Turin? Oh?
I don’t normally condone violence, but the next time I hear someone complaining that people are calling the Italian host of the 2006 Winter Olympics…
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Commuter Etiquette: The Door-dodger
So, we’ve covered the Escalator Rule; I’ve told you what you should do when subway doors open; I’ve touched upon the proper use of ATMs;…
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The Minority Report
This past Monday, February 6 2006, Stephen Joseph Harper was sworn in as the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada marking the beginning of the Conservative…
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Flies on a Horse’s Ass, Martin Quits, The NDP’s Domestic Affairs and The Bloc Gets Shocked, Then Rocked
The votes are in and the people have spoken and in true Canadian fashion, we chose not to rock the boat too much.
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Blue rocks, mediocre, bites
Well today is the big day! Today, Canadians from coast to coast will vote to decide who will lead our great country for the next…
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Commuter Etiquette: The Human Speed Bump
In the last instalment of Commuter Etiquette: The ATM Rule, I wrote about the atraso de vida or the delay of life that plagues our…
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Commuter Etiquette: ATMs
Here is a little pet peeve of mine. You know when you arrive at Union Station in downtown Toronto, you get off the train along…
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Popular Yeehaw Puppet Slap
Be informed about the issues for the 2006 Canadian Federal Elections. Get the unbiased inside scoop here!
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Let the Mud-Slinging Begin
Be informed about the issues for the 2006 Canadian Federal Elections. Get the unbiased inside scoop here!
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Pixel Envy III: Tew’s Conquest
Well…he finally did it…Alex Tew has finally reached his goal of selling one million pixels for a-dollar-a-piece.
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Commuter Etiquette: When the Doors Open
In the first instalment of Commuter Etiquette: The Escalator Rule, I wrote about the importance of keeping the flow of human traffic moving through the…
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And so it begins…
And so it begins… Once again, the gloves are off. The gauntlet is thrown. The day of reckoning is upon us. Yadda, yadda, yadda. We’ve…
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No Learny Wearny, No Drivey Wivey
In the news last Wednesday, Ontario’s education minister Gerard Kennedy introduced new legislation geared toward battling the province’s increasing high school dropout rate. Currently, 30%…
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‘Tis The Season to be Gaudy
Every year there seems to be a new popular trend in the highly-lucrative Christmas decoration industry. 6 or 7 years ago, it was icicle lights,…
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Upholstery Malfunction
Have you ever sat down on a vinyl or leather chair or couch somewhere only to have it make a farting sound; then to ensure…
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Keep Your Eyes on The Road and Your Hands Upon the Wheel!
This past Friday was the first major snowfall of the year. We got 6 inches dumped on us in about 5 hours!
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NHL: Quarterly Report
So we’re about a quarter of the way into the first season of the NEW NHL. A season that many people in Canada have been…
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Scratch Tickets: The Gift That Keeps on Sucking
So I’m standing on the subway platform this morning staring across the tracks at the advertisements as I await my train. What I see are…