TPS249: 4-6

Haik-old Open

Tate and Webb. Hey guys.
Thanks for coming by today.
Hey….how are ya now?

Doin good and youse?
So Al, ready for Shoresy
Are you excited?

Yes, that’s why you’re here
You see…. I have a vision
For the pod’s future

Of The Produce Stand?
Like you’re gonna change it up?
What you got in mind?

Ok…. Imagine
A podcast for everything
…In the yewniverse

Umm..yeah so you like
Say that every episode?
Al…It’s in the script

Talking all the shows
Not only Letterkenny
Full on rebranding

Cool…that sounds like fun
I guess our only question
Is why are we here

I’m glad you asked Liz
What do you guys write for us?
Each week. Every show?

We write limericks
And brilliantly I might add
But I had a thought

What kind of thought Al
Mat getting tired of limericks?
Oh no! it’s not that

Limericks are just…
Its just so…Letterkenny
Now…think bigger guys

I got an idea
Tell us what you have in mind
We’ll give it a go

Ok… are. you. ready
Limericks…out. Let’s do haikus!
no…hockey haikus

I get its Shoresy
But haikus about hockey?
Yeah we can do it

Sure but what about
Y’know the cultural thing
What’s it again Liz?

Appropriation?
I’m half Japanese you dork
Think we’re in the clear

This. is. excellent
I knew you guys would love this
Tate, Webb. Are you ready?

Good cause you’re going
You should do a new intro
You should play it now

Final Rating
Tanya: Clearance
Al: Fresh
Mat: Fresh
Victor: Fresh
Cat: Fresh

MVP
Tanya: Sanguinet
Mat: Sanguinet
Victor: Sanguinet
Al: Sanguinet
Cat: Sanguinet

Scientific Twitter Poll
Fresh: 80%
Clearance: 20%
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