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We’re joined by our friend Mike who kicks out his favourite Letterkenny Holiday moments.
Episode Limerick:
It’s a Women’s, St. Perfect, Valentimes Day,
And we’re Haunting the specials in a Super Hard Way,
With Three Wise Men in tow,
Mike is here for the show,
It’s the best of Letterkenny holidays.
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The live stream of tonight’s podcast is made possible by our buddy Ian Service over at
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podcastaccelerator.com.
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It’s a women’s St. Perfect Valentine’s Day, and we’re haunting the specials in a super
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hard way.
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With three wise men in tow, Mike is here for the show.
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It’s the best of Letterkenny holidays.
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Hey Al, did you know that Thanksgiving is the day we celebrate when the pilgrims survive
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their first winter in Massachusetts Bay?
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Show off.
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You know, only about one third of the people on the Mayflower were actually religious
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pilgrims.
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The other two thirds were just looking for some economic opportunities here in America.
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Yeah, Mike, Thanksgiving was last month, dude.
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That fresh produce stand there.
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That’s a beauty.
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What do you listen to?
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My favorite murder podcast.
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Taggart and Doran’s podcast.
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The produce stand.
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Ah, fucking sexy.
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It’s Black Friday, and that means we are once again hanging out the produce stand
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podcast paying tribute to everything in the universe.
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Now I know what you’re thinking.
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There are many other podcasts of Letterkenny out there, but this one has the best deals
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for the holidays.
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I’m Al, your host, and joining me in the room as always is the lovely Tanya,
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the very festive Victor, and filling in for the under the weather squirrelly Matt
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We have our resident limeracist, Trace, and joining us this week.
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He is a high school history teacher from the Jersey Shore.
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I think he’s more of a Charlie Moore as opposed to a Billy McGregor.
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He’s a patron, a long time member of the DMD gens, and a really great guy.
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He’s a really great guy.
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Join me in making some noise for Mike.
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Wondrous.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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So Mike, you’re of a similar vintage.
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I mean, the on the live stream, they’ve already said, you know, we could be brothers
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because of our beards and stuff.
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And did you get the Charlie Moore and Billy McGregor reference?
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Not exactly now.
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TV teachers.
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Yes. You know, head of the class, head of the class.
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There’s the name Billy McGregor.
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Yeah. And Charlie, the Scottish guy.
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That’s right. And Charlie Moore played by Howard Hesseman.
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He was a history history teacher, high school history teacher.
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Go back a little bit, because Gabe Cotter, you know, OK, with my air, not my air.
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I was a young kid, but that was my first TV teacher.
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I think TV history teachers make the best of the characters.
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Yeah. You know, but there’s a lot of that.
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You know, it’s fun.
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I think I didn’t watch Welcome Back, Cotter.
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I think I might have been a touch younger for that.
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So I never I didn’t watch the first run.
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It was probably over about 76.
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So I was six years old or something.
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But you know, yeah, I feel like we got a big start there.
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That’s right.
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Vinny Bobberino.
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All right.
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Epstein, Mon Epstein, played by Robert Edges from Paseak, New Jersey.
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You know, they’re all local guys.
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So but he’s they all have a Travolta.
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I think they’re all dead.
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Uncapped was still alive.
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But whatever. Yeah.
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Cool. Well, welcome to the protostan.
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Mike, this is your first solo appearance, isn’t it?
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It is. So I have to I have to ask you.
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I mean, but it’s feel like because you’ve been with us forever
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on in the DM group on that on the egg all socials.
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But but I’ll ask you the standard questions.
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First of all, when when did you discover Letter Kenny?
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When it came to Hulu, you know, I thought the the previews on Hulu
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and watching whatever I consume a lot of shows.
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So when something pops up, it’s like, oh, I’ll try that.
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So when I saw the original, you know, what was coming,
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this letter, can you show?
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I think I don’t know the exact season, but it was like three or four.
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There was already a bank to watch over four seasons, 14, five.
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So I started at back at one, you know, and and quickly
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burned through them all and then just picked it up from there.
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So whenever it dropped on Hulu, I discovered it.
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I didn’t look at it. I didn’t see clips.
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I didn’t see the original online YouTube or anything. Right.
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So it was strictly when it came to Hulu.
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Cool. And when did you discover our podcast?
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Well, I discovered you guys
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off of the other podcast, off Dean and Tiara’s podcast.
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Oh, OK. I listened to that one first.
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I had a long, long commute back then.
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So I listened to them and then I found you off of them.
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I don’t know if it was because Awesome talked about it
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or I don’t know how I found you.
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But then I went back to the beginning of yours and caught up to
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caught up to you.
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And that’s a lot, a lot of Kenny content.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And then at some point, you know, I just was I was caught up.
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And it’s like, OK, well, now I got to wait.
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And then whenever I know when I joined the DM, but it was
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over a year ago, probably a year over,
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but maybe like last November or whenever I could look it up.
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But it’s all right.
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But you’ve been a huge, huge part of the damn group.
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I mean, you’ve you’ve met some of the other degens in the wild.
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And yeah, it’s been great.
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And are you coming up to Sudbury next?
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Yeah, there’s no way I can make that trip work in these people.
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And, you know, the little people that live here with me, sure, sure.
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All the animals and, you know, it’s not easy to get away from them.
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All right. Well, let’s let’s get started here with our weeks.
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How are you now? Tonight’s line up is going to be Tanya Victor, myself,
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Trace and our guest, Mike, will have the last word.
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Tanya, how’s your week?
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A loaded question.
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So we’ve actually been off for a couple of weeks, right? Yeah.
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So we we we got a virus.
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It wasn’t covid.
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We still haven’t gotten not that I’m complaining.
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Knock on wood. Don’t want it.
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Don’t want covid.
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But thought for sure it was covid this round
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because it it was just a complete and utter knockout.
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I got sick with the kids
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one of them brought at home and it was just full out.
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Hit the lungs, cough, cough, cough, fever, fever, fever,
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exhaustion, beyond exhaustion.
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And it wiped me out worse than I’ve ever been with,
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like for the longest time.
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I don’t think if you were out for a whole week,
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like the kids were home from school all week.
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Tanya didn’t work all week.
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Yeah, it was a complete and utter knockout because usually I can work
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and keep going, like not from work, but but still keep going.
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And and this was like, no, you’re stopping.
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And and that was that.
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And so if I lose my voice here and there or trying to clear my throat,
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I’m still I’m still not complete, but I’m way, way, way better than what I was.
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So that one wasn’t so fun.
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And then on top of that, we’re doing our another renovation
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because we apparently like doing that, especially at this time of the year.
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We did this for punishment.
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I know. Right.
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So and it was like the worst timing ever.
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Like we had this planned that the renovation was going to happen.
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It was it was going to be early November.
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And our cold hit and everything just kind of completely came to a screeching halt.
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We’re doing the the new floors and the bedrooms
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and the walls were supposed to be prepped and painted and carpet out
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and new floor down and everything just stopped.
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So we’re winding back up again.
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But now this is completely shift the the time frame out.
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And now we’re not going to get done until well into December.
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And now the the the craziness is really going to start
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because it’s going to be trying to bring out the Christmas tree
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and trying to put beds back into bedrooms.
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I’m in week two of sleeping in my kitchen.
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Such a weird anyway.
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We don’t even know where we are anymore.
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So that and then on top of that.
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Oh, my gosh, I feel like I’m a Debbie Downer here.
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I know. And so on top of that, I have somehow pinched a nerve in my shoulder.
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I know. Right.
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It’s terrible.
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I don’t know whether it’s all the coughing, all the sneezing
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or moving of the furniture or sleeping on a terrible like futon from hell.
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But I have somehow pinched a nerve in my shoulder.
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I actually went to the doctor because I was like, I can’t move my arm anymore.
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Like, this is crazy.
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I can move my neck, but my shoulder is done.
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And so they’ve identified it as a pinched nerve.
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And so that’s not been any fun whatsoever.
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And I hate not being able to move things
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because we’re moving everything right now.
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So that’s been a pain in the butt, well, pain in the shoulder.
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But oh, my gosh, that was like terrible, wasn’t it?
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That was really depressing.
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Maybe maybe right after.
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Why don’t we why don’t we move on to Victor?
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I know he’s giving you the blue spatula.
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Victor’s got the New Jersey Devils background.
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They’re his team and and they have been on an impressive streak.
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But their streak was ended by the Toronto Maple Leaf.
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So maybe Victor will also be in a in a poor mood.
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How are you doing, Victor?
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Technically, the Devils won that game four to two, but whatever.
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No, because the Devils don’t know what a goal.
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Devils fans don’t know what a goal is.
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Yeah, it’s not soccer.
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You can’t kick a puck into a net.
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Yeah. Anyway.
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You know, that’s a long sigh.
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Holy crap.
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It’s it’s nice to have you here, Mike, but it is a carnal sin
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to be to to be living in Jersey, but to be a Rangers fan.
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So I don’t know what to say about that, except maybe just this.
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Where is it? There is there.
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Oh, my miss Mike missed that whole thing.
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So you have to restart.
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But before you do, let me just say happy Thanksgiving
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to our friends in the U.S. and Black Friday.
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So exciting.
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I know this is your like your biggest time of the year.
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And that is super exciting.
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I’m worth celebrating.
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So it’s Black Friday bigger than Box Boxing Day.
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They don’t have Boxing Day.
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They don’t. Oh, they don’t.
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Well, yeah, but by virtue of that, yes.
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So it’s bigger than.
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But no, Thanksgiving is bigger than Christmas. Right.
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But if you ask about Thanksgiving,
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I thought Thanksgiving was bigger in the States celebrated bigger.
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I wouldn’t I wouldn’t say it’s bigger than Christmas.
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No, I don’t know.
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I wouldn’t say bigger than Christmas.
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You get more days off for Christmas.
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I mean, I mean, reindeer can fly.
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Turkeys can fly.
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So, OK.
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So my goodness, you miss what you miss was Victor
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giving you the blue spatula for living in New Jersey,
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but being a Rangers fan.
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So I forgot one of my props to hold out for a minute.
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It’s all good.
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I don’t know. I guess I’ll bring it up.
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I’m like, oh, I forgot the thing.
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I’ve been I forgive you because you’re wearing
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you’re repping the pot on your T-shirt.
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So ABC, baby. There you go.
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Awesome. What would it be worse than like living in Toronto
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and being a Jersey fan?
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Oh, no, nothing. Yeah.
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No, no, no. But but Toronto, I’m obviously Toronto is my team,
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but they’re they’re just my homer team.
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Like you have to root for them.
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Like I was I was always a Jersey fan from from the time I started.
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I got into hockey in 1987.
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I was the biggest New Jersey fan and the biggest Ron Hextall fan.
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So those were my two kind of big things
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that I’ve always stayed very loyal and true to.
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Should have known more.
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Yeah, that’s what told me a lot about Victor
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when I found out he’s an Hextall fan.
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And and it’s very it’s very easy to be a Leafs fan
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because you have no expectations.
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You have very low expectations and they and they meet
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your expectations every single year for every year.
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You do. You’re right.
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It’s been it’s been really, really easy.
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Anyway, how’s my week?
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My week’s been OK.
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Our our stove, our stove went belly up last Sunday.
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And and so we thought it was toast, but the technician came and said,
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you just need to replace your control display board.
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We think it’s fried.
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And so today the part came, he came to replace it, took it out,
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and it was completely fried completely.
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He couldn’t explain why or how it happened, but he said,
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hey, it lasted you 11 years.
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Be happy and be even happier
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that there’s an exact part available to replace it.
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So yeah, yeah.
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So five hundred dollars later, we got it.
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You know, we got our and he said it’s a great investment
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because if you buy a stove now, they typically last four or five years.
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They just don’t last beyond that.
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It’s like the stove that we have is going to last us
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another 11 years if we replace that part.
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So we did and we’re good.
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OK, getting a lot of people complaining in the live stream
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that we’re talking too much hockey.
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So we’re going to move on.
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I literally spend the last three minutes talking about a stove.
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But anyway, Aaron points out there is a delay with the live
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stove, not toast. Yeah.
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So anyway, we’ll we’ll move on.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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My week, it’s been a lot last week.
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I mean, the reason we had to skip last week
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is because I had a house full of sick people
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and I was scrambling to to finish the last season of Yes, We Were Open.
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I was just too busy.
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I had no time. But then.
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Letter Kenny drops the season 11 teasers and I’m like, son of a bitch,
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the one week we take off and there’s like so much to talk about.
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So kudos, I’m going to say now to Trace and to the takeover team
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for for stepping in last second and doing a last minute episode last week
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to cover that bit of news, because, you know, we wouldn’t be a universe
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podcast if we had missed that that important piece of news.
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So thank you guys for doing it.
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I know it was kind of a last minute ask.
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I mean, I threw it out there.
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I, you know, you didn’t have to do it, but I appreciate that you did.
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No, we cracked the code out.
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We were so we were so down and out.
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So, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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There was no way I had no time to do anything.
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So kudos to guess to Casey, to Aaron, to Trace, to Liz.
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And awesome. You guys, as usual, did a great job filling in.
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And we appreciate you.
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And everyone else who joined in on the call, Robby, Stephen,
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who else is in there?
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Adrian. Adrian sounds like a real party.
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Yeah, it was. I was a regular I call social.
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Oh, man. Was there Mike?
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I was there. Yeah, I was there.
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Yeah. Yeah, he’s a kid kid.
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Maybe just to bring it back.
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Just to bring it back to hockey, you guys are the collective e bug.
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What a collective bug.
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What?
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Chad was there, too.
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Yes. And I’m missing one other person.
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I’m blanking on Michelle was there.
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Oh, yeah. Michelle was there.
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No, just one other guy from Colorado.
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What’s his name? Joey.
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Joey was there, too.
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So you guys are beauties.
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Thank you so much for filling in.
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And you had some interesting insight and analysis on those teasers.
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So I’m looking forward to seeing whether those come true.
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Yeah. So, yeah, so this week’s been a little bit less crazy
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because everyone’s like the kids are back to school.
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Taney’s back to work.
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They’re feeling a lot better.
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I no longer working on on the work podcast.
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You were working like three.
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Oh, yeah. Friday night.
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So last Friday, I was I was up until three o’clock
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finishing the last episode of podcast.
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The next day, Saturday, I was up till three o’clock in the morning
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because I had a gig with the band.
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So I was a writer.
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I was it’s amazing, though, that I had a house full of sick people.
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And I still don’t understand.
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I don’t know what happened. I didn’t get it.
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We were. I didn’t get it.
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We were all caught like there was no containing it anymore.
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I’m still maybe I already had it and it just it was just a mouthful.
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The stress is keeping you together.
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I think the stress got dragon blood.
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The stress kept me kept me healthy through
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because I had so many deadlines last week.
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And it’s you know, yeah, it is what it is.
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Thankfully, I was able to get everything done this week.
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It’s a little bit more relaxed.
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I’m still sleeping, sleeping in the kitchen, though.
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Tanya and I started watching that.
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You’re sleeping in the living room.
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That happens to be open to my mattress in the middle of my living room.
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And then there’s the kitchen like it’s right.
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It’s all open.
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You’re you’re adjacent to the you’re adjacent to the island.
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Anyway, Tanya and I started the crown.
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We’re three episodes into the latest season of The Crown.
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We’re watching it on a phone because we don’t have a TV right now
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because everything’s packed up.
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Anyway, this is so hard.
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Yeah, I started Dairy Girls.
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That’s really fun.
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I’m really enjoying that.
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So, yeah, just kind of staying, you know, watching whatever is available.
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And White Lotus is a good show.
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If you’re looking, I started some two or three episodes, two episodes into that.
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And I’m still waiting for it to grab me.
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So far, it’s just season one or season.
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You’re starting with season one.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right. That’s that resort thing, right?
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Where they’re. Yeah, it’s very good.
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We finished working mom.
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It’s fine. So far.
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But the story so far has been kind of boring.
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I don’t know. We’ll see.
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Well, I don’t remember.
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It’s a good show. Just just be patient.
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Well, Erin says she loved White Lotus.
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I’ll give it a keep watching.
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I just so far I’m like I’m waiting for it to grab me and it hasn’t yet.
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So probably because you’re watching it on your, you know, I watch or whatever.
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Anyway, and so I’ve been able to catch up on a few things this week
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because of that, I finally put out the the trip.
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Are you OK there?
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And finally put out the trailer for our season of Shorsie, which was months ago.
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Still having like still a bunch of other stuff.
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We still have to finish the
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the the bracket, the cold open bracket.
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So there’s one battle left to do that.
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Oh, my God. He’s still working.
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Oh, my God. There’s just so much.
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I’ve fallen behind because I’ve been doing actual work,
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the stuff that’s paying.
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So anyway, getting back to doing all that other stuff.
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Trace, thank you so much for joining and fulfilling.
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And Matt, Matt was a he tweeted out this that he was up since 330 this morning.
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I’m not sure whether he’s sick or whether one of his kids are sick.
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That’s the last we heard of it.
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Yeah. And that was the last we heard of him.
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So I feel like I kind of knew he wasn’t going to make it tonight.
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So I thank you for filling in for him last minute.
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Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
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I’ve got my trusty hat on because, well, you got to.
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Yeah, because you’re playing the part of Matt playing the part of Matt
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and I don’t know.
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This week’s been it’s been great because I worked for three days
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and I got the next four off, which I’ll never hate.
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And, you know, everything else has been going good.
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Have some family in town and.
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It’s good to see them and.
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I got two more days off, so whatever, man. Great.
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Awesome. Well, how’s the weather been there?
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It’s been good. It rained a little yesterday,
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but it got up to like sixty five, seven degrees today.
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Actually, we had a pretty mild day today, too.
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Actually, tomorrow’s supposed to be pretty mild.
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Yeah. So so gay global warming.
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Now, I know I’m just yeah.
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What else can you do?
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It is what it is.
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It’s almost December and we’re we’re still in the teens here.
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But we’ve had quite a bit of snow.
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We’ve had a little bit of snow, not quite a bit.
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We’ve yet to have any snow.
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Yeah, we I I know I came into the house.
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There was like it was fall and then all of a sudden snow
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and the season changed while I was sick.
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And then I went back outside and going crap.
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Yeah, she she got sick.
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It was fall. She she got better.
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She went outside going when the fuck did it become winter out here?
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Yeah, I tried to go for a walk around the block
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and I’m like freaking snow everywhere.
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Before we get to Mike, I forgot to mention
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I was also on Toronto Mike last night.
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So if anyone here listens to or wants to hear about me
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talking about my other podcast, Toronto Mike is a lot of fun.
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And we do get to a little bit of letter Kenny talk in there as well,
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but not too much.
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He doesn’t like the show.
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No, well, I wasn’t I wasn’t there in the the capacity of this podcast.
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I was there to promote my work podcast.
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So but I still got some money saves this content for here.
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Yes. Yes, I do. Exactly.
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Yeah, Mike doesn’t deserve this gold.
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Mike, but not you, Mike.
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Toronto Mike doesn’t deserve this gold.
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New Jersey, Mike absolutely deserves everything.
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Go ahead, New Jersey, Mike.
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How was the how’s your week?
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Pretty good.
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Now, coupled to last week, it’s been two really easy weeks at school.
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The seniors were off on their senior trip to Disney.
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So half of my classes were pretty much just studies because you got,
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you know, half your classes gone.
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You’re not really doing anything.
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So that was last week.
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And then short two and a half days this week.
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I had to do another dance Wednesday night.
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We had the homecoming dance.
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So I was out there chaperoning myself and a bunch of other people,
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which was, you know, is what it is when you take on those student role,
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student activities role and then high school or college or what grade?
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High school, nine to 12.
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And then yesterday was fine.
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You know, we have small Thanksgiving.
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My mom, dad and brother came over here and, you know, with the kids,
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they barely eat anything, but it’s OK.
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My son ate a lot of turkey with ketchup.
474
00:22:08.010 –> 00:22:11.470
So you kids and they had a good time.
475
00:22:11.530 –> 00:22:13.310
Today was my mom’s birthday, so we had lunch.
476
00:22:14.130 –> 00:22:16.210
And, you know, I just spent the rest of the day.
477
00:22:16.390 –> 00:22:18.950
He put the tree up way too early, in my opinion.
478
00:22:19.070 –> 00:22:20.950
But my wife loves to have it up today.
479
00:22:20.970 –> 00:22:22.410
I’m with you. And I love her.
480
00:22:22.450 –> 00:22:25.210
So, you know, I don’t really argue with you much anymore.
481
00:22:25.630 –> 00:22:27.350
Man, she shouldn’t go up until December.
482
00:22:27.530 –> 00:22:28.610
No, it’s not true.
483
00:22:28.670 –> 00:22:29.770
Unless it’s real.
484
00:22:30.010 –> 00:22:30.950
Unless the real tree mark.
485
00:22:30.950 –> 00:22:33.910
This is the first year we do not have a real tree.
486
00:22:34.510 –> 00:22:37.030
At the end of last year, she’s like, we’re just going to buy one.
487
00:22:37.370 –> 00:22:38.210
They were super cheap.
488
00:22:38.390 –> 00:22:40.790
So she’s like, let’s just eat that with it.
489
00:22:40.790 –> 00:22:42.110
You know, it’s too much of a hassle.
490
00:22:42.230 –> 00:22:44.950
Truck out to the tree place and then cut it down.
491
00:22:45.810 –> 00:22:46.610
We made the memories.
492
00:22:46.750 –> 00:22:48.170
We don’t need to keep making it.
493
00:22:48.250 –> 00:22:49.690
You know what? You’ll never go back.
494
00:22:49.770 –> 00:22:52.010
We did the same. I think the first few years that we were married,
495
00:22:52.010 –> 00:22:53.930
we did the real tree and then we stopped.
496
00:22:54.310 –> 00:22:56.710
The only downside to that, though, is that you got to store
497
00:22:56.710 –> 00:23:00.350
the darn thing for like the 11 months
498
00:23:00.350 –> 00:23:02.550
and you only have it up for a few weeks.
499
00:23:02.590 –> 00:23:03.810
And then that’s it again.
500
00:23:03.810 –> 00:23:04.770
Yeah, it’s true.
501
00:23:05.210 –> 00:23:08.030
Well, the super downside, the super downside of it is,
502
00:23:08.810 –> 00:23:11.910
you know, it never goes back into the box the way you think.
503
00:23:12.430 –> 00:23:12.870
No, you’re right.
504
00:23:13.570 –> 00:23:14.930
And take it out of the box.
505
00:23:15.150 –> 00:23:16.410
We have a bag now for it.
506
00:23:16.630 –> 00:23:20.690
So without without fail, you put it up and half the strands don’t work.
507
00:23:21.110 –> 00:23:22.270
Yeah, that’s pretty lit.
508
00:23:22.390 –> 00:23:24.110
This thing seems to plug it in.
509
00:23:24.210 –> 00:23:25.250
But you know what I’m saying?
510
00:23:25.790 –> 00:23:27.470
Eventually, it will not be.
511
00:23:27.470 –> 00:23:31.870
I’m sure that’s what our soldering gun is for.
512
00:23:34.070 –> 00:23:36.250
Yeah. OK. Well, I mean, sure.
513
00:23:36.950 –> 00:23:38.210
There are a little fake tree, though.
514
00:23:38.230 –> 00:23:40.550
So I was pushing for a tree for a while. Yeah.
515
00:23:40.550 –> 00:23:41.390
I was like, let’s just do thing.
516
00:23:41.630 –> 00:23:42.690
We, you know, we grew up with that.
517
00:23:42.770 –> 00:23:45.430
So it’s like, hey, take it down whenever, put it back whenever.
518
00:23:46.790 –> 00:23:47.950
So I’m with you. Yeah.
519
00:23:48.150 –> 00:23:50.310
Real tree. I mean, save the save the trees. Come on.
520
00:23:51.090 –> 00:23:51.470
All right.
521
00:23:51.590 –> 00:23:53.550
You know, yesterday was the U.S. Thanksgiving.
522
00:23:53.690 –> 00:23:55.850
I’m sure you guys are still getting over your turkey comas
523
00:23:55.850 –> 00:23:59.950
and you could probably use a coffee to to to stay alert during this episode.
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So why don’t we listen to this word from our sponsor?
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00:24:07.710 –> 00:24:11.630
I was going to say coffee squirreling, Dan, as in diabolical coffee.
529
00:24:11.950 –> 00:24:14.470
OK, I am sorry for my outburst earlier.
530
00:24:14.770 –> 00:24:16.630
Apology accepted, cunt.
531
00:24:16.770 –> 00:24:19.550
Now, as I was saying, they got stuff at the produce stand.
532
00:24:19.730 –> 00:24:21.670
Isn’t that right, Dick Skin? Dickens.
533
00:24:22.090 –> 00:24:24.350
And maybe we should let Glenn handle the read.
534
00:24:24.350 –> 00:24:29.890
Well, it is devilishly good coffee and diabolically awesome swag.
535
00:24:30.430 –> 00:24:33.650
And speaking of swag, I’ve designed some new T-shirts on the sea.
536
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537
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You can order a bean whole bean.
538
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Can I get a course? We’ve got a course.
539
00:24:39.990 –> 00:24:44.310
Let’s get standard grind standard grad going once we got espresso in the back.
540
00:24:44.330 –> 00:24:46.690
Hey, cups really should be part of this conversation.
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543
00:24:55.170 –> 00:24:56.450
What if I get a bit of both?
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00:24:56.810 –> 00:25:00.910
Well, then that’s 20 percent off your total purchase for a grand total of 20 percent off.
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Sold.
546
00:25:02.170 –> 00:25:04.150
Speaking of merch, I’ve got these T-shirts.
547
00:25:04.250 –> 00:25:04.990
That’s enough, pastor.
548
00:25:05.130 –> 00:25:07.950
Last time I had coffee this good, I was down minnican with a few buddies.
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00:25:08.230 –> 00:25:09.350
These tasties.
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McBurry, thank you, diabolical coffee and Eric for your support.
551
00:25:15.650 –> 00:25:17.610
Yes, thank you, Eric, for your support.
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00:25:17.610 –> 00:25:19.450
We really have to get Matt on letter.
553
00:25:19.490 –> 00:25:23.270
Kenny playing like Alexander’s brother or something like I think.
554
00:25:24.890 –> 00:25:27.770
So welcome new Twitter followers.
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Melissa, Brad Ryan from the from best country on the planet.
556
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And that’s Canada.
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Fatima Mariano D’Souza, Killer Queen, MB from West Virginia,
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Beavis Christ from Fort or Beavis Christ for 20.
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Tim, from behind you, Paul Johnstone from Suffolk, UK,
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Kevin from Newmarket, just like up the street here, legends and VR.
561
00:25:50.390 –> 00:25:51.950
Do you know who Kevin is?
562
00:25:52.130 –> 00:25:53.190
Sure I do. Yeah.
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00:25:53.190 –> 00:25:54.790
Legends never die from Florida.
564
00:25:55.050 –> 00:25:59.030
Phil Freiman, Mark Nelson, top guy from San Jose, California.
565
00:26:00.090 –> 00:26:04.630
TV to me, Michelle Kazuba from Somewhere with Cats,
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00:26:05.090 –> 00:26:09.030
Marky Mall, Frankie Pozos from from Los Angeles,
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00:26:09.270 –> 00:26:13.370
Bros from East Bay, Cats in a Bag, 420.DSK,
568
00:26:13.370 –> 00:26:17.430
Tyler Adams, Brian O’Connor from Ireland,
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00:26:22.330 –> 00:26:23.570
Greg Krupsack.
570
00:26:23.990 –> 00:26:29.790
Elon Musk is a twat waffle from the from the province of depression.
571
00:26:29.970 –> 00:26:31.010
I’m just reading them, people.
572
00:26:31.630 –> 00:26:33.310
But festive. You miss that?
573
00:26:33.310 –> 00:26:34.530
But festive, yeah.
574
00:26:35.770 –> 00:26:37.750
He’s a twat waffle, but festive.
575
00:26:38.550 –> 00:26:42.930
Case, Angry Canuck, Rich DeFeo, Brian Rains from California,
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00:26:42.930 –> 00:26:45.210
Daniel Hardy, Craig Christopher,
577
00:26:45.910 –> 00:26:48.490
Jonal Cross from Canada, Moose Squatch,
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00:26:48.850 –> 00:26:53.590
The Dude Abides from the United States, Steven Wicklack from Warren,
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00:26:53.850 –> 00:26:58.690
Rhode Island, Russell Daniels, Huckleberry Sid from Toronto,
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00:26:58.910 –> 00:27:03.690
Bears Down for Life from Illinois, T Morrill, Jason Schneider,
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00:27:03.910 –> 00:27:08.670
Joel Z from L.A., Mike Guild from Indiana,
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00:27:08.670 –> 00:27:12.030
Cody Swigger, Cult of Splat, the ads homepage,
583
00:27:12.310 –> 00:27:17.750
Jeff Dalton Colbert or Colbert, Stas from Suburbs of Chicago,
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00:27:18.490 –> 00:27:21.170
Amber Napier, Erutides,
585
00:27:21.750 –> 00:27:25.090
this is in Portuguese, Erutides dos Prezes from.
586
00:27:25.090 –> 00:27:26.730
Oh, yeah, say it for me.
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00:27:27.570 –> 00:27:28.390
From Massachusetts.
588
00:27:28.390 –> 00:27:31.050
I can say that, but I can’t say Massachusetts.
589
00:27:32.350 –> 00:27:34.530
XOTG Reaper, Secret.
590
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I’m lost, Tanya.
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Elizabeth Martin Webb and that skip guy.
592
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Thank you for following and hopefully for listening.
593
00:27:43.750 –> 00:27:46.930
Previously on Letter Kenny, last week, we chose the worst week
594
00:27:46.930 –> 00:27:49.490
to take off because they announced Letter Kenny season 11.
595
00:27:49.710 –> 00:27:52.830
So the TPS takeover team came to the rescue and pulled together
596
00:27:52.830 –> 00:27:55.810
a last minute episode, analyzing the two teasers that were dropped
597
00:27:55.810 –> 00:27:57.210
by the by Crave and Hulu.
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00:27:57.530 –> 00:28:00.670
This week, our buddy Mike joins us apropos of the holidays
599
00:28:00.670 –> 00:28:03.090
to kick out the best Letter Kenny holiday moments.
600
00:28:03.370 –> 00:28:04.070
Great timing, Mike.
601
00:28:04.070 –> 00:28:05.370
Thank you for joining us.
602
00:28:05.490 –> 00:28:06.190
So here we go.
603
00:28:06.210 –> 00:28:07.870
Well, don’t bore us. Get to the chorus.
604
00:28:08.190 –> 00:28:11.590
Tell us, first of all, what your criteria was for selecting these.
605
00:28:12.490 –> 00:28:15.570
OK, well, my criteria for selecting holiday episodes
606
00:28:15.570 –> 00:28:19.550
was it was only six to go through because that was, you know,
607
00:28:19.670 –> 00:28:21.990
that was a a primary concern.
608
00:28:22.150 –> 00:28:24.750
It’s like, what’s not going to take a lot of time?
609
00:28:24.870 –> 00:28:26.390
It’s key to volunteer for homework.
610
00:28:26.490 –> 00:28:28.170
That isn’t a whole lot of work.
611
00:28:28.270 –> 00:28:29.290
Well done there, Mike.
612
00:28:29.470 –> 00:28:33.110
Aaron did like the whole happiness that ended up to like,
613
00:28:33.110 –> 00:28:34.770
well, first, I reviewed every episode.
614
00:28:35.430 –> 00:28:38.610
It’s a lot of why I expect to see like your work.
615
00:28:38.750 –> 00:28:40.010
You show your work. You’re a teacher.
616
00:28:40.110 –> 00:28:43.310
You should show your work like on a pad.
617
00:28:43.410 –> 00:28:45.330
I just have page after page.
618
00:28:46.610 –> 00:28:51.190
But holiday episodes are really great because they’re standalone episodes.
619
00:28:51.350 –> 00:28:53.770
You know, you don’t have anything for after.
620
00:28:54.650 –> 00:28:57.370
And I like to think that they’re like Katie’s Tarts.
621
00:28:57.630 –> 00:28:59.150
Holiday episodes are like Katie’s Tarts.
622
00:28:59.430 –> 00:29:01.650
They’re satisfying. They don’t last long.
623
00:29:01.650 –> 00:29:03.630
And you never know when you’re going to get them.
624
00:29:03.830 –> 00:29:07.510
So they’re really something you can dig into, like Katie’s Tarts.
625
00:29:08.550 –> 00:29:09.990
And hopefully there are 19 of them.
626
00:29:10.330 –> 00:29:11.830
So that’d be great.
627
00:29:12.470 –> 00:29:15.250
They also feature like the whole cast, you know, for the most part,
628
00:29:15.830 –> 00:29:19.230
they look for something to do for the whole cast, most of them.
629
00:29:20.410 –> 00:29:22.590
And there’s a lot of mouths to feed, you know.
630
00:29:22.930 –> 00:29:25.410
So I noticed in going over them so many times,
631
00:29:25.490 –> 00:29:29.530
there’s also like repetition in the things like Halloween had a lot of
632
00:29:29.530 –> 00:29:32.430
basically was the same scene over with different stuff,
633
00:29:32.670 –> 00:29:34.190
same kind of thing with Valentine’s Day.
634
00:29:34.530 –> 00:29:36.050
So, I mean, there was that, too.
635
00:29:36.050 –> 00:29:40.250
And I don’t know if that is so you can serve all those characters
636
00:29:40.250 –> 00:29:43.890
or if it was just because they wanted to pump something out,
637
00:29:43.910 –> 00:29:46.850
which was still fantastic, but, you know, a little formula.
638
00:29:47.010 –> 00:29:47.970
So that was that as well.
639
00:29:48.090 –> 00:29:48.970
Same thing with Christmas.
640
00:29:49.090 –> 00:29:51.070
You know, it was a pattern of waning presents.
641
00:29:51.410 –> 00:29:52.950
So that was something.
642
00:29:53.270 –> 00:29:57.010
The other thing I observed about these holiday episodes is, you know,
643
00:29:57.010 –> 00:30:01.410
I tried to like work, you know, kind of forecast what are
644
00:30:01.410 –> 00:30:03.350
what could they possibly still do?
645
00:30:04.110 –> 00:30:06.310
You have your Canadian Thanksgiving hasn’t been mentioned.
646
00:30:06.330 –> 00:30:09.410
Right. They got Canada Day, which also, I don’t know,
647
00:30:09.490 –> 00:30:12.770
we’re going to maybe someday find out that’s actually Wednesday as well.
648
00:30:13.070 –> 00:30:14.230
Right. Well, he says.
649
00:30:15.490 –> 00:30:17.350
But then I thought it’d be a perfect one.
650
00:30:18.210 –> 00:30:20.050
Maybe an Arbor Day Earth Day.
651
00:30:20.130 –> 00:30:25.170
So they could also then hit the the environmental thing, too, you know,
652
00:30:25.170 –> 00:30:29.150
because they do like to make points with their their show as well
653
00:30:29.150 –> 00:30:31.050
and make a point about the environment.
654
00:30:31.070 –> 00:30:32.170
So that could be some things.
655
00:30:32.630 –> 00:30:35.230
But the criteria basically was what makes me laugh.
656
00:30:38.290 –> 00:30:41.370
And it’s not, as you were saying in the pre show,
657
00:30:41.730 –> 00:30:44.850
what makes me laugh isn’t necessarily what makes everyone else laugh.
658
00:30:44.890 –> 00:30:45.870
So I hope they do.
659
00:30:46.290 –> 00:30:48.530
I hope these are things that everyone appreciates.
660
00:30:48.710 –> 00:30:51.710
But it was really just like what struck me as funny.
661
00:30:51.710 –> 00:30:56.470
And hopefully, you know, everyone else will find them the same.
662
00:30:57.050 –> 00:30:59.670
Well, I told you in the pre show, the one of the scenes you picked here
663
00:30:59.670 –> 00:31:02.950
is probably one of my favorite letter candy scenes of all time.
664
00:31:03.530 –> 00:31:04.790
So you did good.
665
00:31:04.890 –> 00:31:06.410
And we’ll get to those in a second.
666
00:31:07.430 –> 00:31:09.690
I do agree with the holiday specials.
667
00:31:09.790 –> 00:31:12.090
Like, it’s it’s smarter than to make these holiday episodes
668
00:31:12.890 –> 00:31:16.550
because they’re guaranteed to be played every year at least once.
669
00:31:16.870 –> 00:31:20.170
Right. And but there’s like a million Christmas specials. Right.
670
00:31:20.170 –> 00:31:23.410
So what they have to do is they have to find those those those holidays
671
00:31:23.410 –> 00:31:25.110
that don’t have any representation.
672
00:31:25.250 –> 00:31:28.070
Like, for example, one of my favorite movies of all time is Groundhog Day.
673
00:31:28.310 –> 00:31:30.990
It’s the only Groundhog Day movie as far as I can tell.
674
00:31:31.850 –> 00:31:35.050
And but everyone will watch it every year because it’s Groundhog Day.
675
00:31:35.150 –> 00:31:38.870
Right. And I think you need to I think letter candy needs to find that holiday.
676
00:31:39.010 –> 00:31:41.890
Like maybe it’s International Women’s Day because I can’t think of another
677
00:31:41.890 –> 00:31:44.510
show that’s done an International Women’s Day special.
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00:31:44.590 –> 00:31:47.030
So that’ll that’ll be interesting going forward.
679
00:31:47.030 –> 00:31:50.870
But I’d love to see a Canada Day episode, a New Year’s Eve episode.
680
00:31:51.810 –> 00:31:54.170
St. Patrick’s Day. They they did a really.
681
00:31:54.430 –> 00:31:56.590
Yeah, they did a really good job with that one.
682
00:31:56.590 –> 00:31:59.190
New Year’s Eve would be really close to what they did for Christmas, though.
683
00:31:59.430 –> 00:32:02.350
I think there’d be a lot of the same like house party overtones.
684
00:32:02.830 –> 00:32:04.990
But, you know, whatever they did, we’re going to watch it.
685
00:32:05.090 –> 00:32:07.070
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Victoria Day.
686
00:32:07.090 –> 00:32:08.750
That’d be a good one to do. That’s more.
687
00:32:08.870 –> 00:32:10.190
I think that’s a very Canadian holiday.
688
00:32:10.330 –> 00:32:11.550
You guys don’t have Victoria Day.
689
00:32:11.950 –> 00:32:13.870
Yeah, that would stand out.
690
00:32:14.010 –> 00:32:14.950
Yeah. I mean, that’s the first.
691
00:32:14.950 –> 00:32:18.970
How about Passover, where the plague has to cross over all the houses
692
00:32:18.970 –> 00:32:21.590
and the first born has to die or something like that?
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00:32:21.610 –> 00:32:24.610
Sure. I think they could probably do something a lot really.
694
00:32:24.610 –> 00:32:28.410
Well, they did the Easter one and and weren’t they holding the cross?
695
00:32:28.550 –> 00:32:31.730
Yeah. And that was kind of like they did the passion play.
696
00:32:31.870 –> 00:32:33.930
It was the passion play. Sure.
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00:32:34.270 –> 00:32:36.150
Got to smear a little puppers above the door.
698
00:32:37.090 –> 00:32:38.850
All right. We’re going to get started with this.
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00:32:39.010 –> 00:32:40.870
I’m going to share my screen here so we can.
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00:32:41.410 –> 00:32:44.790
So to all of those who are listening right now, I’ll try my best
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00:32:44.790 –> 00:32:46.170
to describe what’s going on.
702
00:32:46.390 –> 00:32:49.210
But eventually we will put out a video version of this on YouTube.
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00:32:49.290 –> 00:32:52.670
So if there’s anything you missed, you’ll be able to watch it then.
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00:32:52.690 –> 00:32:54.470
But let me just share my screen here.
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00:32:56.110 –> 00:32:57.570
Make sure the sound’s on.
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00:32:57.630 –> 00:33:01.550
And here we go with you’ve got 12 clips here, Mike.
707
00:33:01.610 –> 00:33:06.410
So we’re going to do Mike’s 12 top 12 to 12 and 11 are both short.
708
00:33:06.470 –> 00:33:09.970
So they’re kind of like appetizers to the main the main course here.
709
00:33:09.970 –> 00:33:11.310
So are the main dinner.
710
00:33:12.610 –> 00:33:13.970
So but yeah, like 12.
711
00:33:14.480 –> 00:33:16.050
Sounds good. Here we go.
712
00:33:16.290 –> 00:33:18.650
Mike’s favorite letter, Kenny, holiday moment.
713
00:33:18.650 –> 00:33:20.290
Oh, where the heck is there?
714
00:33:20.550 –> 00:33:23.330
Mike’s favorite letter, Kenny, holiday moments.
715
00:33:27.920 –> 00:33:29.140
Number 12.
716
00:33:32.620 –> 00:33:33.560
I’m horny.
717
00:33:36.330 –> 00:33:38.090
Hey, looking this way, please.
718
00:33:43.800 –> 00:33:44.760
Oh, it’s the wings.
719
00:33:45.720 –> 00:33:51.040
OK, I’m pretty picky with our special sound onesies.
720
00:33:52.720 –> 00:33:56.680
We are all here today to have a little giggle.
721
00:33:57.520 –> 00:34:00.880
That might turn into a little tickle.
722
00:34:01.300 –> 00:34:07.020
And maybe just maybe a little giddler.
723
00:34:07.080 –> 00:34:09.360
No longer hornies.
724
00:34:14.080 –> 00:34:19.820
Mike, that was a short, quick one that I probably would have tossed
725
00:34:19.820 –> 00:34:21.440
if I had to get down to a strict end.
726
00:34:21.520 –> 00:34:25.179
But you have Dan, who always just tells it like it is.
727
00:34:25.179 –> 00:34:26.159
I’m horny.
728
00:34:26.560 –> 00:34:29.020
And then by the end of that, because of the stupid matchmaker.
729
00:34:29.480 –> 00:34:32.679
So I’m not a big fan of the character, but she did do that well.
730
00:34:32.820 –> 00:34:35.600
You know, her little affectations are a little ridiculous.
731
00:34:36.159 –> 00:34:38.360
But, you know, that’s clearly that was all for Dan right there,
732
00:34:38.360 –> 00:34:39.520
because Dan is letting it out.
733
00:34:39.620 –> 00:34:41.000
This is what I feel.
734
00:34:41.739 –> 00:34:42.560
And it’s gone.
735
00:34:43.060 –> 00:34:43.600
And it’s gone.
736
00:34:44.380 –> 00:34:45.460
What do you think, Dan?
737
00:34:45.699 –> 00:34:46.639
Did you remember this?
738
00:34:46.679 –> 00:34:48.060
I didn’t. I didn’t.
739
00:34:48.560 –> 00:34:53.239
You know, coming into it and Dan kind of almost looks at the camera.
740
00:34:53.239 –> 00:34:55.600
I’m horny. I’m horny.
741
00:34:56.380 –> 00:35:00.180
And then she just completely pops the balloon.
742
00:35:00.500 –> 00:35:01.940
It’s just like, yeah.
743
00:35:02.100 –> 00:35:04.760
Makes you wonder what did it for him, whether it’s her being pregnant
744
00:35:04.760 –> 00:35:07.400
or the red dress or the combination of the two, you know,
745
00:35:07.800 –> 00:35:10.900
or being in a church for a Valentine’s Day, for speed dating
746
00:35:10.900 –> 00:35:14.080
and in the morning at eleven o’clock in the morning.
747
00:35:14.360 –> 00:35:15.560
Was it eleven o’clock in the morning?
748
00:35:15.580 –> 00:35:16.500
I think it was morning.
749
00:35:16.640 –> 00:35:18.920
Oh, my gosh, I’m horny.
750
00:35:19.680 –> 00:35:20.540
So perfect.
751
00:35:20.780 –> 00:35:22.640
I love I love it already.
752
00:35:22.640 –> 00:35:26.740
Mike, you know, the teaser to just get us in the mood.
753
00:35:26.920 –> 00:35:28.020
I love it. I love it.
754
00:35:28.140 –> 00:35:28.740
Victor, what do you think?
755
00:35:29.820 –> 00:35:31.560
Oh, yeah, that was super funny.
756
00:35:31.900 –> 00:35:35.680
Of course, that was the infamous fetus episode. Right.
757
00:35:37.840 –> 00:35:39.440
Infamous is right. Yes.
758
00:35:41.780 –> 00:35:43.780
But I have to imagine
759
00:35:43.780 –> 00:35:46.460
they probably have to do a couple of takes on that one,
760
00:35:46.480 –> 00:35:49.580
because they probably burst out laughing when she’s saying those
761
00:35:49.580 –> 00:35:50.500
ridiculous things.
762
00:35:51.060 –> 00:35:55.280
She’s, you know, as as annoying a character she is like, like Mike,
763
00:35:55.300 –> 00:35:58.060
like you said, you got to give her kudos for commitment.
764
00:35:58.680 –> 00:36:03.000
She she really committed to to that that part, for sure.
765
00:36:04.520 –> 00:36:05.040
Trace.
766
00:36:06.080 –> 00:36:07.640
Mike hit the nail on the head.
767
00:36:08.680 –> 00:36:11.520
Dan just bookends that scene perfectly like,
768
00:36:11.860 –> 00:36:15.020
I mean, he couldn’t just be any more dialed in.
769
00:36:15.020 –> 00:36:18.580
And I’m also with him when she talks like that.
770
00:36:18.580 –> 00:36:21.120
I almost want to just choke myself to death.
771
00:36:24.820 –> 00:36:28.020
All right. Let’s let’s move on to the next one.
772
00:36:28.100 –> 00:36:29.040
Number 11.
773
00:36:30.280 –> 00:36:31.320
Number 11.
774
00:36:31.660 –> 00:36:32.880
Dan, who is this Dan?
775
00:36:33.160 –> 00:36:36.220
You speak of Ron, known only as the wind.
776
00:36:36.920 –> 00:36:41.740
I found the first boobies trap, making me is to come in.
777
00:36:41.800 –> 00:36:44.560
Don’t bother. Are you hammered?
778
00:36:44.820 –> 00:36:46.180
How hammered are you, squirrely Dan?
779
00:36:46.180 –> 00:36:47.880
A lot to verse.
780
00:36:49.140 –> 00:36:51.940
Hey, I ever tell you guys about the first Easter?
781
00:36:52.640 –> 00:36:53.700
It was a long time ago.
782
00:36:53.800 –> 00:36:57.240
And Jesus invited his friends to his house for dinner.
783
00:36:57.380 –> 00:37:00.420
And he said, hey, one of you guys had these
784
00:37:00.420 –> 00:37:02.960
chocolate eggs before the Romans come.
785
00:37:03.440 –> 00:37:05.660
And Judas, did you mind feeding my pet rabbit?
786
00:37:07.540 –> 00:37:08.020
Outstanding.
787
00:37:08.580 –> 00:37:10.700
Now, everybody’s getting hammered, but me.
788
00:37:11.040 –> 00:37:13.600
One a lot, people should only get hammered together so that you never
789
00:37:13.600 –> 00:37:15.980
have to see how obnoxious your friends actually are.
790
00:37:17.180 –> 00:37:18.580
Sorry, big brother.
791
00:37:18.660 –> 00:37:20.380
Join in the parade.
792
00:37:20.960 –> 00:37:22.380
Find the eggs.
793
00:37:23.540 –> 00:37:26.330
There there better be some fucking Gus and brew left at the end of all this.
794
00:37:28.680 –> 00:37:31.350
That looked like a cold day on the farm. Holy crap.
795
00:37:33.300 –> 00:37:34.800
Victor, I know you’re not a fan of.
796
00:37:34.940 –> 00:37:36.240
Oh, sorry. Go ahead, Mike.
797
00:37:36.980 –> 00:37:38.240
Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
798
00:37:39.080 –> 00:37:41.400
Again, this is Dan doing the heavy lifting, you know,
799
00:37:41.560 –> 00:37:44.860
with his pretending to be drunk, I’m assuming he’s pretending.
800
00:37:45.780 –> 00:37:50.060
And this one to me has two things that made me put on the list.
801
00:37:50.180 –> 00:37:54.020
Number one, my extensive background as, you know, in Catholic school,
802
00:37:54.160 –> 00:37:57.820
of having gone to Catholic school and working at school for close to 30 years.
803
00:38:00.800 –> 00:38:03.960
And then he starts off with, who is this man?
804
00:38:04.180 –> 00:38:04.880
I am the wind.
805
00:38:05.680 –> 00:38:08.380
I’ve known people like this that are big girls when they’re drunk.
806
00:38:08.480 –> 00:38:09.260
And we all have.
807
00:38:09.840 –> 00:38:14.140
But again, the short one, a short little appetizer to everything else.
808
00:38:14.140 –> 00:38:18.460
But, you know, Dan’s interpretation of Easter is might as well be,
809
00:38:18.560 –> 00:38:20.360
you know, the one we use from now on.
810
00:38:20.880 –> 00:38:26.380
So, yeah, I think that’s the most drunk we’ve ever seen, Dan, in that scene.
811
00:38:26.700 –> 00:38:27.820
He was super drunk.
812
00:38:28.080 –> 00:38:32.320
And Victor, I know how much you love when actors act drunk.
813
00:38:32.420 –> 00:38:33.240
What do you think of that scene?
814
00:38:34.180 –> 00:38:37.020
I mean, it was fairly, you know, mild.
815
00:38:37.240 –> 00:38:40.760
I mean, it wasn’t particularly I don’t think there was any belly
816
00:38:40.760 –> 00:38:45.700
in that scene. It was I guess it is what it is.
817
00:38:45.780 –> 00:38:48.940
I enjoyed the scenes only from the nostalgia factor
818
00:38:48.940 –> 00:38:53.600
that I just was remembering our trip, you know, taking that photo up
819
00:38:53.600 –> 00:38:55.740
in exactly the same way they were situated.
820
00:38:55.800 –> 00:38:57.780
And I think I was sitting in that same seat
821
00:38:57.780 –> 00:39:00.280
in the same location as Squirrely was sitting.
822
00:39:00.940 –> 00:39:02.260
So and you took the only chair.
823
00:39:02.800 –> 00:39:03.340
Yeah, you took the only chair.
824
00:39:03.360 –> 00:39:07.100
And how well Wayne was lit compared to how terribly you were lit.
825
00:39:08.580 –> 00:39:09.540
So, yeah, no.
826
00:39:09.880 –> 00:39:12.280
So for me, it was extra special that way.
827
00:39:12.320 –> 00:39:15.260
So I’m going to kind of give them a pass for being fake drunk.
828
00:39:15.420 –> 00:39:19.080
I love that Jesus gave Judas the job of hiding the eggs from the
829
00:39:20.500 –> 00:39:21.640
from the rabbit or something.
830
00:39:21.780 –> 00:39:22.600
I forget what it was now.
831
00:39:22.840 –> 00:39:26.180
A python. I thought I heard a python in there somewhere.
832
00:39:27.200 –> 00:39:28.960
Trace was supposed to take care of the rabbit.
833
00:39:32.520 –> 00:39:33.000
Trace.
834
00:39:33.520 –> 00:39:38.740
Uh, I’m not going to denigrate anybody’s ranking of this,
835
00:39:38.820 –> 00:39:40.880
but that is probably my favorite
836
00:39:41.600 –> 00:39:45.200
holiday moment, mostly because I love.
837
00:39:45.720 –> 00:39:48.060
Well, I love Dan and.
838
00:39:48.320 –> 00:39:49.960
He plays drunk beautifully and.
839
00:39:51.920 –> 00:39:56.220
I love the story tells because it hits so hard
840
00:39:56.220 –> 00:39:58.980
when you know the basic.
841
00:39:59.060 –> 00:40:02.940
Story line of, you know, the passion play and.
842
00:40:02.940 –> 00:40:07.520
Or what all that and where he just goes way out in left field.
843
00:40:07.540 –> 00:40:09.100
I just think it’s hilarious.
844
00:40:09.120 –> 00:40:12.140
It’s probably yeah, it’s probably my favorite holiday episode.
845
00:40:12.440 –> 00:40:15.260
Oh, excellent. All right.
846
00:40:15.720 –> 00:40:21.290
Yeah, let’s move on to number 10.
847
00:40:21.870 –> 00:40:25.270
So you tell us you hear in any talk about this maybe be in the
848
00:40:26.870 –> 00:40:28.430
salias Christmas party ever.
849
00:40:28.430 –> 00:40:29.190
It’s festive.
850
00:40:29.710 –> 00:40:31.670
No, the kids are calling it these days.
851
00:40:32.850 –> 00:40:33.650
Merry Christmas.
852
00:40:34.630 –> 00:40:36.770
You call me a gift tradition.
853
00:40:36.990 –> 00:40:39.210
So what is it?
854
00:40:39.370 –> 00:40:39.870
Open it.
855
00:40:40.750 –> 00:40:42.050
I can’t. My nails aren’t dry.
856
00:40:42.730 –> 00:40:46.220
Serious. Good enough.
857
00:40:56.580 –> 00:40:57.700
So an apron.
858
00:40:57.980 –> 00:40:59.020
Yeah, I can see it’s an apron.
859
00:40:59.360 –> 00:41:01.160
OK. Why would you buy a woman an apron?
860
00:41:01.400 –> 00:41:02.480
Well, I thought it was clever.
861
00:41:03.460 –> 00:41:04.920
The text. What do I look like?
862
00:41:05.120 –> 00:41:06.680
Like Duda? I’ve not had the pleasure.
863
00:41:06.860 –> 00:41:09.100
What was the runner up to that vacuum cleaner bags or something?
864
00:41:09.520 –> 00:41:10.760
Oven mitts. Oven mitts.
865
00:41:10.760 –> 00:41:13.620
Yes, they said hot stuff coming through.
866
00:41:14.440 –> 00:41:17.020
Might as well just said get in the kitchen and cook my dinner, woman.
867
00:41:17.140 –> 00:41:18.020
Well, that’s not clever.
868
00:41:18.820 –> 00:41:19.500
The text.
869
00:41:19.960 –> 00:41:21.900
You know, you’re sending a really chauvinistic message, I bud.
870
00:41:21.980 –> 00:41:22.800
Well, it’s not what I meant.
871
00:41:22.900 –> 00:41:23.460
What do you mean then?
872
00:41:23.540 –> 00:41:25.200
Not to say you’re a good fucking cook.
873
00:41:26.660 –> 00:41:28.720
But you don’t like dudes hanging out around your grill while
874
00:41:28.720 –> 00:41:30.440
you’re cooking. So I thought it was clever.
875
00:41:31.900 –> 00:41:32.620
The text.
876
00:41:37.080 –> 00:41:38.340
I’m being a cow now or?
877
00:41:39.080 –> 00:41:42.210
Yeah, I’m sorry, boo.
878
00:41:43.190 –> 00:41:45.390
I just I’m a little sensitive sometimes.
879
00:41:45.390 –> 00:41:46.270
It’s all right.
880
00:41:46.310 –> 00:41:48.190
Everybody’s a little bit sensitive these days.
881
00:41:48.290 –> 00:41:50.550
I know, right. So fucking gay.
882
00:41:52.470 –> 00:42:01.450
So is there any strings attached to this apron?
883
00:42:02.010 –> 00:42:02.950
Almost certainly.
884
00:42:03.670 –> 00:42:04.990
Too bad.
885
00:42:05.390 –> 00:42:06.030
Say cheese.
886
00:42:09.820 –> 00:42:11.060
Merry Christmas, Tannis.
887
00:42:11.520 –> 00:42:12.040
Next.
888
00:42:15.280 –> 00:42:16.820
That’s a great clip, Mike.
889
00:42:16.960 –> 00:42:17.840
Why’d you pick it?
890
00:42:17.840 –> 00:42:18.720
Ani.
891
00:42:19.800 –> 00:42:23.740
Well, the way that Tannis reacts, you know,
892
00:42:23.740 –> 00:42:27.180
she gets her her guard up, you know, first, and she takes that Tannis
893
00:42:27.180 –> 00:42:31.580
tone and posture, and then she just melts because she only does that with Wayne.
894
00:42:32.040 –> 00:42:34.080
You know, and then Wayne, Wayne can call her a cow.
895
00:42:35.380 –> 00:42:38.380
Wayne is the only person who can call Tannis a cow.
896
00:42:39.120 –> 00:42:39.680
Only one.
897
00:42:40.260 –> 00:42:42.660
The way he’s saying the text,
898
00:42:43.220 –> 00:42:45.880
like he’s trying to make the point, you know, because of the text.
899
00:42:46.500 –> 00:42:50.920
But the kicker to it all is the the Bonnie McMurray line at the end.
900
00:42:50.940 –> 00:42:54.600
She never breaks eye contact with Tannis when she goes, Merry Christmas.
901
00:42:56.220 –> 00:42:58.040
She’s staking her claim there.
902
00:42:58.440 –> 00:42:59.920
You can move on now, Tannis.
903
00:43:00.760 –> 00:43:03.900
So that’s why I like and I noticed in my list,
904
00:43:04.400 –> 00:43:07.080
it’s kind of Tannis heavy at heart.
905
00:43:07.340 –> 00:43:10.880
So I don’t know what that says about me, but it says you have great taste
906
00:43:10.880 –> 00:43:13.460
because I’m a big fan of Tannis as well.
907
00:43:13.660 –> 00:43:15.100
I love Wayne and Tannis.
908
00:43:15.100 –> 00:43:18.760
Those two have such great chemistry when they’re on screen together,
909
00:43:19.760 –> 00:43:23.200
like not just sexual chemistry, but even like that that scene there.
910
00:43:23.220 –> 00:43:25.080
That’s not there’s nothing sexual about that scene,
911
00:43:25.080 –> 00:43:27.440
but it’s just the back and forth between those two,
912
00:43:27.820 –> 00:43:31.840
the tension and then the release and then the just everything about it,
913
00:43:31.840 –> 00:43:35.400
the flirting and perfect turns into like a teenage girl.
914
00:43:35.540 –> 00:43:37.300
Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah.
915
00:43:37.300 –> 00:43:40.940
And again, Wayne is the only guy who the only human being
916
00:43:40.940 –> 00:43:45.080
who can get away with calling Tannis a cow and live to tell it.
917
00:43:45.840 –> 00:43:47.400
Trace, what do you think?
918
00:43:49.000 –> 00:43:50.120
I thought it was great.
919
00:43:50.240 –> 00:43:53.940
I mean, just the innocence and.
920
00:43:55.520 –> 00:43:58.160
Wayne, who’s absolutely sure that his gifts won’t be,
921
00:43:58.800 –> 00:44:00.380
you know, taken the wrong way.
922
00:44:00.820 –> 00:44:04.400
I mean, and he goes, what was, you know, what was the backup?
923
00:44:04.540 –> 00:44:07.200
A pair of mitts that said hot stuff coming through like,
924
00:44:07.920 –> 00:44:10.500
why don’t you love this is the greatest thing ever.
925
00:44:12.100 –> 00:44:14.980
It’s and he just he just, you know,
926
00:44:15.100 –> 00:44:19.600
leaves her out there and, you know, let her come to the wrong conclusion.
927
00:44:20.640 –> 00:44:23.000
And, you know, I think at the time that this was reviewed,
928
00:44:23.680 –> 00:44:26.940
you know, some folks took some umbrage to him, calling her a cow.
929
00:44:27.160 –> 00:44:31.320
But I mean, I think they’re close enough and yeah, to where they
930
00:44:31.320 –> 00:44:34.020
it can be a sort of backwards term of endearment.
931
00:44:34.080 –> 00:44:38.660
And I still love Wayne’s wince when she goes, it’s so gay.
932
00:44:40.800 –> 00:44:42.320
It’s so perfect.
933
00:44:42.840 –> 00:44:48.220
Tim, this is actually one of my favorite scenes between the two of them.
934
00:44:48.380 –> 00:44:52.500
It’s the one I remember the most just because of that banter.
935
00:44:53.460 –> 00:44:58.280
And and and yeah, like no one else can say those words
936
00:44:58.280 –> 00:45:01.560
to each other and get away with it.
937
00:45:02.280 –> 00:45:06.940
Like anyone else is saying those words to Tannis or to Wayne,
938
00:45:06.940 –> 00:45:12.020
you know, him back up on his heels like he wasn’t even on his heels.
939
00:45:12.020 –> 00:45:17.020
He was coming back to her like like so like, no,
940
00:45:17.040 –> 00:45:21.960
I was going to get used to men’s like it was just like it’s the best.
941
00:45:22.220 –> 00:45:24.860
Well, I think it also shows a little bit of
942
00:45:24.860 –> 00:45:28.180
lack of self-awareness on Wayne’s part a little bit, right?
943
00:45:28.200 –> 00:45:31.620
Like he doesn’t understand why that would be taken the wrong way.
944
00:45:31.760 –> 00:45:33.000
It’s a it’s a thoughtful gift.
945
00:45:33.100 –> 00:45:35.380
It doesn’t need to be taken the wrong way because of the text.
946
00:45:35.840 –> 00:45:36.920
It’s a thoughtful gift.
947
00:45:38.760 –> 00:45:41.460
The text overrules the pretext, right?
948
00:45:41.460 –> 00:45:44.040
So, yeah, in this case, it was that’s good.
949
00:45:44.140 –> 00:45:47.000
Thank you. I just made that up off the top of my head.
950
00:45:47.180 –> 00:45:49.360
Victor, what did you think of this?
951
00:45:50.100 –> 00:45:52.300
Yeah, I guess not much left to be said.
952
00:45:53.760 –> 00:45:58.140
Basically, they have great chemistry and the scene was almost anti-sexual
953
00:45:58.140 –> 00:46:02.100
because they were, you know, they’re very brother, sister like in that whole scene.
954
00:46:02.140 –> 00:46:06.180
Yeah. Well, until the end, because then she kind of leads in
955
00:46:06.180 –> 00:46:07.760
asking about the strings, right?
956
00:46:07.760 –> 00:46:12.560
Even there, like Wayne was never I don’t think Wayne at any time was flirty.
957
00:46:13.420 –> 00:46:15.300
Like, no, he never. No, no, exactly.
958
00:46:15.440 –> 00:46:17.120
I don’t think Wayne flirts, though.
959
00:46:17.160 –> 00:46:19.640
I think Wayne flirts by turning pages in a book.
960
00:46:19.660 –> 00:46:21.200
Remember? Yeah.
961
00:46:21.500 –> 00:46:23.520
But given it’s Christmas, you know, of course,
962
00:46:23.640 –> 00:46:27.480
Tannis is going to take a flyer and see what she can do where everything is.
963
00:46:28.680 –> 00:46:31.200
Yeah. Great scene, Mike, great pick.
964
00:46:31.260 –> 00:46:33.000
And now I think that was just number 10.
965
00:46:33.060 –> 00:46:35.420
So it’s going to get better from here.
966
00:46:36.020 –> 00:46:38.560
Oh, let’s check it out.
967
00:46:38.960 –> 00:46:39.700
Number nine.
968
00:46:47.550 –> 00:46:50.010
Oh, I guess I should narrate this one because there’s no text.
969
00:46:50.410 –> 00:46:52.090
So we’re at the St.
970
00:46:52.210 –> 00:46:55.970
Paddy’s Day celebration at the egg or the.
971
00:46:57.030 –> 00:46:58.950
One of the halls. Yeah.
972
00:46:59.130 –> 00:47:02.490
We kicked out the scene, I think, for fights before.
973
00:47:02.950 –> 00:47:06.370
This is where the word wordless scenes.
974
00:47:06.470 –> 00:47:08.130
Yeah, this is where the Hicks.
975
00:47:08.310 –> 00:47:09.570
Dairies completely.
976
00:47:09.570 –> 00:47:10.830
Yeah. Fight off.
977
00:47:10.990 –> 00:47:12.630
Fight off the DGEN’s.
978
00:47:12.750 –> 00:47:14.350
Security is drunk.
979
00:47:15.310 –> 00:47:16.610
Yeah. Dairies gone.
980
00:47:17.410 –> 00:47:19.010
So are Riley and Jonesy.
981
00:47:21.910 –> 00:47:27.750
And the skids are DJing and the DGEN’s are
982
00:47:28.730 –> 00:47:34.620
causing or they’re causing trouble with the ladies.
983
00:47:34.960 –> 00:47:36.740
And then they line up.
984
00:47:38.660 –> 00:47:39.720
Oh, they have shirts.
985
00:47:44.260 –> 00:47:45.800
And the DGEN’s they face off.
986
00:47:46.000 –> 00:47:48.680
Yeah, they’ve got like weird sayings on their shirts.
987
00:47:49.480 –> 00:47:50.040
Inappropriates.
988
00:47:50.480 –> 00:47:51.320
Fuck me, I’m Irish.
989
00:47:52.460 –> 00:47:55.840
And then Stewart throws his hat and the brawl begins.
990
00:47:57.660 –> 00:47:59.100
I love the music change.
991
00:48:00.020 –> 00:48:02.120
And I love this is kind of like 1960s
992
00:48:02.120 –> 00:48:06.520
Batman, where they throw the punch, but freeze frame before the punch lands.
993
00:48:10.900 –> 00:48:12.780
They drive out the DGEN’s.
994
00:48:14.420 –> 00:48:16.300
I’ve seen Patrick did with the snakes.
995
00:48:17.540 –> 00:48:20.180
And then they celebrate with some shots.
996
00:48:21.420 –> 00:48:24.560
Oh, squirrely Dan with his pitter patter.
997
00:48:25.160 –> 00:48:26.660
Pitter patty.
998
00:48:27.520 –> 00:48:30.840
Wayne’s holding Dairy up because he can’t stand he’s so drunk.
999
00:48:31.480 –> 00:48:34.780
And the sandwich guy, Sammy Sandwich, shakes hands with Dairy.
1000
00:48:35.480 –> 00:48:39.700
Yeah, with Dairy and they take shots and then they celebrate their fight win.
1001
00:48:41.880 –> 00:48:45.020
McMurray and Wayne hoist Dairy up on their shoulder.
1002
00:48:47.020 –> 00:48:49.880
And they…
1003
00:48:49.880 –> 00:48:52.680
He’s just a ragdoll at this point, just kind of waving.
1004
00:48:52.680 –> 00:48:54.160
I love the slow mo.
1005
00:48:54.280 –> 00:48:56.120
Oh, and here comes Bonnie and Mrs.
1006
00:48:56.320 –> 00:48:59.120
McMurray coming out of the bathroom wearing each other’s clothes.
1007
00:49:01.810 –> 00:49:02.950
Did I say Bonnie? I meant Katie.
1008
00:49:03.030 –> 00:49:04.550
Katie looking a little ashamed.
1009
00:49:04.890 –> 00:49:08.010
Mrs. McMurray looking very pleased with herself.
1010
00:49:12.830 –> 00:49:14.450
And the celebration continues.
1011
00:49:16.250 –> 00:49:17.710
Yes, that’s a great scene.
1012
00:49:18.450 –> 00:49:19.670
Mike, explain yourself.
1013
00:49:20.110 –> 00:49:22.530
I don’t want to say too loud about this because it was on words
1014
00:49:22.530 –> 00:49:26.750
of the scene, but all of all of that’s been said before is true.
1015
00:49:27.850 –> 00:49:29.270
It’s us against them.
1016
00:49:29.790 –> 00:49:31.910
It’s D-Gens against the letter Kenny Crew.
1017
00:49:32.150 –> 00:49:35.590
The only thing I’m confused about is is Sammy Sandwich one of them
1018
00:49:35.590 –> 00:49:36.430
or is he a D-Gen?
1019
00:49:36.450 –> 00:49:37.770
Like, he’s getting the beat down.
1020
00:49:37.930 –> 00:49:41.510
But then at the end, he’s like, oh, he’s getting the drinks with Dairy
1021
00:49:41.970 –> 00:49:45.970
either in the traditional like we fought, now it’s over kind of scenario.
1022
00:49:46.510 –> 00:49:48.310
Or was he a D-Gen? So I don’t know about that.
1023
00:49:48.330 –> 00:49:49.190
Oh, they use a D-Gen.
1024
00:49:49.330 –> 00:49:53.910
I think because that conflict was because it was like a conflict
1025
00:49:53.910 –> 00:49:55.430
between two mascots, right?
1026
00:49:55.430 –> 00:49:57.650
Sammy Sandwich and Peter Paddy.
1027
00:49:57.870 –> 00:49:59.690
So I think that was a different conflict.
1028
00:50:00.090 –> 00:50:04.230
The way that Dale’s plays drunk again, Victor maybe doesn’t like that kind of thing.
1029
00:50:04.670 –> 00:50:06.610
But just like you said, he’s a rag doll.
1030
00:50:07.010 –> 00:50:09.410
Just goes limp and he’s just being tossed around.
1031
00:50:09.930 –> 00:50:13.350
And then the kicker on that scene for me is Katie and Mr.
1032
00:50:13.470 –> 00:50:14.610
McMurray coming out of the bathroom.
1033
00:50:15.710 –> 00:50:20.190
I kind of took the exception to one you said in the last time
1034
00:50:20.190 –> 00:50:24.910
this was on about how maybe Katie had regret in her eyes with that scene.
1035
00:50:24.910 –> 00:50:28.050
I think someone said, oh, she regretted going to the bathroom with Mr.
1036
00:50:28.190 –> 00:50:31.250
McMurray. I always I looked at it more as like, oh my God,
1037
00:50:31.570 –> 00:50:32.650
what did she just do to me?
1038
00:50:32.750 –> 00:50:37.230
I wasn’t regret like she wasn’t ready for all the fury that is Mrs.
1039
00:50:37.590 –> 00:50:38.950
McMurray. Oh, maybe. Yeah.
1040
00:50:39.530 –> 00:50:41.310
But I don’t know. Either way, it’s funny.
1041
00:50:41.310 –> 00:50:44.010
And into that whole scenario, how that played out.
1042
00:50:44.290 –> 00:50:47.410
But she had she had more of a I’ve seen things look on her.
1043
00:50:47.790 –> 00:50:49.710
The eye roll. The eye roll. Yeah.
1044
00:50:49.750 –> 00:50:50.590
What did she do?
1045
00:50:51.430 –> 00:50:53.370
You know, like you can’t teach Katie a lot of things, probably,
1046
00:50:53.370 –> 00:50:55.290
but I think she learned some things.
1047
00:50:55.670 –> 00:50:58.090
But anyway, that’s that she’s been talked about.
1048
00:50:58.410 –> 00:51:00.790
Right. What you know, Tim, what do you think of this one?
1049
00:51:01.970 –> 00:51:04.950
Yeah, I I still don’t know, you know,
1050
00:51:05.050 –> 00:51:07.650
propping somebody that drunk up on your shoulders
1051
00:51:07.650 –> 00:51:10.050
like you’re going to get thrown up on on your head.
1052
00:51:10.550 –> 00:51:13.230
I, I, I, I, I, I fear.
1053
00:51:13.530 –> 00:51:17.050
I fear the the repercussions of that of those actions.
1054
00:51:17.530 –> 00:51:22.090
I love the the the music change when the fight begins,
1055
00:51:22.090 –> 00:51:27.110
the the hot throw and and just how absolutely smashed
1056
00:51:27.750 –> 00:51:28.310
Darius.
1057
00:51:29.650 –> 00:51:31.190
Yeah, it’s a great scene. Great.
1058
00:51:31.370 –> 00:51:34.830
That was a very differently shot fight when you because because of the freeze
1059
00:51:34.830 –> 00:51:35.950
framing that happens.
1060
00:51:36.490 –> 00:51:38.370
It goes fast and slow. It slows down.
1061
00:51:38.510 –> 00:51:40.470
Well, and they freeze before a shot.
1062
00:51:40.770 –> 00:51:42.810
It’s almost like it was a different director
1063
00:51:42.810 –> 00:51:45.450
because they’ve never since done that either.
1064
00:51:45.530 –> 00:51:49.030
Like they’ve had so many fight scenes and generally they’re the same.
1065
00:51:49.030 –> 00:51:52.830
They’re slow motion to some kind of great soundtrack.
1066
00:51:53.110 –> 00:51:55.690
This time it was slow motion, but with the freeze frame.
1067
00:51:55.990 –> 00:51:58.910
So I’m curious to, you know, to find out from Billy
1068
00:51:59.550 –> 00:52:03.190
what why that was different, you know, whether that was a different direction
1069
00:52:03.190 –> 00:52:06.210
because it was a different director that day or or what?
1070
00:52:06.570 –> 00:52:07.630
Anyway, Victor, what do you think?
1071
00:52:09.270 –> 00:52:12.690
All I can think about is the fight that would have precluded
1072
00:52:12.690 –> 00:52:15.510
that scene between Murray and a weed whacker.
1073
00:52:20.250 –> 00:52:22.530
It’s that hairdo, right?
1074
00:52:23.330 –> 00:52:25.050
That hairdo was very distracting,
1075
00:52:27.010 –> 00:52:30.730
but distracted by the D, by the hair.
1076
00:52:31.170 –> 00:52:32.950
Well, the do the do.
1077
00:52:33.510 –> 00:52:37.350
OK. Oh, Victor, hold on.
1078
00:52:37.810 –> 00:52:41.250
OK. Well, one is my blue spatula.
1079
00:52:43.150 –> 00:52:45.810
You deserve that one trace.
1080
00:52:45.970 –> 00:52:46.810
What do you think of this?
1081
00:52:47.470 –> 00:52:50.110
Uh, if we can only if
1082
00:52:50.950 –> 00:52:54.590
the one thing that stands out to this is Dale’s commitment.
1083
00:52:55.650 –> 00:52:57.810
Oh, my God, Dale’s commitment.
1084
00:52:59.710 –> 00:53:03.250
I mean, if he wasn’t drunk, God, he really should have been
1085
00:53:03.250 –> 00:53:07.610
because that was that was that was acting commitment from the get go.
1086
00:53:09.910 –> 00:53:12.590
I like the freeze frame things and like you said,
1087
00:53:12.830 –> 00:53:15.630
it I can’t I can’t see it being a different director.
1088
00:53:15.630 –> 00:53:17.950
No, but it’s just a very different.
1089
00:53:18.070 –> 00:53:19.530
They’ve never done it since, right?
1090
00:53:19.810 –> 00:53:22.430
And this was what the this was the first.
1091
00:53:23.070 –> 00:53:27.730
I mean, yeah, and maybe they were trying to give some idea
1092
00:53:27.730 –> 00:53:29.250
that it was something different.
1093
00:53:30.430 –> 00:53:33.570
And. In a throwback statement,
1094
00:53:33.990 –> 00:53:38.650
this was the last scene I cut on my wordless scenes episodes.
1095
00:53:38.810 –> 00:53:41.990
Oh, OK, so this would have been the third appearance of the scene had.
1096
00:53:42.590 –> 00:53:47.210
Yeah, I mean, because I felt it was too much like a little bit like
1097
00:53:47.770 –> 00:53:52.220
the Modine’s one, but that and I didn’t have anything to reference it to.
1098
00:53:53.670 –> 00:53:55.210
But yeah, I mean, it was
1099
00:53:56.330 –> 00:54:00.130
as a throwback in the realm of cool wordless scenes, it’s up there.
1100
00:54:00.230 –> 00:54:02.070
Yeah, it is up there.
1101
00:54:03.510 –> 00:54:06.410
The the fight itself, it was fine.
1102
00:54:06.430 –> 00:54:08.410
Like it was kind of
1103
00:54:08.410 –> 00:54:10.210
there wasn’t a lot that happened in the fight.
1104
00:54:10.210 –> 00:54:15.450
I really enjoyed leading up to it, the flashing back between the skids,
1105
00:54:15.510 –> 00:54:19.190
you know, performing on stage to the tension building on the dance floor,
1106
00:54:19.250 –> 00:54:22.730
back to the skids do, you know, slow motion dancing back to the tension.
1107
00:54:23.010 –> 00:54:26.630
I really enjoyed the buildup actually more than the fight itself.
1108
00:54:26.710 –> 00:54:29.110
I thought it was it was a lot really well done.
1109
00:54:29.990 –> 00:54:32.130
All right. Let’s see what we have next.
1110
00:54:32.890 –> 00:54:33.950
Number eight.
1111
00:54:34.190 –> 00:54:36.890
OK, old style Harvest Pilsner from Kanawage, Quebec.
1112
00:54:38.250 –> 00:54:40.830
Proud, fearless, defensive, loyal,
1113
00:54:40.870 –> 00:54:43.570
knows its history, tastes like an upset shaman’s
1114
00:54:43.570 –> 00:54:46.930
hoarded collection of spunky backwoods fruit takers.
1115
00:54:47.070 –> 00:54:48.730
Get this guy a fucking poppers.
1116
00:54:49.030 –> 00:54:50.230
Don’t mind if I do.
1117
00:54:57.300 –> 00:54:59.180
You think this is an Indian haunting?
1118
00:54:59.640 –> 00:55:00.880
He’s watched too many shitty movies.
1119
00:55:01.160 –> 00:55:03.460
Well, no one’s implying that, but we’re just covering their bases.
1120
00:55:03.700 –> 00:55:06.460
You do have a rich history of Tom Fuckery in this town,
1121
00:55:06.480 –> 00:55:07.720
and that can’t be denied.
1122
00:55:07.720 –> 00:55:13.020
Well, is this place built on an ancient Indian burial ground?
1123
00:55:13.420 –> 00:55:14.280
Not to my knowledge.
1124
00:55:14.500 –> 00:55:16.140
Did you find a tomahawk lodged in your door?
1125
00:55:16.960 –> 00:55:18.020
Not yet. No.
1126
00:55:18.120 –> 00:55:20.380
Did you wake up with moccasins at the foot of your bed?
1127
00:55:20.460 –> 00:55:21.500
What is that thing?
1128
00:55:21.880 –> 00:55:23.880
Because OK, just get yourselves a couple of dreamcatchers
1129
00:55:23.880 –> 00:55:25.540
and stop watching shitty horror movies.
1130
00:55:26.000 –> 00:55:39.190
They have to explain this.
1131
00:55:39.690 –> 00:55:42.250
You better go home and change or I will fight you.
1132
00:55:43.790 –> 00:55:46.510
Bonnie Wayne on your way to the protest
1133
00:55:46.510 –> 00:55:49.210
rally up country to provide glaring examples of cultural
1134
00:55:49.210 –> 00:55:51.690
appropriation for people who don’t understand cultural
1135
00:55:51.690 –> 00:55:53.710
appropriation, but probably should.
1136
00:55:53.970 –> 00:55:54.490
Sure am, Wayne.
1137
00:55:54.770 –> 00:55:55.530
Good for you.
1138
00:55:55.710 –> 00:55:56.930
Enjoy yourself.
1139
00:55:56.930 –> 00:55:57.530
I will.
1140
00:56:01.040 –> 00:56:01.900
Another tennis scene.
1141
00:56:02.080 –> 00:56:03.700
I love it, Vic or Mike.
1142
00:56:04.180 –> 00:56:04.860
First, tell us why.
1143
00:56:05.380 –> 00:56:08.020
Well, anytime you have Bonnie, Katie and Tanis
1144
00:56:08.020 –> 00:56:09.920
in one scene, it’s going to be considered.
1145
00:56:11.120 –> 00:56:12.220
And again, there’s so much.
1146
00:56:12.480 –> 00:56:15.140
Halloween is basically the same gag over and over.
1147
00:56:15.280 –> 00:56:18.220
You get Derry espousing about some craft beer.
1148
00:56:18.640 –> 00:56:21.780
And we’ve probably all known these people who are like,
1149
00:56:21.780 –> 00:56:23.860
oh, this beer, you know, I need to drink.
1150
00:56:24.140 –> 00:56:24.900
Dan just tells it.
1151
00:56:25.120 –> 00:56:27.320
So you have that gag, which is recurrent.
1152
00:56:27.620 –> 00:56:30.000
And then, of course, the Bonnie coming out
1153
00:56:30.000 –> 00:56:32.100
in some costume, which recurs as well.
1154
00:56:32.220 –> 00:56:34.820
So in reality, I could have picked any of them.
1155
00:56:34.820 –> 00:56:37.480
And I didn’t go beyond this one
1156
00:56:37.480 –> 00:56:39.620
of Halloween because they’re all kind of the same.
1157
00:56:40.220 –> 00:56:42.320
So this one, I like especially.
1158
00:56:43.400 –> 00:56:44.140
It’s got Tanis.
1159
00:56:44.160 –> 00:56:45.580
I don’t know why she’s sitting down though.
1160
00:56:45.760 –> 00:56:47.340
The state that would be positioning
1161
00:56:47.340 –> 00:56:49.220
of her sitting down had to be for a reason.
1162
00:56:49.320 –> 00:56:50.100
Oh, interesting.
1163
00:56:50.240 –> 00:56:50.740
Yeah, you’re right.
1164
00:56:50.740 –> 00:56:53.800
She’s like, yeah, she’s behind the pool table.
1165
00:56:53.900 –> 00:56:54.940
Was she pregnant then?
1166
00:56:55.360 –> 00:56:56.340
I don’t think so.
1167
00:56:56.360 –> 00:56:58.300
I don’t think she was pregnant then.
1168
00:56:58.440 –> 00:57:01.160
I think that was a lot older episode.
1169
00:57:02.060 –> 00:57:05.180
But then the payoff being, you know,
1170
00:57:05.240 –> 00:57:08.720
what she was doing is also appropriate
1171
00:57:08.720 –> 00:57:10.740
for Letter Candy to be like calling people out
1172
00:57:10.740 –> 00:57:13.100
for cultural appropriation and whatnot.
1173
00:57:14.200 –> 00:57:16.780
So aside from the three ladies being in it,
1174
00:57:17.200 –> 00:57:19.980
I like the message of that one, you know,
1175
00:57:19.980 –> 00:57:22.260
that they’re going to do this again,
1176
00:57:22.320 –> 00:57:23.800
with these people that don’t think
1177
00:57:23.800 –> 00:57:25.380
this is what Letter Candy is about.
1178
00:57:25.860 –> 00:57:27.140
But it always is, you know,
1179
00:57:27.140 –> 00:57:30.420
it always strives to be this tone politically.
1180
00:57:30.980 –> 00:57:34.000
And then there’s always people who misunderstand it.
1181
00:57:34.000 –> 00:57:36.380
It always makes us laugh here at the beginning.
1182
00:57:36.960 –> 00:57:37.800
So anyway, yeah.
1183
00:57:38.240 –> 00:57:38.520
I love it.
1184
00:57:38.800 –> 00:57:40.080
I love in the live stream they say,
1185
00:57:40.120 –> 00:57:42.600
this is when we need awesome to tell us, you know,
1186
00:57:42.660 –> 00:57:44.180
what’s what in terms of timing.
1187
00:57:44.260 –> 00:57:46.140
First of all, she wouldn’t have been pregnant
1188
00:57:46.140 –> 00:57:48.440
with this current child she just had
1189
00:57:48.440 –> 00:57:52.540
because this episode was way too long ago.
1190
00:57:52.680 –> 00:57:54.140
So unless she already had a kid,
1191
00:57:55.040 –> 00:57:57.200
but yeah, it was an interesting choice
1192
00:57:57.200 –> 00:57:59.680
to have her kind of ducking behind
1193
00:58:00.240 –> 00:58:01.900
the pool table like that.
1194
00:58:02.080 –> 00:58:03.040
Victor, what’d you think of this scene?
1195
00:58:04.720 –> 00:58:07.260
Well, I mean, the scene altogether,
1196
00:58:07.420 –> 00:58:09.200
I was mostly kind of disinterested
1197
00:58:09.200 –> 00:58:12.640
in the dialogue and conversation until Bonnie came out.
1198
00:58:12.880 –> 00:58:14.340
And then, you know, it’s like, okay,
1199
00:58:14.840 –> 00:58:16.540
now things are fun and interesting again.
1200
00:58:17.180 –> 00:58:20.500
I loved Tanis’ reaction to Bonnie’s costume.
1201
00:58:20.620 –> 00:58:21.980
I was like, do I need to fight you?
1202
00:58:22.020 –> 00:58:23.920
Do I really need to explain this shit to you?
1203
00:58:23.920 –> 00:58:25.580
Why what you’re wearing is so wrong?
1204
00:58:25.820 –> 00:58:26.280
I don’t know.
1205
00:58:26.300 –> 00:58:27.720
I really enjoyed it.
1206
00:58:28.740 –> 00:58:29.180
Trace?
1207
00:58:30.300 –> 00:58:33.500
As far as her sitting, I think a little,
1208
00:58:34.000 –> 00:58:35.100
if I had to make a guess
1209
00:58:35.100 –> 00:58:36.500
in just my first gut feeling
1210
00:58:36.500 –> 00:58:38.020
when y’all started talking about it was,
1211
00:58:38.540 –> 00:58:40.260
they were trying to make sort of a triangle
1212
00:58:40.260 –> 00:58:42.040
of the people in the scene
1213
00:58:42.040 –> 00:58:43.500
so they’re not all just standing there.
1214
00:58:44.240 –> 00:58:46.720
The one thing that I’d never noticed before
1215
00:58:46.720 –> 00:58:50.400
and as I couldn’t stop looking at is on,
1216
00:58:50.400 –> 00:58:53.640
was it Dylan, I think.
1217
00:58:54.240 –> 00:58:55.980
The numbers on his jersey are backwards.
1218
00:58:57.080 –> 00:58:57.640
Oh.
1219
00:58:57.960 –> 00:58:58.940
What, 93?
1220
00:58:59.380 –> 00:59:00.500
It was 93, right?
1221
00:59:00.680 –> 00:59:02.720
Yeah, but it’s like 63 upside down.
1222
00:59:02.720 –> 00:59:03.500
It’s weird.
1223
00:59:04.060 –> 00:59:04.920
So let’s look.
1224
00:59:04.920 –> 00:59:06.120
I mean, I was just sitting there.
1225
00:59:06.420 –> 00:59:07.260
Protest rally up-country.
1226
00:59:07.260 –> 00:59:07.620
Let’s look back here.
1227
00:59:07.620 –> 00:59:09.880
Glaring examples of cultural appropriation.
1228
00:59:10.020 –> 00:59:11.280
Let’s get back to where Dill.
1229
00:59:11.460 –> 00:59:12.700
Or I will fight you.
1230
00:59:12.700 –> 00:59:13.280
Oh.
1231
00:59:14.100 –> 00:59:15.500
There’s 36, I guess.
1232
00:59:15.620 –> 00:59:17.840
On your way to the protest rally up-country.
1233
00:59:18.220 –> 00:59:18.240
93.
1234
00:59:18.240 –> 00:59:19.480
Better go home and change.
1235
00:59:20.180 –> 00:59:21.920
93, but the three is backwards.
1236
00:59:23.400 –> 00:59:23.580
Is it?
1237
00:59:23.640 –> 00:59:24.300
Yeah, so I mean.
1238
00:59:24.520 –> 00:59:25.920
Oh, so it’s nine E.
1239
00:59:26.220 –> 00:59:26.760
Nine E, yeah.
1240
00:59:26.760 –> 00:59:29.040
Like 36, if you put it the other way, 36.
1241
00:59:29.500 –> 00:59:30.380
That is interesting.
1242
00:59:30.700 –> 00:59:32.260
Yeah, I wonder what’s sitting there.
1243
00:59:32.380 –> 00:59:33.680
I’ve never noticed that before
1244
00:59:33.680 –> 00:59:35.080
and it’s the only thing I could,
1245
00:59:35.080 –> 00:59:37.420
I could look at this time when we’re watching it.
1246
00:59:39.060 –> 00:59:39.540
Interesting.
1247
00:59:40.760 –> 00:59:41.400
Good catch.
1248
00:59:41.400 –> 00:59:42.840
Getting around the bases.
1249
00:59:43.060 –> 00:59:44.080
Oh, I don’t know.
1250
00:59:44.260 –> 00:59:46.040
Cultural appropriation for people who don’t understand.
1251
00:59:46.420 –> 00:59:48.060
Okay, well, Tanya, what’d you think of this scene
1252
00:59:48.060 –> 00:59:49.900
while we get through this here?
1253
00:59:50.900 –> 00:59:53.440
You know, I love that the clip started
1254
00:59:54.160 –> 00:59:56.080
with the review of the beer
1255
00:59:56.080 –> 00:59:58.160
to showcase
1256
00:59:59.940 –> 01:00:04.440
Derry on top of the saddle.
1257
01:00:05.640 –> 01:00:09.340
Because that was one of the main points of this episode
1258
01:00:09.340 –> 01:00:11.160
was him being on the high horse
1259
01:00:11.160 –> 01:00:14.860
and sitting on the saddle and, you know,
1260
01:00:15.160 –> 01:00:18.580
being his poof of giving his review
1261
01:00:18.580 –> 01:00:21.700
of the finer things in life or whatever.
1262
01:00:22.880 –> 01:00:24.440
So I love that you clip that
1263
01:00:24.440 –> 01:00:28.600
just ahead of what was going on
1264
01:00:28.600 –> 01:00:31.980
with Tanis and Katie and Bonnie.
1265
01:00:33.160 –> 01:00:34.360
I agree with Al.
1266
01:00:34.520 –> 01:00:37.280
I love Tanis saying, I will fight you.
1267
01:00:37.400 –> 01:00:40.380
Like I just, they did that so well
1268
01:00:40.380 –> 01:00:45.860
and again, you know, they’re always finding these ways.
1269
01:00:46.160 –> 01:00:48.080
If you watch the show close enough
1270
01:00:48.080 –> 01:00:50.000
and if you examine it close enough
1271
01:00:50.000 –> 01:00:53.860
and you pick up on all of these, you know,
1272
01:00:54.040 –> 01:00:58.160
bigger stories and bigger points
1273
01:00:58.160 –> 01:01:00.800
that need to be focused on, right?
1274
01:01:01.080 –> 01:01:02.840
And I love it, Mike.
1275
01:01:03.140 –> 01:01:05.120
It was, it’s such a great clip
1276
01:01:05.120 –> 01:01:08.960
and I love, you know, Wayne popping his head out
1277
01:01:08.960 –> 01:01:13.980
and, you know, trying to smooth over
1278
01:01:13.980 –> 01:01:18.980
the situation with Tanis ready to go to brawls.
1279
01:01:19.820 –> 01:01:20.820
It was perfect, yeah.
1280
01:01:21.600 –> 01:01:22.240
All right.
1281
01:01:22.460 –> 01:01:24.580
Let’s see what’s, well, I kind of gave away
1282
01:01:24.580 –> 01:01:25.860
what’s next, but here we go.
1283
01:01:27.700 –> 01:01:28.660
Number seven.
1284
01:01:30.600 –> 01:01:31.680
What’s with the socks?
1285
01:01:32.300 –> 01:01:33.820
They make you faster around the base paths.
1286
01:01:33.960 –> 01:01:35.060
I’ve never really had any problems
1287
01:01:35.060 –> 01:01:35.920
getting around the bases.
1288
01:01:36.520 –> 01:01:37.320
You play ball now.
1289
01:01:37.640 –> 01:01:39.560
Daxie and I play shortstop and second base.
1290
01:01:39.560 –> 01:01:42.200
We’re a great DP combo.
1291
01:01:42.680 –> 01:01:44.020
You’re real sack mates, hey?
1292
01:01:44.160 –> 01:01:45.360
When there’s a dribbler coming at us,
1293
01:01:45.360 –> 01:01:46.760
we like to go around the horn with it.
1294
01:01:46.820 –> 01:01:48.000
How are you at the plate?
1295
01:01:49.000 –> 01:01:52.220
I’m a switch hitter with a high average from both sides.
1296
01:01:52.580 –> 01:01:54.120
Pair me against anyone on either team
1297
01:01:54.120 –> 01:01:55.360
and I’ll at least get to second.
1298
01:01:56.340 –> 01:01:58.940
See, we prefer to play on astroturf around here
1299
01:01:58.940 –> 01:02:01.880
because we love a good sliding box.
1300
01:02:02.120 –> 01:02:03.680
You should bronze those titties
1301
01:02:03.680 –> 01:02:05.760
because your bus belongs in Cooperstown.
1302
01:02:06.020 –> 01:02:06.840
Bring some pals.
1303
01:02:07.240 –> 01:02:08.580
I’m a five tool player.
1304
01:02:08.580 –> 01:02:10.660
Your 12 to six curves are making me go from
1305
01:02:10.660 –> 01:02:11.820
Eaters down low.
1306
01:02:12.120 –> 01:02:14.180
I am gonna hit a scorching comeback
1307
01:02:14.180 –> 01:02:15.700
right to your mound.
1308
01:02:17.640 –> 01:02:18.600
The bat a little bit
1309
01:02:18.600 –> 01:02:21.400
and I bet you fist it right through my infield.
1310
01:02:21.460 –> 01:02:23.080
I’ve choked on some bat before,
1311
01:02:23.240 –> 01:02:24.120
but I’m pretty confident
1312
01:02:24.120 –> 01:02:25.640
that no matter what you’re sending me,
1313
01:02:25.640 –> 01:02:27.280
I’ll get some good wood on it.
1314
01:02:27.340 –> 01:02:29.700
I think it’s about time you expand my strike zone.
1315
01:02:29.880 –> 01:02:31.800
Every ground ball I’ve hit finds a hole.
1316
01:02:32.380 –> 01:02:35.200
I’m great at making contact with the meat of the bat.
1317
01:02:35.320 –> 01:02:36.360
You can put an E on the board
1318
01:02:36.360 –> 01:02:38.420
because I’m muffed it right between the legs.
1319
01:02:38.600 –> 01:02:39.540
Oh, I think it’s about time
1320
01:02:39.540 –> 01:02:40.980
I sent you to the Bush league.
1321
01:02:41.060 –> 01:02:42.160
I’m a spray hitter.
1322
01:02:42.160 –> 01:02:44.380
So look alive out there.
1323
01:02:50.570 –> 01:02:52.230
Let’s all take a breather.
1324
01:02:52.310 –> 01:02:54.190
All right, Mike, go.
1325
01:02:55.010 –> 01:02:58.070
Well, the baseball double entendres are obviously,
1326
01:02:59.070 –> 01:03:00.210
some of them are strange,
1327
01:03:00.450 –> 01:03:02.430
but they’re very appropriate
1328
01:03:02.430 –> 01:03:04.130
and they’re obviously doing the job on Katie.
1329
01:03:05.270 –> 01:03:07.750
If we were to do the third part
1330
01:03:07.750 –> 01:03:10.570
where she is with Daxie,
1331
01:03:10.670 –> 01:03:11.910
I think she finishes, you know,
1332
01:03:11.910 –> 01:03:12.810
she’s working her way out.
1333
01:03:13.450 –> 01:03:14.610
She’s working her way up
1334
01:03:14.610 –> 01:03:17.490
and, you know, she’s slip and slide in the scene,
1335
01:03:17.570 –> 01:03:20.990
but I’m pretty sure she finishes out with Daxie
1336
01:03:22.090 –> 01:03:23.170
in the other scene,
1337
01:03:23.190 –> 01:03:24.650
which I didn’t put on there.
1338
01:03:25.270 –> 01:03:28.050
Since this episode that we’ve used the word Katie
1339
01:03:28.050 –> 01:03:29.870
as a verb, I think I Katie’d,
1340
01:03:29.930 –> 01:03:31.650
like it was because of this episode, yeah.
1341
01:03:32.730 –> 01:03:34.790
She’s definitely into the conversation.
1342
01:03:35.870 –> 01:03:37.410
And let’s see.
1343
01:03:37.870 –> 01:03:40.550
Yeah, she’s not easily flustered
1344
01:03:40.550 –> 01:03:42.610
and this got to her.
1345
01:03:42.930 –> 01:03:46.950
It’s a pretty classic episode, part of the episode.
1346
01:03:47.170 –> 01:03:49.970
And again, another episode where it’s repetitive, you know,
1347
01:03:50.030 –> 01:03:52.110
and that part sticks out to me.
1348
01:03:53.610 –> 01:03:55.510
So yeah, but that’s pretty much it.
1349
01:03:55.970 –> 01:03:57.170
I love Ron in this scene
1350
01:03:57.170 –> 01:03:59.050
and there’s one line in particular where he says,
1351
01:03:59.270 –> 01:04:02.010
your 12 to six made me go six to 12
1352
01:04:02.010 –> 01:04:03.830
and his eyes go up.
1353
01:04:04.230 –> 01:04:07.010
Just so fucking, like the delivery is so perfect
1354
01:04:07.010 –> 01:04:07.730
in that scene.
1355
01:04:08.330 –> 01:04:09.150
Trace, what’d you think?
1356
01:04:11.630 –> 01:04:14.370
Now that I think about it, I believe this might,
1357
01:04:15.350 –> 01:04:17.010
this and that, like Mike was saying,
1358
01:04:17.750 –> 01:04:22.190
that one of Daxie is probably the hottest scene
1359
01:04:23.010 –> 01:04:24.590
ever on Letter Kenny for me.
1360
01:04:24.810 –> 01:04:26.690
I mean, it’s just-
1361
01:04:26.690 –> 01:04:27.510
And it’s all words.
1362
01:04:27.690 –> 01:04:28.270
It’s just words.
1363
01:04:28.370 –> 01:04:29.150
It’s all words.
1364
01:04:29.190 –> 01:04:29.950
Just words.
1365
01:04:30.650 –> 01:04:33.190
In the continuation, she’s moving.
1366
01:04:33.270 –> 01:04:34.150
She’s moving around.
1367
01:04:34.590 –> 01:04:35.910
You know, like there’s motion
1368
01:04:35.910 –> 01:04:39.670
and, you know, take it for what you want, but-
1369
01:04:39.670 –> 01:04:40.810
Yeah, Mike, I think she’s slid up.
1370
01:04:40.970 –> 01:04:42.430
She’s slid into home plate.
1371
01:04:42.690 –> 01:04:43.470
Yeah, I think so.
1372
01:04:43.510 –> 01:04:45.130
I think so, too.
1373
01:04:47.170 –> 01:04:51.310
You know, we talk about Wayne and Tanis’ chemistry,
1374
01:04:51.590 –> 01:04:54.210
but wow, these two nailed it,
1375
01:04:54.210 –> 01:04:56.730
literally and almost figuratively, right?
1376
01:04:57.650 –> 01:05:02.170
What a perfect, perfect pick that you have here, Mike.
1377
01:05:02.430 –> 01:05:06.590
Like those two words, just words.
1378
01:05:06.590 –> 01:05:09.850
Their eyes, their eye movements, their body,
1379
01:05:10.050 –> 01:05:14.490
just how Katie gets so kind of unhinged sort of thing
1380
01:05:14.490 –> 01:05:21.630
and her eyes just tell so much in how she’s feeling.
1381
01:05:22.170 –> 01:05:25.470
And just even the way she says the word fuck,
1382
01:05:26.870 –> 01:05:31.850
that she’s absolutely lost in the translation
1383
01:05:31.850 –> 01:05:33.290
of what they’re taught.
1384
01:05:33.450 –> 01:05:36.010
Like just, she’s losing herself, right?
1385
01:05:37.110 –> 01:05:37.670
Fantastic.
1386
01:05:40.030 –> 01:05:41.630
Let’s see, some observations.
1387
01:05:43.470 –> 01:05:44.590
Is that Ron or Dax?
1388
01:05:46.610 –> 01:05:49.110
So first of all, I think,
1389
01:05:49.210 –> 01:05:51.490
I don’t think anybody appreciates
1390
01:05:51.490 –> 01:05:56.030
that he’s a doppelganger for Kasperi Kapanen.
1391
01:05:56.310 –> 01:05:58.930
So if you guys don’t know who that is, just Google him
1392
01:05:58.930 –> 01:06:01.570
and you’ll see that it’s literally the same person.
1393
01:06:01.650 –> 01:06:01.930
Okay.
1394
01:06:02.050 –> 01:06:03.430
I’m probably not gonna do that.
1395
01:06:05.010 –> 01:06:06.570
I don’t even know how to spell that.
1396
01:06:06.610 –> 01:06:08.250
I was gonna say, do you even remember the name
1397
01:06:08.250 –> 01:06:09.050
that he just gave?
1398
01:06:09.510 –> 01:06:09.530
No.
1399
01:06:10.030 –> 01:06:13.030
Kasperi with a K, Kapanen with a K.
1400
01:06:13.150 –> 01:06:13.650
Hockey player.
1401
01:06:13.990 –> 01:06:15.030
Kasperi with a friendly Kappian.
1402
01:06:16.330 –> 01:06:18.650
So they are literally the same person.
1403
01:06:19.330 –> 01:06:20.810
And a thought came to mind
1404
01:06:20.810 –> 01:06:22.830
as they were having that back and forth.
1405
01:06:23.190 –> 01:06:25.470
Tanya, do you know what DP actually is?
1406
01:06:25.850 –> 01:06:26.850
Jesus, Victor.
1407
01:06:29.330 –> 01:06:31.110
I only ask because of the mitt.
1408
01:06:32.510 –> 01:06:33.470
Double play.
1409
01:06:34.470 –> 01:06:35.130
It’s a double play.
1410
01:06:35.390 –> 01:06:35.950
Exactly, Al.
1411
01:06:36.210 –> 01:06:36.410
Moving on.
1412
01:06:36.410 –> 01:06:37.670
Yeah, that’s what it is.
1413
01:06:37.970 –> 01:06:38.570
All right.
1414
01:06:38.770 –> 01:06:39.210
Roll it.
1415
01:06:41.350 –> 01:06:42.510
It’s not deep.
1416
01:06:42.770 –> 01:06:43.890
No, it’s double play.
1417
01:06:44.230 –> 01:06:44.630
Okay.
1418
01:06:45.290 –> 01:06:46.770
Are those your comments, Victor?
1419
01:06:47.030 –> 01:06:48.050
Those are my comments.
1420
01:06:48.930 –> 01:06:49.410
Penetration.
1421
01:06:49.550 –> 01:06:50.650
Yes, yes, exactly.
1422
01:06:50.850 –> 01:06:51.850
Let’s move on.
1423
01:06:52.210 –> 01:06:52.670
That a girl.
1424
01:06:52.690 –> 01:06:53.270
That a girl.
1425
01:06:53.270 –> 01:06:54.410
Here we go.
1426
01:06:55.790 –> 01:06:56.750
Number six.
1427
01:06:57.250 –> 01:06:59.530
Does he remember the leprechaun?
1428
01:06:59.530 –> 01:07:02.350
No, I don’t remember the leprechaun.
1429
01:07:02.630 –> 01:07:04.910
Well, the leprechaun spells stage one
1430
01:07:04.910 –> 01:07:07.270
of you becoming legendary.
1431
01:07:07.470 –> 01:07:08.730
Hope you know leprechauns don’t hold
1432
01:07:08.730 –> 01:07:10.490
no real significance to St. Patrick’s Day.
1433
01:07:10.650 –> 01:07:11.310
I did know that.
1434
01:07:11.430 –> 01:07:13.010
Leprechauns are mythological fairy folk
1435
01:07:13.010 –> 01:07:14.890
believed to have it in Ireland before the Celts.
1436
01:07:14.970 –> 01:07:15.570
A one, bud.
1437
01:07:15.690 –> 01:07:18.210
And last night, I gots to be one.
1438
01:07:21.680 –> 01:07:24.180
Now, first off, the skids were playing
1439
01:07:24.180 –> 01:07:26.980
the weirdest song that Al admits I later grew
1440
01:07:26.980 –> 01:07:28.680
to appreciate and treasure.
1441
01:07:29.740 –> 01:07:31.980
But I was just standing there minding my own beeswax
1442
01:07:31.980 –> 01:07:34.640
enjoying a green beer and a corned beef and cabbage sandwich
1443
01:07:34.640 –> 01:07:36.660
made by Bonnie McMurray, who’s over there
1444
01:07:36.660 –> 01:07:37.900
looking just as sweet as juice.
1445
01:07:38.040 –> 01:07:39.960
Which is traditional St. Patrick’s Day sandwich.
1446
01:07:40.080 –> 01:07:42.220
Hers were extra special on account of the spicy
1447
01:07:42.220 –> 01:07:44.080
Dijon Del Muster cheese slaps on there
1448
01:07:44.080 –> 01:07:45.580
and the garlic pickle garnish.
1449
01:07:46.760 –> 01:07:48.520
I noticed some Dijons from up country
1450
01:07:48.520 –> 01:07:50.240
are picking on Leather County’s very own
1451
01:07:50.240 –> 01:07:52.460
St. Perfect’s Day mascot, Pitter Patties.
1452
01:07:52.520 –> 01:07:54.180
And I know that it’s David Hofstetler’s
1453
01:07:54.180 –> 01:07:55.540
brother Dwight under that costume
1454
01:07:55.540 –> 01:07:56.540
and he’s a little bit slow,
1455
01:07:56.580 –> 01:07:57.960
so I felt compelled to interview.
1456
01:07:58.420 –> 01:08:00.220
But before I could, Dwight Hofstetler
1457
01:08:00.220 –> 01:08:01.440
decided he’s had enough.
1458
01:08:01.940 –> 01:08:02.880
He peels off the costume,
1459
01:08:02.960 –> 01:08:04.980
throws it on the floor in the heat and stomps off.
1460
01:08:05.480 –> 01:08:07.000
I sees an opportunity in front of me,
1461
01:08:07.020 –> 01:08:08.360
but I can currently have a corned beef
1462
01:08:08.360 –> 01:08:09.660
and cabbage sandwich in my meat handler
1463
01:08:09.660 –> 01:08:11.500
and I was planning on tossing a few more down.
1464
01:08:11.720 –> 01:08:13.120
Plus, Bonnie McMurray’s there,
1465
01:08:13.260 –> 01:08:14.300
looking just so comely,
1466
01:08:14.340 –> 01:08:15.880
so she’s nothing to run away from either.
1467
01:08:16.279 –> 01:08:18.220
But I gots back fast as I noticed the Dijons
1468
01:08:18.220 –> 01:08:20.340
from up country and have the same ideas as me.
1469
01:08:21.200 –> 01:08:22.939
So I smash the sandwich into my face,
1470
01:08:23.000 –> 01:08:24.500
walk on over to where Pitter Patties
1471
01:08:24.500 –> 01:08:26.140
laying on the floor like a melted snowman
1472
01:08:26.140 –> 01:08:27.640
and I pick some up and make some of my own.
1473
01:08:35.520 –> 01:08:36.800
There he’s dance moves.
1474
01:08:40.200 –> 01:08:42.120
Oh, he so dances like no one’s watching.
1475
01:08:42.120 –> 01:08:42.500
Now I will admit,
1476
01:08:42.640 –> 01:08:43.859
this was fulfilling somewhat
1477
01:08:43.859 –> 01:08:45.220
of a childhood dream for me,
1478
01:08:45.439 –> 01:08:47.479
but what happens next was more of a fantasy.
1479
01:08:48.460 –> 01:08:50.180
I’m sure you guys know that furry material
1480
01:08:50.180 –> 01:08:52.260
does about as much to hide a boner as fan decks,
1481
01:08:52.520 –> 01:08:54.319
so I was approaching big troubles in little China
1482
01:08:54.319 –> 01:08:56.120
and not exactly complaining about it.
1483
01:08:57.300 –> 01:08:58.640
I just wish it had been the thunders
1484
01:08:58.640 –> 01:08:59.979
from Down Unders that ruined the party
1485
01:08:59.979 –> 01:09:02.060
because what came next was certainly unwelcome.
1486
01:09:02.640 –> 01:09:05.359
Sammy Sammich, the mascot of Sammy Sammich’s,
1487
01:09:05.359 –> 01:09:08.100
he comes running over and he’s fuming pissed.
1488
01:09:08.220 –> 01:09:09.359
Not gonna understand why.
1489
01:09:09.520 –> 01:09:10.979
I’m over here getting hugs and take-offs
1490
01:09:10.979 –> 01:09:12.819
from pretty gals while he’s standing there
1491
01:09:12.819 –> 01:09:14.660
holding a tray of sandwiches like a nutsack.
1492
01:09:14.960 –> 01:09:17.240
I see he’s got a confrontational look in his eyes
1493
01:09:17.240 –> 01:09:19.640
and the scowl mask does exactly too much to stifles it,
1494
01:09:19.660 –> 01:09:20.760
me being no pushover,
1495
01:09:20.819 –> 01:09:21.979
I’m not about to be stared down.
1496
01:09:22.180 –> 01:09:22.500
I love the face.
1497
01:09:22.500 –> 01:09:23.359
So I return the glare,
1498
01:09:23.720 –> 01:09:26.880
which produces us into one bona fide stink eye standoff.
1499
01:09:27.300 –> 01:09:28.800
Then, quick as a kitten queef,
1500
01:09:28.899 –> 01:09:30.340
the fucking sandwich tray goes flying,
1501
01:09:30.420 –> 01:09:31.540
pot of golds up in the air
1502
01:09:31.540 –> 01:09:33.300
and Sammy Sammich spears me to the floor.
1503
01:09:34.880 –> 01:09:37.479
You would’ve thought security would’ve broken it up,
1504
01:09:37.640 –> 01:09:39.020
but Riley and Josie just stood there
1505
01:09:39.020 –> 01:09:40.399
like a bunch of 10-ply halfwits
1506
01:09:40.399 –> 01:09:41.660
sniffing each other’s farts.
1507
01:09:42.760 –> 01:09:44.680
I’m about to tap out like the fucking Sally
1508
01:09:44.680 –> 01:09:45.439
when out of nowhere,
1509
01:09:45.680 –> 01:09:47.040
Legendary comes swooping in
1510
01:09:47.040 –> 01:09:49.020
and lays the beats down on Sammy Sammich.
1511
01:09:55.620 –> 01:09:57.140
It was entrancing.
1512
01:09:57.520 –> 01:09:58.060
I was spousemount.
1513
01:09:59.860 –> 01:10:01.240
Legendary saved the day.
1514
01:10:01.640 –> 01:10:03.760
And with Dairy TC being quite handily,
1515
01:10:03.900 –> 01:10:06.320
I gathered up my hat and my green suckers
1516
01:10:06.320 –> 01:10:07.960
and it was back to business as usual.
1517
01:10:08.440 –> 01:10:08.900
No.
1518
01:10:08.900 –> 01:10:09.800
Hard yes.
1519
01:10:10.060 –> 01:10:10.520
Confirmed?
1520
01:10:10.600 –> 01:10:11.260
So they tell me.
1521
01:10:11.840 –> 01:10:12.340
Where are you?
1522
01:10:12.400 –> 01:10:13.380
I don’t have no dirt, likely.
1523
01:10:15.700 –> 01:10:16.160
Mike.
1524
01:10:18.380 –> 01:10:20.560
There’s a couple of themes that are recurrent here
1525
01:10:20.560 –> 01:10:20.800
as well.
1526
01:10:22.740 –> 01:10:25.120
You have Dan protecting a person.
1527
01:10:25.220 –> 01:10:27.200
Eat that is described as slow.
1528
01:10:28.100 –> 01:10:30.360
Wayne did the same thing in the first episode.
1529
01:10:31.640 –> 01:10:34.400
The visual of Dan in the pitter-patty
1530
01:10:34.400 –> 01:10:36.380
and the shitty grin on his face,
1531
01:10:37.020 –> 01:10:39.460
that coupled to a lot of his phrasing,
1532
01:10:39.840 –> 01:10:41.380
like quick as a kitten, please.
1533
01:10:43.800 –> 01:10:45.540
Big troubles in Little China.
1534
01:10:46.960 –> 01:10:48.260
The way he speaks.
1535
01:10:49.320 –> 01:10:51.880
This monologue of Dan is just perfect.
1536
01:10:52.860 –> 01:10:54.700
And the visuals around it are great, too.
1537
01:10:54.880 –> 01:10:57.000
It’s a beautifully written monologue
1538
01:10:57.000 –> 01:11:00.780
and well told by K. Trevor Wilson.
1539
01:11:00.880 –> 01:11:03.380
I love the scene for that.
1540
01:11:03.960 –> 01:11:05.080
Couple of things I noticed.
1541
01:11:05.080 –> 01:11:08.780
So pitter-patty or whatever,
1542
01:11:09.380 –> 01:11:11.620
he didn’t just remove his costume.
1543
01:11:11.680 –> 01:11:13.200
He removed everything, including his socks.
1544
01:11:13.300 –> 01:11:14.720
Did he walk away naked then?
1545
01:11:15.400 –> 01:11:17.400
Because Dan was wearing overalls
1546
01:11:17.400 –> 01:11:19.900
and then he’s wearing the entire uniform.
1547
01:11:20.280 –> 01:11:21.340
So there’s that.
1548
01:11:21.900 –> 01:11:23.380
And then just before the brawl happens,
1549
01:11:23.600 –> 01:11:25.840
Sammy Sandwich kind of tosses his tray away.
1550
01:11:29.600 –> 01:11:32.940
Dan needlessly throws the candy up in the air
1551
01:11:32.940 –> 01:11:34.060
out of the cauldron.
1552
01:11:34.060 –> 01:11:35.780
He could have just thrown the cauldron,
1553
01:11:35.960 –> 01:11:39.420
but he did it in a way to maximize
1554
01:11:39.420 –> 01:11:41.200
how much candy’s flying in the air.
1555
01:11:41.620 –> 01:11:42.520
It was really funny.
1556
01:11:43.000 –> 01:11:44.260
I found it really funny.
1557
01:11:44.520 –> 01:11:45.660
Anyway, it’s a great scene.
1558
01:11:45.760 –> 01:11:46.180
I love it.
1559
01:11:46.200 –> 01:11:47.240
Trace, what did you think?
1560
01:11:48.360 –> 01:11:51.860
I thought Dan is the greatest
1561
01:11:51.860 –> 01:11:53.960
ranking tour on Letter to Kenny.
1562
01:11:54.140 –> 01:11:54.900
I mean, he’s just,
1563
01:11:55.280 –> 01:11:58.220
I just wanna hear him tell stories.
1564
01:11:59.240 –> 01:12:01.220
I mean, I know it’s written ahead of time,
1565
01:12:01.220 –> 01:12:03.800
but his delivery is just perfect.
1566
01:12:06.280 –> 01:12:11.260
The way the Sammy Sandwich’s sandwich face
1567
01:12:11.260 –> 01:12:15.060
just changes as it goes will never not be funny.
1568
01:12:15.880 –> 01:12:16.760
It’s hilarious.
1569
01:12:18.500 –> 01:12:21.900
And there were a couple of freeze frames in there too.
1570
01:12:22.300 –> 01:12:24.940
Or is that, I don’t know if that was the actual
1571
01:12:24.940 –> 01:12:25.640
thing in the thing.
1572
01:12:26.120 –> 01:12:28.640
And in final, I looked him up, Victor.
1573
01:12:28.940 –> 01:12:30.620
He does look a lot like Chester.
1574
01:12:30.620 –> 01:12:31.760
I’m gonna pop you there.
1575
01:12:34.460 –> 01:12:35.520
Do you feel dirty now?
1576
01:12:35.540 –> 01:12:36.560
He didn’t look it up.
1577
01:12:36.620 –> 01:12:38.580
Somebody shared a link in the live stream.
1578
01:12:39.300 –> 01:12:40.200
I looked it up.
1579
01:12:42.200 –> 01:12:43.200
Oh my gosh.
1580
01:12:43.380 –> 01:12:44.460
Anyway, Tam.
1581
01:12:44.460 –> 01:12:47.080
That was Aaron that did it, isn’t it?
1582
01:12:47.140 –> 01:12:47.980
I don’t even know who it was.
1583
01:12:47.980 –> 01:12:48.860
Aaron shared the link.
1584
01:12:48.880 –> 01:12:49.740
It’s totally Aaron.
1585
01:12:49.920 –> 01:12:50.880
Aaron, you’re the best.
1586
01:12:51.340 –> 01:12:52.400
Aaron, you’re the best.
1587
01:12:54.000 –> 01:12:55.820
I could listen to Dan,
1588
01:12:56.060 –> 01:12:58.000
but I would have to have him on repeat
1589
01:12:58.000 –> 01:12:59.720
because I miss it every time.
1590
01:12:59.720 –> 01:13:04.920
Like there’s just so much that he references that you miss.
1591
01:13:05.820 –> 01:13:08.160
I love the whole melted snowman
1592
01:13:08.160 –> 01:13:09.860
because that’s totally how it looked.
1593
01:13:10.460 –> 01:13:12.780
Like he just, everything is just so funny
1594
01:13:12.780 –> 01:13:17.740
and so well written and he delivers it so well.
1595
01:13:18.340 –> 01:13:19.320
Yeah, great scene.
1596
01:13:19.580 –> 01:13:21.460
And the little throwaway line like a T
1597
01:13:21.460 –> 01:13:23.940
and there’s Dairy, a legendary TC being,
1598
01:13:24.600 –> 01:13:26.040
which meaning taking care of business.
1599
01:13:26.400 –> 01:13:28.960
Just the whole thing was so masterfully written.
1600
01:13:28.960 –> 01:13:29.720
Victor.
1601
01:13:30.820 –> 01:13:33.400
Yeah, well, first let me give Aaron the red hippo
1602
01:13:34.000 –> 01:13:36.020
because she is the-
1603
01:13:36.020 –> 01:13:37.620
Oh, you just, yeah, you made her.
1604
01:13:37.640 –> 01:13:38.200
You made her day.
1605
01:13:38.400 –> 01:13:39.640
She’s the best.
1606
01:13:41.180 –> 01:13:44.160
But I, listening to Squirrely,
1607
01:13:45.080 –> 01:13:46.620
I felt out of breath.
1608
01:13:47.480 –> 01:13:49.600
That’s a lot, he crams in a lot.
1609
01:13:49.760 –> 01:13:51.180
He wasn’t taking a breath.
1610
01:13:51.200 –> 01:13:54.020
I was starting to feel like anxious.
1611
01:13:55.980 –> 01:13:57.920
Especially like the first part of that dialogue,
1612
01:13:57.920 –> 01:13:59.940
you just kept going and going and going
1613
01:13:59.940 –> 01:14:02.100
and you just wanted more and more and more.
1614
01:14:02.300 –> 01:14:05.900
But it’s like, but it was so well delivered.
1615
01:14:05.900 –> 01:14:07.400
Like it was obviously well written,
1616
01:14:07.400 –> 01:14:12.100
but he was a master of his craft there for sure.
1617
01:14:15.100 –> 01:14:16.140
What number are we on?
1618
01:14:16.360 –> 01:14:17.840
I don’t know, let’s find out.
1619
01:14:19.060 –> 01:14:19.860
Number five.
1620
01:14:19.960 –> 01:14:20.940
On number five.
1621
01:14:21.160 –> 01:14:22.300
You know, Uncle Eddie always said
1622
01:14:22.300 –> 01:14:24.500
you put two people across the table from each other
1623
01:14:24.500 –> 01:14:26.700
with pints in between them, they’ll find a common ground.
1624
01:14:27.440 –> 01:14:30.160
I’m not sure he ever sat across from a skid though.
1625
01:14:30.860 –> 01:14:32.260
Spare me the rustic aphorisms
1626
01:14:32.260 –> 01:14:34.520
and let’s just enjoy some quiet commiseration.
1627
01:14:39.930 –> 01:14:41.090
You catch the game last night?
1628
01:14:41.230 –> 01:14:42.770
I think I got fucking time for that.
1629
01:14:42.870 –> 01:14:43.810
I was joking.
1630
01:14:44.070 –> 01:14:44.530
Sure, Tucker.
1631
01:14:44.930 –> 01:14:46.390
Hockeyfights.com’s all you need.
1632
01:14:46.550 –> 01:14:47.790
Start my day with it every morning.
1633
01:14:47.950 –> 01:14:49.990
Fucking throwing hands is the best part anyway, fuck.
1634
01:14:50.470 –> 01:14:50.910
Agreed.
1635
01:14:51.590 –> 01:14:53.970
It injects anarchy into an otherwise bland amalgam
1636
01:14:53.970 –> 01:14:56.310
of meaningless athletics and post-game platitudes.
1637
01:14:56.670 –> 01:14:58.050
Favorite fighter of all time, go.
1638
01:14:59.930 –> 01:15:00.710
Bobby Probert.
1639
01:15:01.370 –> 01:15:01.970
What a break.
1640
01:15:02.550 –> 01:15:04.650
Current NHL you’d file under do not fuck with, go.
1641
01:15:05.150 –> 01:15:05.810
Brian Reeves.
1642
01:15:05.930 –> 01:15:06.710
Sedano Chara.
1643
01:15:07.090 –> 01:15:09.170
Toughest current NHL captain, go.
1644
01:15:09.450 –> 01:15:10.190
Chara still in play?
1645
01:15:10.310 –> 01:15:11.290
Can’t see the same guy twice.
1646
01:15:11.450 –> 01:15:12.050
Nick Foligno.
1647
01:15:12.350 –> 01:15:12.890
Jamie Benn.
1648
01:15:13.070 –> 01:15:13.410
Glenn!
1649
01:15:14.310 –> 01:15:15.170
I’d have another beer.
1650
01:15:15.850 –> 01:15:16.190
It’s good.
1651
01:15:17.210 –> 01:15:17.970
I’d have a beer.
1652
01:15:18.670 –> 01:15:20.990
Strange things are afoot at Mo Dean’s today.
1653
01:15:25.730 –> 01:15:27.750
If you could play one position in hockey,
1654
01:15:27.810 –> 01:15:28.410
what would it be?
1655
01:15:28.790 –> 01:15:29.570
Backup goalie.
1656
01:15:29.810 –> 01:15:30.150
What?
1657
01:15:30.470 –> 01:15:31.530
Ultimate underdog.
1658
01:15:32.890 –> 01:15:34.470
Also, they don’t get their heroin.
1659
01:15:34.650 –> 01:15:35.650
Fucking Jeff Hackett.
1660
01:15:36.050 –> 01:15:36.930
Ron Tugnight.
1661
01:15:37.090 –> 01:15:37.710
Peter Eng.
1662
01:15:37.870 –> 01:15:38.570
Alan Bester.
1663
01:15:38.690 –> 01:15:39.550
Fuck, Damian Rhodes.
1664
01:15:39.870 –> 01:15:40.730
Tommy Soderstrom.
1665
01:15:40.970 –> 01:15:41.590
Hey, I asked you something.
1666
01:15:42.430 –> 01:15:43.830
You always been a skit or?
1667
01:15:45.170 –> 01:15:46.710
Early Marilyn Manson left his mark.
1668
01:15:47.670 –> 01:15:48.410
When that began to fade,
1669
01:15:48.630 –> 01:15:49.990
Ramstein came into replenish.
1670
01:15:50.550 –> 01:15:52.150
Slipknot has always sustained.
1671
01:15:52.650 –> 01:15:54.090
I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
1672
01:15:55.090 –> 01:15:55.470
No, no.
1673
01:15:55.690 –> 01:15:57.190
I’ve been a skit for as long as you hicks
1674
01:15:57.190 –> 01:15:57.950
have called me one.
1675
01:15:58.210 –> 01:16:00.230
Well, clicks are fucking stupid anyway, so.
1676
01:16:00.650 –> 01:16:01.390
Can confirm.
1677
01:16:02.070 –> 01:16:02.950
Especially jocks.
1678
01:16:03.130 –> 01:16:04.150
Oh, I hate jocks.
1679
01:16:04.430 –> 01:16:05.030
Hockey players.
1680
01:16:05.290 –> 01:16:05.810
Me too.
1681
01:16:06.090 –> 01:16:06.310
Yeah.
1682
01:16:06.710 –> 01:16:08.610
I guess the enemy of my enemy is my friend, hey?
1683
01:16:08.810 –> 01:16:10.770
I think I’d rather have silver fish in my kitchen
1684
01:16:10.770 –> 01:16:11.590
than hockey players.
1685
01:16:11.870 –> 01:16:13.450
I like to fuck with them by hitting on them.
1686
01:16:13.690 –> 01:16:14.030
Do you really?
1687
01:16:14.330 –> 01:16:16.530
Jocks are generally deeply uncomfortable
1688
01:16:16.530 –> 01:16:17.590
with their own sexuality.
1689
01:16:18.450 –> 01:16:19.950
They often kick walks after that.
1690
01:16:21.070 –> 01:16:23.030
You really just don’t give a fuck, do you?
1691
01:16:23.670 –> 01:16:24.390
Hard no.
1692
01:16:27.440 –> 01:16:27.880
Wondrous.
1693
01:16:32.920 –> 01:16:34.600
Favorite Toronto Maple Leafs tough guy, go.
1694
01:16:34.860 –> 01:16:35.460
Colt North.
1695
01:16:35.780 –> 01:16:36.400
Ty Domey.
1696
01:16:36.400 –> 01:16:38.600
Although Wendell Clark deserves honorable mention, but.
1697
01:16:38.680 –> 01:16:40.260
He was also an All-Star, so.
1698
01:16:40.540 –> 01:16:41.980
Wendell’s in a league of his own.
1699
01:16:43.300 –> 01:16:44.440
I think we’d have another beer.
1700
01:16:46.020 –> 01:16:47.040
I’d have a beer.
1701
01:16:48.780 –> 01:16:50.760
This is surely a sign of the apocalypse.
1702
01:16:51.340 –> 01:16:52.460
It’s like battle down here, rock up!
1703
01:16:53.500 –> 01:16:54.700
Oh, I’ll get the beers first.
1704
01:16:55.400 –> 01:16:55.980
Do my job.
1705
01:16:58.120 –> 01:16:58.680
Oh, man.
1706
01:17:01.200 –> 01:17:03.060
Fucking these mic, oh my God!
1707
01:17:03.440 –> 01:17:06.680
Like, there’s, and I’m like, oh, that’s my number one.
1708
01:17:06.680 –> 01:17:09.360
And then something else just like topped it.
1709
01:17:09.360 –> 01:17:10.800
Okay, Mike, talk to this.
1710
01:17:10.800 –> 01:17:11.580
This will be fun.
1711
01:17:11.680 –> 01:17:13.940
You got old Don Cherry and young Don Cherry
1712
01:17:13.940 –> 01:17:15.400
back together in the scene here.
1713
01:17:15.400 –> 01:17:17.140
And I have not seen Don Cherry’s story.
1714
01:17:17.520 –> 01:17:18.520
I probably won’t.
1715
01:17:18.660 –> 01:17:20.080
But I know that that background
1716
01:17:20.080 –> 01:17:21.140
has been talked about before
1717
01:17:21.140 –> 01:17:25.720
where you have a return of Jared Kiso
1718
01:17:26.600 –> 01:17:29.380
and Trevor or Tyler Johnson.
1719
01:17:29.820 –> 01:17:30.580
They know each other.
1720
01:17:30.660 –> 01:17:32.060
They’re hockey guys, you know.
1721
01:17:32.620 –> 01:17:34.620
It’s been talked about their hockey,
1722
01:17:34.840 –> 01:17:35.680
actual hockey background.
1723
01:17:35.680 –> 01:17:37.500
So the final kicker to that
1724
01:17:37.500 –> 01:17:40.460
whether on the rink makes a lot of sense,
1725
01:17:40.460 –> 01:17:42.220
but it doesn’t really necessarily fit
1726
01:17:42.220 –> 01:17:43.240
with the rest of it.
1727
01:17:44.660 –> 01:17:46.260
I guess my favorite part of that
1728
01:17:46.260 –> 01:17:48.600
is the back and forth between the two.
1729
01:17:48.700 –> 01:17:49.820
And this is a holiday episode,
1730
01:17:49.840 –> 01:17:51.760
but it’s not at all about the holiday.
1731
01:17:52.780 –> 01:17:55.060
So I debated, like, does this even really belong?
1732
01:17:55.120 –> 01:17:56.060
But it did.
1733
01:17:56.440 –> 01:17:57.660
And it’s pretty high.
1734
01:17:58.220 –> 01:18:01.140
I do like where he asks him if he’s always been skid
1735
01:18:01.140 –> 01:18:02.300
and he comes up with a line.
1736
01:18:02.560 –> 01:18:04.460
I’ve been a skid as long as he called me one.
1737
01:18:04.460 –> 01:18:05.500
One of my favorite lines.
1738
01:18:05.500 –> 01:18:07.680
Which to me is a very appropriate line.
1739
01:18:07.820 –> 01:18:09.440
It’s like, I am, I’m only this
1740
01:18:09.440 –> 01:18:11.660
because that’s what you classify me as.
1741
01:18:11.960 –> 01:18:14.260
And then when they go with each other’s taglines,
1742
01:18:14.380 –> 01:18:17.700
you know, that just is also very, very interesting.
1743
01:18:18.200 –> 01:18:20.780
But yeah, I debated maybe not putting this in
1744
01:18:20.780 –> 01:18:22.000
because it really isn’t a holiday,
1745
01:18:22.420 –> 01:18:23.580
but it’s in the holiday episode.
1746
01:18:23.860 –> 01:18:24.660
No, absolutely.
1747
01:18:24.740 –> 01:18:25.700
I’m glad you put it in
1748
01:18:25.700 –> 01:18:27.820
because Mike, I told you in the pre-show
1749
01:18:27.820 –> 01:18:30.420
you picked one of my favorite scenes of all time.
1750
01:18:30.680 –> 01:18:31.320
This is it.
1751
01:18:31.820 –> 01:18:34.040
This is an amazing scene.
1752
01:18:34.860 –> 01:18:37.020
And what I love about it most though,
1753
01:18:37.020 –> 01:18:38.640
is this scene means nothing
1754
01:18:38.640 –> 01:18:40.900
without everything that comes before it.
1755
01:18:41.740 –> 01:18:43.560
Like, I don’t, let’s,
1756
01:18:45.960 –> 01:18:48.220
Valentine’s day is what season?
1757
01:18:48.900 –> 01:18:50.100
Trying to see here.
1758
01:18:50.260 –> 01:18:51.680
I can’t think where.
1759
01:18:51.760 –> 01:18:53.720
Anyway, it’s like, is it three?
1760
01:18:54.320 –> 01:18:55.200
Three or four.
1761
01:18:56.620 –> 01:18:56.800
Think.
1762
01:18:57.680 –> 01:18:58.960
Anyway, so.
1763
01:18:59.120 –> 01:19:00.140
Awesome’s cursing me right now.
1764
01:19:00.200 –> 01:19:00.720
I know.
1765
01:19:00.720 –> 01:19:05.160
It took everything that came before this
1766
01:19:05.160 –> 01:19:06.680
to make this scene mean what it meant.
1767
01:19:06.700 –> 01:19:08.220
And this scene means a lot
1768
01:19:08.220 –> 01:19:10.200
because it’s basically these two people
1769
01:19:10.200 –> 01:19:13.620
who you wouldn’t catch dead, you know,
1770
01:19:14.160 –> 01:19:16.240
at the same table, at the same table,
1771
01:19:16.540 –> 01:19:18.840
finding common ground to the point.
1772
01:19:19.160 –> 01:19:21.040
And that, when he says that line,
1773
01:19:21.260 –> 01:19:23.380
I’ve been a skit as long as you guys called me one,
1774
01:19:23.600 –> 01:19:27.020
to me, that’s a mic drop line right there.
1775
01:19:27.020 –> 01:19:29.840
And then like just everything about this scene.
1776
01:19:29.840 –> 01:19:31.660
I love this scene, Mike.
1777
01:19:31.700 –> 01:19:32.900
You’re right, so season six.
1778
01:19:33.080 –> 01:19:33.760
Season six, yeah.
1779
01:19:33.760 –> 01:19:35.780
So it took six seasons for this to mean something.
1780
01:19:36.220 –> 01:19:38.520
Like, if somebody who’s never seen an episode
1781
01:19:38.520 –> 01:19:41.820
of Letter Kenny watches this scene,
1782
01:19:42.180 –> 01:19:43.340
it’ll mean nothing to them.
1783
01:19:43.620 –> 01:19:44.560
Whatever, right?
1784
01:19:44.740 –> 01:19:46.320
It’s just a couple of guys talking hockey.
1785
01:19:46.400 –> 01:19:47.760
But because we’ve had six seasons
1786
01:19:47.760 –> 01:19:49.140
of what came before this,
1787
01:19:49.520 –> 01:19:52.380
the weight of that scene, I think, is great.
1788
01:19:53.260 –> 01:19:55.500
And amazing that they kept it for a holiday episode
1789
01:19:55.500 –> 01:19:56.040
because you’re right,
1790
01:19:56.200 –> 01:19:57.900
it could have been inserted anywhere else
1791
01:19:57.900 –> 01:19:59.580
because it really has nothing to do with the holiday
1792
01:20:00.340 –> 01:20:02.360
except that they’re the only two people
1793
01:20:02.360 –> 01:20:04.440
not at the speed dating thing.
1794
01:20:05.940 –> 01:20:07.340
So yeah, I just love this scene.
1795
01:20:07.420 –> 01:20:08.040
Tim, what’d you think?
1796
01:20:08.680 –> 01:20:10.540
You worded it so well.
1797
01:20:10.960 –> 01:20:12.800
Like it’s such a great scene.
1798
01:20:12.880 –> 01:20:17.460
This is the reason why I changed my mind with Fart Book.
1799
01:20:18.000 –> 01:20:24.840
You know, I saw Fart Book when you were watching it
1800
01:20:24.840 –> 01:20:26.940
and it was out of context, out of reference.
1801
01:20:26.940 –> 01:20:28.160
I thought it was stupid.
1802
01:20:28.620 –> 01:20:31.220
But when I learned of their relationship
1803
01:20:31.220 –> 01:20:36.160
and how they, you know, were on opposite sides
1804
01:20:36.160 –> 01:20:39.220
and that there was a common, you know,
1805
01:20:39.700 –> 01:20:42.780
need for each other, that’s why I enjoyed Fart Book
1806
01:20:42.780 –> 01:20:45.700
because there was that kind of shared,
1807
01:20:45.740 –> 01:20:47.680
like there was no lines anymore.
1808
01:20:47.820 –> 01:20:49.380
They were working with one another.
1809
01:20:49.780 –> 01:20:52.300
This broke that barrier even further,
1810
01:20:52.580 –> 01:20:52.720
especially when-
1811
01:20:52.720 –> 01:20:54.100
Yeah, I think, well, Fart Book was just too early
1812
01:20:54.100 –> 01:20:55.220
for that to happen, I think.
1813
01:20:55.220 –> 01:20:58.260
But, you know, Wayne, for me,
1814
01:20:58.520 –> 01:21:01.600
I melted as soon as Wayne said wondrous.
1815
01:21:01.900 –> 01:21:02.660
Yeah, oh my God.
1816
01:21:02.660 –> 01:21:05.840
That was a powerful, powerful moment
1817
01:21:05.840 –> 01:21:09.360
when, you know, they used each other’s speech.
1818
01:21:09.560 –> 01:21:11.860
Yeah, because even up until Stuart says,
1819
01:21:12.820 –> 01:21:15.580
what is he, what’s Wayne’s line that Stuart says?
1820
01:21:16.320 –> 01:21:16.960
Hard no.
1821
01:21:17.160 –> 01:21:17.780
Hard no?
1822
01:21:18.360 –> 01:21:18.820
Hard no.
1823
01:21:19.180 –> 01:21:21.180
It’s still only Stuart saying,
1824
01:21:21.740 –> 01:21:25.220
like, we’ve, something’s happened here.
1825
01:21:25.800 –> 01:21:27.760
Not until Wayne says wondrous,
1826
01:21:27.920 –> 01:21:29.400
well, is he acknowledging it?
1827
01:21:29.580 –> 01:21:31.320
And now something actually did happen.
1828
01:21:31.480 –> 01:21:31.920
You know what I mean?
1829
01:21:31.920 –> 01:21:33.620
Like it’s so beyond powerful.
1830
01:21:33.780 –> 01:21:37.520
It really truly is, like, and yeah,
1831
01:21:37.760 –> 01:21:39.440
it’s such a powerful moment.
1832
01:21:39.540 –> 01:21:40.700
Victor, do you agree?
1833
01:21:42.100 –> 01:21:42.940
I concur.
1834
01:21:44.460 –> 01:21:45.960
I mean, really, to be honest,
1835
01:21:46.060 –> 01:21:48.120
out of all the scenes we’ve watched so far,
1836
01:21:48.420 –> 01:21:49.740
it’s not even close.
1837
01:21:49.740 –> 01:21:51.560
This is the best one for me.
1838
01:21:52.800 –> 01:21:55.000
For all the reasons that have been said,
1839
01:21:55.880 –> 01:21:56.880
you know, what else to say?
1840
01:21:58.780 –> 01:22:01.200
What I really liked is when they first started,
1841
01:22:02.620 –> 01:22:07.940
there was so much angst
1842
01:22:07.940 –> 01:22:10.540
and they were doing it begrudgingly, right?
1843
01:22:10.580 –> 01:22:13.600
And then that slowly, very slowly,
1844
01:22:13.840 –> 01:22:15.120
faded away to the end
1845
01:22:15.120 –> 01:22:18.020
where they were actually genuinely smiling at each other
1846
01:22:18.020 –> 01:22:22.200
and it was, I mean, it was actually very Valentine-ish,
1847
01:22:22.460 –> 01:22:22.600
right?
1848
01:22:22.700 –> 01:22:23.620
They were bonding.
1849
01:22:24.200 –> 01:22:26.300
They were speed dating with each other, yeah.
1850
01:22:27.140 –> 01:22:28.960
Yeah, you know, it was really good.
1851
01:22:30.380 –> 01:22:34.520
And then from the name dropping of the hockey players
1852
01:22:34.520 –> 01:22:36.660
and naming all the old Leaf goalies,
1853
01:22:37.420 –> 01:22:40.200
I felt sad that they didn’t name Jeff Reese
1854
01:22:40.200 –> 01:22:41.600
and Ken Reggett.
1855
01:22:41.600 –> 01:22:43.080
I thought if they could have squeaked
1856
01:22:43.080 –> 01:22:44.100
those two guys in there,
1857
01:22:44.100 –> 01:22:45.240
that would have been perfect for me.
1858
01:22:45.240 –> 01:22:45.820
Oh my.
1859
01:22:46.520 –> 01:22:50.060
And not to be remiss, Glenn,
1860
01:22:50.340 –> 01:22:52.700
I mean, the little pepper and salt
1861
01:22:52.700 –> 01:22:54.720
that he threw in there is brilliant
1862
01:22:54.720 –> 01:22:57.300
and the whole scene was just fantastic.
1863
01:22:57.520 –> 01:22:59.420
It’s like that balance of comedy
1864
01:22:59.420 –> 01:23:02.640
with like a serious moment, like it was-
1865
01:23:02.640 –> 01:23:05.540
There’s a real quick moment early on in that scene
1866
01:23:05.540 –> 01:23:07.640
when they are sitting across from each other
1867
01:23:07.640 –> 01:23:11.720
and they’re tense and Stewart asks Wayne,
1868
01:23:12.160 –> 01:23:14.400
who the toughest or the best fighter was,
1869
01:23:14.400 –> 01:23:15.420
or something like that.
1870
01:23:16.120 –> 01:23:17.640
And just him asking it,
1871
01:23:17.720 –> 01:23:18.800
Wayne gives his face like,
1872
01:23:19.080 –> 01:23:20.700
oh, we’re doing this?
1873
01:23:20.840 –> 01:23:22.940
And then something changes in his demeanor.
1874
01:23:22.940 –> 01:23:24.960
And I love that little switch.
1875
01:23:25.100 –> 01:23:26.980
It was really cool, really well done.
1876
01:23:27.140 –> 01:23:27.800
Trace, what do you think?
1877
01:23:30.160 –> 01:23:31.940
Going along with what everybody else said,
1878
01:23:32.080 –> 01:23:32.760
it’s like that.
1879
01:23:33.860 –> 01:23:37.040
I’m glad that Tanya, you revisited that
1880
01:23:37.040 –> 01:23:39.500
because Stephen will pat himself on the back again.
1881
01:23:40.060 –> 01:23:41.560
Totally thought that.
1882
01:23:42.840 –> 01:23:47.480
And my only other thing is I wanna defer my time to Victor
1883
01:23:48.120 –> 01:23:52.680
and the sense that at risk of becoming a sports show,
1884
01:23:53.480 –> 01:23:55.060
what’s your take on those, Victor?
1885
01:23:55.300 –> 01:23:55.940
Were they right?
1886
01:23:56.180 –> 01:23:56.700
Were they wrong?
1887
01:23:56.900 –> 01:23:57.840
I know none of these people.
1888
01:23:57.860 –> 01:23:58.640
I do this, I don’t know.
1889
01:23:58.800 –> 01:24:00.800
I mean, they were totally right.
1890
01:24:01.240 –> 01:24:03.480
The only thing I thought maybe they could have done
1891
01:24:03.480 –> 01:24:08.820
is given a nod to Wade Belak because he was a tough guy
1892
01:24:08.820 –> 01:24:11.840
and we have two tough guys
1893
01:24:11.840 –> 01:24:13.660
that unfortunately committed suicide.
1894
01:24:14.140 –> 01:24:17.260
One is Kordak and the other one is Wade Belak.
1895
01:24:17.400 –> 01:24:19.560
So I thought maybe they could have kind of thrown
1896
01:24:19.560 –> 01:24:21.500
those two tough guys in there
1897
01:24:21.500 –> 01:24:23.720
to kind of give them a bit of a nod.
1898
01:24:24.000 –> 01:24:24.940
But yeah, absolutely.
1899
01:24:25.700 –> 01:24:28.820
Or and Domi were definitely easily
1900
01:24:28.820 –> 01:24:30.580
the two toughest guys that we’ve had.
1901
01:24:31.500 –> 01:24:33.780
For my money, my favorite enforcer,
1902
01:24:33.960 –> 01:24:36.640
back when I still watched hockey back earlier,
1903
01:24:36.640 –> 01:24:39.300
I don’t know, Victor, you remember Nicky Fiteo?
1904
01:24:39.460 –> 01:24:40.960
Nick Fiteo for the Rangers?
1905
01:24:42.020 –> 01:24:44.400
Oh, I thought you meant for the Leafs
1906
01:24:44.400 –> 01:24:45.620
and I’m thinking no.
1907
01:24:47.040 –> 01:24:50.780
Nick Fiteo was a Ranger enforcer back in the mid 80s
1908
01:24:50.780 –> 01:24:52.140
when I still watched a lot of hockey.
1909
01:24:52.380 –> 01:24:54.440
Said, you know, I was not even old enough
1910
01:24:54.440 –> 01:24:55.260
to do anything fun.
1911
01:24:55.580 –> 01:24:57.100
But he’s the guy I thought of
1912
01:24:57.100 –> 01:24:59.460
and that was Nicky Fiteo, but anyway.
1913
01:25:00.080 –> 01:25:03.240
No, no, I mean, yeah, we could go on forever
1914
01:25:03.240 –> 01:25:04.000
about tough guys.
1915
01:25:04.000 –> 01:25:06.180
They were specifically talking about
1916
01:25:06.180 –> 01:25:08.240
the ones that played for the Leafs, I think.
1917
01:25:08.240 –> 01:25:08.800
I think so.
1918
01:25:08.900 –> 01:25:11.480
Well, Probert didn’t, but neither did Charo.
1919
01:25:11.520 –> 01:25:15.100
I think the goalies were mostly Leafs,
1920
01:25:15.240 –> 01:25:17.520
but I think the others were, it didn’t matter.
1921
01:25:17.640 –> 01:25:19.020
Anyway, let’s move on because we don’t want to.
1922
01:25:19.020 –> 01:25:20.240
There was a lot of Leaf content.
1923
01:25:20.520 –> 01:25:21.400
There was a lot of Leaf content.
1924
01:25:21.420 –> 01:25:23.600
You’re gonna get called for talking too much hockey.
1925
01:25:23.860 –> 01:25:25.140
I’m gonna get cussed out.
1926
01:25:26.860 –> 01:25:28.220
Two minutes for sports talk.
1927
01:25:28.260 –> 01:25:29.660
Here we go, number four.
1928
01:25:33.330 –> 01:25:34.210
Number four.
1929
01:25:36.210 –> 01:25:37.210
Merry Christmas, coach.
1930
01:25:38.230 –> 01:25:39.050
You got me a present?
1931
01:25:39.390 –> 01:25:39.650
Oh, yeah.
1932
01:25:40.110 –> 01:25:40.950
It’s traditional.
1933
01:25:46.060 –> 01:25:47.600
A chimney cleaning log.
1934
01:25:47.760 –> 01:25:50.200
Now, you’ll want to burn that every 60 fires or so.
1935
01:25:50.280 –> 01:25:52.820
Reduces your creosote buildup by 70%
1936
01:25:52.820 –> 01:25:55.080
and creosote’s what causes chimney fires.
1937
01:25:55.160 –> 01:25:56.700
So you’ll want to nip that in the bud.
1938
01:25:58.580 –> 01:26:01.480
Kinda reminds me of my late wife, Barb.
1939
01:26:02.820 –> 01:26:03.660
Well, I’m gonna log.
1940
01:26:03.700 –> 01:26:04.900
This tradition ourselves.
1941
01:26:05.720 –> 01:26:06.020
Reminds me of Barb.
1942
01:26:06.020 –> 01:26:10.200
Lover and I would spend Christmas Eve together,
1943
01:26:11.300 –> 01:26:13.940
as lovers do, and we would make love
1944
01:26:13.940 –> 01:26:15.620
for hours in front of the fire.
1945
01:26:16.260 –> 01:26:16.880
Well, there you go.
1946
01:26:18.440 –> 01:26:21.420
I haven’t been touched by a lover
1947
01:26:21.420 –> 01:26:23.680
since my late wife, Barb, died.
1948
01:26:25.080 –> 01:26:27.900
And I miss the touch of a lover.
1949
01:26:28.880 –> 01:26:33.340
To be honest, it’s hard to find a good lover.
1950
01:26:33.340 –> 01:26:36.760
Well, I’m sure you’ll find another person.
1951
01:26:38.500 –> 01:26:39.800
You can’t bring yourself to be a lover.
1952
01:26:41.120 –> 01:26:42.380
She used to say that the best part
1953
01:26:42.380 –> 01:26:44.020
about my body was my legs.
1954
01:26:45.720 –> 01:26:48.100
To be honest, the best part about her was her legs too.
1955
01:26:48.500 –> 01:26:51.280
No, it’s only she was a wonderful woman.
1956
01:26:52.660 –> 01:26:53.500
Big tits.
1957
01:26:53.560 –> 01:26:53.880
Sir?
1958
01:26:54.340 –> 01:26:55.060
You never noticed?
1959
01:26:55.200 –> 01:26:55.540
Nope.
1960
01:26:55.900 –> 01:26:57.800
You never noticed Barb’s knocks?
1961
01:26:58.000 –> 01:26:58.420
No.
1962
01:26:59.640 –> 01:27:01.420
I would lay her down at night and I would say,
1963
01:27:01.420 –> 01:27:03.360
knock, knock, who’s there?
1964
01:27:03.940 –> 01:27:05.180
Big old boner in my underwear.
1965
01:27:06.680 –> 01:27:09.560
She can make an ocean-fearing man go bloating.
1966
01:27:09.860 –> 01:27:11.400
Oh, folks love bloating, so.
1967
01:27:12.260 –> 01:27:14.540
She used to take my member in her.
1968
01:27:14.560 –> 01:27:15.780
Tiny little fingers.
1969
01:27:16.240 –> 01:27:18.700
Just roll it so gently like she was
1970
01:27:20.120 –> 01:27:22.780
holding a soft cinnamon twist.
1971
01:27:22.920 –> 01:27:23.760
Wayne’s in so much pain.
1972
01:27:24.400 –> 01:27:25.760
Just getting it ready for the oven.
1973
01:27:26.080 –> 01:27:27.620
Yeah, well, that’s where it all started.
1974
01:27:28.140 –> 01:27:32.700
When the moment was right, they’d enter her.
1975
01:27:32.700 –> 01:27:33.200
Bonnie!
1976
01:27:33.940 –> 01:27:35.800
We’d be dressed against each other.
1977
01:27:36.140 –> 01:27:39.080
You know the sound of waves on a freshwater lake
1978
01:27:39.080 –> 01:27:41.540
just lapping against the shore.
1979
01:27:45.260 –> 01:27:45.880
We’d sing.
1980
01:27:47.560 –> 01:27:52.180
Christmas love inside her.
1981
01:27:53.380 –> 01:27:54.520
Can you feel it?
1982
01:27:56.300 –> 01:27:58.240
Can you smell it?
1983
01:27:58.240 –> 01:27:59.040
Come on, come on together.
1984
01:27:59.460 –> 01:28:00.200
Come on in here.
1985
01:28:00.780 –> 01:28:02.120
Jump in a photo real quick.
1986
01:28:09.830 –> 01:28:10.110
Sure.
1987
01:28:12.970 –> 01:28:13.730
Bonnie, hurry now.
1988
01:28:14.190 –> 01:28:14.630
Good and you?
1989
01:28:14.770 –> 01:28:15.530
Boy, not so bad.
1990
01:28:15.530 –> 01:28:18.330
Listen, I’m thinking I might need a helper elf after all.
1991
01:28:18.370 –> 01:28:19.950
Mind if I take you up late on your offer?
1992
01:28:20.290 –> 01:28:21.570
I’ve been waiting for you to take me up late
1993
01:28:21.570 –> 01:28:22.930
for years, Wayne.
1994
01:28:23.870 –> 01:28:24.130
Tanis!
1995
01:28:26.320 –> 01:28:27.340
Oh, man, Mike.
1996
01:28:27.940 –> 01:28:30.060
You don’t need to explain this one, but please do.
1997
01:28:30.100 –> 01:28:32.920
No, but the one thing I thought of
1998
01:28:32.920 –> 01:28:35.200
with this scene and with Tanis’ earlier
1999
01:28:35.200 –> 01:28:38.440
is just the only time we see that room of the farmhouse.
2000
01:28:39.120 –> 01:28:41.520
It’s like the, I can’t remember another time
2001
01:28:41.520 –> 01:28:44.140
and then, you know, Awesome’s not here to tell us.
2002
01:28:44.160 –> 01:28:45.420
It’s always in the background.
2003
01:28:45.420 –> 01:28:46.920
I mean, I’ve been in that room.
2004
01:28:47.160 –> 01:28:48.000
I sat in that chair.
2005
01:28:49.240 –> 01:28:50.740
Wow, every opportunity.
2006
01:28:51.160 –> 01:28:51.540
Yeah, absolutely.
2007
01:28:52.200 –> 01:28:52.400
I’m fucking right.
2008
01:28:52.560 –> 01:28:53.600
Drop it in there.
2009
01:28:54.400 –> 01:28:55.220
When Annick wakes up.
2010
01:28:55.560 –> 01:28:57.400
Yeah, I was gonna say, there is that part, yeah.
2011
01:28:57.820 –> 01:29:01.160
Okay, all right, but we get a lot of good things in here.
2012
01:29:01.560 –> 01:29:02.680
You get classic coach.
2013
01:29:02.920 –> 01:29:04.840
You get classic content of, you know,
2014
01:29:04.920 –> 01:29:08.140
he drops the word lover at least seven or eight times.
2015
01:29:08.500 –> 01:29:12.840
And you get that apparently cut song Christmas lover,
2016
01:29:13.340 –> 01:29:15.340
which as guys that went to the live show
2017
01:29:16.060 –> 01:29:19.240
is a lot longer and apparently was actually cut.
2018
01:29:21.600 –> 01:29:23.940
The knock, knock, who’s there?
2019
01:29:24.620 –> 01:29:27.460
That line killed me, you know, that line killed me.
2020
01:29:28.280 –> 01:29:30.920
And then just to see Wayne get more and more
2021
01:29:30.920 –> 01:29:33.040
uncomfortable as the story goes.
2022
01:29:33.180 –> 01:29:34.720
I don’t know how he didn’t break.
2023
01:29:35.060 –> 01:29:36.880
They must’ve done a whole bunch of takes of that.
2024
01:29:37.200 –> 01:29:39.080
And I don’t know how much you think
2025
01:29:39.080 –> 01:29:41.740
that that was improvised by Forward or not,
2026
01:29:41.920 –> 01:29:44.720
but it just, it’s classic coach.
2027
01:29:44.720 –> 01:29:47.580
It seems a lot of that would have been improvised,
2028
01:29:47.740 –> 01:29:48.740
especially the song.
2029
01:29:48.920 –> 01:29:50.380
I think that’s something Mark Forward.
2030
01:29:50.380 –> 01:29:52.780
And then he gets a kicker at the end of Bonnie,
2031
01:29:53.280 –> 01:29:55.000
you know, ooh, I’ve been waiting for you.
2032
01:29:55.060 –> 01:29:56.000
You know, it’s like, wow,
2033
01:29:56.560 –> 01:29:58.760
that’s always a sensible one thing for Bonnie to say.
2034
01:29:59.160 –> 01:30:01.060
But this was up there.
2035
01:30:01.180 –> 01:30:03.340
This was gonna be top five, definitely.
2036
01:30:04.140 –> 01:30:05.000
Dan, what do you think of this one?
2037
01:30:05.640 –> 01:30:08.740
See, it’s so funny to me watching that again,
2038
01:30:08.760 –> 01:30:13.920
because in my memory, I feel like I thought
2039
01:30:13.920 –> 01:30:18.180
that he like completely coiled in on the log
2040
01:30:18.180 –> 01:30:21.960
and like was like completely laying on the floor.
2041
01:30:22.880 –> 01:30:23.880
And like-
2042
01:30:23.880 –> 01:30:25.400
I think you’re conflating that
2043
01:30:25.400 –> 01:30:26.920
with the scene where he’s got the trophy
2044
01:30:26.920 –> 01:30:27.840
after they won the championship.
2045
01:30:27.840 –> 01:30:28.620
Is that the trophy?
2046
01:30:28.620 –> 01:30:30.860
And he’s like on the ace and he’s like wrapped around.
2047
01:30:30.860 –> 01:30:32.220
Yeah, where he’s wrapped around.
2048
01:30:32.620 –> 01:30:34.580
That’s where I thought that that scene.
2049
01:30:34.660 –> 01:30:36.020
So I kind of was like,
2050
01:30:36.080 –> 01:30:40.460
oh, he didn’t actually completely lose himself into the-
2051
01:30:40.460 –> 01:30:42.440
He lost himself in his memories of Barb.
2052
01:30:42.440 –> 01:30:43.920
Into the memory of Barb, yeah.
2053
01:30:44.500 –> 01:30:46.780
Oh, the awkwardness of Wayne.
2054
01:30:47.040 –> 01:30:48.260
It’s so uncomfortable.
2055
01:30:48.420 –> 01:30:51.320
And he’s like, oh, how do you stop this?
2056
01:30:51.440 –> 01:30:53.320
Yeah, that’s where those go.
2057
01:30:55.420 –> 01:30:55.960
Victor.
2058
01:30:57.500 –> 01:31:00.120
Yeah, that was, for me,
2059
01:31:00.120 –> 01:31:02.660
there’s not that many kind of laugh out loud,
2060
01:31:02.920 –> 01:31:03.960
continuously scenes.
2061
01:31:04.580 –> 01:31:06.420
And this one is definitely one of them.
2062
01:31:06.600 –> 01:31:07.840
And what are we laughing about?
2063
01:31:07.900 –> 01:31:10.580
We’re laughing about the tremendous discomfort
2064
01:31:10.580 –> 01:31:11.580
that Wayne is in.
2065
01:31:11.580 –> 01:31:16.900
And it’s just, it’s so ridiculous.
2066
01:31:17.300 –> 01:31:19.200
And it kind of makes me think like,
2067
01:31:19.360 –> 01:31:22.640
this could be a scene that Coach is describing
2068
01:31:22.640 –> 01:31:24.520
sounds like it would be right out of,
2069
01:31:24.880 –> 01:31:26.660
my dad wrote a porno.
2070
01:31:26.740 –> 01:31:30.960
You know, where it’s completely not sexual
2071
01:31:31.620 –> 01:31:32.840
or not arousing.
2072
01:31:34.740 –> 01:31:38.100
But yeah, I mean, but yet it’s still super funny.
2073
01:31:38.220 –> 01:31:40.100
And that’s exactly what this was.
2074
01:31:42.120 –> 01:31:42.640
Trace?
2075
01:31:43.360 –> 01:31:47.000
On this one, the power of it is,
2076
01:31:47.000 –> 01:31:51.360
with Coach is just his absolute sincerity
2077
01:31:52.100 –> 01:31:55.100
and the absolute lack of tongue and cheek on it.
2078
01:31:55.540 –> 01:31:57.060
I mean, he, you know,
2079
01:31:57.180 –> 01:31:58.980
I mean, there’s no wink, wink, nudge, nudge
2080
01:31:58.980 –> 01:32:01.080
on his storytelling on this is like,
2081
01:32:01.080 –> 01:32:03.920
oh God, he’s absolutely for real on that.
2082
01:32:03.940 –> 01:32:06.640
And the brilliance of Wayne’s little,
2083
01:32:07.600 –> 01:32:08.620
just drop-ins.
2084
01:32:08.620 –> 01:32:11.520
I mean, they’re not even a lot of words.
2085
01:32:12.460 –> 01:32:13.420
People love boating.
2086
01:32:15.420 –> 01:32:18.160
His inability of calling Barb his love,
2087
01:32:18.980 –> 01:32:20.780
like Coach’s lover, his person.
2088
01:32:21.440 –> 01:32:22.420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2089
01:32:22.460 –> 01:32:24.040
You’ll find another person.
2090
01:32:25.520 –> 01:32:27.440
But yeah, but just his sincerity.
2091
01:32:27.740 –> 01:32:29.640
And it also works later on,
2092
01:32:29.780 –> 01:32:31.600
like in like a beer league and stuff,
2093
01:32:32.280 –> 01:32:36.380
where, you know, you get Coach
2094
01:32:36.380 –> 01:32:38.680
as this harsh, sarcastic guy.
2095
01:32:38.760 –> 01:32:40.080
But when he starts talking about Barb,
2096
01:32:41.620 –> 01:32:45.060
it’s absolutely, you know, 100% meaningful.
2097
01:32:45.160 –> 01:32:46.580
But he’s, she’s been replaced.
2098
01:32:46.700 –> 01:32:48.300
She’s been replaced by the gym though.
2099
01:32:48.560 –> 01:32:49.360
Now, yeah.
2100
01:32:49.500 –> 01:32:50.100
The gym, yes.
2101
01:32:50.140 –> 01:32:51.420
Because gyms are beauty, beauty.
2102
01:32:51.580 –> 01:32:54.260
Anyway, let’s move on to the next one.
2103
01:32:55.800 –> 01:32:56.760
Number three.
2104
01:32:57.060 –> 01:32:59.400
Event number two, filthiest melt competition.
2105
01:33:02.940 –> 01:33:04.140
This will be conducted
2106
01:33:04.140 –> 01:33:05.860
in the classic fine art of chirping.
2107
01:33:06.300 –> 01:33:08.000
If you laugh at a chirp, you’re out.
2108
01:33:08.000 –> 01:33:09.620
Last woman standing wins.
2109
01:33:10.380 –> 01:33:10.660
Judges?
2110
01:33:11.040 –> 01:33:13.080
Yeah, let’s get the teeth out, ladies.
2111
01:33:13.500 –> 01:33:14.220
While having fun.
2112
01:33:14.480 –> 01:33:15.880
How could this not be fun?
2113
01:33:16.140 –> 01:33:17.060
Get after it.
2114
01:33:18.480 –> 01:33:21.640
Lucienne, your mitt looks like a Thanksgiving turkey
2115
01:33:21.640 –> 01:33:23.040
that got dried out in the oven,
2116
01:33:23.500 –> 01:33:24.780
stuffed by a family member,
2117
01:33:24.860 –> 01:33:26.900
and disappointed everyone who ate it.
2118
01:33:27.260 –> 01:33:29.260
Marianne, your mitt looks like Brad Pitt’s face
2119
01:33:29.260 –> 01:33:30.740
after that beaten in Fight Club.
2120
01:33:31.180 –> 01:33:32.540
The dude’s fuck you with the same rules
2121
01:33:32.540 –> 01:33:33.280
as Fight Club.
2122
01:33:36.620 –> 01:33:39.320
Tannis, they call your mitt the Stanley Cup
2123
01:33:39.320 –> 01:33:41.520
because sweaty dudes pass it around
2124
01:33:42.520 –> 01:33:44.360
and drink beer out of it.
2125
01:33:44.720 –> 01:33:46.640
They call your mitt the Chronicles of Narnia
2126
01:33:46.640 –> 01:33:48.200
because it’s got more warts than a witch.
2127
01:33:48.360 –> 01:33:49.160
It smells like a lion.
2128
01:33:49.320 –> 01:33:50.880
It’s as big as a wardrobe.
2129
01:33:51.660 –> 01:33:53.860
Miss Mac, your mitt’s like a convenience store worker.
2130
01:33:54.180 –> 01:33:55.440
It gets paid 12 bucks an hour
2131
01:33:55.440 –> 01:33:57.440
to serve anyone who walks through the door.
2132
01:33:58.300 –> 01:33:59.340
You know what, Miss Sophia?
2133
01:34:00.180 –> 01:34:02.440
Your legs are like Quebec in a referendum.
2134
01:34:02.960 –> 01:34:04.220
All they wanna do is separate,
2135
01:34:04.320 –> 01:34:06.000
but there’s no good outcome if they do.
2136
01:34:06.000 –> 01:34:09.140
Lucienne, your mitt’s housed more brain-damaged
2137
01:34:09.140 –> 01:34:11.580
hockey players than the National League.
2138
01:34:12.020 –> 01:34:13.520
Marianne, how’s it feelin’ when I get more hugs
2139
01:34:13.520 –> 01:34:14.780
from your dad than you do?
2140
01:34:17.160 –> 01:34:19.600
Tannis, your mitt’s like Joe Exotic
2141
01:34:19.600 –> 01:34:21.860
after a meth binge and a good cry.
2142
01:34:22.500 –> 01:34:24.840
And it smells like the Dirty Discount
2143
01:34:24.840 –> 01:34:26.880
Walmart meaty fetish tigers.
2144
01:34:27.660 –> 01:34:30.020
Gayler, your mitt’s a bigger global tragedy
2145
01:34:30.020 –> 01:34:31.100
than 9-Eleven.
2146
01:34:31.100 –> 01:34:33.440
Oh, that’s too much.
2147
01:34:33.800 –> 01:34:35.920
Miss Mac, your mitt’s like a haunted house.
2148
01:34:36.120 –> 01:34:39.660
Dark, dusty, and it keeps getting ghosted.
2149
01:34:40.040 –> 01:34:42.100
Your mitt’s like your high school report card.
2150
01:34:42.500 –> 01:34:43.920
Your parents are ashamed of it.
2151
01:34:44.300 –> 01:34:47.000
It needs improvement, and it’s full of deeds.
2152
01:34:48.000 –> 01:34:48.980
That should’ve been the winner.
2153
01:34:49.100 –> 01:34:50.940
Lucienne, your mitt’s had more men
2154
01:34:50.940 –> 01:34:52.160
laying on their backs crying
2155
01:34:52.160 –> 01:34:54.000
than a European soccer game.
2156
01:34:54.440 –> 01:34:56.520
Marianne, your mitt’s made more men cry
2157
01:34:56.520 –> 01:34:58.220
than Field of Dreams.
2158
01:34:59.600 –> 01:35:02.500
Tannis, your mitt’s like a tray of nearly expired
2159
01:35:02.500 –> 01:35:05.400
cold cuts on display at a budget deli counter.
2160
01:35:06.220 –> 01:35:08.020
Gayle, your mitt’s like a 7-Eleven.
2161
01:35:08.120 –> 01:35:09.980
Everyone gets a free Slurpee in July.
2162
01:35:10.820 –> 01:35:13.000
Miss Mac, your mitt’s like a UFC arena
2163
01:35:13.000 –> 01:35:14.880
full of drunk losers.
2164
01:35:15.480 –> 01:35:16.740
Your mitt smells so shitty,
2165
01:35:16.840 –> 01:35:19.040
dudes need to line a match before they leave the room.
2166
01:35:20.260 –> 01:35:21.260
All right, that’s it.
2167
01:35:21.260 –> 01:35:22.640
We’re done here. We got a winner.
2168
01:35:30.330 –> 01:35:32.630
All right, Mike, explain yourself.
2169
01:35:32.630 –> 01:35:34.790
I think one of the best things about this scene
2170
01:35:34.790 –> 01:35:36.770
is that Tannis can’t keep a straight face.
2171
01:35:36.910 –> 01:35:37.330
No, no.
2172
01:35:38.890 –> 01:35:41.790
My favorite thing when I watch SNL,
2173
01:35:41.910 –> 01:35:43.070
which is not all the time anymore,
2174
01:35:43.430 –> 01:35:44.830
was getting people to break.
2175
01:35:45.030 –> 01:35:46.590
And Jimmy Fallon, when he was on SNL,
2176
01:35:46.830 –> 01:35:47.970
he would break all the time.
2177
01:35:48.890 –> 01:35:51.190
So seeing that, she couldn’t even look at Gayle
2178
01:35:51.190 –> 01:35:53.990
for any of her lines or she was gonna lose it.
2179
01:35:54.670 –> 01:35:55.670
And then you get the whole,
2180
01:35:55.690 –> 01:35:59.510
the chirping, the mitt talk is just funny.
2181
01:35:59.510 –> 01:36:05.970
But it’s really that inability of Tannis
2182
01:36:05.970 –> 01:36:09.170
to not even look at Gayle
2183
01:36:09.170 –> 01:36:11.530
because Gayle is so demonstrative.
2184
01:36:11.750 –> 01:36:12.950
She’s going to be,
2185
01:36:13.070 –> 01:36:15.370
I’m sure that multiple takes are there.
2186
01:36:15.910 –> 01:36:17.430
The one thing I did find interesting there
2187
01:36:17.430 –> 01:36:18.970
is you get the 9-Eleven joke
2188
01:36:18.970 –> 01:36:21.590
and the 9-Eleven joke, there’s gasping
2189
01:36:21.590 –> 01:36:24.330
and Katie ought to have leaped too far.
2190
01:36:25.610 –> 01:36:27.190
Not sure why they put it in there,
2191
01:36:27.290 –> 01:36:28.850
why that needed to be in there.
2192
01:36:28.850 –> 01:36:32.430
But again, the whole thing with Tannis
2193
01:36:32.430 –> 01:36:36.750
and then it’s just chirp, so it had to be in there.
2194
01:36:38.290 –> 01:36:39.910
Yeah, Victor, what’d you think?
2195
01:36:41.250 –> 01:36:43.390
Yeah, I mean, I’m not sure that scene
2196
01:36:43.390 –> 01:36:45.950
would have made my top 10 or top 12 list.
2197
01:36:46.710 –> 01:36:48.310
I didn’t really, like for me,
2198
01:36:48.310 –> 01:36:49.490
it’s not my kind of humor.
2199
01:36:50.110 –> 01:36:51.970
I wasn’t like insulted by it,
2200
01:36:51.970 –> 01:36:54.990
but I didn’t really necessarily laugh at any of it.
2201
01:36:55.110 –> 01:36:58.170
It was just, it was what it was.
2202
01:36:58.910 –> 01:37:02.230
You know, some clever work play here and there,
2203
01:37:02.350 –> 01:37:03.730
but for the most part it wasn’t.
2204
01:37:03.770 –> 01:37:06.490
Like it was mostly very juvenile and whatnot.
2205
01:37:06.710 –> 01:37:07.950
I thought really the only one
2206
01:37:07.950 –> 01:37:11.330
that maybe gave me a chuckle was the report card one.
2207
01:37:11.390 –> 01:37:12.450
That’s my favorite one, yeah.
2208
01:37:13.010 –> 01:37:15.330
Yeah, so that one was like really the only one
2209
01:37:15.330 –> 01:37:16.590
that kind of stands out for me.
2210
01:37:16.590 –> 01:37:18.970
Everything else was just a little crude and a little,
2211
01:37:19.510 –> 01:37:22.050
I mean, that was the whole point of it,
2212
01:37:23.950 –> 01:37:26.250
but I wasn’t the audience for it.
2213
01:37:27.290 –> 01:37:28.930
Ted, or sorry, Trace?
2214
01:37:30.630 –> 01:37:34.010
Yeah, on this one, it’s a good one.
2215
01:37:35.930 –> 01:37:37.450
I will say this much on this one,
2216
01:37:37.450 –> 01:37:38.330
and I’ve always liked it,
2217
01:37:38.430 –> 01:37:39.870
and a few of them always make me chuckle,
2218
01:37:39.870 –> 01:37:44.430
but the jokes don’t hold over to repeat viewings.
2219
01:37:46.370 –> 01:37:49.770
And it’s a little better on like the Mississippi,
2220
01:37:49.770 –> 01:37:51.470
my bad one, or whatever it was.
2221
01:37:51.770 –> 01:37:52.430
That still makes sense.
2222
01:37:52.430 –> 01:37:53.470
I debated that one.
2223
01:37:53.490 –> 01:37:54.770
It was that one for this one.
2224
01:37:54.770 –> 01:37:57.530
And I’m like, well, I give like some of the things
2225
01:37:57.530 –> 01:37:59.870
Gale came up with, like the ramen yamaka
2226
01:37:59.870 –> 01:38:00.650
and stuff like that.
2227
01:38:00.970 –> 01:38:02.570
But I weighed the two of them.
2228
01:38:02.570 –> 01:38:05.230
One was getting a high slot and the other one wasn’t.
2229
01:38:05.590 –> 01:38:06.750
So it really could have been easier.
2230
01:38:07.690 –> 01:38:10.010
Yeah, but I’ve always liked this one
2231
01:38:10.790 –> 01:38:14.190
because I’m a huge Mrs. McMurray fan.
2232
01:38:14.690 –> 01:38:17.410
And I liked this one because it was kind of like,
2233
01:38:19.670 –> 01:38:22.350
her holding down the entire scene herself.
2234
01:38:22.450 –> 01:38:24.150
I mean, not that the other people weren’t great,
2235
01:38:24.150 –> 01:38:26.990
especially Mia Sophia,
2236
01:38:27.190 –> 01:38:28.810
who really came into her own in this one,
2237
01:38:29.530 –> 01:38:34.090
but you see what a genius Mrs. McMurray
2238
01:38:34.090 –> 01:38:35.830
is kind of in this one.
2239
01:38:36.710 –> 01:38:37.570
Yeah, for sure.
2240
01:38:37.790 –> 01:38:38.290
Tana?
2241
01:38:39.090 –> 01:38:42.050
I’ve never been a fan of roasts.
2242
01:38:42.370 –> 01:38:43.270
I’ve tried it.
2243
01:38:43.790 –> 01:38:45.410
I tried once before,
2244
01:38:45.450 –> 01:38:49.610
and I think I apologize profusely after
2245
01:38:49.610 –> 01:38:51.650
because I don’t, like I just-
2246
01:38:51.650 –> 01:38:52.250
You’re so Canadian.
2247
01:38:52.250 –> 01:38:54.050
I’m so Canadian.
2248
01:38:54.850 –> 01:38:57.350
I’m like, yeah, it doesn’t fit me.
2249
01:38:57.530 –> 01:38:58.590
It doesn’t feel right.
2250
01:38:58.910 –> 01:39:02.190
It always, I just, I think I just, I don’t,
2251
01:39:02.250 –> 01:39:05.970
maybe I just don’t get them or I just, it feels terrible.
2252
01:39:05.970 –> 01:39:07.770
Like I just don’t, I don’t-
2253
01:39:07.770 –> 01:39:09.690
Well, wait a second, wait a second.
2254
01:39:10.250 –> 01:39:12.950
There’s roasting and then there’s this.
2255
01:39:13.050 –> 01:39:13.530
Yeah.
2256
01:39:13.990 –> 01:39:15.650
Those are two separate things.
2257
01:39:16.050 –> 01:39:17.550
I enjoy a good roast.
2258
01:39:17.690 –> 01:39:19.650
In fact, those comedy specials they have,
2259
01:39:19.990 –> 01:39:21.570
where they get the whole thing is,
2260
01:39:21.570 –> 01:39:24.970
those are super funny if it’s done by very talented people.
2261
01:39:25.210 –> 01:39:27.650
And I even like to roast my friends and my team.
2262
01:39:27.750 –> 01:39:29.730
And I probably, but I don’t go around
2263
01:39:29.730 –> 01:39:32.270
and roast Al’s dick, right?
2264
01:39:33.210 –> 01:39:34.130
I hope not.
2265
01:39:35.630 –> 01:39:36.810
Please make that a-
2266
01:39:39.890 –> 01:39:41.010
Next on-
2267
01:39:41.010 –> 01:39:43.590
That’s going on the trailer, yes.
2268
01:39:43.930 –> 01:39:45.350
That’s roast Al’s dick.
2269
01:39:45.610 –> 01:39:47.790
I don’t wanna go around roasting Al’s dick.
2270
01:39:48.550 –> 01:39:48.690
Damn.
2271
01:39:49.610 –> 01:39:50.090
You know?
2272
01:39:50.090 –> 01:39:51.070
Oh my God.
2273
01:39:51.070 –> 01:39:52.550
I don’t know if I’d put any money
2274
01:39:52.550 –> 01:39:54.930
on ever hearing those words coming out of Victor’s mouth.
2275
01:39:55.770 –> 01:39:56.030
Oh my God.
2276
01:39:56.030 –> 01:39:57.790
Please use that in the clip next round.
2277
01:39:59.630 –> 01:40:01.550
Oh my God, that’s brilliant.
2278
01:40:04.230 –> 01:40:06.310
Yeah, the report card one,
2279
01:40:06.390 –> 01:40:08.830
that was my favorite one out of all of them.
2280
01:40:10.250 –> 01:40:13.130
Mrs. McMurray did so well.
2281
01:40:13.310 –> 01:40:14.450
I love when people break.
2282
01:40:14.730 –> 01:40:18.330
I love seeing when comedians kill,
2283
01:40:18.450 –> 01:40:20.030
like one of my favorite comedians,
2284
01:40:20.030 –> 01:40:21.450
he breaks all the time.
2285
01:40:21.910 –> 01:40:23.190
I think it’s hilarious.
2286
01:40:23.490 –> 01:40:26.010
Like when you just make yourself laugh
2287
01:40:26.010 –> 01:40:28.150
and you’re trying so hard to make others,
2288
01:40:28.350 –> 01:40:29.670
it’s perfect.
2289
01:40:30.950 –> 01:40:32.670
Yeah, I mean, it’s a fun scene.
2290
01:40:33.910 –> 01:40:36.350
Little note there because Mary Ann and Betty,
2291
01:40:36.410 –> 01:40:37.790
so Betty Ann was not there
2292
01:40:37.790 –> 01:40:39.570
because she’s playing ball somewhere.
2293
01:40:40.390 –> 01:40:43.110
So Lucienne, the actress who played Lucienne,
2294
01:40:43.350 –> 01:40:45.390
she appeared on Working Moms
2295
01:40:45.390 –> 01:40:47.010
in the latest season of Working Moms.
2296
01:40:47.290 –> 01:40:49.190
So we’ve seen her before.
2297
01:40:50.030 –> 01:40:52.330
Tough to come in and fill in that role
2298
01:40:52.330 –> 01:40:54.090
considering who she’s replacing,
2299
01:40:54.810 –> 01:40:56.210
but well done.
2300
01:40:56.730 –> 01:40:57.790
I loved it.
2301
01:40:58.170 –> 01:40:59.850
Tana’s fighting back the grin.
2302
01:41:01.510 –> 01:41:04.890
It’s a fun favorite episode of ours, right?
2303
01:41:05.390 –> 01:41:07.830
But yeah, the scene itself is just great.
2304
01:41:09.470 –> 01:41:11.810
Let’s move on to, I think this is number two.
2305
01:41:12.150 –> 01:41:13.750
Oh, Al, did you see Erin’s comment?
2306
01:41:14.450 –> 01:41:15.490
What’s Erin’s comment?
2307
01:41:16.770 –> 01:41:17.750
Al’s roasted dick.
2308
01:41:17.890 –> 01:41:18.810
It’s what’s for dinner.
2309
01:41:21.190 –> 01:41:22.070
All right.
2310
01:41:26.050 –> 01:41:26.890
You’re welcome.
2311
01:41:27.570 –> 01:41:28.270
Here we go.
2312
01:41:29.610 –> 01:41:30.090
Number two.
2313
01:41:30.090 –> 01:41:30.470
Home Alone.
2314
01:41:30.750 –> 01:41:32.570
It’s practically the perfect Christmas menu.
2315
01:41:32.910 –> 01:41:33.810
That’s a strong choice.
2316
01:41:33.930 –> 01:41:35.390
I show it to my players regularly.
2317
01:41:35.690 –> 01:41:36.050
You do?
2318
01:41:36.230 –> 01:41:38.010
Yeah, it’s a moving meditation on pain.
2319
01:41:38.630 –> 01:41:39.150
Home Alone?
2320
01:41:39.390 –> 01:41:41.270
Yeah, those two burglars should have been killed
2321
01:41:41.270 –> 01:41:42.670
a hundred times in that movie.
2322
01:41:42.950 –> 01:41:45.350
Right off the bat, the icy stairs Mark slips on,
2323
01:41:45.530 –> 01:41:47.050
bam, that’s a shattered spine,
2324
01:41:47.330 –> 01:41:49.290
or at his age, at least a slipped disc.
2325
01:41:49.470 –> 01:41:50.490
But no, he gets up more than a hundred times
2326
01:41:50.490 –> 01:41:53.110
and walks around like he’s just got a couple of broken ribs.
2327
01:41:53.490 –> 01:41:53.690
Right?
2328
01:41:53.830 –> 01:41:55.390
And then Harry walks in, boom,
2329
01:41:55.710 –> 01:41:57.570
shot in the balls with a pellet gun,
2330
01:41:57.690 –> 01:42:00.310
and then his head is lit on fire.
2331
01:42:00.670 –> 01:42:00.850
Right?
2332
01:42:00.910 –> 01:42:03.130
Any other snowflake will be on the phone with 911
2333
01:42:03.130 –> 01:42:06.290
going, hey, my head, my head’s on fire.
2334
01:42:06.450 –> 01:42:07.890
No, Harvey kept going.
2335
01:42:07.950 –> 01:42:08.650
You know why?
2336
01:42:09.170 –> 01:42:11.810
Because it’s a fictional children’s Christmas movie?
2337
01:42:12.210 –> 01:42:15.250
No, because that movie is an expose on mind over matter.
2338
01:42:15.670 –> 01:42:18.950
Harry and Mark were mentally strong, right?
2339
01:42:18.950 –> 01:42:19.690
They had a goal.
2340
01:42:19.690 –> 01:42:22.410
They fought through adversity to get to it.
2341
01:42:22.610 –> 01:42:23.830
Now, they never really got it,
2342
01:42:23.830 –> 01:42:25.690
but I’m holding my breath for part five
2343
01:42:25.690 –> 01:42:28.010
because Mark and Harry deserve it.
2344
01:42:28.310 –> 01:42:31.350
A projectile can of paint being thrown down
2345
01:42:31.350 –> 01:42:32.950
a full flight of steps and hitting you directly
2346
01:42:32.950 –> 01:42:34.430
in the head would shatter your skull,
2347
01:42:34.890 –> 01:42:36.930
killing you instantly, obviously fake.
2348
01:42:37.970 –> 01:42:39.430
Okay, we need to have a conversation
2349
01:42:39.430 –> 01:42:40.990
on suspension of disbelief
2350
01:42:40.990 –> 01:42:43.570
in fictional children’s Christmas movies.
2351
01:42:43.610 –> 01:42:45.450
Don’t even get me started on part two.
2352
01:42:45.670 –> 01:42:47.590
Mark gets shot in the dick with a nail gun
2353
01:42:47.590 –> 01:42:48.710
and then up the ass with it.
2354
01:42:48.710 –> 01:42:50.810
Next scene, not even a limp.
2355
01:42:51.350 –> 01:42:52.790
Like, you think we’re stupid?
2356
01:42:54.310 –> 01:42:55.370
It’s a dark movie.
2357
01:42:55.630 –> 01:42:56.130
I agree, Derry.
2358
01:42:56.470 –> 01:42:57.410
Oh, come on.
2359
01:42:58.490 –> 01:43:00.870
What in the McAllister’s house had any true value?
2360
01:43:01.190 –> 01:43:02.050
Did you see what they were stealing
2361
01:43:02.050 –> 01:43:02.970
from the neighbor’s house?
2362
01:43:03.810 –> 01:43:04.690
Cutlery, candlesticks.
2363
01:43:05.330 –> 01:43:06.570
They weren’t going after the big get.
2364
01:43:06.710 –> 01:43:08.130
It was never as about the big gets.
2365
01:43:08.570 –> 01:43:09.670
Harry and Mark hate themselves.
2366
01:43:11.010 –> 01:43:12.710
That’s why they kept going into the house.
2367
01:43:13.510 –> 01:43:14.530
They were volunteering for pain.
2368
01:43:15.050 –> 01:43:16.110
The plaudits for punishments.
2369
01:43:16.330 –> 01:43:17.850
Very reals, very serious.
2370
01:43:17.850 –> 01:43:20.750
Mentals disorders and a treatable ones too.
2371
01:43:20.890 –> 01:43:21.810
Of course, the first step being
2372
01:43:21.810 –> 01:43:22.950
is he got back for help.
2373
01:43:23.110 –> 01:43:25.070
And for many people, that’s the hardest steps.
2374
01:43:25.390 –> 01:43:27.690
You’re saying they subconsciously wanted to die.
2375
01:43:27.930 –> 01:43:29.510
On accounts of their traumatic childhoods,
2376
01:43:29.510 –> 01:43:29.950
most likely.
2377
01:43:30.130 –> 01:43:32.470
That’s why they hated Kevin McAllister so much
2378
01:43:32.470 –> 01:43:33.810
because of his privilege.
2379
01:43:34.190 –> 01:43:37.170
Which I, sir, have no time for.
2380
01:43:37.790 –> 01:43:39.110
Harry and Marv’s are probably stills
2381
01:43:39.110 –> 01:43:40.150
out there to dees.
2382
01:43:40.330 –> 01:43:41.270
Sufferings and silence.
2383
01:43:41.410 –> 01:43:42.750
Harry and Marv are in Vegas
2384
01:43:42.750 –> 01:43:45.230
with tits in both hands and an ass in the other.
2385
01:43:45.490 –> 01:43:46.250
They’re champions.
2386
01:43:46.350 –> 01:43:46.730
Okay.
2387
01:43:46.730 –> 01:43:49.250
They’re London Bridge and Victoria’s Secret models
2388
01:43:49.250 –> 01:43:50.810
on a beach in Waikiki.
2389
01:43:51.470 –> 01:43:51.950
Okay.
2390
01:43:56.650 –> 01:43:57.890
Mike, Mike.
2391
01:43:58.710 –> 01:43:59.770
I don’t know about you guys,
2392
01:43:59.810 –> 01:44:02.910
but I’ve had conversations eerily similar to that
2393
01:44:02.910 –> 01:44:06.650
in my 20s, in kitchens, drunk, at parties.
2394
01:44:07.010 –> 01:44:08.650
And it’s just, it’s so true.
2395
01:44:09.630 –> 01:44:11.850
That seems like I’ve been there.
2396
01:44:11.890 –> 01:44:12.770
I’ve been in that scene.
2397
01:44:12.910 –> 01:44:14.770
Everyone comes to the kitchen in a party.
2398
01:44:15.090 –> 01:44:17.130
You know, the party ends up there all the time anyway.
2399
01:44:18.050 –> 01:44:20.970
And how serious you take those conversations
2400
01:44:20.970 –> 01:44:24.910
in your state of integration is exactly like that.
2401
01:44:24.970 –> 01:44:26.350
You know, everything makes sense.
2402
01:44:26.570 –> 01:44:27.730
And it was just fantastic.
2403
01:44:28.110 –> 01:44:31.110
And the kicker is Gail just stroking both guys.
2404
01:44:31.470 –> 01:44:35.030
Dan’s beard and coach’s hair and down on both sides.
2405
01:44:35.550 –> 01:44:37.510
And Katie, the voice of reason, of course.
2406
01:44:37.770 –> 01:44:38.650
And everyone’s like, nope, nope, nope.
2407
01:44:38.830 –> 01:44:41.870
And every argument makes sense in those discussions.
2408
01:44:42.670 –> 01:44:43.990
And we’ve all been there.
2409
01:44:44.010 –> 01:44:45.170
And I love the scene.
2410
01:44:45.170 –> 01:44:48.310
And I almost put it one, but so, okay.
2411
01:44:48.810 –> 01:44:54.390
And you know, it’s a great example of a theory
2412
01:44:54.390 –> 01:44:57.370
from a well-known movie that’s turned
2413
01:44:57.370 –> 01:44:59.050
into kind of a spin-off.
2414
01:44:59.470 –> 01:45:01.530
There was a theory about the karate kid
2415
01:45:01.530 –> 01:45:06.670
where they tried to make it that Johnny was the good guy
2416
01:45:06.670 –> 01:45:08.370
and the karate kid is actually the bad guy.
2417
01:45:08.390 –> 01:45:11.770
And they turned that into Cobra Kai, basically.
2418
01:45:12.170 –> 01:45:14.750
That theory basically got turned into a reboot.
2419
01:45:14.750 –> 01:45:17.150
So can you imagine if they rebooted Home Alone
2420
01:45:17.150 –> 01:45:21.290
but turned it into where Harry and Marv were, you know,
2421
01:45:21.750 –> 01:45:24.210
the good guys, the ones who were being put upon
2422
01:45:24.210 –> 01:45:25.870
and the Macalisters were the evil.
2423
01:45:26.130 –> 01:45:27.870
I’ve never understood that movie.
2424
01:45:27.970 –> 01:45:29.370
So I’m just gonna jump right in there.
2425
01:45:29.370 –> 01:45:30.550
Which one, Home Alone?
2426
01:45:30.610 –> 01:45:32.330
Yeah, how is that a Christmas movie?
2427
01:45:32.670 –> 01:45:35.250
I know that this set is a takes place
2428
01:45:35.250 –> 01:45:35.750
during Christmas.
2429
01:45:36.110 –> 01:45:38.130
The same way that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
2430
01:45:38.150 –> 01:45:41.030
It’s totally not a Christmas movie at all.
2431
01:45:41.370 –> 01:45:41.550
Like, none.
2432
01:45:41.550 –> 01:45:42.330
In the end, they have Christmas.
2433
01:45:42.330 –> 01:45:42.850
No, it’s not.
2434
01:45:42.850 –> 01:45:44.050
I never understood.
2435
01:45:44.950 –> 01:45:46.810
Trace, what do you think of this?
2436
01:45:48.030 –> 01:45:50.530
I’m in agreement with Mike on this one is
2437
01:45:51.130 –> 01:45:54.230
I love that point in the party where some of the most,
2438
01:45:54.230 –> 01:45:58.490
you know, mundane esoteric kind of subject matter
2439
01:45:58.490 –> 01:46:02.630
becomes just the absolute fodder for the entire party
2440
01:46:02.630 –> 01:46:04.030
to argue over.
2441
01:46:04.970 –> 01:46:07.750
Like, you know, when you look back on it and go,
2442
01:46:07.750 –> 01:46:09.290
why the hell are we talking about this again?
2443
01:46:09.850 –> 01:46:12.130
But it’s like, oh, it’s great.
2444
01:46:12.130 –> 01:46:14.070
And just the depths that people will go
2445
01:46:14.070 –> 01:46:16.950
and explaining their points on it is, you know,
2446
01:46:17.030 –> 01:46:19.250
just listening to coach is always fun.
2447
01:46:20.110 –> 01:46:22.590
But, you know, when everybody else starts joining in
2448
01:46:22.590 –> 01:46:25.590
and it’s like, oh, yeah, man, we’re doing this.
2449
01:46:25.590 –> 01:46:29.450
This is, we’re gonna have an in-depth
2450
01:46:29.450 –> 01:46:31.450
collegiate level discussion on Home Alone
2451
01:46:31.450 –> 01:46:35.750
and it’s placed in the pantheon of Christmas movies.
2452
01:46:36.730 –> 01:46:39.150
And the fact that Coach thinks that Harry and Marv
2453
01:46:39.590 –> 01:46:42.650
were mastering their pain and stuff.
2454
01:46:42.830 –> 01:46:43.670
And that’s what he was,
2455
01:46:43.850 –> 01:46:45.710
that’s the reason he was showing it to his hockey players,
2456
01:46:45.770 –> 01:46:47.150
not because of anything else.
2457
01:46:47.970 –> 01:46:48.710
Tan, what’d you think of this?
2458
01:46:48.710 –> 01:46:52.230
I had such a flashback to when we had a friend over
2459
01:46:52.230 –> 01:46:56.150
a year ago and they were inebriated
2460
01:46:56.150 –> 01:46:56.990
out of their minds.
2461
01:46:57.370 –> 01:47:00.710
And I wanna send a message to them right now saying,
2462
01:47:00.830 –> 01:47:02.510
I wanna have a discussion about
2463
01:47:02.510 –> 01:47:04.490
what makes a Canadian a Canadian.
2464
01:47:04.650 –> 01:47:05.370
Oh, Jesus.
2465
01:47:06.210 –> 01:47:12.050
It was the worst conversation that looped like on repeat.
2466
01:47:12.510 –> 01:47:14.210
And it was just the-
2467
01:47:14.210 –> 01:47:14.450
It was going nowhere.
2468
01:47:14.550 –> 01:47:16.050
It was absolutely going nowhere.
2469
01:47:16.270 –> 01:47:18.510
Just kind of like this kitchen scene.
2470
01:47:19.730 –> 01:47:24.730
So such a fun flashback to a nothing conversation.
2471
01:47:26.530 –> 01:47:29.450
Yeah, it’s, I love the kitchen scenes
2472
01:47:29.870 –> 01:47:31.910
just cause we were in there.
2473
01:47:33.050 –> 01:47:34.870
I’ll say it for Alex.
2474
01:47:34.890 –> 01:47:35.970
I was being accused of bragging.
2475
01:47:36.830 –> 01:47:37.910
I’m doing it for you.
2476
01:47:37.970 –> 01:47:38.810
I’m doing it for you.
2477
01:47:38.990 –> 01:47:39.630
So I’ll get hit.
2478
01:47:42.910 –> 01:47:47.230
Oh my, you know, I had this, it’s like a fidget.
2479
01:47:47.790 –> 01:47:49.370
Gail playing with the hair.
2480
01:47:49.450 –> 01:47:53.530
Like I had the same fixation on playing with hair
2481
01:47:53.530 –> 01:47:55.870
when I was in my twenties.
2482
01:47:57.210 –> 01:47:59.190
It’s just, it’s such a fun little scene.
2483
01:47:59.750 –> 01:47:59.830
Victor?
2484
01:48:01.450 –> 01:48:05.310
Yeah, you know, that scene, that conversation,
2485
01:48:06.030 –> 01:48:07.890
I think that’s people who like it.
2486
01:48:07.990 –> 01:48:09.910
That’s why they like the movie Clerks.
2487
01:48:10.030 –> 01:48:13.370
Cause that whole movie Clerks is basically, you know,
2488
01:48:13.530 –> 01:48:16.450
that type of fodder all through the movie.
2489
01:48:16.550 –> 01:48:17.190
And by the way,
2490
01:48:17.230 –> 01:48:19.730
I don’t know if you guys knew that Clerks 3 happened.
2491
01:48:19.970 –> 01:48:20.230
Yeah.
2492
01:48:20.310 –> 01:48:22.250
I think that was the quietest thing that happened
2493
01:48:22.250 –> 01:48:24.030
that nobody actually ever talked about.
2494
01:48:24.130 –> 01:48:24.610
Yeah.
2495
01:48:24.710 –> 01:48:25.190
I watched it.
2496
01:48:25.210 –> 01:48:25.590
It was pretty good.
2497
01:48:26.610 –> 01:48:27.790
It was okay.
2498
01:48:28.350 –> 01:48:29.490
For me, it’s like, you know,
2499
01:48:29.490 –> 01:48:31.510
Clerks 1 was something new and different.
2500
01:48:31.770 –> 01:48:34.950
And it was, it was, it was good.
2501
01:48:35.050 –> 01:48:38.250
And our friend, Steven and Gang did a review on it,
2502
01:48:38.270 –> 01:48:40.910
which they didn’t, they weren’t buying it,
2503
01:48:40.910 –> 01:48:43.790
but I, they didn’t really like it that much,
2504
01:48:43.790 –> 01:48:44.830
but that’s all right.
2505
01:48:45.410 –> 01:48:46.630
Everybody’s got their own taste.
2506
01:48:47.170 –> 01:48:49.750
Worse 2 and 3 were kind of more of the same.
2507
01:48:50.210 –> 01:48:51.730
So, you know, it’s like Austin Powers.
2508
01:48:51.890 –> 01:48:53.170
The first one was really great.
2509
01:48:53.170 –> 01:48:54.990
And the other two were good as well,
2510
01:48:55.070 –> 01:48:57.390
but they, you know, it was more of the same.
2511
01:48:57.390 –> 01:49:00.010
It wasn’t anything crazy.
2512
01:49:00.590 –> 01:49:03.610
So that’s what kind of what that scene reminded me of.
2513
01:49:03.890 –> 01:49:05.450
But yeah, I mean, for me,
2514
01:49:05.790 –> 01:49:08.050
the distractor and the funny distractor
2515
01:49:08.050 –> 01:49:11.590
was definitely Gale stroking our friends.
2516
01:49:12.750 –> 01:49:14.670
Stroking to the east and stroking to the west.
2517
01:49:14.750 –> 01:49:15.630
All right, here we go.
2518
01:49:15.710 –> 01:49:17.570
Final one, number one.
2519
01:49:19.350 –> 01:49:20.350
Number one.
2520
01:49:21.450 –> 01:49:22.530
And then there was one.
2521
01:49:34.650 –> 01:49:36.250
Why do you keep this short and sweet?
2522
01:49:37.910 –> 01:49:40.050
Like it comes, no surprise to you that I picked,
2523
01:49:41.370 –> 01:49:43.870
like it comes, no surprise to you that I picked my sister.
2524
01:49:46.940 –> 01:49:47.820
I picked my sister Katie.
2525
01:49:48.280 –> 01:49:51.680
So I do just about anything for her,
2526
01:49:52.680 –> 01:49:54.720
but she do just about anything for me.
2527
01:49:55.000 –> 01:49:57.440
So we always been there for each other.
2528
01:49:57.860 –> 01:49:58.060
So.
2529
01:50:03.130 –> 01:50:05.610
Make a habit of telling her that from time to time.
2530
01:50:09.010 –> 01:50:10.370
Don’t like it, doesn’t do me any good
2531
01:50:10.370 –> 01:50:11.570
if I don’t tell her that from time to time.
2532
01:50:12.730 –> 01:50:14.050
So, otherwise, like how’s she gonna know?
2533
01:50:15.130 –> 01:50:17.230
But, so I guess better go do that now.
2534
01:50:19.290 –> 01:50:20.790
So should we come and give them a talk or anything?
2535
01:50:24.700 –> 01:50:25.720
I’m coming too, wait.
2536
01:50:26.280 –> 01:50:27.820
Maybe you all gotta go, huh?
2537
01:50:27.840 –> 01:50:29.900
Give some love to the women in your life.
2538
01:50:30.800 –> 01:50:31.700
I’m coming, Crystal.
2539
01:50:32.580 –> 01:50:34.120
Thank you, Professor Stressless.
2540
01:50:34.260 –> 01:50:34.880
Of course, Dan.
2541
01:50:35.520 –> 01:50:36.240
Bye, boys.
2542
01:50:38.840 –> 01:50:39.460
Hey, Katie.
2543
01:50:42.290 –> 01:50:47.220
You know what I just wanna say,
2544
01:50:47.440 –> 01:50:48.580
thanks for anything that you do for me,
2545
01:50:50.720 –> 01:50:52.660
because if I do just about anything for you,
2546
01:50:54.320 –> 01:50:55.800
why don’t you do just about anything for me,
2547
01:50:57.620 –> 01:50:59.140
but I guess it doesn’t do either of us any good
2548
01:50:59.140 –> 01:51:00.660
if you don’t tell each other that from time to time.
2549
01:51:06.450 –> 01:51:08.850
Happy International Women’s Day.
2550
01:51:33.520 –> 01:51:36.060
Mike’s favorite letter, Kenny, holiday moments.
2551
01:51:36.620 –> 01:51:38.580
I had it on loop, apologies there.
2552
01:51:40.760 –> 01:51:42.860
Great pick for the number one.
2553
01:51:42.940 –> 01:51:44.340
I mean, this isn’t the first time
2554
01:51:44.340 –> 01:51:45.600
this one’s been number one,
2555
01:51:45.660 –> 01:51:47.160
but talk about it.
2556
01:51:48.660 –> 01:51:50.460
It’s the warm hug, you know.
2557
01:51:51.180 –> 01:51:53.340
It’s everything we’ve all said
2558
01:51:53.340 –> 01:51:55.160
multiple times about the episode.
2559
01:51:56.680 –> 01:51:58.360
The uncomfortableness of Wayne,
2560
01:51:58.360 –> 01:52:03.580
the resolve to once he lets it go
2561
01:52:03.580 –> 01:52:06.440
and he just relaxes his body and his whole stance,
2562
01:52:07.160 –> 01:52:09.380
and then Katie’s look, her soft look,
2563
01:52:09.380 –> 01:52:10.680
which you never get from Katie much.
2564
01:52:10.760 –> 01:52:12.420
You don’t get a softness in her eyes.
2565
01:52:12.420 –> 01:52:13.060
Yeah, you’re right.
2566
01:52:13.420 –> 01:52:14.260
Yeah, it’s usually, yeah.
2567
01:52:14.480 –> 01:52:15.860
And her eyes just go soft,
2568
01:52:16.060 –> 01:52:19.740
like Wayne is showing emotion,
2569
01:52:20.000 –> 01:52:22.800
which you get the feeling through the years
2570
01:52:22.800 –> 01:52:25.460
they were never shown much emotion as children,
2571
01:52:25.720 –> 01:52:27.520
but that’s probably why you don’t see it a lot.
2572
01:52:27.840 –> 01:52:29.320
This is always just us projecting,
2573
01:52:30.040 –> 01:52:32.080
but her eyes get soft
2574
01:52:32.080 –> 01:52:35.240
and they have the big embrace, obviously, right?
2575
01:52:35.780 –> 01:52:36.280
And that’s everything,
2576
01:52:36.280 –> 01:52:38.700
we’ve said so much about this episode already,
2577
01:52:38.920 –> 01:52:40.260
so I don’t think we need to belabor it,
2578
01:52:40.260 –> 01:52:41.660
but it’s the warm hug.
2579
01:52:41.800 –> 01:52:43.960
It’s also the last new content we’ve seen.
2580
01:52:44.680 –> 01:52:48.020
So that has a bit of a bearing on it as well,
2581
01:52:48.140 –> 01:52:49.660
I think, but, you know,
2582
01:52:49.860 –> 01:52:52.580
it was gonna be up there anyway, top three, so.
2583
01:52:53.160 –> 01:52:54.040
Well picked.
2584
01:52:54.620 –> 01:52:57.300
Mike, great job doing your picks today
2585
01:52:57.300 –> 01:52:59.040
and it was a great idea for an episode
2586
01:52:59.040 –> 01:53:00.640
and perfect timing, too.
2587
01:53:00.660 –> 01:53:03.840
I mean, having it be the day after American Thanksgiving,
2588
01:53:03.880 –> 01:53:05.180
kicking off the holiday season,
2589
01:53:05.320 –> 01:53:07.600
so we appreciate that you did it
2590
01:53:07.600 –> 01:53:10.120
and we love, well,
2591
01:53:10.120 –> 01:53:11.600
I’m gonna speak for myself right now,
2592
01:53:11.680 –> 01:53:13.520
great job and loved your picks.
2593
01:53:13.880 –> 01:53:15.960
Tan, we’ll go to last words now.
2594
01:53:16.280 –> 01:53:16.900
What do you have to say?
2595
01:53:16.900 –> 01:53:18.000
Yeah, I just have to say
2596
01:53:18.000 –> 01:53:20.940
that whole clip, it’s just a smile.
2597
01:53:21.460 –> 01:53:23.580
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much.
2598
01:53:23.580 –> 01:53:27.520
It’s just such a warm hug and such a great feeling
2599
01:53:27.520 –> 01:53:32.740
and Wayne, you know, he acts it so, so well.
2600
01:53:33.000 –> 01:53:33.880
Absolutely so well.
2601
01:53:34.340 –> 01:53:36.520
Mike, you did an amazing job tonight.
2602
01:53:36.600 –> 01:53:37.700
Thank you so much.
2603
01:53:37.800 –> 01:53:40.820
What a great idea for an episode.
2604
01:53:42.640 –> 01:53:44.680
And again, I have to say,
2605
01:53:44.740 –> 01:53:47.260
I gotta watch this show all over again.
2606
01:53:47.700 –> 01:53:50.300
Like, I don’t feel like I was in the right mindset
2607
01:53:50.300 –> 01:53:53.280
when we started it, but now, yeah,
2608
01:53:53.800 –> 01:53:55.640
there’s so much more depth to it
2609
01:53:55.640 –> 01:53:57.880
and you guys have brought it week after week.
2610
01:53:58.000 –> 01:53:59.900
I feel like we still need to convince Victor a bit,
2611
01:53:59.940 –> 01:54:00.440
but anyway.
2612
01:54:01.080 –> 01:54:02.460
Yeah, you did a great job, Mike.
2613
01:54:02.520 –> 01:54:03.600
Thank you so much.
2614
01:54:03.600 –> 01:54:04.360
Thank you.
2615
01:54:06.700 –> 01:54:09.460
Yeah, you know, you didn’t do as good a job as Lauren
2616
01:54:09.460 –> 01:54:13.420
in terms of doing the, sorry,
2617
01:54:14.760 –> 01:54:18.160
as Aaron in terms of doing the preparation,
2618
01:54:18.680 –> 01:54:22.160
but you executed well and that’s what’s important.
2619
01:54:22.160 –> 01:54:23.420
He’s got notes, Victor.
2620
01:54:23.560 –> 01:54:24.840
They’re handwritten notes.
2621
01:54:25.060 –> 01:54:26.220
It wasn’t an Excel spreadsheet.
2622
01:54:27.040 –> 01:54:28.920
It’s not pivot tables.
2623
01:54:29.240 –> 01:54:30.100
Hold it, how many pages?
2624
01:54:30.100 –> 01:54:30.840
I know, but they weren’t typed out.
2625
01:54:33.720 –> 01:54:35.120
And Aaron still got the hip out of it.
2626
01:54:35.140 –> 01:54:35.760
Oh, man.
2627
01:54:35.920 –> 01:54:37.940
Yeah, but you know what?
2628
01:54:38.480 –> 01:54:40.680
Plus, you know, you’ve got good things.
2629
01:54:40.820 –> 01:54:42.520
You’re in Jersey, but you like the Rangers.
2630
01:54:44.100 –> 01:54:47.160
So, you know, there’s, you know, there’s good
2631
01:54:47.160 –> 01:54:48.500
and there’s opportunities.
2632
01:54:48.820 –> 01:54:50.220
You know, where there’s opportunities,
2633
01:54:50.220 –> 01:54:53.040
that means there’s, that’s a good thing, right?
2634
01:54:53.100 –> 01:54:56.380
That means there’s, you can always look ahead.
2635
01:54:56.680 –> 01:54:58.260
Oh, Mike, you’re being managed right now.
2636
01:54:58.480 –> 01:54:58.940
Holy crap.
2637
01:54:58.940 –> 01:55:00.440
Oh my God, it’s business speak.
2638
01:55:00.460 –> 01:55:01.460
Holy crap.
2639
01:55:02.320 –> 01:55:04.400
So this was, you know what?
2640
01:55:04.480 –> 01:55:07.240
You came, you delivered, you were a great,
2641
01:55:08.380 –> 01:55:12.000
just a great guest and you were one of us.
2642
01:55:12.120 –> 01:55:16.060
You were a guest and a host and you did a great job.
2643
01:55:16.400 –> 01:55:19.740
So I’m not gonna hold the whole great thing against you.
2644
01:55:20.000 –> 01:55:24.360
I’ll let it go, but I just wanna say thank you
2645
01:55:24.360 –> 01:55:27.000
and, you know, having some fun with you,
2646
01:55:27.200 –> 01:55:28.980
but you’re awesome.
2647
01:55:29.100 –> 01:55:30.240
So thanks for coming out.
2648
01:55:30.380 –> 01:55:31.500
Mike, remember, Victor,
2649
01:55:31.800 –> 01:55:34.180
only insults are our greatest guests.
2650
01:55:34.720 –> 01:55:38.800
Like all our cast members,
2651
01:55:39.120 –> 01:55:41.960
he’s always had an insulting word for them.
2652
01:55:42.940 –> 01:55:47.180
You did a great job and appreciate having you
2653
01:55:47.180 –> 01:55:48.220
on for your first solo.
2654
01:55:48.220 –> 01:55:50.240
Hopefully we get to have you on again.
2655
01:55:50.860 –> 01:55:54.020
And, you know, you’re a great contributor to the DM group
2656
01:55:54.020 –> 01:55:57.100
and a cherished member of the DM group.
2657
01:55:57.460 –> 01:55:58.660
So don’t listen to Victor.
2658
01:55:58.660 –> 01:55:59.400
Victor’s being-
2659
01:55:59.400 –> 01:56:00.300
No, I never do.
2660
01:56:00.460 –> 01:56:01.300
I never listen to Victor.
2661
01:56:01.620 –> 01:56:02.980
Well done, Trace.
2662
01:56:04.000 –> 01:56:04.960
Well, I was gonna talk to you
2663
01:56:04.960 –> 01:56:06.940
about corporate synergy and all that stuff.
2664
01:56:08.120 –> 01:56:09.540
Somebody beat me to it.
2665
01:56:09.760 –> 01:56:10.700
Mike, you did great, bud.
2666
01:56:11.060 –> 01:56:12.860
Did great on your first solo episode.
2667
01:56:13.580 –> 01:56:14.700
Thank you guys for having me
2668
01:56:14.700 –> 01:56:16.440
and inviting me along to play Matt.
2669
01:56:16.440 –> 01:56:19.360
It is, it’s a fun character to play.
2670
01:56:20.280 –> 01:56:21.780
You pulled off the hat well, Trace.
2671
01:56:22.340 –> 01:56:23.560
Well, thank you, thank you, thank you.
2672
01:56:24.260 –> 01:56:26.220
And hopefully, you know, this won’t,
2673
01:56:26.220 –> 01:56:28.820
you know, attribute to the Trace fatigue.
2674
01:56:29.940 –> 01:56:33.020
Let me say, Matt has an infectious giggle,
2675
01:56:33.220 –> 01:56:34.900
but he doesn’t come close to you.
2676
01:56:34.900 –> 01:56:37.480
When you get giggling, Trace, it’s awesome.
2677
01:56:37.880 –> 01:56:40.160
Thank you, I know, everybody loves it.
2678
01:56:40.380 –> 01:56:43.000
I personally find it a character flaw, but-
2679
01:56:43.000 –> 01:56:43.780
No, don’t.
2680
01:56:43.880 –> 01:56:44.780
We love it.
2681
01:56:45.380 –> 01:56:46.960
But good job, Mike, great job.
2682
01:56:46.960 –> 01:56:49.060
All right, and Mike, you get the last word, bud.
2683
01:56:49.340 –> 01:56:52.920
Okay, well, I wanted to do two things before I go.
2684
01:56:53.320 –> 01:56:55.560
I have my own hippo.
2685
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And it’s not a hippo.
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This is actually a beanie baby cow
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that we were given as a story here.
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We were given this when our first daughter was born.
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She’s 10 now.
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This is a different one.
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This is the third one we have.
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And someone gave it to us.
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And, you know, we were so exhausted.
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We just kind of misidentified it as a hippo,
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not realizing these were not ears,
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but horns, these were ears.
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And so this became hippo.
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And then we realized it like three months later,
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but she kept, you know, we kept calling it hippo.
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And then when she learned how to talk,
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she would call it hippo, hippo.
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And then, you know, we’ve had three of these.
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Every one of our kids has had this pink thing,
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which is really a cow, but in our family,
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it’s hippo, this is a hippo.
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So every time you’re talking about hippos,
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I think of this guy and, you know, beanie baby cow hippo.
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So I had to steal this out of my little one’s room
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to show you.
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Mike, I love that, I love that.
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It’s not a hippo, but to everyone in our family,
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that’s a hippo, that’s a hippo.
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The 10 year old still has her dirty ripped hippo
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underneath all her squishmallows, you know, in her bed.
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So it’s still a part of, as for all kids.
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I have a top five, but I’ll save it for the next step.
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You want it now?
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I can give it to you now.
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Yeah, give it to me, why not?
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I forgot to ask it from you.
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So start with number five, it’s Dave Year’s Day,
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only because of the dirks getting the best
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cute scene at the end.
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It’s the buildup.
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Four is the letter Kenny Lee.
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Letter Kenny Lee is my fourth,
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because I love the Ocean’s Eleven movies,
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where they always have that scene where they talk about,
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the gags are gonna run, the scans.
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And it just reminded me of that the first time I saw it.
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And every time I watch it again,
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I laugh because I’m like, oh yeah, this is,
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you know, and they explain like the little ways to leave.
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Three is Dick Slip Out, obviously that gag,
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the first time you see it, the whole Dick episode
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is just classic, just classic.
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Number two, Way to a Man’s Heart,
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all the wordplay with moist and squirt
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and all that stuff.
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It’s a tennis heavy episode,
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so that’s gonna be up there for me.
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But all that wordplay just does it for me, the writing.
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And the number one is, sorry to say Victor,
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it’s Sleepover.
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I love Sleepover, it’s an all-time favorite.
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It’s simple, it’s like 19 minutes or whatever it is,
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but it hits everything.
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It gives us hope for Bonnie and Jerry.
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That’s my favorite part of it.
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It gives us the hope that that will be the end game
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for the whole relationship there.
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Mike, I love that you doubled down on offending Victor,
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so let’s-
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Well, you know what, since you do have a cow
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that identifies as a hippo, I’m gonna give it a pass.
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01:59:48.340 –> 01:59:49.980
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
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Hippos are hippos, cows are cows, all right?
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We identified it as a hippo.
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But the last thing I wanna say before we sign off,
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I wanna thank my wife for holding down the fort
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downstairs with the dogs and everything
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while I’ve been sequestered in this room
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for the last two hours.
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It’s not easy with lots of dogs, cat,
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kids putting them in the bed.
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So thank you, Karen, for that.
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I just wanted to make sure I got that in there.
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Thank you, Mrs. Mike.
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Yes, we appreciate-
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You’re just that much sweeter.
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We appreciate you letting us borrow.
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This is for Karen as well.
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All right, we’re gonna play us off here
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with a song from the Valentine’s Day,
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because I love this song.
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It’s called Now I Know Better by Adam Sabla.
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And that’s all we have for this episode.
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Next week, we have a surprise episode.
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So surprising, in fact, I don’t even know
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what we’re doing, so stay tuned to find out.
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Honestly, I have nothing planned.
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We’ll have to figure that out.
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Now we’re gonna join our listeners in the after party.
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On behalf of Mike, Trace, Victor, Tanya, and myself,
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