TPS131: Best Letterkenny Fights (Patreon Exclusive)


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The gang are joined by The Voice Of God Dennis Gugin who kicks out his favourite Letterkenny Fight Scenes.

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Episode Limerick
The big man says keep on keeping on,
And sends his blessings with a bottle of Dom,
Now we’re all at Al’s place,
To do the show face to face,
While Tanya’s counting the minutes till we’re gone.

But one thing we need before we can go,
The perfect guest for this big a show,
Cause only one man will do then,
We called THE Dennis Gugin,
The most interesting guy that we know.

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Podcast Accelerator.

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The big man says keep on keepin’ on and sends his blessings with a bottle of Dom.

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Now we’re all at Al’s place to do the show face to face while Tanya’s counting the

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minutes till we’re gone.

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But one thing before we go, the perfect guest for the Big A show, cause only one

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man will do then, we called the Dennis Guggen the most interesting guy that we know.

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That fresh produce stand there, that’s a beauty.

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What do you listen to?

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My favorite murder podcast.

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Taggart and Doran’s podcast.

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The produce stand.

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Ah, fucking sexy.

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It’s Thirsty Thursday, and that means we are once again hanging out at the

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Proto Stand, a podcast paying tribute to all things in the universe.

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This is so weird.

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It’s really weird.

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Now I know what you’re thinking.

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There are many other Letter Kenny podcasts out there, but this one isn’t

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afraid to drop the gloves.

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I’m Al, your host, and joining me in the room for the first time are all three

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of my panelists, the lovely Tanya, the squirrely Matt, and the very real

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Victor.

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And tonight, folks, you’re going to see here high five Victor.

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And over here off screen, she doesn’t want to say anything, but Linda is here

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as well, the woman with the patience of a saint to be with Victor.

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For 24 years, a happy belated anniversary, by the way.

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And joining us this week, he’s a man of many layers, former wrestler, bodyguard,

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Funko artist, bear wrestler, rodeo clown.

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And tonight he’s our fight expert.

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Please join me in making some noise for the voice of God himself.

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Delicious Dennis Vicious.

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Wondrous.

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Oh my God.

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Welcome back to the produce stand, Dennis.

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How’s it going, bud?

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Oowee.

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Summertime is a marathon at sprint pace for me.

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So I’ve been doing a lot of emergency rescue technician training.

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So a lot of lifting people out of deep places and dropping people from high

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places.

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Holy geez.

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I mean, there’s no flooding down where you are, right?

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Like I’ve seen a lot of flooding in Texas and stuff.

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You’re not pulling people out of lakes or highways, are you?

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Not right now, but yeah, it’s my team actually does respond to

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a lot of those types of things.

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If somebody gets stuck in machinery or if there’s a cave in somewhere,

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if a house falls on firefighters, if somebody gets stranded somewhere

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they’re not supposed to be, we help extricate them from the property.

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Wow.

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What’s, what’s the tightest situation you’ve had to extricate somebody from?

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We do confined spaces too, where, you know, for whatever reason, you

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know, people get stuck in ventilation shafts and it gets pretty close

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quarters and we’ve had people fall in sewers.

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A lot of times somebody just kind of has a heat stroke and they pass

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out on the top of a building.

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What?

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So we have to find a way to get them out of there.

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And sometimes there are, you know, significant injuries.

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So we have to treat them on site and then find a way to get

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them to, you know, better medical help.

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So just another thing to add to the resume.

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Holy crap.

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That’s amazing though.

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I mean, have you ever rescued somebody from a well?

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Remember, what was that baby’s name?

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Remember baby Jessica, baby Jessica.

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Yeah, that was a big news story.

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Even we got it up here.

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That was a pretty crazy.

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Anyway, how are you now?

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Tonight’s lineup is Tanya, Al, Victor, Matt, and Dennis.

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Our guest gets the last word.

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Oh, Tanya’s like, I’m going to want to go first while she tries to

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think of what she’s going to talk about.

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Dennis, when you turned on the zoom and you saw all four of us in

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the same room, you said, where’s everyone’s box?

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So we can start with that.

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Yes, tonight we are all in the same room together.

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Matt and Victor made the drive up to the TPS studios.

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We just had a lovely dinner and and and now we’re recording for

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the first time in the same room, which is weird, isn’t it?

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It’s a trip.

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Yeah, this is weird.

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Well, this is a podcast.

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I’m never going to get tired of watching Victor hold this mic stand.

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You know, Victor, it’s not a dildo.

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You can.

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I hope he does it the whole time and I don’t think he’s going to stop.

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Somebody somebody somebody with good Photoshop skills can really can

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really make and he’s all decked out in his in his letter, Kenny’s

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swag and Shorzy’s swag and and representing there.

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So Tanya, how’s your week?

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Crazy, crazy, crazy busy week.

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I actually I left the house several times this week and it almost

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felt like what happened before the pandemic.

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I bumped into Mario.

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That’s right.

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If you’re still awake, couldn’t believe she was awake.

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I was like, what out of all the people in the world, you’re at a concert.

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I didn’t understand it, but it was so nice to see her.

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And we took a picture and she posted it.

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So that was so much fun just to do that.

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Yeah, I went to a concert big step out for me.

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That one was a little bit more than what I thought I was going to be able to handle.

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I actually took a break for probably about a good 20 minutes and just kind

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of rested a little bit and then came back in and try it again.

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So baby steps, but getting out there for sure.

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And then these guys came over.

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It’s been crazy this week.

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I’ve I’ve had my daughter and swimming lessons this week and

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tight window this week, and it’s just been that whirlwind of a do

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this, do that, run here, run there.

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And it was so great to have friendly, familiar faces in the house.

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And it’s just amazing.

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It’s just amazing.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It’s been a busy week with me too, with work and getting all this,

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uh, getting ready for tonight.

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When, when I knew that we were going to be in the same room, I had to

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uh, rearrange some furniture in the studio in here to make sure to, to

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make room for everyone.

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Victor, can you stop doing that?

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Like you’re distracting.

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Do you man, don’t ever, don’t ever not do you.

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So just like last week’s episode, tonight’s episode is going to be very visual.

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So eventually, uh, I will post video of it as well.

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So you’ll have to see it, uh, to believe it really.

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Um, anyway, uh, this, so yeah, I’ve been busy with work and, uh, uh,

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yeah, Tanya went to the Duran Duran concert on Monday and it was, it got

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rained on a lot, but, uh, survived and you know, what, four days later

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and you don’t have COVID.

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I came home though, and I scrubbed myself down.

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Like you have no idea.

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It was almost like the, what is it?

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Lime, whatever that you scrub yourself down with.

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Yeah, I, I, yeah, I, I promised myself, uh, and into the mic, Victor,

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please, it’s, it’s, it’s that thing you’re holding so tightly

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in your hands right now.

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Yeah, it was, uh, it was, I was like, Oh my God, what have you?

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Cause Alan’s done a whole lot more things than I have.

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And I remembered him going to the soccer game in Toronto and I’m like,

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Oh yeah, you did do that.

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And you didn’t get COVID.

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So there’s a chance that you can do things and not get COVID.

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Cause for some reason, my brain is hardwired that if I leave

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the house and getting it.

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So I find that there’s this line right now of people that have

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had it and people that haven’t had it.

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And the ones that haven’t had it is like, you’re still in this

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like stressful kind of feeling of, Oh my God, how am I going to react to

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it and, and the people that have already had it, the people that have

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already had it is like, yeah, no, like life has gone on and it’s like

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no big deal now.

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Now we know Victor has probably had it cause he was pretty sick

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a couple of weeks ago.

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Linda, Linda’s here.

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She’s not on camera, but have you had it?

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Oh, so same symptoms.

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Oh, you’re both sick at the same time.

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Okay.

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So I’ve heard that you’ll test positive for like weeks after.

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So if you want to really find it, I have like, they just keep

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on giving me tests.

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Every time I go to the store, when I have no makeup on it, I look very sick.

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So I get a lot of tests and I happen to have tons of them.

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If you’re interested, I just assume I’ve had it.

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I’m not worried about it.

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It’s all good.

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All right.

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Uh, my week, I guess, uh, I guess I’ve been talking about my week.

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So we’ve been really, really busy.

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Some shows I’ve started watching.

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She Hulk.

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I watched the first episode as well did that.

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Oh, you wanted to watch that.

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Is that cartoon or live action?

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Live action.

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It’s on Disney.

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Okay.

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Well, it was only one.

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There’s only one episode so far.

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I want to watch the bear.

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I want to watch the whole, I watched the first episode of the bear

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and I was just okay for it.

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Oh, I thought you were the one that recommended it.

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Oh, Matt did.

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I love it.

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I’m big into it.

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All right.

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So give it a chance to look at you this.

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It’s so awkward.

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He’s, he’s usually pacing around and like peeing on rabbits and stuff.

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So like, yeah, one, two days, two times.

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Hey, I was distracted by the D once.

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And now look at me.

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All the, all the jokes that are out of your way to bring it back up every chance

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you get, um, and the other one that we started watching, I’ve seen it all

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through, but now I’m getting Tanya to watch it is Silicon Valley.

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Oh, that’s a good one.

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That’s really good.

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Well, cause I’m going to, I’m interviewing with a tech company and there

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was like a lot of words that I didn’t know what was happening.

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So I was like, okay, I got to figure stuff out.

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It’s a good show.

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I’m not sure I’d watch it for education.

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Well, it’s very educational.

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She’s learned about scrum already.

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She’s learned about series A, series B investing and all that

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stuff is she’s learning on my resume.

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There’s education buried underneath all the mess.

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Yeah.

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There’s also some really fucked up stuff you learn, but, and, and

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last episode we watched, there was a bit of a letter Kenny moment or, uh,

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it’s, it’s the, the, the scene where they’re, where he figures

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out the whole middle out compression.

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Victor, have you seen the, have you seen Silicon Valley?

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I’ve seen the entire show.

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But it all comes from this discussion that they’re all having the hotel room,

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but how many people they can jerk off.

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Can you jerk off 800 people in, in what, how many minutes was it?

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And they were like, they were trying to math like they’re trying

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to figure out the equation.

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It was the whole thing.

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See, it felt very letter Kenny.

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Like it was so super funny.

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It was really funny.

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Anyway, uh, Victor, how’s your week?

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Don’t worry.

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It’s not going to fall out of your hands.

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You can, I like a mic that follows me around.

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Oh, okay.

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I feel like this, I need to, I need to, yeah, exactly.

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I need to rein this one in and it’s not going anywhere.

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It’s not on.

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I don’t care.

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You can sit back.

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Hold onto it if you want.

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Yeah, no, no, I, I’ve got good control.

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I’m good.

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I like how you rubbing it over and over again.

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It’s a repeat on the road.

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Linda, are you getting turned on?

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There’s, I mean, there’s so many parts to this literally just anyway.

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Go, how was your week?

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It’s been a nice, mild week.

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I’ve been, I’ve been off since last Friday.

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Uh, I had a chance to go to a specialist.

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Uh, oh yeah.

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Your knee.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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I went to a physician who was the physician of the 2020 Stanley cup finals.

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That’s right.

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Uh, only the best for Victor.

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Yes.

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Um, and, and yeah, he figured out what was wrong with me.

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I’ve got a torn meniscus, um, and he prescribed me some heavy duty,

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uh, anti-inflammatory medication that’s working already.

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And, uh, so hopefully normally it takes two months to heal from this injury.

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So hopefully with this medication will be a lot quicker.

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Uh, and I’ll be up and, uh, you know, running very quickly.

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So, yeah, but yeah, yeah.

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So, uh, but very mild week, uh, we’ve been enjoying kind of time.

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Linda’s also off.

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So we’ve been going to restaurants and just, uh, having a nice leisurely

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time and anything of note, like any re a good restaurant that, uh, you

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guys were surprised with or,

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uh, we’ve, we discovered a one that nothing that will make sense to anybody.

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We discovered a beautiful, uh, just a gem of a restaurant, like not in

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our area, not too far away.

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What does it, what’s the rise in diner?

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Is that what it’s called?

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And it’s just one of these like, uh, diners, but it’s like on that

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next level, it’s got, you know, 10 different specialty poutines.

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It’s got 10 different, uh, Benny’s, uh, like jerk.

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So how long did it take Victor to order like a meal?

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Cause I feel like the more choice he has, the longer it would take.

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I had the jerk.

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I mean, jerk chicken, Benny.

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I mean, like that’s next level.

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Um, so, so yeah, so that was a really nice experience.

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Uh, just, you know, just chilling, enjoying,

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chilling like a villain.

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And look at you, like you’re all b-boyed up right now.

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Like it’s crazy.

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It’s cold in your basement.

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I was going to say, it’s not, this is not my choice.

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He’s cold.

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This is legitimately a solution.

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Well, I did, I did consume, uh, a lot of frozen cream puffs prior to coming

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down here, so it’s not even, you got mad at me when I wasn’t eating enough of them.

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Anyway, Matt, how’s your week?

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It’s good.

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I can’t siphon this for this long.

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It’s my favorite and my kryptonite all at the same time.

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Oh, fuck man.

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Don’t ever change, bud.

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Um, my week’s been good.

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I think I told last week, my, my family was in town, so that was awesome.

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I hadn’t seen my parents in quite some time.

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Um, I saw my older brother who he and I are not on the same

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wavelength by any means, but saw him, the whole family got together

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and it was a great time.

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Uh, we did a big barbecue at my place.

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Um, went to the CNE on Friday.

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Ah, that’s anyone listening who’s not Canadian and not more specifically

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an Ontario, uh, CNE is the Canadian national exhibition.

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It’s a big annual event that happens in Toronto.

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And of course it hasn’t happened in three years since the pandemic.

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So this is the first time it was back in operation.

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Uh, we went opening day and it was so much fun.

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What was the specialty deep fry?

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I don’t know what the deep fry was, but the big item that I didn’t try it

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cause I just didn’t want to was, um, ketchup and mustard ice cream.

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Oh, that’s wrong.

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Yeah.

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Unless there’s a sausage in it.

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That doesn’t make sense.

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Even with a sausage, it’s ice cream.

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No, no, not good.

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No, I did talk to a couple of people.

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They said, no, you know, it’s surprisingly not that bad.

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They’re like, it’s a, it’s sweet.

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Um, but I guys couldn’t round my head.

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Not that bad is not what I’m looking for.

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I get you.

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And the CNE is also known for having very novelty.

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Stunt food.

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It’s stunt food.

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Yeah, that’s, that’s a great way to describe it.

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So people know, so CNE is known for deep fried something.

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So it’s usually like a Mars bar or like ice cream.

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They’ve got, they’ve got a food court.

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Like you’ve never seen it before.

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That’s there every year and it’s always there.

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And they’ll do like, Oh, what are those donuts?

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And then they’ll make a hamburger out of it.

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And then, yeah, the Cronut is just weird things.

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Yeah.

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So, I mean, it’s fun.

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And they got a big, uh, midway and pavilions with arts and stuff like

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that and a shopping center area and dog show every it’s like, it’s pretty

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incredible.

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It really is a lot of fun.

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The kids who got airplanes, they have airplanes, um, and, uh, they have

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rides and my kids when I’m rides.

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And it was actually, the funny thing was the first time I’ve been somewhere

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with my, my kids and my little guy is only two.

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He doesn’t count in this scenario, but my older, my older guys are

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nine and almost 12 and then their cousin was there who was 11.

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And we realized that the three of them together were pretty

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self-sufficient.

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So this is the first time I’ve gone to an event like this.

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And with this many people where we got to the ride area, we just

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kind of set up a blanket, sat there and said, okay, go.

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And I’ve never really done that with my kids.

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It was sort of, and especially because three years of lockdown and all

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this shit, I’m like, and I felt completely comfortable.

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They’ve got each other’s back.

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They knew exactly where we are.

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We said, just keep checking in with us every ride or two, just so

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we know where you’re at.

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And, and it was a fantastic day.

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So you didn’t go on any of the rides.

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I didn’t know.

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I did a couple.

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I had a, I had a wristband as well, just cause, um, my middle

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guy, he’s a lot of rides.

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He wants to go and he does need someone a little taller.

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So I’ll, I’ll, I’ll go on when I’m called upon and have that.

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But it was fun.

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And then, so that was that.

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And now we’re here.

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And this is awesome.

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I’m feeling really short because your chairs are all like, I’m

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like, it’s weird because I mean, we’re, we’re set up for the camera, right?

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So we’re all facing the same way, but we’re talking to each other

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on the side, so not really sure where to look and then, and then

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Dennis is here and I wish he was here, here, cause it’d be even easier,

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but it’s, it’s a trip.

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And, uh, well, hopefully we’ll have more chances to get better at all this,

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but this is really fun to be in person and see everyone.

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And, uh, I love it.

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So it’s good to see our daughter was so excited to that.

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She’s like, Oh, can I talk to the podcasters?

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I’m like, yeah, okay.

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She’s like that Matt got, cause you were here first.

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Matt is so funny.

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I’m like, yeah, he’s pretty.

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Oh, you want to talk about that?

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What the try me trying to tie.

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Oh yeah.

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So, okay.

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So I get here and it’s Alan and his daughter and we’re just hanging

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out and then Tanya calls.

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And then all of a sudden I was like, okay, you got to get ready.

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She runs off.

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She comes back in Taekwondo gear, gear, but she’s carrying the belt.

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And now she’s like, I need to tie my belt.

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And I’ll says, well, do you know how to tie it?

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She’s like, no.

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And he’s like, well, I don’t special way to tie it.

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Well, I don’t.

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So now watching this became a show.

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Yeah.

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I should have recorded this because it was the most entertaining

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10, 15 minutes of my day by far watching these two try to figure it

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out, not only trying to figure it, but argue over which YouTube video they

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should use to the, cause he was very insistent to watch the YouTube video

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from Delphs, which is her, her dojo.

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But I’m like, it doesn’t matter.

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It’s just like one, like they’re all the same, but she wanted to

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watch the one from Delphs.

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Yeah.

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He found was perfectly unlike, do they do it differently at different

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studios? Like, no.

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So it was, it was really entertaining.

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What was your issue in wanting to watch that video?

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There was no issue, but I, I chose, I chose the first one listed,

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which is how to tie Taekwondo belt.

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But my eight-year-old daughter was adamant.

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No, we have to watch Delphs video.

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And so I don’t think they have one.

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Well, I couldn’t find it.

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And she kept on saying it’s, it’s not that one.

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It’s not that one.

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So anyway, I tried to tie it.

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She wouldn’t let me.

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And then, yeah, I think I made a bit of an enemy in her for a moment

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because she made some reference to, if I get it wrong, I have to do burpees.

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So I’m like, well, that’s a you problem.

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Dennis is yeah.

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That’s right.

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That’s right.

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He did not look very happy with me when I was like encouraging her failed

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here.

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She was like, Matt was telling me I had to do burpees, mom.

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I’m like, yeah, that sounds right.

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Oh, man.

443
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Anyway, that was fun.

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Dennis, how have you been?

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I know you’ve been working all week.

446
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Yeah, it’s training time primarily for me.

447
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It’s a luckily it’s controlled scenarios instead of jumping into the real shit.

448
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We’re, you know, preparing for worst case scenarios.

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But you still get an adrenaline training team.

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They’re all trying to teach one another and really work as a team

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and find out what’s missing.

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Do you work for like a paramedic or what are like, what’s the position?

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It’s very similar, but not the same.

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We the training that we have is actually more intensive than, say,

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firefighters and EMS would normally have.

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That’s we’re kind of like the backup.

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If if they send in the troops and they’re kind of writing over their

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OK, sometimes we’ll go into it.

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But sometimes we’re part of a coordinated effort.

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It depends on the incident command and what needs to be done to,

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you know, help the scene, whatever’s going on there.

462
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Cool. But we’re usually there to help out one way or the other.

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Well, that’s great.

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And I mean, I know you work because we were supposed to do

465
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a table read this week and we had to postpone.

466
00:20:10.710 –> 00:20:12.490
So hopefully we’ll get to do it next week.

467
00:20:12.530 –> 00:20:13.290
I mean, it was good.

468
00:20:13.430 –> 00:20:16.190
We couldn’t have done it either.

469
00:20:16.190 –> 00:20:18.430
So it wasn’t just you that pushed it out.

470
00:20:18.430 –> 00:20:19.910
But looking forward to doing that again.

471
00:20:20.010 –> 00:20:23.170
It’s been a while. Yeah, it has been.

472
00:20:23.710 –> 00:20:27.070
All right. So before we get started, we need to hear from our sponsor.

473
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474
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Hey there.

475
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Wait, what are we doing again?

476
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The sponsor read.

477
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OK, wait, we have a sponsor.

478
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479
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480
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481
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482
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483
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You don’t say he also sells diabolically awesome swag.

484
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Terrific. He’s got a roast for all tastes.

485
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486
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487
00:21:03.810 –> 00:21:04.910
Espresso, whatever.

488
00:21:05.190 –> 00:21:07.670
Hey, don’t you and Tanya use K cups?

489
00:21:07.950 –> 00:21:08.730
You know, we do.

490
00:21:08.950 –> 00:21:11.690
I think he has those two. Wonderful.

491
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492
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to get 10 percent off coffee or merge from a store.

493
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494
00:21:19.270 –> 00:21:21.170
Wait a minute. I just had a brilliant idea.

495
00:21:21.370 –> 00:21:21.970
What’s that?

496
00:21:22.350 –> 00:21:25.150
We should get diabolical coffee to sponsor the podcast.

497
00:21:25.230 –> 00:21:26.230
We should. Yes.

498
00:21:26.690 –> 00:21:28.470
Why have we never thought of that before?

499
00:21:28.690 –> 00:21:29.550
I give up.

500
00:21:31.090 –> 00:21:34.910
How many conversations with Victor a day go like that with you?

501
00:21:35.310 –> 00:21:37.390
Most of them. Yeah, I thought so, too.

502
00:21:37.570 –> 00:21:38.950
It’s 20 percent.

503
00:21:39.430 –> 00:21:42.850
On the K cup note, I can confirm they do use K cups.

504
00:21:42.850 –> 00:21:47.310
I accidentally looking for a spoon, found a whole drawer.

505
00:21:47.470 –> 00:21:48.830
Isn’t my drawer lovely?

506
00:21:48.930 –> 00:21:50.490
It was lovely, actually. It’s very organized.

507
00:21:50.510 –> 00:21:52.810
It’s like one of my favorite drawers in the kitchen.

508
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It is wonderful.

509
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I was caught off guard, but it’s an entire drawer just dedicated to the K cup.

510
00:21:58.170 –> 00:22:01.950
Thank you. Diabolical coffee and my hot chocolate and my tea.

511
00:22:02.330 –> 00:22:05.230
Don’t tread on the sponsor, read and Eric for your support.

512
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513
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516
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517
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520
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521
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522
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523
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I don’t know.

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525
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526
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Shame on James.

527
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528
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529
00:22:48.350 –> 00:22:50.630
A. Ron Sheck from Minneapolis.

530
00:22:50.970 –> 00:22:54.770
By the way, Alex Victor is going to be in Vegas next month.

531
00:22:55.130 –> 00:22:55.910
So look out.

532
00:22:56.130 –> 00:22:59.150
John Harris from South Odgin, Utah.

533
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Mrs. McMurray, Byron Sidor from Ontario.

534
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535
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536
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537
00:23:12.090 –> 00:23:13.830
Mike Clark. Yes, I don’t know what that is.

538
00:23:13.930 –> 00:23:17.990
Anyway, Mike Clark from Neosho, Missouri or Neosho.

539
00:23:18.310 –> 00:23:19.530
I don’t know.

540
00:23:19.850 –> 00:23:23.830
Kellen Marsil, Brady, Shannon Hendo,

541
00:23:24.130 –> 00:23:25.790
Jeff Mitcham from West Virginia.

542
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543
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545
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546
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547
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548
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You guys are very distracting.

549
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550
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551
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552
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553
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554
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555
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556
00:24:02.110 –> 00:24:06.470
T.R.U.R.L. at Yahoo dot com from Hartford, South Dakota.

557
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John Taylor and Lofi from Darlington.

558
00:24:09.710 –> 00:24:12.850
Thank you for following and hopefully for listening.

559
00:24:13.330 –> 00:24:15.850
You should pass that on to Matt on Letter Kenny.

560
00:24:16.150 –> 00:24:18.270
Last week, we were joined by our buddy Jason Eichard,

561
00:24:18.310 –> 00:24:20.630
who kicked out his favorite Squirrely Dan reaction scenes

562
00:24:20.630 –> 00:24:22.270
and a fun time was had by all.

563
00:24:22.390 –> 00:24:25.430
This week, our good buddy Dennis is kicking out

564
00:24:25.430 –> 00:24:27.590
his favorite Letter Kenny fight scene.

565
00:24:28.010 –> 00:24:29.650
So well, don’t bore us.

566
00:24:29.650 –> 00:24:30.510
Let’s get to the chorus.

567
00:24:31.210 –> 00:24:33.470
Dennis, it’s great to see you, buddy.

568
00:24:33.850 –> 00:24:35.410
Before we begin with your picks.

569
00:24:36.570 –> 00:24:38.690
How do you tie windowbell?

570
00:24:39.290 –> 00:24:40.390
No, that wasn’t the question.

571
00:24:40.510 –> 00:24:42.790
It’s not easy and it is not intuitive.

572
00:24:43.030 –> 00:24:44.570
No, it is not intuitive at all.

573
00:24:45.050 –> 00:24:46.570
What the fuck? Who made that shit up?

574
00:24:46.890 –> 00:24:49.030
Anyway, why don’t we talk about your credentials?

575
00:24:49.270 –> 00:24:52.650
What qualifies you to tell us about fights, fighting?

576
00:24:52.810 –> 00:24:54.670
Well, first, we have to play the hits.

577
00:24:54.690 –> 00:24:57.930
Yeah, because D.D.V.’s got to give a promo.

578
00:24:58.490 –> 00:24:59.530
Oh, OK.

579
00:25:00.070 –> 00:25:02.310
Born on a mountain top and raised in a cave,

580
00:25:02.490 –> 00:25:05.530
forged by steel and lightning to be your love slave.

581
00:25:05.850 –> 00:25:08.750
The world shakes with a clench of my fists,

582
00:25:09.110 –> 00:25:13.610
a ruggedly handsome force to be reckoned with, a tower of power

583
00:25:15.390 –> 00:25:17.390
that makes weaker men cower.

584
00:25:18.630 –> 00:25:21.050
Aiming to please, I’m an unbridled steed,

585
00:25:21.050 –> 00:25:24.450
making ladies weak in the knees with satisfaction guaranteed.

586
00:25:24.970 –> 00:25:26.730
You can call me D.D.V.

587
00:25:26.730 –> 00:25:31.150
Excellent. But I’m also a mountain of muscle with educated feet.

588
00:25:32.910 –> 00:25:36.610
The paragon of the octagon, a submission magician,

589
00:25:37.090 –> 00:25:40.210
the lights out Lothario, the dancing destroyer,

590
00:25:40.210 –> 00:25:43.890
the prince of pugilism, the king of sting, the fane of pain,

591
00:25:44.370 –> 00:25:47.030
the count of Monte Fisto, the master of disaster,

592
00:25:47.270 –> 00:25:49.990
the one and only demon, Dennis Guggen.

593
00:25:50.690 –> 00:25:52.350
Well done. Well done.

594
00:25:53.870 –> 00:25:56.010
We got a studio audience clap here.

595
00:25:56.010 –> 00:25:57.490
That’s amazing here.

596
00:25:58.130 –> 00:26:02.790
So my background, a you’ve chosen me as an authority on fighting

597
00:26:04.130 –> 00:26:09.050
is I actually started in martial arts in June of 1984,

598
00:26:09.050 –> 00:26:11.250
two weeks before the karate kid hit theaters.

599
00:26:11.450 –> 00:26:13.430
Oh, so you were the trendsetter.

600
00:26:13.530 –> 00:26:15.090
You were you didn’t do it because of the kid.

601
00:26:15.410 –> 00:26:19.130
I saw the change because it was mostly adults when I first started.

602
00:26:19.190 –> 00:26:21.930
And then there was a justice in

603
00:26:23.050 –> 00:26:28.210
a torrential downpour of children poured into the martial arts field.

604
00:26:28.830 –> 00:26:31.570
And I mean, I saw martial arts go from bare knuckle

605
00:26:32.130 –> 00:26:35.690
back fist, you know, kind of competition to everybody’s

606
00:26:35.690 –> 00:26:39.710
padded on every, you know, open into their bodies and stuff like that.

607
00:26:40.070 –> 00:26:41.670
So I saw that transition as well.

608
00:26:42.350 –> 00:26:46.170
But I started in Aikido, both traditional and Tomiki.

609
00:26:46.810 –> 00:26:49.610
I’ve done jujitsu, Japanese and Brazilian

610
00:26:50.210 –> 00:26:54.550
Jeet Kune Do, which is actually comprised of Chinese boxing, they call it.

611
00:26:54.750 –> 00:26:57.710
But it’s when Kung Fu, wrestling, boxing,

612
00:26:58.050 –> 00:27:00.170
and the stances actually come from fencing.

613
00:27:01.830 –> 00:27:04.970
I who jujitsu, which is the Japanese police

614
00:27:05.590 –> 00:27:08.410
martial art where you you’re empty handed,

615
00:27:08.550 –> 00:27:11.510
but you actually take on opponents with a weapon.

616
00:27:11.630 –> 00:27:14.590
So you learn how to disarm and, you know, do joint locks,

617
00:27:14.750 –> 00:27:16.170
take downs, that kind of stuff.

618
00:27:16.590 –> 00:27:19.590
I’ve also done Shotokan karate, American karate.

619
00:27:20.290 –> 00:27:22.990
Taekwondo, Krav Maga and Ninjutsu.

620
00:27:23.270 –> 00:27:24.970
Those are my primary fields.

621
00:27:25.030 –> 00:27:29.990
But I’ve trained in probably 60 or so different martial arts over time,

622
00:27:30.010 –> 00:27:32.330
because it was one of those things where when I was a kid,

623
00:27:33.010 –> 00:27:35.430
we’d be on a family field trip or, you know, like,

624
00:27:35.930 –> 00:27:38.690
you know, a trip across country or something like that.

625
00:27:38.730 –> 00:27:41.130
And my parents got sick of seeing me and they’d be like, you know what?

626
00:27:41.430 –> 00:27:44.090
Go to this dojo and they would just drop me off.

627
00:27:44.130 –> 00:27:48.210
I would hang out there for like an hour or so and send for yourself a class.

628
00:27:48.210 –> 00:27:50.790
Yeah. Well, it was just one of those things I’ve done.

629
00:27:50.810 –> 00:27:54.530
And I’ve been actively involved in martial arts for 38 years.

630
00:27:54.750 –> 00:27:59.610
I’ve done Grakka, Roman wrestling, professional wrestling, MMA, kickboxing.

631
00:28:01.230 –> 00:28:03.910
That’s like its own separate resume.

632
00:28:04.550 –> 00:28:05.190
Yeah, like, yeah.

633
00:28:05.290 –> 00:28:10.130
And in martial arts, in competition, I’ve done sparring forms, weapons,

634
00:28:10.690 –> 00:28:11.990
self-defense, teamwork.

635
00:28:12.890 –> 00:28:16.310
The weapons I trained in are, you know, post staff sword,

636
00:28:16.310 –> 00:28:20.090
Tonfa, Kama, Nunchaku, Sai, Escrima,

637
00:28:20.310 –> 00:28:23.270
which are Kali Sticks, Manriki Gussari fan.

638
00:28:23.290 –> 00:28:26.570
I’ve even done weapons forms with Wolverine clothes on.

639
00:28:26.730 –> 00:28:30.810
What? So, but like, don’t fuck with Dennis.

640
00:28:31.210 –> 00:28:32.890
But like, what makes you qualify?

641
00:28:33.730 –> 00:28:36.350
But what can you do with a high heel shoe?

642
00:28:37.830 –> 00:28:40.370
I’ve seen kickboxer. I’ve seen blood sport.

643
00:28:40.430 –> 00:28:42.770
I’ve seen those, too. All right. Now we’re talking.

644
00:28:44.730 –> 00:28:48.350
A movie that I just watched that my 15 year old son made made me watch

645
00:28:48.350 –> 00:28:51.530
was called Kung Fu Fury, Kung Fu Fury.

646
00:28:51.650 –> 00:28:53.650
That’s the panda movie. No.

647
00:28:55.290 –> 00:28:56.630
That’s what I thought.

648
00:28:57.150 –> 00:28:57.930
No, damn it, guys.

649
00:28:58.170 –> 00:28:59.970
Anyway, if you want to watch the funniest,

650
00:29:00.150 –> 00:29:04.350
cheesiest 1980s, like all sorts of stereotypes,

651
00:29:04.670 –> 00:29:06.290
really, really funny, really, really well done.

652
00:29:06.550 –> 00:29:08.690
It’s only half an hour long and freely available on YouTube.

653
00:29:08.870 –> 00:29:11.630
Check out Kung Fu Fury or Kung Fury, right?

654
00:29:11.630 –> 00:29:14.750
I think it’s it’s like a best drawn video kind of release

655
00:29:14.750 –> 00:29:18.590
where it looks like something that somebody, you know, they found the VHS

656
00:29:18.590 –> 00:29:20.790
and, you know, somebody’s basement somewhere.

657
00:29:21.210 –> 00:29:23.770
And it’s it’s a play on a lot of the 80s.

658
00:29:23.830 –> 00:29:28.290
It’s great. And it’s the result of a super successful kickstarter campaign.

659
00:29:28.470 –> 00:29:29.810
They were going for two hundred thousand.

660
00:29:29.890 –> 00:29:31.210
They ended up with six hundred thousand.

661
00:29:31.770 –> 00:29:34.290
I think they’re Swedish or something like that

662
00:29:35.310 –> 00:29:37.330
or from Sweden or Finland.

663
00:29:37.470 –> 00:29:40.050
I can’t remember now one of those Scandinavian countries.

664
00:29:40.050 –> 00:29:44.950
And and actually it became it’s so it was so successful

665
00:29:44.950 –> 00:29:46.270
that they’re coming out with the sequel.

666
00:29:46.610 –> 00:29:49.710
But the Hollywood actors that are tied to the sequel

667
00:29:50.350 –> 00:29:53.610
are incredible, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

668
00:29:54.510 –> 00:29:58.170
I came a bunch of I can’t think of who they are,

669
00:29:58.190 –> 00:30:01.930
but they’re all like a list of celebrities want in on the next

670
00:30:01.930 –> 00:30:05.050
Kung Fury movie. So it’s really, really funny.

671
00:30:05.890 –> 00:30:08.330
If you’re into that kind of cheesy Kung Fu genre,

672
00:30:08.330 –> 00:30:10.450
what kind of belts do you have then, Dennis?

673
00:30:10.690 –> 00:30:13.650
Oh, you’ve seen his belt collection and he’s got more metal than.

674
00:30:15.250 –> 00:30:16.530
God, I would have to show you.

675
00:30:16.750 –> 00:30:19.330
But it’s you know, people ask me, how many black belts do you have?

676
00:30:19.330 –> 00:30:23.070
And I’m like, well, if you know, I have a six to six degree

677
00:30:23.070 –> 00:30:25.330
in American karate, I have a fourth degree in Tongsudo.

678
00:30:25.650 –> 00:30:27.510
I have a third degree in Aiki Jiu Jitsu.

679
00:30:27.710 –> 00:30:31.510
I have second degrees in Aikido Jiu Jitsu, Jikundo.

680
00:30:32.350 –> 00:30:33.030
So do you?

681
00:30:33.350 –> 00:30:36.450
So it’s like, you know, I have first degree black belts in.

682
00:30:37.590 –> 00:30:39.910
Probably nine different disciplines of martial arts,

683
00:30:40.010 –> 00:30:43.310
and then I have, you know, several degrees above that and others

684
00:30:43.810 –> 00:30:46.910
like Taekwondo, I have a green belt because my instructor quit.

685
00:30:47.190 –> 00:30:49.290
You know, it was I got orphaned.

686
00:30:49.290 –> 00:30:52.030
So what you’re saying is my my daughter, my eight year old daughter

687
00:30:52.030 –> 00:30:53.710
has a chance to beat you at Taekwondo.

688
00:30:55.190 –> 00:30:56.510
So I have a question. I have a question.

689
00:30:56.590 –> 00:30:59.750
So if you’re going into a competition and you’re doing

690
00:31:00.270 –> 00:31:04.910
one of the many things, if you do like a move

691
00:31:04.910 –> 00:31:08.690
that is part of another discipline,

692
00:31:09.750 –> 00:31:10.290
do you get up?

693
00:31:10.630 –> 00:31:12.510
Do you get like deducted points for that?

694
00:31:12.590 –> 00:31:14.570
Like, do you have to stay within your discipline

695
00:31:14.570 –> 00:31:16.510
what while you’re in competition?

696
00:31:16.790 –> 00:31:18.570
Not necessarily. It’s just like a free throw.

697
00:31:18.590 –> 00:31:22.070
It’s you know, a certain number of techniques are allowed

698
00:31:22.070 –> 00:31:25.310
within competition and any judge worth their salt’s going to,

699
00:31:25.310 –> 00:31:28.850
you know, let the competitors know in advance of competition.

700
00:31:29.050 –> 00:31:31.330
You know, there’s no low blows like I’ve been to tournaments

701
00:31:31.330 –> 00:31:33.170
where you can do sweeps and groin kicks.

702
00:31:33.170 –> 00:31:35.430
And I mean, in the black belt division,

703
00:31:35.570 –> 00:31:37.030
you can punch somebody square in the face.

704
00:31:37.730 –> 00:31:40.070
So because at that level, you should be able to defend yourself

705
00:31:40.070 –> 00:31:41.110
if you really know what you’re doing.

706
00:31:43.350 –> 00:31:44.850
So it’s not want to come.

707
00:31:44.930 –> 00:31:45.970
It is its own animal.

708
00:31:46.190 –> 00:31:49.630
But mostly it’s just backfist, reverse punch, sidekick,

709
00:31:50.130 –> 00:31:51.210
roundhouse, hook kick.

710
00:31:51.710 –> 00:31:54.130
You know, there are only usually 10 techniques

711
00:31:54.130 –> 00:31:56.990
that any skilled practitioner is going to use in competition.

712
00:31:57.630 –> 00:32:00.870
All right. Well, tell us about what you what you’re doing tonight.

713
00:32:00.870 –> 00:32:03.730
Like, what what did you, you know, what did you do?

714
00:32:03.750 –> 00:32:06.030
All right. The way that I broke it down is, you know,

715
00:32:06.110 –> 00:32:08.250
and we’re starting with the top 10, by the way, FYI,

716
00:32:08.290 –> 00:32:09.830
we’re starting with the top. Starting with the top.

717
00:32:10.210 –> 00:32:13.790
OK. Well, what I want people to pay attention to

718
00:32:13.790 –> 00:32:16.110
when they’re watching the fights from Letterkenny is,

719
00:32:16.110 –> 00:32:18.210
you know, look for the things that work.

720
00:32:18.370 –> 00:32:20.350
Why is it that Wayne has it?

721
00:32:20.370 –> 00:32:22.050
Why is he the toughest guy in Letterkenny?

722
00:32:22.190 –> 00:32:23.510
Why does he win these fights?

723
00:32:23.510 –> 00:32:27.210
And I can actually see it as I’ll call myself an expert.

724
00:32:28.290 –> 00:32:29.410
We’ll call you an expert.

725
00:32:30.130 –> 00:32:30.890
You’re an expert.

726
00:32:30.930 –> 00:32:31.630
What are your credentials?

727
00:32:32.310 –> 00:32:35.350
He just said we’re going to be here a while.

728
00:32:35.410 –> 00:32:36.930
Yeah, exactly. You got a couple of hours.

729
00:32:37.370 –> 00:32:40.390
Anyway, what Wayne does and you can watch this

730
00:32:40.390 –> 00:32:42.970
when he fights is one of the first things he always does

731
00:32:42.970 –> 00:32:45.170
is push the opposite shoulder of his opponent.

732
00:32:45.550 –> 00:32:47.790
What that does is throw off their center of balance.

733
00:32:48.770 –> 00:32:51.290
And in martial arts, we call that the hip axis.

734
00:32:51.790 –> 00:32:54.670
If somebody’s squaring up against you, they’re in a power position.

735
00:32:54.790 –> 00:32:57.870
It’s a lot easier for them to throw a heavier strike

736
00:32:57.870 –> 00:33:00.870
if they’re offset or off balance a little bit.

737
00:33:01.110 –> 00:33:03.310
They’re not going to throw a very proficient strike.

738
00:33:03.650 –> 00:33:05.910
So one of the best things you can do and Wayne does this,

739
00:33:06.170 –> 00:33:08.770
he pushes the opposite shoulder that throws them off of their balance

740
00:33:08.770 –> 00:33:09.610
a little bit.

741
00:33:10.750 –> 00:33:14.030
So one of the best things that you can do in any fight.

742
00:33:14.330 –> 00:33:16.390
And like I’m going to use this as an opportunity

743
00:33:16.390 –> 00:33:19.250
to try to teach a little bit, because I want people out there

744
00:33:19.250 –> 00:33:20.730
to be able to protect themselves.

745
00:33:20.750 –> 00:33:23.130
And if this is a venue by which I can do that, great.

746
00:33:23.670 –> 00:33:26.470
You know, drawing the guard and following up

747
00:33:26.470 –> 00:33:29.910
are the two most important things that you can do in any combat situation.

748
00:33:30.570 –> 00:33:31.990
You distract and attack.

749
00:33:32.570 –> 00:33:35.290
You know, if I can draw somebody’s attention to one thing

750
00:33:35.290 –> 00:33:36.850
and then hit them with something they don’t see,

751
00:33:37.090 –> 00:33:38.830
that’s the best case scenario for me.

752
00:33:39.710 –> 00:33:42.050
So when Wayne pushes that opposite shoulder,

753
00:33:42.410 –> 00:33:44.150
throws them off a little bit, then he follows up.

754
00:33:44.150 –> 00:33:48.490
You’ll see him connect with the next follow up strike or he’ll grab something.

755
00:33:48.550 –> 00:33:50.850
He grabs a hold of their shirt, their arm.

756
00:33:51.070 –> 00:33:53.670
If you take one arm out of the equation, that’s one for your arm

757
00:33:53.670 –> 00:33:55.010
that can strike you. Right.

758
00:33:55.010 –> 00:33:57.210
So that’s one of the things that you want to think about

759
00:33:57.210 –> 00:33:59.830
and watch these things as they happen. Also.

760
00:34:01.270 –> 00:34:04.550
Watch what Wayne does to his opponents.

761
00:34:05.950 –> 00:34:09.650
When he’s done, he doesn’t talk trash.

762
00:34:10.830 –> 00:34:13.730
He doesn’t go up, he doesn’t throw foul techniques.

763
00:34:15.070 –> 00:34:18.070
He extends his hand, he gives him a handshake or a hand up.

764
00:34:18.830 –> 00:34:20.790
The best thing that you can do in a combat situation,

765
00:34:20.810 –> 00:34:23.010
if the other person is not a complete a-hole,

766
00:34:23.489 –> 00:34:26.210
you don’t want to make enemies when you don’t have to.

767
00:34:26.530 –> 00:34:28.670
Don’t make enemies when you can make allies.

768
00:34:28.750 –> 00:34:30.650
And this is really important throughout Letter County,

769
00:34:31.350 –> 00:34:34.690
where you see the family that he makes out of all those dudes

770
00:34:34.690 –> 00:34:39.389
that come walking up the laneway and he takes them out.

771
00:34:39.770 –> 00:34:42.230
He extends a hand, he brings them into the fold.

772
00:34:42.730 –> 00:34:46.370
Joint boy, Tyson, anybody that he’s had a one on one with

773
00:34:46.370 –> 00:34:49.170
that wasn’t a jerk, he brought them into the fold.

774
00:34:49.190 –> 00:34:51.389
And you can see those teams build over time.

775
00:34:51.389 –> 00:34:54.010
And that’s going to be important in the rundown that we do.

776
00:34:54.290 –> 00:34:56.230
Cool. All right, well, I’m going to bring it up here

777
00:34:56.230 –> 00:35:00.110
and share my screen real quick and get started with these

778
00:35:00.110 –> 00:35:02.810
because I’m looking forward to you got some really great picks.

779
00:35:04.330 –> 00:35:05.270
OK, here we go.

780
00:35:05.350 –> 00:35:07.590
We’re going to start with number 10.

781
00:35:10.700 –> 00:35:13.720
Dennis’s top 10 letter Kenny Scrap Scenes.

782
00:35:16.780 –> 00:35:17.740
Number 10.

783
00:35:18.180 –> 00:35:20.180
Stand off. Then quick as a kitten.

784
00:35:20.180 –> 00:35:20.700
Perfect stay.

785
00:35:20.700 –> 00:35:23.300
Fucking sandwich tray goes flying, pot of golds up in the air

786
00:35:23.300 –> 00:35:25.160
and Sammy Sammich spears me to the floor.

787
00:35:27.100 –> 00:35:29.180
You would have thought security would have broken it up.

788
00:35:29.380 –> 00:35:31.540
But Riley and Josie just stood there like a bunch of ten

789
00:35:31.540 –> 00:35:33.340
ply halfwits sniffing each other’s farts.

790
00:35:34.540 –> 00:35:37.180
I’m about to tap out like the fucking Sally went out of nowhere.

791
00:35:37.540 –> 00:35:40.700
Legendary comes swooping in and lays the beats down on Sammy Sammich.

792
00:35:47.690 –> 00:35:48.910
It was entrancing.

793
00:35:49.870 –> 00:35:51.710
All right, so that’s number 10.

794
00:35:51.830 –> 00:35:53.190
Care to talk about this one?

795
00:35:53.670 –> 00:35:56.090
That’s a perfect example of sometimes the story is better

796
00:35:56.090 –> 00:35:58.990
than the actual fight, but sometimes it helps.

797
00:35:58.990 –> 00:36:01.250
You know, when there’s a cool fight, you got a great story out of it.

798
00:36:01.250 –> 00:36:02.950
You know, it served its purpose.

799
00:36:03.170 –> 00:36:05.690
And for me, that one, it was, you know, you saw a spear.

800
00:36:06.010 –> 00:36:08.950
It was the introduction of legendary and everybody’s

801
00:36:08.950 –> 00:36:10.110
kind of recounting the evening.

802
00:36:10.330 –> 00:36:13.950
I like the way that the the episode was kind of, you know,

803
00:36:15.050 –> 00:36:18.190
and then Dan afterward, he talks about the Texas clover leaf

804
00:36:18.190 –> 00:36:20.290
and the the scorpion death lock.

805
00:36:20.290 –> 00:36:22.750
So as a wrestling nerd, you know, I was all ears.

806
00:36:22.950 –> 00:36:24.910
Yeah. So those are actual moves.

807
00:36:24.910 –> 00:36:26.830
Oh, yeah. Those are the names.

808
00:36:27.030 –> 00:36:29.590
This clover leaf is what they call a figure four position.

809
00:36:29.630 –> 00:36:30.590
You type somebody’s legs.

810
00:36:30.730 –> 00:36:33.650
But the the Texas clover leaf, you actually do with your arms.

811
00:36:33.930 –> 00:36:37.010
You put their legs in a figure four shape.

812
00:36:38.170 –> 00:36:39.510
I’ll do it on camera.

813
00:36:39.590 –> 00:36:41.870
But you know, you tie up their legs.

814
00:36:42.070 –> 00:36:45.790
You step over, you sit on their back and you lift their legs with your arms.

815
00:36:46.190 –> 00:36:49.630
Yeah. Is it the same kind of position you get in WWF wrestling?

816
00:36:50.050 –> 00:36:53.270
That is the one of like Dean Malenko was probably the best

817
00:36:53.270 –> 00:36:55.630
own practitioner that uses the Texas clover leaf.

818
00:36:55.990 –> 00:36:58.370
But the scorpion death lock is actually Sting’s move,

819
00:36:58.590 –> 00:37:02.810
which is a rip off of Bret the Hitman Hart sharpshooter being Canadian.

820
00:37:02.850 –> 00:37:04.210
I’m sure you’re going to appreciate that.

821
00:37:04.210 –> 00:37:05.470
Yes. Yes.

822
00:37:06.450 –> 00:37:07.650
But yeah, the scorpion

823
00:37:07.650 –> 00:37:09.550
death lock and the sharpshooter are the same move.

824
00:37:09.710 –> 00:37:12.410
Got it. But that’s actually done with one leg inside.

825
00:37:12.430 –> 00:37:16.670
And then you you maintain control of the legs with your arms.

826
00:37:16.790 –> 00:37:19.090
Oh, I was. So here’s the surprise.

827
00:37:19.190 –> 00:37:22.690
We’re going to clear the table and try reenacting some of these moves now.

828
00:37:22.690 –> 00:37:24.030
That’s why you guys are here, really.

829
00:37:24.070 –> 00:37:26.890
Oh, I mastered the figure four leg lock when I was in elementary school.

830
00:37:27.330 –> 00:37:29.390
I can I can I can throw it on you right now.

831
00:37:29.390 –> 00:37:32.050
Well, I’ve got a meniscus issue, but Matt, Matt is.

832
00:37:33.430 –> 00:37:35.530
I don’t I don’t handle pain very well.

833
00:37:36.510 –> 00:37:38.790
And I’m not very big either.

834
00:37:39.350 –> 00:37:40.850
Awesome. Well, let’s do it.

835
00:37:41.510 –> 00:37:43.990
Well, we’ll record that later for for Twitter.

836
00:37:44.050 –> 00:37:45.830
Here we go. Next number nine.

837
00:37:47.410 –> 00:37:54.040
Number nine. Great episode.

838
00:37:54.840 –> 00:37:56.780
So there’s no talking in this.

839
00:37:56.780 –> 00:37:58.600
Can we tell us a little bit?

840
00:37:58.780 –> 00:38:02.400
Yeah, this is a part right, Jay episode.

841
00:38:05.000 –> 00:38:08.160
Is that is that what’s his name?

842
00:38:08.360 –> 00:38:10.420
Ginger kind of looks like him.

843
00:38:10.860 –> 00:38:13.460
Without the glass, it looks like it, but I don’t think that’s the one.

844
00:38:13.500 –> 00:38:18.960
So the the Hicks and the natives are taking care of the hard right.

845
00:38:21.000 –> 00:38:23.900
Protesters, the things I liked about this was actually like bulldozer

846
00:38:23.900 –> 00:38:27.900
Dan coming through there and plowing through like six dudes at the very beginning.

847
00:38:28.580 –> 00:38:31.400
Yeah. Now, hard right, Jay walks into tennis.

848
00:38:31.480 –> 00:38:32.900
She throws him to the ground.

849
00:38:36.540 –> 00:38:37.640
It’s on top of him.

850
00:38:37.640 –> 00:38:39.940
And for a split second there, I’m very jealous of him.

851
00:38:40.100 –> 00:38:42.080
And she hits him with the hard right.

852
00:38:43.360 –> 00:38:49.600
Oh, and here’s our Peewees playhouse word of the day.

853
00:38:49.720 –> 00:38:50.600
Come up and.

854
00:38:52.600 –> 00:38:53.940
That’s what I like, you know,

855
00:38:53.980 –> 00:38:56.460
because he was out there talking crap to all the natives

856
00:38:56.460 –> 00:38:58.260
and Dennis got the final say.

857
00:38:58.260 –> 00:39:01.800
Yeah, it’s a great scene, too, with with the tennis talking back to him.

858
00:39:02.620 –> 00:39:05.980
Any any technique there is it just just could come up and.

859
00:39:06.320 –> 00:39:08.140
Yeah, spears and hair pulls.

860
00:39:08.960 –> 00:39:11.340
It’s not on the side of practicality.

861
00:39:11.520 –> 00:39:12.140
No. All right.

862
00:39:12.140 –> 00:39:13.360
Here we go. Number eight.

863
00:39:16.490 –> 00:39:17.370
Number eight.

864
00:39:20.710 –> 00:39:24.370
Lays Hicks is Hicks Lays Hicks and Lays Freaks, right?

865
00:39:24.450 –> 00:39:26.030
That’s right. Thank you.

866
00:39:26.030 –> 00:39:27.010
Thank you, Mr. Guggen.

867
00:39:28.130 –> 00:39:31.790
The Hicks and Fricks band together to beat up the DGENs.

868
00:39:32.510 –> 00:39:36.230
This is a classic elementary school play yard move right there.

869
00:39:36.370 –> 00:39:39.750
Get in behind somebody and they get pushed over you.

870
00:39:41.610 –> 00:39:43.890
Now, watch out if they actually use the clothes.

871
00:39:45.290 –> 00:39:48.250
That was a good move by Wayne, that double elbow. Yeah.

872
00:39:49.470 –> 00:39:51.830
It feels very much like a hockey fight.

873
00:39:52.270 –> 00:39:55.350
They’re grabbing their shoulders, grabbing the pads and stuff.

874
00:39:55.690 –> 00:39:57.250
Pads. Clothes.

875
00:39:58.490 –> 00:40:00.090
What’s important, this one is teamwork.

876
00:40:01.190 –> 00:40:03.530
Teamwork. Go sports.

877
00:40:06.930 –> 00:40:08.610
So you watch distraction action.

878
00:40:09.630 –> 00:40:12.030
This is another thing that you’re going to notice a lot in these fights.

879
00:40:12.210 –> 00:40:13.430
It’s all the dudes fighting.

880
00:40:13.710 –> 00:40:16.610
They pan to the girls or they pan across the ladies.

881
00:40:17.090 –> 00:40:18.990
Yeah. Yeah, I noticed that. Yeah.

882
00:40:31.110 –> 00:40:42.580
Teamwork. Why would you stop for a smoke halfway through the fight?

883
00:40:42.820 –> 00:40:43.820
Right. That’s over.

884
00:40:55.130 –> 00:40:58.270
Nothing makes allies like a common enemy. Mm hmm.

885
00:40:58.730 –> 00:41:02.630
Yeah. So, Dennis, would you say that Wayne’s

886
00:41:02.730 –> 00:41:05.910
fights are more rounded, like his shoulders are rounded,

887
00:41:06.330 –> 00:41:09.950
his his his punches are rounded like hockey or?

888
00:41:11.290 –> 00:41:13.910
He’s got more like a drop boxing stance.

889
00:41:14.050 –> 00:41:18.010
You’ll notice he kind of he squares his shoulder, but he’ll he’ll lower the front.

890
00:41:18.590 –> 00:41:23.010
But that’s because he uses his jab to establish perimeter when he’s fighting.

891
00:41:23.170 –> 00:41:24.910
He kind of rolls into his position, right?

892
00:41:25.170 –> 00:41:26.810
Like brings everything. Well, one of those things.

893
00:41:27.030 –> 00:41:29.710
Reason that comes in handy is when you’re squaring up with somebody

894
00:41:29.710 –> 00:41:31.070
and you dip a shoulder like that,

895
00:41:31.070 –> 00:41:34.650
you can take a punch to the shoulder and still follow up with your own.

896
00:41:34.650 –> 00:41:37.250
I think we’ll see more than a little more condensed.

897
00:41:37.250 –> 00:41:40.990
So when actually somebody’s actually showing throwing like body shots,

898
00:41:41.130 –> 00:41:42.150
you’re more condensed.

899
00:41:42.550 –> 00:41:45.230
You’re you’re, you know, more solid when they hit you.

900
00:41:45.230 –> 00:41:47.990
Because we don’t know Wayne to be a hockey player, right?

901
00:41:48.070 –> 00:41:51.650
Like in in in the show letter, Kenny, he’s just you know,

902
00:41:51.650 –> 00:41:53.290
he’s a he’s a farmer, right?

903
00:41:53.470 –> 00:41:55.350
He’s he’s bailing his.

904
00:41:55.430 –> 00:41:55.910
Yeah, good point.

905
00:41:56.190 –> 00:41:58.770
His fighting style isn’t necessarily a hockey player’s fighting.

906
00:41:58.770 –> 00:42:01.250
But I always wondered if that roundedness

907
00:42:01.250 –> 00:42:06.110
and and the way he kind of barrels his his arm over or around.

908
00:42:06.450 –> 00:42:07.730
What I see a little bit of it.

909
00:42:07.790 –> 00:42:11.130
What what you really see with hockey fighting is you post,

910
00:42:11.330 –> 00:42:13.070
you grab a hold of them with one hand

911
00:42:13.070 –> 00:42:16.230
and then you’ll see them multidirectional counterstrike.

912
00:42:16.230 –> 00:42:17.530
So they go over top.

913
00:42:17.810 –> 00:42:18.810
They go underneath.

914
00:42:19.090 –> 00:42:20.270
They go over top.

915
00:42:20.410 –> 00:42:23.730
You know, they kind of switch it up a little bit with Wayne

916
00:42:23.730 –> 00:42:26.930
because he’ll throw an uppercut and then he’ll throw a hook.

917
00:42:28.010 –> 00:42:29.690
All right, let’s see.

918
00:42:29.810 –> 00:42:31.750
Number seven here.

919
00:42:33.810 –> 00:42:35.930
Number seven.

920
00:42:36.310 –> 00:42:37.630
You better.

921
00:42:37.750 –> 00:42:38.650
Oh, I love this one.

922
00:42:39.070 –> 00:42:42.670
Yes, great music.

923
00:42:43.670 –> 00:42:46.130
Common theme that you’ll see, especially with my suggestions,

924
00:42:46.290 –> 00:42:48.790
are music, montage and cinematography.

925
00:42:49.690 –> 00:42:51.730
And letter, Kenny does it better than anybody.

926
00:42:51.930 –> 00:42:53.030
There’s Dirks.

927
00:42:53.030 –> 00:42:57.710
If you don’t stop, yeah, there’s another pan for the ladies.

928
00:42:58.390 –> 00:43:03.470
That goes to this is the classic fight where Dirks gets his comeuppance.

929
00:43:12.640 –> 00:43:15.900
You’re not wrong about the music, the positioning of some of these songs.

930
00:43:16.120 –> 00:43:18.560
And you wouldn’t normally find them in scenes like this.

931
00:43:18.640 –> 00:43:22.000
And it just it works better than you ever would have imagined it to.

932
00:43:22.340 –> 00:43:23.520
The choices are amazing.

933
00:43:23.520 –> 00:43:24.520
I love it.

934
00:43:24.820 –> 00:43:28.440
You cannot fathom how difficult it must be to choose something like this,

935
00:43:28.480 –> 00:43:30.080
but they make great choices.

936
00:43:30.080 –> 00:43:34.040
I love how Gaylor is just like getting her jollies off, watching us.

937
00:43:45.230 –> 00:43:47.290
So wild hit haymaker from the.

938
00:43:47.710 –> 00:43:49.310
Oh, what’s the name of this track again?

939
00:43:50.230 –> 00:43:51.330
Oh, I forget.

940
00:43:51.430 –> 00:43:52.490
Is it on your is it on your list?

941
00:43:52.590 –> 00:44:00.160
It’s on the list, but I think it’s called I’ll burn you down or something.

942
00:44:00.320 –> 00:44:02.080
Is it? It’s really good.

943
00:44:03.180 –> 00:44:04.420
I’ll burn you down.

944
00:44:06.200 –> 00:44:08.260
Dirks looking a little scared, you know,

945
00:44:12.580 –> 00:44:15.740
because it gets dragged across the room to Katie’s feet.

946
00:44:16.420 –> 00:44:22.490
Yeah, she stands over him to just give him one last glimpse.

947
00:44:34.170 –> 00:44:36.350
Drives his head into the ground.

948
00:44:36.450 –> 00:44:37.330
Put them down.

949
00:44:41.780 –> 00:44:45.360
Normally not a flattering angle for women, but in this case, it works.

950
00:44:46.200 –> 00:44:47.320
It’s not.

951
00:44:47.380 –> 00:44:48.360
That’s a good scene.

952
00:44:48.740 –> 00:44:49.420
It’s a great scene.

953
00:44:50.100 –> 00:44:54.240
That one is King of Suckers Hicks versus Roid Bros

954
00:44:54.240 –> 00:44:56.360
from season 10, episode one.

955
00:44:57.260 –> 00:44:58.720
Yeah. What else can you say?

956
00:44:58.860 –> 00:45:01.160
The music is a bit of a sucker punch, though, from the beginning

957
00:45:01.160 –> 00:45:05.360
with Wayne kind of being behind somebody when he’s done.

958
00:45:05.960 –> 00:45:07.860
Yeah, he’s the king of suckers.

959
00:45:08.020 –> 00:45:10.320
I think we talked about that when it happened, too.

960
00:45:10.320 –> 00:45:13.660
And we put in a place that it’s a regular for him.

961
00:45:14.320 –> 00:45:16.260
He finishes clean, but he starts dirty.

962
00:45:16.980 –> 00:45:17.640
That’s true.

963
00:45:17.800 –> 00:45:20.320
Well, I think from what what what Dennis has said,

964
00:45:20.560 –> 00:45:23.180
you want to finish the fight as quick as possible.

965
00:45:23.680 –> 00:45:24.600
But it ain’t got to be pretty.

966
00:45:25.280 –> 00:45:28.820
Doesn’t he hit hit him in the face, though?

967
00:45:29.180 –> 00:45:32.200
Or does he just bang his head off his head off the floor?

968
00:45:32.460 –> 00:45:33.760
I thought there was one more punch there.

969
00:45:33.800 –> 00:45:35.500
No, no, that’s how the scene ends.

970
00:45:36.000 –> 00:45:39.380
Now, in the next scene here, we’re going to see a little

971
00:45:39.380 –> 00:45:43.500
an example of Wayne squaring off the way that Dennis described it.

972
00:45:44.060 –> 00:45:46.080
This is I’ll kind of telestrate this one

973
00:45:46.080 –> 00:45:48.280
just so I can give you a walk through. All right.

974
00:45:50.440 –> 00:45:51.400
Number six.

975
00:45:57.310 –> 00:46:00.010
Oh, this is don’t come up the lane.

976
00:46:00.310 –> 00:46:07.700
Yeah. If I heard this song on the radio, I would not be thinking of it.

977
00:46:08.540 –> 00:46:09.980
Oh, this is Raddatz.

978
00:46:10.560 –> 00:46:12.100
No, this one’s Sled Ted.

979
00:46:12.800 –> 00:46:13.680
Season one.

980
00:46:17.720 –> 00:46:19.160
I see the road still there.

981
00:46:19.160 –> 00:46:20.280
Yeah, that was a distance.

982
00:46:21.220 –> 00:46:24.040
A perimeter with the jab uses his environment.

983
00:46:24.120 –> 00:46:25.100
That’s very important.

984
00:46:27.080 –> 00:46:29.200
So it’s OK to throw someone into a truck.

985
00:46:34.260 –> 00:46:37.440
See how he goes to the ribs over top changes lanes.

986
00:46:39.340 –> 00:46:41.540
You don’t want to necessarily go off the screen.

987
00:46:41.700 –> 00:46:43.600
You want to create the opening that you want.

988
00:46:44.040 –> 00:46:46.460
So what he’s doing there is when you hit somebody in the ribs,

989
00:46:46.520 –> 00:46:48.320
it will drop an elbow elbow down.

990
00:46:48.320 –> 00:46:49.960
That’s what we call a wing position.

991
00:46:50.300 –> 00:46:52.960
And when they cover up the ribs, they’re actually opening up their face.

992
00:46:54.740 –> 00:46:57.280
So if you hit somebody in the ribs, they drop their arms.

993
00:46:57.480 –> 00:46:58.380
You pop them in the face.

994
00:46:58.380 –> 00:46:59.700
And that’s what Wayne was doing there.

995
00:46:59.720 –> 00:47:02.240
He would hit on the ribs and then hit him in the head.

996
00:47:02.420 –> 00:47:03.800
There you go.

997
00:47:04.260 –> 00:47:04.960
Do we know?

998
00:47:04.960 –> 00:47:08.220
I mean, do we know anything about Kiso’s background

999
00:47:08.220 –> 00:47:09.420
with fighting?

1000
00:47:10.040 –> 00:47:12.500
Like, as I mean, what you’re describing sounds like he really knows what he’s doing.

1001
00:47:12.940 –> 00:47:15.500
So this knowledge has been passed into the show somehow.

1002
00:47:15.800 –> 00:47:16.740
I just think it’s great.

1003
00:47:16.960 –> 00:47:19.860
Yeah, because when I look at it, I see those things and I’m like,

1004
00:47:21.280 –> 00:47:23.580
somebody is giving it some right because you’re describing

1005
00:47:23.580 –> 00:47:24.120
what you’re describing.

1006
00:47:24.200 –> 00:47:26.460
Sounds like he’s doing a lot of correct things.

1007
00:47:26.540 –> 00:47:29.200
Well, for example, Tyson, Jay, Jay Burton.

1008
00:47:29.780 –> 00:47:30.720
I mean, they’re close friends.

1009
00:47:30.800 –> 00:47:33.620
I think he’s like they’re really close.

1010
00:47:33.840 –> 00:47:36.100
And Jay Burton, I believe, is an MMA fighter.

1011
00:47:36.100 –> 00:47:37.120
Oh, is he? Isn’t he?

1012
00:47:37.120 –> 00:47:38.200
And so is Joe Gagne.

1013
00:47:38.340 –> 00:47:39.120
And so is Joe Gagne.

1014
00:47:39.980 –> 00:47:43.600
So he hangs out with those guys, whether he fights himself or not.

1015
00:47:43.700 –> 00:47:44.000
I don’t know.

1016
00:47:44.180 –> 00:47:45.980
But so it’s choreographed, though, right?

1017
00:47:46.160 –> 00:47:47.380
Yeah, it’s always choreographed.

1018
00:47:47.400 –> 00:47:48.380
But someone’s the consultant.

1019
00:47:48.760 –> 00:47:51.740
Yeah, yeah, it may be the consultant that’s making up for it.

1020
00:47:51.740 –> 00:47:54.800
But I mean, there is obviously somebody that knows what they’re doing.

1021
00:47:54.920 –> 00:47:55.640
That’s orchestrating.

1022
00:47:55.940 –> 00:47:58.300
Yeah. Here we go with the next ones from the same episode.

1023
00:47:58.380 –> 00:48:00.060
The next two are from the same episode.

1024
00:48:00.280 –> 00:48:01.760
So here we go.

1025
00:48:02.000 –> 00:48:03.320
Number five.

1026
00:48:03.880 –> 00:48:06.240
Let’s fucking do this fucking square off.

1027
00:48:06.240 –> 00:48:09.580
So what you want to look for here is the efficient body shots.

1028
00:48:14.420 –> 00:48:15.140
Wild elbow.

1029
00:48:16.940 –> 00:48:18.940
If you’re going hard to hard, you want to throw an elbow.

1030
00:48:19.200 –> 00:48:20.500
That’s going to put somebody out.

1031
00:48:20.720 –> 00:48:22.600
But he establishes a perimeter with a jab.

1032
00:48:22.940 –> 00:48:23.900
Probably going to put the heel.

1033
00:48:26.240 –> 00:48:27.460
Again, use of environment.

1034
00:48:27.620 –> 00:48:29.620
He’s a opponent. You stretch him in the sternum.

1035
00:48:29.640 –> 00:48:30.880
That’s going to take out a breathing.

1036
00:48:30.900 –> 00:48:32.320
Hey, he’s pulling air. He’s pulling air.

1037
00:48:33.920 –> 00:48:35.720
Come on, come on, come on, come on.

1038
00:48:35.820 –> 00:48:37.240
That’s not that shitty Wolverine.

1039
00:48:37.920 –> 00:48:38.800
Shitty Wolverine.

1040
00:48:38.800 –> 00:48:39.900
That’s so true.

1041
00:48:40.040 –> 00:48:40.700
Up we get.

1042
00:48:41.520 –> 00:48:42.500
Grabs his shirt.

1043
00:48:43.520 –> 00:48:44.980
That’s a hockey move.

1044
00:48:55.750 –> 00:48:58.780
Solar plexus.

1045
00:48:58.980 –> 00:48:59.680
Up we get.

1046
00:49:01.360 –> 00:49:02.300
Right into the pocket.

1047
00:49:02.580 –> 00:49:05.860
Yeah, it’s such a cool move, like the follow through into the pocket

1048
00:49:05.860 –> 00:49:08.700
for that confidence, like he knew it was over the second he threw that.

1049
00:49:10.480 –> 00:49:13.020
So what he does is he chooses his zones well.

1050
00:49:13.160 –> 00:49:14.720
He goes left, right, left, right.

1051
00:49:14.740 –> 00:49:15.920
He goes low. He goes high.

1052
00:49:15.920 –> 00:49:16.840
He mixes it up.

1053
00:49:17.300 –> 00:49:19.940
So you’re you’re not, you know, constantly covering up

1054
00:49:19.940 –> 00:49:21.100
the same thing that he just did.

1055
00:49:21.200 –> 00:49:23.680
He’s not hitting the same thing with defense there.

1056
00:49:23.700 –> 00:49:26.140
He’s actually creating an opening and then following up.

1057
00:49:26.380 –> 00:49:28.540
So he was completely open there.

1058
00:49:28.560 –> 00:49:33.220
His face was open, but he went for the the sternum.

1059
00:49:33.220 –> 00:49:37.040
Is there what that does is if you hit somebody on the solar plexus,

1060
00:49:37.100 –> 00:49:41.400
what it does is compresses their diaphragm and that’ll flatten their lungs.

1061
00:49:41.420 –> 00:49:44.360
It dry. You know, they call it knocking the wind out of somebody for a reason.

1062
00:49:44.360 –> 00:49:46.400
You hit them the solar plexus.

1063
00:49:46.560 –> 00:49:48.160
Diaphragm presses their lungs shut.

1064
00:49:48.680 –> 00:49:50.420
They’re not taking an efficient breath.

1065
00:49:50.780 –> 00:49:54.900
What they do is they become a poxic, which, you know, like

1066
00:49:54.900 –> 00:49:59.000
there’s not enough oxygen in in their bloodstream after a while.

1067
00:49:59.000 –> 00:50:00.860
There’s something you can take away from somebody.

1068
00:50:02.240 –> 00:50:04.780
No air, no blood, no thoughts.

1069
00:50:05.240 –> 00:50:06.460
So then easy peasy go for that.

1070
00:50:06.480 –> 00:50:07.460
Take away their oxygen.

1071
00:50:07.560 –> 00:50:09.660
You take away their ability to think

1072
00:50:10.900 –> 00:50:15.680
cohesively and then, you know, you keep beating on them until they stop coming at you.

1073
00:50:15.940 –> 00:50:17.220
Yeah, there you go.

1074
00:50:17.240 –> 00:50:19.700
Who knew there’s so much thought and science in this?

1075
00:50:21.680 –> 00:50:22.880
And number four.

1076
00:50:23.660 –> 00:50:24.440
We done talking?

1077
00:50:27.560 –> 00:50:29.500
What’s important in the fight between wind and joint

1078
00:50:29.500 –> 00:50:31.260
boy is taking on a larger opponent.

1079
00:50:31.780 –> 00:50:33.980
It’s really, really an advantage

1080
00:50:34.620 –> 00:50:39.300
for muscle power because it takes a lot of oxygen to fuel all that muscle tissue.

1081
00:50:39.300 –> 00:50:41.900
So taking away their wind is really important.

1082
00:50:41.960 –> 00:50:46.640
If you gas somebody else, taking away their oxygen takes away their ability to strike.

1083
00:50:47.080 –> 00:50:48.220
Can I just stop for a second?

1084
00:50:48.360 –> 00:50:52.040
The guy in the back corner, the background in the left is Max Buffard,

1085
00:50:53.040 –> 00:50:53.780
a.k.a. J.J.

1086
00:50:53.980 –> 00:50:54.620
Frankie J.J.

1087
00:50:56.880 –> 00:50:59.260
Yeah, at least

1088
00:51:00.000 –> 00:51:03.640
awesome seems to think so as well when I when I brought it up, that guy there.

1089
00:51:04.460 –> 00:51:06.840
You don’t see it there, but yeah, sorry.

1090
00:51:07.860 –> 00:51:11.760
Another thing that wind was doing here is watch him tether himself to joint

1091
00:51:11.760 –> 00:51:13.160
boy, grabs a hold of his shirt.

1092
00:51:13.380 –> 00:51:16.260
He ties into him and then he keeps following up with strike.

1093
00:51:18.900 –> 00:51:21.280
Another important thing he did there was punch him in the nose.

1094
00:51:21.440 –> 00:51:23.360
That’s another way to take away somebody’s breathing.

1095
00:51:24.280 –> 00:51:26.480
If they don’t get enough oxygen in their bloodstream,

1096
00:51:26.740 –> 00:51:27.920
they’re not thinking straight.

1097
00:51:28.140 –> 00:51:29.540
They can’t throw a heavy punch.

1098
00:51:30.140 –> 00:51:32.260
You start to gas them out and then you take them out.

1099
00:51:35.550 –> 00:51:35.990
Done.

1100
00:51:37.810 –> 00:51:41.370
So what you’re saying is, if you’re fighting somebody who’s bigger than you,

1101
00:51:41.550 –> 00:51:44.030
take a lot of hits to tire him out.

1102
00:51:45.010 –> 00:51:46.370
The rocky technique.

1103
00:51:46.590 –> 00:51:48.290
Yeah, a lot of entire clever language.

1104
00:51:48.830 –> 00:51:52.310
You don’t want to rope a dope somebody that’s throwing punches at you.

1105
00:51:52.530 –> 00:51:57.830
But what you can do is what Wayne does again is you strike him in the sternum.

1106
00:51:57.870 –> 00:51:59.250
That’s going to interrupt their breathing.

1107
00:51:59.350 –> 00:52:00.310
You punch him in the nose.

1108
00:52:00.650 –> 00:52:02.070
They can’t breathe through their nose.

1109
00:52:02.330 –> 00:52:05.330
So what happens is their mouth hangs open a little bit because they have to

1110
00:52:05.330 –> 00:52:09.150
breathe through their mouth because their nasal cavity is filling with blood

1111
00:52:09.150 –> 00:52:12.750
and lacrimal fluid from them trying not to cry themselves to sleep.

1112
00:52:13.630 –> 00:52:18.830
So once their mouth is open, they’re 80% more likely to be knocked out

1113
00:52:18.830 –> 00:52:21.750
because what you can do is strike the mandibular nerve that’s right

1114
00:52:21.750 –> 00:52:23.270
between the earlobe and the jaw.

1115
00:52:24.210 –> 00:52:25.530
That’s the short circuit.

1116
00:52:25.710 –> 00:52:29.850
If you watch the 50 greatest knockouts in boxing, it’s always the same punch.

1117
00:52:30.070 –> 00:52:31.330
They call it hitting them on the button.

1118
00:52:31.730 –> 00:52:34.130
What you do is you hit them right about there on the chin.

1119
00:52:34.130 –> 00:52:39.110
What that does is rock the mandible, which is the jaw that presses itself

1120
00:52:39.110 –> 00:52:40.270
into the mandibular nerve.

1121
00:52:40.310 –> 00:52:42.550
People do the funky chicken and it lights out.

1122
00:52:43.650 –> 00:52:44.030
There you go.

1123
00:52:44.070 –> 00:52:46.590
We’ll try that one later after the figure four.

1124
00:52:46.990 –> 00:52:48.550
Who’s donating their chin?

1125
00:52:50.410 –> 00:52:50.710
All right.

1126
00:52:50.730 –> 00:52:51.090
Here we go.

1127
00:52:51.390 –> 00:52:52.710
I think this is number three.

1128
00:52:53.830 –> 00:52:54.790
Number three.

1129
00:52:57.880 –> 00:52:58.940
Another sucker punch.

1130
00:52:59.660 –> 00:53:00.680
Start the fight.

1131
00:53:03.300 –> 00:53:04.700
So this is melee combat.

1132
00:53:04.960 –> 00:53:07.140
And what’s important here is look at the environment.

1133
00:53:07.140 –> 00:53:10.120
Look at all the things that you can actually use against somebody in that

1134
00:53:10.120 –> 00:53:10.720
environment.

1135
00:53:10.840 –> 00:53:13.080
You unscrew the salt, toss it in their eyes.

1136
00:53:13.480 –> 00:53:15.620
You grab a hole in the plate, crack it over their head.

1137
00:53:16.240 –> 00:53:17.540
There’s a table right there.

1138
00:53:17.640 –> 00:53:19.460
Bomb to the back of the head, smash their face in.

1139
00:53:22.440 –> 00:53:22.700
Yeah.

1140
00:53:22.700 –> 00:53:23.580
I love this scene here.

1141
00:53:23.580 –> 00:53:23.840
Watch.

1142
00:53:23.920 –> 00:53:27.580
They’re going to, he’s going to go down, but then he’s going to be off

1143
00:53:27.580 –> 00:53:29.500
screen and they’re going to be kicking at nobody.

1144
00:53:30.020 –> 00:53:34.260
He clearly leaves and then they’re stomping nobody.

1145
00:53:34.500 –> 00:53:35.340
No one’s there anymore.

1146
00:53:35.880 –> 00:53:36.980
How did they miss that one?

1147
00:53:37.140 –> 00:53:38.160
It’s a framing issue.

1148
00:53:38.340 –> 00:53:38.700
Yeah.

1149
00:53:41.560 –> 00:53:42.480
That’s a slip.

1150
00:53:42.620 –> 00:53:42.980
Yeah.

1151
00:53:43.340 –> 00:53:44.840
Catch that one at the monitors.

1152
00:53:45.140 –> 00:53:49.700
No, again, distracting the tech.

1153
00:53:50.140 –> 00:53:53.740
If you can keep somebody’s attention to somebody else’s item, that’ll do the

1154
00:53:53.740 –> 00:53:53.960
job.

1155
00:53:54.200 –> 00:53:55.500
What’s the episode on this one again?

1156
00:53:55.940 –> 00:53:59.570
Uh, this one here is American buck and dough season nine, episode one.

1157
00:54:01.020 –> 00:54:03.780
The Can-Am connection, the Canadian American military.

1158
00:54:04.440 –> 00:54:04.480
Yeah.

1159
00:54:06.890 –> 00:54:12.010
Who was that tag, tag team, um, combo Can-Am connection that was

1160
00:54:12.010 –> 00:54:14.090
Tom Zink and Rick Martell.

1161
00:54:14.310 –> 00:54:14.770
Oh my God.

1162
00:54:14.770 –> 00:54:15.370
Tom Zink.

1163
00:54:15.510 –> 00:54:16.650
I forgot about him.

1164
00:54:18.660 –> 00:54:18.740
Yeah.

1165
00:54:18.740 –> 00:54:20.000
Those guys aren’t kicking anybody either.

1166
00:54:20.060 –> 00:54:21.580
There’s nobody behind that half wall.

1167
00:54:24.060 –> 00:54:26.800
I thought I was Gino Vanelli or somebody like that.

1168
00:54:26.860 –> 00:54:27.480
Gino Vanelli.

1169
00:54:27.680 –> 00:54:28.880
He’s a, he’s like singer.

1170
00:54:29.160 –> 00:54:29.760
Oh, okay.

1171
00:54:29.800 –> 00:54:30.300
I don’t know.

1172
00:54:30.400 –> 00:54:30.980
No, Gino.

1173
00:54:31.260 –> 00:54:31.780
Oh, what was his name?

1174
00:54:31.900 –> 00:54:32.340
Gino.

1175
00:54:34.020 –> 00:54:36.920
Oh, yeah, that was a Gino wrestler, but I forget who.

1176
00:54:38.340 –> 00:54:39.760
I’m glad I thought of that one.

1177
00:54:42.020 –> 00:54:43.580
I’m showing off my nerd cred.

1178
00:54:43.700 –> 00:54:44.440
Tom Zink.

1179
00:54:44.660 –> 00:54:44.960
Wow.

1180
00:54:45.340 –> 00:54:47.320
Here’s another, uh, pan of the ladies.

1181
00:54:50.210 –> 00:54:52.710
I love that McMurray was involved in this one too.

1182
00:54:56.490 –> 00:54:58.170
Guys wearing an off-brand mega shirt.

1183
00:54:58.270 –> 00:54:58.790
You notice that?

1184
00:55:00.550 –> 00:55:00.850
All right.

1185
00:55:00.850 –> 00:55:01.890
I have a new question.

1186
00:55:03.430 –> 00:55:07.070
Is there shame in, in going for the, going for the balls?

1187
00:55:07.350 –> 00:55:11.330
Like if, if you were in a fight, is there like, is that like,

1188
00:55:11.330 –> 00:55:14.410
no, uh, Wayne does that in one fight.

1189
00:55:14.570 –> 00:55:15.010
Yeah.

1190
00:55:15.210 –> 00:55:17.750
And the cookup really depends on the situation, you know, you,

1191
00:55:17.750 –> 00:55:19.090
you can size it up pretty quick.

1192
00:55:19.270 –> 00:55:22.930
If somebody is going to be that much, you know, if somebody is much larger

1193
00:55:22.930 –> 00:55:26.690
than you and a more skilled practitioner and things of that nature, you know,

1194
00:55:27.070 –> 00:55:31.750
make those algebraic equations of risk versus reward, and then you can make

1195
00:55:31.750 –> 00:55:35.130
up your mind on that, but you know, if you really need to take somebody

1196
00:55:35.130 –> 00:55:41.010
out, crotch shot, go for the groin, go for the knees, go for the

1197
00:55:41.870 –> 00:55:43.210
throat, the eyes.

1198
00:55:43.850 –> 00:55:45.330
That’s the, what you want to strike.

1199
00:55:46.170 –> 00:55:47.050
All right.

1200
00:55:47.370 –> 00:55:47.870
All right.

1201
00:55:47.870 –> 00:55:48.210
Here we go.

1202
00:55:48.330 –> 00:55:51.430
Number two from season one.

1203
00:55:52.030 –> 00:55:52.330
Number two.

1204
00:55:57.600 –> 00:55:58.480
Right in the twiffer.

1205
00:55:59.840 –> 00:56:01.140
Does that answer your question?

1206
00:56:01.740 –> 00:56:03.500
Katie always goes for the box.

1207
00:56:08.460 –> 00:56:10.600
So what I like about this one is getting the band back together.

1208
00:56:10.740 –> 00:56:13.220
You know, it’s anytime they get everybody involved, it’s fun.

1209
00:56:13.220 –> 00:56:19.420
I got ginger boots, you know, the joint boy, the skids, jocks, everybody’s

1210
00:56:19.420 –> 00:56:20.920
in on this one, fighting against the native.

1211
00:56:21.020 –> 00:56:22.100
This is a full on brawl.

1212
00:56:26.350 –> 00:56:28.650
And now looking at it now, I think you might’ve been right on that

1213
00:56:28.650 –> 00:56:30.370
being ginger on the, I think it was.

1214
00:56:30.830 –> 00:56:30.910
Yeah.

1215
00:56:32.820 –> 00:56:34.110
In the Hard Rock Jay episode there.

1216
00:56:35.700 –> 00:56:37.700
Another one that’s important here is the, you know, the

1217
00:56:37.700 –> 00:56:42.340
distract and attack, especially with backup and then chivalry and

1218
00:56:42.340 –> 00:56:45.680
combat, don’t be afraid to make an ally instead of an enemy.

1219
00:56:49.800 –> 00:56:50.540
Oh, Devin.

1220
00:56:53.810 –> 00:56:55.610
That was also the first Donnybrook.

1221
00:56:55.810 –> 00:56:56.010
Yes.

1222
00:56:56.010 –> 00:56:57.950
So that kind of held a special place.

1223
00:56:58.170 –> 00:56:59.270
Yeah, it was, it was great.

1224
00:56:59.370 –> 00:57:01.050
I can only assume what number one’s going to be.

1225
00:57:01.170 –> 00:57:01.750
Okay, here we go.

1226
00:57:01.750 –> 00:57:02.370
Number one.

1227
00:57:02.670 –> 00:57:03.970
Uh, I won’t say what it’s from.

1228
00:57:04.050 –> 00:57:05.110
Just, uh, just watch.

1229
00:57:08.350 –> 00:57:09.150
Number one.

1230
00:57:10.030 –> 00:57:10.590
Yeah, it is.

1231
00:57:10.790 –> 00:57:12.870
Fucking time is starting to think it was never going to come.

1232
00:57:15.970 –> 00:57:21.710
And they got the broken glass, uh, budget and the epic Braveheart battle

1233
00:57:21.710 –> 00:57:24.290
scene here where they clash right in the middle.

1234
00:57:36.680 –> 00:57:38.520
That’s actually a pretty good root near Cotillo.

1235
00:57:40.020 –> 00:57:40.420
Yeah.

1236
00:57:40.540 –> 00:57:41.440
That’s rad ass.

1237
00:57:41.820 –> 00:57:42.720
And there he goes.

1238
00:57:46.000 –> 00:57:49.040
Another major important point I want to make here with the headbutt

1239
00:57:49.040 –> 00:57:50.800
always go ram, not hammer.

1240
00:57:51.280 –> 00:57:52.880
You don’t want to hit with the front of your head.

1241
00:57:52.880 –> 00:57:53.900
You want to hit with the top.

1242
00:57:54.540 –> 00:57:55.380
Oh, there you go.

1243
00:57:56.020 –> 00:58:00.840
Here’s our buddy Dylan Cook and our buddy Bradley’s in there too.

1244
00:58:00.980 –> 00:58:01.900
Bradley Trudeau.

1245
00:58:02.120 –> 00:58:05.180
He told us in his interview that he, he was so psyched to be able

1246
00:58:05.180 –> 00:58:07.020
to be on a winning fight for once.

1247
00:58:08.280 –> 00:58:11.420
I think this is the first time the natives get to be on the good side.

1248
00:58:12.060 –> 00:58:12.460
Stunner.

1249
00:58:14.300 –> 00:58:16.100
We got Jonesy with a stunner in there.

1250
00:58:18.420 –> 00:58:18.580
Yeah.

1251
00:58:18.620 –> 00:58:20.280
The stunner on the side too.

1252
00:58:24.580 –> 00:58:25.900
This must’ve been a fun day on set.

1253
00:58:32.340 –> 00:58:33.620
Wayne’s in trouble there.

1254
00:58:36.850 –> 00:58:37.250
Bottle.

1255
00:58:46.010 –> 00:58:46.730
Little bones.

1256
00:58:55.990 –> 00:58:56.310
There you go.

1257
00:58:56.330 –> 00:58:57.430
That one hit all the spots.

1258
00:58:57.590 –> 00:59:00.590
You know, it’s, you know, the music, the montage, the choreography,

1259
00:59:01.190 –> 00:59:02.670
you know, there’s a frigging stunner in there.

1260
00:59:03.350 –> 00:59:06.290
Beer bottles, clothes, lines, sleeper holds, headbutts.

1261
00:59:07.110 –> 00:59:09.270
It’s actually also the most rattle I’ve seen Wayne.

1262
00:59:09.510 –> 00:59:09.770
Yeah.

1263
00:59:09.770 –> 00:59:12.490
After you took that hit there, you know, if Derry wasn’t there.

1264
00:59:12.950 –> 00:59:13.310
Oh, I know.

1265
00:59:13.410 –> 00:59:14.690
And he opens his eyes.

1266
00:59:14.830 –> 00:59:17.770
Whenever Wayne opens his eyes, it’s like a big moment, right?

1267
00:59:17.930 –> 00:59:19.290
You didn’t know where he was for a moment.

1268
00:59:20.170 –> 00:59:20.430
All right.

1269
00:59:20.450 –> 00:59:22.850
Time for some honorable mentions here.

1270
00:59:22.890 –> 00:59:25.210
We start with one shots.

1271
00:59:26.630 –> 00:59:27.590
Honorable mentions.

1272
00:59:28.410 –> 00:59:28.690
Yeah.

1273
00:59:28.690 –> 00:59:30.190
One hit isn’t really a fight.

1274
00:59:30.190 –> 00:59:31.210
One shot.

1275
00:59:31.230 –> 00:59:33.170
Like I said, it ain’t got to be pretty.

1276
00:59:35.310 –> 00:59:35.910
Well timed.

1277
00:59:36.410 –> 00:59:37.810
Stay away from this dressing room.

1278
00:59:39.650 –> 00:59:40.130
Yeah.

1279
00:59:40.370 –> 00:59:43.170
It’s got all the players in it.

1280
00:59:43.370 –> 00:59:43.650
Yeah.

1281
00:59:45.810 –> 00:59:47.690
Especially Riley and Jonesy.

1282
00:59:51.520 –> 00:59:56.530
And one more thing.

1283
00:59:56.790 –> 00:59:57.750
Open your eyes.

1284
01:00:00.060 –> 01:00:01.040
He’ll go.

1285
01:00:01.140 –> 01:00:04.180
Get after it then.

1286
01:00:04.540 –> 01:00:05.100
Well done.

1287
01:00:05.120 –> 01:00:06.220
One through the uprights.

1288
01:00:06.440 –> 01:00:07.260
Through the uprights.

1289
01:00:11.990 –> 01:00:17.070
We should have probably given a verbal over what was happening on that last one.

1290
01:00:17.090 –> 01:00:18.490
Oh, I got lost for a second.

1291
01:00:18.490 –> 01:00:18.650
Yeah.

1292
01:00:18.790 –> 01:00:18.870
Sorry.

1293
01:00:19.290 –> 01:00:20.410
I got a little distracted.

1294
01:00:22.570 –> 01:00:23.610
So here’s Wayne.

1295
01:00:23.830 –> 01:00:25.770
He’s walking to the end of the lane.

1296
01:00:27.030 –> 01:00:28.730
This is a rematch.

1297
01:00:29.170 –> 01:00:29.870
And there he goes.

1298
01:00:30.370 –> 01:00:33.030
Let’s just get Joint Boy back for his sucker punch from.

1299
01:00:33.750 –> 01:00:35.010
Your fucking 10 ply bod.

1300
01:00:35.730 –> 01:00:36.770
I don’t remember that one.

1301
01:00:36.770 –> 01:00:39.270
The mistake there was that if you really look at it,

1302
01:00:39.270 –> 01:00:42.490
kind of gave him a forehead, head butt, bad news.

1303
01:00:42.930 –> 01:00:48.270
Because what that can do is actually open up, you know, the skin on your forehead.

1304
01:00:50.550 –> 01:00:53.550
That’s why you want to go with the top where the font mail forms.

1305
01:00:53.630 –> 01:00:57.110
That’s going to be the hardest part of the head.

1306
01:00:57.450 –> 01:00:58.030
Oh, interesting.

1307
01:00:58.410 –> 01:00:59.630
So it’s not a soccer ball.

1308
01:01:00.050 –> 01:01:02.430
If you’re watching me, you want to go ram.

1309
01:01:02.490 –> 01:01:03.470
That’s with the top of the head.

1310
01:01:03.530 –> 01:01:07.470
So if you’re looking at my head, you’re looking at the dot that’s on the top.

1311
01:01:07.470 –> 01:01:07.770
Yeah.

1312
01:01:07.770 –> 01:01:11.990
You want to hit there or somewhere in between the front and the dot.

1313
01:01:12.050 –> 01:01:12.850
Right about there.

1314
01:01:13.230 –> 01:01:16.050
Because if you hit with front, again, you can split yourself open.

1315
01:01:16.850 –> 01:01:17.830
But you want to hit with the font.

1316
01:01:17.930 –> 01:01:19.090
No, that’s the hardest part of the head.

1317
01:01:19.210 –> 01:01:20.990
It’s as hard as the enamel on your teeth.

1318
01:01:21.930 –> 01:01:23.810
Well, learning a lot more tonight.

1319
01:01:23.870 –> 01:01:26.810
I know this is a very educational.

1320
01:01:26.970 –> 01:01:27.250
Here we go.

1321
01:01:27.250 –> 01:01:28.770
Pals think so much of yourselves.

1322
01:01:28.830 –> 01:01:30.730
You probably suck each other off.

1323
01:01:30.730 –> 01:01:31.950
Are you fucking serious?

1324
01:01:32.810 –> 01:01:34.590
What’s anybody going to do about it?

1325
01:01:43.580 –> 01:01:45.880
Hands on the approach, circling around.

1326
01:01:46.280 –> 01:01:46.800
Booyah!

1327
01:01:47.380 –> 01:01:47.760
Lights out.

1328
01:01:48.180 –> 01:01:48.840
One shot.

1329
01:01:50.440 –> 01:01:51.280
Like how he stands on his hands.

1330
01:01:51.300 –> 01:01:52.340
Yeah, I find this interesting.

1331
01:01:52.400 –> 01:01:55.820
He put his hand under his boot and then pulls his head up.

1332
01:01:56.620 –> 01:01:58.100
That’s a very good tactic.

1333
01:01:59.020 –> 01:01:59.420
Control.

1334
01:01:59.780 –> 01:02:01.020
Don’t honk at girls.

1335
01:02:01.640 –> 01:02:03.040
And don’t holler at girls.

1336
01:02:03.460 –> 01:02:06.080
Don’t talk to them when they’re not interested in talking to you.

1337
01:02:06.300 –> 01:02:09.060
And don’t talk to them unless they’re interested in talking to you.

1338
01:02:10.140 –> 01:02:10.560
10-4.

1339
01:02:11.600 –> 01:02:12.200
Over and out.

1340
01:02:12.640 –> 01:02:15.160
That is exactly what you are in that position.

1341
01:02:15.200 –> 01:02:17.680
If you take a knee next to somebody you just knocked down,

1342
01:02:17.900 –> 01:02:19.360
put one of your boots right on their hands.

1343
01:02:19.500 –> 01:02:20.640
So it’ll pin them down a little bit.

1344
01:02:20.820 –> 01:02:24.460
A better position is to put that right knee right in the smaller of their back.

1345
01:02:24.780 –> 01:02:25.880
That’ll pin them to the ground.

1346
01:02:26.000 –> 01:02:26.920
They won’t be getting up.

1347
01:02:27.320 –> 01:02:27.860
Oh, interesting.

1348
01:02:28.240 –> 01:02:30.840
I wish I had a wing as a brother.

1349
01:02:31.400 –> 01:02:33.660
That would have made a big difference in my life.

1350
01:02:35.200 –> 01:02:35.480
All right.

1351
01:02:35.520 –> 01:02:37.420
Here we go with a few more honorable mentions.

1352
01:02:37.800 –> 01:02:39.140
This is the Victor category.

1353
01:02:39.400 –> 01:02:40.840
Off-screen comeuppance.

1354
01:02:40.840 –> 01:02:43.100
Oh, my God.

1355
01:02:43.100 –> 01:02:44.120
Shout out to Victor.

1356
01:02:45.580 –> 01:02:47.540
So some of the best fights in letter candy.

1357
01:02:47.640 –> 01:02:49.640
Actually, you never get to see the fight.

1358
01:02:49.800 –> 01:02:53.080
But they are very rewarding.

1359
01:02:57.120 –> 01:02:58.080
This is the wedding scene.

1360
01:02:58.160 –> 01:03:00.520
And that’s where they see they’re fucked.

1361
01:03:01.480 –> 01:03:04.040
It was at this moment we knew we made a big mistake.

1362
01:03:07.180 –> 01:03:11.480
Now, we strongly recommend the YouTube feed for watching this episode.

1363
01:03:11.920 –> 01:03:13.620
The theater is not going to help a lot.

1364
01:03:13.820 –> 01:03:14.860
But we’ll tell the thread a little bit.

1365
01:03:14.920 –> 01:03:17.460
This is actually the Hicks versus the city.

1366
01:03:17.680 –> 01:03:18.380
Yeah, that’s right.

1367
01:03:18.600 –> 01:03:20.280
Tennis has just lured the city.

1368
01:03:20.460 –> 01:03:21.460
It’s into the room.

1369
01:03:22.100 –> 01:03:24.980
I think Matt and I actually agreed on this episode and our rating.

1370
01:03:25.920 –> 01:03:28.220
I think Matt and you are both wrong on this one.

1371
01:03:33.740 –> 01:03:35.720
Wasn’t this you don’t fight at weddings?

1372
01:03:36.880 –> 01:03:37.120
That’s right.

1373
01:03:38.940 –> 01:03:39.640
Hey, where’s the fight?

1374
01:03:42.020 –> 01:03:44.240
The whole point is you don’t see the fight.

1375
01:03:46.300 –> 01:03:47.720
Because it wasn’t at the wedding.

1376
01:03:47.900 –> 01:03:48.620
It was at the hotel.

1377
01:03:48.740 –> 01:03:49.820
Because they don’t fight at weddings.

1378
01:03:49.880 –> 01:03:50.340
That’s right.

1379
01:03:54.160 –> 01:03:55.120
And they’re done.

1380
01:03:57.560 –> 01:03:59.000
Dairy in a Simpson suit.

1381
01:04:00.400 –> 01:04:02.300
Tennis looking great in red.

1382
01:04:05.400 –> 01:04:07.000
Just got an insert here.

1383
01:04:08.660 –> 01:04:11.320
I would not make a very good letter candy girl.

1384
01:04:13.080 –> 01:04:13.840
In what regard?

1385
01:04:13.840 –> 01:04:15.320
For the simple reason.

1386
01:04:15.340 –> 01:04:18.300
She’d want to get these guys ice and help their injuries.

1387
01:04:18.720 –> 01:04:21.160
I don’t do well watching fights.

1388
01:04:21.220 –> 01:04:25.360
I’ve seen a few fights in my life in high school and at clubs.

1389
01:04:25.940 –> 01:04:27.040
And the fights break out.

1390
01:04:27.100 –> 01:04:32.360
And I feel so bad for the people that are getting the shit kicked out of them.

1391
01:04:32.420 –> 01:04:34.660
And it’s like, I want to go get help right away.

1392
01:04:35.380 –> 01:04:37.340
No, I just want to go get help right away.

1393
01:04:37.620 –> 01:04:40.800
Because even though if people are asses, they’re asses.

1394
01:04:40.800 –> 01:04:45.460
But sometimes it’s just too many people on one.

1395
01:04:45.540 –> 01:04:47.060
And it’s not fair.

1396
01:04:47.440 –> 01:04:49.680
That goes against the whole come up and premise.

1397
01:04:49.900 –> 01:04:51.600
No, I just don’t like that.

1398
01:04:52.520 –> 01:04:54.560
It makes me feel sick.

1399
01:04:55.160 –> 01:04:56.440
I don’t like seeing it.

1400
01:04:56.620 –> 01:04:57.880
No, even if they deserve it.

1401
01:04:58.380 –> 01:05:02.720
Then go to jail or get the police involved or something.

1402
01:05:02.940 –> 01:05:03.220
I don’t know.

1403
01:05:03.920 –> 01:05:06.160
I remember we were at a party once.

1404
01:05:06.200 –> 01:05:07.680
It was a Halloween party.

1405
01:05:08.240 –> 01:05:09.920
And our sensei was there.

1406
01:05:09.920 –> 01:05:13.360
The guy that was teaching us how to do whatever the hell it was.

1407
01:05:13.400 –> 01:05:13.480
Sifu.

1408
01:05:14.400 –> 01:05:14.840
Kung Fu.

1409
01:05:15.120 –> 01:05:16.120
It was Kung Fu.

1410
01:05:16.900 –> 01:05:19.920
And he’s like Black Belt, whatever.

1411
01:05:20.700 –> 01:05:23.500
He’s got his certifications and stuff.

1412
01:05:23.760 –> 01:05:26.640
And I remember there was a real dick at the party.

1413
01:05:27.020 –> 01:05:29.980
And I remember he was just like his work.

1414
01:05:30.120 –> 01:05:30.920
He’s like one of those.

1415
01:05:31.100 –> 01:05:34.420
I remember our son was a colicky.

1416
01:05:34.860 –> 01:05:38.820
And he went into his arms and he literally just stopped crying.

1417
01:05:38.820 –> 01:05:39.720
I’m like, wait a second.

1418
01:05:39.800 –> 01:05:40.900
That’s never happened.

1419
01:05:40.940 –> 01:05:43.000
He cried for the first six months of his life.

1420
01:05:43.540 –> 01:05:44.200
You’re jumping around now.

1421
01:05:45.460 –> 01:05:46.520
Before your son was at this party.

1422
01:05:46.520 –> 01:05:47.300
What does that have to do with the party?

1423
01:05:47.580 –> 01:05:50.760
I finished my wine already.

1424
01:05:50.880 –> 01:05:51.840
I’m all thrown off.

1425
01:05:52.480 –> 01:05:52.880
Anyways, no.

1426
01:05:53.140 –> 01:05:56.000
But the guy at the party, he just talked to him.

1427
01:05:56.060 –> 01:05:59.300
And he didn’t use his fists at all.

1428
01:06:00.160 –> 01:06:02.740
He completely diluted the whole situation.

1429
01:06:04.200 –> 01:06:05.180
But he was escorted.

1430
01:06:05.360 –> 01:06:07.160
And it was lovely and calm.

1431
01:06:08.020 –> 01:06:10.780
But what you didn’t hear was what our Sifu was telling Morda

1432
01:06:10.780 –> 01:06:11.680
who was going to do to him.

1433
01:06:12.180 –> 01:06:14.080
And no, I don’t even think he was threatened.

1434
01:06:14.340 –> 01:06:17.100
It was just, it was just calmed down.

1435
01:06:17.120 –> 01:06:18.340
He pull a chatty to him.

1436
01:06:18.360 –> 01:06:20.840
Yeah. He just calmed the whole thing down.

1437
01:06:21.460 –> 01:06:24.200
As I said, I don’t like watching fights.

1438
01:06:24.200 –> 01:06:25.200
You’re a pacifist.

1439
01:06:25.280 –> 01:06:25.760
I get it.

1440
01:06:25.760 –> 01:06:29.180
I’m the same pretty much, but I like seeing a good come

1441
01:06:29.180 –> 01:06:30.780
up and seen every once in a while.

1442
01:06:30.860 –> 01:06:33.420
But I’m starting to appreciate at least through

1443
01:06:33.420 –> 01:06:37.820
Dennis’s eyes here of how the fights are like the

1444
01:06:37.820 –> 01:06:39.780
choreography and choreography.

1445
01:06:39.780 –> 01:06:41.220
Oh my God.

1446
01:06:41.500 –> 01:06:42.080
Nailed it.

1447
01:06:42.540 –> 01:06:43.540
Have another wine.

1448
01:06:44.280 –> 01:06:44.880
Choreography.

1449
01:06:45.140 –> 01:06:46.000
There’s water behind you.

1450
01:06:46.220 –> 01:06:46.460
There you go.

1451
01:06:46.460 –> 01:06:47.060
Choreography?

1452
01:06:47.420 –> 01:06:48.020
Choreography.

1453
01:06:50.140 –> 01:06:50.740
Pornography.

1454
01:06:52.440 –> 01:06:53.840
One too many P’s and D’s.

1455
01:06:54.140 –> 01:06:54.340
I don’t know.

1456
01:06:54.340 –> 01:06:55.180
This is going well.

1457
01:06:55.800 –> 01:06:59.400
But at least through Dennis’s eyes, I’ve been able

1458
01:06:59.400 –> 01:07:03.120
to appreciate at least how like, and yeah, I can

1459
01:07:03.120 –> 01:07:08.000
kind of see where the value is and certainly like

1460
01:07:08.000 –> 01:07:09.160
when it’s needed.

1461
01:07:09.760 –> 01:07:09.780
Right?

1462
01:07:10.760 –> 01:07:11.280
Yeah, absolutely.

1463
01:07:11.280 –> 01:07:11.960
It’s not just entertaining.

1464
01:07:12.040 –> 01:07:13.160
It can be educational.

1465
01:07:13.280 –> 01:07:15.580
I mean, if you really look for those things, like

1466
01:07:15.580 –> 01:07:17.780
I’m hoping this actually is providing an opportunity

1467
01:07:17.780 –> 01:07:18.660
and people are like, you know what?

1468
01:07:18.660 –> 01:07:19.800
I could actually use that.

1469
01:07:19.800 –> 01:07:20.540
Yeah, for sure.

1470
01:07:20.620 –> 01:07:22.400
No, I’ve learned a lot already tonight.

1471
01:07:22.740 –> 01:07:24.280
Here’s a couple last scenes here.

1472
01:07:24.420 –> 01:07:27.640
One, this one here is, oh.

1473
01:07:27.900 –> 01:07:28.440
The scene.

1474
01:07:29.000 –> 01:07:29.840
Is this the scene?

1475
01:07:30.000 –> 01:07:30.580
I can’t remember now.

1476
01:07:30.880 –> 01:07:32.140
The off screen come up.

1477
01:07:32.140 –> 01:07:32.760
Oh, no, not yet.

1478
01:07:32.760 –> 01:07:34.320
One more.

1479
01:07:36.800 –> 01:07:37.340
This is Wayne.

1480
01:07:37.480 –> 01:07:39.180
He’s in red shirts versus blue shirts.

1481
01:07:39.320 –> 01:07:39.700
That’s right.

1482
01:07:39.720 –> 01:07:43.000
He’s in Quebec visiting Marie Fred and somebody just

1483
01:07:43.000 –> 01:07:44.380
defaced his license plate.

1484
01:07:44.720 –> 01:07:45.660
How dare you?

1485
01:07:51.320 –> 01:07:53.100
So he’s going to go in and pay the bill.

1486
01:07:58.600 –> 01:08:01.980
And we see the license with Ontario scratched out.

1487
01:08:02.040 –> 01:08:02.600
Yeah.

1488
01:08:02.700 –> 01:08:04.100
Coming into the garage now.

1489
01:08:05.100 –> 01:08:09.560
And he’s leaving the room with three blue shirts

1490
01:08:09.560 –> 01:08:10.980
licking their wounds.

1491
01:08:15.360 –> 01:08:17.700
Oh, he left one kind of up, half up.

1492
01:08:18.819 –> 01:08:20.279
Well, it was only Wayne.

1493
01:08:20.420 –> 01:08:23.260
That’s the first time we see Wayne like on a one on many

1494
01:08:24.359 –> 01:08:25.100
situation there.

1495
01:08:25.260 –> 01:08:26.380
But we don’t actually see it.

1496
01:08:26.920 –> 01:08:30.399
But here, here is the ultimate scene of come up

1497
01:08:30.399 –> 01:08:31.960
and stuff we don’t actually see.

1498
01:08:36.189 –> 01:08:36.590
Great scene.

1499
01:08:40.220 –> 01:08:40.700
This is from.

1500
01:08:40.920 –> 01:08:43.200
I love how everybody stops and looks.

1501
01:08:43.399 –> 01:08:44.979
Season eight, episode seven.

1502
01:08:46.020 –> 01:08:47.600
Oh, I know what we’re going to hear.

1503
01:08:50.910 –> 01:08:53.529
Oh, this is, this is Katie’s.

1504
01:08:53.529 –> 01:08:53.649
Yep.

1505
01:08:53.770 –> 01:08:54.790
No explanation needed.

1506
01:09:01.510 –> 01:09:01.990
Great music.

1507
01:09:02.210 –> 01:09:02.729
Beer’s Day.

1508
01:09:03.470 –> 01:09:04.430
Love this song.

1509
01:09:06.750 –> 01:09:09.350
Again, music, montage, cinematography.

1510
01:09:10.450 –> 01:09:11.689
Letter Kenny nails it.

1511
01:09:19.520 –> 01:09:20.420
Well, hey there, Dierks.

1512
01:09:24.660 –> 01:09:25.840
About to have a bad day, bud.

1513
01:09:35.700 –> 01:09:38.120
At this moment, Dierks knew he fucked up.

1514
01:09:48.380 –> 01:09:51.620
When the truck shows up, the music changes right here.

1515
01:09:52.620 –> 01:09:55.260
Look on his face like, oh, this is just getting worse and worse.

1516
01:09:58.670 –> 01:10:00.410
Even the look in her eyes is so great.

1517
01:10:10.290 –> 01:10:12.190
I love Mrs. McMurray’s face.

1518
01:10:12.290 –> 01:10:14.330
I don’t remember who I gave the MVP to,

1519
01:10:14.330 –> 01:10:16.470
but it would have been definitely to the portal.

1520
01:10:17.070 –> 01:10:18.910
Timing on that was excellent.

1521
01:10:21.210 –> 01:10:21.750
All right.

1522
01:10:21.790 –> 01:10:23.130
And the last clip here.

1523
01:10:23.530 –> 01:10:26.050
This one here is just, I guess, an extra thrown in

1524
01:10:26.050 –> 01:10:27.170
because we do see the fight,

1525
01:10:27.430 –> 01:10:29.150
but it’s not what we expect to see.

1526
01:10:30.910 –> 01:10:32.310
Because like I said, you know,

1527
01:10:32.330 –> 01:10:33.770
a lot of these fighting sequences,

1528
01:10:34.230 –> 01:10:37.970
it’s a bunch of dudes throwing knuckles at each other.

1529
01:10:38.270 –> 01:10:40.990
And to the ladies, they just show their reactions

1530
01:10:40.990 –> 01:10:42.370
and then they go back to the fight.

1531
01:10:42.370 –> 01:10:45.430
So the women really don’t get in on the fights very often

1532
01:10:45.430 –> 01:10:46.090
on Letter County.

1533
01:10:46.630 –> 01:10:48.470
So I wanted to throw this one in.

1534
01:10:48.610 –> 01:10:49.190
Yeah, it’s great.

1535
01:10:49.230 –> 01:10:52.850
So this is a nightclub scene from season six, episode three,

1536
01:10:52.930 –> 01:10:57.620
The City, where the Hicks come to bail out Stewart

1537
01:10:57.620 –> 01:11:00.060
because he’s being threatened by these drug dealers.

1538
01:11:00.900 –> 01:11:02.460
They think they’re coming to help Stewart out.

1539
01:11:07.860 –> 01:11:18.130
But instead, we’re talking about using high heels as weapons, hon.

1540
01:11:18.270 –> 01:11:18.810
There you go.

1541
01:11:18.810 –> 01:11:22.930
Yeah, these guys have knives in their hands

1542
01:11:22.930 –> 01:11:24.750
and they’re getting pummeled by high heels.

1543
01:11:26.290 –> 01:11:28.810
They’re using the wrong part of the shoe, though.

1544
01:11:29.130 –> 01:11:33.110
I got to say, use the heel, not the toe part.

1545
01:11:33.850 –> 01:11:35.150
Like, why would you drop your stick?

1546
01:11:45.640 –> 01:11:47.280
I really like the gravity of the next scene.

1547
01:11:47.400 –> 01:11:51.280
They’re basically sitting at the bar or at the top 10 letter.

1548
01:11:51.800 –> 01:11:52.740
What’s going on here?

1549
01:11:52.760 –> 01:11:55.560
The bar and I think it’s Katie who says

1550
01:11:55.560 –> 01:11:58.080
that was really serious, like the realization

1551
01:11:58.080 –> 01:12:01.260
that wasn’t like a typical brawl at Letter County.

1552
01:12:01.380 –> 01:12:03.500
These were guys who had knives and were ready

1553
01:12:03.500 –> 01:12:06.740
to really inflict serious damage on them.

1554
01:12:06.780 –> 01:12:09.820
And it was a really heavy scene afterwards, for sure.

1555
01:12:12.020 –> 01:12:13.800
All right, Dennis, that was amazing.

1556
01:12:15.320 –> 01:12:18.280
And believe me, I know there are a lot of fights in Letter County

1557
01:12:18.280 –> 01:12:20.140
and I didn’t include a bunch of, you know,

1558
01:12:20.140 –> 01:12:22.200
like the hockey fights and things of that nature.

1559
01:12:22.940 –> 01:12:25.880
But originally, there were going to be other people involved.

1560
01:12:26.020 –> 01:12:28.040
Yeah, I didn’t want to step on anybody’s toes.

1561
01:12:28.040 –> 01:12:29.360
No, we’ll definitely have a part two

1562
01:12:29.360 –> 01:12:30.860
because we do have some other listeners

1563
01:12:30.860 –> 01:12:32.160
who have some fighting credentials

1564
01:12:32.160 –> 01:12:33.980
who also wanted to be in on this.

1565
01:12:33.980 –> 01:12:35.400
So we’ll definitely have a part two

1566
01:12:35.400 –> 01:12:37.540
and let them have their say as well, because you’re right.

1567
01:12:37.540 –> 01:12:39.660
This is definitely, you know, you can get five shows

1568
01:12:39.660 –> 01:12:41.460
out of just the fights in Letter County.

1569
01:12:41.760 –> 01:12:44.060
Absolutely. So we’re going to try to at least get two.

1570
01:12:44.360 –> 01:12:45.560
Well done. Great work.

1571
01:12:46.580 –> 01:12:51.060
Before we close off, I just wanted to give a quick update here.

1572
01:12:53.690 –> 01:12:54.090
That’s right.

1573
01:12:55.230 –> 01:12:56.310
Back in play.

1574
01:12:56.850 –> 01:12:58.270
The bracket is back.

1575
01:12:58.270 –> 01:13:00.750
And so we have one result so far.

1576
01:13:01.630 –> 01:13:07.330
Stuart’s Horn loses to 5.15 inches, 61 to 45 yesterday.

1577
01:13:07.690 –> 01:13:09.810
And the one that’s currently going on right now,

1578
01:13:09.970 –> 01:13:15.510
Tarps Off Boys, the OG cold open with 52 to 23 lead over the Hickoff.

1579
01:13:15.650 –> 01:13:16.490
That one’s still going.

1580
01:13:16.550 –> 01:13:20.190
So if you want to have your say, you can still go and vote on Twitter.

1581
01:13:21.190 –> 01:13:24.730
But so far, Tarps Off Boys has this one well in hand.

1582
01:13:26.740 –> 01:13:28.220
It’s great to have those things back.

1583
01:13:28.220 –> 01:13:30.000
I missed the bracket.

1584
01:13:30.400 –> 01:13:30.600
I know.

1585
01:13:30.600 –> 01:13:31.820
Well, they’re a lot of work.

1586
01:13:31.820 –> 01:13:33.840
Well, I know. I’m not judging.

1587
01:13:34.020 –> 01:13:34.980
I missed it.

1588
01:13:35.080 –> 01:13:35.600
I missed them too.

1589
01:13:35.600 –> 01:13:36.600
Has it lost momentum?

1590
01:13:36.840 –> 01:13:37.520
No, no, it hasn’t.

1591
01:13:37.680 –> 01:13:41.160
I just need to wait on me to make the videos.

1592
01:13:41.200 –> 01:13:42.020
So it took a while.

1593
01:13:42.240 –> 01:13:45.280
I had a busy couple of weeks since we’ve been back from vacation.

1594
01:13:46.860 –> 01:13:49.240
Anyway, just time for some final comments.

1595
01:13:49.500 –> 01:13:51.540
Tanya, do you have any final comments?

1596
01:13:51.740 –> 01:13:52.940
Dennis, this was amazing.

1597
01:13:53.040 –> 01:13:54.960
Thank you so much for coming out.

1598
01:13:55.400 –> 01:13:57.300
Really, again, I’ve said it.

1599
01:13:58.100 –> 01:14:04.720
It brings a whole new perspective to the fight scenes and what goes into them

1600
01:14:04.720 –> 01:14:08.840
and how well they’re really true to form, right?

1601
01:14:09.000 –> 01:14:11.220
So that was fantastic.

1602
01:14:11.400 –> 01:14:12.420
And I loved your picks.

1603
01:14:13.500 –> 01:14:18.120
And to these guys, thank you so much for coming up all the way to the boonies.

1604
01:14:18.200 –> 01:14:20.540
This was fantastic to have you here.

1605
01:14:20.780 –> 01:14:23.760
It’s weird to turn my head and see you here instead of there.

1606
01:14:23.820 –> 01:14:25.380
But this is excellent.

1607
01:14:25.480 –> 01:14:25.980
I love it.

1608
01:14:25.980 –> 01:14:27.440
Double camera next time.

1609
01:14:30.280 –> 01:14:31.740
I hope we do it again.

1610
01:14:31.920 –> 01:14:34.320
And Victor’s still holding on to his pole.

1611
01:14:34.500 –> 01:14:36.640
Like it’s going to run away or something.

1612
01:14:37.220 –> 01:14:38.200
He’s pole committed.

1613
01:14:41.000 –> 01:14:43.760
Everyone’s going to look over and looks like he forgot he’s holding on to it.

1614
01:14:43.800 –> 01:14:45.140
Then he remembers and he grabs it again.

1615
01:14:45.360 –> 01:14:46.440
He doesn’t want anyone to take it.

1616
01:14:47.480 –> 01:14:54.000
A few times he’s held on to the blue spatula and kind of inserted it.

1617
01:14:54.000 –> 01:14:55.440
And then back to the pole again.

1618
01:14:55.440 –> 01:14:56.460
It’s like we’re playing baseball.

1619
01:14:57.420 –> 01:14:57.780
Yeah.

1620
01:14:57.880 –> 01:14:58.360
Who’s up?

1621
01:14:58.460 –> 01:14:58.780
Who’s up?

1622
01:14:59.320 –> 01:14:59.380
Yeah.

1623
01:14:59.680 –> 01:15:00.920
Anyway, yes.

1624
01:15:01.120 –> 01:15:02.520
I echo what Tanya said, Dennis.

1625
01:15:02.560 –> 01:15:03.340
Thank you so much.

1626
01:15:03.440 –> 01:15:03.980
Great work.

1627
01:15:04.580 –> 01:15:06.000
And I knew you were going to bring it.

1628
01:15:07.180 –> 01:15:10.700
All your explanations, all your analysis really brought…

1629
01:15:10.700 –> 01:15:12.220
It wasn’t just a clip episode.

1630
01:15:12.360 –> 01:15:13.420
I learned something new.

1631
01:15:13.740 –> 01:15:16.100
But it was also a lot of fun to look back on some of those scenes

1632
01:15:16.100 –> 01:15:17.060
that we haven’t seen in a while.

1633
01:15:17.500 –> 01:15:20.940
So thank you so much for being the reason for us to do that.

1634
01:15:21.560 –> 01:15:22.200
Thank you, guys.

1635
01:15:22.240 –> 01:15:23.480
It’s been a lot of fun having you over here.

1636
01:15:23.660 –> 01:15:24.940
I think we should do this every Thursday.

1637
01:15:24.940 –> 01:15:25.440
What do you think?

1638
01:15:25.560 –> 01:15:26.880
Just come on up every Thursday.

1639
01:15:27.920 –> 01:15:29.340
It takes a while to set this all up.

1640
01:15:29.440 –> 01:15:31.860
But I mean, you know, I’ll make it work if you want to make it work.

1641
01:15:32.160 –> 01:15:34.300
Anyway, either way, it’s been…

1642
01:15:34.300 –> 01:15:35.920
Well, what will Matt’s rabbits do?

1643
01:15:37.520 –> 01:15:40.160
You get a slightly more sober Matt as well.

1644
01:15:40.220 –> 01:15:40.620
That’s right.

1645
01:15:40.820 –> 01:15:41.560
Because you got to drive home.

1646
01:15:41.580 –> 01:15:42.580
Trade-off, guys.

1647
01:15:43.500 –> 01:15:44.540
You got to be responsible.

1648
01:15:44.880 –> 01:15:45.640
Anyway, thanks, guys.

1649
01:15:45.760 –> 01:15:46.860
Linda, it’s great to see you.

1650
01:15:46.960 –> 01:15:48.440
Thank you all for coming out tonight.

1651
01:15:49.360 –> 01:15:49.600
Matt.

1652
01:15:50.360 –> 01:15:50.940
Oh, sorry, Victor.

1653
01:15:51.000 –> 01:15:51.600
Victor’s next.

1654
01:15:54.250 –> 01:15:54.510
Dennis.

1655
01:15:55.330 –> 01:15:56.830
You are a legend.

1656
01:15:58.470 –> 01:16:01.450
I have to say, I enjoyed your analysis and deconstruction

1657
01:16:01.450 –> 01:16:04.030
almost as much as I enjoy my deconstructed burrito.

1658
01:16:05.230 –> 01:16:07.310
But yeah, you really brought it.

1659
01:16:07.530 –> 01:16:08.350
I learned a lot.

1660
01:16:08.590 –> 01:16:09.630
I think we all learned a lot.

1661
01:16:09.710 –> 01:16:10.030
Yes.

1662
01:16:11.030 –> 01:16:13.070
And, you know, it’s funny, right?

1663
01:16:13.090 –> 01:16:15.370
Because when we watch these things, we don’t break them down.

1664
01:16:15.470 –> 01:16:18.690
We don’t really think they’re more than what they are.

1665
01:16:19.050 –> 01:16:23.450
And, you know, probably a lot more goes into the choreography of those.

1666
01:16:23.450 –> 01:16:28.530
Probably not so much with the headbutt scene, but with the other stuff, certainly.

1667
01:16:29.170 –> 01:16:30.710
So thanks for this.

1668
01:16:31.350 –> 01:16:34.370
And again, another layer uncovered.

1669
01:16:34.550 –> 01:16:35.430
So thanks for that.

1670
01:16:36.890 –> 01:16:40.250
Al, thanks for welcoming us to your abode here

1671
01:16:40.250 –> 01:16:45.310
and treating us to some food and good company and whatnot.

1672
01:16:45.990 –> 01:16:46.850
So appreciate that.

1673
01:16:47.670 –> 01:16:50.590
Linda and I will have to get ready for our big trip home now.

1674
01:16:51.230 –> 01:16:53.510
You’ve got some cream puffs to take you home.

1675
01:16:54.370 –> 01:16:55.370
We’ll leave those for the kids.

1676
01:16:55.670 –> 01:16:56.230
That’s all right.

1677
01:16:56.670 –> 01:16:58.110
Did you leave any left in the box?

1678
01:16:58.490 –> 01:16:59.670
There’s two or three left.

1679
01:16:59.870 –> 01:17:01.390
Oh, you’re eating them like they were fucking popcorn.

1680
01:17:01.450 –> 01:17:01.670
I know.

1681
01:17:01.690 –> 01:17:02.410
It’s crazy.

1682
01:17:06.970 –> 01:17:07.870
Dennis, thank you.

1683
01:17:08.470 –> 01:17:10.130
Dude, yeah, no lies.

1684
01:17:10.570 –> 01:17:11.790
I was excited about this.

1685
01:17:11.910 –> 01:17:13.770
I knew you were going to bring some great clips.

1686
01:17:13.990 –> 01:17:16.730
They all certainly took me back to some of my favorite moments.

1687
01:17:16.810 –> 01:17:18.730
And I’m like, fuck, those are such good scenes.

1688
01:17:18.750 –> 01:17:20.490
I want to actually go back and watch it all again

1689
01:17:20.490 –> 01:17:22.350
But I agree.

1690
01:17:22.670 –> 01:17:24.770
I mean, I think this is probably the first episode

1691
01:17:24.770 –> 01:17:26.710
we’ve had where I actually feel like I learned something.

1692
01:17:27.250 –> 01:17:29.710
It doesn’t happen very often, but it was genuine.

1693
01:17:29.950 –> 01:17:32.550
I’m like, I wanted to hear more.

1694
01:17:32.690 –> 01:17:33.930
I loved your commentaries.

1695
01:17:33.990 –> 01:17:35.130
You were going through those.

1696
01:17:36.170 –> 01:17:38.530
And then you tried to steal Victor’s microphone stand.

1697
01:17:38.810 –> 01:17:40.710
And he took his hands off for a moment.

1698
01:17:40.710 –> 01:17:41.730
Now he’s gripping harder and higher.

1699
01:17:43.230 –> 01:17:44.250
Knuckles are white.

1700
01:17:44.310 –> 01:17:45.270
He’s gripping it so hard.

1701
01:17:45.390 –> 01:17:46.490
What’s going on?

1702
01:17:47.610 –> 01:17:49.810
I’ve never seen anything like this in my life.

1703
01:17:49.810 –> 01:17:51.510
And it’s my favorite.

1704
01:17:52.670 –> 01:17:55.710
I will do this every week just to sit beside Victor.

1705
01:17:56.910 –> 01:17:59.170
By the way, I said Al.

1706
01:17:59.210 –> 01:18:00.630
I meant Al and Tanya as well.

1707
01:18:01.110 –> 01:18:03.890
But because Tanya wasn’t actually here to greet us

1708
01:18:03.890 –> 01:18:07.170
because she decided to prioritize her daughter over us.

1709
01:18:08.050 –> 01:18:08.570
But whatever.

1710
01:18:09.530 –> 01:18:11.190
But no, thank you to both of you.

1711
01:18:14.010 –> 01:18:15.170
Oh yeah, there’s Tanya.

1712
01:18:15.390 –> 01:18:16.710
I brought the food, by the way.

1713
01:18:16.810 –> 01:18:18.490
I brought it first and then dropped it off.

1714
01:18:19.610 –> 01:18:20.050
Allegedly.

1715
01:18:20.390 –> 01:18:22.350
I did see something come into the house

1716
01:18:22.350 –> 01:18:23.490
and then Al took over.

1717
01:18:23.850 –> 01:18:24.410
He got us already.

1718
01:18:24.690 –> 01:18:25.770
But yeah, no, and on that.

1719
01:18:25.770 –> 01:18:28.030
Al made the salad with his bare hands.

1720
01:18:28.150 –> 01:18:30.690
I have never seen someone put so much stuff in a salad.

1721
01:18:30.830 –> 01:18:32.290
And it was, I don’t know.

1722
01:18:32.370 –> 01:18:33.270
How do you make salad?

1723
01:18:33.270 –> 01:18:34.350
How do you have salad?

1724
01:18:34.570 –> 01:18:36.070
Clearly not the same way.

1725
01:18:36.070 –> 01:18:36.790
No, apparently not.

1726
01:18:36.810 –> 01:18:38.750
She and the rabbits eat just the lettuce leaves.

1727
01:18:38.750 –> 01:18:41.410
I sent him a text message on how to do it.

1728
01:18:42.050 –> 01:18:43.290
He was right at it.

1729
01:18:43.290 –> 01:18:44.690
He almost dropped a knife on his foot too.

1730
01:18:44.750 –> 01:18:46.930
Yeah, that was a true story.

1731
01:18:46.930 –> 01:18:48.910
That was a true story.

1732
01:18:49.570 –> 01:18:51.770
Apparently, that was a podcast all in itself.

1733
01:18:51.850 –> 01:18:54.290
There was lots of fun tonight watching Al operate his house.

1734
01:18:54.370 –> 01:18:55.110
It’s really good.

1735
01:18:55.990 –> 01:18:58.450
But yeah, it was worth the drive up here

1736
01:18:58.450 –> 01:19:00.330
just for those few moments and all this.

1737
01:19:00.490 –> 01:19:01.770
So thanks, guys, for having us.

1738
01:19:02.590 –> 01:19:03.870
And it was fun coming up.

1739
01:19:03.890 –> 01:19:05.510
And I realized it really is the middle of nowhere.

1740
01:19:05.670 –> 01:19:06.990
I’m surprised the internet works.

1741
01:19:09.430 –> 01:19:12.610
True story, I lost all of my favorite radio stations

1742
01:19:12.610 –> 01:19:13.570
on the way up here.

1743
01:19:14.910 –> 01:19:16.650
So you guys have a well?

1744
01:19:18.350 –> 01:19:19.990
No, we’re still on town.

1745
01:19:20.690 –> 01:19:21.670
I don’t know.

1746
01:19:21.790 –> 01:19:22.490
Well, allegedly.

1747
01:19:23.130 –> 01:19:25.490
But anyways, the company was worth it.

1748
01:19:25.550 –> 01:19:27.210
And thank you so much, you guys.

1749
01:19:27.210 –> 01:19:27.790
Welcome to radio.

1750
01:19:27.870 –> 01:19:28.970
And this was so great to see.

1751
01:19:29.070 –> 01:19:30.850
This really is the first time the four of us

1752
01:19:30.850 –> 01:19:33.250
have done a show together since day one.

1753
01:19:33.770 –> 01:19:34.290
And wow.

1754
01:19:34.390 –> 01:19:37.230
So even if we can’t do it, it was never

1755
01:19:37.230 –> 01:19:37.990
going to happen every week.

1756
01:19:37.990 –> 01:19:40.010
But we need to find some kind of cadence

1757
01:19:40.010 –> 01:19:42.470
that we do like special episode when we get together

1758
01:19:42.470 –> 01:19:43.930
because it is really great to see everyone.

1759
01:19:43.930 –> 01:19:45.630
This is almost our anniversary one.

1760
01:19:45.810 –> 01:19:46.250
Is it?

1761
01:19:46.530 –> 01:19:48.610
Well, we missed it by like 30 days or whatever.

1762
01:19:49.350 –> 01:19:49.790
Yeah, 90 days.

1763
01:19:49.910 –> 01:19:50.930
60 days or whatever.

1764
01:19:51.410 –> 01:19:51.810
Whatever it is.

1765
01:19:52.610 –> 01:19:53.850
So anyway, I’m happy we did it.

1766
01:19:54.210 –> 01:19:57.550
It was a serendipitous thing that happened

1767
01:19:57.550 –> 01:19:59.590
because it wasn’t supposed to go down this way.

1768
01:19:59.650 –> 01:20:02.030
This whole week was meant to be the get together.

1769
01:20:02.030 –> 01:20:03.330
It was going to be, what, tomorrow?

1770
01:20:03.350 –> 01:20:03.750
Yeah.

1771
01:20:03.750 –> 01:20:05.170
We didn’t have a show recording.

1772
01:20:05.190 –> 01:20:06.490
We were doing a normal Thursday.

1773
01:20:06.750 –> 01:20:09.670
And then through a couple of scheduling conflicts,

1774
01:20:09.690 –> 01:20:11.330
we ultimately said, let’s just get together

1775
01:20:11.330 –> 01:20:11.970
on the Thursday.

1776
01:20:11.970 –> 01:20:13.550
And here we are.

1777
01:20:13.690 –> 01:20:15.130
So I’m glad it all worked out, guys.

1778
01:20:15.270 –> 01:20:15.630
Perfect.

1779
01:20:16.090 –> 01:20:16.270
Dennis?

1780
01:20:17.110 –> 01:20:18.490
I’m glad I got to be a part of it.

1781
01:20:18.490 –> 01:20:18.750
Yeah.

1782
01:20:18.750 –> 01:20:19.890
It’s cool for me.

1783
01:20:20.850 –> 01:20:23.230
But I’ve dedicated my life to helping people

1784
01:20:23.230 –> 01:20:24.210
protect themselves.

1785
01:20:24.390 –> 01:20:26.510
And I wanted to thank you for the opportunity

1786
01:20:27.050 –> 01:20:28.790
to do that a little bit.

1787
01:20:29.190 –> 01:20:31.170
I thought I loved Letter County before.

1788
01:20:31.330 –> 01:20:33.250
But episodes like this and reviewing clips

1789
01:20:33.250 –> 01:20:35.650
and really taking a deep dive into the series,

1790
01:20:36.050 –> 01:20:38.470
you find more things to really appreciate

1791
01:20:38.470 –> 01:20:40.870
about the show and how much thought

1792
01:20:40.870 –> 01:20:43.270
and action goes into it.

1793
01:20:43.290 –> 01:20:45.310
The way that they construct these episodes,

1794
01:20:46.090 –> 01:20:47.910
just, again, the music, the montage,

1795
01:20:48.050 –> 01:20:50.390
the cinematography is freaking amazing

1796
01:20:50.390 –> 01:20:52.010
just as a passive observant.

1797
01:20:52.150 –> 01:20:54.390
But when you really do a deep dive,

1798
01:20:55.610 –> 01:20:58.170
it boggles the mind how much actually goes into this

1799
01:20:58.170 –> 01:20:59.450
and how well it turns out.

1800
01:21:01.130 –> 01:21:03.410
Again, I want to thank you for the opportunity

1801
01:21:03.410 –> 01:21:04.970
to kind of dive in on this

1802
01:21:04.970 –> 01:21:08.890
and provide a platform for me to teach somebody something.

1803
01:21:09.290 –> 01:21:11.590
And if at any point during this episode you thought,

1804
01:21:11.670 –> 01:21:13.370
you know what, that guy seems pretty cool.

1805
01:21:13.370 –> 01:21:14.710
I wish I had a friend like that.

1806
01:21:14.710 –> 01:21:16.390
Well, you have a friend like that.

1807
01:21:16.690 –> 01:21:17.390
His name is Dennis.

1808
01:21:17.770 –> 01:21:18.870
Just a message away.

1809
01:21:19.030 –> 01:21:19.770
There you go.

1810
01:21:20.170 –> 01:21:20.830
Oh, fantastic.

1811
01:21:20.870 –> 01:21:21.930
In another country, too, though.

1812
01:21:22.030 –> 01:21:22.430
You’re such a great guy.

1813
01:21:22.430 –> 01:21:23.450
We need to get you up here.

1814
01:21:23.570 –> 01:21:24.530
We need to get you up here.

1815
01:21:25.690 –> 01:21:27.510
And before I play us off here,

1816
01:21:27.630 –> 01:21:28.830
Linda, do you have anything you want to say?

1817
01:21:29.170 –> 01:21:31.210
Oh, I just wanted to say I’m so happy

1818
01:21:31.210 –> 01:21:32.650
to be part of this.

1819
01:21:32.850 –> 01:21:34.410
And it was fantastic.

1820
01:21:34.750 –> 01:21:36.310
What was it like to see the behind the scenes?

1821
01:21:36.330 –> 01:21:37.830
Get the microphone out of my face, Alan.

1822
01:21:43.910 –> 01:21:47.390
What was that SNL sketch where they shoved the microphone

1823
01:21:47.390 –> 01:21:48.210
in the person’s face?

1824
01:21:48.350 –> 01:21:50.010
Anyway, thank you so much.

1825
01:21:50.190 –> 01:21:51.250
It’s great to see you, Linda.

1826
01:21:52.070 –> 01:21:53.570
I’m going to play us off here with a song

1827
01:21:53.570 –> 01:21:55.250
from tonight’s episode.

1828
01:21:55.690 –> 01:21:59.250
It is Do It, Try It by M83.

1829
01:22:15.910 –> 01:22:16.870
You two behave, will you?

1830
01:22:16.890 –> 01:22:18.650
And that’s all we have for this episode.

1831
01:22:18.750 –> 01:22:22.090
Next week, we have nothing planned for next week.

1832
01:22:22.350 –> 01:22:23.910
Actually, we’re probably going to take a week off

1833
01:22:23.910 –> 01:22:25.670
because we have some scheduling conflicts.

1834
01:22:26.070 –> 01:22:28.150
That means we will be back in a couple of weeks

1835
01:22:28.910 –> 01:22:29.870
with a new show.

1836
01:22:29.910 –> 01:22:30.930
And I don’t know what we’re going to have.

1837
01:22:31.510 –> 01:22:33.210
So stay tuned to our Twitter handle.

1838
01:22:33.570 –> 01:22:34.210
That’s future us’s problem.

1839
01:22:34.350 –> 01:22:35.090
Yeah, yeah.

1840
01:22:35.270 –> 01:22:36.010
Future us’s problem.

1841
01:22:36.150 –> 01:22:38.410
But for now, don’t forget to give our sponsor

1842
01:22:38.410 –> 01:22:39.550
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1843
01:22:39.690 –> 01:22:41.310
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1844
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1846
01:22:46.430 –> 01:22:47.770
If you’d like to support the podcast,

1847
01:22:47.790 –> 01:22:49.770
rate us on iTunes, Spotify, or become a patron,

1848
01:22:50.050 –> 01:22:52.110
there is a Patreon link on our site,

1849
01:22:52.110 –> 01:22:53.890
or Twitter profile at protostanpod.

1850
01:22:54.270 –> 01:22:55.530
We’re also on Facebook, Instagram,

1851
01:22:55.830 –> 01:22:57.270
and TikTok at protostanpod.

1852
01:22:57.510 –> 01:22:58.350
Thank you for joining us.

1853
01:22:58.470 –> 01:22:59.530
Now we’re going to go outside

1854
01:22:59.530 –> 01:23:00.710
and pick a fight with my neighbors,

1855
01:23:00.990 –> 01:23:02.410
because why not?

1856
01:23:02.910 –> 01:23:06.850
On behalf of Dennis, Victor, Linda, Matt, Tanya,

1857
01:23:06.870 –> 01:23:08.250
and myself, thank you for listening,

1858
01:23:08.290 –> 01:23:09.270
and have a great week.

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