The gang at The Produce Stand are joined by their buddy Mike to discuss episode 1 of Season 11: ‘Chips’.
Chapters:
- 00:00:00 – Introduction
- 00:03:46 – How Was Your Week?
- 00:12:54 – Sponsor Mention – Diabolical Coffee
- 00:14:04 – Twitter Roll Call
- 00:16:13 – Don’t Bore Us, Get To The Chorus! (Episode Recap)
- 00:46:24 – First Impressions
- 01:18:38 – Episode Ratings
- 01:31:05 – Episode MVPs
- 01:39:10 – YEWniversal News
- 01:41:17 – Final Comments
- 01:45:53 – Outro
Postage.Store MVP:
- Al: Glen
- Victor: Folk Song
- Tanya: Ron
- Mat: Glen
- Mike: Bonnie
Final Rating:
- Al: Fresh
- Victor: Compost
- Tanya: Clearance
- Mat: Fresh
- Mike: Clearance
Scientific Twitter Poll:
- Fresh: 60.4%
- Clearance: 32.9%
- Compost: 6.7%
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The livestream of tonight’s podcast is made possible by our buddy Ian Service over at
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PodcastAccelerator.com
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Al
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Alrighty
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An ambitiously amazing allotment of all around awesome achievement
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Because?
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A bigger, better, best of boisterous bacchanalia and brazen bedlam
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Continue
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Clever comedic conversation by constantly cunning characters in a completely captivating
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community
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Dogs?
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Definitely dogs, definitely drinking, definitely darts
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Enjoy
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Exceptional examples of entertainment excellence to everyone’s elation
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Freaks?
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Still not a thing
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Go on
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Gladly
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Got good gals, good guys, good gang, good enough
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Hey how about
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Hilarious humor, hardest hits, how are you now?
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Have it here
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Interesting
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Indeed it is
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Jay…um…Jay?
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Geez
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One job Al
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Katie?
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Can confirm
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Katie keeps coming
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Katie keeps kicking
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Katie keeps killing it
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Legendary?
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Loads of limitless laughs like legitimately lethal levels of ludicrous litmus
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Maybe
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Make the most of the massively monumental matter of the materialization of
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New
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Nicely noted
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Now, naturally, newness needs a nuanced narrative
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Nevertheless, no need neglecting the niceties
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Oh?
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Oftentimes, only an optimum observation in our online occasion or otherwise
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Podcast
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Precisely, a podcast of a produce persuasion
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Perhaps one produced by the paragon and pinnacle of prize-winning podcastery
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Q-tips?
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Quite quickly, the quandary of quality Q-words
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Ready?
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Recap, rate and rank
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Rightly realizing requisite reviewing requires rounding up the regulars
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So?
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Send a sign, seek the squad, set your spatulas to stun
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Starting with the supreme sublime synthesis of sweet and sass
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Tanya?
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Totes, then take the time to throw the titan of takey taketowns and tempestuous
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terror in there
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Uhhhh
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Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unmistakably, the undeniable ultimate in umbrage
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Ah, Victor
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Verily, very vogal, very vindictive, very vicious, very Victor
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Well?
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Well what?
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Why are we waiting?
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What else do we want?
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Excited?
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Extremely
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You?
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Yep
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Well then, zig?
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Zag?
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Zoom
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That fresh produce stand there, that’s a beauty
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What do yous listen to?
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My favorite murder podcast
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Taggart and Torrance podcast
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The produce stand
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Ah, fucking sexy
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It’s Thirsty Thursday!
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That means we are once again hanging out at the Proto Stand, a podcast covering
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everything in the universe
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Now I know what you’re thinking, there are many other Letter Kenny podcasts out there,
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but this one is all dressed
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I’m Al, your host, and joining me in the room is always this lovely Tanya, and online
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we have Squirrely Matt and the versatile Victor, and joining us this week, he’s
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a high school history teacher from the Jersey Shore, and don’t get him started on his
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nut milk sack because he’ll tell you all about it and even send you pictures
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He’s a patron, a long time member of the DMD gens, and a great guy, he’s a
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really great guy
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Please join me in making some noise for Mike
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Wondrous
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Oh my god
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Welcome to the Proto Stand, Mike, how are you now?
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Good, and you?
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Not so bad, welcome back, I mean I feel like we just had you for the holiday episodes,
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but we owed you a solo episode for a Letter Kenny episode, so welcome to the Proto
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Glad to be back
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So, I mean
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I’m on vacation week two, so you’ve got some extra time
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Yeah, perfect, everything worked out really well
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So since you’re not new, we’re just gonna jump right into it
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How are you now?
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Tonight’s lineup is Al, Victor, Tanya, Matt, and our guest Mike
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We’ll have the last word, it’s been so long since we’ve done this, but anyway
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Here we are, I start with me, I guess, today, this week, we’ve had a heck of
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I mean, not only, you know, it’s been Christmas and all the holidays and stuff
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like that, and we’re still getting over kind of our sickies and stuff like that, but
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we’ve had three sluts on the podcast in the last week, that’s crazy, Max Buford,
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Terry Ryan
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Do you feel dirty?
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Yes, a little dirty, and just today, Dolo, like we just finished talking to
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Dolo a couple hours ago, and wait till you hear that one, that one’s like,
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he was great, and we have Michael’s booked for next, I think it’s Tuesday, so Mark
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Michael’s next Tuesday
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Yeah, and we’ve got exciting more, like, guests lined up, we haven’t scheduled
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them yet, but it’s, man, it’s been amazing, it’s all been Shorzy, which is
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great because, you know, everyone’s thirsty for more Shorzy content, but
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also Christmas Day in Canada, season 11 dropped, show of hands, who watched
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every episode already?
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No?
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Matt, you didn’t?
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I’ve done two, I’ll admit I’ve done one and two, twice, but I have not gotten
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further yet
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Well, Mike and I have watched them all through once, and I’ve watched the
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first one, the one we’re reviewing tonight, Chips, probably five times now,
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and let me tell you, getting ready for tonight’s episode, I completely
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forgot how much work this was, like, what a busy day for me, considering
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it’s an off day, but, you know, preparing for Dolo and then recording
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Dolo and making sure that got posted and preparing for this today, man,
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I’m a little tired, actually, I’m not going to lie to you, but it’s been
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fun, and we’re getting a lot of great feedback from Terry Ryan, from
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Max Blufard, I can’t imagine that Dolo’s going to be any different.
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Yeah, I feel like the year’s ending off really well for our
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broadcasts, and hopefully, you know, the beginning of 2023 is just
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going to keep rolling, so, yeah, nothing but good.
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Oh, and yesterday we had lunch together for the first time in a while,
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it was good to see Victor in person and good to see that he’s alive,
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and we were able to, I was able to get you some of the swag and
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gifts that we received from Billy and Aaron and Miriam all those
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weeks ago, so, anyway, that’s been my kind of couple of weeks.
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Victor, how about you?
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Yeah, I’m great, you know, nice to have that stupid virus behind me,
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and it’s been a great week, have all this time off from work,
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so I’ve been meeting up with some friends, with some D-Gens, and,
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you know-
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Which ones do we fall into?
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Yeah, and watching some shows.
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He’s ignoring that one.
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Right past that.
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Right past it.
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And again, just dumbfounded by just the kindness of the
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community and Miriam and Aaron and Bill Buttery, and like, it’s just
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incredible, and then, you know, I wasn’t on the Terry Ryan interview,
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but I listened to that today, and boy, was that a fun listen,
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and then follow that up with sitting down with Dolo, I mean,
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holy crap, I mean, what the hell?
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Yeah, it’s an embarrassment of riches right now, yeah.
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Yeah, what the hell did we do to deserve that?
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So, yeah, so I’m just happy that we’re able to share that out,
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share that with the world, and, you know, we’re not keeping it to ourselves.
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Yes, for sure.
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And the Dolo interview will go live on our regular feed next Thursday,
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but right now it’s for patrons only, so I hope our patrons are
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enjoying that one.
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Tanya, happy bed.
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Yeah, Santa came to everyone’s basket there with all the sluts
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that we’ve been given.
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Yeah, it was a great Christmas holiday.
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We actually went back to normalcy and had 19 people to celebrate
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Christmas Eve, and yeah, we went, or 18, something like that,
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went back to our old traditions and played a gift-giving game,
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and that is always so much fun, and seeing family that we haven’t
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seen over the course of two years, I suppose.
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So that was a real great treasure and felt wonderful.
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Oh my goodness, we’re getting ready to celebrate New Year’s on Saturday.
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Really excited about that, playing some minute-to-win it games
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to spice up the holiday and festivities, and looking forward to having
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friends over for that fun event.
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Yeah, it’s just been work and kids home and tobogganing and hurting
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ourselves doing that, and yeah.
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There wasn’t quite enough snow, so yeah, going down our toboggan hill
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the other day, it was a little rougher than we’re used to,
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but it was still fun.
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Took out a right hip and a right shoulder.
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But yeah, it was all good.
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You want to spice it up a minute, I won’t cut it up here.
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No, okay.
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Anyway, Matt, how have you been?
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I’m all right, man.
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I completely forgot that Christmas even happened.
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It’s all been a fucking blur, but it’s been good.
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How’s your little guy doing?
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He’s a shithead.
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I love him, but he’s a god.
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No, he’s fine.
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Like health-wise, he’s fine.
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He’s fallen into some really annoying habits this week where suddenly
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he doesn’t want to sleep anymore.
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And that’s overrated and it started.
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It started Christmas Eve.
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He and I don’t know.
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The only thing gathers.
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Maybe he was excited.
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I mean three.
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I didn’t think he’d actually understand this much, but he woke
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up at 4 a.m.
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on Christmas and did not go back to bed.
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So that was fun.
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Yeah, yeah, we try to give him some alcohol.
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Apparently that that works.
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Yeah, I’ve almost pulled out the chloroform, but didn’t think
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that would be okay.
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So yeah, but no, it’s fine.
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He loved it.
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You know, he got he got spoiled, you know, because I have two
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older guys that live primarily with their mother.
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This was not my year for Christmas with them.
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So I haven’t seen them yet.
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I’m actually getting them tomorrow.
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So we’re going to do a second mini Christmas tomorrow
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when they come and I have them for the full week.
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So very much looking forward to that.
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So yeah, that’d be fun.
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They can tire out the little guy then so he can sleep
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through the night.
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God, I hope so.
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They just need to run.
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We got some some suggestions of Jack Daniels for the kids
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or Benadryl, Matt Benadryl.
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Oh, yeah.
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I’ve actually heard that one.
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I’m at this point.
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I’m willing to give it a try.
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So direct your kids everyone.
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So here we go.
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The quick shout out to Liz and Trace on that opening.
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Oh, man.
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My god, they wrote that.
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Set the Spatulas to Stun is my favorite line of the
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whole thing though.
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Holy fuck.
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It’s and congrats.
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You had me tongue twisted.
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If you heard the first reading that I sent out,
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it was a mess and I was cursing you both with
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nothing but love, but it was it was so much fun.
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So great job guys.
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And that’s his first time I’ve heard it all together
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and it turned out fantastic.
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So the writing was incredible.
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The execution was incredible.
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Can you imagine and this is the thing about acting,
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right?
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Can you imagine memorizing that, delivering it without
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notes?
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No, not at all.
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I wouldn’t be able to memorize that shit.
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Yeah, and I was thinking the same thing.
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I think I even said it at one point in the in
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the cuts.
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I’m like, I have a whole new respect for what they
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do.
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There’s songs my band has played for the last
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two years that I still need like my tablet for
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I don’t memorize shit anymore.
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Like I’m too old for that.
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It was wild, but well done.
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Mad respect to the both of you putting that
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together.
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You guys are incredible.
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Yeah, keep challenging us.
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It’s so much fun.
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Mike, how have you been, bud?
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How was your Christmas?
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Good.
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This was good.
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Christmas Eve, we had my parents and my brother
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over for some lasagnas, which just finished the
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last of the leftover lasagna yesterday.
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Yum.
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And lasagna is a hundred percent better
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leftover than it is the day of.
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It is.
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You’re right.
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Then we did Christmas, you know, here and
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then my mom for their presents and then went
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out to my wife’s sister.
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They’re back in town from Texas briefly.
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They’re going to leave them tomorrow again.
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So we stopped there.
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That’s where we had dinner.
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And then it’s just been kind of a, you know,
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mix of days because the days don’t count
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between the two holidays for teachers,
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especially when they all run together.
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So I had lunch today with an old college
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friend and that was fun.
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And yeah, pretty much just looking at the
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whole week.
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That’s cool.
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All right.
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Well, I mean, it sounds like we’re all
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doing well, but maybe we could use a little
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coffee.
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Now, here’s the thing.
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I’ve been so busy that I haven’t been
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able to get a new diabolical coffee ad
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yet.
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So let’s let’s why don’t we listen to
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a classic and take it from there.
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And whenever you hear 10% you should,
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you know, just replace that with 20%
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in your mind.
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Okay, here we go.
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Just like scodude energy drink, diabolical
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Or if you’re like Al and me,
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there’s a cake cup option for single
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cup brewers.
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And for the duration of season 10 of
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our podcast, you can use the promo
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That’s 10% off all coffee and merch.
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Thank you to diabolical coffee and
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to Eric for your support.
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Yes.
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Thank you, Eric.
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And I can’t believe those only from
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season 10.
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It feels like so long ago that we’ve
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heard that we haven’t heard that.
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But I guess it has been that long
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since we did letter Kenny season 10
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would would have been last year
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this time.
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So speaking of support, welcome to
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new Twitter followers, Colt Smith
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Briggs, Matt Bailey from Indiana,
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Tanya Monroe, JT from the Bean
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Cave, Dan Bean Sports, New Year,
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New New Year, New Year New Bort,
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Scott Sanders from Launcester,
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Launceston, Tasmania in Australia.
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I think that might be our first
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listener from Tasmania.
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Mimi Bob,
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MJRSTL,
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Joe Drake from Fort Myers,
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Florida, Stuck in Phone,
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79 from Arkansas,
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Brock Big Richard Purdy fan from
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Kirkland, Washington.
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Is that like just a generic name
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for a city in Washington?
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Cody Green,
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Brian Weigel from Cincinnati,
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Ohio, Lane, Laughing Louder from
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Colorado, Mimi Calderon from Phoenix,
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content with content with my
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content from the United States,
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the big sports guy 72 from
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Edmonton, Tara Incognito from
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Cleveland, Rips Rant from
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Seoul Back Road,
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Clinton Haines from another
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Tasmanian.
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So we’re big in Tasmania now,
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Ed Scott Edgecomb from
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Huntsville and Toronto,
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Matt Ken O from Burnsville,
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Minnesota, Larry K,
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Shannon Loves Horror.
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Finally, we get to Shannon from
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South Jersey, Philly or
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and or Philly slash Philly,
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Jody, Frank Trend from Rivers,
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Nigeria, Marty Huggins,
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Trump Sucks, Beers and Beards,
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Zoe Timberwolf, Fernando Ochoa
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from Manhattan, Kansas.
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I don’t know if it was in
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Manhattan and Kansas,
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Sarah M, My Info,
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Big C, Snarls Barkley,
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we finally got to them,
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the USF Positive View
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from Baymade Baystate,
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Tim Woolridge from Somewhere in
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the World, Ray Watkins,
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Mike from West Virginia,
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Bill Chenow,
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Don, Gary,
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Kenny from A Place Long Forgotten,
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Ben Banditone from
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Stecker, Oklahoma,
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Sheldon Brown,
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Martin and QC Mike 13.
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Thank you for following and
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hopefully for listening.
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How are you doing on that list?
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On a letter, Kenny.
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Still not putting a dent in it.
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Last week we held our
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Holiday Egg Hall Social with
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a bunch of our DGEN listeners.
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This week we begin our coverage
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of Letter Kenny Season 11,
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beginning with Episode 1 Chips
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and I’m going to ask a question
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I haven’t asked in a while.
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I’ve done my homework.
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Victor, have you done your homework?
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It is.
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Tanya, have you done your homework?
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Once.
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Matt, have you done your homework?
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Twice.
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Mike, have you done your homework?
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Three times.
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Three times, so?
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Well, don’t bore us.
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Get to the chorus.
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Here we go.
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I’m going to…
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This is the longest I’ve had to
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read something for a while.
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So if I stopped to cough
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every once in a while,
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please forgive me.
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We open with
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a classic Letter Kenny Problems
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Open with Wayne and Derry
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trading off problems,
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like, for example,
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smelling Gap Dream at a bar
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the other night that you got
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as hard as old sugar
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or your friend’s dad calling
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a squirrel a bush shrimp,
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which is pretty funny.
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And here’s a taste of the
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actual clip here.
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Your dog ripped a fart so thick
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you could hang an axe in the air after.
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You don’t have a lady in your life,
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but you do have a pal who blows
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on his food to cool it down,
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so tomato, tomato.
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Boy, you sure catch a lot of heat
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for your farmer’s tan,
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but have you never seen a roofer’s tan?
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Like, holy fuck.
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Your gal wants to start
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an OnlyFans page,
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but even Netflix is losing subs
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and she can’t compete with those, Ark.
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Whole world’s all ifs and buts
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at the moment,
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but if ifs and buts
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were candy and nuts,
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you’d have nuts where your
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buts were before.
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And then you cue the theme.
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So that’s the Cold Open,
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a pretty kind of classic
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letter Kenyan kind of cold open.
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So I guess we start with me
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and I say it’s a classic
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cold open.
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Nothing too spectacular about it.
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Just the you know,
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the back and forth
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between Wayne and Derry.
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There’s some funny stuff in there,
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but pretty forgettable
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cold open in my opinion.
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It was just kind of just there,
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but it felt it felt like home anyway.
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So not a bad way to kick off
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a long awaited season 11.
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Victor, what do you think?
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Yeah, I mean exactly the same.
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If this is your first time
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watching letter Kenny,
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this could have been the first
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you know, cold open ever.
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And yeah, and it’s exactly
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the kind of cold open
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where some people kind of
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fall over heels over it
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because of the quick talk
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and and the cleverness of it.
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And and they love it.
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They just fall in love with it.
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And and for me,
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I’m just thinking,
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yeah, that’s cool.
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It’s it’s it’s it’s the problem.
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It’s like it goes by too quickly.
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00:18:31.720 –> 00:18:33.280
You don’t have time to to
511
00:18:33.280 –> 00:18:35.260
to really appreciate it even like
512
00:18:35.260 –> 00:18:35.960
because by the time
513
00:18:35.960 –> 00:18:37.200
you start breaking down
514
00:18:37.200 –> 00:18:38.160
what they just said,
515
00:18:38.160 –> 00:18:39.560
they’re on to the fourth thing
516
00:18:39.560 –> 00:18:40.220
already, right?
517
00:18:40.220 –> 00:18:41.820
So unless you’re sitting there
518
00:18:41.820 –> 00:18:43.940
and really, you know,
519
00:18:44.140 –> 00:18:45.740
rewatching it over and over again,
520
00:18:46.440 –> 00:18:48.320
it’s it’s it’s not Michael’s.
521
00:18:48.380 –> 00:18:49.380
It’s not the Michael’s
522
00:18:49.380 –> 00:18:50.440
so always hitting the mark
523
00:18:50.440 –> 00:18:51.500
kind of thing, you know,
524
00:18:52.320 –> 00:18:54.780
it’s it’s it’s it just it goes by.
525
00:18:54.940 –> 00:18:55.820
So like people love it.
526
00:18:55.880 –> 00:18:57.620
I get it for me.
527
00:18:57.740 –> 00:18:59.220
It’s it’s just it’s there.
528
00:18:59.340 –> 00:19:00.240
It’s cold open
529
00:19:00.240 –> 00:19:01.760
and it’s the one that you expect
530
00:19:01.760 –> 00:19:03.620
to hear every single episode.
531
00:19:03.620 –> 00:19:04.400
And they did it.
532
00:19:04.400 –> 00:19:05.320
They nailed it.
533
00:19:05.360 –> 00:19:06.880
And I’m just OK with it.
534
00:19:07.180 –> 00:19:08.200
OK, Dan.
535
00:19:11.140 –> 00:19:12.820
Hi, welcome back.
536
00:19:12.840 –> 00:19:14.900
Yeah, well, sorry, daydreaming.
537
00:19:16.060 –> 00:19:17.120
Yeah, you guys,
538
00:19:17.760 –> 00:19:19.860
you guys pretty much said it already.
539
00:19:20.380 –> 00:19:21.640
There wasn’t anything
540
00:19:21.640 –> 00:19:22.880
over and above with it.
541
00:19:22.880 –> 00:19:24.320
It was just the two guys,
542
00:19:25.000 –> 00:19:26.780
you know, bantering back and forth.
543
00:19:26.960 –> 00:19:29.780
I always get it so much better
544
00:19:29.780 –> 00:19:31.320
and clear in my headphones
545
00:19:31.320 –> 00:19:32.900
listening back to it here
546
00:19:32.900 –> 00:19:34.500
than I do actually watching it
547
00:19:34.500 –> 00:19:36.320
because when I’m watching it on the TV,
548
00:19:36.320 –> 00:19:39.280
I don’t get a whole lot of what’s being said.
549
00:19:39.760 –> 00:19:41.200
Like there was a few here
550
00:19:41.200 –> 00:19:43.340
and there that I that I grab.
551
00:19:43.800 –> 00:19:45.800
But to hear every single word
552
00:19:45.800 –> 00:19:48.140
very clearly and very distinctly,
553
00:19:48.480 –> 00:19:50.200
it’s it’s it’s listening to it here.
554
00:19:50.220 –> 00:19:51.300
And you’re like, oh,
555
00:19:51.360 –> 00:19:52.220
is that what they were saying?
556
00:19:52.980 –> 00:19:54.760
I always kind of have that moment.
557
00:19:55.040 –> 00:19:55.280
Well, I mean,
558
00:19:55.460 –> 00:19:56.660
I think I need to start watching it
559
00:19:56.660 –> 00:19:57.420
through my headphones.
560
00:19:57.700 –> 00:19:59.700
Well, yeah, there’s two kinds
561
00:19:59.700 –> 00:20:00.920
of people in the world, right?
562
00:20:00.960 –> 00:20:02.000
Those who rewatch
563
00:20:02.000 –> 00:20:03.560
a lot of Kenny episodes and those who don’t.
564
00:20:03.820 –> 00:20:05.480
So I believe
565
00:20:05.480 –> 00:20:07.380
you’re rewarded on a rewatch
566
00:20:07.380 –> 00:20:09.540
when you listen to these things, right?
567
00:20:09.780 –> 00:20:10.800
Matt, what did you think?
568
00:20:11.440 –> 00:20:12.840
Yeah, I don’t know what else to add.
569
00:20:12.940 –> 00:20:13.940
I mean, you guys are spot on.
570
00:20:14.040 –> 00:20:15.640
It was it was very classic.
571
00:20:15.840 –> 00:20:17.840
It took me right back to the web shows.
572
00:20:18.200 –> 00:20:19.660
Some great jokes in there.
573
00:20:19.740 –> 00:20:20.800
The the Bush shrimp
574
00:20:20.800 –> 00:20:22.480
and the the balls were your butts
575
00:20:22.480 –> 00:20:25.280
for before whatever that that that is so stupid.
576
00:20:25.460 –> 00:20:27.060
But I fucking died when he said that.
577
00:20:27.140 –> 00:20:28.580
I’m like, that is amazing.
578
00:20:30.040 –> 00:20:32.260
Yeah, it’s not amazingly memorable,
579
00:20:32.260 –> 00:20:34.080
but it’s like you said it best.
580
00:20:34.220 –> 00:20:34.580
It’s home.
581
00:20:34.580 –> 00:20:36.240
It’s yeah, we’re comfortable with this.
582
00:20:36.460 –> 00:20:39.220
This kind of dialogue plays well to the audience.
583
00:20:39.540 –> 00:20:41.200
There’s some good laughs in there,
584
00:20:41.440 –> 00:20:43.640
but it’s they’re not they’re not going above
585
00:20:43.640 –> 00:20:45.540
and beyond to create a
586
00:20:45.540 –> 00:20:48.180
largely memorable moment here in the live stream.
587
00:20:48.260 –> 00:20:51.500
YYZ Gord says captions help and they do
588
00:20:51.500 –> 00:20:53.240
as long as you don’t mind reading
589
00:20:53.240 –> 00:20:56.340
at the lightning place that they deliver the lines at.
590
00:20:56.360 –> 00:20:57.980
Yeah, but I also found though,
591
00:20:58.060 –> 00:20:59.500
because well for the first episode
592
00:20:59.500 –> 00:21:01.300
anyway, when I was writing my script
593
00:21:01.920 –> 00:21:03.600
in the past, the captions
594
00:21:03.600 –> 00:21:07.640
haven’t been very accurate in this episode.
595
00:21:07.640 –> 00:21:09.620
So far, super accurate.
596
00:21:09.680 –> 00:21:12.080
Like I didn’t see any any mistakes in this.
597
00:21:12.140 –> 00:21:13.900
And I do and I do recommend
598
00:21:13.900 –> 00:21:16.200
if you ever have time to I watch TV
599
00:21:16.200 –> 00:21:18.320
with my headphones all the time to be honest.
600
00:21:19.040 –> 00:21:20.800
I’m like I’m a bit of a nighthawk
601
00:21:20.800 –> 00:21:22.380
and I wake up very early.
602
00:21:22.700 –> 00:21:25.360
So I will very often keep my headphones
603
00:21:25.360 –> 00:21:27.160
right beside the TV hook up my Bluetooth
604
00:21:27.160 –> 00:21:28.720
and I’ll watch whatever I want.
605
00:21:28.760 –> 00:21:29.540
And I agree.
606
00:21:29.580 –> 00:21:31.340
I can always follow along
607
00:21:31.340 –> 00:21:33.580
with anything I’m watching far better.
608
00:21:33.580 –> 00:21:37.260
When I’m just in my own isolation pod taking it in.
609
00:21:37.420 –> 00:21:39.180
Yeah, Mike, what did you think of the cold open?
610
00:21:40.800 –> 00:21:42.620
Absolutely the same thing that everyone else said.
611
00:21:42.620 –> 00:21:43.440
It’s classic.
612
00:21:43.900 –> 00:21:46.400
It’s the way they started the whole thing on YouTube.
613
00:21:47.740 –> 00:21:48.820
And it’s good.
614
00:21:48.900 –> 00:21:51.040
You know, it’s a nice warm remembrance
615
00:21:51.040 –> 00:21:52.980
of the earlier days, I guess.
616
00:21:53.200 –> 00:21:54.600
Some of them hit really well,
617
00:21:54.600 –> 00:21:56.620
you know, for me like the Edmonton one.
618
00:21:56.620 –> 00:21:58.400
I wanted to give your girl the world
619
00:21:58.400 –> 00:21:59.600
but only 40 Edmonton.
620
00:21:59.920 –> 00:22:00.760
Yeah, that’s a good one.
621
00:22:00.980 –> 00:22:03.420
I mean individually they’re all really good lines, right?
622
00:22:03.420 –> 00:22:06.660
The OnlyFans was especially funny, I thought.
623
00:22:06.980 –> 00:22:08.580
But some of them like the back-cracking
624
00:22:08.580 –> 00:22:09.620
and the Rupert’s pan.
625
00:22:09.720 –> 00:22:10.820
It’s been really hit for me.
626
00:22:11.180 –> 00:22:12.500
I didn’t really know where they were going with that.
627
00:22:12.520 –> 00:22:13.780
But otherwise it’s pretty standard.
628
00:22:14.840 –> 00:22:18.120
All right, so we move on to season one.
629
00:22:18.600 –> 00:22:20.600
Squirrely Dan runs into Modine’s three
630
00:22:20.600 –> 00:22:22.180
in a panic holding a bag of chips.
631
00:22:22.560 –> 00:22:24.180
Gail is at the bar with Wayne,
632
00:22:24.480 –> 00:22:25.440
Derry, Rosie and Katie.
633
00:22:25.640 –> 00:22:27.460
They turn around to see what the fuss is
634
00:22:27.460 –> 00:22:28.280
with Squirrely Dan.
635
00:22:28.480 –> 00:22:30.260
He throws his bag of chips at Katie
636
00:22:30.260 –> 00:22:31.340
and tells her to take a look.
637
00:22:31.740 –> 00:22:32.400
Katie is shocked.
638
00:22:32.400 –> 00:22:34.880
She passes the bag to Rosie who’s also shocked.
639
00:22:35.100 –> 00:22:37.680
She passes it to Derry who seems to have trouble
640
00:22:37.680 –> 00:22:39.100
reading the contents of the bag.
641
00:22:39.440 –> 00:22:40.620
Gail can’t stand the wait.
642
00:22:40.660 –> 00:22:42.160
She demands to know what it says.
643
00:22:42.460 –> 00:22:44.320
Squirrely Dan warns that this could easily
644
00:22:44.320 –> 00:22:48.800
spiral into hysterics if they don’t practice stoicism.
645
00:22:49.560 –> 00:22:52.280
Just then, Roald and Stuart storm in
646
00:22:52.280 –> 00:22:53.580
with a bag of chips of their own.
647
00:22:53.920 –> 00:22:55.960
Tell us what chip is the best chip of all time.
648
00:22:56.160 –> 00:22:57.280
And these guys will let you design
649
00:22:57.280 –> 00:22:58.580
your own flavor of chip.
650
00:22:59.340 –> 00:23:00.520
We all knew this was coming.
651
00:23:00.720 –> 00:23:01.800
Well, all the signs were there.
652
00:23:01.800 –> 00:23:03.720
Wait, what are the rules?
653
00:23:05.580 –> 00:23:07.700
As Mike holds up a bag of hers,
654
00:23:07.940 –> 00:23:08.540
salt and vinegar.
655
00:23:08.780 –> 00:23:10.300
Thank you, salt and vinnies.
656
00:23:12.680 –> 00:23:14.180
Derry looks at his bag again,
657
00:23:14.200 –> 00:23:15.680
but again, has trouble reading it.
658
00:23:15.820 –> 00:23:16.540
Did we miss something?
659
00:23:16.620 –> 00:23:17.500
Is Derry illiterate?
660
00:23:17.760 –> 00:23:20.400
Like, have we gone 11 seasons without noticing this?
661
00:23:20.820 –> 00:23:22.600
Like, I know that he has a hard time
662
00:23:22.600 –> 00:23:26.000
with certain words like graphics and backs it,
663
00:23:26.020 –> 00:23:26.620
you know, basket.
664
00:23:27.280 –> 00:23:28.440
But is it because he’s illiterate
665
00:23:28.440 –> 00:23:30.300
or maybe because he’s-
666
00:23:30.300 –> 00:23:32.080
It’s been proposed that he is dyslexic.
667
00:23:32.160 –> 00:23:32.780
Dyslexic, maybe?
668
00:23:33.220 –> 00:23:33.320
Yeah.
669
00:23:33.320 –> 00:23:33.940
I think it could be.
670
00:23:34.140 –> 00:23:36.200
Yeah, but yeah, he’s having a hard time
671
00:23:36.200 –> 00:23:37.000
reading that chip bag.
672
00:23:37.740 –> 00:23:40.960
Anyway, Gail finally grabs the bag from Derry
673
00:23:40.960 –> 00:23:43.340
and she reads the rules for him.
674
00:23:43.780 –> 00:23:45.900
Only classic Canadian flavors
675
00:23:45.900 –> 00:23:47.840
consisting of two or less ingredients
676
00:23:47.840 –> 00:23:49.160
shall be considered.
677
00:23:49.820 –> 00:23:51.300
Plain, salt and vinegar.
678
00:23:52.000 –> 00:23:54.200
Barbecue, sour cream and onion,
679
00:23:54.500 –> 00:23:56.540
dill pickle, ketchup.
680
00:23:56.720 –> 00:23:58.580
Better not forget those fucking all dress chips.
681
00:23:58.580 –> 00:24:00.860
Wayne, all dress consists of more than two ingredients.
682
00:24:01.020 –> 00:24:04.100
So nows we’re shaming chips for being too dressed?
683
00:24:04.320 –> 00:24:06.780
I’m used to shaming them for not being dressed enough.
684
00:24:07.220 –> 00:24:07.400
Thanks, Derry.
685
00:24:07.780 –> 00:24:10.080
All dress chips shall be excluded.
686
00:24:10.700 –> 00:24:11.640
Get out of here.
687
00:24:12.080 –> 00:24:13.520
For obvious reasons, what do you mean?
688
00:24:13.720 –> 00:24:14.960
Excluding the chip doesn’t stop
689
00:24:14.960 –> 00:24:16.660
from being the greatest chip of all time, Derry.
690
00:24:16.760 –> 00:24:18.400
Wayne, this is no time for pride.
691
00:24:18.540 –> 00:24:19.620
It’s Bedlam out there.
692
00:24:19.900 –> 00:24:21.560
No one loves chips like small towns.
693
00:24:21.740 –> 00:24:23.940
Not one other tribe, nor person, nor posse.
694
00:24:24.860 –> 00:24:27.080
By the way, I have a bowl of ruffles,
695
00:24:27.080 –> 00:24:29.620
all dress chips here that I’m commemorating.
696
00:24:29.620 –> 00:24:31.360
You mean salt and vinegar with a zing.
697
00:24:31.480 –> 00:24:31.980
All dressed.
698
00:24:31.980 –> 00:24:33.700
I thought you were bringing the bag down.
699
00:24:33.740 –> 00:24:36.420
I was gonna, but because they seem to have
700
00:24:36.420 –> 00:24:37.900
some kind of deal with Old Dutch.
701
00:24:38.280 –> 00:24:40.220
And I prefer ruffles, all dressed.
702
00:24:40.340 –> 00:24:41.440
But anyway, here we go.
703
00:24:41.720 –> 00:24:43.880
Everyone becomes increasingly riled up.
704
00:24:44.220 –> 00:24:46.360
Squirrely Dan says the American Revolutionary War
705
00:24:46.360 –> 00:24:47.600
was in no small part
706
00:24:47.600 –> 00:24:50.780
because of Great Britain calling chips crisps.
707
00:24:51.180 –> 00:24:52.660
And that’s really hurting Mike
708
00:24:52.660 –> 00:24:54.320
as a history teacher, I’m sure.
709
00:24:54.320 –> 00:24:56.700
Derry says the War of 1812
710
00:24:56.700 –> 00:24:58.640
was crinkle cut versus classic cut.
711
00:24:58.760 –> 00:24:59.700
Is that true, Mike?
712
00:24:59.780 –> 00:25:00.580
No, not true.
713
00:25:02.040 –> 00:25:06.400
Katie says manifest destiny wasn’t even a thing
714
00:25:06.400 –> 00:25:08.200
until the Yanks caught wind of Canadians
715
00:25:08.200 –> 00:25:10.940
fucking around with exotic flavors up here.
716
00:25:11.640 –> 00:25:12.940
Mike’s head’s gonna explode.
717
00:25:13.320 –> 00:25:16.220
Through all this arguing, Wayne has remained very quiet.
718
00:25:16.460 –> 00:25:18.600
So Squirrely Dan calls upon him to respond.
719
00:25:19.360 –> 00:25:20.640
I’m fired up right now.
720
00:25:20.640 –> 00:25:22.560
I got sweat rolling down the small of my back
721
00:25:22.560 –> 00:25:23.540
and into my ass crack.
722
00:25:24.320 –> 00:25:25.040
It’s emotional.
723
00:25:26.400 –> 00:25:28.120
But someone’s gotta stay focused through the fuss.
724
00:25:29.160 –> 00:25:29.880
Someone’s gotta lead.
725
00:25:30.000 –> 00:25:30.720
I nominate Stuart.
726
00:25:31.080 –> 00:25:32.860
I nominate anyone else.
727
00:25:33.100 –> 00:25:34.260
What are we gonna do, Wayne?
728
00:25:35.040 –> 00:25:36.160
Only thing we can do.
729
00:25:39.110 –> 00:25:40.570
Have a fishbowl discussion.
730
00:25:41.850 –> 00:25:42.590
So production note,
731
00:25:42.670 –> 00:25:44.270
because I didn’t know what this was.
732
00:25:44.390 –> 00:25:45.250
I don’t know if you guys do,
733
00:25:45.290 –> 00:25:47.490
but a fishbowl discussion is a strategy
734
00:25:47.490 –> 00:25:50.330
for organizing medium to large group discussions.
735
00:25:50.830 –> 00:25:52.450
Usually you have students separated
736
00:25:52.450 –> 00:25:54.170
into an inner and outer circle
737
00:25:54.170 –> 00:25:56.090
and the inner circle or fishbowl
738
00:25:56.090 –> 00:25:57.310
is where the students have the discussion
739
00:25:57.310 –> 00:25:58.910
while the students on the outer circle
740
00:25:58.910 –> 00:26:00.570
listen to the discussion and take notes.
741
00:26:00.950 –> 00:26:03.110
So I learned something new in this episode.
742
00:26:03.110 –> 00:26:05.110
Mike, did you know what a fishbowl discussion was?
743
00:26:06.430 –> 00:26:06.970
I’ve heard of it.
744
00:26:07.030 –> 00:26:07.850
I’ve never used it.
745
00:26:08.030 –> 00:26:11.450
It doesn’t really work super well in high school,
746
00:26:11.510 –> 00:26:13.170
I don’t think, but it may.
747
00:26:13.430 –> 00:26:14.610
Sounds elitist.
748
00:26:14.690 –> 00:26:15.990
Sounds elitist.
749
00:26:16.570 –> 00:26:18.310
I think that’s more of a college thing.
750
00:26:18.710 –> 00:26:19.130
College thing.
751
00:26:20.110 –> 00:26:23.150
That alone answers my question about that fishbowl
752
00:26:23.150 –> 00:26:24.970
and why no one else was saying anything
753
00:26:24.970 –> 00:26:26.590
if that is truly the intent.
754
00:26:26.810 –> 00:26:28.070
If you’re not part of the inner circle,
755
00:26:28.290 –> 00:26:30.490
then you’re elitist.
756
00:26:30.690 –> 00:26:31.590
My old company,
757
00:26:31.930 –> 00:26:33.670
we had an office called the fishbowl.
758
00:26:33.750 –> 00:26:35.830
That’s just because they had windows everywhere.
759
00:26:36.210 –> 00:26:37.510
Yeah, we had something like that.
760
00:26:37.550 –> 00:26:39.370
Wasn’t it called the lobster cage
761
00:26:39.370 –> 00:26:40.030
or something like that?
762
00:26:40.030 –> 00:26:41.570
I forget, but yeah, same thing.
763
00:26:41.730 –> 00:26:43.430
Anyway, scene two, Ron and Dax.
764
00:26:43.570 –> 00:26:44.410
They’re working out at the gym
765
00:26:44.410 –> 00:26:46.610
doing some fancy tandem pushups.
766
00:26:47.150 –> 00:26:48.230
One of the degens,
767
00:26:49.370 –> 00:26:51.890
Allister Orson Westwood-Yates,
768
00:26:52.370 –> 00:26:54.130
comments on how short Ron’s shorts are
769
00:26:54.130 –> 00:26:55.570
for someone who calls himself a man.
770
00:26:55.970 –> 00:26:57.350
And Ron claps back by saying
771
00:26:57.350 –> 00:26:59.110
he’s paying a lot of attention to his shorts
772
00:26:59.110 –> 00:27:00.590
for someone who calls himself straight.
773
00:27:01.050 –> 00:27:01.870
The degen leaves,
774
00:27:02.210 –> 00:27:03.870
but he’s replaced by Riley and Jonesy
775
00:27:03.870 –> 00:27:06.530
who comment on Ron and Dax’s exercise technique.
776
00:27:06.810 –> 00:27:07.990
Dax says it’s a new program.
777
00:27:08.190 –> 00:27:09.650
They want to look like porn stars.
778
00:27:10.010 –> 00:27:11.930
Riley says they already kind of do.
779
00:27:12.850 –> 00:27:13.690
Jonesy agrees.
780
00:27:14.390 –> 00:27:15.870
Enter Glenn wearing a bike helmet
781
00:27:15.870 –> 00:27:17.450
and gloves and biking shorts,
782
00:27:17.790 –> 00:27:20.850
but a collared short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
783
00:27:21.230 –> 00:27:23.550
Glenn agrees that they already look like porn stars.
784
00:27:24.270 –> 00:27:25.610
Ron and Dax thank Glenn,
785
00:27:26.030 –> 00:27:28.010
but Glenn clarifies that wasn’t a compliment
786
00:27:28.010 –> 00:27:30.510
because they look like straight male porn stars
787
00:27:30.510 –> 00:27:32.170
and then goes on to list a bunch of them
788
00:27:32.170 –> 00:27:34.290
with input from both Riley and Jonesy
789
00:27:34.290 –> 00:27:37.330
like Shane Diesel, Sean Lawless, Johnny Sins.
790
00:27:37.430 –> 00:27:39.330
I’m not going to admit to looking these up,
791
00:27:39.330 –> 00:27:40.990
but I may have looked some of them up.
792
00:27:41.170 –> 00:27:43.050
Anyway, Ron is confused.
793
00:27:43.690 –> 00:27:46.590
To him, a porn star is a porn star is a porn star.
794
00:27:47.110 –> 00:27:49.150
Glenn snorts, laughs at the insinuation.
795
00:27:49.430 –> 00:27:51.750
Not when it comes to the flawless male physique.
796
00:27:51.750 –> 00:27:53.730
It taint.
797
00:27:54.230 –> 00:27:56.910
Riley and Ron and Dax agree that with Glenn’s help,
798
00:27:56.970 –> 00:27:59.710
they start naming off male gay porn stars
799
00:27:59.710 –> 00:28:01.710
like Johnny Rapid, Buck Richards,
800
00:28:02.070 –> 00:28:03.830
Pierce Paris, JJ Knight.
801
00:28:03.910 –> 00:28:06.270
Can you imagine like researching for this script?
802
00:28:06.430 –> 00:28:06.810
It’s crazy.
803
00:28:07.710 –> 00:28:10.890
I was waiting for Victor to chime in, you know,
804
00:28:11.050 –> 00:28:12.050
with his past career.
805
00:28:12.270 –> 00:28:14.610
This is, I mean, oh my goodness.
806
00:28:14.950 –> 00:28:17.850
This is the most ridiculous, nonsensical thing
807
00:28:17.850 –> 00:28:19.830
I’ve seen so far in the show.
808
00:28:19.830 –> 00:28:21.490
All right, Riley, okay.
809
00:28:22.950 –> 00:28:25.610
All right, let’s go get through your thing.
810
00:28:25.850 –> 00:28:28.470
Riley interrupts the gay porn star Jag
811
00:28:28.470 –> 00:28:30.890
with a very pertinent question.
812
00:28:31.310 –> 00:28:31.670
Hey, Glenn.
813
00:28:32.890 –> 00:28:34.250
Oh, hockey, I forgot about you.
814
00:28:34.430 –> 00:28:37.070
How do you know so much about gay male porn stars?
815
00:28:37.550 –> 00:28:40.210
Well, just so we know why Ron and Dax
816
00:28:40.210 –> 00:28:41.950
know so much about gay male porn stars.
817
00:28:42.030 –> 00:28:43.010
Because we’re homos.
818
00:28:43.130 –> 00:28:44.730
Not sure that’s PC, but you said it.
819
00:28:44.730 –> 00:28:45.930
Gay is the day is long.
820
00:28:46.030 –> 00:28:47.390
All new levels of gay.
821
00:28:47.570 –> 00:28:48.830
Straight up the ass.
822
00:28:48.830 –> 00:28:52.730
But for you to know so much about gay porn stars.
823
00:28:52.950 –> 00:28:55.130
Gay, gay male porn stars.
824
00:28:55.390 –> 00:28:59.050
Yes, for you to know so much about gay male porn stars,
825
00:28:59.310 –> 00:29:00.930
it would suggest.
826
00:29:01.450 –> 00:29:02.950
That I’ve done my research?
827
00:29:03.790 –> 00:29:05.270
Jonesy, I’m not sure if this is your first time
828
00:29:05.270 –> 00:29:06.270
throwing some weights around,
829
00:29:06.270 –> 00:29:07.550
but in the fitness community,
830
00:29:07.770 –> 00:29:09.410
we have something called goals.
831
00:29:09.470 –> 00:29:11.610
We also have a little thing called a Fitspo.
832
00:29:11.710 –> 00:29:13.790
So what I like to do is I set my goals,
833
00:29:14.130 –> 00:29:15.410
I gather up my Fitspo,
834
00:29:15.510 –> 00:29:17.890
and then I go about trying to achieve my goals.
835
00:29:18.830 –> 00:29:21.030
All right, since I’m not in the fitness community,
836
00:29:21.130 –> 00:29:22.190
I looked up Fitspo.
837
00:29:22.370 –> 00:29:23.170
And it is a thing.
838
00:29:23.730 –> 00:29:24.530
I looked it up as well.
839
00:29:24.630 –> 00:29:26.050
I had no idea what the fuck he was saying.
840
00:29:26.150 –> 00:29:27.430
Never heard of that word before.
841
00:29:27.510 –> 00:29:29.890
Fitspo is short for Fitspiration,
842
00:29:30.050 –> 00:29:31.770
which is also not a word, but anyway.
843
00:29:31.830 –> 00:29:32.490
Never heard of that.
844
00:29:32.570 –> 00:29:35.190
And Fitspiration is a person or thing
845
00:29:35.190 –> 00:29:37.230
that serves as motivation for someone
846
00:29:37.230 –> 00:29:39.270
to sustain or improve health and fitness.
847
00:29:39.690 –> 00:29:40.950
So it’s a combination of.
848
00:29:40.950 –> 00:29:42.990
Fitness, inspiration, Fitspiration, Fitspo.
849
00:29:43.090 –> 00:29:44.950
Fitspo, so that’s what Fitspo means.
850
00:29:45.190 –> 00:29:46.350
Yeah, it’s a thing.
851
00:29:46.430 –> 00:29:46.970
Like who knew?
852
00:29:47.110 –> 00:29:47.730
I didn’t know.
853
00:29:47.730 –> 00:29:50.230
It’s like your fitness dream board.
854
00:29:50.690 –> 00:29:51.330
Yeah, exactly.
855
00:29:51.370 –> 00:29:52.210
Yeah, that’s what it is.
856
00:29:52.310 –> 00:29:53.950
So as an example,
857
00:29:54.390 –> 00:29:57.210
Glenn whips out a male gay porn magazine
858
00:29:57.210 –> 00:30:00.410
as an example of his Fitspo.
859
00:30:00.930 –> 00:30:04.590
His goal is the whole aesthetic.
860
00:30:06.070 –> 00:30:08.050
And Ron and Dax get excited
861
00:30:08.050 –> 00:30:09.570
when he stops at the word whole,
862
00:30:09.770 –> 00:30:10.850
but then seem disappointed
863
00:30:10.850 –> 00:30:12.510
when he finishes his sentence aesthetic.
864
00:30:12.630 –> 00:30:13.790
Oh, and there’s a train going by.
865
00:30:14.050 –> 00:30:15.950
So now Victor’s getting excited.
866
00:30:16.290 –> 00:30:17.150
That’s my Fitspo.
867
00:30:17.150 –> 00:30:18.050
There you go.
868
00:30:21.370 –> 00:30:23.510
Glenn flips through the gay porn magazine
869
00:30:23.510 –> 00:30:25.550
and points out pages of different porn actors
870
00:30:25.550 –> 00:30:27.290
that he aspires to look like.
871
00:30:27.550 –> 00:30:28.630
Ron and Jonesy have had enough
872
00:30:28.630 –> 00:30:30.590
and walk away leaving Ron and Dax
873
00:30:30.590 –> 00:30:32.790
to help Glenn attain his Fitspo.
874
00:30:33.310 –> 00:30:34.170
So scene three.
875
00:30:34.310 –> 00:30:36.370
A large crowd is gathered at the Ukrainian Hall
876
00:30:36.370 –> 00:30:37.970
for the fishbowl discussion on chips.
877
00:30:38.250 –> 00:30:38.970
It’s quite the turnout.
878
00:30:39.210 –> 00:30:40.610
The Inner Circle features the Hicks
879
00:30:40.610 –> 00:30:42.290
plus Rosie, Roald and Stuart
880
00:30:42.290 –> 00:30:44.110
with Gail acting as moderator.
881
00:30:44.430 –> 00:30:46.450
Gail announces that in order to arrive
882
00:30:46.450 –> 00:30:48.890
at the conclusion of what the best chip ever is
883
00:30:48.890 –> 00:30:51.610
in an effort to be able to design their own chip flavor,
884
00:30:51.890 –> 00:30:54.130
they will now hold the fishbowl discussion on the matter.
885
00:30:54.690 –> 00:30:56.850
Wayne starts the proceeding off by thanking Gail
886
00:30:57.310 –> 00:30:58.450
for acting as moderator
887
00:30:58.450 –> 00:31:01.030
and procuring the Ukrainian Hall for their proceedings.
888
00:31:01.510 –> 00:31:03.210
Why they didn’t just do it in the bars beyond me,
889
00:31:03.290 –> 00:31:06.250
but anyway, everyone applaud Gail.
890
00:31:06.690 –> 00:31:07.350
Okay, pause.
891
00:31:08.670 –> 00:31:10.530
Did they gather together to argue
892
00:31:10.530 –> 00:31:12.150
on what is the best chip flavor
893
00:31:12.150 –> 00:31:14.630
or on coming up with a new chip flavor?
894
00:31:14.910 –> 00:31:15.290
Both.
895
00:31:16.890 –> 00:31:18.450
See, it’s already confusing.
896
00:31:20.150 –> 00:31:20.910
It’s already confusing.
897
00:31:22.630 –> 00:31:24.550
They had to agree on one before they could even
898
00:31:24.550 –> 00:31:25.750
begin to think about the second.
899
00:31:25.970 –> 00:31:27.070
See, that’s the problem with you
900
00:31:27.070 –> 00:31:28.470
was only watching it once.
901
00:31:28.590 –> 00:31:30.310
If you need to watch it a repeated times
902
00:31:30.310 –> 00:31:31.710
to get all the dialogue.
903
00:31:31.830 –> 00:31:32.550
No, that’s flawed.
904
00:31:32.670 –> 00:31:33.450
That’s flawed thinking.
905
00:31:33.850 –> 00:31:36.550
It was a contest to see who would be able to, right?
906
00:31:36.610 –> 00:31:37.390
It was a contest.
907
00:31:37.950 –> 00:31:39.030
Come up with the best chip
908
00:31:39.030 –> 00:31:40.030
and then they come up with the flavor.
909
00:31:40.350 –> 00:31:42.550
So, yeah, it wasn’t clear one time.
910
00:31:42.550 –> 00:31:43.310
It wasn’t clear.
911
00:31:43.470 –> 00:31:43.990
It wasn’t clear.
912
00:31:43.990 –> 00:31:45.470
I don’t care how many times you watch it.
913
00:31:45.510 –> 00:31:47.270
It’s not clear what the contest is.
914
00:31:47.370 –> 00:31:48.850
I understand the rules.
915
00:31:49.130 –> 00:31:51.390
Okay, Matt, what’s the contest, Matt?
916
00:31:51.510 –> 00:31:52.610
Okay, Victor, okay.
917
00:31:53.070 –> 00:31:54.370
Okay, what’s the contest?
918
00:31:54.690 –> 00:31:55.290
Say it now.
919
00:31:55.510 –> 00:31:56.410
They just had to declare
920
00:31:56.410 –> 00:31:57.570
what they thought was the best chip.
921
00:31:58.370 –> 00:31:59.370
And then once they did that,
922
00:31:59.450 –> 00:32:01.590
they then could come up with their own
923
00:32:01.590 –> 00:32:04.310
limited two ingredient chip to then create.
924
00:32:04.550 –> 00:32:05.610
That was the reward.
925
00:32:05.790 –> 00:32:06.590
If you were able to,
926
00:32:06.610 –> 00:32:08.250
I think the fact that they had to choose
927
00:32:08.250 –> 00:32:10.450
the best chip was really irrelevant.
928
00:32:11.410 –> 00:32:12.810
That was just the lead to the discussion.
929
00:32:12.810 –> 00:32:14.490
Yeah, it’s just a bit of a voting process,
930
00:32:14.490 –> 00:32:16.330
but it was irrelevant to the ultimate decision.
931
00:32:16.450 –> 00:32:18.710
It was just your entry into the thing.
932
00:32:18.730 –> 00:32:20.250
But they took that extra serious,
933
00:32:20.490 –> 00:32:21.470
which put them in the fishbowl.
934
00:32:21.650 –> 00:32:23.890
So Hoopla Supreme, that’s Liz,
935
00:32:24.130 –> 00:32:25.830
said she was confused about it too.
936
00:32:26.150 –> 00:32:28.150
Gord says the contest was silly,
937
00:32:28.230 –> 00:32:29.470
but it’s a comedy show.
938
00:32:29.650 –> 00:32:30.270
Yeah, exactly.
939
00:32:30.770 –> 00:32:32.090
So the whole fishbowl discussion
940
00:32:32.090 –> 00:32:34.670
was not about creating a new chip.
941
00:32:34.790 –> 00:32:36.370
It was about what is the best chip.
942
00:32:36.550 –> 00:32:37.250
Well, they couldn’t even,
943
00:32:37.330 –> 00:32:39.430
they couldn’t even, they took it too seriously.
944
00:32:39.530 –> 00:32:40.530
They couldn’t even begin to think
945
00:32:40.530 –> 00:32:42.030
about what chip they were going to create
946
00:32:42.030 –> 00:32:43.190
if they couldn’t agree on.
947
00:32:43.190 –> 00:32:44.650
No, they already knew what they were going to create,
948
00:32:44.750 –> 00:32:48.070
because they were basically all at the very end of it all.
949
00:32:48.110 –> 00:32:49.530
They were like, yeah, it’s Caesar.
950
00:32:50.130 –> 00:32:51.970
And they had already had that decided.
951
00:32:52.890 –> 00:32:56.050
Yeah, the requirement is you have to declare the best chip.
952
00:32:56.830 –> 00:32:59.350
They already had the new chip.
953
00:32:59.850 –> 00:33:00.930
They all agreed to it.
954
00:33:01.170 –> 00:33:02.790
Let’s save some of that for the discussion.
955
00:33:02.950 –> 00:33:04.370
I feel like there’s going to be a lot of it.
956
00:33:04.610 –> 00:33:09.450
Anyway, the discussion begins with plain chips,
957
00:33:09.450 –> 00:33:12.270
or as Stuart refers to them, regular chips.
958
00:33:12.570 –> 00:33:13.990
I prefer train trips.
959
00:33:15.070 –> 00:33:17.070
This gets Squirrely Dan’s ire up
960
00:33:17.070 –> 00:33:19.490
and he threatens to call Stuart regulars.
961
00:33:19.710 –> 00:33:21.130
Stuart argues that plain is misleading
962
00:33:21.130 –> 00:33:22.890
because of the drizzle of salt on the chip.
963
00:33:23.250 –> 00:33:26.490
Katie says a drizzle of salt pales by comparison
964
00:33:26.490 –> 00:33:27.510
to other flavors.
965
00:33:27.910 –> 00:33:29.830
Rosie doesn’t think there’s one person in the room
966
00:33:29.830 –> 00:33:31.970
that would take a plain chip over flavors.
967
00:33:32.470 –> 00:33:33.510
Derry puts his hand up.
968
00:33:33.610 –> 00:33:34.470
He says he would.
969
00:33:34.670 –> 00:33:36.090
The entire room gasps.
970
00:33:36.870 –> 00:33:37.790
And I’ll say this.
971
00:33:37.790 –> 00:33:40.790
You can call it regular, but I call it classic.
972
00:33:41.710 –> 00:33:42.490
Don’t let him speak.
973
00:33:42.810 –> 00:33:43.970
Let the man speak.
974
00:33:44.410 –> 00:33:45.730
It doesn’t need to go there.
975
00:33:45.930 –> 00:33:47.870
It never needs to go there.
976
00:33:48.130 –> 00:33:50.230
Yous want your chips all dolled up and camera ready.
977
00:33:51.130 –> 00:33:52.890
I just want a chip to sit on the sofa with.
978
00:33:53.410 –> 00:33:54.030
Catch a flick.
979
00:33:54.930 –> 00:33:55.690
Shoot the breeze.
980
00:33:57.070 –> 00:33:57.510
But…
981
00:33:57.510 –> 00:33:58.870
But fuck it.
982
00:33:59.470 –> 00:34:01.490
It could be the first chip I ever had.
983
00:34:02.190 –> 00:34:03.830
And I’m not going to turn my back on it
984
00:34:03.830 –> 00:34:05.470
because it never turns back on me.
985
00:34:06.590 –> 00:34:09.070
Wynes, he’s been awful quiet through all this.
986
00:34:09.610 –> 00:34:11.530
Derry, I know you go a long way back with the chip.
987
00:34:11.790 –> 00:34:12.210
So do you.
988
00:34:12.330 –> 00:34:13.070
So do I.
989
00:34:13.710 –> 00:34:14.909
But I look over at you here,
990
00:34:15.550 –> 00:34:18.010
like how soon we forget, old friend.
991
00:34:18.550 –> 00:34:20.850
All those sleepovers kindergarten through grade two.
992
00:34:21.909 –> 00:34:23.250
You and me used to add a couple things
993
00:34:23.250 –> 00:34:24.409
into a bag of plain chips
994
00:34:24.409 –> 00:34:26.909
in an effort to make our own homemade chip.
995
00:34:27.469 –> 00:34:28.590
Derry, why don’t you tell the group
996
00:34:28.590 –> 00:34:29.670
what those two things were?
997
00:34:30.250 –> 00:34:30.929
Salt and vinegar.
998
00:34:31.270 –> 00:34:31.850
Oh, my God.
999
00:34:32.230 –> 00:34:32.630
What?
1000
00:34:33.670 –> 00:34:35.090
I’ve got to take some air.
1001
00:34:37.630 –> 00:34:39.610
Derry storms out of the hall for some air.
1002
00:34:39.710 –> 00:34:41.570
That begins a discussion on salt and vinnies.
1003
00:34:41.969 –> 00:34:43.710
A murmur of a discussion begins in the crowd.
1004
00:34:44.050 –> 00:34:46.130
Stewart says it’s a chip that won’t be pushed around.
1005
00:34:46.469 –> 00:34:48.929
Katie says, why do you think Doritos never fucked with it?
1006
00:34:49.270 –> 00:34:50.830
Gail as the moderator reminds the group
1007
00:34:50.830 –> 00:34:53.010
that corn chips have no place in this discussion.
1008
00:34:54.010 –> 00:34:57.090
Rosie says it’s a versatile chip, like Victor.
1009
00:34:57.550 –> 00:34:59.430
Gail asks her to explain on that.
1010
00:34:59.670 –> 00:35:02.790
Rosie says throw it in with some popcorn or pretzels
1011
00:35:02.790 –> 00:35:07.450
From the distance, we hear Derry say, add peanut butter.
1012
00:35:07.750 –> 00:35:10.910
Yeah, peanut M&Ms as he retakes a seat in the fish bowl.
1013
00:35:11.110 –> 00:35:12.490
Much of the crowd’s astonishment.
1014
00:35:12.790 –> 00:35:15.230
Wayne stands, gives him low bones as he sits.
1015
00:35:15.810 –> 00:35:19.150
Wayne keeps a reassuring hand on Derry’s knee
1016
00:35:19.150 –> 00:35:21.490
as Rosie continues her defense of salt and vinnies.
1017
00:35:21.750 –> 00:35:22.630
They play by the rules.
1018
00:35:22.670 –> 00:35:24.150
They don’t try to steal the spotlight.
1019
00:35:24.510 –> 00:35:26.170
Wayne adds it’s a respectful chip.
1020
00:35:26.830 –> 00:35:29.170
But Stewart offers to say what everyone is thinking.
1021
00:35:29.750 –> 00:35:33.070
Squirrely Dan strongly suggests Stewart holds his tongue.
1022
00:35:33.450 –> 00:35:35.110
Gail urges Stewart to proceed.
1023
00:35:35.330 –> 00:35:37.910
That chip is inconsistent.
1024
00:35:38.570 –> 00:35:39.650
You son of a bitch.
1025
00:35:40.450 –> 00:35:42.450
I have relied on that chip my whole life.
1026
00:35:42.550 –> 00:35:43.750
Which chip, Dan?
1027
00:35:45.090 –> 00:35:46.490
You never know which one you’re getting.
1028
00:35:47.210 –> 00:35:47.950
And that’s the problem.
1029
00:35:49.350 –> 00:35:51.330
You’re pulling out one that’s maybe a little too salt
1030
00:35:51.330 –> 00:35:51.830
and vinegary.
1031
00:35:52.790 –> 00:35:54.970
Next thing you know, you’ve got one that’s not very salt
1032
00:35:54.970 –> 00:35:56.010
and vinegary at all.
1033
00:35:56.510 –> 00:35:59.790
Gail’s, I sense an edge of confrontations
1034
00:35:59.790 –> 00:36:01.530
in the gentleman’s tone.
1035
00:36:01.630 –> 00:36:03.890
One’s got enough salt and vinegar to prune your lips
1036
00:36:03.890 –> 00:36:05.670
for the better part of 48 hours.
1037
00:36:06.450 –> 00:36:08.330
The next one may as well be…
1038
00:36:08.330 –> 00:36:09.090
Can’t you dare?
1039
00:36:09.750 –> 00:36:10.230
Regular.
1040
00:36:10.490 –> 00:36:11.470
Prepare to meet your master!
1041
00:36:13.290 –> 00:36:15.870
Wayne jumps up to stop Squirrely Dan from attacking
1042
00:36:15.870 –> 00:36:18.130
Stewart, who also springs to his feet to fight.
1043
00:36:18.570 –> 00:36:20.550
Wayne suggests Squirrely Dan go outside and get some air.
1044
00:36:20.730 –> 00:36:22.950
He agrees, but not before scaring Stewart
1045
00:36:22.950 –> 00:36:23.970
back into his chair.
1046
00:36:24.650 –> 00:36:25.950
With Squirrely Dan’s departure,
1047
00:36:26.190 –> 00:36:28.390
Gail announces the next chip flavor, barbecue.
1048
00:36:28.930 –> 00:36:31.370
The whole crowd continues their discussion.
1049
00:36:32.510 –> 00:36:34.530
Next scene, scene four, back at the gym.
1050
00:36:34.750 –> 00:36:36.990
Glenn is working out between Ron and Dax,
1051
00:36:37.010 –> 00:36:39.450
still wearing his button-up short sleeve shirt and a tie.
1052
00:36:40.190 –> 00:36:41.770
Riley and Jonesy approach again.
1053
00:36:42.050 –> 00:36:42.490
Hey, Glenn.
1054
00:36:42.990 –> 00:36:43.690
Hey, Glensky.
1055
00:36:44.230 –> 00:36:44.930
Bart, irony.
1056
00:36:45.390 –> 00:36:46.510
We just wanted to say, like,
1057
00:36:47.090 –> 00:36:49.310
sorry if we were kind of weird earlier
1058
00:36:49.310 –> 00:36:50.770
when you were able to list the names
1059
00:36:50.770 –> 00:36:52.990
of so many gay male porn stars.
1060
00:36:52.990 –> 00:36:55.530
Yes, and again when you had
1061
00:36:55.530 –> 00:36:58.370
a gay male porno magazine on your person.
1062
00:36:58.850 –> 00:37:00.290
You know, I don’t know how
1063
00:37:00.290 –> 00:37:03.510
what a person has on their person is any of your concern.
1064
00:37:03.750 –> 00:37:04.910
Exactly, exactly.
1065
00:37:05.030 –> 00:37:07.070
What a person keeps on their person
1066
00:37:07.070 –> 00:37:08.610
is none of anybody’s business,
1067
00:37:08.690 –> 00:37:10.410
or what they do in the privacy of their own home.
1068
00:37:10.730 –> 00:37:13.110
Yes, I mean, a person’s preference is
1069
00:37:13.110 –> 00:37:14.550
is none of anybody’s business.
1070
00:37:14.870 –> 00:37:16.230
So you do you, bro.
1071
00:37:16.870 –> 00:37:18.270
Do you mean to tell me
1072
00:37:18.270 –> 00:37:19.750
that you’ve never been watching a porn
1073
00:37:19.750 –> 00:37:20.950
and said to yourself,
1074
00:37:21.930 –> 00:37:22.810
my goodness,
1075
00:37:23.270 –> 00:37:25.210
that man or young adult or young adult
1076
00:37:25.210 –> 00:37:27.710
portraying an adolescent or actual adolescent
1077
00:37:27.710 –> 00:37:31.550
portraying a stepson has an extraordinary physique.
1078
00:37:32.110 –> 00:37:32.550
No.
1079
00:37:33.590 –> 00:37:35.390
All porn stars are pretty shredded,
1080
00:37:35.570 –> 00:37:37.650
so they’re pretty much interchangeable after a certain point.
1081
00:37:37.850 –> 00:37:39.230
You pretty much don’t even notice the dude anymore.
1082
00:37:39.530 –> 00:37:41.110
Exactly, I don’t even notice the girl.
1083
00:37:41.470 –> 00:37:43.850
I’ll take pause to acknowledge a nice wrench, though.
1084
00:37:44.330 –> 00:37:45.750
Yes, if he has a massive wrench,
1085
00:37:45.830 –> 00:37:47.470
you gotta pause for a stick tap.
1086
00:37:47.990 –> 00:37:48.770
Stick tap.
1087
00:37:49.210 –> 00:37:50.650
Glenn tells Riley and Jonesy
1088
00:37:50.650 –> 00:37:51.990
that they’re on the same page then.
1089
00:37:52.290 –> 00:37:54.390
So next time they’re searching for shredded dudes
1090
00:37:54.390 –> 00:37:55.270
for their fitspo,
1091
00:37:55.350 –> 00:37:57.930
maybe they can change up their porn searches a little bit.
1092
00:37:58.350 –> 00:38:00.210
Riley, Jonesy, Ron, and Dax all agree
1093
00:38:00.210 –> 00:38:01.570
it’s good to mix things up.
1094
00:38:01.930 –> 00:38:03.850
But then Glenn takes them things.
1095
00:38:04.670 –> 00:38:05.970
Well, let’s hear from Glenn.
1096
00:38:06.250 –> 00:38:07.650
What is wrong with searching
1097
00:38:07.650 –> 00:38:09.330
massive cock drills, tiny hole, huh?
1098
00:38:09.350 –> 00:38:10.190
What’s wrong with it?
1099
00:38:10.470 –> 00:38:11.090
Nothing, buddy.
1100
00:38:11.230 –> 00:38:12.330
Then what’s wrong with searching
1101
00:38:12.330 –> 00:38:14.450
two massive cock drill, tiny hole, huh?
1102
00:38:14.550 –> 00:38:15.290
What’s wrong with it?
1103
00:38:15.510 –> 00:38:16.470
Nothing in the world, bro.
1104
00:38:16.570 –> 00:38:17.950
Okay, well then what’s wrong with searching
1105
00:38:18.450 –> 00:38:19.990
two handsome, muscular men
1106
00:38:19.990 –> 00:38:22.290
massive cocks, not touching each other or anything,
1107
00:38:22.390 –> 00:38:23.770
but definitely no girls, huh?
1108
00:38:24.170 –> 00:38:24.790
What’s wrong with it?
1109
00:38:25.130 –> 00:38:26.030
Nothing, nothing.
1110
00:38:26.410 –> 00:38:27.250
What’s wrong with searching
1111
00:38:28.430 –> 00:38:30.310
two handsome, muscular men,
1112
00:38:30.550 –> 00:38:31.490
massive cocks,
1113
00:38:31.710 –> 00:38:32.570
going all the way with each other
1114
00:38:32.570 –> 00:38:33.590
with no one else around, huh?
1115
00:38:33.690 –> 00:38:34.690
What’s wrong with it?
1116
00:38:34.910 –> 00:38:36.790
Glenn, Glenn, are you?
1117
00:38:37.250 –> 00:38:38.910
Well, always on the lookout
1118
00:38:38.910 –> 00:38:41.230
for long-lasting, relentless,
1119
00:38:41.610 –> 00:38:43.890
repetitive, high-intensity,
1120
00:38:44.230 –> 00:38:46.530
ads-free, fitspo.
1121
00:38:47.530 –> 00:38:49.210
You’re GD right I am.
1122
00:38:49.210 –> 00:38:50.210
Okay, Glenn.
1123
00:38:50.410 –> 00:38:51.050
Okay, Glenn.
1124
00:38:51.430 –> 00:38:52.330
Raleigh and Jonesy leaving.
1125
00:38:52.390 –> 00:38:54.810
Glenn continues by asking Ron and Dax
1126
00:38:54.810 –> 00:38:58.430
what is wrong with getting your prostate checked
1127
00:38:58.430 –> 00:38:59.930
by a couple of times a week
1128
00:38:59.930 –> 00:39:01.190
by someone who is in the doctor.
1129
00:39:02.430 –> 00:39:03.650
Next scene, scene five.
1130
00:39:03.750 –> 00:39:05.110
Back at the Ukrainian Hall,
1131
00:39:05.290 –> 00:39:07.110
Squirrely Dan comes in from getting air.
1132
00:39:07.370 –> 00:39:10.130
He and Stuart exchange conciliatory looks
1133
00:39:10.130 –> 00:39:11.730
before he sits back in his chair.
1134
00:39:12.090 –> 00:39:14.350
The discussion continues with dill pickle chips.
1135
00:39:14.670 –> 00:39:16.490
Squirrely Dan is glad he came back for this one.
1136
00:39:16.670 –> 00:39:18.950
There was a buzz in the room as everyone discusses.
1137
00:39:18.950 –> 00:39:20.510
Wayne and Katie look at each other.
1138
00:39:20.830 –> 00:39:23.170
Wayne points to Katie as if to ask if she’s okay.
1139
00:39:23.750 –> 00:39:25.290
Katie brings up dill pickle Pringles,
1140
00:39:25.490 –> 00:39:27.570
but Stuart objects because Pringles are not a chip.
1141
00:39:28.130 –> 00:39:29.530
Derry calls Pringles crackers.
1142
00:39:29.830 –> 00:39:31.170
Squirrely Dan calls them crispers.
1143
00:39:31.590 –> 00:39:35.010
Wayne settles with part chip, part cracker, all snack.
1144
00:39:35.590 –> 00:39:36.150
Gale agrees.
1145
00:39:36.570 –> 00:39:38.130
Rosie argues that Pringles don’t have
1146
00:39:38.130 –> 00:39:39.770
the same advantages as other chips.
1147
00:39:40.310 –> 00:39:43.410
Rolled scoffs, saying they’re more advantaged,
1148
00:39:43.550 –> 00:39:44.370
even privileged.
1149
00:39:44.830 –> 00:39:47.330
The argument heats up between Rosie and Rolled.
1150
00:39:47.330 –> 00:39:50.230
Wayne stands up and turns his back on the argument.
1151
00:39:50.570 –> 00:39:54.910
Stuart argues that Pringles set an unrealistic standard
1152
00:39:54.910 –> 00:39:56.070
for chips everywhere.
1153
00:39:56.690 –> 00:39:59.430
Gale tries to bring discussion back to dill pickle,
1154
00:39:59.530 –> 00:40:02.210
but the argument escalates when Rosie asks Rolled
1155
00:40:02.210 –> 00:40:05.990
if he’s ever seen a family-sized pack of Pringles.
1156
00:40:06.090 –> 00:40:08.370
You ever seen a family-sized pack of Pringles?
1157
00:40:08.610 –> 00:40:10.990
No, because they don’t get the same opportunity
1158
00:40:10.990 –> 00:40:12.430
as his other chip, never did.
1159
00:40:12.450 –> 00:40:14.150
They scolded themselves in that conversation.
1160
00:40:14.150 –> 00:40:17.110
Oh, well, since you asked, Rosie,
1161
00:40:17.390 –> 00:40:20.890
what do you think a family-sized pack of Pringles looks like?
1162
00:40:21.310 –> 00:40:23.890
Oh, three tubes stacked on top of each other?
1163
00:40:24.070 –> 00:40:26.170
I was thinking three tubes pressed side by side.
1164
00:40:26.230 –> 00:40:28.350
You’ve got two parents, two to three kids,
1165
00:40:28.350 –> 00:40:30.730
and maybe a dog in the family sedan?
1166
00:40:30.870 –> 00:40:33.210
You really think there’s any room for those options?
1167
00:40:35.290 –> 00:40:37.330
Pringles are used to being left behind.
1168
00:40:37.870 –> 00:40:38.630
I’ll take some air.
1169
00:40:39.330 –> 00:40:39.730
Rosie.
1170
00:40:40.610 –> 00:40:41.810
Rosie storms off.
1171
00:40:41.810 –> 00:40:43.990
Rolled looks immediately regretful of his outburst.
1172
00:40:44.610 –> 00:40:46.090
The topic returns to dill pickle.
1173
00:40:46.250 –> 00:40:48.250
Wayne is still standing with a foot up on the riser
1174
00:40:48.250 –> 00:40:49.570
back to the fish bowl.
1175
00:40:49.990 –> 00:40:51.950
Sweet Aunt comments that Wayne’s been awfully quiet.
1176
00:40:52.410 –> 00:40:53.490
Derry notes so’s Katie.
1177
00:40:54.230 –> 00:40:56.170
Wayne turns around, walks over to his sister,
1178
00:40:56.370 –> 00:40:58.190
squats in front of her, and the exchange whispers.
1179
00:40:58.530 –> 00:41:00.150
You can hear each other telling the other
1180
00:41:00.150 –> 00:41:01.290
that they should say something.
1181
00:41:01.790 –> 00:41:04.310
And then Wayne finally gets up and speaks.
1182
00:41:04.550 –> 00:41:06.610
We’ve always been able to rely on the family farm,
1183
00:41:06.610 –> 00:41:08.950
you see, but a number of years back,
1184
00:41:08.950 –> 00:41:11.310
we had a rough patch, agriculturally.
1185
00:41:12.210 –> 00:41:14.290
It’s difficult times, a lot of uncertainty.
1186
00:41:14.950 –> 00:41:17.690
Katie had to get a job in town to help us make ends meet,
1187
00:41:17.970 –> 00:41:20.190
and every night I’d drive into town there, pick her up.
1188
00:41:21.070 –> 00:41:22.530
Well, that’s the least I could do.
1189
00:41:23.230 –> 00:41:24.210
Hell I’ll admit it, I was hurting.
1190
00:41:24.970 –> 00:41:25.910
I was hurting real bad.
1191
00:41:26.630 –> 00:41:28.530
It was a time when a lot of men would lose themselves.
1192
00:41:29.530 –> 00:41:32.390
But what got me through it was the pride of knowing
1193
00:41:33.230 –> 00:41:35.450
every night she’d go in town there for work,
1194
00:41:35.990 –> 00:41:37.870
she’d know exactly who was coming to pick her up
1195
00:41:37.870 –> 00:41:38.970
eight hours later.
1196
00:41:39.330 –> 00:41:40.670
That’s me in a bag of dill picklers.
1197
00:41:41.890 –> 00:41:42.690
Gonna take some air.
1198
00:41:43.830 –> 00:41:45.370
I’d take a wee bit of air too.
1199
00:41:47.170 –> 00:41:48.390
Wayne and Katie leave the group,
1200
00:41:48.450 –> 00:41:49.370
sitting there speechless,
1201
00:41:49.710 –> 00:41:51.690
so Gail takes the opportunity to call a break.
1202
00:41:52.130 –> 00:41:53.410
Scene six, back at the gym.
1203
00:41:53.810 –> 00:41:56.710
Ron and Dax are loading an impossibly
1204
00:41:56.710 –> 00:41:58.350
large amount of weights on both sides
1205
00:41:58.350 –> 00:41:59.530
of a barbell for Glenn,
1206
00:41:59.990 –> 00:42:02.130
who’s sitting on a bench between them
1207
00:42:03.370 –> 00:42:05.050
and Riley and Jonesy come back
1208
00:42:05.050 –> 00:42:06.910
in another attempt to find the truth.
1209
00:42:06.910 –> 00:42:08.850
Glenn calls them Hall and Oates.
1210
00:42:09.190 –> 00:42:11.110
Riley and Jonesy just wanna make things crystal clear.
1211
00:42:11.390 –> 00:42:13.370
They weren’t acting strange because someone was gay.
1212
00:42:13.470 –> 00:42:14.350
They’re fine with gay.
1213
00:42:14.690 –> 00:42:16.670
Whatever they’re doing is good, great even.
1214
00:42:17.110 –> 00:42:20.730
So even if Glenn were gay or is gay
1215
00:42:20.730 –> 00:42:22.830
or is planning to be gay, it’s all good to them.
1216
00:42:23.150 –> 00:42:23.750
It’s great.
1217
00:42:24.550 –> 00:42:25.790
Whatever he’s doing is great.
1218
00:42:26.270 –> 00:42:27.730
They’ve been pals for a long time.
1219
00:42:27.830 –> 00:42:29.450
They’ve been pals long enough that Glenn
1220
00:42:29.450 –> 00:42:31.130
could just tell them if they’re out of line.
1221
00:42:31.270 –> 00:42:32.750
But from one pal to another,
1222
00:42:32.990 –> 00:42:33.950
they were just wondering,
1223
00:42:34.730 –> 00:42:37.970
is Glenn, they can’t bring themselves to ask the question,
1224
00:42:38.350 –> 00:42:39.710
but then Glenn interrupts anyway.
1225
00:42:40.250 –> 00:42:40.750
I was.
1226
00:42:41.190 –> 00:42:41.630
You were.
1227
00:42:42.110 –> 00:42:42.610
I am.
1228
00:42:42.970 –> 00:42:43.490
You are.
1229
00:42:44.150 –> 00:42:47.430
And I plan to be the most fit-spired fella
1230
00:42:47.430 –> 00:42:49.110
in this whole fitness forum.
1231
00:42:49.510 –> 00:42:50.230
Who’s with me?
1232
00:42:52.990 –> 00:42:54.070
It’s none of our business, buddy.
1233
00:42:54.350 –> 00:42:55.430
I can’t know everything, bro.
1234
00:42:56.390 –> 00:42:57.150
We’re with you.
1235
00:42:57.690 –> 00:42:58.950
Oh, good.
1236
00:42:59.410 –> 00:43:00.770
Because it’s hard to stay fit-spired.
1237
00:43:00.910 –> 00:43:02.150
I need good fit-spo.
1238
00:43:02.270 –> 00:43:02.970
You betcha, buddy.
1239
00:43:03.530 –> 00:43:04.210
We’re here to help, bro.
1240
00:43:04.210 –> 00:43:05.090
Even if it means searching
1241
00:43:05.090 –> 00:43:06.250
massive cock drills, tiny hole.
1242
00:43:06.470 –> 00:43:06.950
Sure, buddy.
1243
00:43:07.290 –> 00:43:08.050
Even if it means searching
1244
00:43:08.050 –> 00:43:09.210
two massive cocks drill, tiny hole.
1245
00:43:09.370 –> 00:43:10.170
Whatever it takes, buddy.
1246
00:43:10.310 –> 00:43:11.350
Even if it means searching
1247
00:43:11.790 –> 00:43:14.070
two very handsome, muscular men with massive cocks
1248
00:43:14.070 –> 00:43:14.770
who aren’t touching each other,
1249
00:43:14.850 –> 00:43:16.030
but there’s definitely no girls around.
1250
00:43:16.710 –> 00:43:17.910
I can help with that one, buddy.
1251
00:43:18.270 –> 00:43:20.070
Even if it means searching
1252
00:43:20.070 –> 00:43:24.030
two handsome, muscular men with massive cocks
1253
00:43:24.030 –> 00:43:25.650
just going all the way with each other
1254
00:43:25.650 –> 00:43:27.050
while the rest of their fraternity brothers
1255
00:43:27.050 –> 00:43:28.570
cheer them on and drink beer.
1256
00:43:28.950 –> 00:43:30.370
That’s right in my wheelhouse, buddy.
1257
00:43:30.570 –> 00:43:31.650
Oh, good, good, good.
1258
00:43:31.650 –> 00:43:32.270
Good, good!
1259
00:43:32.270 –> 00:43:34.390
With all that settled,
1260
00:43:34.630 –> 00:43:36.090
Glenn asks which one of the non-doctors
1261
00:43:36.090 –> 00:43:37.690
feels like giving out a prostate exam.
1262
00:43:37.970 –> 00:43:40.410
Glenn assumes the position on the workout bench.
1263
00:43:41.930 –> 00:43:42.950
So funny.
1264
00:43:43.570 –> 00:43:45.330
When he does, I die.
1265
00:43:46.230 –> 00:43:47.130
Final scene.
1266
00:43:48.810 –> 00:43:50.770
Proceedings resume at the fish bowl.
1267
00:43:50.990 –> 00:43:52.730
The topic is now sour cream and onion.
1268
00:43:52.950 –> 00:43:54.630
This gets mixed reaction from the crowd.
1269
00:43:54.870 –> 00:43:56.390
Tempers start heating up once again.
1270
00:43:56.750 –> 00:43:58.550
Gail quickly switches gears to ketchup.
1271
00:43:58.870 –> 00:44:01.150
The crowd erupts to a louder discussion about ketchup.
1272
00:44:01.150 –> 00:44:02.750
It seems largely positive.
1273
00:44:02.970 –> 00:44:04.230
Squirrely Dan tells Gail
1274
00:44:04.230 –> 00:44:06.110
she needs to get control of the situation.
1275
00:44:06.390 –> 00:44:07.890
Gail says they’re gone.
1276
00:44:07.990 –> 00:44:08.930
She’s lost the crowd.
1277
00:44:09.390 –> 00:44:11.310
After a few more seconds of uncontrolled arguing
1278
00:44:11.310 –> 00:44:12.010
from the crowd,
1279
00:44:12.290 –> 00:44:14.970
everyone stops when we hear the door open and close.
1280
00:44:15.230 –> 00:44:16.210
Everyone looks up.
1281
00:44:16.390 –> 00:44:18.450
It’s Bonnie McMurray walking in
1282
00:44:18.450 –> 00:44:20.170
with a bag of old Dutch all dressed.
1283
00:44:20.570 –> 00:44:23.030
Gentle folk guitar music plays during the scene.
1284
00:44:23.470 –> 00:44:25.470
Everyone is mesmerized by the sight of Bonnie
1285
00:44:25.470 –> 00:44:27.170
standing there eating all dressed chips.
1286
00:44:27.430 –> 00:44:28.670
They all reach for each other.
1287
00:44:29.110 –> 00:44:30.550
Finally, the trance lifts.
1288
00:44:31.370 –> 00:44:32.270
Bonnie, looking confused,
1289
00:44:32.330 –> 00:44:34.770
asks everyone why they’re there and not at the bar.
1290
00:44:35.310 –> 00:44:37.290
But they all ignore the question.
1291
00:44:37.790 –> 00:44:38.630
All dressed.
1292
00:44:40.390 –> 00:44:41.170
That’s the chip.
1293
00:44:41.430 –> 00:44:42.630
It is the chip.
1294
00:44:42.810 –> 00:44:44.910
I mean, it really is the best of the best.
1295
00:44:45.010 –> 00:44:46.090
I mean, what are we talking about here?
1296
00:44:46.210 –> 00:44:47.370
It’s a mix of barbecues,
1297
00:44:47.670 –> 00:44:49.350
katchups, sour creams and onions,
1298
00:44:49.530 –> 00:44:50.630
and salts and vinegars.
1299
00:44:51.550 –> 00:44:53.130
It’s a little bit of all of us in that chip.
1300
00:44:53.550 –> 00:44:56.010
It was right there in front of us this whole time.
1301
00:44:56.570 –> 00:44:58.050
Couldn’t see the forest for the trees.
1302
00:44:59.210 –> 00:45:00.910
Nothing regular about it.
1303
00:45:01.190 –> 00:45:02.650
There’s no dill pickle in there.
1304
00:45:03.850 –> 00:45:05.670
Dill pickle will always have a place in our hearts.
1305
00:45:06.730 –> 00:45:07.910
What is going on here?
1306
00:45:09.170 –> 00:45:11.310
I feel like Bonnie is Victor right now.
1307
00:45:11.530 –> 00:45:13.810
Gail reminds everyone that the duels clearly state
1308
00:45:13.810 –> 00:45:15.870
all dressed chips shall be excluded.
1309
00:45:16.330 –> 00:45:17.370
For obvious reasons, Wayne.
1310
00:45:17.750 –> 00:45:18.750
Oh, Derry.
1311
00:45:20.710 –> 00:45:22.090
Excluding the chip doesn’t stop it
1312
00:45:22.090 –> 00:45:23.870
from being the greatest chip of all time.
1313
00:45:24.850 –> 00:45:25.830
You got that right, good buddy.
1314
00:45:26.310 –> 00:45:27.550
It’s the brats’ hearts of chips.
1315
00:45:27.550 –> 00:45:31.010
Best there is, best there was, best there ever wills be.
1316
00:45:32.010 –> 00:45:35.050
This fishbowl discussion will now be closed.
1317
00:45:35.450 –> 00:45:38.090
There will be no vote, be a show of hands.
1318
00:45:38.450 –> 00:45:41.230
As the conclusion for the best chip of all time
1319
00:45:41.230 –> 00:45:42.290
has been drawn,
1320
00:45:42.850 –> 00:45:45.370
pursuit of designing our own flavour of chip
1321
00:45:45.370 –> 00:45:47.210
will also conclude.
1322
00:45:47.510 –> 00:45:48.950
Yeah, but the chip we designed,
1323
00:45:49.410 –> 00:45:50.870
it’d be like a Caesar-flavoured chip,
1324
00:45:50.910 –> 00:45:52.510
like a Bloody Mary-flavoured chip.
1325
00:45:52.670 –> 00:45:53.690
I think that that’d be the winner.
1326
00:45:54.190 –> 00:45:55.750
I think we’d all agree on that.
1327
00:45:55.790 –> 00:45:56.430
Everyone knows that.
1328
00:45:56.430 –> 00:45:59.250
I mean, a chip that tastes like Caesar’s slam dunk.
1329
00:46:02.570 –> 00:46:03.630
All dressed, though.
1330
00:46:07.530 –> 00:46:10.270
Got everything in a chip you want right there.
1331
00:46:11.270 –> 00:46:11.790
Friendship.
1332
00:46:12.250 –> 00:46:12.630
Feels good.
1333
00:46:12.850 –> 00:46:13.370
Friendship?
1334
00:46:15.890 –> 00:46:16.410
Yo.
1335
00:46:18.310 –> 00:46:20.410
What the actual fuck is going on here?
1336
00:46:22.330 –> 00:46:23.530
And we fade to black.
1337
00:46:25.410 –> 00:46:25.970
All right.
1338
00:46:30.010 –> 00:46:31.510
Oh, here we go.
1339
00:46:31.550 –> 00:46:32.470
Discussion time.
1340
00:46:32.790 –> 00:46:36.230
So remember, this portion, we’re not giving ratings.
1341
00:46:36.230 –> 00:46:39.650
We’re just talking about our initial reactions to this episode.
1342
00:46:39.810 –> 00:46:41.070
And we start with me.
1343
00:46:42.790 –> 00:46:44.990
So first time I watched this episode,
1344
00:46:45.190 –> 00:46:48.590
it was kind of like the kids were still up and stuff.
1345
00:46:48.630 –> 00:46:51.690
So it wasn’t very loud and we were all pretty tired.
1346
00:46:51.750 –> 00:46:54.550
So I wasn’t really paying too much attention to it.
1347
00:46:55.470 –> 00:46:56.870
So it was like when it was done,
1348
00:46:56.870 –> 00:46:58.710
I was like, oh, that was it.
1349
00:46:59.090 –> 00:47:01.210
It was kind of came and went and whatever.
1350
00:47:01.290 –> 00:47:03.470
And it was like, oh, that was kind of loud.
1351
00:47:03.510 –> 00:47:04.570
Like there was some funny parts,
1352
00:47:04.570 –> 00:47:06.350
but I was a little disappointed.
1353
00:47:07.430 –> 00:47:09.430
I watched it again with headphones,
1354
00:47:09.750 –> 00:47:10.550
listening to everything.
1355
00:47:11.870 –> 00:47:14.470
Completely different experience.
1356
00:47:15.150 –> 00:47:17.490
And let me just say the whole fishbowl thing,
1357
00:47:17.950 –> 00:47:20.850
that whole thing is an allegory to social media.
1358
00:47:21.530 –> 00:47:22.470
And here we go again.
1359
00:47:22.590 –> 00:47:26.430
I know, like, but here’s every argument that happens
1360
00:47:26.430 –> 00:47:29.130
on social media happened in that fishbowl.
1361
00:47:29.390 –> 00:47:31.850
Like I’ve seen like joke posts where people say,
1362
00:47:32.130 –> 00:47:33.910
oh, if I post that I like oranges,
1363
00:47:34.070 –> 00:47:35.590
somebody is going to yell at me saying what?
1364
00:47:35.850 –> 00:47:39.130
So you’re saying banana suck and apples are no good
1365
00:47:39.130 –> 00:47:39.950
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
1366
00:47:40.210 –> 00:47:44.670
That’s exactly how most arguments happen on Twitter,
1367
00:47:44.690 –> 00:47:45.370
for example.
1368
00:47:45.510 –> 00:47:47.370
And that’s exactly what they’re making fun of
1369
00:47:47.370 –> 00:47:48.410
in this episode.
1370
00:47:48.930 –> 00:47:50.810
Something as banal as chip flavors
1371
00:47:51.330 –> 00:47:53.510
and they were getting at each other’s throats.
1372
00:47:53.510 –> 00:47:56.170
These are people who are generally friendly with each other
1373
00:47:56.170 –> 00:47:58.250
and they are ready to kill each other.
1374
00:47:58.810 –> 00:48:01.330
And that’s like what happens online.
1375
00:48:01.510 –> 00:48:02.470
It’s the same thing, right?
1376
00:48:02.470 –> 00:48:04.070
Except this time, like in this,
1377
00:48:04.190 –> 00:48:05.190
they’re doing it in person,
1378
00:48:05.530 –> 00:48:06.830
which makes it look more,
1379
00:48:07.050 –> 00:48:09.450
like makes it look as ridiculous as it is, right?
1380
00:48:09.810 –> 00:48:11.390
Like these people wouldn’t do what,
1381
00:48:11.510 –> 00:48:13.030
do and say what they say online
1382
00:48:13.030 –> 00:48:14.730
if they were in person with each other.
1383
00:48:14.970 –> 00:48:16.570
But on this episode of Chips,
1384
00:48:16.970 –> 00:48:17.890
that’s exactly what they’re doing.
1385
00:48:17.970 –> 00:48:19.790
They’re showing how ridiculous these arguments are
1386
00:48:19.790 –> 00:48:21.290
because they’re doing it face to face
1387
00:48:21.290 –> 00:48:23.810
and how like angry and how like upset
1388
00:48:23.810 –> 00:48:26.550
and all the different kind of like examples
1389
00:48:26.550 –> 00:48:27.950
and stuff that they’re saying
1390
00:48:27.950 –> 00:48:31.310
in order to beat each other at these arguments.
1391
00:48:31.910 –> 00:48:32.930
So thank you.
1392
00:48:32.930 –> 00:48:35.410
Thank you, Al, because I’ll let you continue.
1393
00:48:35.570 –> 00:48:36.770
But that was one of the first things.
1394
00:48:36.910 –> 00:48:38.050
I’m like someone tell me what the fuck
1395
00:48:38.050 –> 00:48:38.930
this episode is about
1396
00:48:38.930 –> 00:48:40.570
because I couldn’t put my finger on it.
1397
00:48:40.610 –> 00:48:42.210
Like there was so many different flavors
1398
00:48:42.210 –> 00:48:43.590
of different things happening.
1399
00:48:43.770 –> 00:48:44.850
I’m like, maybe it’s about this.
1400
00:48:45.110 –> 00:48:47.690
No, no, I knew there’s a bigger message.
1401
00:48:48.230 –> 00:48:49.130
And we had…
1402
00:48:49.130 –> 00:48:49.350
That makes sense.
1403
00:48:49.370 –> 00:48:50.910
Now, how did you find that message?
1404
00:48:51.210 –> 00:48:52.010
Did you do a searcher?
1405
00:48:52.470 –> 00:48:53.710
It’s all right there.
1406
00:48:53.710 –> 00:48:57.430
Especially when a steward makes that line saying
1407
00:48:57.430 –> 00:49:00.750
Pringles set an impossible example
1408
00:49:00.750 –> 00:49:02.690
for other chips or whatever.
1409
00:49:03.010 –> 00:49:04.730
That’s exactly the kind of argument
1410
00:49:04.730 –> 00:49:06.670
somebody would use about like models
1411
00:49:06.670 –> 00:49:09.270
being impossible examples for women and stuff.
1412
00:49:09.730 –> 00:49:10.910
And then there was arguments
1413
00:49:10.910 –> 00:49:12.410
about privilege and things like that.
1414
00:49:12.710 –> 00:49:15.010
There was a lot of different conflicting arguments going on.
1415
00:49:15.010 –> 00:49:16.090
I couldn’t put it together.
1416
00:49:16.310 –> 00:49:18.070
Yeah, all of these arguments is shit
1417
00:49:18.070 –> 00:49:21.170
you hear and read on the internet all the fucking time.
1418
00:49:21.170 –> 00:49:24.710
So this was absolutely exactly what they were doing there.
1419
00:49:24.710 –> 00:49:26.970
I did it with waffles and pancakes before.
1420
00:49:26.990 –> 00:49:29.110
Yeah, but and it looks ridiculous though
1421
00:49:29.110 –> 00:49:31.810
when they show people doing it in person face to face.
1422
00:49:32.270 –> 00:49:33.370
So I love it.
1423
00:49:33.850 –> 00:49:35.890
So that part of the episode I fucking love.
1424
00:49:36.070 –> 00:49:36.450
And you know what?
1425
00:49:36.550 –> 00:49:38.110
We had a little bit of that going with
1426
00:49:38.110 –> 00:49:39.870
when we were doing our bracket,
1427
00:49:40.430 –> 00:49:41.870
our letter candy cold bracket.
1428
00:49:42.090 –> 00:49:44.650
Think about how upset some of us got
1429
00:49:44.650 –> 00:49:46.070
and some of us, myself included.
1430
00:49:46.410 –> 00:49:47.090
Still upset.
1431
00:49:47.250 –> 00:49:48.730
Yeah, when like…
1432
00:49:48.730 –> 00:49:49.430
And what does it mean?
1433
00:49:49.430 –> 00:49:50.190
It means nothing.
1434
00:49:50.270 –> 00:49:51.030
Like who cares?
1435
00:49:51.030 –> 00:49:53.570
Like a bunch of people voted for a cold open
1436
00:49:53.570 –> 00:49:55.990
that they like that they found funnier than others.
1437
00:49:56.050 –> 00:49:58.830
And we were upset because the right one didn’t win, right?
1438
00:49:59.390 –> 00:50:02.450
So completely like so that part of it.
1439
00:50:02.470 –> 00:50:04.310
So that part of the this episode
1440
00:50:04.930 –> 00:50:06.930
was redeemed upon a second watch.
1441
00:50:08.230 –> 00:50:12.310
I loved Riley and Jonesy trying so hard
1442
00:50:12.310 –> 00:50:14.830
to get Glenn to admit that he was gay.
1443
00:50:15.250 –> 00:50:17.710
I loved it without like actually coming out and asking.
1444
00:50:17.950 –> 00:50:19.290
And I mean all the signs are there.
1445
00:50:19.330 –> 00:50:20.490
He’s obviously gay.
1446
00:50:21.090 –> 00:50:24.030
Like everything he’s saying is pointing to him being gay.
1447
00:50:24.090 –> 00:50:25.910
But Riley and Jonesy don’t want to believe it
1448
00:50:25.910 –> 00:50:27.770
until they hear it straight from Glenn’s mouth.
1449
00:50:27.990 –> 00:50:32.050
And in the end, when he refuses to confirm it,
1450
00:50:32.050 –> 00:50:34.070
they’re like, it’s none of our business.
1451
00:50:34.130 –> 00:50:35.490
We just got to keep on going.
1452
00:50:35.570 –> 00:50:37.370
So I love that part too.
1453
00:50:37.410 –> 00:50:41.230
Again, on second viewing, it really redeemed for me.
1454
00:50:41.650 –> 00:50:43.050
And Victor’s doing a lot of head shaking.
1455
00:50:43.150 –> 00:50:44.850
So I’m going to let you talk now.
1456
00:50:46.170 –> 00:50:48.990
I mean, I agree with everything you said.
1457
00:50:48.990 –> 00:50:51.890
However. However.
1458
00:50:53.570 –> 00:50:55.210
It was a it was a skit.
1459
00:50:55.410 –> 00:50:56.430
It wasn’t an episode.
1460
00:50:56.530 –> 00:50:58.750
It was it was an SNL skit.
1461
00:50:58.750 –> 00:51:01.750
It was, you know, I would compare to kind of,
1462
00:51:01.750 –> 00:51:04.970
you know, doing an improv or going to like an improv night
1463
00:51:04.970 –> 00:51:07.150
and, you know, OK, pick a topic.
1464
00:51:07.490 –> 00:51:09.590
And then for the next 20, 25 minutes,
1465
00:51:09.890 –> 00:51:12.010
they’re kind of going back and forth talking about the topic.
1466
00:51:12.110 –> 00:51:13.310
Yeah, the allegory thing.
1467
00:51:13.490 –> 00:51:17.830
They stayed on on on topic and they made all those kind of kind
1468
00:51:17.830 –> 00:51:19.390
of metaphors and comparisons.
1469
00:51:19.950 –> 00:51:22.450
And except except Pringles do come in a family size.
1470
00:51:22.630 –> 00:51:26.110
But anyway, and and and and all of that is true.
1471
00:51:26.150 –> 00:51:28.990
The problem is it just it wasn’t an episode.
1472
00:51:29.030 –> 00:51:29.910
There was there was like,
1473
00:51:29.910 –> 00:51:33.770
I know that Letter Kenny is not a story driven kind of a show,
1474
00:51:33.950 –> 00:51:35.250
but there was nothing there.
1475
00:51:35.270 –> 00:51:37.610
It wasn’t enough. It wasn’t the beginning of a season.
1476
00:51:37.910 –> 00:51:39.610
There was nothing there.
1477
00:51:39.810 –> 00:51:42.010
It was basically there was two storylines.
1478
00:51:42.350 –> 00:51:44.770
One was basically filler, which was the gym.
1479
00:51:44.770 –> 00:51:46.330
And I have thoughts about that.
1480
00:51:46.330 –> 00:51:50.830
But but but the main the main thing, which was the fish bowl.
1481
00:51:51.070 –> 00:51:53.610
And the thing is, like, I don’t think I don’t think most people
1482
00:51:53.610 –> 00:51:54.850
know what a fish bowl is.
1483
00:51:54.870 –> 00:51:57.010
So you’re kind of sitting there and thinking, OK, you know,
1484
00:51:57.110 –> 00:51:58.290
these guys are sitting there.
1485
00:51:58.290 –> 00:52:02.290
There’s basically six six guys doing six people doing talking.
1486
00:52:02.470 –> 00:52:05.290
And then all those other people just sitting around, you know,
1487
00:52:05.290 –> 00:52:06.670
it’s like, why are they even there?
1488
00:52:06.670 –> 00:52:08.750
Well, I didn’t see anybody taking notes.
1489
00:52:08.850 –> 00:52:12.430
But anyway, and and and then and they’re having this
1490
00:52:12.430 –> 00:52:15.690
kind of nonsensical, nonstop argument about these chips.
1491
00:52:15.690 –> 00:52:17.510
And the whole time I’m trying to remind myself.
1492
00:52:17.670 –> 00:52:19.370
So what are they even trying to do?
1493
00:52:19.370 –> 00:52:20.490
What was this contest about?
1494
00:52:20.570 –> 00:52:22.910
Are they trying to pick a flavor or trying to decide,
1495
00:52:22.910 –> 00:52:24.090
you know, what’s the best flavor?
1496
00:52:24.650 –> 00:52:26.070
And I get it. I get it.
1497
00:52:26.070 –> 00:52:29.390
Can I just say that the extra people in that fish bowl,
1498
00:52:29.430 –> 00:52:32.170
I think are supposed to represent the mob mentality online.
1499
00:52:32.450 –> 00:52:36.010
Like, OK, it was just if it was just the six skids
1500
00:52:36.010 –> 00:52:37.070
arguing with each.
1501
00:52:37.230 –> 00:52:38.850
They probably wouldn’t get to argue with each other.
1502
00:52:39.110 –> 00:52:42.510
But with the strength of people behind them,
1503
00:52:43.170 –> 00:52:44.630
the mob mentality takes over.
1504
00:52:44.630 –> 00:52:46.670
And then that gets escalated, right?
1505
00:52:46.730 –> 00:52:49.850
Yeah. And then they were very active background, too,
1506
00:52:49.850 –> 00:52:51.030
like very much reacting.
1507
00:52:51.290 –> 00:52:52.250
They were either cheering.
1508
00:52:52.430 –> 00:52:54.570
They were either agreeing with every time.
1509
00:52:54.990 –> 00:52:57.390
Every time I looked at them, they were just sitting there.
1510
00:52:57.470 –> 00:52:58.470
They weren’t doing anything.
1511
00:52:58.930 –> 00:53:00.970
I was waiting for whenever things got heated.
1512
00:53:01.730 –> 00:53:02.890
They did. Yeah.
1513
00:53:02.890 –> 00:53:03.690
OK, they were either.
1514
00:53:04.230 –> 00:53:05.070
That’s that’s fine.
1515
00:53:05.450 –> 00:53:07.070
I’ll drink your kool-aid on that.
1516
00:53:07.170 –> 00:53:07.770
That’s fine.
1517
00:53:08.170 –> 00:53:11.490
All I’m saying, all I’m saying is it just it just felt like
1518
00:53:11.490 –> 00:53:14.030
it just felt like, you know, if if these were your friends
1519
00:53:14.030 –> 00:53:16.070
that were putting on a skit, you kind of feel like,
1520
00:53:16.170 –> 00:53:17.270
oh, you guys are really good.
1521
00:53:17.290 –> 00:53:18.450
That was like really cool.
1522
00:53:18.630 –> 00:53:22.090
You really you really stretch that whole chip thing really far.
1523
00:53:22.290 –> 00:53:23.950
And that was a really cool skit.
1524
00:53:24.010 –> 00:53:26.210
I’m I’m looking at this from as a letter,
1525
00:53:26.370 –> 00:53:28.950
can as a season opener to a letter, can you season?
1526
00:53:29.450 –> 00:53:33.750
And I’m thinking like we’re like, what am I missing here?
1527
00:53:33.750 –> 00:53:37.070
Right. Like this is this is almost like a pre
1528
00:53:37.070 –> 00:53:38.550
episode to the season.
1529
00:53:38.770 –> 00:53:39.610
Let’s give you something.
1530
00:53:39.730 –> 00:53:42.050
It’s almost like a like a special, right?
1531
00:53:42.050 –> 00:53:44.530
Where there’s nothing happening at all.
1532
00:53:44.650 –> 00:53:48.290
And I’ll stop and I’ll let others talk because I have some
1533
00:53:48.290 –> 00:53:50.390
strong thoughts about the gym scene as well.
1534
00:53:51.470 –> 00:53:53.590
OK, so we’ll circle back to Daniel.
1535
00:53:53.830 –> 00:53:55.530
You don’t want to share your thoughts now.
1536
00:53:55.710 –> 00:53:56.950
We’re going to come back.
1537
00:53:57.390 –> 00:53:59.990
I feel like I spewed it for a while.
1538
00:54:00.030 –> 00:54:00.970
We’re going around the horn.
1539
00:54:01.150 –> 00:54:05.150
Yes. So so
1540
00:54:06.510 –> 00:54:11.450
my interpretation was I envisioned Jared
1541
00:54:12.430 –> 00:54:17.270
listening to one of our podcasts where we talked about chips
1542
00:54:18.730 –> 00:54:23.410
and I kind of thought that he took information
1543
00:54:23.410 –> 00:54:26.330
from that conversation and how we are.
1544
00:54:26.610 –> 00:54:31.190
We are very lively when it comes to chip conversations
1545
00:54:31.190 –> 00:54:32.630
here on the podcast.
1546
00:54:32.870 –> 00:54:33.790
All dress is the best.
1547
00:54:33.790 –> 00:54:36.690
We’ve talked about what we still have to talk about that,
1548
00:54:36.790 –> 00:54:40.610
but what what our friends in the states can get
1549
00:54:40.610 –> 00:54:42.250
and you know what we can get.
1550
00:54:42.590 –> 00:54:45.770
And and even when are some of our friends from the states
1551
00:54:45.770 –> 00:54:49.190
came up, you know, they were also, you know, talking about
1552
00:54:49.190 –> 00:54:50.770
I think there was a masala chip.
1553
00:54:50.770 –> 00:54:52.530
Yeah, that’s great.
1554
00:54:52.550 –> 00:54:56.470
That Casey wanted to take home with her.
1555
00:54:57.370 –> 00:54:58.590
So butter chicken chip.
1556
00:54:58.850 –> 00:55:02.510
So I kind of envisioned that’s where this this the birth
1557
00:55:02.510 –> 00:55:04.910
of this episode came from.
1558
00:55:06.590 –> 00:55:06.730
Yes.
1559
00:55:06.830 –> 00:55:09.830
When we first watched this episode, we were both very
1560
00:55:09.830 –> 00:55:10.490
very tired.
1561
00:55:10.490 –> 00:55:14.610
I was I was falling asleep and I didn’t think really much
1562
00:55:14.610 –> 00:55:15.290
of it.
1563
00:55:15.290 –> 00:55:19.870
It kind of felt short with me or flat as I watched it
1564
00:55:19.870 –> 00:55:21.610
a second time with a little bit more energy.
1565
00:55:21.610 –> 00:55:27.010
I did laugh at a couple of parts and there’s a lot to
1566
00:55:27.010 –> 00:55:27.910
be said about the chip.
1567
00:55:27.910 –> 00:55:32.290
I am a chipaholic an absolute like I bonafide chipaholic.
1568
00:55:32.550 –> 00:55:36.050
I used to fantasize about working at a chip factory
1569
00:55:36.050 –> 00:55:40.090
when I was a child and I would sit there and be
1570
00:55:40.090 –> 00:55:43.030
mesmerized by the chip and hold it and look at it
1571
00:55:43.030 –> 00:55:46.290
and appreciate it in every way and wonder how they
1572
00:55:46.290 –> 00:55:51.270
were made like I’m very very much a chip lover and
1573
00:55:51.270 –> 00:55:57.670
and I like all of their their points like the
1574
00:55:57.670 –> 00:56:01.630
reviews Wayne sleepover review and and you know,
1575
00:56:01.630 –> 00:56:04.910
my dad is a is a plane plane person.
1576
00:56:04.910 –> 00:56:09.010
So we always had classic chips and you know, you
1577
00:56:09.010 –> 00:56:11.070
get tired of the classic chip every once in a while.
1578
00:56:11.430 –> 00:56:15.290
So Wayne’s sleepover with a dairy walking out and
1579
00:56:15.760 –> 00:56:18.270
what they used to do is adding the salt and vinegar.
1580
00:56:18.290 –> 00:56:19.610
We did the exact same thing.
1581
00:56:19.690 –> 00:56:22.310
We because dad would only have the the regular
1582
00:56:22.310 –> 00:56:22.950
classics.
1583
00:56:23.450 –> 00:56:25.590
So you have to eat that fast though, or else they
1584
00:56:25.590 –> 00:56:26.330
get soggy.
1585
00:56:26.490 –> 00:56:28.430
It’s very it’s it’s one of those things that you
1586
00:56:28.430 –> 00:56:30.510
have to commit yourself to right away.
1587
00:56:30.790 –> 00:56:35.270
And then and then and then are we invented the
1588
00:56:35.270 –> 00:56:38.670
like my family we invented the ketchup chip because
1589
00:56:38.670 –> 00:56:42.390
we had ketchup and again, dad only had the plane
1590
00:56:42.390 –> 00:56:43.750
chip and we invented chip.
1591
00:56:43.750 –> 00:56:46.250
So we would get a bowl of ketchup and then dip
1592
00:56:46.250 –> 00:56:47.930
the plane chips in the ketchup.
1593
00:56:48.150 –> 00:56:50.790
So that’s that that’s where ketchup chips was
1594
00:56:50.790 –> 00:56:51.970
born in my head.
1595
00:56:51.970 –> 00:56:54.230
I’ve been doing I’ve been doing that forever
1596
00:56:54.770 –> 00:56:57.450
that that came out of necessity because we got
1597
00:56:57.450 –> 00:56:58.950
tired of the classic.
1598
00:57:01.530 –> 00:57:03.950
But I’m like 10 years older than you 10.
1599
00:57:04.030 –> 00:57:05.230
Yeah, we’ve been doing that.
1600
00:57:05.230 –> 00:57:06.230
I was in grammar school.
1601
00:57:10.230 –> 00:57:14.430
And then Stewart’s review, you know with that
1602
00:57:14.430 –> 00:57:15.390
salt and vinegar chips.
1603
00:57:15.470 –> 00:57:18.370
Oh my god, like if you we had a canker sore
1604
00:57:18.890 –> 00:57:21.350
you would just eat a bag of salt and vinegar
1605
00:57:21.350 –> 00:57:23.590
chips and it would just take that cake or sore
1606
00:57:23.590 –> 00:57:26.930
and it you’d be gone the next day and always
1607
00:57:26.930 –> 00:57:28.670
take the skin right off the inside of your
1608
00:57:28.670 –> 00:57:31.210
mouth like there’s a lot to be said about
1609
00:57:31.210 –> 00:57:32.290
chips here a lot.
1610
00:57:33.030 –> 00:57:36.050
And I just I love to how the chips connected
1611
00:57:36.050 –> 00:57:39.310
and linked them with various stories like
1612
00:57:39.310 –> 00:57:42.390
Kate Katie and Wayne’s story about the
1613
00:57:42.390 –> 00:57:44.910
dill Picklers and I love hearing some insight
1614
00:57:44.910 –> 00:57:47.230
in Katie and Wayne’s back, you know history
1615
00:57:47.230 –> 00:57:49.050
to those that was a little different.
1616
00:57:49.090 –> 00:57:52.250
They they share a lot of and and and they
1617
00:57:52.250 –> 00:57:54.430
get very sentimental about it, right?
1618
00:57:55.270 –> 00:57:58.670
So again, lots of fun at the Pringles fell
1619
00:57:58.670 –> 00:58:00.170
short with me.
1620
00:58:00.170 –> 00:58:03.950
I didn’t I didn’t really see where the the
1621
00:58:03.950 –> 00:58:06.630
use was for the Pringle conversation again.
1622
00:58:06.950 –> 00:58:09.770
I mean we’re and again see now that I know
1623
00:58:09.770 –> 00:58:11.910
what you’ve said and I feel like they almost
1624
00:58:11.910 –> 00:58:13.650
need to put like a disclaimer at the
1625
00:58:13.650 –> 00:58:13.990
beginning.
1626
00:58:14.130 –> 00:58:16.370
Oh, no, there’s no fun in that they need
1627
00:58:16.370 –> 00:58:19.150
to the Pringles represented face value.
1628
00:58:19.150 –> 00:58:20.950
Pringles are a privilege chip because
1629
00:58:20.950 –> 00:58:23.230
they’re perfectly formed and in a container
1630
00:58:23.230 –> 00:58:24.990
that don’t allow them to get cut.
1631
00:58:25.250 –> 00:58:26.250
It’s a broke I get broken.
1632
00:58:26.470 –> 00:58:28.030
I mean they’re a privilege chip for sure
1633
00:58:28.030 –> 00:58:28.970
and they’re not a chip.
1634
00:58:29.710 –> 00:58:32.050
I thought it more represented part of the
1635
00:58:32.050 –> 00:58:33.790
argument is a false argument because it’s
1636
00:58:33.790 –> 00:58:34.210
not a chip.
1637
00:58:34.630 –> 00:58:36.990
It’s made from a dehydrated potato meal
1638
00:58:36.990 –> 00:58:38.570
that you jam together and form.
1639
00:58:39.050 –> 00:58:40.470
Yeah, it doesn’t count in the argument.
1640
00:58:40.730 –> 00:58:42.870
So but to me that was like people who
1641
00:58:42.870 –> 00:58:44.930
bring bring in things that aren’t
1642
00:58:44.930 –> 00:58:46.610
really part of the argument and try to
1643
00:58:46.610 –> 00:58:49.570
detour for it kind of like Tanya
1644
00:58:49.570 –> 00:58:52.450
and invented the ketchup chip or the
1645
00:58:52.450 –> 00:58:54.410
way that Edison invented the light bulb
1646
00:58:54.410 –> 00:58:57.130
after swan and Tesla did in her house.
1647
00:58:57.130 –> 00:58:58.710
She invented the ketchup chip victory.
1648
00:58:58.710 –> 00:58:59.390
Get over yourself.
1649
00:58:59.390 –> 00:59:00.670
That’s not what she said.
1650
00:59:01.130 –> 00:59:01.850
She did say that.
1651
00:59:01.850 –> 00:59:02.970
That’s not what she said.
1652
00:59:04.030 –> 00:59:04.770
Are those all your points?
1653
00:59:04.770 –> 00:59:05.450
Oh, you people are no fun.
1654
00:59:07.030 –> 00:59:09.690
So yeah, no, now that you know,
1655
00:59:09.690 –> 00:59:10.930
I was taking the whole chip thing
1656
00:59:10.930 –> 00:59:13.110
at face value, you know, Alan’s found.
1657
00:59:13.110 –> 00:59:14.390
Straw man, that’s right, Tobias,
1658
00:59:14.610 –> 00:59:15.530
the straw man argument.
1659
00:59:15.930 –> 00:59:16.210
Yeah, yeah.
1660
00:59:16.370 –> 00:59:20.170
Alan found a social parallel to it all.
1661
00:59:21.170 –> 00:59:25.670
I think that the story it’s fun to
1662
00:59:25.670 –> 00:59:29.510
play with speaking of Ron Dax,
1663
00:59:29.730 –> 00:59:32.270
Glenn and Riley Jonesy, that storyline.
1664
00:59:33.210 –> 00:59:33.890
Hilarious.
1665
00:59:34.050 –> 00:59:37.210
Oh my God, Glenn is so quick in that.
1666
00:59:37.210 –> 00:59:39.210
Assuming the position on the workout bench
1667
00:59:39.210 –> 00:59:43.810
is it just it just you don’t expect it.
1668
00:59:43.810 –> 00:59:46.370
And then he flips his legs back and up.
1669
00:59:46.450 –> 00:59:47.770
You don’t expect it really.
1670
00:59:48.230 –> 00:59:51.490
Well, he just doesn’t so so quickly.
1671
00:59:51.490 –> 00:59:53.530
Anyways, he’s and having the little
1672
00:59:53.530 –> 00:59:56.090
sticky notes on the in the in the magazine.
1673
00:59:56.370 –> 00:59:59.350
Like he’s just so darn funny.
1674
00:59:59.550 –> 01:00:00.270
It’s Fitspo.
1675
01:00:00.450 –> 01:00:01.350
Yeah, it’s it’s Fitspo.
1676
01:00:01.430 –> 01:00:02.370
Yeah, they’re not sticky notes.
1677
01:00:02.390 –> 01:00:03.230
They’re just regular notes,
1678
01:00:03.230 –> 01:00:04.210
but now they’re sticky.
1679
01:00:04.350 –> 01:00:04.690
All right.
1680
01:00:04.910 –> 01:00:06.270
And oh, I just want to say though,
1681
01:00:06.310 –> 01:00:08.730
to shout out to Ron, you know,
1682
01:00:08.730 –> 01:00:13.150
I love he’s so quick with his his comments
1683
01:00:13.150 –> 01:00:15.170
and his comments are so odd.
1684
01:00:15.370 –> 01:00:16.470
It’s so fantastic.
1685
01:00:17.010 –> 01:00:18.650
You know, you’re you’re paying a lot of attention
1686
01:00:18.650 –> 01:00:21.050
to my shorts for a man who comes straight built
1687
01:00:21.050 –> 01:00:22.750
like he is like he’s come.
1688
01:00:22.750 –> 01:00:23.630
He’s a big dude.
1689
01:00:23.870 –> 01:00:25.030
Yeah, he’s put on some nice.
1690
01:00:25.150 –> 01:00:26.310
He looks like a straight porn star.
1691
01:00:26.530 –> 01:00:28.210
Yeah, the bottom of porn star.
1692
01:00:28.550 –> 01:00:30.590
And has he always used the line
1693
01:00:30.590 –> 01:00:32.330
straight up the ass because I found it.
1694
01:00:32.330 –> 01:00:33.790
I’m like, I feel like he has.
1695
01:00:33.910 –> 01:00:35.250
I don’t remember it before.
1696
01:00:35.410 –> 01:00:36.390
I feel like that’s been used.
1697
01:00:36.410 –> 01:00:37.330
Yeah, straight up the ass.
1698
01:00:37.350 –> 01:00:38.330
What are we even talking about here?
1699
01:00:38.410 –> 01:00:41.290
Yeah, it’s just like brilliant, brilliant writing.
1700
01:00:41.570 –> 01:00:41.810
All right.
1701
01:00:41.870 –> 01:00:42.390
Is that everything?
1702
01:00:42.610 –> 01:00:42.990
Go for it.
1703
01:00:43.010 –> 01:00:43.250
Matt.
1704
01:00:44.190 –> 01:00:46.190
Yes, there’s so much.
1705
01:00:46.450 –> 01:00:47.930
There’s there’s there’s like nothing
1706
01:00:47.930 –> 01:00:50.010
and so much here all at the same time.
1707
01:00:50.330 –> 01:00:51.390
And I’m with you.
1708
01:00:51.390 –> 01:00:52.510
So I watched it a couple of times.
1709
01:00:52.610 –> 01:00:55.210
The first one I was a little thrown off
1710
01:00:55.210 –> 01:00:57.070
and I had to dive in the second time.
1711
01:00:57.170 –> 01:00:59.110
I enjoyed it so much more.
1712
01:00:59.410 –> 01:01:03.550
I’ll quickly touch on the the Glenn side of things here.
1713
01:01:03.730 –> 01:01:07.090
Glenn is she would like that Glenn is masterful
1714
01:01:07.830 –> 01:01:08.710
like Jacob.
1715
01:01:08.870 –> 01:01:09.810
Holy shit, dude.
1716
01:01:10.190 –> 01:01:12.310
You brought the a game in this episode.
1717
01:01:13.430 –> 01:01:17.430
What I love about that a game this whole.
1718
01:01:18.070 –> 01:01:18.450
Yeah, I did.
1719
01:01:18.450 –> 01:01:20.050
He likes it on a whole.
1720
01:01:20.750 –> 01:01:22.410
You brought the whole a game.
1721
01:01:24.210 –> 01:01:27.410
What I love about that is you have hockey.
1722
01:01:28.170 –> 01:01:30.750
You got you got them that are sitting there trying
1723
01:01:30.750 –> 01:01:34.650
to have this conversation, which is a very uncomfortable
1724
01:01:34.650 –> 01:01:36.870
one for a lot of people to have and have outright
1725
01:01:36.870 –> 01:01:40.570
and they put it in the middle of the most uncomfortable
1726
01:01:40.570 –> 01:01:43.770
setting like the way that they’re all coming at it.
1727
01:01:44.050 –> 01:01:46.810
It’s they really push the envelope in the dialogue
1728
01:01:46.810 –> 01:01:48.990
and the narrative and and things they were saying
1729
01:01:48.990 –> 01:01:51.950
and like it was it was almost uncomfortable while
1730
01:01:51.950 –> 01:01:53.870
I listened to some because they were coming so aggressively,
1731
01:01:53.870 –> 01:01:54.890
but I loved it.
1732
01:01:54.890 –> 01:01:58.290
I’m laughing because you see Riley Jones coming back
1733
01:01:58.290 –> 01:02:01.910
at them just dancing around without two nurses
1734
01:02:01.910 –> 01:02:03.390
ask the question outright.
1735
01:02:05.310 –> 01:02:06.170
Even though it’s so obvious.
1736
01:02:06.190 –> 01:02:08.150
So I thought I thought it was a really brilliant way
1737
01:02:08.150 –> 01:02:10.830
of placing that whole setting and I definitely got
1738
01:02:10.830 –> 01:02:13.830
some good laughs but Glenn just fucking stole the show
1739
01:02:13.830 –> 01:02:16.650
in that he yeah, I agree when he did his little
1740
01:02:16.650 –> 01:02:17.610
hop up onto the thing.
1741
01:02:17.610 –> 01:02:18.590
I was crying laughing.
1742
01:02:18.590 –> 01:02:19.370
It was so good.
1743
01:02:19.950 –> 01:02:22.090
The whole the five of them just played off each other
1744
01:02:22.090 –> 01:02:23.150
so well.
1745
01:02:24.630 –> 01:02:26.850
Definitely caught me off guard a bit how they kept
1746
01:02:26.850 –> 01:02:29.370
carrying it on but I thought they were they were
1747
01:02:29.370 –> 01:02:31.710
pretty good scenes the chip thing.
1748
01:02:31.710 –> 01:02:35.210
So really quickly chips Dill’s an abomination saying
1749
01:02:35.210 –> 01:02:37.350
that no fuck all you Dill’s an abomination.
1750
01:02:37.950 –> 01:02:38.530
I’m sorry.
1751
01:02:38.570 –> 01:02:40.010
We can’t be friends anymore.
1752
01:02:40.010 –> 01:02:41.430
Dill’s an abomination Caesar.
1753
01:02:41.610 –> 01:02:42.910
What the fuck would that even taste?
1754
01:02:42.930 –> 01:02:43.870
Yeah, that’ll taste horrible.
1755
01:02:43.870 –> 01:02:45.910
That feels like it’s going to be more than two
1756
01:02:45.910 –> 01:02:46.390
ingredients.
1757
01:02:46.390 –> 01:02:49.490
I don’t like Caesars, but what are you what are
1758
01:02:49.490 –> 01:02:52.250
you flavoring it against the ensemble of buffet
1759
01:02:52.250 –> 01:02:54.910
you put on top or the or the fucking soup that
1760
01:02:54.910 –> 01:02:55.650
you have in the glass?
1761
01:02:55.670 –> 01:02:56.610
I don’t know.
1762
01:02:56.790 –> 01:02:59.650
Maybe they meant the Caesar chip or sorry the
1763
01:02:59.650 –> 01:03:00.430
Caesar salad.
1764
01:03:00.930 –> 01:03:04.590
No, I took it as they’re they’re talking about
1765
01:03:04.590 –> 01:03:05.610
Caesar Bloody Mary.
1766
01:03:08.350 –> 01:03:11.430
Yeah, and that was definitely so, you know,
1767
01:03:11.430 –> 01:03:12.890
it’s funny if you want to go back to your
1768
01:03:12.890 –> 01:03:16.170
theory tan just just hit me about Jared team.
1769
01:03:16.390 –> 01:03:19.150
Taking our our conversation about chips and
1770
01:03:19.150 –> 01:03:20.030
turning into dialogue.
1771
01:03:20.230 –> 01:03:22.350
We talked about the Caesar episode.
1772
01:03:22.850 –> 01:03:25.370
We a lot of people didn’t know what a Caesar
1773
01:03:25.370 –> 01:03:25.830
was.
1774
01:03:25.990 –> 01:03:28.010
So in this one, he purposely went out of the
1775
01:03:28.010 –> 01:03:30.530
way to say Caesar or Bloody Mary.
1776
01:03:30.850 –> 01:03:32.810
Yeah, that was a that was a weak move.
1777
01:03:32.950 –> 01:03:34.890
That’s that’s like Fox putting a glow around.
1778
01:03:35.190 –> 01:03:35.430
It’s true.
1779
01:03:35.610 –> 01:03:36.610
I agree with you there, Victor.
1780
01:03:37.510 –> 01:03:40.070
He shouldn’t have had to what would you call
1781
01:03:40.070 –> 01:03:43.390
that America’s America’s playing what a Caesar
1782
01:03:43.390 –> 01:03:43.670
is.
1783
01:03:43.790 –> 01:03:45.350
But we were well, that was a big conversation
1784
01:03:45.350 –> 01:03:48.170
of this remember my stupid little flawed
1785
01:03:48.170 –> 01:03:50.490
Twitter scientific poll that Victor didn’t
1786
01:03:50.490 –> 01:03:52.290
like that was all about that nice fucking
1787
01:03:52.290 –> 01:03:53.070
pen fly.
1788
01:03:55.370 –> 01:03:57.430
So who knows maybe maybe you’re maybe you’re
1789
01:03:57.430 –> 01:03:58.630
onto something to end there.
1790
01:03:59.190 –> 01:04:00.710
But what I love so I think she’s just
1791
01:04:00.710 –> 01:04:03.170
dreaming that that Jared would listen to
1792
01:04:03.170 –> 01:04:05.130
our podcast and have an influence anything.
1793
01:04:05.270 –> 01:04:08.110
I’m still waiting for my my Euker episode
1794
01:04:08.110 –> 01:04:08.910
if that’s the case.
1795
01:04:08.910 –> 01:04:10.770
I’m waiting for I’m waiting for an episode
1796
01:04:10.770 –> 01:04:12.170
where they make a joke at a bunch of
1797
01:04:12.170 –> 01:04:12.850
podcasters.
1798
01:04:12.850 –> 01:04:14.890
Yeah, and they make some shots.
1799
01:04:15.030 –> 01:04:17.090
So I’m hoping I’m hoping that happens one
1800
01:04:17.090 –> 01:04:17.390
day.
1801
01:04:17.630 –> 01:04:19.130
But my whole theory is I’m watching this
1802
01:04:19.130 –> 01:04:22.090
whole mess uncover and happen.
1803
01:04:22.210 –> 01:04:24.370
I’m like what and I actually said it
1804
01:04:24.370 –> 01:04:26.210
when what the actual fuck is going on.
1805
01:04:26.450 –> 01:04:27.950
So Bonnie is my hero in this one.
1806
01:04:28.050 –> 01:04:29.770
How she pulled if she didn’t come out
1807
01:04:29.770 –> 01:04:31.850
and say that I would have been a
1808
01:04:31.850 –> 01:04:31.970
lot.
1809
01:04:32.450 –> 01:04:33.130
It doesn’t fix it.
1810
01:04:33.130 –> 01:04:34.370
It doesn’t fix it.
1811
01:04:34.570 –> 01:04:35.870
It was the best line though.
1812
01:04:36.030 –> 01:04:36.910
It was the best line.
1813
01:04:36.970 –> 01:04:38.250
And I’ll explain it was the only line
1814
01:04:38.250 –> 01:04:39.850
that made any sense, but it doesn’t
1815
01:04:39.850 –> 01:04:40.310
fix it.
1816
01:04:40.410 –> 01:04:41.990
Yes, I totally agree.
1817
01:04:41.990 –> 01:04:43.010
It was brilliant.
1818
01:04:43.010 –> 01:04:45.530
And it definitely tried to recap the
1819
01:04:45.530 –> 01:04:47.230
fact that they even they were aware
1820
01:04:47.230 –> 01:04:49.290
of how ridiculous what they did was.
1821
01:04:49.630 –> 01:04:51.450
And my theory is when they started
1822
01:04:51.450 –> 01:04:52.970
writing this it probably started off
1823
01:04:52.970 –> 01:04:55.550
as a scene or or cold open
1824
01:04:55.550 –> 01:04:56.010
or something.
1825
01:04:56.010 –> 01:04:57.890
And then they began to write and
1826
01:04:57.890 –> 01:04:59.090
they wrote and they’re like, oh
1827
01:04:59.090 –> 01:04:59.570
what about this?
1828
01:04:59.610 –> 01:05:00.490
What about that before you know
1829
01:05:00.490 –> 01:05:01.770
what they had like pages of
1830
01:05:01.770 –> 01:05:04.030
dialogue and like shit and they
1831
01:05:04.030 –> 01:05:04.930
and they’re like, what have we
1832
01:05:04.930 –> 01:05:05.570
done here?
1833
01:05:05.890 –> 01:05:06.570
Oh fuck it.
1834
01:05:06.570 –> 01:05:07.510
Let’s just make it.
1835
01:05:07.550 –> 01:05:08.770
And then and they went with it and
1836
01:05:08.770 –> 01:05:09.710
it became an episode.
1837
01:05:09.730 –> 01:05:10.810
So I don’t think it originally
1838
01:05:10.810 –> 01:05:12.890
intended to be an episode, but
1839
01:05:12.890 –> 01:05:14.510
they got out of it got out of hand
1840
01:05:14.510 –> 01:05:16.130
and that Bonnie McMurray line was
1841
01:05:16.130 –> 01:05:18.030
their attempt to rail it back in
1842
01:05:18.030 –> 01:05:20.010
and be like, yeah, we even
1843
01:05:20.010 –> 01:05:20.790
we don’t know what we’re doing.
1844
01:05:20.830 –> 01:05:22.310
How many times have they had
1845
01:05:22.310 –> 01:05:23.750
scenes in Mudder County that have
1846
01:05:23.750 –> 01:05:25.430
been overly dramatic for and
1847
01:05:25.430 –> 01:05:27.050
that’s like, yeah, this wasn’t
1848
01:05:27.050 –> 01:05:27.430
a scene.
1849
01:05:27.630 –> 01:05:28.610
It was an episode.
1850
01:05:28.610 –> 01:05:31.050
Okay, pull off of the mic there.
1851
01:05:32.310 –> 01:05:33.570
You’re starting you’re starting
1852
01:05:33.570 –> 01:05:35.270
to sound like an old TTC
1853
01:05:36.470 –> 01:05:36.910
voiceover.
1854
01:05:37.870 –> 01:05:39.390
But you’re not they have had
1855
01:05:39.390 –> 01:05:41.390
but this was an entire episode.
1856
01:05:41.810 –> 01:05:42.210
Yeah.
1857
01:05:42.210 –> 01:05:44.030
There was a whole point for it
1858
01:05:44.030 –> 01:05:44.170
though.
1859
01:05:44.550 –> 01:05:45.190
I think like I
1860
01:05:46.770 –> 01:05:48.490
social media allegory thing.
1861
01:05:48.670 –> 01:05:49.830
I think I think that’s because I
1862
01:05:49.830 –> 01:05:50.670
couldn’t wrap my head around
1863
01:05:50.670 –> 01:05:51.670
what they could have done that
1864
01:05:51.670 –> 01:05:52.990
in a single scene.
1865
01:05:53.050 –> 01:05:54.430
Yeah, I think it was intended
1866
01:05:54.430 –> 01:05:55.790
to be a scene, but they made
1867
01:05:55.790 –> 01:05:56.770
it and they’re like fuck it.
1868
01:05:56.850 –> 01:05:57.470
Let’s just do it.
1869
01:05:57.510 –> 01:05:57.710
Yeah.
1870
01:05:57.730 –> 01:05:58.650
Where would that what was that
1871
01:05:58.650 –> 01:06:00.430
voice of reason in you know,
1872
01:06:00.470 –> 01:06:01.570
like 20 minutes ago?
1873
01:06:01.630 –> 01:06:03.130
Hoopla Liz says someone give
1874
01:06:03.130 –> 01:06:04.790
Mike his own Victor his old
1875
01:06:04.790 –> 01:06:05.710
Mike back.
1876
01:06:08.370 –> 01:06:08.890
All right.
1877
01:06:08.890 –> 01:06:10.630
Our guest needs to speak.
1878
01:06:11.490 –> 01:06:13.710
Mike, what do you have Mike?
1879
01:06:14.150 –> 01:06:14.330
All right.
1880
01:06:14.430 –> 01:06:16.410
So this is initial thoughts,
1881
01:06:16.550 –> 01:06:16.630
right?
1882
01:06:16.710 –> 01:06:17.430
It was still an initial.
1883
01:06:17.430 –> 01:06:18.170
We’re not even reading.
1884
01:06:18.370 –> 01:06:19.250
Yeah, I haven’t even gotten
1885
01:06:19.250 –> 01:06:19.770
started yet.
1886
01:06:21.590 –> 01:06:22.030
Initially,
1887
01:06:23.750 –> 01:06:25.110
it’s a it’s a year.
1888
01:06:25.210 –> 01:06:26.030
It’s been a year since we
1889
01:06:26.030 –> 01:06:26.630
had letter 10.
1890
01:06:27.430 –> 01:06:28.830
It’s an impossibly high
1891
01:06:28.830 –> 01:06:30.230
standard that it has to hit.
1892
01:06:31.210 –> 01:06:32.470
Everyone’s hanging for that
1893
01:06:32.470 –> 01:06:32.990
that drop.
1894
01:06:33.230 –> 01:06:35.050
And when you finally see it,
1895
01:06:35.330 –> 01:06:36.690
you can’t live up to the
1896
01:06:36.690 –> 01:06:37.130
expectation.
1897
01:06:37.350 –> 01:06:38.290
Nothing can live up to the
1898
01:06:38.290 –> 01:06:38.790
expectation.
1899
01:06:38.890 –> 01:06:41.150
So like all like everyone,
1900
01:06:41.310 –> 01:06:42.390
it was a little bit.
1901
01:06:43.030 –> 01:06:43.570
It’s a pointing.
1902
01:06:43.670 –> 01:06:45.150
So my first thought there is
1903
01:06:45.150 –> 01:06:45.630
okay.
1904
01:06:45.690 –> 01:06:46.530
This was okay.
1905
01:06:48.050 –> 01:06:49.110
But part of the thing and
1906
01:06:49.110 –> 01:06:49.710
I don’t know if this is
1907
01:06:49.710 –> 01:06:50.710
necessarily agreeing with
1908
01:06:50.710 –> 01:06:53.090
Victor the whole premise.
1909
01:06:53.230 –> 01:06:54.690
It was built on was
1910
01:06:54.690 –> 01:06:55.570
basically fault here.
1911
01:06:55.570 –> 01:06:56.370
They’re pushing this
1912
01:06:56.370 –> 01:06:57.750
narrative that small town
1913
01:06:57.750 –> 01:06:58.290
full of chips.
1914
01:06:58.290 –> 01:06:59.250
They’re pushing all these
1915
01:06:59.250 –> 01:07:01.270
things like just just for
1916
01:07:01.270 –> 01:07:01.730
the setup.
1917
01:07:01.770 –> 01:07:02.790
So I get it.
1918
01:07:02.810 –> 01:07:04.730
But the setup to me was
1919
01:07:04.730 –> 01:07:07.250
not wasn’t really true,
1920
01:07:07.250 –> 01:07:07.990
right?
1921
01:07:07.990 –> 01:07:09.690
So it’s like it was to
1922
01:07:09.690 –> 01:07:10.290
contrive.
1923
01:07:10.290 –> 01:07:11.890
That was one thing about it.
1924
01:07:12.670 –> 01:07:13.910
As a personal side,
1925
01:07:13.950 –> 01:07:14.270
you know,
1926
01:07:14.310 –> 01:07:15.770
they totally screw up their
1927
01:07:15.770 –> 01:07:19.030
history and history lessons
1928
01:07:19.030 –> 01:07:19.390
someday.
1929
01:07:19.730 –> 01:07:21.570
I will gladly give her some
1930
01:07:21.570 –> 01:07:22.090
history lessons.
1931
01:07:22.170 –> 01:07:22.370
Anyway,
1932
01:07:22.470 –> 01:07:23.850
you mean the war of 1812
1933
01:07:23.850 –> 01:07:25.350
was not fought over chips.
1934
01:07:26.290 –> 01:07:27.430
It was not fought over
1935
01:07:27.430 –> 01:07:28.430
chips and manifest destiny
1936
01:07:28.430 –> 01:07:29.410
has nothing to do with
1937
01:07:29.410 –> 01:07:29.670
labor.
1938
01:07:29.790 –> 01:07:30.210
No,
1939
01:07:30.210 –> 01:07:31.170
but that’s the whole point.
1940
01:07:31.590 –> 01:07:32.770
Victor looks like this is
1941
01:07:32.770 –> 01:07:33.410
this is letter Kenny.
1942
01:07:33.470 –> 01:07:34.250
This is what they do.
1943
01:07:34.330 –> 01:07:35.850
They said it was a little
1944
01:07:35.850 –> 01:07:36.210
absurd.
1945
01:07:37.990 –> 01:07:39.570
But so it’s based on to
1946
01:07:39.570 –> 01:07:42.470
me a faulty contrived
1947
01:07:42.470 –> 01:07:43.250
kind of,
1948
01:07:43.250 –> 01:07:44.090
you know,
1949
01:07:44.270 –> 01:07:45.330
creation story for this
1950
01:07:45.330 –> 01:07:45.730
chip thing.
1951
01:07:45.890 –> 01:07:46.610
And that doesn’t matter
1952
01:07:46.610 –> 01:07:47.690
because it’s a comedy show
1953
01:07:47.690 –> 01:07:48.790
and I can very easily
1954
01:07:48.790 –> 01:07:50.070
get past the fact that
1955
01:07:50.070 –> 01:07:50.930
it’s a comedy show.
1956
01:07:51.150 –> 01:07:51.850
Take notes Victor.
1957
01:07:54.570 –> 01:07:55.730
The Jim Dudes,
1958
01:07:56.050 –> 01:07:56.870
the whole point of the
1959
01:07:56.870 –> 01:07:57.230
Jim Dudes,
1960
01:07:57.590 –> 01:07:58.930
it just seemed like a
1961
01:07:58.930 –> 01:08:00.010
really long way to go
1962
01:08:00.010 –> 01:08:01.410
to get to the fact that
1963
01:08:01.410 –> 01:08:01.890
yeah,
1964
01:08:02.090 –> 01:08:02.910
it’s none of our business
1965
01:08:02.910 –> 01:08:03.530
is Glen’s Gator.
1966
01:08:03.670 –> 01:08:04.810
But it was so much fun.
1967
01:08:04.870 –> 01:08:05.870
It was a long road,
1968
01:08:05.890 –> 01:08:07.050
but it was a fun road.
1969
01:08:07.050 –> 01:08:08.570
It was a fun road.
1970
01:08:08.650 –> 01:08:09.450
I disagree.
1971
01:08:09.890 –> 01:08:10.210
Oh,
1972
01:08:10.210 –> 01:08:11.690
it was a long road to
1973
01:08:11.690 –> 01:08:12.250
get to.
1974
01:08:12.590 –> 01:08:13.330
It’s not our business
1975
01:08:13.330 –> 01:08:13.870
to be gay.
1976
01:08:14.030 –> 01:08:14.250
He is,
1977
01:08:14.370 –> 01:08:14.710
but we’re not.
1978
01:08:14.890 –> 01:08:15.610
But the fun part of
1979
01:08:15.610 –> 01:08:16.550
that is how does
1980
01:08:16.550 –> 01:08:17.370
it is our business
1981
01:08:17.370 –> 01:08:18.470
because Glen
1982
01:08:18.470 –> 01:08:19.670
say something without
1983
01:08:19.670 –> 01:08:20.990
actually saying it.
1984
01:08:20.990 –> 01:08:21.670
And you know what?
1985
01:08:21.750 –> 01:08:22.149
I said it.
1986
01:08:22.149 –> 01:08:23.090
He said it without
1987
01:08:23.090 –> 01:08:23.810
saying it.
1988
01:08:23.850 –> 01:08:24.390
He did say
1989
01:08:24.390 –> 01:08:25.130
I know he did,
1990
01:08:25.450 –> 01:08:26.390
but Rylan Jones
1991
01:08:26.390 –> 01:08:27.290
got full frontal
1992
01:08:27.290 –> 01:08:28.010
nudity there.
1993
01:08:28.010 –> 01:08:28.529
I’m sorry,
1994
01:08:28.630 –> 01:08:28.810
man.
1995
01:08:29.350 –> 01:08:30.850
We there was there was
1996
01:08:30.850 –> 01:08:31.630
nothing left.
1997
01:08:33.350 –> 01:08:34.310
There’s also,
1998
01:08:34.310 –> 01:08:34.990
you know,
1999
01:08:35.029 –> 01:08:35.950
I was going to say
2000
01:08:35.950 –> 01:08:36.170
something.
2001
01:08:36.170 –> 01:08:37.590
Victor put me out there.
2002
01:08:39.590 –> 01:08:40.850
Let him have it.
2003
01:08:41.130 –> 01:08:41.790
It could have been done
2004
01:08:41.790 –> 01:08:42.109
quicker.
2005
01:08:42.390 –> 01:08:42.550
I thought,
2006
01:08:42.830 –> 01:08:43.029
you know,
2007
01:08:43.029 –> 01:08:43.970
it’s oh,
2008
01:08:44.050 –> 01:08:44.950
I know what the
2009
01:08:44.950 –> 01:08:46.370
the A and B story
2010
01:08:46.370 –> 01:08:47.990
in this a story
2011
01:08:48.670 –> 01:08:49.290
is good.
2012
01:08:49.290 –> 01:08:50.270
The A story is beneficial
2013
01:08:50.270 –> 01:08:50.630
thing.
2014
01:08:50.630 –> 01:08:51.470
The chips is
2015
01:08:51.470 –> 01:08:52.109
is a great is a good
2016
01:08:52.109 –> 01:08:53.250
premise in and of itself,
2017
01:08:53.250 –> 01:08:53.609
you know,
2018
01:08:53.609 –> 01:08:54.649
with the whole
2019
01:08:54.649 –> 01:08:55.870
suppositions about
2020
01:08:55.870 –> 01:08:56.930
social media.
2021
01:08:57.029 –> 01:08:58.250
But I feel like the
2022
01:08:58.250 –> 01:08:59.050
B stories,
2023
01:08:59.470 –> 01:09:00.689
the B story was just
2024
01:09:00.689 –> 01:09:01.590
not it didn’t live up
2025
01:09:01.590 –> 01:09:01.810
to it.
2026
01:09:01.830 –> 01:09:02.710
It was a long way to
2027
01:09:02.710 –> 01:09:03.810
go to same joke.
2028
01:09:03.850 –> 01:09:04.729
We get it.
2029
01:09:05.149 –> 01:09:06.390
And they even repeated
2030
01:09:06.390 –> 01:09:07.569
the whole search thing
2031
01:09:07.569 –> 01:09:07.870
twice,
2032
01:09:08.029 –> 01:09:09.149
which they do sometimes.
2033
01:09:09.250 –> 01:09:10.229
We know the repetition
2034
01:09:10.229 –> 01:09:10.950
has always been in
2035
01:09:10.950 –> 01:09:11.350
the show.
2036
01:09:11.670 –> 01:09:11.910
And,
2037
01:09:12.010 –> 01:09:12.109
you know,
2038
01:09:12.130 –> 01:09:12.910
when he gets to the
2039
01:09:12.910 –> 01:09:13.750
ads a couple on
2040
01:09:13.750 –> 01:09:14.990
like with Ron
2041
01:09:14.990 –> 01:09:15.430
or the
2042
01:09:16.350 –> 01:09:16.750
Ron,
2043
01:09:16.870 –> 01:09:17.529
he had a business.
2044
01:09:17.850 –> 01:09:18.609
that’s in my wheelhouse.
2045
01:09:18.630 –> 01:09:19.350
Like that was a
2046
01:09:19.350 –> 01:09:19.930
great line.
2047
01:09:19.950 –> 01:09:20.830
We’re talking about
2048
01:09:20.830 –> 01:09:21.250
that.
2049
01:09:23.330 –> 01:09:24.130
But initial
2050
01:09:24.130 –> 01:09:24.689
thoughts,
2051
01:09:24.710 –> 01:09:25.229
you know,
2052
01:09:25.229 –> 01:09:25.910
there was a lot of
2053
01:09:25.910 –> 01:09:26.430
things here
2054
01:09:27.229 –> 01:09:27.630
that
2055
01:09:27.630 –> 01:09:28.430
couldn’t live up
2056
01:09:28.430 –> 01:09:29.350
to the hype being
2057
01:09:29.350 –> 01:09:30.130
the first show
2058
01:09:30.130 –> 01:09:30.689
we’re going to watch
2059
01:09:30.689 –> 01:09:31.290
in a year.
2060
01:09:31.310 –> 01:09:31.630
Sure.
2061
01:09:31.729 –> 01:09:32.109
You know,
2062
01:09:32.109 –> 01:09:33.090
and it and it just
2063
01:09:33.090 –> 01:09:33.729
kind of went
2064
01:09:33.729 –> 01:09:34.290
that way.
2065
01:09:35.050 –> 01:09:36.149
In the live stream,
2066
01:09:36.170 –> 01:09:36.750
they’re laughing
2067
01:09:36.750 –> 01:09:37.350
at us because
2068
01:09:37.350 –> 01:09:38.250
basically we’re
2069
01:09:38.250 –> 01:09:38.930
doing the same
2070
01:09:38.930 –> 01:09:39.510
thing in our
2071
01:09:39.510 –> 01:09:40.090
episode that
2072
01:09:40.090 –> 01:09:40.550
they did in
2073
01:09:40.550 –> 01:09:41.010
that episode
2074
01:09:41.010 –> 01:09:41.370
where we’re
2075
01:09:41.370 –> 01:09:41.990
getting really
2076
01:09:41.990 –> 01:09:42.510
passionate
2077
01:09:42.510 –> 01:09:43.750
and angry
2078
01:09:43.750 –> 01:09:44.710
about something
2079
01:09:44.710 –> 01:09:46.050
is about
2080
01:09:46.050 –> 01:09:46.590
a comedy,
2081
01:09:46.670 –> 01:09:47.189
about something
2082
01:09:47.189 –> 01:09:48.050
is,
2083
01:09:48.050 –> 01:09:48.350
you know,
2084
01:09:48.750 –> 01:09:49.330
is right.
2085
01:09:49.529 –> 01:09:50.250
I love Robbie’s.
2086
01:09:50.250 –> 01:09:50.490
You were
2087
01:09:50.490 –> 01:09:50.890
currently doing
2088
01:09:50.890 –> 01:09:51.609
the same thing
2089
01:09:51.609 –> 01:09:52.229
except it’s
2090
01:09:52.229 –> 01:09:52.810
lasting two
2091
01:09:52.810 –> 01:09:53.370
hours instead
2092
01:09:53.370 –> 01:09:54.130
of 20 minutes.
2093
01:09:55.850 –> 01:09:56.550
I had another
2094
01:09:56.550 –> 01:09:57.130
question too
2095
01:09:57.130 –> 01:09:57.690
about this
2096
01:09:58.530 –> 01:09:59.550
and I think
2097
01:09:59.550 –> 01:10:00.290
Al you may
2098
01:10:00.290 –> 01:10:00.570
have said
2099
01:10:00.570 –> 01:10:01.030
something about
2100
01:10:01.030 –> 01:10:01.190
it,
2101
01:10:02.030 –> 01:10:02.430
but I look
2102
01:10:02.430 –> 01:10:02.830
to old
2103
01:10:02.830 –> 01:10:03.050
Dutch.
2104
01:10:03.170 –> 01:10:03.570
We don’t have
2105
01:10:03.570 –> 01:10:03.990
that down
2106
01:10:04.730 –> 01:10:05.410
old Dutch is
2107
01:10:05.410 –> 01:10:06.170
a real thing.
2108
01:10:06.570 –> 01:10:06.970
So is this
2109
01:10:06.970 –> 01:10:07.410
the first
2110
01:10:07.410 –> 01:10:08.110
product placement
2111
01:10:08.110 –> 01:10:09.630
we’ve seen
2112
01:10:09.630 –> 01:10:10.410
on letter
2113
01:10:10.410 –> 01:10:10.630
candy?
2114
01:10:11.130 –> 01:10:11.630
No,
2115
01:10:12.210 –> 01:10:12.550
letter candy
2116
01:10:12.550 –> 01:10:13.730
maybe not on
2117
01:10:13.730 –> 01:10:14.130
Schorzy.
2118
01:10:14.450 –> 01:10:15.350
There’s obviously
2119
01:10:15.350 –> 01:10:16.510
those are all
2120
01:10:16.510 –> 01:10:17.190
the ice cream.
2121
01:10:17.450 –> 01:10:18.210
you’re right.
2122
01:10:18.470 –> 01:10:18.950
Letter candy.
2123
01:10:20.430 –> 01:10:20.850
I believe
2124
01:10:20.850 –> 01:10:21.330
we’ve
2125
01:10:21.330 –> 01:10:21.690
talked about
2126
01:10:21.690 –> 01:10:22.110
they’ve
2127
01:10:22.110 –> 01:10:22.470
talked about
2128
01:10:22.470 –> 01:10:22.850
old Dutch
2129
01:10:22.850 –> 01:10:23.390
before.
2130
01:10:23.850 –> 01:10:24.270
They’ve talked
2131
01:10:24.270 –> 01:10:24.730
about like
2132
01:10:24.730 –> 01:10:24.950
different
2133
01:10:24.950 –> 01:10:25.290
beer
2134
01:10:25.290 –> 01:10:25.830
brands.
2135
01:10:26.010 –> 01:10:26.290
I mean,
2136
01:10:26.430 –> 01:10:26.790
let’s to
2137
01:10:26.790 –> 01:10:27.130
be
2138
01:10:27.130 –> 01:10:27.430
about
2139
01:10:27.430 –> 01:10:28.290
crystal clear
2140
01:10:28.290 –> 01:10:28.830
kind of that
2141
01:10:28.830 –> 01:10:29.210
kind of thing.
2142
01:10:29.630 –> 01:10:30.370
I never
2143
01:10:30.370 –> 01:10:30.830
did one of
2144
01:10:30.830 –> 01:10:31.010
these.
2145
01:10:31.730 –> 01:10:31.990
Oh,
2146
01:10:31.990 –> 01:10:32.470
I have my
2147
01:10:32.470 –> 01:10:32.930
old Dutch.
2148
01:10:33.030 –> 01:10:33.330
Yeah,
2149
01:10:33.510 –> 01:10:34.030
you know
2150
01:10:34.030 –> 01:10:34.470
what they
2151
01:10:34.470 –> 01:10:35.470
actually change the
2152
01:10:35.470 –> 01:10:36.430
bag because
2153
01:10:36.430 –> 01:10:37.310
that the bag
2154
01:10:37.310 –> 01:10:37.790
doesn’t look
2155
01:10:37.790 –> 01:10:38.530
like that.
2156
01:10:38.530 –> 01:10:38.770
Well,
2157
01:10:38.770 –> 01:10:39.090
maybe.
2158
01:10:39.710 –> 01:10:39.810
Yeah,
2159
01:10:39.810 –> 01:10:40.350
but it’s
2160
01:10:40.350 –> 01:10:40.730
still old
2161
01:10:40.730 –> 01:10:40.970
Dutch.
2162
01:10:40.970 –> 01:10:41.430
It’s still
2163
01:10:41.430 –> 01:10:41.890
commercial.
2164
01:10:41.890 –> 01:10:42.210
It’s still
2165
01:10:42.210 –> 01:10:42.650
a commercial.
2166
01:10:42.810 –> 01:10:42.910
Yeah,
2167
01:10:43.110 –> 01:10:43.430
it’s a
2168
01:10:43.430 –> 01:10:43.650
good point.
2169
01:10:43.730 –> 01:10:43.790
It didn’t feel
2170
01:10:43.790 –> 01:10:44.250
very much
2171
01:10:44.250 –> 01:10:44.630
in your
2172
01:10:44.630 –> 01:10:45.110
face.
2173
01:10:45.250 –> 01:10:45.430
Like,
2174
01:10:45.770 –> 01:10:45.930
you know,
2175
01:10:45.990 –> 01:10:46.090
which
2176
01:10:46.090 –> 01:10:46.450
we’re not
2177
01:10:46.450 –> 01:10:46.770
used.
2178
01:10:47.210 –> 01:10:47.810
It’s not like a
2179
01:10:47.810 –> 01:10:48.050
product.
2180
01:10:48.170 –> 01:10:48.430
Other than
2181
01:10:48.430 –> 01:10:48.790
like
2182
01:10:48.790 –> 01:10:49.070
Raleigh
2183
01:10:49.070 –> 01:10:49.230
and
2184
01:10:49.230 –> 01:10:49.490
Jonesy
2185
01:10:49.490 –> 01:10:49.810
are always
2186
01:10:49.810 –> 01:10:50.110
driving
2187
01:10:50.110 –> 01:10:50.690
a jeep.
2188
01:10:50.750 –> 01:10:50.870
So
2189
01:10:50.870 –> 01:10:51.290
there’s,
2190
01:10:51.470 –> 01:10:51.890
maybe there’s
2191
01:10:51.890 –> 01:10:52.090
something
2192
01:10:52.090 –> 01:10:52.750
there about
2193
01:10:52.750 –> 01:10:52.870
jeeps.
2194
01:10:52.870 –> 01:10:53.310
That’s more
2195
01:10:53.310 –> 01:10:53.610
subtle.
2196
01:10:53.790 –> 01:10:54.190
Yeah,
2197
01:10:54.190 –> 01:10:54.750
yeah,
2198
01:10:54.750 –> 01:10:54.950
you’re
2199
01:10:54.950 –> 01:10:55.070
right.
2200
01:10:55.070 –> 01:10:55.230
Yeah,
2201
01:10:56.270 –> 01:10:57.070
just to
2202
01:10:57.070 –> 01:10:57.590
cap off what
2203
01:10:57.590 –> 01:10:57.950
I was going to
2204
01:10:57.950 –> 01:10:58.430
say.
2205
01:10:59.970 –> 01:11:00.230
Two
2206
01:11:00.230 –> 01:11:00.930
things about
2207
01:11:00.930 –> 01:11:01.190
that,
2208
01:11:01.190 –> 01:11:01.510
it seemed
2209
01:11:01.510 –> 01:11:01.930
weird to
2210
01:11:01.930 –> 01:11:02.550
me.
2211
01:11:03.470 –> 01:11:03.590
There’s
2212
01:11:03.590 –> 01:11:03.910
an empty
2213
01:11:03.910 –> 01:11:04.350
chair
2214
01:11:04.350 –> 01:11:04.770
in the
2215
01:11:04.770 –> 01:11:05.150
circle,
2216
01:11:05.430 –> 01:11:05.790
which I
2217
01:11:05.790 –> 01:11:06.050
thought,
2218
01:11:06.450 –> 01:11:06.790
I don’t
2219
01:11:06.790 –> 01:11:07.170
know if that
2220
01:11:07.170 –> 01:11:07.530
was supposed
2221
01:11:07.530 –> 01:11:07.970
to be for
2222
01:11:07.970 –> 01:11:08.230
Bonnie.
2223
01:11:08.530 –> 01:11:08.870
It was
2224
01:11:08.870 –> 01:11:09.150
supposed to
2225
01:11:09.150 –> 01:11:09.330
be for
2226
01:11:09.330 –> 01:11:09.550
someone.
2227
01:11:09.630 –> 01:11:09.910
I felt
2228
01:11:09.910 –> 01:11:10.250
like they
2229
01:11:10.250 –> 01:11:10.570
missed an
2230
01:11:10.570 –> 01:11:11.050
opportunity
2231
01:11:11.050 –> 01:11:11.290
for
2232
01:11:11.290 –> 01:11:11.590
Dickens
2233
01:11:11.590 –> 01:11:11.950
in that
2234
01:11:11.950 –> 01:11:12.270
chair
2235
01:11:12.270 –> 01:11:13.110
because his
2236
01:11:13.110 –> 01:11:13.470
voice
2237
01:11:13.470 –> 01:11:13.890
in the
2238
01:11:13.890 –> 01:11:14.290
arguments
2239
01:11:14.750 –> 01:11:15.330
I thought
2240
01:11:15.330 –> 01:11:15.650
would have
2241
01:11:15.650 –> 01:11:15.810
been,
2242
01:11:15.810 –> 01:11:16.050
would have
2243
01:11:16.050 –> 01:11:16.310
been a
2244
01:11:16.310 –> 01:11:16.530
welcome
2245
01:11:16.530 –> 01:11:16.870
thing.
2246
01:11:16.950 –> 01:11:17.430
And then
2247
01:11:17.430 –> 01:11:17.650
Bonnie
2248
01:11:17.650 –> 01:11:18.010
does,
2249
01:11:18.010 –> 01:11:18.450
you know,
2250
01:11:18.550 –> 01:11:18.830
stays the
2251
01:11:18.830 –> 01:11:19.210
whole
2252
01:11:19.210 –> 01:11:19.910
situation by
2253
01:11:19.910 –> 01:11:20.550
showing up
2254
01:11:20.550 –> 01:11:21.030
and it’s
2255
01:11:21.030 –> 01:11:21.310
like,
2256
01:11:25.070 –> 01:11:25.650
What the fuck’s
2257
01:11:25.650 –> 01:11:25.890
going on?
2258
01:11:26.370 –> 01:11:27.050
They start
2259
01:11:27.050 –> 01:11:27.630
playing the
2260
01:11:27.630 –> 01:11:27.910
song,
2261
01:11:27.930 –> 01:11:28.190
which is
2262
01:11:28.190 –> 01:11:28.390
like,
2263
01:11:28.490 –> 01:11:28.650
love
2264
01:11:28.650 –> 01:11:29.190
something.
2265
01:11:29.410 –> 01:11:29.750
Yeah.
2266
01:11:29.750 –> 01:11:29.790
I
2267
01:11:29.790 –> 01:11:30.070
wrote a
2268
01:11:30.070 –> 01:11:30.230
dance
2269
01:11:30.230 –> 01:11:30.450
somewhere,
2270
01:11:30.590 –> 01:11:30.790
but
2271
01:11:30.790 –> 01:11:30.950
it’s
2272
01:11:30.950 –> 01:11:31.130
like,
2273
01:11:31.170 –> 01:11:31.330
wait,
2274
01:11:31.330 –> 01:11:31.630
do we
2275
01:11:31.630 –> 01:11:31.790
love
2276
01:11:31.790 –> 01:11:32.070
the chip
2277
01:11:32.070 –> 01:11:32.290
or do
2278
01:11:32.290 –> 01:11:32.610
we love
2279
01:11:32.610 –> 01:11:32.870
Bonnie
2280
01:11:32.870 –> 01:11:33.330
or do
2281
01:11:33.330 –> 01:11:33.670
we love
2282
01:11:33.670 –> 01:11:33.970
both?
2283
01:11:34.110 –> 01:11:34.510
Yeah.
2284
01:11:34.510 –> 01:11:34.850
And it’s
2285
01:11:34.850 –> 01:11:35.210
probably a
2286
01:11:35.210 –> 01:11:35.630
little bit of
2287
01:11:35.630 –> 01:11:35.870
us.
2288
01:11:36.110 –> 01:11:36.330
Yeah.
2289
01:11:36.330 –> 01:11:36.550
Bonnie
2290
01:11:36.550 –> 01:11:36.890
was that
2291
01:11:36.890 –> 01:11:37.410
person jumps
2292
01:11:37.410 –> 01:11:37.910
into our
2293
01:11:37.910 –> 01:11:38.410
DN group
2294
01:11:38.410 –> 01:11:39.010
after a
2295
01:11:39.010 –> 01:11:39.290
week and
2296
01:11:39.290 –> 01:11:39.510
there’s
2297
01:11:39.510 –> 01:11:39.710
like,
2298
01:11:39.710 –> 01:11:40.270
what the
2299
01:11:40.270 –> 01:11:40.610
actual
2300
01:11:40.610 –> 01:11:40.890
fuck.
2301
01:11:40.890 –> 01:11:41.610
What the fuck’s
2302
01:11:41.610 –> 01:11:42.010
going on
2303
01:11:42.010 –> 01:11:42.130
here?
2304
01:11:42.170 –> 01:11:42.350
Yeah.
2305
01:11:42.810 –> 01:11:43.290
All right.
2306
01:11:43.290 –> 01:11:43.650
That’s
2307
01:11:43.650 –> 01:11:43.910
great.
2308
01:11:44.110 –> 01:11:44.450
I love,
2309
01:11:44.610 –> 01:11:44.890
I love
2310
01:11:44.890 –> 01:11:45.590
the passion
2311
01:11:45.950 –> 01:11:46.310
we’ll
2312
01:11:46.310 –> 01:11:46.970
move on to
2313
01:11:46.970 –> 01:11:47.370
ratings.
2314
01:11:47.890 –> 01:11:48.110
No,
2315
01:11:48.130 –> 01:11:48.490
no,
2316
01:11:48.490 –> 01:11:48.630
no,
2317
01:11:48.630 –> 01:11:48.830
I have
2318
01:11:48.830 –> 01:11:49.210
more to
2319
01:11:49.210 –> 01:11:49.490
say.
2320
01:11:49.590 –> 01:11:49.750
Well,
2321
01:11:49.750 –> 01:11:50.110
you can say
2322
01:11:50.110 –> 01:11:50.470
during your
2323
01:11:50.470 –> 01:11:50.610
rating,
2324
01:11:50.810 –> 01:11:51.030
okay,
2325
01:11:51.150 –> 01:11:51.230
go
2326
01:11:51.230 –> 01:11:51.450
ahead.
2327
01:11:51.470 –> 01:11:51.770
God
2328
01:11:51.770 –> 01:11:51.970
damn
2329
01:11:52.710 –> 01:11:53.070
me.
2330
01:11:53.210 –> 01:11:53.390
First,
2331
01:11:53.510 –> 01:11:53.710
I mean,
2332
01:11:53.830 –> 01:11:54.010
first
2333
01:11:54.010 –> 01:11:54.310
of all,
2334
01:11:54.330 –> 01:11:54.490
do you
2335
01:11:54.490 –> 01:11:54.750
need to
2336
01:11:54.750 –> 01:11:54.930
go
2337
01:11:54.930 –> 01:11:55.130
for
2338
01:11:55.130 –> 01:11:55.590
air?
2339
01:11:55.650 –> 01:11:55.850
Do you
2340
01:11:55.850 –> 01:11:56.090
need to
2341
01:11:56.090 –> 01:11:56.490
know?
2342
01:11:57.370 –> 01:11:57.770
So first
2343
01:11:57.770 –> 01:11:57.950
of all,
2344
01:11:57.970 –> 01:11:58.350
about the
2345
01:11:58.350 –> 01:11:58.550
chips,
2346
01:11:58.630 –> 01:11:58.830
then
2347
01:11:58.830 –> 01:11:59.050
we’ll
2348
01:11:59.050 –> 01:11:59.330
get,
2349
01:11:59.750 –> 01:11:59.990
okay,
2350
01:12:00.130 –> 01:12:00.410
get to
2351
01:12:00.410 –> 01:12:00.730
the gyms.
2352
01:12:00.870 –> 01:12:01.270
Why are you
2353
01:12:01.270 –> 01:12:01.730
doing a
2354
01:12:01.730 –> 01:12:01.990
Twitter
2355
01:12:01.990 –> 01:12:02.390
poll on
2356
01:12:02.390 –> 01:12:02.570
this?
2357
01:12:02.870 –> 01:12:03.210
You know,
2358
01:12:03.270 –> 01:12:03.670
we haven’t
2359
01:12:03.670 –> 01:12:03.990
done a
2360
01:12:03.990 –> 01:12:04.150
tiny
2361
01:12:04.150 –> 01:12:05.070
Twitter poll.
2362
01:12:05.350 –> 01:12:05.710
Do a
2363
01:12:05.710 –> 01:12:06.130
chip poll.
2364
01:12:15.590 –> 01:12:16.270
A year ago,
2365
01:12:16.370 –> 01:12:16.770
we would have done,
2366
01:12:16.810 –> 01:12:17.150
here’s a
2367
01:12:17.150 –> 01:12:17.350
poll,
2368
01:12:17.530 –> 01:12:17.870
or a
2369
01:12:17.870 –> 01:12:18.370
math poll.
2370
01:12:18.590 –> 01:12:18.890
Yeah.
2371
01:12:18.890 –> 01:12:19.290
You know.
2372
01:12:19.290 –> 01:12:19.610
Okay,
2373
01:12:19.610 –> 01:12:20.210
I’ll do a
2374
01:12:20.210 –> 01:12:20.390
Twitter
2375
01:12:20.390 –> 01:12:20.990
poll on
2376
01:12:20.990 –> 01:12:21.390
chips.
2377
01:12:21.950 –> 01:12:22.390
So,
2378
01:12:22.390 –> 01:12:22.830
so,
2379
01:12:22.830 –> 01:12:23.190
okay,
2380
01:12:23.310 –> 01:12:23.850
so first
2381
01:12:23.850 –> 01:12:24.470
of all,
2382
01:12:24.570 –> 01:12:25.130
okay.
2383
01:12:25.450 –> 01:12:25.670
Okay,
2384
01:12:25.730 –> 01:12:25.910
Victor,
2385
01:12:25.990 –> 01:12:26.370
okay,
2386
01:12:26.430 –> 01:12:26.690
Victor,
2387
01:12:26.690 –> 01:12:27.110
okay.
2388
01:12:27.810 –> 01:12:28.250
So,
2389
01:12:29.010 –> 01:12:29.230
all
2390
01:12:29.230 –> 01:12:29.550
dressed,
2391
01:12:29.810 –> 01:12:30.010
right?
2392
01:12:30.930 –> 01:12:31.110
they’re
2393
01:12:31.110 –> 01:12:31.190
having,
2394
01:12:31.330 –> 01:12:31.690
the best,
2395
01:12:31.830 –> 01:12:32.030
I mean,
2396
01:12:32.370 –> 01:12:32.950
I don’t
2397
01:12:32.950 –> 01:12:33.310
understand,
2398
01:12:33.410 –> 01:12:34.150
it rhymes with the
2399
01:12:34.150 –> 01:12:34.590
best for
2400
01:12:34.590 –> 01:12:34.890
a reason,
2401
01:12:35.110 –> 01:12:35.670
all dressed is
2402
01:12:35.670 –> 01:12:36.690
I don’t understand this
2403
01:12:36.690 –> 01:12:37.710
consensus about
2404
01:12:37.710 –> 01:12:38.470
all dressed
2405
01:12:38.470 –> 01:12:39.250
somehow being
2406
01:12:39.250 –> 01:12:39.610
like the
2407
01:12:39.610 –> 01:12:40.050
best flavor,
2408
01:12:40.150 –> 01:12:40.690
based on
2409
01:12:40.690 –> 01:12:40.910
what?
2410
01:12:41.030 –> 01:12:41.390
That’s the
2411
01:12:41.390 –> 01:12:42.090
most ridiculous
2412
01:12:45.590 –> 01:12:45.910
not,
2413
01:12:46.150 –> 01:12:46.790
not
2414
01:12:47.510 –> 01:12:47.990
science,
2415
01:12:48.030 –> 01:12:49.350
maybe alchemy,
2416
01:12:49.370 –> 01:12:50.870
but all I can
2417
01:12:50.870 –> 01:12:51.630
say is,
2418
01:12:51.630 –> 01:12:52.290
you know,
2419
01:12:52.390 –> 01:12:53.230
all dressed is
2420
01:12:53.230 –> 01:12:53.850
basically,
2421
01:12:54.490 –> 01:12:54.970
basically
2422
01:12:54.970 –> 01:12:56.030
salt and vinegar
2423
01:12:56.030 –> 01:12:56.810
with a zing
2424
01:12:56.810 –> 01:12:57.550
with a bunch of
2425
01:12:57.550 –> 01:12:58.190
other flavors
2426
01:12:58.190 –> 01:12:58.650
that you’re
2427
01:12:58.650 –> 01:12:59.330
trying to kind of
2428
01:12:59.330 –> 01:12:59.910
figure out what they
2429
01:12:59.910 –> 01:13:00.050
are,
2430
01:13:00.050 –> 01:13:00.450
but it’s
2431
01:13:00.450 –> 01:13:01.410
the dominant
2432
01:13:01.410 –> 01:13:02.750
flavor in
2433
01:13:02.750 –> 01:13:03.510
in all dressed
2434
01:13:03.510 –> 01:13:03.970
to salt
2435
01:13:03.970 –> 01:13:04.350
and vinegar.
2436
01:13:04.370 –> 01:13:04.970
So it’s
2437
01:13:04.970 –> 01:13:05.770
salt and vinegar
2438
01:13:05.770 –> 01:13:06.210
kind of
2439
01:13:06.210 –> 01:13:06.790
with a zing.
2440
01:13:06.810 –> 01:13:07.210
That’s what
2441
01:13:07.210 –> 01:13:07.610
all dressed
2442
01:13:07.610 –> 01:13:08.330
tastes nothing
2443
01:13:08.330 –> 01:13:09.090
like salt and vinegar.
2444
01:13:09.150 –> 01:13:09.390
You don’t know
2445
01:13:09.390 –> 01:13:09.710
what the
2446
01:13:09.710 –> 01:13:09.990
hell you’re
2447
01:13:09.990 –> 01:13:10.510
talking about.
2448
01:13:10.550 –> 01:13:11.430
Nothing like
2449
01:13:11.430 –> 01:13:12.070
salt and vinegar.
2450
01:13:12.070 –> 01:13:12.890
Your taste buds
2451
01:13:12.890 –> 01:13:13.390
have been
2452
01:13:13.390 –> 01:13:13.750
stunted
2453
01:13:13.750 –> 01:13:14.170
with
2454
01:13:15.590 –> 01:13:16.050
vinegar.
2455
01:13:16.150 –> 01:13:16.670
What is your
2456
01:13:16.670 –> 01:13:17.430
favorite chip?
2457
01:13:18.870 –> 01:13:19.590
It goes
2458
01:13:19.590 –> 01:13:20.190
back and forth.
2459
01:13:20.190 –> 01:13:20.570
I’m a
2460
01:13:20.570 –> 01:13:21.090
simple guy.
2461
01:13:21.170 –> 01:13:21.810
I love
2462
01:13:21.810 –> 01:13:22.390
barbecue.
2463
01:13:23.070 –> 01:13:23.530
There’s
2464
01:13:23.530 –> 01:13:23.970
days I
2465
01:13:23.970 –> 01:13:25.130
enjoy sour
2466
01:13:25.130 –> 01:13:25.490
cream and
2467
01:13:25.490 –> 01:13:25.790
onion.
2468
01:13:26.170 –> 01:13:26.410
I will
2469
01:13:26.410 –> 01:13:27.010
have days
2470
01:13:27.010 –> 01:13:27.510
where,
2471
01:13:27.950 –> 01:13:28.150
you know
2472
01:13:28.150 –> 01:13:28.390
what,
2473
01:13:28.510 –> 01:13:29.230
I feel
2474
01:13:29.230 –> 01:13:29.670
like a
2475
01:13:29.670 –> 01:13:29.810
dill
2476
01:13:29.810 –> 01:13:30.070
pickle,
2477
01:13:30.290 –> 01:13:30.550
though that
2478
01:13:30.550 –> 01:13:30.830
those,
2479
01:13:30.830 –> 01:13:31.110
you know,
2480
01:13:31.170 –> 01:13:31.590
those days
2481
01:13:31.590 –> 01:13:31.970
are kind
2482
01:13:31.970 –> 01:13:32.350
of behind
2483
01:13:32.350 –> 01:13:32.890
me,
2484
01:13:32.970 –> 01:13:33.430
but,
2485
01:13:33.750 –> 01:13:34.190
typically,
2486
01:13:34.330 –> 01:13:34.530
I,
2487
01:13:34.610 –> 01:13:34.870
you know,
2488
01:13:34.870 –> 01:13:35.570
I will
2489
01:13:35.570 –> 01:13:35.970
always,
2490
01:13:36.130 –> 01:13:36.490
I will
2491
01:13:36.490 –> 01:13:36.690
never
2492
01:13:36.690 –> 01:13:37.190
turn down
2493
01:13:37.190 –> 01:13:37.570
barbecue.
2494
01:13:37.790 –> 01:13:37.990
That’s,
2495
01:13:37.990 –> 01:13:38.390
that’s one
2496
01:13:38.390 –> 01:13:39.030
of my
2497
01:13:39.030 –> 01:13:39.510
all time
2498
01:13:39.510 –> 01:13:40.070
favorites.
2499
01:13:40.190 –> 01:13:40.650
At least we
2500
01:13:40.650 –> 01:13:41.170
can agree on
2501
01:13:41.170 –> 01:13:41.290
that.
2502
01:13:41.730 –> 01:13:42.190
However,
2503
01:13:42.430 –> 01:13:43.570
all dressed is,
2504
01:13:43.570 –> 01:13:44.670
it’s salt.
2505
01:13:44.870 –> 01:13:45.310
It’s a
2506
01:13:45.310 –> 01:13:45.630
different
2507
01:13:45.630 –> 01:13:46.590
variation of
2508
01:13:46.590 –> 01:13:46.970
salt and
2509
01:13:46.970 –> 01:13:47.270
vinegar,
2510
01:13:47.610 –> 01:13:47.950
and people
2511
01:13:47.950 –> 01:13:48.390
need to
2512
01:13:48.390 –> 01:13:49.250
accept that.
2513
01:13:49.790 –> 01:13:50.170
It’s,
2514
01:13:50.170 –> 01:13:50.550
it’s not,
2515
01:13:50.550 –> 01:13:51.130
it’s like,
2516
01:13:51.270 –> 01:13:51.590
it’s not all that.
2517
01:13:51.590 –> 01:13:51.910
I don’t like
2518
01:13:51.910 –> 01:13:52.290
salt and
2519
01:13:52.290 –> 01:13:52.510
vinegar,
2520
01:13:52.510 –> 01:13:53.030
but I love
2521
01:13:53.030 –> 01:13:53.330
to all
2522
01:13:53.330 –> 01:13:53.490
dressed.
2523
01:13:53.690 –> 01:13:54.670
I do not like salt and vinegar.
2524
01:13:54.750 –> 01:13:55.090
whatever.
2525
01:13:55.650 –> 01:13:56.390
That’s fine.
2526
01:13:56.410 –> 01:13:56.890
That’s fine.
2527
01:13:56.970 –> 01:13:58.090
All I’m saying is,
2528
01:13:58.370 –> 01:13:59.630
and then
2529
01:13:59.630 –> 01:13:59.930
Caesar,
2530
01:14:00.370 –> 01:14:01.170
first of all,
2531
01:14:01.190 –> 01:14:01.750
soft,
2532
01:14:02.250 –> 01:14:02.450
by,
2533
01:14:02.450 –> 01:14:03.510
by going
2534
01:14:03.510 –> 01:14:04.150
into the
2535
01:14:04.150 –> 01:14:04.970
Bloody Mary thing,
2536
01:14:05.050 –> 01:14:05.330
because
2537
01:14:05.330 –> 01:14:06.110
Bloody Mary and
2538
01:14:06.110 –> 01:14:06.790
Caesar are
2539
01:14:06.790 –> 01:14:07.470
not the same
2540
01:14:07.470 –> 01:14:07.750
drinks.
2541
01:14:08.210 –> 01:14:08.670
They are not.
2542
01:14:08.750 –> 01:14:09.770
Bloody Mary is like,
2543
01:14:09.770 –> 01:14:10.070
you know,
2544
01:14:10.110 –> 01:14:10.430
it’s,
2545
01:14:10.430 –> 01:14:10.810
it’s,
2546
01:14:10.810 –> 01:14:11.670
it’s like a flat,
2547
01:14:11.670 –> 01:14:12.270
you know,
2548
01:14:12.390 –> 01:14:13.070
flat tonic
2549
01:14:13.070 –> 01:14:13.850
water where,
2550
01:14:13.910 –> 01:14:14.350
you know,
2551
01:14:14.870 –> 01:14:15.850
a Caesar is like a
2552
01:14:15.850 –> 01:14:16.430
beautiful,
2553
01:14:17.110 –> 01:14:17.630
flavorful.
2554
01:14:17.670 –> 01:14:18.510
They’re both fucking
2555
01:14:18.510 –> 01:14:18.970
disgusting.
2556
01:14:19.710 –> 01:14:21.310
Mike’s got his own out now.
2557
01:14:21.310 –> 01:14:21.730
Well played,
2558
01:14:21.930 –> 01:14:22.050
Mike.
2559
01:14:22.450 –> 01:14:23.230
That’s fine.
2560
01:14:23.450 –> 01:14:23.950
That’s fine.
2561
01:14:24.590 –> 01:14:25.810
And I would,
2562
01:14:25.830 –> 01:14:26.050
you know,
2563
01:14:26.050 –> 01:14:26.670
I’d be first
2564
01:14:26.670 –> 01:14:27.670
in line to,
2565
01:14:27.670 –> 01:14:28.450
to get a,
2566
01:14:28.450 –> 01:14:29.050
to get,
2567
01:14:29.430 –> 01:14:29.890
to get a
2568
01:14:29.890 –> 01:14:30.710
Caesar flavored
2569
01:14:30.710 –> 01:14:31.770
potato chip.
2570
01:14:31.770 –> 01:14:32.370
But anyway,
2571
01:14:32.370 –> 01:14:33.010
what would it taste like?
2572
01:14:33.090 –> 01:14:33.590
Yeah.
2573
01:14:33.590 –> 01:14:34.310
It would taste
2574
01:14:34.310 –> 01:14:34.970
like a
2575
01:14:34.970 –> 01:14:35.610
fucking Caesar.
2576
01:14:35.750 –> 01:14:36.170
What do you think?
2577
01:14:41.270 –> 01:14:42.010
The seasoning
2578
01:14:42.010 –> 01:14:42.710
they do on the
2579
01:14:42.710 –> 01:14:43.170
rim of the
2580
01:14:43.170 –> 01:14:43.310
Caesar.
2581
01:14:43.390 –> 01:14:43.950
That’s the only thing
2582
01:14:43.950 –> 01:14:44.510
that I liked about
2583
01:14:44.510 –> 01:14:45.330
the Caesar that I had.
2584
01:14:45.350 –> 01:14:45.590
No,
2585
01:14:45.650 –> 01:14:47.090
that would be on the
2586
01:14:47.090 –> 01:14:47.950
rim of the chip.
2587
01:14:48.550 –> 01:14:48.630
And,
2588
01:14:48.750 –> 01:14:49.150
but the chip
2589
01:14:49.150 –> 01:14:49.910
would be infused
2590
01:14:49.910 –> 01:14:50.610
with the actual
2591
01:14:50.610 –> 01:14:51.310
Caesar flavor.
2592
01:14:51.310 –> 01:14:52.030
So get us some
2593
01:14:52.030 –> 01:14:52.770
Caesar rim chips
2594
01:14:52.770 –> 01:14:53.090
and we’re
2595
01:14:53.090 –> 01:14:53.630
good to go.
2596
01:14:53.730 –> 01:14:54.250
I don’t know.
2597
01:14:54.250 –> 01:14:54.730
You’re saying
2598
01:14:54.730 –> 01:14:55.410
rim too much.
2599
01:14:55.550 –> 01:14:56.070
Let’s stop saying
2600
01:14:56.070 –> 01:14:56.430
rim,
2601
01:14:56.530 –> 01:14:57.050
please.
2602
01:14:58.450 –> 01:14:59.200
So speaking of
2603
01:14:59.770 –> 01:15:00.430
with a
2604
01:15:00.430 –> 01:15:01.150
dust of
2605
01:15:01.150 –> 01:15:01.730
Worcestershire.
2606
01:15:01.830 –> 01:15:02.250
They have
2607
01:15:02.250 –> 01:15:03.090
the ketchup chips.
2608
01:15:03.490 –> 01:15:03.610
Yeah.
2609
01:15:03.630 –> 01:15:04.450
So speaking of
2610
01:15:04.450 –> 01:15:04.670
rims,
2611
01:15:04.670 –> 01:15:05.370
let’s go back to
2612
01:15:05.370 –> 01:15:05.710
the gym.
2613
01:15:06.790 –> 01:15:08.130
so I’ve got to,
2614
01:15:08.130 –> 01:15:08.750
nice segue.
2615
01:15:09.170 –> 01:15:09.730
Thank you.
2616
01:15:09.730 –> 01:15:11.150
So I’ve got two,
2617
01:15:11.150 –> 01:15:11.570
two issues
2618
01:15:11.570 –> 01:15:12.130
at the gym.
2619
01:15:12.530 –> 01:15:12.850
One,
2620
01:15:13.150 –> 01:15:13.810
first of all,
2621
01:15:13.910 –> 01:15:14.510
and this is
2622
01:15:14.510 –> 01:15:14.930
not a gay
2623
01:15:14.930 –> 01:15:16.170
or straight thing.
2624
01:15:16.710 –> 01:15:17.910
Aside from Ron
2625
01:15:17.910 –> 01:15:18.290
Jeremy,
2626
01:15:18.310 –> 01:15:19.070
and only because
2627
01:15:19.070 –> 01:15:19.570
it’s pop,
2628
01:15:19.570 –> 01:15:20.610
part of pop culture,
2629
01:15:20.690 –> 01:15:21.230
I don’t think
2630
01:15:21.230 –> 01:15:22.010
anybody can
2631
01:15:22.010 –> 01:15:22.910
rhyme off like
2632
01:15:22.910 –> 01:15:24.030
five to ten
2633
01:15:25.150 –> 01:15:25.990
porn stars,
2634
01:15:26.130 –> 01:15:26.870
gay or straight.
2635
01:15:27.330 –> 01:15:27.790
So it doesn’t
2636
01:15:27.790 –> 01:15:28.250
make sense.
2637
01:15:28.490 –> 01:15:28.730
Male or female?
2638
01:15:29.610 –> 01:15:30.430
Does it matter?
2639
01:15:30.970 –> 01:15:31.110
Well,
2640
01:15:31.150 –> 01:15:31.650
I can.
2641
01:15:31.990 –> 01:15:32.790
Back in my day,
2642
01:15:32.790 –> 01:15:33.470
I could probably name
2643
01:15:33.470 –> 01:15:34.110
a couple of
2644
01:15:34.110 –> 01:15:34.790
female porn stars.
2645
01:15:35.190 –> 01:15:35.870
Okay, couple,
2646
01:15:36.110 –> 01:15:36.710
but ten?
2647
01:15:36.950 –> 01:15:37.410
Come on.
2648
01:15:37.510 –> 01:15:38.010
Okay, but this
2649
01:15:38.010 –> 01:15:38.870
never bothered you
2650
01:15:38.870 –> 01:15:39.430
before when they
2651
01:15:39.430 –> 01:15:40.190
were naming off
2652
01:15:40.190 –> 01:15:41.510
like EMO bands
2653
01:15:41.510 –> 01:15:42.270
or whatever.
2654
01:15:42.730 –> 01:15:43.910
This is a judgment-free
2655
01:15:43.910 –> 01:15:44.190
zone,
2656
01:15:44.390 –> 01:15:44.510
Victor.
2657
01:15:44.630 –> 01:15:45.250
Someone with a name
2658
01:15:45.250 –> 01:15:46.110
on porn stars
2659
01:15:46.110 –> 01:15:46.970
have to name them off.
2660
01:15:48.310 –> 01:15:49.210
If you’re into porn,
2661
01:15:49.250 –> 01:15:49.790
good for you.
2662
01:15:49.890 –> 01:15:50.530
That’s great stuff.
2663
01:15:50.530 –> 01:15:51.050
I feel like
2664
01:15:51.050 –> 01:15:51.770
you’re feeling very
2665
01:15:51.770 –> 01:15:52.250
judgy right now.
2666
01:15:52.530 –> 01:15:53.150
I challenge,
2667
01:15:53.150 –> 01:15:53.930
I challenge
2668
01:15:53.930 –> 01:15:54.930
anybody who is
2669
01:15:54.930 –> 01:15:56.070
a porn fanatic
2670
01:15:56.070 –> 01:15:56.590
to actually
2671
01:15:56.590 –> 01:15:57.190
know the
2672
01:15:57.190 –> 01:15:57.710
celebrities.
2673
01:15:58.150 –> 01:15:58.650
Wasn’t that
2674
01:15:58.650 –> 01:15:59.490
one of your jobs,
2675
01:15:59.970 –> 01:16:01.010
Because I’ve
2676
01:16:01.010 –> 01:16:02.310
been dying to hear it.
2677
01:16:02.350 –> 01:16:02.690
Yes, it was
2678
01:16:02.690 –> 01:16:03.430
one of my jobs,
2679
01:16:03.450 –> 01:16:04.210
but I didn’t have
2680
01:16:04.210 –> 01:16:05.030
to know the names
2681
01:16:05.030 –> 01:16:06.470
of the actual
2682
01:16:06.470 –> 01:16:07.250
actors
2683
01:16:07.250 –> 01:16:08.570
and actresses.
2684
01:16:08.570 –> 01:16:09.150
Did you get
2685
01:16:09.150 –> 01:16:10.370
Fitz Bowie on it?
2686
01:16:12.310 –> 01:16:13.950
I don’t think so.
2687
01:16:13.970 –> 01:16:15.050
I don’t think so.
2688
01:16:15.050 –> 01:16:15.930
I think I was,
2689
01:16:16.170 –> 01:16:16.770
I was even back then,
2690
01:16:16.770 –> 01:16:17.390
I was thinking
2691
01:16:17.390 –> 01:16:18.330
of train trips
2692
01:16:19.130 –> 01:16:20.370
and not plane trips.
2693
01:16:20.370 –> 01:16:20.850
Yeah, you were.
2694
01:16:21.090 –> 01:16:21.710
Like in the trains.
2695
01:16:22.590 –> 01:16:22.690
Okay.
2696
01:16:23.090 –> 01:16:23.450
But anyway,
2697
01:16:23.550 –> 01:16:24.730
we got to start moving on.
2698
01:16:25.030 –> 01:16:26.710
So that’s the first
2699
01:16:26.710 –> 01:16:27.450
part about the gym
2700
01:16:27.450 –> 01:16:27.990
that I thought
2701
01:16:27.990 –> 01:16:28.930
was like a little
2702
01:16:28.930 –> 01:16:29.450
bit goofy.
2703
01:16:29.970 –> 01:16:30.810
The second part
2704
01:16:31.410 –> 01:16:31.890
was
2705
01:16:31.890 –> 01:16:32.830
too much,
2706
01:16:32.830 –> 01:16:33.550
too much front,
2707
01:16:33.650 –> 01:16:34.570
too much frontal
2708
01:16:34.570 –> 01:16:35.130
nudity.
2709
01:16:36.330 –> 01:16:38.030
The whole thing about,
2710
01:16:38.570 –> 01:16:39.790
and he was almost like,
2711
01:16:39.790 –> 01:16:40.530
like a Wilson,
2712
01:16:40.530 –> 01:16:40.890
right?
2713
01:16:40.990 –> 01:16:42.170
Where you kind of see,
2714
01:16:42.570 –> 01:16:43.350
you see the eyes,
2715
01:16:43.410 –> 01:16:43.990
but you don’t see
2716
01:16:43.990 –> 01:16:44.770
the whole face.
2717
01:16:44.890 –> 01:16:45.690
And you kind of,
2718
01:16:45.750 –> 01:16:46.790
you kind of think,
2719
01:16:46.790 –> 01:16:47.190
you know,
2720
01:16:47.210 –> 01:16:48.550
obviously he’s probably gay,
2721
01:16:48.630 –> 01:16:49.650
but, but it’s,
2722
01:16:49.690 –> 01:16:51.050
it’s always kind of well,
2723
01:16:52.010 –> 01:16:52.750
it’s clever.
2724
01:16:52.910 –> 01:16:53.790
It’s always kind of
2725
01:16:53.790 –> 01:16:54.850
clever and kind of clever.
2726
01:16:55.190 –> 01:16:56.090
He kind of showed
2727
01:16:56.090 –> 01:16:56.770
all his cards
2728
01:16:56.770 –> 01:16:57.350
in this one.
2729
01:16:57.410 –> 01:16:58.030
Like, you know,
2730
01:16:58.070 –> 01:16:59.030
he blew the load.
2731
01:16:59.330 –> 01:17:00.070
Like it’s just,
2732
01:17:00.210 –> 01:17:01.270
But after 11 seasons,
2733
01:17:01.270 –> 01:17:02.270
we can’t get that?
2734
01:17:02.630 –> 01:17:03.530
No, you can,
2735
01:17:03.610 –> 01:17:04.290
but why?
2736
01:17:04.710 –> 01:17:04.910
Why?
2737
01:17:05.970 –> 01:17:06.850
I understand.
2738
01:17:07.310 –> 01:17:08.450
I get it.
2739
01:17:10.870 –> 01:17:11.750
On Crave,
2740
01:17:12.070 –> 01:17:13.090
you said you saw
2741
01:17:13.090 –> 01:17:14.830
the frontal nudity on Crave.
2742
01:17:15.050 –> 01:17:16.350
I thought it was blurred out.
2743
01:17:17.010 –> 01:17:17.370
And it went,
2744
01:17:17.850 –> 01:17:18.550
and maybe the live stream
2745
01:17:18.550 –> 01:17:19.110
came back to me.
2746
01:17:19.310 –> 01:17:19.810
I thought,
2747
01:17:19.830 –> 01:17:20.970
when I looked at the magazine,
2748
01:17:21.370 –> 01:17:22.170
it was…
2749
01:17:22.170 –> 01:17:22.690
No, no,
2750
01:17:22.690 –> 01:17:23.670
I was using a metaphor.
2751
01:17:23.850 –> 01:17:24.570
I don’t mean frontal.
2752
01:17:24.690 –> 01:17:25.430
No, no, no.
2753
01:17:25.490 –> 01:17:26.090
I was a metaphor.
2754
01:17:26.370 –> 01:17:27.230
I thought you were saying saw.
2755
01:17:27.230 –> 01:17:27.730
Hold on.
2756
01:17:27.790 –> 01:17:28.890
There was nothing blurred
2757
01:17:28.890 –> 01:17:30.230
in what we saw
2758
01:17:30.230 –> 01:17:31.390
on our side.
2759
01:17:31.550 –> 01:17:32.610
I wasn’t referring
2760
01:17:32.610 –> 01:17:33.930
to anything in the magazine.
2761
01:17:34.170 –> 01:17:34.790
I was,
2762
01:17:34.790 –> 01:17:35.030
I was,
2763
01:17:35.090 –> 01:17:36.610
I was using that as a metaphor.
2764
01:17:37.590 –> 01:17:39.550
Glenn was exposing himself.
2765
01:17:40.110 –> 01:17:41.190
Yeah, he exposed himself.
2766
01:17:41.550 –> 01:17:42.030
Yeah, sorry.
2767
01:17:44.010 –> 01:17:44.830
It’s almost like
2768
01:17:44.830 –> 01:17:46.170
the chip contest all over again.
2769
01:17:46.170 –> 01:17:47.150
I should have been more clear.
2770
01:17:48.150 –> 01:17:49.750
But all I’m saying is like
2771
01:17:49.750 –> 01:17:50.510
he blew the load.
2772
01:17:50.750 –> 01:17:51.450
Like he should have,
2773
01:17:51.510 –> 01:17:52.390
like it just too much.
2774
01:17:52.470 –> 01:17:52.990
Like at the end,
2775
01:17:53.090 –> 01:17:53.450
like, yes,
2776
01:17:53.450 –> 01:17:54.350
it’s funny about,
2777
01:17:54.430 –> 01:17:54.590
you know,
2778
01:17:54.590 –> 01:17:55.510
any non-doctors
2779
01:17:55.510 –> 01:17:56.770
can give me a prostate exam.
2780
01:17:57.070 –> 01:17:57.530
But then,
2781
01:17:58.030 –> 01:17:58.930
he’s basically saying,
2782
01:17:59.050 –> 01:17:59.570
yes, I’m gay.
2783
01:17:59.690 –> 01:18:00.710
I couldn’t be more gay
2784
01:18:00.710 –> 01:18:02.330
than I am right now.
2785
01:18:02.510 –> 01:18:03.030
And it’s like,
2786
01:18:03.030 –> 01:18:03.350
why?
2787
01:18:03.410 –> 01:18:04.010
Why go there?
2788
01:18:04.110 –> 01:18:04.650
Like keep it,
2789
01:18:04.650 –> 01:18:05.030
keep it,
2790
01:18:05.030 –> 01:18:06.350
keep it a fun little mystery
2791
01:18:06.350 –> 01:18:07.230
that we can continue
2792
01:18:07.230 –> 01:18:08.070
to have fun with.
2793
01:18:08.570 –> 01:18:09.630
And he just basically
2794
01:18:09.630 –> 01:18:10.670
just exposed himself.
2795
01:18:10.670 –> 01:18:11.630
I hear you with that Victor.
2796
01:18:11.710 –> 01:18:13.070
And I don’t disagree
2797
01:18:13.070 –> 01:18:14.330
except I think the point
2798
01:18:14.330 –> 01:18:15.350
of those scenes were more
2799
01:18:15.350 –> 01:18:16.750
about Riley and Jonesy
2800
01:18:16.750 –> 01:18:20.250
trying to get him to admit it.
2801
01:18:20.270 –> 01:18:20.330
But they,
2802
01:18:20.330 –> 01:18:20.970
but they,
2803
01:18:20.970 –> 01:18:22.030
but they missed the mark.
2804
01:18:22.330 –> 01:18:22.410
They,
2805
01:18:22.410 –> 01:18:23.570
Michael’s missed the mark.
2806
01:18:23.590 –> 01:18:23.950
Okay.
2807
01:18:23.950 –> 01:18:24.530
I don’t,
2808
01:18:24.530 –> 01:18:25.310
I don’t disagree.
2809
01:18:25.490 –> 01:18:25.690
Anyway,
2810
01:18:25.710 –> 01:18:26.390
let’s move on.
2811
01:18:26.410 –> 01:18:27.110
Yeah, we’ll move on
2812
01:18:27.110 –> 01:18:27.930
because I don’t want this
2813
01:18:27.930 –> 01:18:28.810
to be a record episode,
2814
01:18:28.810 –> 01:18:29.490
but I’m loving
2815
01:18:29.490 –> 01:18:30.690
all the energy here.
2816
01:18:30.690 –> 01:18:31.530
And everyone on,
2817
01:18:31.530 –> 01:18:32.490
on the live stream
2818
01:18:32.490 –> 01:18:35.130
is loving Ragey Victor,
2819
01:18:35.150 –> 01:18:35.670
by the way,
2820
01:18:35.670 –> 01:18:35.910
they,
2821
01:18:37.470 –> 01:18:38.950
so we’re going to move on to,
2822
01:18:38.950 –> 01:18:39.170
yeah,
2823
01:18:39.170 –> 01:18:40.150
we’re going to move on to ratings.
2824
01:18:40.230 –> 01:18:40.910
So I’m going to start
2825
01:18:41.450 –> 01:18:42.990
just to remind everybody.
2826
01:18:43.070 –> 01:18:44.950
We have a rating scale
2827
01:18:44.950 –> 01:18:45.730
of Fresh,
2828
01:18:46.050 –> 01:18:47.310
Clearance and Compost
2829
01:18:47.310 –> 01:18:49.010
and Fresh obviously
2830
01:18:49.010 –> 01:18:49.910
being the best
2831
01:18:49.910 –> 01:18:51.450
and Clearance being middle
2832
01:18:51.450 –> 01:18:52.810
and Compost being the worst.
2833
01:18:53.770 –> 01:18:54.790
So I’m going to start,
2834
01:18:54.850 –> 01:18:56.090
but I’m going to just kind of
2835
01:18:56.090 –> 01:18:57.670
just respond to a few things.
2836
01:18:58.170 –> 01:18:58.790
A few of the issues
2837
01:18:58.790 –> 01:18:59.690
Victor said he had.
2838
01:19:00.150 –> 01:19:01.510
First of all,
2839
01:19:01.870 –> 01:19:03.170
season 10 ended
2840
01:19:03.910 –> 01:19:05.110
with no cliffhanger.
2841
01:19:05.110 –> 01:19:06.510
Season 10 was all about
2842
01:19:06.510 –> 01:19:07.810
setting up Shorzy, right?
2843
01:19:08.170 –> 01:19:08.890
So there’s nothing,
2844
01:19:09.370 –> 01:19:10.110
it ended on,
2845
01:19:10.430 –> 01:19:11.650
there’s no continuation
2846
01:19:11.650 –> 01:19:12.990
of a story from season 10
2847
01:19:12.990 –> 01:19:14.390
that we should have been expecting
2848
01:19:14.390 –> 01:19:16.070
in episode one of season 11.
2849
01:19:16.890 –> 01:19:17.710
Having said that,
2850
01:19:18.030 –> 01:19:18.690
I agree,
2851
01:19:18.990 –> 01:19:20.010
this episode here
2852
01:19:20.010 –> 01:19:20.870
doesn’t feel like
2853
01:19:20.870 –> 01:19:22.090
the beginning of a season.
2854
01:19:22.610 –> 01:19:23.790
It feels kind of like
2855
01:19:23.790 –> 01:19:25.170
a standalone episode.
2856
01:19:25.790 –> 01:19:26.450
I get that
2857
01:19:26.450 –> 01:19:28.030
because there’s not really
2858
01:19:28.030 –> 01:19:28.810
any story here.
2859
01:19:29.070 –> 01:19:29.750
It’s all about,
2860
01:19:30.650 –> 01:19:31.450
it’s Fartbook,
2861
01:19:31.530 –> 01:19:32.150
it’s Fartbook
2862
01:19:32.150 –> 01:19:34.170
or it’s Uncle Eddie’s Trust.
2863
01:19:34.170 –> 01:19:35.250
The concept episode.
2864
01:19:35.250 –> 01:19:36.770
It’s a concept episode
2865
01:19:36.770 –> 01:19:38.210
right off the bat.
2866
01:19:38.650 –> 01:19:39.150
So yes,
2867
01:19:39.210 –> 01:19:40.430
but there’s a lot of stuff in here
2868
01:19:40.430 –> 01:19:41.890
that’s classic Letter Kenny,
2869
01:19:42.030 –> 01:19:42.810
the overacting,
2870
01:19:43.590 –> 01:19:45.490
the overly dramatic stuff,
2871
01:19:45.770 –> 01:19:47.230
the cold open classic Letter Kenny.
2872
01:19:47.510 –> 01:19:48.390
There’s so much of this
2873
01:19:48.390 –> 01:19:49.450
that’s classic,
2874
01:19:49.570 –> 01:19:50.310
classic Letter Kenny
2875
01:19:50.310 –> 01:19:51.490
in season 11.
2876
01:19:52.530 –> 01:19:53.210
And again,
2877
01:19:54.230 –> 01:19:55.630
after the first viewing,
2878
01:19:56.010 –> 01:19:57.490
I would have maybe given this
2879
01:19:57.490 –> 01:19:58.250
a low clearance,
2880
01:19:58.310 –> 01:19:59.530
maybe even a Compost,
2881
01:19:59.750 –> 01:20:00.890
but after watching it
2882
01:20:00.890 –> 01:20:01.510
a second time,
2883
01:20:01.910 –> 01:20:02.670
I get it
2884
01:20:02.670 –> 01:20:03.750
and I really enjoyed it
2885
01:20:03.750 –> 01:20:04.450
and I thought it was funny,
2886
01:20:04.550 –> 01:20:06.050
so I’m going to give it a fresh.
2887
01:20:06.350 –> 01:20:06.650
Wow.
2888
01:20:06.730 –> 01:20:07.150
Yeah.
2889
01:20:08.410 –> 01:20:08.790
Wow.
2890
01:20:10.090 –> 01:20:11.410
So, you know,
2891
01:20:11.910 –> 01:20:13.730
on the individual performances,
2892
01:20:14.430 –> 01:20:15.710
on the individual
2893
01:20:15.710 –> 01:20:17.090
kind of skits,
2894
01:20:17.090 –> 01:20:17.830
if you will,
2895
01:20:18.070 –> 01:20:19.310
I would give it a clearance.
2896
01:20:19.610 –> 01:20:20.410
I’d give it a pass,
2897
01:20:20.410 –> 01:20:21.650
but as a season opener,
2898
01:20:21.770 –> 01:20:22.790
as an episode,
2899
01:20:23.130 –> 01:20:24.790
as something that leads
2900
01:20:24.790 –> 01:20:26.110
to the second episode
2901
01:20:26.110 –> 01:20:27.310
that wants me,
2902
01:20:27.350 –> 01:20:28.270
it gets me excited
2903
01:20:28.270 –> 01:20:30.250
to kind of watch the next episode,
2904
01:20:30.290 –> 01:20:32.530
feel like I’ve gotten into,
2905
01:20:32.530 –> 01:20:34.310
we started season one
2906
01:20:34.310 –> 01:20:35.570
to start with a,
2907
01:20:35.570 –> 01:20:37.650
with this,
2908
01:20:39.770 –> 01:20:40.550
I just,
2909
01:20:40.650 –> 01:20:41.330
I don’t get it.
2910
01:20:41.570 –> 01:20:41.650
Like,
2911
01:20:41.890 –> 01:20:43.350
so I have to,
2912
01:20:43.510 –> 01:20:43.910
and again,
2913
01:20:43.990 –> 01:20:45.110
I’m a little conflicted
2914
01:20:45.110 –> 01:20:46.310
now that we’re kind of getting
2915
01:20:46.310 –> 01:20:47.930
all of this
2916
01:20:47.930 –> 01:20:49.330
kind of closeness
2917
01:20:49.330 –> 01:20:51.130
with the cast
2918
01:20:51.130 –> 01:20:53.230
and all that stuff.
2919
01:20:53.230 –> 01:20:53.910
But again,
2920
01:20:54.130 –> 01:20:55.690
in the world that we’re in,
2921
01:20:55.690 –> 01:20:57.350
in the Letter Kenny universe,
2922
01:20:58.890 –> 01:21:00.230
this is a Compost.
2923
01:21:00.230 –> 01:21:01.070
Sorry, Jared.
2924
01:21:01.070 –> 01:21:02.150
Oh, wow.
2925
01:21:02.150 –> 01:21:02.870
You know,
2926
01:21:03.370 –> 01:21:03.810
it’s,
2927
01:21:04.450 –> 01:21:04.650
you know,
2928
01:21:04.670 –> 01:21:05.390
he’s the only one
2929
01:21:05.390 –> 01:21:06.630
he wrote a letter to, Vic.
2930
01:21:06.790 –> 01:21:09.110
You’re the only one Jared wrote a letter to.
2931
01:21:09.730 –> 01:21:10.390
I, hey, you know what?
2932
01:21:10.530 –> 01:21:10.690
He was,
2933
01:21:10.750 –> 01:21:11.670
he was aware that
2934
01:21:11.670 –> 01:21:12.770
he got him with Shorzy.
2935
01:21:13.070 –> 01:21:14.150
He knew Letter Kenny.
2936
01:21:14.150 –> 01:21:15.230
Yeah, he got me with Shorzy.
2937
01:21:15.450 –> 01:21:16.290
And that’s,
2938
01:21:16.310 –> 01:21:16.910
and I get it.
2939
01:21:16.990 –> 01:21:18.010
Hey, I,
2940
01:21:18.010 –> 01:21:19.010
hey, I get it.
2941
01:21:19.010 –> 01:21:21.030
I know if people are telling me
2942
01:21:21.030 –> 01:21:22.610
that they love this episode,
2943
01:21:22.750 –> 01:21:24.790
that this is pure classic Letter Kenny.
2944
01:21:24.970 –> 01:21:25.230
Yeah.
2945
01:21:25.230 –> 01:21:26.090
I totally get it.
2946
01:21:26.090 –> 01:21:26.930
I’m not going to,
2947
01:21:26.930 –> 01:21:27.650
I’m not going to change.
2948
01:21:27.650 –> 01:21:29.170
The brilliance of this episode,
2949
01:21:29.170 –> 01:21:31.450
it has caused a lot of discussion
2950
01:21:31.450 –> 01:21:33.770
on social media about chips.
2951
01:21:33.950 –> 01:21:35.110
Like there’s a lot of people arguing
2952
01:21:35.110 –> 01:21:36.830
about their favorite chips on social media.
2953
01:21:36.850 –> 01:21:39.010
So they’ve done like a bunch of things
2954
01:21:39.010 –> 01:21:40.170
right with this episode.
2955
01:21:40.270 –> 01:21:41.130
No, no, that’s fine.
2956
01:21:41.370 –> 01:21:42.030
And I love opinion.
2957
01:21:42.030 –> 01:21:42.370
Yeah.
2958
01:21:42.390 –> 01:21:44.670
My opinion stays in the world
2959
01:21:44.670 –> 01:21:46.630
that we’ve created in a rating system
2960
01:21:46.630 –> 01:21:47.690
that we believe in.
2961
01:21:48.550 –> 01:21:49.290
Yeah, it is.
2962
01:21:49.390 –> 01:21:50.730
It is a Compost because
2963
01:21:50.730 –> 01:21:52.190
I can only hope
2964
01:21:52.190 –> 01:21:53.390
that it gets better from here.
2965
01:21:53.390 –> 01:21:55.150
I love when you started talking
2966
01:21:55.150 –> 01:21:57.450
about your rating right away.
2967
01:21:57.570 –> 01:21:58.290
Trace wrote,
2968
01:21:58.450 –> 01:22:00.330
this mofo going to give Compost
2969
01:22:00.330 –> 01:22:01.850
on the opening episode.
2970
01:22:03.950 –> 01:22:07.040
Tanya, passionate Victor.
2971
01:22:07.460 –> 01:22:09.280
Oh my God, dude, you slept.
2972
01:22:09.900 –> 01:22:10.080
Are you?
2973
01:22:10.220 –> 01:22:10.980
You’re on vacation.
2974
01:22:11.000 –> 01:22:12.520
You’re all wild.
2975
01:22:13.780 –> 01:22:14.780
Love it.
2976
01:22:14.780 –> 01:22:15.900
Love it.
2977
01:22:16.260 –> 01:22:17.480
Um, um, okay.
2978
01:22:17.640 –> 01:22:18.340
What to say?
2979
01:22:19.480 –> 01:22:22.280
I, I would have absolutely given it
2980
01:22:22.280 –> 01:22:25.740
a Compost first watch through.
2981
01:22:27.220 –> 01:22:29.020
Kind of like what Al saying.
2982
01:22:29.020 –> 01:22:32.220
I think it breathes new light
2983
01:22:32.220 –> 01:22:35.980
after Alan’s social experiment
2984
01:22:35.980 –> 01:22:39.060
on or reference.
2985
01:22:41.640 –> 01:22:43.480
Oh man, what to give it.
2986
01:22:44.320 –> 01:22:45.500
I liked it.
2987
01:22:45.560 –> 01:22:46.660
I didn’t love it.
2988
01:22:46.660 –> 01:22:48.020
So I think it falls in the middle
2989
01:22:48.020 –> 01:22:49.280
as a clearance.
2990
01:22:49.460 –> 01:22:50.100
All right.
2991
01:22:51.280 –> 01:22:52.800
So far we have one of each.
2992
01:22:53.120 –> 01:22:53.360
Matt.
2993
01:22:54.140 –> 01:22:55.180
This is wild.
2994
01:22:55.440 –> 01:22:57.760
And I knew Victor was coming in this way.
2995
01:22:57.760 –> 01:22:59.480
Yeah, he kind of gave us some hints.
2996
01:22:59.700 –> 01:23:00.960
No, but even before the hints,
2997
01:23:01.020 –> 01:23:01.680
as soon as I watched,
2998
01:23:01.820 –> 01:23:03.600
I’m like, oh, Victor’s going to hate this one.
2999
01:23:04.520 –> 01:23:05.780
I’m like, and I was ready.
3000
01:23:05.900 –> 01:23:06.960
I was ready for tonight
3001
01:23:06.960 –> 01:23:08.000
and I was excited
3002
01:23:08.000 –> 01:23:08.860
because these are the,
3003
01:23:08.960 –> 01:23:10.080
these are some of our favorite episodes
3004
01:23:10.080 –> 01:23:11.160
when there’s just true.
3005
01:23:11.540 –> 01:23:12.460
I love it.
3006
01:23:12.500 –> 01:23:13.020
All right.
3007
01:23:13.300 –> 01:23:15.000
So this one and it’s funny.
3008
01:23:15.120 –> 01:23:16.420
My, I, I agree with something
3009
01:23:16.420 –> 01:23:17.080
that was said there.
3010
01:23:17.680 –> 01:23:18.920
The first watch through,
3011
01:23:18.940 –> 01:23:19.940
I was conflicted.
3012
01:23:19.940 –> 01:23:21.400
I wasn’t really sure what was coming.
3013
01:23:21.940 –> 01:23:24.520
The second one, I really enjoyed it.
3014
01:23:25.300 –> 01:23:27.460
Now, and I’m a little,
3015
01:23:28.020 –> 01:23:29.040
I’m annoyed that I wasn’t able
3016
01:23:29.040 –> 01:23:30.360
to pick up on this myself,
3017
01:23:30.520 –> 01:23:32.920
but the allegory of the social media aspect,
3018
01:23:32.960 –> 01:23:33.640
I like that.
3019
01:23:33.660 –> 01:23:34.720
I think that makes sense.
3020
01:23:35.100 –> 01:23:36.420
I knew something was going on,
3021
01:23:36.420 –> 01:23:38.080
but I was annoyed that I couldn’t
3022
01:23:38.080 –> 01:23:39.700
put the story together
3023
01:23:40.260 –> 01:23:41.760
for what it actually was.
3024
01:23:42.260 –> 01:23:44.400
That said, it doesn’t take away from my enjoyment.
3025
01:23:44.560 –> 01:23:46.520
I thought there’s some really brilliant stuff in there.
3026
01:23:47.080 –> 01:23:49.240
I genuinely believe that this may have,
3027
01:23:49.260 –> 01:23:50.080
like I said already,
3028
01:23:50.500 –> 01:23:51.580
started off as a scene
3029
01:23:51.580 –> 01:23:52.800
that got away from them
3030
01:23:52.800 –> 01:23:54.160
and they went with it.
3031
01:23:54.160 –> 01:23:55.480
And I think, you know what?
3032
01:23:55.600 –> 01:23:56.000
They’re artists.
3033
01:23:56.220 –> 01:23:58.520
These guys, I don’t think they ever,
3034
01:23:58.720 –> 01:23:59.680
like they’re never going to apologize
3035
01:23:59.680 –> 01:24:00.480
for anything that they do.
3036
01:24:00.480 –> 01:24:01.680
They love what they do.
3037
01:24:01.860 –> 01:24:03.560
There’s so much passion behind it,
3038
01:24:03.560 –> 01:24:04.500
whether you like it or not.
3039
01:24:04.520 –> 01:24:05.260
You watch it.
3040
01:24:05.320 –> 01:24:06.700
You watch the actors, the dialogue.
3041
01:24:07.020 –> 01:24:08.260
There’s true passion here.
3042
01:24:08.540 –> 01:24:10.440
Even if they just made this one for themselves
3043
01:24:10.440 –> 01:24:11.720
because it made them laugh.
3044
01:24:11.840 –> 01:24:12.340
Fuck it.
3045
01:24:12.520 –> 01:24:13.040
I love it.
3046
01:24:13.300 –> 01:24:14.580
Exactly what I thought it was great.
3047
01:24:14.600 –> 01:24:15.240
And I love it.
3048
01:24:15.240 –> 01:24:15.900
They put out there
3049
01:24:15.900 –> 01:24:17.900
and Bonnie Murray tied it all together
3050
01:24:17.900 –> 01:24:19.780
and that’s their self-awareness saying,
3051
01:24:20.080 –> 01:24:21.000
yeah, we get it guys.
3052
01:24:21.280 –> 01:24:21.880
We get it.
3053
01:24:21.960 –> 01:24:23.080
Take it or leave it.
3054
01:24:23.080 –> 01:24:23.940
You’re right.
3055
01:24:24.000 –> 01:24:25.180
It’s drawing conversation.
3056
01:24:25.580 –> 01:24:27.640
It’s this whole episode is exact example.
3057
01:24:27.760 –> 01:24:28.560
Robbie called it out.
3058
01:24:28.780 –> 01:24:30.400
We have been bickering about this thing
3059
01:24:30.400 –> 01:24:32.300
back and forth from different points of view
3060
01:24:32.300 –> 01:24:35.140
on the madness of something so silly,
3061
01:24:35.220 –> 01:24:37.120
but it’s spot on.
3062
01:24:37.780 –> 01:24:38.380
So I love it.
3063
01:24:38.440 –> 01:24:39.500
The other thing I will call it,
3064
01:24:39.500 –> 01:24:40.780
we didn’t even touch on
3065
01:24:40.780 –> 01:24:42.240
before I get my official rating,
3066
01:24:42.740 –> 01:24:44.920
was the physical humor in this episode.
3067
01:24:45.980 –> 01:24:48.320
Was some of the best we’ve seen in a while.
3068
01:24:48.660 –> 01:24:51.460
You’ve got Wayne doing his sort of stance,
3069
01:24:51.460 –> 01:24:53.340
rubbing Derry’s leg,
3070
01:24:53.500 –> 01:24:54.800
marching over to Katie.
3071
01:24:55.280 –> 01:24:55.720
Brilliant.
3072
01:24:56.000 –> 01:24:57.640
Gail doing her Gail thing.
3073
01:24:57.900 –> 01:25:01.100
And she kept it very PG for Gail.
3074
01:25:01.100 –> 01:25:02.220
I had notes on her.
3075
01:25:02.500 –> 01:25:05.840
But her body language as she brought them together.
3076
01:25:06.240 –> 01:25:06.780
Loved it.
3077
01:25:06.780 –> 01:25:07.440
And then Glenn.
3078
01:25:08.060 –> 01:25:09.120
Holy shit.
3079
01:25:09.640 –> 01:25:10.820
Like you can’t jake it.
3080
01:25:10.820 –> 01:25:13.280
And the cute names he had for those.
3081
01:25:13.960 –> 01:25:14.340
You misrolled.
3082
01:25:14.520 –> 01:25:15.120
Bert and Ernie.
3083
01:25:15.360 –> 01:25:16.000
Well, let me leave it up.
3084
01:25:16.060 –> 01:25:16.500
Oh hockey.
3085
01:25:16.640 –> 01:25:17.620
I forgot you were there.
3086
01:25:18.300 –> 01:25:20.220
There’s some mention in the chat
3087
01:25:20.220 –> 01:25:21.660
and I also took notice of it
3088
01:25:21.660 –> 01:25:23.080
the third time I watched this
3089
01:25:23.080 –> 01:25:23.960
when I was writing my script.
3090
01:25:24.360 –> 01:25:25.420
In the gym scenes,
3091
01:25:25.480 –> 01:25:26.280
in the background,
3092
01:25:26.800 –> 01:25:27.840
there’s a couple of guys
3093
01:25:27.840 –> 01:25:29.360
doing the tandem workout.
3094
01:25:29.860 –> 01:25:30.180
That’s it.
3095
01:25:30.440 –> 01:25:31.100
It’s pretty,
3096
01:25:32.120 –> 01:25:32.740
you know,
3097
01:25:32.940 –> 01:25:35.240
they’re being really close with each other
3098
01:25:35.240 –> 01:25:36.080
during that workout.
3099
01:25:36.420 –> 01:25:37.520
So that’s pretty fun.
3100
01:25:37.960 –> 01:25:39.040
And you’re right.
3101
01:25:39.080 –> 01:25:40.320
And I do challenge people to go back
3102
01:25:40.320 –> 01:25:41.140
and watch it again.
3103
01:25:41.460 –> 01:25:43.380
And this episode is a great example
3104
01:25:43.380 –> 01:25:44.980
where you have the time
3105
01:25:44.980 –> 01:25:45.800
with everything going on
3106
01:25:45.800 –> 01:25:47.960
to take in what’s going on all around.
3107
01:25:48.560 –> 01:25:50.080
Watching all the background actors
3108
01:25:50.080 –> 01:25:50.520
doing their thing.
3109
01:25:50.660 –> 01:25:51.400
Because they very much,
3110
01:25:51.720 –> 01:25:52.820
there are two shots.
3111
01:25:54.020 –> 01:25:55.940
There’s the scene at the fish bowl
3112
01:25:55.940 –> 01:25:57.120
and there’s a scene at the gym.
3113
01:25:57.920 –> 01:25:59.460
And majority of the entire episode
3114
01:25:59.460 –> 01:26:01.060
just focuses on those two shots
3115
01:26:01.060 –> 01:26:02.060
throughout the whole thing.
3116
01:26:02.080 –> 01:26:03.140
So there’s lots going on
3117
01:26:03.140 –> 01:26:03.600
in the background,
3118
01:26:03.820 –> 01:26:04.240
taking in,
3119
01:26:04.480 –> 01:26:05.620
they focus on the dialogue.
3120
01:26:06.280 –> 01:26:06.880
I loved it.
3121
01:26:07.980 –> 01:26:08.900
I’m giving it a,
3122
01:26:08.900 –> 01:26:09.740
it’s not a high,
3123
01:26:09.800 –> 01:26:10.880
but I’m giving it a fresh.
3124
01:26:11.240 –> 01:26:12.440
I thought there’s some
3125
01:26:12.440 –> 01:26:13.580
really brilliant stuff here.
3126
01:26:13.700 –> 01:26:14.820
No, no, it’s not.
3127
01:26:15.420 –> 01:26:16.080
I literally, like I said,
3128
01:26:16.080 –> 01:26:17.520
if I just watched it once and came in,
3129
01:26:17.520 –> 01:26:19.600
I’d probably be closer to compost.
3130
01:26:20.240 –> 01:26:21.880
But I had to watch it again.
3131
01:26:22.260 –> 01:26:23.600
I had to give it the benefit of the doubt.
3132
01:26:23.820 –> 01:26:25.460
And I’ve had a lot of realizations.
3133
01:26:25.840 –> 01:26:26.260
And really,
3134
01:26:27.480 –> 01:26:28.700
whether you take it at face value
3135
01:26:28.700 –> 01:26:29.820
as a chip conversation,
3136
01:26:30.040 –> 01:26:31.440
they made a lot of wicked points.
3137
01:26:31.760 –> 01:26:32.460
I can’t deny it.
3138
01:26:32.460 –> 01:26:33.960
The salt and vinegar point alone,
3139
01:26:34.980 –> 01:26:35.800
you spot fucking on.
3140
01:26:35.980 –> 01:26:36.860
I love salt and vinegar,
3141
01:26:36.880 –> 01:26:37.900
but you get those chips.
3142
01:26:38.040 –> 01:26:39.100
You’re like, what the hell?
3143
01:26:39.340 –> 01:26:39.660
Like why?
3144
01:26:40.480 –> 01:26:41.300
Here’s a good example.
3145
01:26:41.560 –> 01:26:42.900
Watch my wife eat chips.
3146
01:26:43.920 –> 01:26:45.600
She is the person who will go through
3147
01:26:45.600 –> 01:26:46.640
and pick chip by chip
3148
01:26:46.640 –> 01:26:47.440
and look for the ones
3149
01:26:47.440 –> 01:26:48.920
with the most ingredients on it.
3150
01:26:48.920 –> 01:26:50.100
And if it doesn’t fit the bill,
3151
01:26:50.100 –> 01:26:51.340
she throws it back in the bag.
3152
01:26:51.340 –> 01:26:52.380
What? And I yelled at her.
3153
01:26:52.380 –> 01:26:52.660
Oh, yeah.
3154
01:26:52.840 –> 01:26:53.760
Or I grab one.
3155
01:26:53.900 –> 01:26:54.540
It’s easy.
3156
01:26:54.820 –> 01:26:55.080
Jen B.
3157
01:26:55.440 –> 01:26:56.940
Yeah, that’s a spatula worthy.
3158
01:26:57.580 –> 01:27:00.120
Oh, it’s never you are.
3159
01:27:00.520 –> 01:27:01.960
You are not wrong, guys.
3160
01:27:02.220 –> 01:27:04.020
We had we at our house.
3161
01:27:04.220 –> 01:27:05.580
We had the wish ones,
3162
01:27:05.620 –> 01:27:07.260
the ones that are around.
3163
01:27:08.540 –> 01:27:09.260
Oh, my God.
3164
01:27:09.260 –> 01:27:10.400
We called them wish chips.
3165
01:27:10.600 –> 01:27:12.100
Oh, the ones are folded in half.
3166
01:27:12.120 –> 01:27:12.860
Yeah, I love those.
3167
01:27:12.980 –> 01:27:14.920
We had to if you got one.
3168
01:27:14.920 –> 01:27:15.900
Those are good for dipping.
3169
01:27:15.900 –> 01:27:17.140
If you got one in your bowl,
3170
01:27:17.140 –> 01:27:18.420
you had to save it for my mom
3171
01:27:18.420 –> 01:27:20.640
because she loved those ones, the best or the ones
3172
01:27:20.640 –> 01:27:22.640
that have a little bit of burnt on them.
3173
01:27:22.720 –> 01:27:23.860
Chips are very important.
3174
01:27:24.040 –> 01:27:25.820
I like the word chip.
3175
01:27:25.880 –> 01:27:28.140
We fight on like if I pick one up that has more
3176
01:27:28.140 –> 01:27:29.880
it doesn’t matter what flavor because the other thing
3177
01:27:29.880 –> 01:27:31.180
I would quickly say before I give
3178
01:27:31.180 –> 01:27:32.320
I know I’ve been rambling.
3179
01:27:32.940 –> 01:27:34.400
I have no favorite chip.
3180
01:27:34.580 –> 01:27:36.760
I think there is a special place
3181
01:27:36.760 –> 01:27:38.360
for most chips at the right time.
3182
01:27:38.700 –> 01:27:40.900
I know it’s not even that.
3183
01:27:40.980 –> 01:27:41.880
It’s like one night.
3184
01:27:41.960 –> 01:27:43.740
I’m like, I’m fully feeling salt and vinegar.
3185
01:27:43.840 –> 01:27:44.400
Next night.
3186
01:27:44.500 –> 01:27:45.140
Now, I can’t do that.
3187
01:27:45.140 –> 01:27:46.300
I want my sour cream and onion.
3188
01:27:46.340 –> 01:27:47.240
I want barbecue.
3189
01:27:47.560 –> 01:27:49.320
I go I do the whole circuit.
3190
01:27:49.600 –> 01:27:50.860
It’s your last day on earth.
3191
01:27:50.980 –> 01:27:51.960
Which chip are you taking?
3192
01:27:52.080 –> 01:27:53.480
I don’t have an answer for that.
3193
01:27:53.740 –> 01:27:54.920
Then you don’t deserve a second.
3194
01:27:55.260 –> 01:27:56.660
It actually no if I had to answer that
3195
01:27:56.660 –> 01:27:57.900
it wouldn’t even be a chip.
3196
01:27:58.040 –> 01:27:59.260
I wouldn’t it would be a snack,
3197
01:27:59.260 –> 01:28:02.380
but it would be the jalapeno Cheetos.
3198
01:28:03.040 –> 01:28:04.300
I can crush a whole bag of that.
3199
01:28:04.460 –> 01:28:05.340
But you know, anyways,
3200
01:28:05.620 –> 01:28:06.960
I thought there was a lot of good stuff.
3201
01:28:07.060 –> 01:28:08.420
It’s causing a lot of conversation.
3202
01:28:08.920 –> 01:28:11.300
Probably one of our most contentious episodes
3203
01:28:11.300 –> 01:28:13.480
in a long time and I love them for it.
3204
01:28:13.580 –> 01:28:14.960
So it’s fresh.
3205
01:28:14.960 –> 01:28:15.920
Fresh. Excellent.
3206
01:28:16.120 –> 01:28:17.240
Mike, by the way,
3207
01:28:17.300 –> 01:28:20.000
that was a Terry Bryan level rant there, Matt.
3208
01:28:20.240 –> 01:28:22.240
Thank you, Mike.
3209
01:28:23.100 –> 01:28:24.620
OK, I don’t know.
3210
01:28:24.960 –> 01:28:26.040
I’m actually a pretzel guy.
3211
01:28:26.620 –> 01:28:27.240
So I don’t know.
3212
01:28:27.520 –> 01:28:27.820
Oh, boo.
3213
01:28:28.480 –> 01:28:29.460
I like honey.
3214
01:28:29.740 –> 01:28:34.280
Honey mustard pretzels covered pretzels.
3215
01:28:34.900 –> 01:28:36.180
Basically edible twigs.
3216
01:28:36.660 –> 01:28:37.280
I don’t get them.
3217
01:28:38.100 –> 01:28:40.720
I’m also a food purist for the most part.
3218
01:28:41.680 –> 01:28:43.260
So a salt purist.
3219
01:28:44.200 –> 01:28:47.280
Well, I like to taste the flavor of what it is.
3220
01:28:47.480 –> 01:28:48.200
When I’m eating,
3221
01:28:48.380 –> 01:28:49.840
if someone gives me a barbecue chip
3222
01:28:49.840 –> 01:28:52.580
or if I’m tasting like I’ve never had all dressed
3223
01:28:52.580 –> 01:28:53.960
because I don’t live in Canada.
3224
01:28:54.300 –> 01:28:55.180
It’s salt and vinegar.
3225
01:28:55.300 –> 01:28:57.540
It’s not like I’m sure I’ve heard.
3226
01:28:58.860 –> 01:29:01.440
Like you can’t taste the potato chip anymore.
3227
01:29:01.560 –> 01:29:03.200
You taste the artificial flavor.
3228
01:29:03.360 –> 01:29:04.920
Most of them are not potato chips.
3229
01:29:05.000 –> 01:29:07.760
They’re reprocessed into into what looks like a chip.
3230
01:29:07.760 –> 01:29:09.160
I’m sorry, Mike.
3231
01:29:10.220 –> 01:29:12.220
Yes. Yes, Mike.
3232
01:29:12.640 –> 01:29:15.220
Oh, if I had a hippo right now, Mike.
3233
01:29:17.360 –> 01:29:18.220
I like to taste the chip.
3234
01:29:18.320 –> 01:29:19.660
I like to taste the potato chip.
3235
01:29:20.900 –> 01:29:23.480
I do salt and vinegar would be my flavor.
3236
01:29:23.560 –> 01:29:24.940
Either plain or salt and vinegar.
3237
01:29:25.280 –> 01:29:26.940
Regular, original salt or whatever.
3238
01:29:27.340 –> 01:29:29.280
But that has nothing to do with the rating of the episode.
3239
01:29:29.580 –> 01:29:31.140
There’s a couple of things I just want to point out
3240
01:29:31.140 –> 01:29:34.280
that made me go the way I’m going to go here.
3241
01:29:35.200 –> 01:29:36.720
I want to know what Katie’s job was.
3242
01:29:36.840 –> 01:29:37.960
I want more backstory there.
3243
01:29:38.080 –> 01:29:41.020
I want to know what job she had in town
3244
01:29:42.060 –> 01:29:45.580
because yes, I know she does a poop ton of work
3245
01:29:46.020 –> 01:29:49.280
to keep the farm going while Wayne does most of the touring.
3246
01:29:49.580 –> 01:29:50.560
And it’s certainly a job.
3247
01:29:51.000 –> 01:29:51.920
It’s certainly hard.
3248
01:29:51.960 –> 01:29:53.040
Like what would she have done?
3249
01:29:53.120 –> 01:29:54.680
You know, I can’t imagine anything.
3250
01:29:57.140 –> 01:29:58.020
Super spectacular.
3251
01:29:58.260 –> 01:30:00.640
But at the same time, like if you’re going to dangle that,
3252
01:30:00.640 –> 01:30:01.820
I’d like to know what it was.
3253
01:30:01.880 –> 01:30:03.060
Why can’t you explain it?
3254
01:30:03.140 –> 01:30:05.100
There’s also a continuity break in that scene
3255
01:30:05.100 –> 01:30:09.180
where Wayne bends down and his shirt gets all untucked.
3256
01:30:09.180 –> 01:30:11.080
Yes, yes, I saw that.
3257
01:30:13.860 –> 01:30:16.080
When they show him from the back having the explanation,
3258
01:30:16.540 –> 01:30:17.280
it’s untucked.
3259
01:30:17.280 –> 01:30:18.800
And then when he stands back up, it’s tucked in.
3260
01:30:19.040 –> 01:30:20.640
So this is one of the first times
3261
01:30:20.640 –> 01:30:22.840
I’ve noticed a continuity issue with it,
3262
01:30:22.860 –> 01:30:24.320
which again, not really relevant,
3263
01:30:24.340 –> 01:30:26.520
but I wanted to point that out as well.
3264
01:30:27.420 –> 01:30:31.220
And then I think that’s it.
3265
01:30:31.240 –> 01:30:33.580
I have like four pages of notes, no spreadsheets.
3266
01:30:33.580 –> 01:30:35.400
I have four pages of notes.
3267
01:30:36.580 –> 01:30:37.920
And then with the rating,
3268
01:30:37.920 –> 01:30:40.720
which I did watch it three times,
3269
01:30:41.620 –> 01:30:44.880
the first time, what I would have given it the first time
3270
01:30:44.880 –> 01:30:46.760
is the same thing I would give it the last time.
3271
01:30:46.800 –> 01:30:50.680
And that is a very middle clearance,
3272
01:30:51.580 –> 01:30:53.920
mid to high clearance, but definitely not.
3273
01:30:54.320 –> 01:30:55.780
It didn’t do enough to be fresh.
3274
01:30:56.640 –> 01:30:57.740
I wanted it to be fresh.
3275
01:30:57.800 –> 01:30:58.980
I was hoping it would be fresh,
3276
01:30:59.040 –> 01:31:01.180
but to me it’s kind of a high,
3277
01:31:01.780 –> 01:31:03.340
mid to high clearance, I’d say high clearance.
3278
01:31:03.420 –> 01:31:05.460
All right, fair enough.
3279
01:31:06.060 –> 01:31:07.720
So we’re gonna move on to MVP,
3280
01:31:07.900 –> 01:31:08.880
and I’m gonna try something.
3281
01:31:09.560 –> 01:31:12.620
We’re going to try because we’re so many people asking.
3282
01:31:12.680 –> 01:31:13.600
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t.
3283
01:31:13.600 –> 01:31:14.480
Let’s try it.
3284
01:31:14.480 –> 01:31:15.200
Let’s just try it.
3285
01:31:15.200 –> 01:31:16.160
We didn’t talk about this.
3286
01:31:16.160 –> 01:31:16.700
No, I know.
3287
01:31:17.100 –> 01:31:18.160
But I do things all the time
3288
01:31:18.160 –> 01:31:20.920
without asking your permission.
3289
01:31:20.980 –> 01:31:22.100
So we’re gonna try it.
3290
01:31:22.620 –> 01:31:24.920
We’re gonna play the Victor MVP game.
3291
01:31:26.780 –> 01:31:29.860
So you’re gonna give us your MVPs,
3292
01:31:30.340 –> 01:31:32.000
and then Victor, but not Victor’s,
3293
01:31:32.120 –> 01:31:34.820
and then, or wait, how did that work before?
3294
01:31:35.340 –> 01:31:37.760
I guess we can’t play because we don’t remember how.
3295
01:31:41.180 –> 01:31:42.620
How did that work before?
3296
01:31:43.160 –> 01:31:44.140
We had to give-
3297
01:31:44.140 –> 01:31:46.300
We had to guess what Victor’s MVP was gonna be.
3298
01:31:46.380 –> 01:31:46.880
And then he was gonna-
3299
01:31:46.880 –> 01:31:48.400
We had to write it down first.
3300
01:31:48.400 –> 01:31:49.400
Oh, write it down first.
3301
01:31:49.400 –> 01:31:52.120
And then, I think.
3302
01:31:52.880 –> 01:31:54.580
Someone’s about to explain it to us in the chat.
3303
01:31:54.580 –> 01:31:56.180
Yeah, somebody’s gonna explain it in the chat.
3304
01:31:56.340 –> 01:31:57.180
Yeah, executive decision.
3305
01:31:57.360 –> 01:31:58.240
Guys, help me out here.
3306
01:31:58.440 –> 01:31:59.780
How did the Victor’s MVP work?
3307
01:32:00.700 –> 01:32:04.800
I’m pretty sure we had to-
3308
01:32:04.800 –> 01:32:06.680
Yeah, much like the first episode,
3309
01:32:06.680 –> 01:32:07.980
this one will fall a bit flat.
3310
01:32:08.080 –> 01:32:08.780
That’s all right.
3311
01:32:09.100 –> 01:32:10.740
I’m gonna start with my MVP,
3312
01:32:10.740 –> 01:32:13.840
and I’ll write down what I think Victor’s is,
3313
01:32:13.840 –> 01:32:14.960
but I will give my MVP.
3314
01:32:15.540 –> 01:32:16.460
So, my MVP.
3315
01:32:16.740 –> 01:32:19.180
First of all, Wayne was a lot of fun in this episode
3316
01:32:19.180 –> 01:32:22.880
with the overacting, with all the postures and stuff.
3317
01:32:23.500 –> 01:32:25.640
Like, every time he got up, put his leg up,
3318
01:32:25.660 –> 01:32:28.280
or whatever, just the overly dramatic acting.
3319
01:32:28.680 –> 01:32:30.880
Runner up, Bonnie, another runner up,
3320
01:32:30.900 –> 01:32:32.280
saying what we’re all feeling.
3321
01:32:32.740 –> 01:32:34.180
I gotta give this one to Glenn.
3322
01:32:34.500 –> 01:32:37.100
The heavy lifting, you know,
3323
01:32:38.180 –> 01:32:39.160
because he’s in the gym,
3324
01:32:39.280 –> 01:32:41.980
but also like all the scene chewing he did.
3325
01:32:42.700 –> 01:32:44.820
It was all, this was a heavy Glenn episode,
3326
01:32:44.980 –> 01:32:46.620
so Glenn’s getting my MVP.
3327
01:32:48.080 –> 01:32:49.820
We’ll skip over Victor for now.
3328
01:32:49.860 –> 01:32:50.920
Tanya, who’s your MVP?
3329
01:32:53.280 –> 01:32:55.080
Sorry, I’m thinking so hard
3330
01:32:55.080 –> 01:32:56.780
as to what Victor’s gonna choose.
3331
01:32:56.800 –> 01:32:58.060
I forgot to choose myself.
3332
01:32:58.280 –> 01:32:59.600
I’m with you on that one.
3333
01:32:59.880 –> 01:33:00.540
Come on, guys.
3334
01:33:01.820 –> 01:33:03.420
You threw it at us.
3335
01:33:03.600 –> 01:33:04.820
Talk to us about it.
3336
01:33:05.080 –> 01:33:06.640
Well, you knew we were gonna do an MVP.
3337
01:33:06.980 –> 01:33:08.140
You don’t have to do Victor’s yet,
3338
01:33:08.160 –> 01:33:08.820
but just do it.
3339
01:33:08.820 –> 01:33:10.560
Are we gonna require Victor to pick a first dinner now?
3340
01:33:11.060 –> 01:33:12.560
They thought we were doing games.
3341
01:33:12.580 –> 01:33:13.180
Oh, yeah.
3342
01:33:13.660 –> 01:33:14.700
Should we put rules on Victor?
3343
01:33:14.700 –> 01:33:16.240
I know who Victor’s MVP is.
3344
01:33:16.340 –> 01:33:17.300
Okay, who’s your MVP?
3345
01:33:17.380 –> 01:33:18.720
Should we put a rule on Victor?
3346
01:33:18.820 –> 01:33:21.860
He can’t choose plaid, like no colors.
3347
01:33:22.780 –> 01:33:24.140
Has to be a plaid in this episode.
3348
01:33:24.220 –> 01:33:24.920
I don’t think we have plaids.
3349
01:33:25.040 –> 01:33:26.520
There’s always plaid in the episode.
3350
01:33:26.640 –> 01:33:30.360
There can’t be, it can’t be like the fly on the wall,
3351
01:33:30.360 –> 01:33:32.340
or it can’t be like.
3352
01:33:32.700 –> 01:33:35.280
No, I’m interested to find out what his MVPs are.
3353
01:33:35.340 –> 01:33:36.820
Let’s just, we won’t put any restrictions.
3354
01:33:37.000 –> 01:33:38.280
Oh, I know what it is now.
3355
01:33:38.560 –> 01:33:39.520
If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work.
3356
01:33:39.800 –> 01:33:40.460
What’s your MVP?
3357
01:33:41.980 –> 01:33:42.400
Sorry.
3358
01:33:43.320 –> 01:33:44.840
I had to write down Victor’s.
3359
01:33:44.880 –> 01:33:45.580
I know what it is now.
3360
01:33:46.340 –> 01:33:46.460
Okay.
3361
01:33:48.520 –> 01:33:49.540
Who’s your MVP?
3362
01:33:49.820 –> 01:33:51.160
I wanna do Victor now.
3363
01:33:52.440 –> 01:33:54.600
Okay, what is my, who is my MVP?
3364
01:33:56.660 –> 01:33:58.340
I just gave you three strong ones.
3365
01:33:58.400 –> 01:33:59.680
Wayne, Bonnie, and Glenn.
3366
01:34:01.440 –> 01:34:04.900
It’s going to be, I’m not going with any of them.
3367
01:34:04.900 –> 01:34:06.220
I’m going with Ron.
3368
01:34:06.660 –> 01:34:07.380
You liked Ron in this episode.
3369
01:34:07.380 –> 01:34:07.940
Yeah, I did.
3370
01:34:08.300 –> 01:34:08.620
I did.
3371
01:34:08.700 –> 01:34:10.000
I just like how he looked.
3372
01:34:11.320 –> 01:34:13.840
Well, he should get MVP just for getting all buff,
3373
01:34:13.880 –> 01:34:14.420
like he did.
3374
01:34:14.480 –> 01:34:14.900
Holy crap.
3375
01:34:14.900 –> 01:34:16.220
I feel like he always was though.
3376
01:34:16.240 –> 01:34:17.840
No, he was kind of skinny before.
3377
01:34:17.840 –> 01:34:19.900
I mean, he was always, you know, fit.
3378
01:34:20.260 –> 01:34:21.360
I love Glenn though.
3379
01:34:22.180 –> 01:34:22.740
Oh my God.
3380
01:34:23.040 –> 01:34:23.480
It’s either Glenn or me.
3381
01:34:23.480 –> 01:34:25.760
He had a six pack always.
3382
01:34:26.400 –> 01:34:27.240
With his hair lighter,
3383
01:34:27.760 –> 01:34:29.480
or maybe just had it pulled back, I don’t know.
3384
01:34:29.480 –> 01:34:30.440
Oh, it’s longer.
3385
01:34:30.520 –> 01:34:31.140
No, it’s Ron.
3386
01:34:31.380 –> 01:34:31.640
It’s longer.
3387
01:34:32.060 –> 01:34:32.900
Ron’s your MVP.
3388
01:34:33.060 –> 01:34:33.960
Matt, who’s your MVP?
3389
01:34:34.780 –> 01:34:35.480
Yeah, I won’t.
3390
01:34:35.560 –> 01:34:37.180
Dilly-dally, it’s Glenn.
3391
01:34:38.440 –> 01:34:40.520
He really is the rock star here.
3392
01:34:40.860 –> 01:34:42.060
He came out strong.
3393
01:34:42.180 –> 01:34:43.900
I know we’ve been in the past seasons
3394
01:34:43.900 –> 01:34:45.340
asking for more Glenn.
3395
01:34:46.020 –> 01:34:49.060
And I think they’ve decided to bring him back full on.
3396
01:34:49.540 –> 01:34:50.640
So he absolutely killed me.
3397
01:34:51.080 –> 01:34:53.060
But right, really close second is Bonnie.
3398
01:34:53.220 –> 01:34:53.780
I’m right with you.
3399
01:34:54.220 –> 01:34:55.560
She delivered at the end,
3400
01:34:55.760 –> 01:34:57.520
thinking what we all said out loud,
3401
01:34:57.520 –> 01:34:59.680
but we’re all thinking and delivered it beautifully.
3402
01:35:00.320 –> 01:35:02.240
So she was my honorable mention.
3403
01:35:02.640 –> 01:35:03.200
Okay, Mike?
3404
01:35:04.880 –> 01:35:06.820
If we don’t get the last scene,
3405
01:35:07.060 –> 01:35:09.300
I think my MVP is Rolled.
3406
01:35:09.680 –> 01:35:10.520
Rolled is good, yeah.
3407
01:35:10.640 –> 01:35:12.820
He has some great stuff in there, the arguments.
3408
01:35:13.120 –> 01:35:14.600
And then he automatically feels bad
3409
01:35:14.600 –> 01:35:15.660
that he was attacking Rosie.
3410
01:35:15.740 –> 01:35:17.840
So you can see, you know, it’s again,
3411
01:35:17.880 –> 01:35:19.920
if we use your allegory situation,
3412
01:35:20.280 –> 01:35:21.540
you know, that’s what happens online.
3413
01:35:21.660 –> 01:35:22.620
You go into these arguments,
3414
01:35:22.880 –> 01:35:24.100
oh, I made someone feel bad.
3415
01:35:24.440 –> 01:35:26.120
I don’t feel great about that.
3416
01:35:26.120 –> 01:35:30.400
And plus the stupid friendship at the end and the giggle.
3417
01:35:30.760 –> 01:35:33.020
You know, to me, that was classic Rolled.
3418
01:35:33.140 –> 01:35:34.720
But Bonnie shows up and steals everything.
3419
01:35:34.880 –> 01:35:35.940
So Bonnie is my MVP.
3420
01:35:36.080 –> 01:35:36.280
Bonnie.
3421
01:35:36.920 –> 01:35:38.460
All right, so everyone have their MVP
3422
01:35:38.460 –> 01:35:40.700
for Victor written down or locked in.
3423
01:35:41.200 –> 01:35:42.540
Or lock it in, so,
3424
01:35:42.780 –> 01:35:44.040
cause when he gives it.
3425
01:35:44.100 –> 01:35:45.660
We’re going back and giving him free form
3426
01:35:45.660 –> 01:35:46.420
to do what he wants.
3427
01:35:46.940 –> 01:35:48.180
I gotta rethink this quickly.
3428
01:35:48.280 –> 01:35:48.860
Hold on, I got it.
3429
01:35:49.040 –> 01:35:49.480
You got it?
3430
01:35:49.580 –> 01:35:50.560
Okay, Victor.
3431
01:35:51.540 –> 01:35:52.040
Yes, sir.
3432
01:35:52.180 –> 01:35:55.020
Who or what is your MVP for this episode?
3433
01:35:55.020 –> 01:35:55.620
Yeah.
3434
01:35:55.820 –> 01:35:58.260
So obviously my runner up is Bonnie Burry
3435
01:35:58.260 –> 01:36:03.140
because she said what we were all kind of thinking,
3436
01:36:03.380 –> 01:36:04.720
certainly on the first watch,
3437
01:36:05.120 –> 01:36:06.980
and she delivered it perfectly.
3438
01:36:06.980 –> 01:36:08.580
And then she delivered it again.
3439
01:36:08.620 –> 01:36:11.240
She doubled down and said it even better.
3440
01:36:11.460 –> 01:36:13.360
And I couldn’t agree with her more,
3441
01:36:13.360 –> 01:36:15.920
even though I knew what the episode was about.
3442
01:36:16.580 –> 01:36:18.640
And it just, it didn’t fix it.
3443
01:36:18.900 –> 01:36:20.060
It’s just like that episode
3444
01:36:20.060 –> 01:36:23.140
where it got all really down and dirty.
3445
01:36:23.660 –> 01:36:25.220
Remember that McMurray episode
3446
01:36:25.220 –> 01:36:27.140
where things just really, really got down
3447
01:36:27.140 –> 01:36:28.580
and dirty with a smut talk.
3448
01:36:29.240 –> 01:36:31.000
And it’s like, oh, well, that was the point.
3449
01:36:31.420 –> 01:36:36.200
Well, yeah, but it still doesn’t make it acceptable.
3450
01:36:36.380 –> 01:36:38.120
Like it still doesn’t make it a good watch.
3451
01:36:39.300 –> 01:36:41.420
And anyway, so,
3452
01:36:41.880 –> 01:36:44.700
and then I watched the credits like three times
3453
01:36:44.700 –> 01:36:45.760
backwards and forwards.
3454
01:36:45.980 –> 01:36:47.340
And I paused, like, you know,
3455
01:36:47.340 –> 01:36:48.720
the credits, like they don’t roll.
3456
01:36:48.940 –> 01:36:50.600
They switch, they switch screens.
3457
01:36:50.600 –> 01:36:55.420
I looking for the name of my MVP
3458
01:36:55.420 –> 01:36:57.040
and I just couldn’t find it.
3459
01:36:57.500 –> 01:37:00.300
And and so I was really disappointed about that.
3460
01:37:00.300 –> 01:37:02.240
And I thought, how can they even get away with that?
3461
01:37:02.260 –> 01:37:04.800
I thought you have to give credit if you’re going to use it.
3462
01:37:05.800 –> 01:37:09.180
So so my MVP is the love’s kind of the folky song
3463
01:37:09.180 –> 01:37:11.760
that started playing when I showed up. OK.
3464
01:37:12.200 –> 01:37:14.900
And and I was and I was going through the credits
3465
01:37:14.900 –> 01:37:16.360
looking for the name of the song.
3466
01:37:16.460 –> 01:37:20.120
I even tried to Shazam it and I couldn’t I couldn’t get it.
3467
01:37:20.120 –> 01:37:21.940
Victor, Victor, I got you.
3468
01:37:22.360 –> 01:37:23.940
I got you, buddy. I got you. All right.
3469
01:37:23.960 –> 01:37:25.740
Thank you. Yeah. But all right.
3470
01:37:26.060 –> 01:37:27.820
That’s you know what? I don’t hate that.
3471
01:37:27.980 –> 01:37:29.300
I don’t hate that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
3472
01:37:29.300 –> 01:37:30.380
That’s a good song. I agree.
3473
01:37:30.720 –> 01:37:33.760
And the reason I chose the song is because I felt
3474
01:37:33.760 –> 01:37:35.620
that was the best part about the episode.
3475
01:37:36.140 –> 01:37:37.940
That’s one that’s one of my ears perked up.
3476
01:37:37.940 –> 01:37:40.920
And I said, finally, I get I get a payoff here.
3477
01:37:41.000 –> 01:37:44.060
OK, so my my guess for you, Victor, was Bonnie.
3478
01:37:44.100 –> 01:37:46.560
And obviously I was wrong, but she was your runner up.
3479
01:37:46.640 –> 01:37:48.660
Tanya was your guy. I wrote down Bonnie.
3480
01:37:48.860 –> 01:37:49.540
I scratched it out.
3481
01:37:49.540 –> 01:37:50.860
I wrote down barbecue chips.
3482
01:37:51.100 –> 01:37:55.640
I scratched it out and I landed on the empty chair
3483
01:37:55.640 –> 01:37:58.380
because I figured I figured.
3484
01:37:58.940 –> 01:38:00.820
Oh, Matt put empty chairs as well.
3485
01:38:00.860 –> 01:38:02.900
I’m like, oh, yeah, it was the empty chair.
3486
01:38:03.040 –> 01:38:06.120
The person that the the the seat that, you know,
3487
01:38:06.120 –> 01:38:10.320
you didn’t have to sit in and and and and listen to it.
3488
01:38:10.520 –> 01:38:12.000
So it’s funny. I took it the other way.
3489
01:38:12.000 –> 01:38:13.840
Like that was the voice of reason that should have been there
3490
01:38:13.840 –> 01:38:15.400
to shut this nonsense down.
3491
01:38:15.640 –> 01:38:17.380
OK, OK. So there you go.
3492
01:38:17.860 –> 01:38:19.060
And Mike, who did you?
3493
01:38:19.060 –> 01:38:21.100
Are we thinking too obscure now?
3494
01:38:21.360 –> 01:38:23.380
Right. I know you guys are totally on point.
3495
01:38:23.420 –> 01:38:25.040
We’re all the same tone.
3496
01:38:25.420 –> 01:38:28.940
I thought maybe Riley Jonesy, since they had to stand there, uncomfortable.
3497
01:38:29.020 –> 01:38:30.960
The rest of us do when Victor talks.
3498
01:38:31.420 –> 01:38:33.260
That’s funny. All right.
3499
01:38:33.480 –> 01:38:36.100
Now’s the time where I would normally or in the past
3500
01:38:36.100 –> 01:38:37.500
would have gone to our top fives.
3501
01:38:37.800 –> 01:38:38.420
Here’s the thing.
3502
01:38:39.000 –> 01:38:40.960
The podcast has switched websites
3503
01:38:40.960 –> 01:38:44.140
and I have no place to display our top fives anymore.
3504
01:38:44.260 –> 01:38:46.300
So I’ve got them written down somewhere.
3505
01:38:46.500 –> 01:38:48.080
So I can ask you guys if this
3506
01:38:48.080 –> 01:38:50.060
I don’t think this makes anybody’s top five.
3507
01:38:50.380 –> 01:38:54.740
But I really there’s no place for us to view them online right now.
3508
01:38:55.000 –> 01:38:57.240
So I noticed I went looking for this not too long ago.
3509
01:38:57.320 –> 01:38:57.960
I’m like, where did it go?
3510
01:38:58.060 –> 01:39:01.020
Yeah. No, the sites we switched hosts to co-hosts,
3511
01:39:01.020 –> 01:39:02.560
but co-hosts doesn’t have a way to.
3512
01:39:02.680 –> 01:39:04.320
So I’m not even sure what we’re going to do with that.
3513
01:39:04.320 –> 01:39:06.000
So we’ll skip that for now.
3514
01:39:06.380 –> 01:39:08.800
I don’t think this makes anyone’s top five anyway, right?
3515
01:39:09.520 –> 01:39:10.140
No. OK.
3516
01:39:10.660 –> 01:39:13.420
So we’ll move on to just some news.
3517
01:39:14.560 –> 01:39:17.960
HL team, Milwaukee admirals just announced
3518
01:39:17.960 –> 01:39:21.640
they’re going to do their own Shorsie game taking place on Saturday,
3519
01:39:22.040 –> 01:39:24.920
February 18th, during their game versus Texas.
3520
01:39:25.220 –> 01:39:28.400
In attendance will be Joe Dolo and Andrew Anson.
3521
01:39:28.520 –> 01:39:30.460
And he plays goody on Shorsie.
3522
01:39:30.780 –> 01:39:33.060
So it looks like they’re going to
3523
01:39:33.060 –> 01:39:38.380
they’re like franchising this Shorsie night idea to other hockey teams.
3524
01:39:38.380 –> 01:39:42.220
And I don’t know what the the the qualifications are for a team.
3525
01:39:42.220 –> 01:39:45.800
It looks like Milwaukee makes sense because Dolo used to play there.
3526
01:39:46.100 –> 01:39:47.580
So they could have him there in attendance.
3527
01:39:47.600 –> 01:39:50.680
They are the affiliate of the Nashville Predators who drafted Dolo.
3528
01:39:51.220 –> 01:39:55.580
Yeah. So so maybe that so we’ll see if this happens in other
3529
01:39:56.760 –> 01:39:59.260
age, all arenas elsewhere.
3530
01:39:59.620 –> 01:40:01.280
But for now, it’s it’s interesting.
3531
01:40:01.360 –> 01:40:05.480
So if anybody who wished they’d gone to Sudbury for Shorsie night
3532
01:40:05.480 –> 01:40:09.820
and couldn’t and are looking for another opportunity,
3533
01:40:09.820 –> 01:40:11.320
here’s your opportunity. February.
3534
01:40:11.320 –> 01:40:14.560
What did I say it was February 18th in Milwaukee?
3535
01:40:14.820 –> 01:40:17.640
Where’s Milwaukee is it’s it’s in Wisconsin, right?
3536
01:40:17.660 –> 01:40:18.720
So that’s yeah.
3537
01:40:19.720 –> 01:40:21.360
I don’t know how far that is from us.
3538
01:40:21.460 –> 01:40:22.640
We’re not certainly not going.
3539
01:40:22.640 –> 01:40:25.840
But I know we’ve got a lot of friends in that vicinity.
3540
01:40:25.940 –> 01:40:29.260
So if anybody goes, please, by all means, take pictures,
3541
01:40:29.500 –> 01:40:32.080
share them with us, because we’d love to see you guys doing that.
3542
01:40:32.120 –> 01:40:35.160
And, you know, hunt down Dolo and get pictures with him
3543
01:40:35.160 –> 01:40:38.540
like you guys did with with with J.J.
3544
01:40:38.540 –> 01:40:41.820
Frankie J.J. And also, I mean, I already mentioned
3545
01:40:41.820 –> 01:40:46.940
we have we’ve had an incredible run of guests, Max Blufar, Terry Ryan Dolo.
3546
01:40:47.320 –> 01:40:48.840
We interviewed him today.
3547
01:40:49.240 –> 01:40:52.180
Ryan McDonald next week, who plays Mark Michaels.
3548
01:40:52.740 –> 01:40:55.540
So and we’ve got a few others lined up that are some
3549
01:40:55.540 –> 01:40:59.320
some interesting and exciting guests to come.
3550
01:40:59.520 –> 01:41:00.780
So stay tuned.
3551
01:41:01.020 –> 01:41:04.240
And if you want to hear the interviews before they get dropped,
3552
01:41:05.140 –> 01:41:07.180
become a patron, because you’ll be able to hear them right away.
3553
01:41:07.180 –> 01:41:10.180
Like the Dolo interview is already live for our patrons.
3554
01:41:10.380 –> 01:41:12.020
So I like how you keep saying Dolo Dolo.
3555
01:41:12.160 –> 01:41:14.860
Yeah. He gave us permission to call him Dolo.
3556
01:41:14.940 –> 01:41:15.600
So that’s what I’m doing.
3557
01:41:15.900 –> 01:41:17.040
And that’s all I have.
3558
01:41:17.080 –> 01:41:18.940
So let’s go around with final comments.
3559
01:41:19.060 –> 01:41:21.980
I guess I final comments start with me, Mike.
3560
01:41:22.400 –> 01:41:23.380
Great job tonight.
3561
01:41:24.620 –> 01:41:26.700
And you’re a last minute ad.
3562
01:41:26.920 –> 01:41:28.440
Thank you so much for doing that.
3563
01:41:28.620 –> 01:41:32.480
I know that I didn’t give you much time, but I’m glad things worked out.
3564
01:41:33.380 –> 01:41:34.500
Great job tonight.
3565
01:41:34.680 –> 01:41:36.000
I love my panelists.
3566
01:41:36.000 –> 01:41:40.180
I mean, I love that we’re back to doing this as much work as it is for me.
3567
01:41:40.400 –> 01:41:41.460
This is a lot of fun.
3568
01:41:41.640 –> 01:41:43.820
It feels it feels like the old days again,
3569
01:41:43.840 –> 01:41:47.340
except now Victor sounds better and is more ragey.
3570
01:41:47.360 –> 01:41:49.040
So we’re hoping that, you know,
3571
01:41:49.540 –> 01:41:51.540
when you get back to work, you don’t lose some of that
3572
01:41:51.540 –> 01:41:52.700
because you’ll be tired again.
3573
01:41:52.740 –> 01:41:55.080
But you guys way to bring the energy tonight.
3574
01:41:55.120 –> 01:41:56.320
Thank you so much, Victor.
3575
01:41:57.620 –> 01:41:59.760
Yeah, Mike, thanks so much.
3576
01:42:00.240 –> 01:42:01.160
You were awesome.
3577
01:42:01.240 –> 01:42:03.700
And thanks for putting me in my place when you have to.
3578
01:42:03.700 –> 01:42:05.020
I appreciate that.
3579
01:42:05.200 –> 01:42:05.960
And I admire that.
3580
01:42:06.200 –> 01:42:07.060
So please.
3581
01:42:07.900 –> 01:42:09.460
We all admire that about you, Mike.
3582
01:42:09.500 –> 01:42:10.400
Well done. Well done.
3583
01:42:11.120 –> 01:42:14.260
No, no, I appreciate that.
3584
01:42:14.380 –> 01:42:15.300
Don’t hold back.
3585
01:42:16.580 –> 01:42:18.080
I welcome feedback.
3586
01:42:19.740 –> 01:42:20.840
And and and yeah,
3587
01:42:20.860 –> 01:42:23.880
I feel like we’ve seen each other too too much,
3588
01:42:23.880 –> 01:42:26.740
but it was nice to see Tanya tonight for sure.
3589
01:42:27.180 –> 01:42:29.080
It was nice to see you back, Victor, too.
3590
01:42:29.120 –> 01:42:31.940
I mean, we’ve missed you for a while there, Tanya.
3591
01:42:33.080 –> 01:42:35.320
Mike, thank you so much for coming out.
3592
01:42:35.520 –> 01:42:38.220
Just like the guy said, it’s it’s so wonderful.
3593
01:42:38.500 –> 01:42:41.940
Your point of view and all the notes that you’ve taken
3594
01:42:41.940 –> 01:42:44.900
and having the chips and in the history lesson
3595
01:42:44.900 –> 01:42:47.860
and the history lesson, we never knew that it wasn’t about chips.
3596
01:42:47.880 –> 01:42:49.380
So that was good to know.
3597
01:42:49.620 –> 01:42:51.840
I will pass that on to my children.
3598
01:42:53.000 –> 01:42:54.980
I think it was a fun.
3599
01:42:55.120 –> 01:42:56.080
It was a fun episode.
3600
01:42:56.320 –> 01:42:57.840
It wasn’t the top one.
3601
01:42:57.980 –> 01:43:00.000
No, but it was it was fun.
3602
01:43:00.000 –> 01:43:02.700
You know, Glenn’s laugh snort is back
3603
01:43:02.700 –> 01:43:06.140
and you can’t be disappointed about that.
3604
01:43:06.140 –> 01:43:07.800
That that’s a that’s a fun thing.
3605
01:43:08.280 –> 01:43:12.540
And yeah, I I wish everyone a happy new year.
3606
01:43:12.540 –> 01:43:13.620
Oh, yeah. It’s coming up.
3607
01:43:14.140 –> 01:43:16.720
And it’s great to be back to homework.
3608
01:43:17.620 –> 01:43:20.580
Yeah, this episode did exactly what it’s supposed to do.
3609
01:43:20.580 –> 01:43:22.520
Drop conversation.
3610
01:43:23.940 –> 01:43:25.780
And I love so great.
3611
01:43:25.940 –> 01:43:29.140
Mike, you’re absolutely the MVP of this episode.
3612
01:43:29.140 –> 01:43:32.160
And based on the exact reason that Victor already called out
3613
01:43:32.160 –> 01:43:35.520
the fact that you just teachered him and put him in his place.
3614
01:43:36.180 –> 01:43:37.780
Yeah. Well done, bud.
3615
01:43:38.900 –> 01:43:39.700
You bring it back again.
3616
01:43:39.820 –> 01:43:40.980
You’re more than welcome any time.
3617
01:43:41.300 –> 01:43:43.580
So this was I love these.
3618
01:43:43.840 –> 01:43:44.760
I love these so much.
3619
01:43:45.020 –> 01:43:46.660
These these review episodes.
3620
01:43:46.800 –> 01:43:47.640
I’m happy they’re back.
3621
01:43:47.720 –> 01:43:50.980
I love all the off season stuff, but these are always so much fun.
3622
01:43:51.480 –> 01:43:54.020
And especially because it’s fresh for all of us.
3623
01:43:54.300 –> 01:43:56.540
Not not literally because we know where everyone landed,
3624
01:43:56.540 –> 01:44:00.820
but it’s new and exciting and something we haven’t had a chance
3625
01:44:00.820 –> 01:44:02.720
to talk about and most people haven’t.
3626
01:44:02.960 –> 01:44:07.700
So I am so looking forward to the next five more weeks, I guess.
3627
01:44:07.960 –> 01:44:11.020
And all the stuff in between that comes with it.
3628
01:44:11.580 –> 01:44:14.600
And yeah, this is this is awesome, guys.
3629
01:44:14.680 –> 01:44:16.820
And bring on bring on season 11.
3630
01:44:17.280 –> 01:44:19.460
Like well, thanks for having me again.
3631
01:44:19.540 –> 01:44:22.360
I feel like I’ve been here three to three times
3632
01:44:22.360 –> 01:44:24.040
within like a month and a half.
3633
01:44:24.040 –> 01:44:27.140
So, you know, definitely let’s get other people’s faces in here
3634
01:44:27.140 –> 01:44:28.820
than my bad bearded face.
3635
01:44:29.180 –> 01:44:30.820
But it was a pleasure.
3636
01:44:31.280 –> 01:44:34.420
And, you know, being that it’s vacation week, the short
3637
01:44:34.420 –> 01:44:36.740
the short notice was an issue.
3638
01:44:36.860 –> 01:44:39.100
I’ve been off all week, like, you know, like all teachers in school.
3639
01:44:39.100 –> 01:44:41.680
So this is actually the best time.
3640
01:44:42.160 –> 01:44:45.600
You know, once I figured out that our nieces were going back to Texas
3641
01:44:46.040 –> 01:44:47.100
or one wouldn’t be here.
3642
01:44:47.100 –> 01:44:49.200
I thought they were going to stay over, but it’s fine.
3643
01:44:49.260 –> 01:44:51.460
So I actually had the time to do it yesterday,
3644
01:44:51.460 –> 01:44:54.160
do my homework, which I did.
3645
01:44:54.400 –> 01:44:55.560
And it was a great time.
3646
01:44:55.960 –> 01:44:59.040
Yeah. And, you know, looking forward to New Year’s Eve,
3647
01:44:59.200 –> 01:45:01.640
where we will have our traditional Chinese food.
3648
01:45:01.640 –> 01:45:03.480
And I will try to make my wife stay up till midnight.
3649
01:45:03.720 –> 01:45:04.920
And she will wait a minute.
3650
01:45:04.920 –> 01:45:06.320
I thought you were Catholic, not Jewish.
3651
01:45:06.480 –> 01:45:08.480
Oh, that’s for Christmas. Never mind. Sorry.
3652
01:45:09.320 –> 01:45:10.420
That was a bad joke.
3653
01:45:10.420 –> 01:45:14.460
You invite my brother over and he goes home
3654
01:45:14.460 –> 01:45:16.360
and I try to say, hey, want to stay up?
3655
01:45:16.380 –> 01:45:19.400
And she’s like, no, it must be the biggest sales day
3656
01:45:19.400 –> 01:45:20.820
of the year for Chinese restaurants,
3657
01:45:20.820 –> 01:45:24.180
because everybody I know has Chinese food on New Year’s.
3658
01:45:24.840 –> 01:45:27.320
And when New Year’s Eve, our place closes on Monday.
3659
01:45:28.040 –> 01:45:30.640
And when New Year’s Eve falls on a Monday, we were scrambling
3660
01:45:30.640 –> 01:45:33.080
a few years ago to find Chinese food.
3661
01:45:33.220 –> 01:45:34.460
Like, oh, my God, where are we going to go?
3662
01:45:34.660 –> 01:45:38.400
Every other place around us except our place.
3663
01:45:38.660 –> 01:45:39.440
But that’s everyone’s opinion.
3664
01:45:39.880 –> 01:45:41.300
So anyway, happy New Year, everybody.
3665
01:45:41.560 –> 01:45:42.360
Yes. Happy New Year.
3666
01:45:43.060 –> 01:45:44.700
I’ll see you all on the VIP party.
3667
01:45:45.000 –> 01:45:45.360
All right.
3668
01:45:45.380 –> 01:45:47.980
And I just want to shout out to everyone on the live stream tonight.
3669
01:45:47.980 –> 01:45:50.040
It was a busy live stream and lively one.
3670
01:45:50.040 –> 01:45:52.680
So everyone’s in great mood and great form.
3671
01:45:53.060 –> 01:45:55.520
So I’m going to play us off here with that song
3672
01:45:55.520 –> 01:45:57.200
that made Victor’s MVP.
3673
01:45:57.580 –> 01:46:00.940
I had to shazam it because it wasn’t on TuneFind yet.
3674
01:46:01.120 –> 01:46:03.660
I’ve added it to TuneFind and I’ve added it to the Letter
3675
01:46:03.660 –> 01:46:05.320
Kenny playlist on Spotify.
3676
01:46:05.420 –> 01:46:06.140
You’re a good man.
3677
01:46:06.740 –> 01:46:12.320
The song is called The Tree by Blitzen Trapper
3678
01:46:12.320 –> 01:46:14.140
featuring Alila Diane.
3679
01:46:14.620 –> 01:46:16.700
Let’s listen to this beauty for a second.
3680
01:46:20.040 –> 01:46:22.580
Just like diamonds all around,
3681
01:46:23.020 –> 01:46:25.480
a strange and changing sound,
3682
01:46:25.960 –> 01:46:28.380
a transformation in the ground.
3683
01:46:28.700 –> 01:46:31.300
The great and winding tree
3684
01:46:31.300 –> 01:46:34.080
splits the earth from sea to sea.
3685
01:46:34.520 –> 01:46:37.360
And my lover comes to me,
3686
01:46:37.660 –> 01:46:39.540
bids me follow endlessly
3687
01:46:40.150 –> 01:46:42.800
as she laughs and starts to climb
3688
01:46:42.800 –> 01:46:45.740
through the branches and the vines,
3689
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through the tangle of our minds.
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For this tree’s seed grows never-ending.
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And that’s all we have for this episode.
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Next week, we recap and review episode two of season 11,
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Okoya, with our buddy and co-writer
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01:47:02.360 –> 01:47:07.140
of today’s alphabet aerobics open, Liz Hoopla.
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Anyway, don’t forget to give our sponsor,
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If you’d like to support this podcast,
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rate us on iTunes, Spotify, or become a patron.
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You can also follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram,
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Thank you for joining us.
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Now we’re gonna bust open a bag of all-dressed chips
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and hit the after party.
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On behalf of Mike, Tanya, Matt, Victor, and myself,
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thank you for listening and have a great week
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01:47:35.720 –> 01:47:36.880
and happy new year.
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Must be blind if you’re to see.
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Must walk behind if you’re to lead.
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Must be the soil to the seed.
What are you thinking?