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The gang are joined by their buddy Jason Ikerd who kicks out his favourite Squirrely Dan reactions scenes.
Episode Limerick:
Tonight we celebrate the Squirreliest of Dans,
And Jason has arrived list in hand,
For the Squirrely D fest,
Breaking down all of his best,
Cause that’s what we appreciates bout the man.
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Tonight we celebrate the squirreliest of Dan’s and Jason has arrived list in hand for the
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Squirrely D Fest breaking down all of his best because that’s what we appreciate
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about the man.
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That’s when she cut off her balls.
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Cut off her balls?
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Correct.
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I think you mean cut off his balls.
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Incorrect.
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Oh, no?
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Oh, yes.
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That is why you never give a shit.
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That fresh produce stand there.
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That’s a beauty.
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What do yous listen to?
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My favorite murder podcast.
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Taggarton Torrance podcast.
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The produce stand.
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Ah, fucking sexy.
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It’s Thirsty Thursday and that means we are once again hanging out at the produce
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stand.
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Podcast paying tribute to all things in the universe.
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Now I know what you’re thinking.
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There are many other podcasts below to Kenny out there, but this one is about
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to get extra squirrely.
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I’m Al, your host, and joining me in the room as always is lovely Tanya, and online
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we have Squirrely Matt and the vengeful Victor.
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And joining us tonight, he’ll give you a run for your money at Letter Kenny Trivia.
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He’s Hotel Security to the Stars and a close personal friend of Tommy Lee.
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He’s a patron and a good guy.
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He’s a really good guy.
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Please join me in making some noise for Jason Eichard.
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Wondrous.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Welcome back to the produce stand, Jason.
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And what do we got here?
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Jason, I love it.
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I love it.
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All right.
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Awesome.
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You’re you’re muted right now.
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You’re muted.
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Your big reveal and he’s muted.
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Hi, y’all.
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I’m working on speaking in Southern because I’m trying out for a roll out here in
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L.A. I went for a hike earlier with Alston.
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It was pretty cool.
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I got some tacos, too.
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Wow. Look at you.
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You’re already.
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Jason, you’re amazing, dude.
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That’s awesome. I am going to if everything works out tonight, I’m going to post this
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as a video on YouTube the whole episode, because I think there’s just going to be
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a lot of visual here.
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So but for those who are listening, just audio only, Jason is dressed up as
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Squirrely Dan. He’s got the the checkered shirt overalls and the
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Squirrely Dan. Where did you get that hat?
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The squirrel squirrel.
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Oh, yeah. So that’s that’s a legitimate like letter Kenny Squirrely Dan hat.
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No, I had to kiss the maid.
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I love it.
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I got to where did you get the picture of the cow behind you?
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I kind of love it. Yeah.
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I don’t know. That’s that’s that’s the wife.
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OK, I need to know.
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I need that cow in my life.
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You got a bunch of cow pictures all over this place.
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I mean, that looks like an original.
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Yeah, yeah, it does. It looks great.
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Dig it. Look, it’s staring into my soul.
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It’s a cow on a canvas.
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Well, I mean, Jason, you’ve been on on the podcast before,
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so we’re just going to get it now.
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Tonight’s lineup is Al, Victor, Matt, Tanya and our guest.
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Jason will have the last word.
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I’ll start, I guess.
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This past weekend, my band played our second show,
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second show, the second second show ever at Donnelly’s up in Berry.
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And we had a great time. Good crowd.
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Good turnout. I posted some videos on our on the band’s website
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and had some, you know, crazy people dancing on each other’s shoulders
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and stuff. It was it was a lot of fun.
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Pretty good night.
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Tanya and I also ended up watching the Elvis movie this past week.
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Yeah. And yeah.
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Well, so it’s kind of a tale of two movies.
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So is it Baz Luhrmann? He’s the director, right? Yeah, yeah.
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It’s very, very style, especially the first half.
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Very, very stylized the first half.
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And they I mean, I know it’s, you know, they’re trying to talk
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about a 35 year lifespan of his career or whatever.
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So they they go through a lot of stuff really quick.
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It settles down in the second half.
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A gorgeous movie.
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And the kid that got to play Elvis was amazing.
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And after a while, you just forget you’re not even looking at Elvis.
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And he was especially good in the in Las Vegas days.
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But the whole movie was spectacular to watch.
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And he did a lot of the own of the voice work as well.
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So the early the young Elvis,
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he’s singing singing.
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And then later on, the Vegas days and stuff,
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they blend his voice with Elvis’s voice.
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So really, really good.
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Yeah. Yeah. Really good.
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And highly recommend if you can watch it in theaters.
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It’s a spectacular looking movie in theaters.
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What I mean about kind of like the stylized and they take some liberties,
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especially early on in his life, when when they’re showing him growing up
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and is it Tennessee or somewhere like
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in like a black neighborhoods and stuff like that, there was hip hop playing.
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Like it’s from, you know, these are scenes from the 1930s,
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but they’re playing hip hop.
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So that kind of takes you out of it a bit or whatever.
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But other than that, I loved it.
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I thought it was great.
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Tanya, the first half, she’s like, I’m not sure I’m enjoying this,
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but I don’t know.
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What did you think of the like when we watch the rest of it?
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Yeah. As you know what, I appreciated it more when we watched
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the behind the scenes and what the actor like that stuff was phenomenal.
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Seeing what the actor had to go through and how
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just deep he went into that role and learning all he could to become Elvis.
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And that was that was really powerful.
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And the movie was good.
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It was it was just very artsy.
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And it wasn’t what I thought it was going to be.
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I thought it was going to be more like a dramatic telling.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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And it was more of an artistic tell. Yeah.
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Did it give any credit to the actual musicians and artists?
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Yeah, no, I think it did.
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Yeah, I think it gave pretty good.
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I’ll do credit to the people who influenced him,
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like the artists who influenced Elvis when he was younger and so on.
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Like I recommend it.
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I think it’s a really good watch.
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Like if you enjoyed, for example, Rocket Man, if you enjoyed
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Beaming Rhapsody, if you enjoyed those movies, this one here,
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it was just as good.
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And the kid, I can’t get and apparently he met Priscilla.
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And Priscilla was like after a while, she she gave him the blessing, too.
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Like she couldn’t believe how good how well he did.
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So, yeah.
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Yeah. And then the only other thing today,
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I was out in the office today with 400 of my coworkers.
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They had like food trucks and stuff.
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It was a lot of fun. It was weird to be in the office.
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What were the food trucks that showed up?
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There was a jerk truck.
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So a Jamaican truck and a taco truck.
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And then they had an ice cream truck as well.
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It was awesome. And then they had a.
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Did you know we have a terrace now, Matt?
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They had a DJ playing on the terrace.
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Did they finish that? Yeah, yeah.
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So it was kind of nice to see some of that.
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Not many people, I could have really blended head in.
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Oh, you wanted to come?
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To get to those food trucks.
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Yeah, I mean, the I had the jerk chicken and it was just OK.
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I mean, it was it wasn’t spectacular, but it was good anyway.
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So that was that’s been my week, really.
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Victor, how about you?
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Well, let’s see here.
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I haven’t been doing anything too exciting
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because I’m still trying to figure out what’s wrong with my knee.
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I’ve been going to a specialist on Monday
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and my family physician
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sent me to like some very fancy specialist
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who works on the Toronto Maple Leaf.
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So I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing
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that she thinks I need to go see somebody like that.
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But anyway, so we’ll see.
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We’ll see what’s going on.
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Maybe there’s something growing inside.
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I don’t know. Is that at McMichael Hospital?
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Say no, it’s not.
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It’s not a it’s like, oh, it’s not their practice.
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It’s but but anyway, so we’ll see what happens.
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And I forgot last week when I was giving my updates
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because I was getting over a cold and stuff like that.
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And then we had missed a week and whatnot.
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So actually, I had celebrated my son’s 19th birthday.
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And my and it was our wedding anniversary.
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Also, so happy anniversary.
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Well, how many years? 24 years.
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So one more year.
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And I think it’s it’s dust.
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Is that the dust?
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Oh, poor, poor.
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Start planning now.
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Start planning now.
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What are you going to do? So so anyway.
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But yeah, so it hasn’t been too exciting of a week.
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But so just, you know, binging some TV shows and stuff like that.
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We watched Blackbird, which is it’s about this serial killer kind of thing.
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So it’s not it’s not like an easy watch, but it’s really like well done.
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And it’s based on the true story.
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And so the actor that played the serial killer.
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Oh, my God, he did a really good job.
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But I so if you have a chance to catch it, it’s a quick watch.
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I think it’s only six episodes.
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So it’s a really good one.
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It’s a one and done.
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And then we finished the season of Orville, the latest season.
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Oh, yes, we did, too. Yeah, yeah.
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It’s so good.
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I just such it’s such an I don’t know.
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I think it’s a very underrated show.
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And we just enjoy it.
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It’s a love letter to Star Trek, obviously.
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It’s it’s just so well done.
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I love it. And it’s the last time we’ll see Norm.
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So as you have it. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I thought maybe they I mean,
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they could still get somebody to do like a norm impression, I guess.
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But no, they should not do that.
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No, you’re right. You’re right.
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But yeah, a quality show. We love that show.
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Yeah. It’s a lot of fun.
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Matt, how about you?
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Good. Good.
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You know, it hasn’t been without its drama.
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I know I vented a little bit online, but I’m not going to get into that.
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I’m just tired of some bullshit.
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So we’ll move on to a happier thing.
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Well, before you forget, I just finished it will grow back.
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And we’re alluding to Matt’s hair.
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He’s not wearing a hat today just to show off the brand new fresh haircut.
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Oh, I mean, I also remind me, I must wear a hat that much that it actually
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I almost feel like I offend people when I don’t.
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And that and that goes true to work as well.
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Like I work for a corporation, but I am now accustomed.
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I’ve acclimated everyone I work with to being used to me in a hat.
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So I show in the meetings, but I’m talking like VPs and chiefs
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of my company are like, where the fuck is your hat?
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And I will stop the meeting, go get a hat and put it on.
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OK, that’s better.
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Like it’s I’ve made it.
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And it is a little bit alarming.
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The Superman Clark Kent thing.
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Casey thinks you look great.
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Before you forget, I won’t let you forget.
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I just finished listening to your appearance on the Green
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Dale Human podcasters podcast.
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Yes. Yes.
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So thank you. Yeah, I appeared on them last.
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And I meant to make a shout out last week.
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I completely forgot like an idiot.
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But yeah, last Friday joined our friend Jack and the boys down under
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on the Green Dale Human podcasters talking about community.
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And that’s always a blast.
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So I was thankful to them for having me on.
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They’re such a great group and such a blast to hang out with.
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So that was good. I’m glad you listened. Thanks.
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I hope it was worth your time.
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Yeah, of course it was always.
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Yeah, I mean, I made a whole list this time.
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Normally I’m like, I’m not really sure what to say, but it’s been a good week.
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I like my parents are in town.
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Oh, yeah. I haven’t seen them in a long time.
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So I’m off today and tomorrow and, you know, extending my weekend a bit.
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Like I literally I pretty much forgot we were doing this tonight.
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I had already made sure I had it open.
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So it wasn’t an issue, but it was like nine o’clock.
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And I just got home like, oh, shit, I got to jump on the podcast
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because we’ve been going all day.
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I was at Wonderland in the morning with the kids.
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Afternoon with the family doing some other stuff.
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My son’s soccer game home, run around.
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But it’s all been getting a lot into one day.
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Usually it’s just that’s only Thursday.
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Don’t even get me started on tomorrow and the next day.
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But it’s you know, we we try to.
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I mean, again, we don’t I only have all my kids,
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you know, for periods of time, right?
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Because my older ones live primarily their mother.
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So when they’re with us,
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we literally jam pack every fun, awesome, epic thing we can do
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into a short period of time to make it as worth it as we can.
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Yeah, that’s just how we roll.
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And it’s so much fun. But it’s been good.
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My little guy, actually, we we got him potty trained last weekend.
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Hey, all right. Well, I’m officially done with diapers.
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Hopefully. Well, until until you’re old and you need them.
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That’s fine. Someone else can figure out how to work those.
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I don’t have to do them at that point, do I?
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I don’t know if I’m at the point where I need them.
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Do I still need to put them on or does someone else do that for me?
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Depends. OK.
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Well, I’m going to lose it.
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You know, I’m leaning on the ladder.
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How lucid you are and how weak your bladder is.
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Good point.
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So that’s been I mean, that was exciting.
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He took to it like a champ.
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So we’re pretty excited around here.
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Work was pretty cool.
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I got another nice little raise this week that was really unexpected,
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but definitely made my week,
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you know, a little spiel talking about, you know, just want to make you
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know that the work you’re doing is welcomed.
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And so I felt good about that.
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And again, it’s another long shot, but I’ve got a standing audition
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right now and another voiceover work.
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I know I pinged you for some feedback and took it to heart.
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And this this one isn’t McDonald’s, but it’s for this country.
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It’s just as big.
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So fingers crossed for you. But yeah, thanks.
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I mean, again, I don’t know how many people are in the pool.
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These things. But regardless, it’s just kind of fun to be a part of it.
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And if I land a gig one day, it’s going to be exciting.
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Maybe this is it.
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I should know probably tomorrow if it’s a reality.
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So that’s super exciting.
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Yeah. Yeah, it’s cool.
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I might be able to put voice actor on my on my resume one day.
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Thanks. I’m getting kudos from the from the live stream folks
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because they like my depends joke that all of you guys missed.
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But anyway, did I miss it?
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No, I mean, it’s fine.
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I called it out. Yes, you did, Victor.
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Yes, I appreciate it.
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Sorry, Victor. I didn’t mean to hurt you.
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Did you snort? I just snorted.
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Anyway, go on back around me.
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And then last thing is, again, I made a list.
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That last thing I thought we’re talking about TV shows.
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I found my new hook that it only comes out once a week on Disney Plus,
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but it’s on FX is the bear.
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OK, that one looks so I heard about the bear.
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I heard I am absolutely in love with this fucking.
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Oh, is it good?
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It’s yeah. Jeremy Allen White, who played
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Lip on Shameless.
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If you watch Shameless, he’s a he’s a chef that worked
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for like one of the best restaurants in the world.
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And I was come back to my god.
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I’m going to forget it. I think he’s in Chicago.
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Running a little sandwich shop now or that his brother used to own
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after he died and him trying to reign in this ragtag crew
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of chefs and kitchen staff.
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And it’s vulgar and over the top.
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Perfect. And while the first episode is one of the most stressful shows
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I’ve ever watched on television.
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But you feel it because they do such a fantastic job
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of pulling you into the world that he is experiencing.
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But, you know, I’m four episodes in now.
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And the layers and layers of story they’re starting to uncover
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on these characters.
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I’m just it’s such a fantastically done show.
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Highly recommend it.
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Awesome. It’s all all centers around a small restaurant in Chicago.
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But it’s it’s so fucking good.
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I’ve been thinking about checking it out, but I wasn’t sure.
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Me too. I will, for sure.
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With that, yeah, yeah, it’s it’s really something like I like.
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I think when I finished the first episode, I even tweeted out saying
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like, this has potential for a top 10 show for me for my in my in my taste,
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in my opinion.
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It’s right up there.
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Is it going to make me hungry?
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Yeah. Like, am I going to go?
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Surprisingly, no.
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Oh, OK. It takes place in a restaurant.
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They don’t focus as much on the food.
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I mean, it’s there, but it’s more about the staff
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and the interactions and how they get along.
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And, you know, it’s one of those restaurants
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has been around for years and years and years.
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And he’s come in and now he’s trying to rebuild it
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and get it back up to life.
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And yeah, they’re very resistant to change.
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That’s cool.
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And it’s not like stupid humor like the waiting movies.
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No, no, no.
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I mean, that has elements of humor, for sure.
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Like, it’s definitely sort of a dramedy, I would say.
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But it’s more on the drama side with some good laughs in between
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and some real great characters to work with.
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So highly recommend it. Check it out.
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All right. I’ll have to check that one out.
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That’s my spiel of list.
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All right, Ted.
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Oh, this I don’t even remember where we left off.
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But so I have a job interview coming up, hopefully.
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Fingers crossed.
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I know it. I know what week it’s on.
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I just don’t know the date yet.
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Is it voice acting?
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God, I would hope so.
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I would love it to be voice acting.
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Like, Matt, if you can throw a bone my way.
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Like, I’d love to do something like that.
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But no, this is more my like office stuff.
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So hopefully that’s going to work out.
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And this week I’ve had my…
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So when we were stuck on the airplane for quite some time
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and then we landed in Toronto,
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the very next day my sciatic nerve just flared up.
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Advil wasn’t going to cut it.
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I started, so this is why I was saying,
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you’re drinking wine,
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when’s the last muscle relaxer you had?
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So yeah, I’ve been just doing the cold compresses
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and hot and trying my best to stretch this nerve.
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And oh, I’m not doing so great with it,
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but it’s, yeah.
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I’ve got massage therapy and physiotherapy lined up next
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and drugs in the meantime.
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So he came in.
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Hey, Tanya, for your interview,
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what are you planning to ask at the end of the interview
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when they say, do you have any questions for us?
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Is this part of the interview right now?
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Victor’s trying to coach you right now.
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Oh, is this coaching?
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I’m…
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He is a big wig at where he works, so.
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Yeah, maybe you can give me some pointers.
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Well, yeah, I’ll give you a good question to ask them.
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Okay, running it out.
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Yeah, so what you want to do is ask them,
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if you hire me today,
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how will you know that you made the right decision
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a year from now?
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Ooh, wow.
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Did somebody ask you that in an interview?
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No, but I haven’t done an interview
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in quite a long time.
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He’s just wise naturally.
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Wow.
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No, no, I mean, like, you know.
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That’s a great question.
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Yeah, that’s a really good question.
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Yeah, I mean, personally,
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so yeah, that’s a fantastic question.
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When it comes to interviews, a while back I learned,
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I actually love interviews.
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I hate interviews.
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But I’ll tell you why, because I hit a point where,
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yeah, when I was younger, they may be nervous as shit,
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but what I realized at one point in my career
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is that the interview is just as much
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about you getting to know them and vice versa, right?
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And when you have that reality,
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is nothing wrong with going into one
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and realizing halfway through the interview,
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this is not right for me, right?
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So having that awareness as you’re going through
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and knowing that you’re as much trying to make sure
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they’re a fit for yourself
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as they’re trying to make you’re a fit for them,
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it almost mentally can even the playing field.
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So you just become like,
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I’m just trying to make sure we’re good.
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And if you’re good and it works out
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and you’re all on the same page,
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it enhances your ability.
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It’s kind of hilarious.
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On Tuesday, I took our daughter to Taekwondo
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and I was sitting there with the mom
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and she asked me about the trip and stuff.
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So we were talking about Newfoundland
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and then one thing led to another
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and we were talking about jobs.
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And I said that I have a job interview coming up
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and she said, what you do?
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We started talking and she said,
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oh yeah, I do the same thing.
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I’m a new market, what company are you with?
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And she told me, and I’m like,
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I applied to your company like twice
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trying to get a job posting that came up recently.
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And she’s like, what, really?
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00:19:52.740 –> 00:19:55.080
She’s like, give me your resume.
480
00:19:55.200 –> 00:19:56.600
She’s like, you know what?
481
00:19:56.640 –> 00:19:57.920
If I click with a person,
482
00:19:57.940 –> 00:19:59.760
I will definitely bring you in.
483
00:19:59.900 –> 00:20:02.640
She’s like, cause even if you don’t have
484
00:20:02.640 –> 00:20:04.140
all the background, she says,
485
00:20:04.680 –> 00:20:07.440
yeah, she says I would hire you and I’m like,
486
00:20:08.460 –> 00:20:11.520
please fire the other person and bring me on.
487
00:20:11.520 –> 00:20:14.700
I actually, I may have said that I’d work for free
488
00:20:14.700 –> 00:20:16.000
just to get in there.
489
00:20:16.220 –> 00:20:19.960
Like I was like, I love the company so much.
490
00:20:20.080 –> 00:20:24.060
I’m like, oh my God, it’s very few and far between
491
00:20:24.060 –> 00:20:27.800
that you can find a company that people love working for
492
00:20:27.800 –> 00:20:32.260
like that there’s not like this whole work 24 seven
493
00:20:32.260 –> 00:20:34.600
and just go, go, go, go, go and keep on going.
494
00:20:35.000 –> 00:20:35.940
And I, yeah.
495
00:20:35.940 –> 00:20:37.760
Don’t blow your load, don’t blow your load.
496
00:20:37.860 –> 00:20:38.680
I know, I know.
497
00:20:38.760 –> 00:20:40.760
Your culture is so important these days.
498
00:20:41.280 –> 00:20:41.640
Yeah.
499
00:20:42.360 –> 00:20:42.580
Jason.
500
00:20:43.600 –> 00:20:43.940
Hey buddy.
501
00:20:44.180 –> 00:20:46.040
Before you tell us about how you’ve been,
502
00:20:46.340 –> 00:20:48.500
you had some, some exciting guests
503
00:20:48.500 –> 00:20:50.140
at your hotel yesterday.
504
00:20:50.460 –> 00:20:51.100
Yeah, you did.
505
00:20:51.740 –> 00:20:54.680
Well, it was the other day, but yeah.
506
00:20:55.780 –> 00:20:56.380
Care to explain?
507
00:20:57.500 –> 00:20:59.480
We had Motley Crue and Def Leppard.
508
00:21:00.020 –> 00:21:00.520
Yeah, you did.
509
00:21:01.080 –> 00:21:01.640
Nice.
510
00:21:02.360 –> 00:21:04.420
Yeah, you tweeted out that Tommy Lee was,
511
00:21:04.920 –> 00:21:06.000
you met him or something?
512
00:21:06.840 –> 00:21:09.140
I had to say hi and you know,
513
00:21:09.140 –> 00:21:12.100
he was coming in, getting the elevator for him.
514
00:21:12.140 –> 00:21:12.620
Amazing.
515
00:21:12.740 –> 00:21:14.960
They go up with their security guy.
516
00:21:15.660 –> 00:21:17.760
And Def Leppard, I didn’t know about Def Leppard.
517
00:21:17.820 –> 00:21:20.140
Did you try to high five the drummer or was that?
518
00:21:20.780 –> 00:21:22.100
I didn’t even see him.
519
00:21:22.400 –> 00:21:24.660
Like I honestly didn’t see them.
520
00:21:25.020 –> 00:21:28.160
Like I saw, I called Tommy Lee
521
00:21:28.160 –> 00:21:31.380
and I think a couple of the members of Motley Crue,
522
00:21:31.380 –> 00:21:32.220
but that was it.
523
00:21:32.220 –> 00:21:34.220
But they left a little later.
524
00:21:34.220 –> 00:21:34.620
Right.
525
00:21:34.620 –> 00:21:37.000
Because they were the last act in the show.
526
00:21:37.000 –> 00:21:41.840
So they left after the mass hoard of people
527
00:21:41.840 –> 00:21:46.200
went to the football stadium to watch them.
528
00:21:46.520 –> 00:21:46.620
Right.
529
00:21:46.760 –> 00:21:49.800
Oh my, you must so enjoy people watching.
530
00:21:50.540 –> 00:21:52.360
Like just to see everybody.
531
00:21:52.480 –> 00:21:53.660
That’s a perk of the job.
532
00:21:53.660 –> 00:21:55.680
It has to be a perk of the job.
533
00:21:56.120 –> 00:21:57.420
I get a laugh out of what,
534
00:21:57.640 –> 00:21:59.640
like I’ll look at exterior cameras at times
535
00:21:59.640 –> 00:22:01.720
and just watch people doing stupid stuff.
536
00:22:01.920 –> 00:22:04.020
And I’m just like, are you serious?
537
00:22:04.480 –> 00:22:05.460
Come on.
538
00:22:05.460 –> 00:22:08.740
It’s like the greatest live television show in the world.
539
00:22:10.480 –> 00:22:10.580
Yeah.
540
00:22:10.580 –> 00:22:12.460
And so you got to go deal with a drunk idiot.
541
00:22:12.940 –> 00:22:13.460
Yeah.
542
00:22:13.760 –> 00:22:15.800
It’s an interactive show.
543
00:22:16.580 –> 00:22:17.140
Yeah. Yeah.
544
00:22:17.140 –> 00:22:18.540
Not a fun interactive show.
545
00:22:19.240 –> 00:22:21.860
I just pictured you at the hotel
546
00:22:21.860 –> 00:22:24.100
and you would be a terrible person at the hotel.
547
00:22:24.100 –> 00:22:27.960
You get so giddy around like certain people.
548
00:22:28.280 –> 00:22:31.360
No, you know, every person that I have been with
549
00:22:31.360 –> 00:22:32.700
and you get so giddy.
550
00:22:32.700 –> 00:22:36.860
Like even at the movie premiere and you saw that guy
551
00:22:36.860 –> 00:22:39.520
and you’re like, holy shit, you’re blah, blah, blah.
552
00:22:39.800 –> 00:22:41.020
And you get-
553
00:22:41.020 –> 00:22:43.060
That was a guy from a less than kind.
554
00:22:43.460 –> 00:22:44.080
What’s his name?
555
00:22:44.860 –> 00:22:46.960
Oh man, his name has escaped me now.
556
00:22:47.300 –> 00:22:47.700
No, but-
557
00:22:47.700 –> 00:22:50.700
Even at the airport for the Blue Jays guy.
558
00:22:50.740 –> 00:22:52.540
Well, that was Roberto fucking Alomar.
559
00:22:52.660 –> 00:22:53.180
I’m sorry.
560
00:22:54.220 –> 00:22:56.440
All right, if it’s Roberto Alomar,
561
00:22:56.500 –> 00:22:57.200
he’s got an excuse.
562
00:22:57.320 –> 00:22:57.640
Yeah.
563
00:22:57.700 –> 00:22:59.220
Oh man, he got so giddy.
564
00:23:00.940 –> 00:23:02.580
Machio or whatever, what’s his name?
565
00:23:02.860 –> 00:23:03.700
Ralph Machio?
566
00:23:03.720 –> 00:23:04.940
No, not Ralph Machio.
567
00:23:05.060 –> 00:23:05.860
God damn it, no.
568
00:23:06.620 –> 00:23:06.920
It’s gonna-
569
00:23:06.920 –> 00:23:07.560
Something like that.
570
00:23:07.560 –> 00:23:08.440
Yeah, it’s gonna bother him.
571
00:23:08.640 –> 00:23:10.240
I’m numb to it anymore.
572
00:23:11.600 –> 00:23:12.020
You’re right.
573
00:23:12.940 –> 00:23:16.220
I would not be good working like at a film festival
574
00:23:16.220 –> 00:23:16.680
or whatever.
575
00:23:16.680 –> 00:23:17.860
And I would be terrible
576
00:23:17.860 –> 00:23:19.400
because I would treat everybody the same
577
00:23:19.400 –> 00:23:21.280
because I wouldn’t know who’s an actor and who’s not
578
00:23:21.280 –> 00:23:24.140
because I don’t recognize faces.
579
00:23:24.620 –> 00:23:25.740
I don’t give a fuck.
580
00:23:26.040 –> 00:23:27.700
I don’t recognize faces, yeah.
581
00:23:28.520 –> 00:23:29.460
Oh my.
582
00:23:29.600 –> 00:23:30.740
Anyway, how have you been, Jason?
583
00:23:31.920 –> 00:23:33.680
Good, had a long week.
584
00:23:33.740 –> 00:23:34.140
Yeah.
585
00:23:35.140 –> 00:23:36.580
Dealing with groupies.
586
00:23:37.540 –> 00:23:39.080
Well, let’s see, had drunk idiot
587
00:23:39.080 –> 00:23:44.520
that flipped a Andy Warhol picture off the wall.
588
00:23:44.680 –> 00:23:45.500
Oh no.
589
00:23:45.620 –> 00:23:47.060
Like an actual real deal?
590
00:23:47.540 –> 00:23:50.480
Like an actual photographed picture that was in a frame.
591
00:23:51.160 –> 00:23:53.680
I honestly, I was wishing he would have broke the
592
00:23:53.680 –> 00:23:55.980
frame because I would have walked up to him
593
00:23:55.980 –> 00:23:59.300
and gone $15,000 now or go to jail.
594
00:24:00.420 –> 00:24:01.100
Oh my.
595
00:24:02.120 –> 00:24:04.220
So he would have paid for the money broke
596
00:24:04.220 –> 00:24:05.700
or gone to jail.
597
00:24:06.740 –> 00:24:07.180
Wow.
598
00:24:08.740 –> 00:24:09.840
Yes, thank you, Victor.
599
00:24:10.060 –> 00:24:11.220
Jesse Camacho is the guy.
600
00:24:11.280 –> 00:24:12.640
I couldn’t remember you right.
601
00:24:13.660 –> 00:24:18.300
Yeah, so what’s the next concert or what’s coming up?
602
00:24:18.440 –> 00:24:19.500
Do you know these things?
603
00:24:19.640 –> 00:24:21.520
Like, do you get a heads up before these things happen?
604
00:24:21.920 –> 00:24:25.280
A little bit, but I can’t remember who’s,
605
00:24:25.280 –> 00:24:27.780
I think we’re on a little bit of a lull right now.
606
00:24:28.000 –> 00:24:33.220
We had on, well, they came in yesterday and left yesterday
607
00:24:33.220 –> 00:24:34.700
and I can’t even remember who it was
608
00:24:36.100 –> 00:24:38.600
because again, they just start blending together.
609
00:24:38.940 –> 00:24:39.340
Sure.
610
00:24:41.030 –> 00:24:43.330
And I was just like, oh, okay, meh.
611
00:24:44.710 –> 00:24:46.270
We get a song that I’m like,
612
00:24:46.270 –> 00:24:48.030
I don’t know who the fuck this is.
613
00:24:48.030 –> 00:24:49.390
Who the fuck, whatever.
614
00:24:50.670 –> 00:24:50.690
Yeah.
615
00:24:51.550 –> 00:24:53.110
Cause they don’t tell us who they are,
616
00:24:53.110 –> 00:24:54.470
but it’s not hard to go, oh, hey,
617
00:24:54.470 –> 00:24:55.690
they’re playing at this venue.
618
00:24:57.610 –> 00:24:59.150
So here’s a cool question.
619
00:24:59.250 –> 00:25:01.870
Do they like in the movies go under suitor names?
620
00:25:02.790 –> 00:25:03.150
Yes.
621
00:25:03.550 –> 00:25:03.850
Okay.
622
00:25:04.410 –> 00:25:05.950
Has there any been interesting suitor names
623
00:25:05.950 –> 00:25:07.470
or are they always like basic bitch stuff
624
00:25:07.470 –> 00:25:08.990
like John Smith?
625
00:25:09.810 –> 00:25:12.950
No, like they’ll use weird stuff.
626
00:25:13.410 –> 00:25:13.990
Don’t give them away.
627
00:25:14.150 –> 00:25:14.570
You’ll get fired.
628
00:25:14.570 –> 00:25:16.230
The NBA players are a little more funny
629
00:25:16.230 –> 00:25:18.370
because like some of them will do
630
00:25:18.370 –> 00:25:19.710
really fucked up names.
631
00:25:19.730 –> 00:25:21.210
Like one was Dirk Diggler.
632
00:25:21.250 –> 00:25:22.270
Oh, okay, yeah.
633
00:25:22.670 –> 00:25:24.570
So I mean, you just get like,
634
00:25:24.570 –> 00:25:27.750
you know, they’re Johnny Rotten Crotch.
635
00:25:28.170 –> 00:25:30.870
And I’m like, they’ll use TV show.
636
00:25:30.990 –> 00:25:33.170
Like most of them have like one set one
637
00:25:33.170 –> 00:25:37.110
they use when they’re traveling.
638
00:25:39.210 –> 00:25:39.810
Visted sister.
639
00:25:40.010 –> 00:25:41.350
Yes, very well.
640
00:25:41.570 –> 00:25:41.950
All right.
641
00:25:42.030 –> 00:25:44.150
Well, I put it out to our streamers here
642
00:25:44.150 –> 00:25:47.130
who’s a diabolical coffee ad they wanted to listen to
643
00:25:47.130 –> 00:25:50.690
and they have voted and here it is.
644
00:25:52.430 –> 00:25:54.250
Just like Skodude energy drink,
645
00:25:54.250 –> 00:25:57.630
diabolical coffee has a new spokesperson, me.
646
00:25:58.230 –> 00:26:00.490
Diabolical coffee is devilishly good coffee
647
00:26:00.490 –> 00:26:02.430
and diabolically awesome swag.
648
00:26:02.970 –> 00:26:04.330
There’s a roast for all tastes
649
00:26:04.330 –> 00:26:05.970
and even some you didn’t know you wanted.
650
00:26:06.510 –> 00:26:08.270
You can order whole bean, coarse
651
00:26:08.270 –> 00:26:10.210
and standard grind and espresso.
652
00:26:10.490 –> 00:26:11.550
Or if you’re like Al and me,
653
00:26:11.570 –> 00:26:14.170
there’s a cake cup option for single cup brewers.
654
00:26:14.650 –> 00:26:17.150
And for the duration of season 10 of our podcast,
655
00:26:17.310 –> 00:26:19.510
you can use the promo code produce stand
656
00:26:19.510 –> 00:26:21.630
for 10% off anything in the store.
657
00:26:21.630 –> 00:26:24.710
That’s 10% off all coffee and merch.
658
00:26:25.090 –> 00:26:26.910
Thank you to diabolical coffee
659
00:26:26.910 –> 00:26:28.850
and to Eric for your support.
660
00:26:29.370 –> 00:26:31.510
Yes, as Matt is trying to remind us,
661
00:26:31.510 –> 00:26:32.410
that is an old ad.
662
00:26:32.630 –> 00:26:35.670
We’re up to 20% off now if you use produce stand pod.
663
00:26:36.210 –> 00:26:39.450
And edit like your voice into 10% and say 20%.
664
00:26:39.450 –> 00:26:41.970
And our buddy, our buddy, Mike Low Ranger,
665
00:26:42.030 –> 00:26:44.190
he just tweeted out that he’s ordering more coffee
666
00:26:44.190 –> 00:26:45.230
from diabolical coffee.
667
00:26:45.270 –> 00:26:47.150
So you should all do the same.
668
00:26:47.630 –> 00:26:48.970
And speaking of support,
669
00:26:49.150 –> 00:26:50.750
welcome to new Twitter followers,
670
00:26:50.750 –> 00:26:53.030
Boneless from Aurora Borealis,
671
00:26:53.390 –> 00:26:56.190
Jess Jen, Turtle Peking from United States,
672
00:26:56.510 –> 00:26:59.130
The Happy Sam, Jade Shipley from Washington,
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The Yellow Supremacist from Vancouver,
674
00:27:02.190 –> 00:27:04.030
Brandon Parrish from Washington, Indiana,
675
00:27:04.370 –> 00:27:06.790
Brent, Zach Randall from Gross City, Ohio,
676
00:27:07.210 –> 00:27:11.570
Nick, TMLFan99 from Georgetown, Ontario,
677
00:27:12.210 –> 00:27:15.310
Tynan Clark, The Finest Neon from Chandler, Arizona,
678
00:27:15.450 –> 00:27:16.970
Don’t Wreck Yourself podcast,
679
00:27:17.310 –> 00:27:19.330
PK from Seacoast, New Hampshire,
680
00:27:19.800 –> 00:27:23.890
Derek Heitland at Shelltron 3030,
681
00:27:24.270 –> 00:27:26.990
Amanda M. Lubeck from Midwest,
682
00:27:27.690 –> 00:27:30.550
National Treasure Hunt podcast from Here at the Wall,
683
00:27:31.010 –> 00:27:33.030
Aaron Gilbreth from Texas,
684
00:27:33.450 –> 00:27:39.370
Robin McLeod, Zach Kaminerz, sorry Zach,
685
00:27:39.930 –> 00:27:42.050
Emmet Sweeney from Donegal, Ireland.
686
00:27:42.470 –> 00:27:44.010
We’re getting a lot of listeners in Donegal.
687
00:27:44.070 –> 00:27:44.590
This is great.
688
00:27:44.810 –> 00:27:46.970
Cat Mask Replica from Austin, Texas,
689
00:27:46.970 –> 00:27:51.190
Monkey, Dylan McFuckle from Anchorage, Alaska,
690
00:27:52.930 –> 00:27:56.210
McFuckle, that’s PH not F by the way,
691
00:27:56.830 –> 00:28:01.750
Justin Bishop, Samuel Wolfie Jr.
692
00:28:01.830 –> 00:28:04.130
That’s it, from Kansas City, Missouri,
693
00:28:04.830 –> 00:28:07.250
Don from New Jersey, Scott Bockelman,
694
00:28:07.610 –> 00:28:09.490
Ed, Matt Townsend, Charlie,
695
00:28:09.810 –> 00:28:12.570
Sean Stewart from Chattanooga, Tennessee,
696
00:28:13.030 –> 00:28:14.250
Rick Whitesill from Ottawa,
697
00:28:14.690 –> 00:28:15.950
Corey Jansen from Edmonton,
698
00:28:15.950 –> 00:28:17.790
Tim Sullivan, John Hutchins,
699
00:28:18.070 –> 00:28:20.170
Scott Gibson, Jonathan Michael,
700
00:28:21.270 –> 00:28:24.230
Taneya Birkenholz from Manford, Oklahoma,
701
00:28:24.830 –> 00:28:26.990
Austin Lovis from St. Paul, Minnesota,
702
00:28:27.390 –> 00:28:29.270
Nicole Schnabel from Here and There,
703
00:28:29.590 –> 00:28:31.610
Nate Oh from Whitesboro, New York,
704
00:28:32.550 –> 00:28:34.230
Joel Thunder from Duluth, Minnesota,
705
00:28:34.570 –> 00:28:36.570
The D, very distracting for Tanya,
706
00:28:36.730 –> 00:28:39.470
Yvette Costa from Greeley, Colorado,
707
00:28:40.110 –> 00:28:42.350
Big Guy Mark Tyler from Tulsa, Oklahoma,
708
00:28:42.570 –> 00:28:44.830
Dwee from Grand Rapids, Michigan,
709
00:28:44.830 –> 00:28:48.530
and Jackie McCork from Listowell, Ontario.
710
00:28:49.010 –> 00:28:49.350
Thanks. Hello.
711
00:28:49.530 –> 00:28:50.410
Yes, thank you.
712
00:28:50.450 –> 00:28:51.710
Maybe she knows Jared.
713
00:28:51.910 –> 00:28:54.750
Thank you for following and hopefully for listening.
714
00:28:55.910 –> 00:28:57.290
Previously on Letter Kenny.
715
00:28:57.470 –> 00:29:00.090
Last week we were joined by the TPS Takeover team,
716
00:29:00.250 –> 00:29:01.890
Casey, Trace, Aaron, and Awesome.
717
00:29:02.190 –> 00:29:04.030
We had a great time talking about their great work
718
00:29:04.030 –> 00:29:05.250
and our vacation.
719
00:29:05.670 –> 00:29:07.390
This week our buddy Jason joins us
720
00:29:07.390 –> 00:29:09.690
to kick out his favorite Squirrely Dan reactions
721
00:29:09.690 –> 00:29:11.350
on Letter Kenny, so.
722
00:29:12.170 –> 00:29:13.890
Well, don’t bore us, get to the chorus.
723
00:29:14.420 –> 00:29:16.050
All right, Jason, you did a lot of work
724
00:29:16.050 –> 00:29:17.490
and you put me to a lot of work
725
00:29:17.490 –> 00:29:21.270
because you went through Letter Kenny
726
00:29:21.270 –> 00:29:23.550
from season one all the way to the end
727
00:29:23.550 –> 00:29:25.670
and you wrote down your favorite.
728
00:29:25.970 –> 00:29:28.430
So, well, tell us what your process was
729
00:29:28.430 –> 00:29:29.670
to collect these clips.
730
00:29:31.030 –> 00:29:33.430
It had to be like an honest,
731
00:29:33.650 –> 00:29:35.110
pure good reaction from Dan.
732
00:29:35.370 –> 00:29:36.410
It couldn’t be like,
733
00:29:36.630 –> 00:29:38.250
it might’ve been a facial expression,
734
00:29:38.290 –> 00:29:39.450
it might’ve been verbal,
735
00:29:39.950 –> 00:29:41.710
it might’ve just been the way he acted,
736
00:29:41.710 –> 00:29:43.210
but like if it was one of his
737
00:29:43.210 –> 00:29:46.730
just like kinda on like Dan just talking rant,
738
00:29:46.970 –> 00:29:49.590
like Tuna and Dickhole really was just a Dan statement
739
00:29:50.330 –> 00:29:52.110
versus a Dan reaction.
740
00:29:52.250 –> 00:29:53.730
Okay, so you’re going for reactions,
741
00:29:53.790 –> 00:29:56.550
not necessarily scenes or lines or statements, okay.
742
00:29:56.550 –> 00:29:56.970
Yes.
743
00:29:57.210 –> 00:29:59.650
Okay, great, so again, we have 30 of these,
744
00:29:59.650 –> 00:30:00.870
so we got lots to go through
745
00:30:00.870 –> 00:30:03.130
and I’m not even sure how this is gonna work
746
00:30:03.130 –> 00:30:05.230
in terms of sharing the video,
747
00:30:05.230 –> 00:30:08.010
so we’re gonna try this and see how it goes.
748
00:30:08.570 –> 00:30:10.870
Is there a signal to let you know
749
00:30:10.870 –> 00:30:12.290
if your sound goes crazy?
750
00:30:13.230 –> 00:30:14.750
I’m sure I’ll hear from everyone.
751
00:30:15.370 –> 00:30:18.050
So, I’m sharing the screen, I’m just gonna,
752
00:30:18.070 –> 00:30:19.430
you know what, we’re gonna play,
753
00:30:19.590 –> 00:30:22.730
I added my own clip because I didn’t know
754
00:30:22.730 –> 00:30:23.650
what your criteria was,
755
00:30:23.690 –> 00:30:24.890
but there was one that I wanted to add
756
00:30:24.890 –> 00:30:25.630
right at the top.
757
00:30:25.890 –> 00:30:28.190
We’re gonna count down from 31 to 20
758
00:30:28.190 –> 00:30:30.950
and then you can maybe talk about some of these, okay?
759
00:30:35.430 –> 00:30:36.330
All right, here we go.
760
00:30:37.690 –> 00:30:38.990
Here’s a tip, don’t fart in a space suit.
761
00:30:39.150 –> 00:30:41.150
Here’s a tip, don’t sneeze when you’re taking a piss.
762
00:30:41.350 –> 00:30:42.590
Here’s a tip, it’s really hard
763
00:30:42.590 –> 00:30:44.030
to get Tuna out of your dickhole.
764
00:30:47.420 –> 00:30:49.080
That was my bonus, now here we go.
765
00:30:49.080 –> 00:30:54.420
Breathe deeply, for the air is thick
766
00:30:54.420 –> 00:30:56.160
with the sweet scent of dick meat.
767
00:30:57.280 –> 00:30:59.760
Come, let us gather by the fire
768
00:30:59.760 –> 00:31:02.000
and devour endless sausages with our mouths
769
00:31:02.000 –> 00:31:03.740
together as men.
770
00:31:04.040 –> 00:31:05.880
I don’t care how gross you makes it sounds.
771
00:31:05.940 –> 00:31:07.020
Leads me to that meats.
772
00:31:07.800 –> 00:31:08.900
Is Levina’s on the properties?
773
00:31:09.140 –> 00:31:10.380
Time will soon tell, Daniel.
774
00:31:12.940 –> 00:31:14.960
Helmich Premium Blonde Harvest Ale,
775
00:31:15.400 –> 00:31:16.240
Mitchell, Ontario.
776
00:31:16.560 –> 00:31:18.720
Hardworking, cooperative, tough in the corners.
777
00:31:19.100 –> 00:31:20.080
Zurich bean off the top
778
00:31:20.080 –> 00:31:22.120
with a Strathroyd turkey finish.
779
00:31:22.800 –> 00:31:23.560
The dark meat.
780
00:31:23.560 –> 00:31:25.300
That tastes like wheat from the field
781
00:31:25.300 –> 00:31:26.860
of a stay-at-home defenseman.
782
00:31:27.140 –> 00:31:29.820
I’ll, Travis Hamanick, anybody?
783
00:31:30.600 –> 00:31:32.500
Let’s get this guy a fucking poppers.
784
00:31:32.740 –> 00:31:33.800
Don’t mind if I do.
785
00:31:34.720 –> 00:31:35.440
The glass.
786
00:31:41.510 –> 00:31:42.230
Picky up.
787
00:31:48.600 –> 00:31:49.660
Fell asleep right in the back
788
00:31:49.660 –> 00:31:51.000
of a garbage truck one time.
789
00:31:51.400 –> 00:31:51.760
Tolerable.
790
00:31:52.000 –> 00:31:52.260
Daniel.
791
00:31:52.460 –> 00:31:54.120
Did you have dogs see for 80% of their lives?
792
00:31:54.260 –> 00:31:55.600
You want to know what, he might be faking it.
793
00:31:55.720 –> 00:31:56.340
He’s faking it.
794
00:31:56.400 –> 00:31:56.980
Oh, he’s faking it.
795
00:31:57.060 –> 00:31:57.800
I can see he’s faking it.
796
00:31:57.860 –> 00:31:58.860
Are you faking it, Dan?
797
00:31:58.900 –> 00:32:00.280
Look, I can see one of his eyes are open.
798
00:32:00.360 –> 00:32:01.320
Yeah, he’s faking it.
799
00:32:01.440 –> 00:32:01.660
He’s faking it.
800
00:32:01.660 –> 00:32:01.840
Daniel!
801
00:32:02.100 –> 00:32:03.040
Don’t touch it, it hurts.
802
00:32:03.860 –> 00:32:06.100
You better cut out all that goddamn snoring
803
00:32:06.100 –> 00:32:07.360
before I stuff a cocksuckin’ whore
804
00:32:07.360 –> 00:32:08.440
back down your skull cave.
805
00:32:13.360 –> 00:32:15.580
Anybody tell you they seen more cunt than that’s a liar?
806
00:32:15.700 –> 00:32:18.100
I used to fuck so many tasties.
807
00:32:18.180 –> 00:32:19.200
Oh, time out, man.
808
00:32:19.260 –> 00:32:20.960
Where is Mrs. McMurray in all of this?
809
00:32:21.060 –> 00:32:22.840
We don’t ask those kinds of questions.
810
00:32:23.320 –> 00:32:25.120
I tell you, the last time we were down there,
811
00:32:25.120 –> 00:32:26.220
we made a little hashtag
812
00:32:26.220 –> 00:32:27.960
so the boys could keep track of each other.
813
00:32:28.160 –> 00:32:29.720
Let me tell you something.
814
00:32:30.140 –> 00:32:33.800
Vegas, hard rock, rooftop, poolside villas
815
00:32:33.800 –> 00:32:35.660
that cunts there for the money
816
00:32:35.660 –> 00:32:38.740
and the money’s there for the cunt.
817
00:32:41.940 –> 00:32:42.300
Yes.
818
00:32:44.890 –> 00:32:46.370
Don’t you ever talk to me again, Mr. Cissé.
819
00:32:46.470 –> 00:32:48.830
I’m just fucking degrading you.
820
00:32:51.820 –> 00:32:53.740
These kinds of had that one coming, good buddies.
821
00:32:53.880 –> 00:32:55.540
That’s a keeper if there ever was one,
822
00:32:55.620 –> 00:32:56.060
eh, good buddy?
823
00:32:56.740 –> 00:32:58.020
You’ll have one too, Katie.
824
00:33:02.910 –> 00:33:04.490
The McMurray’s are part of the lifestyle,
825
00:33:04.810 –> 00:33:07.110
so don’t they just do that kind of shit together?
826
00:33:07.270 –> 00:33:09.210
I mean, they seem so in love.
827
00:33:09.410 –> 00:33:11.450
Different strokes for different folks, Miss Katie’s.
828
00:33:11.490 –> 00:33:13.130
I don’t think Mrs. McMurray knows about this.
829
00:33:13.250 –> 00:33:14.550
It’s none of our beeswax, Miss Katie.
830
00:33:14.590 –> 00:33:15.390
And she oughta.
831
00:33:15.390 –> 00:33:17.090
That’s none of your beeswax, Miss Katie.
832
00:33:17.150 –> 00:33:18.570
What are you trying to say to me right now?
833
00:33:18.710 –> 00:33:20.270
I’m sorry, Miss Katie’s.
834
00:33:22.170 –> 00:33:22.610
Apples.
835
00:33:23.250 –> 00:33:23.690
Apples.
836
00:33:25.370 –> 00:33:26.510
Would you wear Gap Dream?
837
00:33:29.420 –> 00:33:29.840
No.
838
00:33:31.400 –> 00:33:32.760
Dairy, that’s for girls.
839
00:33:32.880 –> 00:33:34.000
Dairy, that’s for girls.
840
00:33:34.080 –> 00:33:36.380
You can’t walk around smelling like Purdy Girl.
841
00:33:37.080 –> 00:33:39.140
You’re not wearing it right now, are you?
842
00:33:40.540 –> 00:33:43.160
Close to expensive, fice shoe sunscreen, banana boat.
843
00:33:45.530 –> 00:33:46.650
So you sure you don’t want to come with us
844
00:33:46.650 –> 00:33:48.390
to Gayler’s birthday party there, big shooter?
845
00:33:48.390 –> 00:33:50.190
Too much jorn to do.
846
00:33:50.690 –> 00:33:51.710
Seen the vet wheel outta here.
847
00:33:51.930 –> 00:33:52.870
What’s the frequency there, Kenneth?
848
00:33:52.970 –> 00:33:54.070
Stormy got a finger in the bum.
849
00:33:54.130 –> 00:33:54.510
What is it?
850
00:33:54.510 –> 00:33:55.250
Two knuckler.
851
00:33:55.630 –> 00:33:56.570
Like a horizontal knuckler?
852
00:33:56.650 –> 00:33:57.330
Hard no.
853
00:33:57.430 –> 00:33:59.030
So that means that a two knuckler is-
854
00:33:59.030 –> 00:33:59.770
Can confirm.
855
00:34:00.010 –> 00:34:01.610
A person has two knuckles, okay?
856
00:34:01.790 –> 00:34:02.570
One, two.
857
00:34:02.630 –> 00:34:03.210
It’s called knuckle.
858
00:34:03.570 –> 00:34:04.030
I asked.
859
00:34:04.510 –> 00:34:05.090
I asked the vet.
860
00:34:05.110 –> 00:34:07.050
The vet said a person has two knuckles per finger.
861
00:34:07.150 –> 00:34:08.210
One, two.
862
00:34:08.330 –> 00:34:09.030
Okay, it’s clinical.
863
00:34:09.570 –> 00:34:11.010
So I don’t want to hear another word about it, fuck.
864
00:34:11.190 –> 00:34:12.230
Fair enough, good buddy.
865
00:34:14.940 –> 00:34:16.020
I think he faked it.
866
00:34:17.560 –> 00:34:18.000
Fake what?
867
00:34:18.560 –> 00:34:19.219
A stroke.
868
00:34:19.659 –> 00:34:21.620
Why would the dog’s fakes a stroke?
869
00:34:22.260 –> 00:34:24.580
Gus faked a stroke so that he could go to the vet
870
00:34:24.580 –> 00:34:26.179
and get a thermometer up the bum.
871
00:34:29.580 –> 00:34:33.380
Look, if you’re coming, you better come correct.
872
00:34:33.920 –> 00:34:35.300
Well, look how Stormy responds
873
00:34:35.300 –> 00:34:36.520
to a thermometer up the bum.
874
00:34:36.800 –> 00:34:37.540
Hates her life.
875
00:34:37.699 –> 00:34:38.820
No time for a knuckler there either.
876
00:34:38.940 –> 00:34:39.980
No time for a two knuckler.
877
00:34:40.020 –> 00:34:41.620
There’s no such thing as a three knuckler.
878
00:34:41.840 –> 00:34:42.699
Which we’ve established.
879
00:34:43.060 –> 00:34:43.600
Ceto too.
880
00:34:43.900 –> 00:34:45.219
Even the sight of a thermometer?
881
00:34:45.639 –> 00:34:46.480
Send him scrambling.
882
00:34:46.639 –> 00:34:47.659
Yeah, God help the vet tries
883
00:34:47.659 –> 00:34:48.800
to throw a knuckler up Ceto’s bum.
884
00:34:48.800 –> 00:34:50.280
That might not get that one back.
885
00:34:50.420 –> 00:34:51.320
What are you saying here, Katie?
886
00:34:51.639 –> 00:34:53.760
I’m saying that Gus is…
887
00:34:53.760 –> 00:34:55.260
Look, if you’re coming, you better come correct.
888
00:34:55.440 –> 00:34:56.400
Gus is gay.
889
00:35:03.230 –> 00:35:03.870
No, he isn’t.
890
00:35:04.470 –> 00:35:05.290
Yeah, he is.
891
00:35:06.230 –> 00:35:06.730
No, he isn’t.
892
00:35:06.910 –> 00:35:07.650
Yeah, he is.
893
00:35:08.270 –> 00:35:09.370
Have you ever seen him mount a female?
894
00:35:12.080 –> 00:35:12.720
He’s a gentleman.
895
00:35:16.340 –> 00:35:17.480
Girl’s gone wild.
896
00:35:23.210 –> 00:35:24.690
I don’t remember that.
897
00:35:25.030 –> 00:35:26.470
I took him down once.
898
00:35:26.650 –> 00:35:27.510
How’s that for you?
899
00:35:29.440 –> 00:35:30.400
Why only once?
900
00:35:30.400 –> 00:35:32.000
Because he died shortly after.
901
00:35:33.320 –> 00:35:34.600
He died in his 90s.
902
00:35:34.820 –> 00:35:35.060
Yeah.
903
00:35:35.420 –> 00:35:36.960
What are you doing taking down geriatrics, Gail?
904
00:35:37.120 –> 00:35:38.100
Well, you never met no one
905
00:35:38.100 –> 00:35:39.380
with a jerry-carat fetish before?
906
00:35:39.480 –> 00:35:40.220
The fuck out of here.
907
00:35:40.360 –> 00:35:41.640
Bet you never been to Lemon Party.org?
908
00:35:41.720 –> 00:35:42.560
The fuck out of here.
909
00:35:44.440 –> 00:35:46.900
Harry and Marv’s are probably stills out there as todays.
910
00:35:47.020 –> 00:35:47.960
Sufferings in silence.
911
00:35:48.080 –> 00:35:49.440
Harry and Marv are in Vegas
912
00:35:49.440 –> 00:35:51.880
with tits in both hands and an ass in the other.
913
00:35:52.140 –> 00:35:52.960
They’re champions.
914
00:35:53.060 –> 00:35:53.460
Okay.
915
00:35:53.580 –> 00:35:55.940
They’re London Bridge and Victoria’s Secret models
916
00:35:55.940 –> 00:35:57.420
on a beach in Waikiki.
917
00:35:58.340 –> 00:35:58.740
Okay.
918
00:36:00.400 –> 00:36:01.860
All right, we’re gonna stop it there.
919
00:36:01.940 –> 00:36:03.780
So that was 31 to 20.
920
00:36:06.520 –> 00:36:07.980
Jason, explain yourself.
921
00:36:08.980 –> 00:36:09.420
Okay.
922
00:36:09.760 –> 00:36:12.240
Well, the dairy beers, there was the two other ones,
923
00:36:12.260 –> 00:36:16.140
but there’s just that dynamic of Dan and Darius
924
00:36:16.140 –> 00:36:18.700
almost brotherly through that.
925
00:36:18.760 –> 00:36:19.980
If you watched the other two,
926
00:36:20.000 –> 00:36:21.020
like the first two beers,
927
00:36:21.160 –> 00:36:22.440
cause then Dan like chugs it.
928
00:36:22.440 –> 00:36:24.920
And he’s like that kid brother who frigging-
929
00:36:24.920 –> 00:36:25.240
Yeah.
930
00:36:25.320 –> 00:36:26.500
You’re like, yeah, you can have a drink
931
00:36:26.500 –> 00:36:28.020
and he slams the entire thing.
932
00:36:28.120 –> 00:36:28.940
And you’re like, little.
933
00:36:28.940 –> 00:36:30.480
Yeah, I had to cut that one short
934
00:36:30.480 –> 00:36:32.620
cause that was way too long what you gave me.
935
00:36:33.160 –> 00:36:36.940
But the facial expressions just,
936
00:36:37.740 –> 00:36:40.120
and then the McMurray facial expressions
937
00:36:40.120 –> 00:36:43.820
with Dan just, oh, oh God, oh, I don’t know.
938
00:36:44.320 –> 00:36:44.680
Yeah.
939
00:36:44.920 –> 00:36:45.880
And him waking up from sleep,
940
00:36:46.000 –> 00:36:46.900
don’t touch it, it hurts.
941
00:36:47.860 –> 00:36:48.940
Don’t touch it, it hurts.
942
00:36:48.960 –> 00:36:49.680
Those are the best.
943
00:36:49.820 –> 00:36:51.300
Whenever he wakes up, he wakes up,
944
00:36:51.760 –> 00:36:54.140
was it in the wingman Wayne?
945
00:36:54.320 –> 00:36:56.000
He had an egg in his mouth or something like that
946
00:36:56.000 –> 00:36:57.120
at the end of the day.
947
00:36:57.540 –> 00:36:58.480
He bits it out.
948
00:36:58.480 –> 00:36:59.320
Yeah.
949
00:36:59.700 –> 00:37:00.420
It’s well done.
950
00:37:00.820 –> 00:37:03.260
The frigging, like the girl’s going wild
951
00:37:03.260 –> 00:37:05.200
when he pretty much like KD lifts it up
952
00:37:05.200 –> 00:37:05.800
and he’s just like.
953
00:37:06.140 –> 00:37:06.900
Oh my God.
954
00:37:07.220 –> 00:37:08.200
I totally blame him for telling that.
955
00:37:08.260 –> 00:37:09.520
I don’t remember that episode.
956
00:37:09.580 –> 00:37:10.980
Well, it was season one
957
00:37:10.980 –> 00:37:12.780
when they were shooting the commercial.
958
00:37:13.100 –> 00:37:14.140
Now it’s season.
959
00:37:15.220 –> 00:37:17.140
Oh two, two season two.
960
00:37:17.400 –> 00:37:18.200
You went deep cut on this.
961
00:37:18.200 –> 00:37:19.040
Yeah, oh yeah, he did.
962
00:37:19.160 –> 00:37:20.220
He started from the beginning.
963
00:37:21.540 –> 00:37:25.180
It’s for the, when they have Stewart making the video
964
00:37:25.180 –> 00:37:27.640
and he’s gonna try and beat Devon’s view count.
965
00:37:28.140 –> 00:37:30.020
And honestly, I don’t remember that scene either,
966
00:37:30.040 –> 00:37:33.100
but that of the clips you played there,
967
00:37:33.100 –> 00:37:34.380
that was my favorite moment.
968
00:37:36.100 –> 00:37:37.300
I had to turn away for a second.
969
00:37:37.460 –> 00:37:38.480
It was fucking hilarious.
970
00:37:39.100 –> 00:37:41.540
He just has his facial reactions
971
00:37:41.540 –> 00:37:43.220
and all of these are just so great.
972
00:37:43.320 –> 00:37:45.280
A lot of times he doesn’t even have to speak.
973
00:37:46.060 –> 00:37:48.600
He just sells it on facial expression alone.
974
00:37:48.820 –> 00:37:50.460
Like with coach talking about Harry and Barb
975
00:37:50.460 –> 00:37:53.060
and he’s like, what the fuck?
976
00:37:53.760 –> 00:37:55.380
And then like he’s sitting there
977
00:37:55.380 –> 00:37:56.320
trying to figure it out
978
00:37:56.840 –> 00:37:59.820
and like toss it, like jiggle in the bottle back and forth.
979
00:38:00.500 –> 00:38:01.440
Like, huh?
980
00:38:02.320 –> 00:38:02.620
All right.
981
00:38:03.000 –> 00:38:04.260
The other quick thing I observed
982
00:38:04.260 –> 00:38:06.040
listening to those back and watch,
983
00:38:06.120 –> 00:38:08.160
I mean, I know we’re watching them as the podcast.
984
00:38:08.820 –> 00:38:10.080
Those are just great clips.
985
00:38:10.820 –> 00:38:12.640
So even like we got to see somewhere
986
00:38:12.640 –> 00:38:15.220
Dan didn’t say anything and his reactions were fantastic.
987
00:38:15.580 –> 00:38:17.300
But even without seeing his reaction,
988
00:38:17.320 –> 00:38:19.520
those are great clips to hear back to
989
00:38:19.520 –> 00:38:20.900
and I’m just loving every moment.
990
00:38:21.000 –> 00:38:23.300
Yeah, it’s just a fun to look back at those.
991
00:38:23.880 –> 00:38:25.540
So now my clip number 20,
992
00:38:25.540 –> 00:38:28.060
I take it you have your list there in front of you there.
993
00:38:28.440 –> 00:38:30.600
Okay, so why don’t you queue up number 20
994
00:38:30.600 –> 00:38:32.000
and then I’ll play it.
995
00:38:32.300 –> 00:38:35.020
Okay, so we got the speed dating conversations.
996
00:38:35.100 –> 00:38:36.720
Okay, what are we looking for here?
997
00:38:36.880 –> 00:38:38.500
We’re obviously watching Dan.
998
00:38:40.280 –> 00:38:43.860
Dan and I think it’s Dax that he’s talking to
999
00:38:44.540 –> 00:38:46.640
and going over the designated hitter
1000
00:38:46.640 –> 00:38:48.140
that he’s like learning all the terms.
1001
00:38:48.420 –> 00:38:50.240
He’s like being a giddy school boy.
1002
00:38:50.700 –> 00:38:52.600
And then when he’s got to deal with Riley,
1003
00:38:52.780 –> 00:38:54.540
he’s like, oh my God.
1004
00:38:54.540 –> 00:38:56.000
It’s like, the face is like,
1005
00:38:56.120 –> 00:38:59.020
I feel like I am dumber for having listened to you
1006
00:38:59.020 –> 00:39:00.640
for this couple of seconds.
1007
00:39:00.740 –> 00:39:01.920
All right, let’s go to the real.
1008
00:39:10.700 –> 00:39:11.780
Nice baseball socks.
1009
00:39:12.020 –> 00:39:12.700
He’s ever DH?
1010
00:39:12.860 –> 00:39:14.040
Easy, Dom DeLuisi.
1011
00:39:14.400 –> 00:39:14.620
Why?
1012
00:39:14.720 –> 00:39:16.520
I used to DH all the time in little leagues
1013
00:39:16.520 –> 00:39:18.060
on account of my power hitting ability
1014
00:39:18.060 –> 00:39:20.180
coupled with my perceived lack of running’s abilities.
1015
00:39:21.060 –> 00:39:22.280
Oh, sorry.
1016
00:39:22.360 –> 00:39:23.660
I thought you were talking about fucking.
1017
00:39:24.460 –> 00:39:25.220
What do you mean?
1018
00:39:25.660 –> 00:39:27.720
Well, a DH is someone who will fuck anything.
1019
00:39:29.400 –> 00:39:31.980
Oh, sort of like how getting a second base
1020
00:39:31.980 –> 00:39:33.160
is touching a gal’s boobies.
1021
00:39:33.240 –> 00:39:34.620
And an inside the park home run
1022
00:39:34.620 –> 00:39:35.840
is fucking in the bar toilets
1023
00:39:35.840 –> 00:39:37.800
before the bouncer finds out and kicks you out.
1024
00:39:38.980 –> 00:39:40.180
Do you got a sex term
1025
00:39:40.180 –> 00:39:41.840
what goes with getting the first base
1026
00:39:41.840 –> 00:39:43.380
on an intentional hit by a pitch?
1027
00:39:43.760 –> 00:39:44.020
Yep.
1028
00:39:44.160 –> 00:39:45.480
Now it’s getting Frenched by a gal,
1029
00:39:45.820 –> 00:39:46.860
but only because she’s getting back
1030
00:39:46.860 –> 00:39:48.080
in her messy drunk boyfriend.
1031
00:39:48.400 –> 00:39:49.660
What about reaching second base
1032
00:39:49.660 –> 00:39:51.060
on a drop fly ball in center field
1033
00:39:51.060 –> 00:39:52.020
because the sun’s in the eyes?
1034
00:39:52.140 –> 00:39:53.700
Of course, that’s when you think a day went poorly,
1035
00:39:53.780 –> 00:39:55.760
but then he gets his tits out in the cab right home.
1036
00:39:55.940 –> 00:39:56.640
Caught in a rundown.
1037
00:39:56.820 –> 00:39:57.820
Hitting on two girls at once
1038
00:39:57.820 –> 00:39:59.420
only to realize that they are friends
1039
00:39:59.420 –> 00:40:00.880
and they are not happy with you.
1040
00:40:01.060 –> 00:40:01.620
Check swing single.
1041
00:40:01.620 –> 00:40:02.680
Bumping into somebody,
1042
00:40:02.960 –> 00:40:04.000
accidentally touching their butt
1043
00:40:04.000 –> 00:40:06.280
and them being super into it.
1044
00:40:07.120 –> 00:40:07.920
Can I bury in you?
1045
00:40:10.880 –> 00:40:12.720
Well, that pickup line was about as off-putting
1046
00:40:12.720 –> 00:40:13.840
as I thought it was going to be,
1047
00:40:14.560 –> 00:40:17.080
so I’m gonna give you this here Valentine’s
1048
00:40:17.080 –> 00:40:17.440
and then-
1049
00:40:17.440 –> 00:40:18.560
Let’s never speak again.
1050
00:40:19.260 –> 00:40:20.720
Happy Valentine’s Day.
1051
00:40:24.260 –> 00:40:26.960
Let’s stick to greater.
1052
00:40:28.280 –> 00:40:29.540
I don’t get it.
1053
00:40:31.960 –> 00:40:32.480
I love that.
1054
00:40:32.780 –> 00:40:34.120
That was such a great episode.
1055
00:40:34.120 –> 00:40:35.400
Right there at the end.
1056
00:40:36.180 –> 00:40:36.560
Yeah.
1057
00:40:36.560 –> 00:40:37.580
Like, are you serious?
1058
00:40:39.160 –> 00:40:39.660
Great episode.
1059
00:40:39.820 –> 00:40:41.620
And it reminds me that,
1060
00:40:41.620 –> 00:40:44.260
reminded me to how great that song is in that episode.
1061
00:40:44.280 –> 00:40:44.860
I love it.
1062
00:40:45.120 –> 00:40:46.660
You may hear it again later.
1063
00:40:48.240 –> 00:40:50.740
All right, you wanted to tee up the next one?
1064
00:40:52.120 –> 00:40:54.100
It’s them yelling at Tibidoo.
1065
00:40:54.900 –> 00:40:56.620
It’s the whole Tibidoo thing.
1066
00:40:56.940 –> 00:40:57.480
All right.
1067
00:40:57.720 –> 00:40:58.700
Again, I may have,
1068
00:40:58.700 –> 00:41:00.420
so some of these I may have cut short
1069
00:41:00.420 –> 00:41:02.000
because they were kind of long clips.
1070
00:41:02.000 –> 00:41:04.620
So this is from season seven, episode two.
1071
00:41:07.540 –> 00:41:08.260
Oh, fuck.
1072
00:41:09.400 –> 00:41:11.160
His old man’s a fucking tit too.
1073
00:41:11.220 –> 00:41:11.540
Why?
1074
00:41:11.660 –> 00:41:12.580
He got a fucking impaired
1075
00:41:12.580 –> 00:41:15.000
taking his kid to soccer practice two summers ago.
1076
00:41:15.320 –> 00:41:17.140
Oh lordy, that’s a degen’s move.
1077
00:41:17.180 –> 00:41:17.840
Figure it out.
1078
00:41:18.460 –> 00:41:20.240
I seen Dalton chain up a sick cow
1079
00:41:20.240 –> 00:41:21.260
and drag it across the lawn
1080
00:41:21.260 –> 00:41:22.400
because it was too sick to stand.
1081
00:41:22.660 –> 00:41:23.220
Did he really?
1082
00:41:23.340 –> 00:41:23.640
No.
1083
00:41:23.900 –> 00:41:26.100
Mother cocks.
1084
00:41:26.460 –> 00:41:28.420
Fucking fuck you, Tibidoo.
1085
00:41:28.540 –> 00:41:29.180
Yeah, figure it out.
1086
00:41:29.340 –> 00:41:30.620
That’s why I said figure it out.
1087
00:41:30.660 –> 00:41:31.380
He said figure it out.
1088
00:41:31.400 –> 00:41:32.340
Figure it out for you.
1089
00:41:32.340 –> 00:41:33.040
What?
1090
00:41:34.820 –> 00:41:37.100
It’s face, it’s like, oh hell no.
1091
00:41:38.620 –> 00:41:39.280
Well done.
1092
00:41:39.640 –> 00:41:40.180
What’s next?
1093
00:41:40.280 –> 00:41:41.460
Number 18.
1094
00:41:41.900 –> 00:41:43.620
Katie and Bonnie running
1095
00:41:43.620 –> 00:41:46.020
when Wayne’s out in the shed.
1096
00:41:46.540 –> 00:41:47.280
The shed.
1097
00:41:47.500 –> 00:41:48.420
Watching misfire.
1098
00:41:48.540 –> 00:41:48.980
Correcting.
1099
00:41:50.040 –> 00:41:52.340
Yeah, this is a pretty good one.
1100
00:41:52.620 –> 00:41:54.120
Play a bit before all of our times,
1101
00:41:54.500 –> 00:41:55.540
but gives him a chuckle
1102
00:41:55.540 –> 00:41:56.560
and he needs it right now.
1103
00:41:56.740 –> 00:41:57.960
That child did not age well.
1104
00:41:58.260 –> 00:41:58.880
Let’s go.
1105
00:42:05.690 –> 00:42:07.490
All right, let’s take about 20% off there,
1106
00:42:07.530 –> 00:42:07.910
squarely down.
1107
00:42:07.910 –> 00:42:08.650
Yeah, sure.
1108
00:42:08.930 –> 00:42:09.810
Okay, Wayne’s not here,
1109
00:42:09.830 –> 00:42:11.210
so I guess you can say that now.
1110
00:42:11.910 –> 00:42:11.990
Yeah.
1111
00:42:15.410 –> 00:42:15.890
Squirrely Dan.
1112
00:42:15.930 –> 00:42:17.570
Oh, hey, look, the floor.
1113
00:42:19.770 –> 00:42:20.930
I love that.
1114
00:42:20.930 –> 00:42:21.830
That’s so good.
1115
00:42:22.270 –> 00:42:24.370
See, Victor, Squirrely Dan agrees with you.
1116
00:42:24.390 –> 00:42:25.970
That show did not age well.
1117
00:42:28.850 –> 00:42:31.150
Oh, we got animal sounds coming up.
1118
00:42:31.350 –> 00:42:31.670
Oh yeah, here we go.
1119
00:42:31.670 –> 00:42:33.070
We got animal sounds.
1120
00:42:33.990 –> 00:42:35.890
Season six, episode five.
1121
00:42:39.000 –> 00:42:40.920
Machiavelli, mom’s spaghetti.
1122
00:42:41.580 –> 00:42:43.320
It’s straight yay-o all day-o.
1123
00:42:43.520 –> 00:42:44.640
I’m the realest.
1124
00:42:46.280 –> 00:42:47.900
I said you made your point.
1125
00:42:48.580 –> 00:42:50.400
Gucci bag, poppin’ Dom,
1126
00:42:50.860 –> 00:42:52.480
racks on racks on racks, bitch.
1127
00:42:52.920 –> 00:42:53.620
Make money.
1128
00:42:53.780 –> 00:42:55.660
I’m a shoot on your casket.
1129
00:42:56.660 –> 00:42:58.220
This is getting obnoxious.
1130
00:42:58.420 –> 00:42:59.900
Versace, Versace, Versace.
1131
00:43:00.500 –> 00:43:01.220
Cash money.
1132
00:43:01.600 –> 00:43:02.900
Uzi’s in the back of the Bentley.
1133
00:43:03.620 –> 00:43:04.500
For real, though.
1134
00:43:06.140 –> 00:43:07.340
So you see, Dan?
1135
00:43:07.340 –> 00:43:10.380
No animal sounds as tough as a dog sound.
1136
00:43:10.500 –> 00:43:12.360
I’m the king of the jungle, bitch.
1137
00:43:12.360 –> 00:43:13.480
Bow down.
1138
00:43:17.350 –> 00:43:17.830
Rawr!
1139
00:43:17.950 –> 00:43:20.710
The point of him getting so frustrated to that point
1140
00:43:20.710 –> 00:43:22.250
and then having to go there.
1141
00:43:23.430 –> 00:43:24.310
Yeah, well done.
1142
00:43:24.590 –> 00:43:25.590
Up next.
1143
00:43:26.510 –> 00:43:26.590
Porn.
1144
00:43:27.210 –> 00:43:28.050
It’s the porn.
1145
00:43:28.470 –> 00:43:30.590
Season seven, episode three.
1146
00:43:31.870 –> 00:43:33.290
Where did you see it?
1147
00:43:35.540 –> 00:43:36.100
A website.
1148
00:43:36.380 –> 00:43:36.980
It’s porn.
1149
00:43:37.900 –> 00:43:39.140
How did you know that it was porn?
1150
00:43:39.320 –> 00:43:39.680
That’s all I said.
1151
00:43:39.700 –> 00:43:40.500
What are we talking here?
1152
00:43:40.500 –> 00:43:42.640
Cream pie, hentai, guy on guy.
1153
00:43:42.980 –> 00:43:43.680
I’m uncomfortable.
1154
00:43:43.920 –> 00:43:44.560
Come on, Dan.
1155
00:43:44.940 –> 00:43:45.780
We’re all friends here.
1156
00:43:45.960 –> 00:43:46.820
That’s a stretch.
1157
00:43:51.100 –> 00:43:53.000
Shall we agree to check the box,
1158
00:43:53.120 –> 00:43:54.280
henceforth agreeing to the terms
1159
00:43:54.280 –> 00:43:56.380
and conditions of this discussion?
1160
00:43:56.860 –> 00:43:57.120
Yeah.
1161
00:43:57.740 –> 00:43:59.560
Dan, begin.
1162
00:44:10.580 –> 00:44:12.040
Fucking Christ, tick-tock.
1163
00:44:14.680 –> 00:44:16.220
There was a man’s.
1164
00:44:19.220 –> 00:44:20.780
And a woman’s.
1165
00:44:21.000 –> 00:44:21.160
Reese?
1166
00:44:21.620 –> 00:44:22.620
I think this is one of those things
1167
00:44:22.620 –> 00:44:24.020
you’re supposed to take slow and steady.
1168
00:44:31.400 –> 00:44:33.480
Do we just watch it?
1169
00:44:34.520 –> 00:44:34.820
Yeah.
1170
00:44:47.360 –> 00:44:48.380
I’ve seen that one.
1171
00:44:48.640 –> 00:44:49.420
Same stir.
1172
00:44:49.740 –> 00:44:50.280
Me too.
1173
00:44:51.160 –> 00:44:52.280
Yeah, I’ve seen her in a bunch of things.
1174
00:44:52.540 –> 00:44:54.540
I’ve seen a bunch of things in her.
1175
00:44:54.960 –> 00:44:55.080
Wait.
1176
00:44:55.300 –> 00:44:57.340
I’m not obligated to disclose that information.
1177
00:44:57.660 –> 00:44:58.540
Did you nut?
1178
00:44:59.020 –> 00:45:00.020
White boy?
1179
00:45:00.460 –> 00:45:00.840
Damn.
1180
00:45:01.520 –> 00:45:02.560
He nutted.
1181
00:45:02.920 –> 00:45:04.020
Righteous stir.
1182
00:45:04.340 –> 00:45:05.560
I feel exposed.
1183
00:45:11.050 –> 00:45:11.910
It’s fucking weird, Darry.
1184
00:45:11.910 –> 00:45:12.830
You’re fucking weird, Darry.
1185
00:45:13.390 –> 00:45:15.550
How is that any more weird than,
1186
00:45:15.550 –> 00:45:19.430
ooh, yeah, give me some of that Denny’s Grand Slam
1187
00:45:19.430 –> 00:45:22.810
with extra sausage links, nut.
1188
00:45:23.450 –> 00:45:24.930
She keeps calling him daddy.
1189
00:45:25.310 –> 00:45:26.190
No, she isn’t.
1190
00:45:26.190 –> 00:45:27.990
She’s calling him daddy.
1191
00:45:28.490 –> 00:45:29.030
No, she is.
1192
00:45:29.030 –> 00:45:30.330
She’s calling him daddy.
1193
00:45:30.590 –> 00:45:31.750
And it’s fucking weird, Darry,
1194
00:45:31.750 –> 00:45:33.230
because you’re fucking weird, Darry.
1195
00:45:35.890 –> 00:45:37.450
That’s such a good one.
1196
00:45:37.770 –> 00:45:38.190
Nut.
1197
00:45:38.750 –> 00:45:41.730
The action, the when they’re all sitting there
1198
00:45:41.730 –> 00:45:43.610
watching it and he’s just like,
1199
00:45:43.610 –> 00:45:47.730
oh my God, they’re all right behind me, on me.
1200
00:45:48.010 –> 00:45:49.510
Well, there’s a bunch of adults in a bar
1201
00:45:49.510 –> 00:45:51.210
watching porn on the laptop.
1202
00:45:51.430 –> 00:45:54.470
I mean, it’s an uncomfortable scenario to begin with.
1203
00:45:54.950 –> 00:45:59.470
Dan is steadily just as uncomfortable
1204
00:46:00.090 –> 00:46:02.430
with this shit as he is open to it.
1205
00:46:02.650 –> 00:46:05.830
And it’s like, he’s constantly on this balance of,
1206
00:46:06.790 –> 00:46:10.290
is this okay, is this not, am I into this, am I not?
1207
00:46:10.730 –> 00:46:13.310
And this scene just to capitalize on all of that
1208
00:46:13.310 –> 00:46:14.090
was so good.
1209
00:46:14.090 –> 00:46:16.270
All right, we’re at number 15 now.
1210
00:46:16.490 –> 00:46:19.150
All right, this is Dan’s jerk hand.
1211
00:46:20.030 –> 00:46:20.170
So.
1212
00:46:20.410 –> 00:46:20.990
This is a quick one.
1213
00:46:21.030 –> 00:46:21.930
You have to watch this one.
1214
00:46:22.090 –> 00:46:24.970
This is season five, episode six.
1215
00:46:26.370 –> 00:46:27.870
You guys got some French pals
1216
00:46:27.870 –> 00:46:29.170
that want us English dudes
1217
00:46:29.170 –> 00:46:31.130
to go to their party in Cuba, right?
1218
00:46:31.330 –> 00:46:32.510
Right, it’s Dan’s jerk hand.
1219
00:46:33.090 –> 00:46:33.330
Right.
1220
00:46:34.010 –> 00:46:35.810
Except, yous got to realize.
1221
00:46:37.570 –> 00:46:39.290
Looks at his hand, does a double take.
1222
00:46:41.430 –> 00:46:43.330
Just, just fell on that.
1223
00:46:43.570 –> 00:46:44.890
Well, at least you know he uses his right.
1224
00:46:48.770 –> 00:46:50.170
Ellen meeting Dary.
1225
00:46:50.390 –> 00:46:51.550
Oh, okay, here we go.
1226
00:46:52.130 –> 00:46:53.110
I love this one.
1227
00:46:57.340 –> 00:46:58.780
Don’t say anything about the fingers and the bum.
1228
00:46:59.560 –> 00:46:59.600
Okay.
1229
00:47:00.300 –> 00:47:01.260
Hi, Daniel.
1230
00:47:01.700 –> 00:47:02.240
Ellen’s.
1231
00:47:05.520 –> 00:47:06.600
This is Daryl’s.
1232
00:47:07.160 –> 00:47:07.500
Hi.
1233
00:47:08.300 –> 00:47:08.740
Hello.
1234
00:47:13.440 –> 00:47:13.980
Daryl.
1235
00:47:14.680 –> 00:47:15.840
You can call me Dary.
1236
00:47:15.840 –> 00:47:16.520
Okay.
1237
00:47:17.580 –> 00:47:17.700
Dary.
1238
00:47:18.900 –> 00:47:20.440
Did Dan tell you I put a finger up his butt?
1239
00:47:22.040 –> 00:47:22.400
No.
1240
00:47:23.060 –> 00:47:25.840
Dan, you didn’t tell Daryl I put a finger in your butt?
1241
00:47:26.200 –> 00:47:26.560
No.
1242
00:47:27.340 –> 00:47:28.160
Why, what’s the big deal?
1243
00:47:28.660 –> 00:47:30.120
You’re not exposed to kiss and tells.
1244
00:47:30.400 –> 00:47:32.200
I never had a finger up your butt then, Dary.
1245
00:47:33.360 –> 00:47:35.140
Oh, which means you’ve definitely never had a tongue
1246
00:47:35.140 –> 00:47:35.720
in your butt.
1247
00:47:35.920 –> 00:47:36.320
Me neither.
1248
00:47:36.760 –> 00:47:37.260
Why not?
1249
00:47:38.260 –> 00:47:38.980
Cause that’s outdoor.
1250
00:47:39.380 –> 00:47:40.220
Oh, you don’t know what you’re missing.
1251
00:47:40.220 –> 00:47:41.280
Cause that’s outdoor.
1252
00:47:41.940 –> 00:47:42.300
That’s fine.
1253
00:47:42.680 –> 00:47:43.900
No, G-spot’s out there.
1254
00:47:44.580 –> 00:47:45.260
What’s a G-spot?
1255
00:47:45.260 –> 00:47:46.420
It’s an old wives’ tale.
1256
00:47:48.660 –> 00:47:49.480
Oh, shit.
1257
00:47:49.860 –> 00:47:50.760
I stopped it.
1258
00:47:51.500 –> 00:47:51.820
Oh, hold on.
1259
00:47:51.840 –> 00:47:53.040
We gotta go back a bit here.
1260
00:47:53.640 –> 00:47:55.980
I feel like that last one was equally a Dary moment
1261
00:47:55.980 –> 00:47:59.260
as it much as it is a Dan moment.
1262
00:48:00.060 –> 00:48:00.100
Oh, yeah.
1263
00:48:00.320 –> 00:48:01.500
Well, I mean, it’s no double.
1264
00:48:01.780 –> 00:48:02.220
Yeah.
1265
00:48:02.600 –> 00:48:03.380
What’s a G-spot?
1266
00:48:03.380 –> 00:48:03.860
It’s an old wives’ tale.
1267
00:48:03.900 –> 00:48:05.820
Going back, like, doing this re-watch,
1268
00:48:06.360 –> 00:48:09.980
there is such a brother dynamic between the two of them.
1269
00:48:10.020 –> 00:48:10.740
Oh, for sure.
1270
00:48:11.520 –> 00:48:13.620
Like, they are like, you know,
1271
00:48:13.620 –> 00:48:16.100
you think they were brothers if you just watched the show
1272
00:48:16.100 –> 00:48:18.440
and didn’t realize they, you know, weren’t.
1273
00:48:19.560 –> 00:48:20.580
You’re not wrong at all there.
1274
00:48:20.780 –> 00:48:20.960
All right.
1275
00:48:21.040 –> 00:48:22.380
That’s a great scene to reflect that.
1276
00:48:22.400 –> 00:48:23.340
Number 13.
1277
00:48:24.100 –> 00:48:25.480
A Nick is the judge.
1278
00:48:25.580 –> 00:48:26.140
All right.
1279
00:48:26.160 –> 00:48:28.360
Here we have some slow motion of Nick for us here.
1280
00:48:28.540 –> 00:48:30.280
Who’s your understudy buddy?
1281
00:48:48.010 –> 00:48:48.810
Rolled face.
1282
00:48:51.730 –> 00:48:53.370
Where the punch clock is and everything?
1283
00:48:53.790 –> 00:48:54.570
Bonnie, show me.
1284
00:48:55.590 –> 00:48:56.010
Hi, Darryl.
1285
00:48:56.230 –> 00:48:56.570
Kit, Kit.
1286
00:48:56.890 –> 00:48:57.590
Oui, hello.
1287
00:48:57.950 –> 00:48:59.530
I’m looking after my grandma in Galway
1288
00:48:59.530 –> 00:49:01.190
while my comp has an operation.
1289
00:49:01.390 –> 00:49:02.870
Figured I’d pick up some shifts while I’m here.
1290
00:49:03.690 –> 00:49:04.570
That’s fine.
1291
00:49:06.890 –> 00:49:10.550
Just look at, just his look at Darryl,
1292
00:49:10.550 –> 00:49:12.470
like, after the initial, like,
1293
00:49:12.930 –> 00:49:13.850
it’s a Nick.
1294
00:49:14.770 –> 00:49:16.370
Then he’s just, like, staring Darry down,
1295
00:49:16.570 –> 00:49:18.250
like, don’t do it.
1296
00:49:18.830 –> 00:49:19.970
Don’t do it.
1297
00:49:20.870 –> 00:49:22.830
So this is a public service announcement, by the way.
1298
00:49:22.830 –> 00:49:24.190
If you’re listening to this episode,
1299
00:49:24.230 –> 00:49:26.210
you’re gonna wanna watch it on YouTube instead
1300
00:49:26.210 –> 00:49:27.390
because a lot of these, I think,
1301
00:49:27.410 –> 00:49:28.510
are gonna be lost on you.
1302
00:49:29.190 –> 00:49:30.030
Number 12.
1303
00:49:30.030 –> 00:49:31.470
Season nine, episode one.
1304
00:49:31.590 –> 00:49:32.210
What’s this one?
1305
00:49:32.210 –> 00:49:35.450
All right, this is Tit Sucked and Cameras Up Dickholes.
1306
00:49:35.750 –> 00:49:37.570
Yeah, okay, let’s watch it.
1307
00:49:38.610 –> 00:49:39.370
Wonder what?
1308
00:49:40.190 –> 00:49:42.830
It’s horrifyingly sexist that female spies
1309
00:49:42.830 –> 00:49:45.270
have to endure getting cameras
1310
00:49:45.270 –> 00:49:48.270
inserted into their areolas and men don’t.
1311
00:49:48.650 –> 00:49:48.950
Most don’t.
1312
00:49:49.270 –> 00:49:49.690
What do you mean?
1313
00:49:51.270 –> 00:49:53.750
Most male spies get the camera up their dickhole.
1314
00:49:54.230 –> 00:49:54.790
No.
1315
00:49:55.990 –> 00:49:57.590
I might even have one up mine.
1316
00:49:57.790 –> 00:49:58.810
Think I might too, Johnny.
1317
00:49:58.810 –> 00:50:00.990
You get to a certain rank in the U.S. military
1318
00:50:00.990 –> 00:50:02.170
and you just kind of assume
1319
00:50:02.170 –> 00:50:04.650
that they’ve shoved the camera up their dinkhole.
1320
00:50:07.540 –> 00:50:07.740
Jason.
1321
00:50:08.560 –> 00:50:10.760
Like, whoo, okay, like, no.
1322
00:50:12.380 –> 00:50:12.820
No.
1323
00:50:13.480 –> 00:50:15.040
Here’s also, you know,
1324
00:50:15.340 –> 00:50:17.040
you gotta have some good dick ones in here.
1325
00:50:17.260 –> 00:50:18.920
The axe wound and hammering box.
1326
00:50:19.040 –> 00:50:20.640
Oh, yes, this is classic.
1327
00:50:20.820 –> 00:50:21.420
This is one of Victor’s favorites.
1328
00:50:21.440 –> 00:50:22.780
And I already can see Victor’s almost
1329
00:50:22.780 –> 00:50:25.980
kind of chuckling down there in his little half frame
1330
00:50:25.980 –> 00:50:27.020
that I can barely see.
1331
00:50:27.160 –> 00:50:27.780
Here he is.
1332
00:50:28.940 –> 00:50:29.780
Can we smoke out here?
1333
00:50:29.780 –> 00:50:31.060
Anita, how are you now?
1334
00:50:31.340 –> 00:50:33.040
Well, it’s been quite a week, as I’m sure you’ve heard.
1335
00:50:33.500 –> 00:50:35.140
May I show you my sister-in-law’s gash?
1336
00:50:35.680 –> 00:50:36.400
We heard.
1337
00:50:37.400 –> 00:50:38.840
I’d given you the calls, but,
1338
00:50:39.880 –> 00:50:41.960
well, you don’t have phones, so.
1339
00:50:42.720 –> 00:50:44.680
It’s not our only ailment this week, unfortunately.
1340
00:50:44.800 –> 00:50:46.760
Just yesterday, I cut my finger chopping wood.
1341
00:50:47.340 –> 00:50:48.620
I continued to work, of course,
1342
00:50:48.640 –> 00:50:49.620
while licking it occasionally
1343
00:50:49.620 –> 00:50:51.220
to keep the blood from getting on my dress,
1344
00:50:51.680 –> 00:50:52.600
but long in the short,
1345
00:50:52.900 –> 00:50:55.160
I spent the whole afternoon licking my own axe wound.
1346
00:50:56.660 –> 00:50:58.000
Did the children not offer aid?
1347
00:50:58.000 –> 00:50:59.620
Well, I had sent them into the house
1348
00:50:59.620 –> 00:51:01.680
to get out of the sun, and I’m glad for it.
1349
00:51:01.800 –> 00:51:02.700
Children do worry.
1350
00:51:03.180 –> 00:51:03.540
You’re right.
1351
00:51:03.540 –> 00:51:05.180
The last thing I’d want is for the children
1352
00:51:05.180 –> 00:51:06.080
to look out in the yard
1353
00:51:06.080 –> 00:51:08.080
and see their mother licking her own axe wound.
1354
00:51:09.880 –> 00:51:11.000
Levina’s made lemonade,
1355
00:51:11.120 –> 00:51:13.180
and I implore you to hydrate once.
1356
00:51:13.320 –> 00:51:15.580
After all, you’ll be hammering box all afternoon.
1357
00:51:17.180 –> 00:51:19.040
Jedediah took quite a tantrum this morning
1358
00:51:19.040 –> 00:51:20.540
when I tasked him with the garden chores.
1359
00:51:20.920 –> 00:51:22.800
So I told him to gather up the garden tools
1360
00:51:22.800 –> 00:51:23.860
and go into the shed,
1361
00:51:24.260 –> 00:51:26.380
where, unfortunately, the tantrum continued.
1362
00:51:26.380 –> 00:51:29.180
He spent half an hour in there, smashing holes.
1363
00:51:30.200 –> 00:51:32.600
Gentlemen, please enjoy the afternoon’s tantrum.
1364
00:51:36.280 –> 00:51:38.400
There’s no need to explain that one.
1365
00:51:39.180 –> 00:51:40.920
It’s just, it’s the dicks.
1366
00:51:41.280 –> 00:51:44.440
No one does a better spit take than Dan on this show,
1367
00:51:44.700 –> 00:51:45.060
by the way.
1368
00:51:45.060 –> 00:51:45.640
Holy fuck.
1369
00:51:45.880 –> 00:51:47.240
He’s the king of spit takes.
1370
00:51:47.300 –> 00:51:49.340
Even now when there is a very reserved spit take
1371
00:51:49.340 –> 00:51:51.260
back into the glass, but it works.
1372
00:51:52.280 –> 00:51:52.760
All right.
1373
00:51:52.800 –> 00:51:53.480
Number 10.
1374
00:51:53.480 –> 00:51:54.760
This one’s for getting stormy.
1375
00:51:55.000 –> 00:51:55.520
All right.
1376
00:51:56.000 –> 00:51:57.640
Oh, speaking of spit takes.
1377
00:51:58.660 –> 00:51:59.700
Should try sedative.
1378
00:52:00.140 –> 00:52:00.580
Pfft.
1379
00:52:00.800 –> 00:52:01.100
What?
1380
00:52:01.560 –> 00:52:02.000
Oh.
1381
00:52:02.040 –> 00:52:03.080
Are you kidding me?
1382
00:52:03.220 –> 00:52:03.280
God.
1383
00:52:03.620 –> 00:52:04.140
Oh my.
1384
00:52:04.420 –> 00:52:05.680
Well, this is what we were talking about
1385
00:52:05.680 –> 00:52:07.100
in my women’s studies class, right here.
1386
00:52:07.280 –> 00:52:09.380
Class to have a fucking field day with this bullshit.
1387
00:52:09.540 –> 00:52:10.500
That’s for goddamn sure.
1388
00:52:10.740 –> 00:52:11.720
Fucking patriarchy.
1389
00:52:12.120 –> 00:52:14.740
Professor Trisha would literally shed a brick.
1390
00:52:14.980 –> 00:52:15.920
What’s wrong with you?
1391
00:52:15.980 –> 00:52:16.800
I’m very upset.
1392
00:52:17.020 –> 00:52:17.980
Sort yourself out.
1393
00:52:18.280 –> 00:52:20.140
Gail just said she wants the roofy Stormy.
1394
00:52:20.220 –> 00:52:20.880
No, I didn’t.
1395
00:52:21.000 –> 00:52:21.960
Doesn’t sound like she did.
1396
00:52:22.060 –> 00:52:23.360
If you want to give Stormy drugs
1397
00:52:23.360 –> 00:52:24.520
to the points of impairments,
1398
00:52:24.520 –> 00:52:27.600
so that Ken Baumgartner’s can have his filthy sex with her,
1399
00:52:27.640 –> 00:52:29.180
well then that is.
1400
00:52:29.380 –> 00:52:30.500
Don’t say it.
1401
00:52:30.640 –> 00:52:31.920
We get it.
1402
00:52:32.220 –> 00:52:33.260
About Nolan Baumgartner.
1403
00:52:33.720 –> 00:52:35.580
Okay, you think I want a carpet Stormy?
1404
00:52:35.700 –> 00:52:37.700
Yeah, sounds to me like he wants to rope her.
1405
00:52:38.100 –> 00:52:40.140
What the actual fuck are you two talking about?
1406
00:52:40.280 –> 00:52:42.200
Carpet and rope are slang for roofies.
1407
00:52:42.360 –> 00:52:44.340
Every drug is like a million different words.
1408
00:52:44.660 –> 00:52:45.760
Hey Dan, do you know another name
1409
00:52:45.760 –> 00:52:47.020
for ecstasy is dancing shoes?
1410
00:52:47.780 –> 00:52:49.400
Cause it makes me wanna dance.
1411
00:52:54.110 –> 00:52:55.030
Makes me wanna hug.
1412
00:52:56.310 –> 00:52:58.090
I got a real huggy when I’m on the ecstasies.
1413
00:52:58.770 –> 00:52:59.390
Ecstasy bear.
1414
00:52:59.870 –> 00:53:00.970
Something about that drug, you know.
1415
00:53:01.470 –> 00:53:02.710
You just want to reach around
1416
00:53:02.710 –> 00:53:04.350
and enjoy the tactile sensations
1417
00:53:04.350 –> 00:53:05.790
that make up this fabulous world.
1418
00:53:06.170 –> 00:53:07.250
Wide-worldy bear.
1419
00:53:07.630 –> 00:53:10.310
God, just wanna hold people.
1420
00:53:12.110 –> 00:53:13.910
Just wanna hold people.
1421
00:53:15.290 –> 00:53:16.030
All right.
1422
00:53:16.810 –> 00:53:17.730
Number nine.
1423
00:53:18.410 –> 00:53:19.510
Professor Trisha.
1424
00:53:20.010 –> 00:53:20.570
Oh boy.
1425
00:53:21.670 –> 00:53:22.710
International Women’s Day.
1426
00:53:23.130 –> 00:53:23.250
Oh fuck.
1427
00:53:23.270 –> 00:53:25.030
So, happy International Women’s Day, gents.
1428
00:53:25.030 –> 00:53:26.550
I really had to cut this one down.
1429
00:53:26.550 –> 00:53:28.830
Your friend and my top student, Daniel,
1430
00:53:29.230 –> 00:53:31.710
has asked me to come and speak to us today.
1431
00:53:32.530 –> 00:53:33.490
So that’s what I’m gonna do.
1432
00:53:34.370 –> 00:53:36.450
I don’t want to be in my work clothes anymore though,
1433
00:53:36.510 –> 00:53:37.530
so I’m gonna change.
1434
00:53:39.010 –> 00:53:39.850
Professor Trisha?
1435
00:53:40.350 –> 00:53:40.870
It’s Trisha.
1436
00:53:41.310 –> 00:53:41.790
Trisha.
1437
00:53:42.670 –> 00:53:44.770
You strike me as a very rational,
1438
00:53:45.310 –> 00:53:46.270
down to earth kind of woman.
1439
00:53:47.010 –> 00:53:50.490
Which isn’t what I think any of us were respecting.
1440
00:53:50.870 –> 00:53:51.170
No?
1441
00:53:51.790 –> 00:53:52.130
No.
1442
00:53:53.190 –> 00:53:55.890
Squarely sometimes made you seem like kind of a-
1443
00:53:55.890 –> 00:53:56.050
Bitch.
1444
00:53:56.050 –> 00:53:58.520
I was gonna say cunt.
1445
00:54:00.330 –> 00:54:01.490
Here is what we’re gonna do.
1446
00:54:02.050 –> 00:54:04.970
One by one, each of you are gonna come up here
1447
00:54:04.970 –> 00:54:08.210
and do some tire pumping for a woman you admire.
1448
00:54:08.950 –> 00:54:10.230
Now who would like to go first?
1449
00:54:10.750 –> 00:54:11.290
Ooh, ooh.
1450
00:54:11.690 –> 00:54:12.370
Damn laser.
1451
00:54:13.050 –> 00:54:14.530
Why don’t I get the ball rolling?
1452
00:54:14.850 –> 00:54:16.470
Now, I’m no doctor.
1453
00:54:17.030 –> 00:54:18.850
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
1454
00:54:20.520 –> 00:54:21.560
That’s so funny.
1455
00:54:22.940 –> 00:54:24.700
She has a PhD.
1456
00:54:25.440 –> 00:54:27.180
She is a doctor.
1457
00:54:27.320 –> 00:54:29.240
Ha ha ha ha ha.
1458
00:54:29.340 –> 00:54:31.360
That’s so funny, Professor Trisha.
1459
00:54:35.440 –> 00:54:38.480
You know, like when she legitimately goes to strip,
1460
00:54:38.600 –> 00:54:40.960
he is straight up looking his eyes down.
1461
00:54:40.960 –> 00:54:41.260
Yeah.
1462
00:54:41.280 –> 00:54:43.220
Like one is looking up and he’s down.
1463
00:54:43.660 –> 00:54:45.700
Holy fuck, I forgot how good he was in that scene.
1464
00:54:45.880 –> 00:54:46.460
Oh, his-
1465
00:54:46.460 –> 00:54:48.740
And then fucking Riley’s trying
1466
00:54:48.740 –> 00:54:50.520
to pull out the phone and record.
1467
00:54:51.440 –> 00:54:52.420
Oh, I missed that.
1468
00:54:54.500 –> 00:54:55.260
It’s well done.
1469
00:54:55.260 –> 00:54:58.740
All right, number eight, season 10, episode two.
1470
00:54:58.920 –> 00:55:00.280
What is- Oh, the Hick Off.
1471
00:55:00.880 –> 00:55:01.840
Ah, the Hick Off.
1472
00:55:02.160 –> 00:55:02.340
Classic.
1473
00:55:02.460 –> 00:55:04.420
Dan’s uncle showed me a nude photo
1474
00:55:04.420 –> 00:55:06.400
of Dan’s aunt that he keeps in his wallet.
1475
00:55:06.620 –> 00:55:07.320
Hey, Nancy’s?
1476
00:55:07.480 –> 00:55:08.920
To keep the windows open all winter
1477
00:55:08.920 –> 00:55:11.420
because the whole place just smells like piss.
1478
00:55:11.640 –> 00:55:12.980
Well, it may smell like that to you, but-
1479
00:55:12.980 –> 00:55:15.840
There’s an impossible amount of subway wrappers
1480
00:55:15.840 –> 00:55:16.900
beside the toilet.
1481
00:55:17.200 –> 00:55:18.920
Ew, you use the en suites?
1482
00:55:20.340 –> 00:55:22.140
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
1483
00:55:22.140 –> 00:55:26.240
Right there, that just-
1484
00:55:27.360 –> 00:55:28.780
It’s spelling bee time.
1485
00:55:29.140 –> 00:55:29.860
Oh, here we go.
1486
00:55:30.120 –> 00:55:31.580
I think, who was it?
1487
00:55:31.920 –> 00:55:33.560
Britt was looking forward to this one.
1488
00:55:33.720 –> 00:55:36.200
Number seven, season five, episode four.
1489
00:55:37.840 –> 00:55:40.020
Katie, the first word is yours.
1490
00:55:47.680 –> 00:55:49.880
Fucking mouth, you think this is the PGA?
1491
00:55:49.940 –> 00:55:52.260
You can just hoop and holler whenever you want.
1492
00:55:52.740 –> 00:55:56.160
Baba fucking booey, we respect our athletes here.
1493
00:55:56.420 –> 00:55:58.240
So sit down, shut up,
1494
00:55:58.240 –> 00:56:00.680
and enjoy some fucking adult spelling.
1495
00:56:04.070 –> 00:56:08.290
F-A-R-C-E-U-R, farser.
1496
00:56:08.790 –> 00:56:09.150
Correct.
1497
00:56:13.260 –> 00:56:14.220
They should be able to clap
1498
00:56:14.220 –> 00:56:15.520
if she get one right, screw it, Dan.
1499
00:56:15.800 –> 00:56:17.220
Yeah, like that’s what we’ve done in the past.
1500
00:56:17.880 –> 00:56:19.420
Yeah, but looks at what happens last year’s.
1501
00:56:19.500 –> 00:56:21.200
Yeah, but see, she’s used to getting cheered for, right?
1502
00:56:21.260 –> 00:56:22.680
We don’t want her to get inside of her own head
1503
00:56:22.680 –> 00:56:23.660
if no one cheers for her.
1504
00:56:23.700 –> 00:56:24.860
It’s the last thing we fucking want.
1505
00:56:24.920 –> 00:56:25.820
It’s too risky, Dan.
1506
00:56:29.080 –> 00:56:31.680
Okay, I am sorry for my outburst earlier.
1507
00:56:32.020 –> 00:56:33.700
I came at you with a lot of anger
1508
00:56:33.700 –> 00:56:35.040
and that was unnecessary.
1509
00:56:35.040 –> 00:56:37.680
You can cheer if someone gets a word right,
1510
00:56:37.960 –> 00:56:40.280
but it starts and ends there.
1511
00:56:40.660 –> 00:56:42.960
I don’t want to hear a fucking fart out of any of you
1512
00:56:42.960 –> 00:56:44.300
if someone gets a word wrong.
1513
00:56:44.620 –> 00:56:46.480
As sure as grandma’s got gout,
1514
00:56:46.720 –> 00:56:48.200
if I hear one fucking hoot,
1515
00:56:48.360 –> 00:56:50.200
I will staple your tongue to your taint
1516
00:56:50.200 –> 00:56:52.420
so you can watch me kick your ass.
1517
00:56:54.980 –> 00:56:56.980
Jim, you want to repeat the last thing you said there.
1518
00:56:57.520 –> 00:56:57.920
Correct.
1519
00:57:03.350 –> 00:57:05.030
Rob, I’m so glad this made the list.
1520
00:57:05.370 –> 00:57:07.330
That’s by far one of the best
1521
00:57:07.330 –> 00:57:09.390
really dead moments across the series.
1522
00:57:09.570 –> 00:57:11.750
I love his outbursts.
1523
00:57:12.050 –> 00:57:13.350
Ellen and Gail.
1524
00:57:13.910 –> 00:57:16.230
There’s nothing else that needs to be said about this.
1525
00:57:16.450 –> 00:57:18.330
Season nine, episode four.
1526
00:57:18.890 –> 00:57:20.450
I was broken my packed smear.
1527
00:57:22.330 –> 00:57:23.710
Cause Piero needless to say,
1528
00:57:23.790 –> 00:57:25.290
and I don’t take this butt lightly.
1529
00:57:26.110 –> 00:57:27.810
Done so much toe curl in this quarter,
1530
00:57:28.070 –> 00:57:29.430
I’m pert near strong bow legged.
1531
00:57:29.650 –> 00:57:31.090
Better dream your anhyzer bush.
1532
00:57:32.110 –> 00:57:33.350
I’m light on bush actually.
1533
00:57:33.990 –> 00:57:34.530
I’m bush light.
1534
00:57:34.770 –> 00:57:34.950
Good.
1535
00:57:35.150 –> 00:57:36.270
Makes it easier for the guy known
1536
00:57:36.270 –> 00:57:37.630
to inspector Stella Artois.
1537
00:57:37.750 –> 00:57:40.490
Not the most ideal time for Alexander Kweef’s sake.
1538
00:57:40.730 –> 00:57:41.910
Hey, if you’ve got the slits.
1539
00:57:42.270 –> 00:57:43.510
Belle told me one time,
1540
00:57:44.030 –> 00:57:47.390
I had a scent that could only be described as bohemian.
1541
00:57:47.650 –> 00:57:48.650
Well, once a blue moon,
1542
00:57:48.650 –> 00:57:50.590
I also smell like the Pacifico.
1543
00:57:50.650 –> 00:57:52.210
Something straight out of Bavaria.
1544
00:57:52.710 –> 00:57:54.270
Not to harp on it all day, but.
1545
00:57:54.390 –> 00:57:55.550
That’s the risk you take
1546
00:57:55.550 –> 00:57:57.290
exploring this old speckled hen.
1547
00:57:57.450 –> 00:57:59.570
It’s as if sometimes I just bear no soul.
1548
00:57:59.610 –> 00:58:02.350
You’ll see all the bad habits this lifestyle fosters.
1549
00:58:02.550 –> 00:58:04.850
Do they still make you rolling rock a piss into a cup?
1550
00:58:04.850 –> 00:58:06.310
They do, but careful.
1551
00:58:06.550 –> 00:58:08.110
They can test your pee for cocaine.
1552
00:58:08.370 –> 00:58:10.490
The Corona’s on doctors these days.
1553
00:58:10.810 –> 00:58:12.950
You know, doctors do the most, most
1554
00:58:12.950 –> 00:58:14.450
and drier apps of anyone, right?
1555
00:58:14.590 –> 00:58:16.710
Still, I win my win between my Smith wickets.
1556
00:58:17.110 –> 00:58:17.630
Anyhow.
1557
00:58:18.470 –> 00:58:19.350
I like her.
1558
00:58:21.330 –> 00:58:24.330
The way Squirrely Dan says Ellen in that clip
1559
00:58:24.330 –> 00:58:26.490
reminds me of every time Trey says Miriam
1560
00:58:26.490 –> 00:58:27.770
in the DM group.
1561
00:58:30.550 –> 00:58:32.910
All right, this is farts.
1562
00:58:33.230 –> 00:58:33.750
Farts.
1563
00:58:34.030 –> 00:58:34.870
Ah, yes.
1564
00:58:34.870 –> 00:58:37.330
Season three, episode two.
1565
00:58:37.910 –> 00:58:38.570
In the shack.
1566
00:58:39.370 –> 00:58:39.850
Guess what?
1567
00:58:40.210 –> 00:58:40.730
Chicken butt.
1568
00:58:41.750 –> 00:58:43.170
That’s inappropriate, Dan.
1569
00:58:43.410 –> 00:58:43.830
Why?
1570
00:58:43.910 –> 00:58:45.490
Well, you’re just out in the great wide open,
1571
00:58:45.530 –> 00:58:46.910
but you wait till you come back in here
1572
00:58:46.910 –> 00:58:47.750
to drop your guts?
1573
00:58:48.030 –> 00:58:50.390
Now just hold your horses, Wayne,
1574
00:58:50.890 –> 00:58:52.410
for just one second.
1575
00:58:53.110 –> 00:58:54.490
I farted outside too.
1576
00:58:54.890 –> 00:58:57.190
Oh, that is noisy, Dan.
1577
00:58:57.430 –> 00:58:58.650
You look serious with that turtleneck.
1578
00:58:58.890 –> 00:58:59.610
Figured out.
1579
00:58:59.830 –> 00:59:00.310
Figured out.
1580
00:59:00.410 –> 00:59:02.810
Like that’s Dan near doctor assisted, Dan.
1581
00:59:02.850 –> 00:59:04.110
It’s a little bit over right,
1582
00:59:04.110 –> 00:59:06.330
but it’s not like I’m falling apart on the inside.
1583
00:59:06.450 –> 00:59:06.950
Don’t know what.
1584
00:59:07.510 –> 00:59:09.150
It’s time we draw a line in the sand,
1585
00:59:09.270 –> 00:59:10.690
or the snow, so to speak.
1586
00:59:10.930 –> 00:59:11.450
On farts?
1587
00:59:11.590 –> 00:59:12.430
On farts.
1588
00:59:12.690 –> 00:59:13.310
Unless you say now,
1589
00:59:13.330 –> 00:59:14.570
unless you have to apologize for it later.
1590
00:59:14.970 –> 00:59:15.990
Good, but I’ve had it.
1591
00:59:16.090 –> 00:59:17.150
Let’s get real here.
1592
00:59:17.390 –> 00:59:19.450
You rip an appropriate fart with all of the giggles.
1593
00:59:19.730 –> 00:59:20.630
Salute and pay tribute.
1594
00:59:20.770 –> 00:59:22.410
We’re a good time Tim, Tom, and Terrence,
1595
00:59:22.570 –> 00:59:24.350
but the inappropriate farts gotta go.
1596
00:59:24.610 –> 00:59:26.910
The inappropriate farts are turning us into a bad time
1597
00:59:26.910 –> 00:59:27.970
Tony, Todd, and Tucker.
1598
00:59:28.250 –> 00:59:29.190
Oh, I can’t wait.
1599
00:59:29.450 –> 00:59:30.170
And I mean this.
1600
00:59:31.510 –> 00:59:34.190
I can’t wait to find out
1601
00:59:34.190 –> 00:59:37.850
what could possibly be deemed an inappropriate fart.
1602
00:59:38.150 –> 00:59:38.490
Fart in here?
1603
00:59:38.630 –> 00:59:39.010
In here?
1604
00:59:39.090 –> 00:59:40.210
With the door closed, yeah.
1605
00:59:40.210 –> 00:59:42.290
Tight quarters, no air flow, poor forms.
1606
00:59:42.550 –> 00:59:43.570
But I’m with friends.
1607
00:59:43.730 –> 00:59:45.030
That’s who farts are for.
1608
00:59:45.370 –> 00:59:45.750
It’s me.
1609
00:59:46.070 –> 00:59:46.670
Around food?
1610
00:59:46.970 –> 00:59:48.710
Especially around people eating food.
1611
00:59:48.730 –> 00:59:49.630
That’s fucking ignorant.
1612
00:59:49.770 –> 00:59:50.710
But I’m eatin’s too.
1613
00:59:50.770 –> 00:59:52.650
That’s when I’m rife with farts.
1614
00:59:52.730 –> 00:59:53.190
Okay, Dan.
1615
00:59:53.410 –> 00:59:53.910
Dan, okay.
1616
00:59:54.190 –> 00:59:54.750
Okay, Dan.
1617
00:59:54.890 –> 00:59:55.410
Dan, okay.
1618
00:59:55.730 –> 00:59:56.290
Let’s do an exercise.
1619
00:59:56.290 –> 00:59:56.930
Get a point.
1620
00:59:57.090 –> 00:59:57.790
You’re in a car.
1621
00:59:57.950 –> 00:59:59.030
When’s it okay to fart?
1622
01:00:00.430 –> 01:00:01.210
When you’re alone.
1623
01:00:01.370 –> 01:00:02.270
One point for dairy.
1624
01:00:02.390 –> 01:00:04.290
It’s always okay to fart when you’re alone,
1625
01:00:04.470 –> 01:00:05.770
but except when you’re in elevators.
1626
01:00:05.930 –> 01:00:06.770
That’s uncouth.
1627
01:00:06.910 –> 01:00:09.290
You’re trying to rob me of my lifebloods here.
1628
01:00:09.430 –> 01:00:10.210
Well, you can roll down the window.
1629
01:00:10.310 –> 01:00:11.270
Another point for dairy.
1630
01:00:11.510 –> 01:00:12.670
But the car must be traveling
1631
01:00:12.670 –> 01:00:14.530
a minimum of 60 kilometers an hour
1632
01:00:14.530 –> 01:00:16.650
so that the fart may be aggressively vacuumed out
1633
01:00:16.650 –> 01:00:18.070
before penetrating nostrils.
1634
01:00:18.190 –> 01:00:20.370
This is literally all I have going for me.
1635
01:00:20.430 –> 01:00:21.410
If you ask permission?
1636
01:00:24.610 –> 01:00:27.090
Well, safe to say if you have to ask for permission,
1637
01:00:27.110 –> 01:00:28.350
it’s an inappropriate fart,
1638
01:00:28.410 –> 01:00:30.050
but I’ll still give you a half a point.
1639
01:00:31.610 –> 01:00:35.210
The cheekiness, the indecencies of it,
1640
01:00:35.710 –> 01:00:38.250
it downrides abusives is what it is.
1641
01:00:38.550 –> 01:00:40.030
Hey, is there any way to talk to a guy
1642
01:00:40.030 –> 01:00:40.750
with two and a half points?
1643
01:00:41.070 –> 01:00:42.290
Look at this guy, fucking poppers.
1644
01:00:43.210 –> 01:00:43.910
Wanna know what?
1645
01:00:44.570 –> 01:00:48.070
If he needs me, I’m gonna be outside.
1646
01:00:51.200 –> 01:00:52.240
Farting appropriately.
1647
01:00:55.860 –> 01:00:56.900
Yeah, he is.
1648
01:00:57.880 –> 01:00:58.400
Well done.
1649
01:00:59.060 –> 01:01:02.080
Yes, definitely a classic squirreled end scene.
1650
01:01:03.340 –> 01:01:03.820
All right.
1651
01:01:04.340 –> 01:01:07.600
We got a classic with McMurray, a 5.15 inches.
1652
01:01:07.740 –> 01:01:08.460
Oh, boy.
1653
01:01:09.100 –> 01:01:11.300
This is the mother of all spick takes.
1654
01:01:12.840 –> 01:01:18.020
McMurray, have a 5.15 inch penis.
1655
01:01:19.980 –> 01:01:20.520
What?
1656
01:01:22.200 –> 01:01:23.580
McMurray, have a 5.
1657
01:01:23.800 –> 01:01:24.840
We heard you.
1658
01:01:25.120 –> 01:01:27.540
Why is this news that you are telling us?
1659
01:01:27.540 –> 01:01:30.820
Now, I pray to the good Lord Jesus above every year,
1660
01:01:31.000 –> 01:01:32.560
Christmas Eve, midnight mass.
1661
01:01:33.080 –> 01:01:35.460
Please, Lord, let me wake up.
1662
01:01:35.460 –> 01:01:36.980
Let this year be the year that I give
1663
01:01:36.980 –> 01:01:38.700
Mr. McMurray a little something extra.
1664
01:01:39.040 –> 01:01:40.080
Fuck them Catholics.
1665
01:01:41.220 –> 01:01:42.580
McMurray’s a piece of shit.
1666
01:01:43.260 –> 01:01:45.500
What kind of guy are you measuring is that?
1667
01:01:45.560 –> 01:01:47.800
How do you keep a straight up dying piece
1668
01:01:47.800 –> 01:01:50.540
like Mr. McMurray without the rest of your effort?
1669
01:01:50.660 –> 01:01:53.000
You’re essentially fucking her with a Twinkie.
1670
01:01:53.980 –> 01:01:54.460
Good one.
1671
01:01:54.880 –> 01:01:55.980
Girth would still be the question.
1672
01:01:56.140 –> 01:01:56.640
Oh, Glenn.
1673
01:01:57.520 –> 01:01:58.520
Fuck you.
1674
01:01:58.780 –> 01:02:01.480
John Drymiller from Elma Township.
1675
01:02:01.780 –> 01:02:02.140
You’re on.
1676
01:02:03.100 –> 01:02:04.400
Why am I not surprised?
1677
01:02:04.580 –> 01:02:06.780
You can’t even figure out how to measure your own dick.
1678
01:02:07.240 –> 01:02:08.200
You piece of shit.
1679
01:02:08.540 –> 01:02:09.760
I am utterly baffled.
1680
01:02:09.880 –> 01:02:11.540
You got a ring on Mrs. McMurray.
1681
01:02:11.780 –> 01:02:14.240
You should be tried for crimes against humanity.
1682
01:02:14.640 –> 01:02:15.620
In a fucking ambush.
1683
01:02:17.480 –> 01:02:18.840
He said he was grabbing his arm
1684
01:02:18.840 –> 01:02:20.620
to make himself not laugh.
1685
01:02:20.620 –> 01:02:21.120
Yeah.
1686
01:02:21.300 –> 01:02:23.720
I bet you they went through many takes of that
1687
01:02:23.720 –> 01:02:25.080
and that was like the one that they,
1688
01:02:25.080 –> 01:02:27.980
he’s still shaking there.
1689
01:02:27.980 –> 01:02:29.420
He’s still trying not to laugh.
1690
01:02:29.760 –> 01:02:30.840
At the point he says,
1691
01:02:31.060 –> 01:02:33.380
why is this information you’re telling us?
1692
01:02:33.520 –> 01:02:34.360
I’m done.
1693
01:02:35.640 –> 01:02:36.320
So well done.
1694
01:02:36.320 –> 01:02:37.720
I want to watch all of them again.
1695
01:02:37.900 –> 01:02:38.600
Well, I know.
1696
01:02:38.820 –> 01:02:40.560
I’ve been inspired to watch like, again,
1697
01:02:40.780 –> 01:02:42.240
start from the beginning and do it all again.
1698
01:02:42.400 –> 01:02:42.800
Well, okay.
1699
01:02:42.880 –> 01:02:44.160
If you guys are going to do that,
1700
01:02:44.260 –> 01:02:45.100
make yourselves useful,
1701
01:02:45.260 –> 01:02:47.360
pick a character and do what Jason just did here
1702
01:02:47.360 –> 01:02:48.880
and we’ll have an episode for that character.
1703
01:02:49.600 –> 01:02:52.040
And this is not just to our panelists,
1704
01:02:52.400 –> 01:02:54.740
to our listeners and stuff.
1705
01:02:54.740 –> 01:02:56.300
I just wanted to watch it.
1706
01:02:56.500 –> 01:02:57.400
I like it.
1707
01:02:57.400 –> 01:02:58.960
I like this whole character review.
1708
01:02:59.080 –> 01:02:59.740
Yeah, absolutely.
1709
01:02:59.740 –> 01:03:00.180
This is a lot of fun.
1710
01:03:00.340 –> 01:03:01.400
This is a great idea, Jared.
1711
01:03:01.540 –> 01:03:02.580
Oh, I know who I’m doing.
1712
01:03:02.860 –> 01:03:02.920
Okay.
1713
01:03:03.020 –> 01:03:03.340
Okay.
1714
01:03:03.480 –> 01:03:04.240
Number three.
1715
01:03:05.360 –> 01:03:06.120
It’s dirt.
1716
01:03:07.380 –> 01:03:07.860
Okay.
1717
01:03:08.640 –> 01:03:10.340
It’s a, I regret listen.
1718
01:03:10.660 –> 01:03:11.260
That’s right.
1719
01:03:11.380 –> 01:03:13.080
This is the classic one.
1720
01:03:13.100 –> 01:03:14.620
Season one, episode six.
1721
01:03:21.740 –> 01:03:24.200
Gotta say fellas, this is coming together nicely.
1722
01:03:25.620 –> 01:03:27.300
I might actually spend some time out here now.
1723
01:03:27.480 –> 01:03:29.080
With some fucking clothes on.
1724
01:03:29.280 –> 01:03:29.940
Not my forte.
1725
01:03:30.540 –> 01:03:31.020
Unfortunate.
1726
01:03:31.400 –> 01:03:33.940
You brings us sustenance while we’re hard at work, Katie.
1727
01:03:34.380 –> 01:03:36.900
That’s what I appreciate about you.
1728
01:03:37.140 –> 01:03:38.600
Is that what you appreciate about me?
1729
01:03:38.740 –> 01:03:39.760
Go easy, squirrely damn.
1730
01:03:40.020 –> 01:03:40.320
Thank you.
1731
01:03:40.320 –> 01:03:41.180
Your sister’s hot winged.
1732
01:03:41.180 –> 01:03:42.020
There, I said it.
1733
01:03:42.260 –> 01:03:43.060
I said it.
1734
01:03:43.100 –> 01:03:44.120
I regret nothing.
1735
01:03:44.640 –> 01:03:46.240
I regret nothing.
1736
01:03:54.230 –> 01:03:55.250
Too fat to run.
1737
01:03:58.070 –> 01:03:59.850
You have to go to that point.
1738
01:04:00.170 –> 01:04:01.810
It has to get stopped there.
1739
01:04:02.750 –> 01:04:03.170
Oh man.
1740
01:04:03.230 –> 01:04:04.810
So hold on before you move on.
1741
01:04:04.890 –> 01:04:07.150
Lizard Kenny says, Al’s always giving homework.
1742
01:04:07.290 –> 01:04:07.930
Yes, I am.
1743
01:04:07.930 –> 01:04:08.630
Lizard Kenny.
1744
01:04:08.930 –> 01:04:11.650
You know how many months of filling in we need to do
1745
01:04:11.650 –> 01:04:14.890
before another episode or another new season comes up?
1746
01:04:15.170 –> 01:04:16.390
Well, we don’t.
1747
01:04:16.490 –> 01:04:16.710
You’re right.
1748
01:04:16.790 –> 01:04:19.050
But probably more than a couple of weeks.
1749
01:04:19.970 –> 01:04:21.490
And oh, and Trace says,
1750
01:04:21.650 –> 01:04:23.990
cause Al wants to edit another 30 clips.
1751
01:04:24.310 –> 01:04:24.530
Yeah.
1752
01:04:24.610 –> 01:04:26.770
I’m gonna ask people if they were gonna do this still,
1753
01:04:26.770 –> 01:04:29.350
maybe keep it to a tight 20, not 30.
1754
01:04:30.190 –> 01:04:33.090
You told me to go more than 20.
1755
01:04:33.650 –> 01:04:34.290
That’s okay.
1756
01:04:34.310 –> 01:04:34.790
It’s all good.
1757
01:04:34.830 –> 01:04:36.090
You did a great job, Jay.
1758
01:04:36.730 –> 01:04:37.830
Number two.
1759
01:04:38.670 –> 01:04:38.850
All right.
1760
01:04:39.170 –> 01:04:42.170
These last two, I think they speak for themselves.
1761
01:04:42.450 –> 01:04:42.750
Excellent.
1762
01:04:42.970 –> 01:04:44.630
Season three, episode one.
1763
01:04:44.690 –> 01:04:45.410
Here we go.
1764
01:05:06.090 –> 01:05:08.030
I just don’t think he needs to put an S on the ends
1765
01:05:08.030 –> 01:05:08.590
of that word.
1766
01:05:08.870 –> 01:05:10.550
Hey, Darry, you ever had sushi’s with shrimps?
1767
01:05:10.810 –> 01:05:11.170
Yeah.
1768
01:05:11.630 –> 01:05:13.050
You ever had sushi’s with unagi’s?
1769
01:05:13.270 –> 01:05:13.630
Yeah.
1770
01:05:13.890 –> 01:05:14.310
That’s eels.
1771
01:05:14.430 –> 01:05:15.510
Oh, I know that’s eels.
1772
01:05:16.890 –> 01:05:19.610
I just, I’m pretty sure you don’t need an S
1773
01:05:19.610 –> 01:05:21.030
to pluralize those words.
1774
01:05:21.150 –> 01:05:23.110
Hey, Darry, you ever had sashimi’s with salmon’s?
1775
01:05:23.130 –> 01:05:24.750
Oh yeah, you ever had sashimi’s with tuna’s?
1776
01:05:24.890 –> 01:05:26.110
Yeah, with wasabi’s?
1777
01:05:26.130 –> 01:05:27.350
Oh yeah, I love wasabi’s.
1778
01:05:27.390 –> 01:05:28.430
I like wasabi’s too.
1779
01:05:28.570 –> 01:05:30.250
If I asked you politely to stop this,
1780
01:05:30.270 –> 01:05:30.870
would you do it?
1781
01:05:31.090 –> 01:05:34.470
Oh, you can have yellowfin tuna’s, bluefin tuna’s.
1782
01:05:34.470 –> 01:05:36.270
I think tuna’s makes the best sashimi’s.
1783
01:05:36.270 –> 01:05:37.750
I think I’m having a panics attack.
1784
01:05:37.950 –> 01:05:40.390
The Japanese call the bluefin tuna’s, maguro tuna’s,
1785
01:05:40.410 –> 01:05:41.850
those kind of like the default tuna’s
1786
01:05:41.850 –> 01:05:43.010
that they use in sushi’s.
1787
01:05:43.150 –> 01:05:44.750
Yeah, but toro is more expensive tuna’s,
1788
01:05:44.770 –> 01:05:45.890
but it makes the best sashimi’s.
1789
01:05:45.970 –> 01:05:47.310
Oh, it’s way better than salmon’s.
1790
01:05:50.650 –> 01:05:51.450
Hey, walleye.
1791
01:05:58.140 –> 01:06:06.640
White fish are not sushi’s.
1792
01:06:12.110 –> 01:06:12.510
Shushini.
1793
01:06:21.240 –> 01:06:22.860
He still gets sushi wrong.
1794
01:06:25.480 –> 01:06:28.620
Oh, Liz or Kenny has already volunteered to do Katie.
1795
01:06:29.020 –> 01:06:30.740
So she gets Katie.
1796
01:06:31.080 –> 01:06:32.580
You guys need to let me know who’s doing what
1797
01:06:32.580 –> 01:06:34.000
so we don’t get any repeats.
1798
01:06:35.080 –> 01:06:38.800
So this is the ultimate Dan reaction.
1799
01:06:39.120 –> 01:06:41.080
Okay, according to Jason Eichard,
1800
01:06:41.520 –> 01:06:44.360
this is his favorite squirrely Dan reaction
1801
01:06:44.360 –> 01:06:46.640
from season two, episode three.
1802
01:06:46.680 –> 01:06:48.040
Here it is.
1803
01:06:48.060 –> 01:06:49.240
Not to be impolite,
1804
01:06:49.240 –> 01:06:57.780
but this gal suggested that maybe I should have some
1805
01:06:57.780 –> 01:07:02.430
attentions paid to my butthole.
1806
01:07:07.650 –> 01:07:08.710
That ever,
1807
01:07:09.770 –> 01:07:11.250
ever happened to you guys?
1808
01:07:12.270 –> 01:07:14.110
You ever have a gal suggest that
1809
01:07:14.110 –> 01:07:19.270
you need some attentions paid to your buttholes?
1810
01:07:19.830 –> 01:07:21.570
Dairy drops the ball.
1811
01:07:24.550 –> 01:07:27.190
And then he and Wayne proceed to play.
1812
01:07:30.190 –> 01:07:32.430
I take that as a hard no, I guess.
1813
01:07:33.530 –> 01:07:35.390
She put a couple of fingers up there
1814
01:07:35.390 –> 01:07:40.860
and turns out you got a neroginous zone up there.
1815
01:07:41.460 –> 01:07:45.580
Found the hot button and gave it a tickle
1816
01:07:45.580 –> 01:07:53.800
and yeah, it feels pretty good, you guys, okay?
1817
01:07:54.000 –> 01:07:54.380
Pop fly.
1818
01:07:54.560 –> 01:07:56.180
I really liked it.
1819
01:08:00.600 –> 01:08:02.480
Felt very natural.
1820
01:08:07.330 –> 01:08:09.410
Nice, that’s how you get the body in front of it.
1821
01:08:09.830 –> 01:08:11.550
They call it milking the prostate.
1822
01:08:14.380 –> 01:08:16.380
Oh man, well done, well done.
1823
01:08:20.100 –> 01:08:21.800
That’s the ultimate Dan one.
1824
01:08:21.979 –> 01:08:24.580
That is like Dan at his best.
1825
01:08:25.120 –> 01:08:25.640
Agreed.
1826
01:08:25.840 –> 01:08:28.180
And I mean, that’s the rightful winner
1827
01:08:28.180 –> 01:08:30.560
of the letter Kenny cold open bracket.
1828
01:08:30.620 –> 01:08:33.380
I know that it’s been voted out, but that’s wrong.
1829
01:08:33.760 –> 01:08:34.420
People are wrong.
1830
01:08:34.760 –> 01:08:35.600
The public are wrong.
1831
01:08:35.600 –> 01:08:37.640
That’s the ultimate cold open.
1832
01:08:39.380 –> 01:08:42.560
There’s no other cold open other than tarps off.
1833
01:08:44.660 –> 01:08:45.500
What’s that, Matt?
1834
01:08:46.479 –> 01:08:48.000
No, nothing, just agreeing.
1835
01:08:50.500 –> 01:08:52.020
Well, great job, Jason.
1836
01:08:52.120 –> 01:08:52.880
Thank you so much.
1837
01:08:52.880 –> 01:08:53.660
That was a lot of work.
1838
01:08:53.760 –> 01:08:56.420
I mean, you had to watch 10 seasons of letter Kenny
1839
01:08:56.420 –> 01:08:57.899
and write down clips and stuff.
1840
01:08:58.279 –> 01:08:58.760
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1841
01:08:59.300 –> 01:09:00.660
You got to watch.
1842
01:09:00.660 –> 01:09:02.140
Got to and I had to, you’re right.
1843
01:09:02.300 –> 01:09:03.060
I apologize.
1844
01:09:03.420 –> 01:09:04.220
I misspoke.
1845
01:09:04.700 –> 01:09:05.700
Thank you, Matt.
1846
01:09:06.120 –> 01:09:06.520
Problem.
1847
01:09:07.340 –> 01:09:08.160
Keep you honest.
1848
01:09:10.359 –> 01:09:12.279
Admittedly, it got a little tedium.
1849
01:09:12.700 –> 01:09:13.600
Did it?
1850
01:09:13.899 –> 01:09:15.060
Well, cause it was homework.
1851
01:09:16.140 –> 01:09:18.180
Well, it wasn’t just that it was homework.
1852
01:09:18.340 –> 01:09:20.600
It was okay, you know, cause it’s like, okay,
1853
01:09:20.700 –> 01:09:23.120
there’s nothing Dan here, just like skipping
1854
01:09:23.120 –> 01:09:24.479
and then like, oh crap, there was Dan,
1855
01:09:24.600 –> 01:09:25.240
you got to go back.
1856
01:09:26.279 –> 01:09:27.580
Well, for the first, I don’t know,
1857
01:09:27.720 –> 01:09:29.420
half dozen seasons, Dan was everyone
1858
01:09:29.420 –> 01:09:31.479
or all of our favorite character, I think.
1859
01:09:31.500 –> 01:09:31.960
Oh sure.
1860
01:09:32.000 –> 01:09:33.600
I think we all loved squirrely Dan,
1861
01:09:33.600 –> 01:09:36.279
but it’s funny watching some of those early scenes
1862
01:09:37.760 –> 01:09:40.040
where they, I guess originally the character
1863
01:09:40.040 –> 01:09:42.779
was supposed to be played by Dan Petra,
1864
01:09:42.819 –> 01:09:45.180
Prichanonovich or whatever, I can’t say his name,
1865
01:09:45.779 –> 01:09:47.300
but very different kind of character
1866
01:09:47.300 –> 01:09:49.399
than we get in the later kind of seasons, right?
1867
01:09:49.700 –> 01:09:51.760
You can see the squirreliness of squirrely Dan
1868
01:09:51.760 –> 01:09:54.540
talking about Shneve, talking about giving swords
1869
01:09:54.540 –> 01:09:56.740
to hookers, talking about, you know,
1870
01:09:56.860 –> 01:09:58.220
getting tune out of your dick hole
1871
01:09:58.220 –> 01:09:59.920
versus later on in the seasons
1872
01:09:59.920 –> 01:10:02.360
where it’s a more kind of cuddly lovable Dan,
1873
01:10:02.360 –> 01:10:04.900
Professor Tricia and all that kind of stuff, right?
1874
01:10:05.320 –> 01:10:08.080
It’s more the K-Trev Dan.
1875
01:10:08.220 –> 01:10:08.700
That’s right.
1876
01:10:09.860 –> 01:10:12.600
And even like the look of you,
1877
01:10:12.680 –> 01:10:14.820
not even just of Dan, Dan’s one,
1878
01:10:15.060 –> 01:10:16.880
but the characters as a whole,
1879
01:10:17.580 –> 01:10:19.280
when you get these, with the way we did that,
1880
01:10:19.400 –> 01:10:20.900
when you’re seeing all these early seasons
1881
01:10:20.900 –> 01:10:23.680
to compare to later seasons, they look so different,
1882
01:10:23.700 –> 01:10:24.780
but you don’t notice them
1883
01:10:24.780 –> 01:10:27.280
because they just organically happen over time,
1884
01:10:27.420 –> 01:10:29.840
but I just, it’s fun to bounce back and forth
1885
01:10:29.840 –> 01:10:32.440
between the timeline and get a feel
1886
01:10:32.440 –> 01:10:34.560
for where we were and where we are.
1887
01:10:35.400 –> 01:10:37.940
I would have, I mean, I think an honorable mention
1888
01:10:37.940 –> 01:10:39.720
has to be Pitter-Patter.
1889
01:10:40.300 –> 01:10:43.360
No, St. Patrick’s Day, Dan.
1890
01:10:43.520 –> 01:10:45.400
Like I think he was great in that episode.
1891
01:10:45.800 –> 01:10:50.280
That was like legitimately dick meat just beat it out.
1892
01:10:50.300 –> 01:10:55.740
Like it was right there, like they were very tied,
1893
01:10:55.780 –> 01:10:58.340
but just his reactions with the dick meat
1894
01:10:58.340 –> 01:11:00.260
was just too much.
1895
01:11:00.260 –> 01:11:01.600
Fair enough, yes.
1896
01:11:02.160 –> 01:11:04.560
So would you say, I mean, is it obvious
1897
01:11:04.560 –> 01:11:05.900
I’m stating the obvious here?
1898
01:11:06.060 –> 01:11:08.080
Squirrely Dan is your favorite Letter County character?
1899
01:11:09.780 –> 01:11:10.780
It’s Dan, then Roll.
1900
01:11:11.280 –> 01:11:12.800
Dan and then Roll, yeah.
1901
01:11:13.400 –> 01:11:15.360
And in a lot of those scenes that feature Roll,
1902
01:11:15.420 –> 01:11:18.020
there’s some great reactions from Roll too, so yeah.
1903
01:11:18.400 –> 01:11:22.360
Because like those two, like they just react so well,
1904
01:11:22.380 –> 01:11:25.580
like how they sell what they’re needing to sell
1905
01:11:26.220 –> 01:11:27.640
without actually speaking.
1906
01:11:29.200 –> 01:11:31.300
Very good, Victor, did you have any comments?
1907
01:11:32.880 –> 01:11:34.980
Yeah, I don’t know, that’s a pretty solid list.
1908
01:11:35.660 –> 01:11:37.580
I thought number seven was definitely,
1909
01:11:38.500 –> 01:11:40.360
you could have been in the top three.
1910
01:11:42.780 –> 01:11:45.860
But yeah, you can’t really argue with that one.
1911
01:11:46.040 –> 01:11:46.860
Oh, the spelling bee?
1912
01:11:46.920 –> 01:11:48.640
Yeah, the spelling bee is a classic.
1913
01:11:49.840 –> 01:11:52.080
That’s a top five for me, for sure.
1914
01:11:53.660 –> 01:11:56.160
It was up there, but my big,
1915
01:11:56.160 –> 01:11:59.620
like it got knocked down by Farts and Ellen on,
1916
01:11:59.680 –> 01:12:01.780
well, one, it’s reaction to the farts.
1917
01:12:02.000 –> 01:12:02.360
Yeah, yeah.
1918
01:12:02.660 –> 01:12:06.900
And then Ellen and just his facial reactions
1919
01:12:06.900 –> 01:12:10.000
looking at Ellen every time she was saying shit.
1920
01:12:10.760 –> 01:12:12.860
And then at the end, he’s like, so.
1921
01:12:14.520 –> 01:12:15.240
I just remember the spell,
1922
01:12:15.320 –> 01:12:17.200
we had a big talk about the spelling bee
1923
01:12:17.200 –> 01:12:18.720
and that reaction, like that.
1924
01:12:18.820 –> 01:12:21.200
I think he was probably, I have to believe
1925
01:12:21.200 –> 01:12:23.740
he was my MVP if we were doing MVP
1926
01:12:23.740 –> 01:12:25.240
at that time of that episode.
1927
01:12:25.240 –> 01:12:29.040
Cause it was so strong and so unexpected.
1928
01:12:29.860 –> 01:12:31.760
And he just took over that scene.
1929
01:12:31.880 –> 01:12:33.920
Yeah, I think Victor might’ve given it to the joints,
1930
01:12:34.060 –> 01:12:35.680
that joint boy was smoking in the bathroom.
1931
01:12:35.840 –> 01:12:38.300
But everyone else who had a clear brain
1932
01:12:38.300 –> 01:12:40.000
would have given it to Squirrely Dan.
1933
01:12:40.280 –> 01:12:40.440
Clear brain.
1934
01:12:42.960 –> 01:12:44.280
At least that’s what he gets.
1935
01:12:45.280 –> 01:12:45.900
There she is.
1936
01:12:45.900 –> 01:12:46.980
I’ve got one too, Victor.
1937
01:12:47.760 –> 01:12:48.180
Nice.
1938
01:12:50.380 –> 01:12:52.140
And mine’s got a clear blue handle.
1939
01:12:53.280 –> 01:12:53.540
Wow.
1940
01:12:53.540 –> 01:12:56.960
If it’s clear and blue, how is that a thing?
1941
01:12:57.980 –> 01:12:59.300
But blue tinted.
1942
01:12:59.340 –> 01:13:00.160
Oh, there you go.
1943
01:13:01.360 –> 01:13:02.420
Dan, did you have any comments?
1944
01:13:03.100 –> 01:13:04.900
From the peanut gallery here,
1945
01:13:05.000 –> 01:13:07.780
Jeff mentions one of his favorite reactions
1946
01:13:07.780 –> 01:13:10.480
was from, what’s this here?
1947
01:13:10.640 –> 01:13:13.900
Missing from, oh, it was 547 mark of 5.3,
1948
01:13:13.920 –> 01:13:15.060
the Hard Right Jay episode.
1949
01:13:15.120 –> 01:13:16.760
I can’t even think what that might’ve been,
1950
01:13:16.800 –> 01:13:18.880
but we’ll have to go check,
1951
01:13:19.040 –> 01:13:21.520
watch Hard Right Jay again and see what that.
1952
01:13:22.080 –> 01:13:23.440
He gave a lot of detail,
1953
01:13:23.480 –> 01:13:24.840
but it was all the wrong detail.
1954
01:13:24.840 –> 01:13:25.820
Yeah, it’s like, what happened?
1955
01:13:25.940 –> 01:13:27.020
What was he reacting to?
1956
01:13:27.060 –> 01:13:28.320
Cause I don’t remember.
1957
01:13:29.720 –> 01:13:31.060
Jeff, a little bit more info there, please.
1958
01:13:31.180 –> 01:13:31.520
Oh, I think-
1959
01:13:31.520 –> 01:13:32.640
I’m gonna contribute, Jeff.
1960
01:13:33.720 –> 01:13:34.840
Casey’s calling Gale.
1961
01:13:35.280 –> 01:13:36.440
Casey wants to do Gale.
1962
01:13:36.540 –> 01:13:38.140
So yes, Casey, you get to do Gale.
1963
01:13:38.400 –> 01:13:39.100
That’ll be a good one.
1964
01:13:39.100 –> 01:13:42.000
I think it was Hard Right Jay commenting on,
1965
01:13:42.000 –> 01:13:45.020
like Gale was like a Scottie Swimmin’ or something.
1966
01:13:45.480 –> 01:13:47.060
And then they were like,
1967
01:13:47.120 –> 01:13:48.860
Dan was like, yeah, no.
1968
01:13:48.860 –> 01:13:49.160
Oh.
1969
01:13:50.680 –> 01:13:55.000
Oh, there’s also dad noises when he says,
1970
01:13:55.520 –> 01:13:56.400
why, what’d you hear?
1971
01:13:56.880 –> 01:13:58.000
And the hot tub scene.
1972
01:13:58.100 –> 01:13:59.220
Yeah, the hot tub scene.
1973
01:13:59.560 –> 01:14:04.780
The hot tub scene just, it honestly got too much.
1974
01:14:05.500 –> 01:14:07.860
Like it got too much between the two of them.
1975
01:14:08.000 –> 01:14:10.840
That was more like, would have been like,
1976
01:14:10.880 –> 01:14:15.840
if I wanted to do Dairy and Dan as stepbrothers.
1977
01:14:15.840 –> 01:14:17.240
Well, I mean, that could be-
1978
01:14:17.240 –> 01:14:17.720
Like their interactions.
1979
01:14:17.720 –> 01:14:19.260
That could be a good one, yeah.
1980
01:14:19.480 –> 01:14:20.500
There’s so much Squirrely Dan.
1981
01:14:20.520 –> 01:14:22.340
You ready to start from the beginning again, Jason,
1982
01:14:22.440 –> 01:14:24.380
and do a Squirrely Dan and Dairy brothers?
1983
01:14:26.080 –> 01:14:27.220
You know, there was another-
1984
01:14:27.780 –> 01:14:31.860
There was another Squirrely Dan with Elmo when-
1985
01:14:31.860 –> 01:14:32.620
Oh my God.
1986
01:14:33.960 –> 01:14:36.740
And just before the fight.
1987
01:14:36.820 –> 01:14:37.220
Yes.
1988
01:14:37.420 –> 01:14:39.020
And Squirrely Dan was like,
1989
01:14:39.060 –> 01:14:40.640
egging him on, wasn’t it?
1990
01:14:40.840 –> 01:14:42.680
Wasn’t it Squirrely Dan that was egging him on?
1991
01:14:42.700 –> 01:14:43.600
There was probably some,
1992
01:14:43.640 –> 01:14:45.000
well, I think they were all egging him on,
1993
01:14:45.000 –> 01:14:45.860
but yeah, there was probably some good-
1994
01:14:45.860 –> 01:14:47.680
It was more just a bit like,
1995
01:14:47.820 –> 01:14:49.760
it was him going, what are we doing?
1996
01:14:50.540 –> 01:14:52.300
I think we’re doing that right now, aren’t we?
1997
01:14:54.000 –> 01:14:55.320
Anyway, great work, Jason.
1998
01:14:55.520 –> 01:14:57.620
I know it must’ve taken you
1999
01:14:57.620 –> 01:14:59.260
more than a little bit of time to do this.
2000
01:14:59.300 –> 01:15:02.380
So we really appreciate all the work
2001
01:15:02.380 –> 01:15:03.740
that you put into this and the list
2002
01:15:03.740 –> 01:15:05.260
and the work you made me do.
2003
01:15:05.340 –> 01:15:06.960
I didn’t appreciate that much, but whatever.
2004
01:15:07.680 –> 01:15:09.220
I’ll deal with it.
2005
01:15:09.720 –> 01:15:10.660
That was nice.
2006
01:15:10.660 –> 01:15:12.240
I gave you an Excel spreadsheet
2007
01:15:12.240 –> 01:15:14.020
with times and the episode.
2008
01:15:14.160 –> 01:15:14.880
Yes, you did.
2009
01:15:14.880 –> 01:15:19.060
It was a very comprehensive list and easy to follow.
2010
01:15:19.540 –> 01:15:21.300
So I really appreciate it.
2011
01:15:21.660 –> 01:15:26.460
Did you have any other comments or statements?
2012
01:15:28.180 –> 01:15:30.960
I’m gonna put this out there and I still think this.
2013
01:15:31.160 –> 01:15:33.820
Dan took down Gale at the end of the porn episode.
2014
01:15:35.560 –> 01:15:37.800
I think Gale went at it.
2015
01:15:37.960 –> 01:15:39.660
We’ll have to go back and review the tape.
2016
01:15:39.700 –> 01:15:42.660
Because if you do it and it’s like the outro
2017
01:15:42.660 –> 01:15:43.820
and it’s dark screen,
2018
01:15:43.820 –> 01:15:45.640
it’s the two of them making the noises.
2019
01:15:46.540 –> 01:15:49.200
Maybe, except Gale would’ve been taking him down.
2020
01:15:49.980 –> 01:15:53.780
Well, either way, potato potato.
2021
01:15:55.720 –> 01:15:56.280
Amazing.
2022
01:15:56.880 –> 01:15:59.180
All right, I have no news or comments
2023
01:15:59.180 –> 01:16:01.080
or whatever for this week.
2024
01:16:01.640 –> 01:16:03.320
I have apologies to give though.
2025
01:16:03.460 –> 01:16:04.720
I’ve been way too busy
2026
01:16:04.720 –> 01:16:06.680
to do any of the Letter Kenny bracket stuff.
2027
01:16:06.740 –> 01:16:08.680
So I have no bracket update this week,
2028
01:16:08.900 –> 01:16:11.920
but I will try.
2029
01:16:11.920 –> 01:16:14.760
I promise that I will try to get them done for next week
2030
01:16:14.760 –> 01:16:16.200
so that we can finish off this bracket.
2031
01:16:16.380 –> 01:16:18.280
I know it’s a lot of work, but I missed the bracket.
2032
01:16:18.600 –> 01:16:19.560
Yeah, I missed it too.
2033
01:16:19.780 –> 01:16:20.220
I missed it too.
2034
01:16:20.220 –> 01:16:22.620
It was really exciting and I know you’re busy
2035
01:16:22.620 –> 01:16:24.000
and I totally get it.
2036
01:16:24.000 –> 01:16:24.200
Yeah.
2037
01:16:24.200 –> 01:16:24.940
It’s just, I miss it.
2038
01:16:25.000 –> 01:16:25.820
I’m just declaring that.
2039
01:16:26.060 –> 01:16:28.700
I’ll get on it hopefully for next week
2040
01:16:28.700 –> 01:16:31.280
because Trace does great work with that.
2041
01:16:31.360 –> 01:16:35.140
So it will make a return hopefully by next week.
2042
01:16:36.500 –> 01:16:40.140
Jason, great work as I said before.
2043
01:16:40.440 –> 01:16:41.640
Thank you for doing this.
2044
01:16:41.640 –> 01:16:44.540
We appreciate it and it’s been a lot of fun
2045
01:16:44.540 –> 01:16:47.420
and great picks and we hope to have you back soon.
2046
01:16:48.980 –> 01:16:52.680
There’s going to be a Letter Kenny fights episode coming up
2047
01:16:52.680 –> 01:16:54.740
and I think you were one of the guys
2048
01:16:54.740 –> 01:16:56.900
who wanted to participate in that.
2049
01:16:56.980 –> 01:16:58.800
Is that right or no?
2050
01:16:59.820 –> 01:17:00.720
Don’t remember.
2051
01:17:01.040 –> 01:17:01.720
No, okay, maybe not.
2052
01:17:01.840 –> 01:17:02.340
Maybe not you.
2053
01:17:02.520 –> 01:17:03.340
Sounds like a no.
2054
01:17:03.500 –> 01:17:04.900
No, okay, it wasn’t you.
2055
01:17:05.220 –> 01:17:07.120
I’ve had enough going on at work.
2056
01:17:07.740 –> 01:17:09.300
I don’t remember half the crap.
2057
01:17:09.680 –> 01:17:10.240
All right.
2058
01:17:10.240 –> 01:17:12.260
Anyway, next week we are going to do
2059
01:17:12.260 –> 01:17:13.400
the best Letter Kenny fights
2060
01:17:13.400 –> 01:17:15.180
and it’s going to be the voice of God,
2061
01:17:15.340 –> 01:17:18.000
Dennis Guggen is going to come on to list his favorites
2062
01:17:18.000 –> 01:17:19.840
but I do know that there’s some other listeners,
2063
01:17:19.980 –> 01:17:23.020
some other DMers who also had something to say about that
2064
01:17:23.020 –> 01:17:24.980
so we’ll have them on for part two
2065
01:17:24.980 –> 01:17:26.900
but next week it’s just, it’s going to be Dennis
2066
01:17:26.900 –> 01:17:28.200
kicking out his favorite fights
2067
01:17:28.200 –> 01:17:29.900
so I’m looking forward to that one.
2068
01:17:30.600 –> 01:17:31.900
Victor, do you have any final comments?
2069
01:17:33.600 –> 01:17:34.720
The only final comment,
2070
01:17:35.120 –> 01:17:39.140
well first, Jason is the MVP of the show.
2071
01:17:40.240 –> 01:17:43.040
You had a lot of work but you know,
2072
01:17:43.040 –> 01:17:45.600
he’s the one that, you know,
2073
01:17:45.980 –> 01:17:47.160
that the true hard work here.
2074
01:17:47.160 –> 01:17:47.440
Yes.
2075
01:17:49.240 –> 01:17:52.520
But I saw a clip of you playing with your band
2076
01:17:53.800 –> 01:17:59.040
on the Twitter and unless it’s an old post.
2077
01:17:59.720 –> 01:18:03.340
Are you talking about my band or Jason’s band?
2078
01:18:03.700 –> 01:18:05.780
No, I’m playing with the band.
2079
01:18:05.920 –> 01:18:06.520
Oh, okay.
2080
01:18:06.740 –> 01:18:08.480
You mean Jason’s band, Motley Crue?
2081
01:18:08.480 –> 01:18:09.180
Yeah, yeah.
2082
01:18:10.340 –> 01:18:12.320
Yeah, no, no, your band.
2083
01:18:12.460 –> 01:18:12.940
Yes.
2084
01:18:13.020 –> 01:18:14.640
Though I have to say,
2085
01:18:14.780 –> 01:18:17.320
I couldn’t tell if it was your new band or the old band
2086
01:18:17.320 –> 01:18:18.960
because you’re playing the same frickin’ song.
2087
01:18:20.040 –> 01:18:22.020
Well, there’s a few new songs.
2088
01:18:22.760 –> 01:18:25.100
Okay, calm down, settle down.
2089
01:18:25.420 –> 01:18:27.700
The one that you posted, yeah, settle down.
2090
01:18:28.080 –> 01:18:28.360
Wow, Victor.
2091
01:18:28.360 –> 01:18:30.700
I wanted to hear some different material is all
2092
01:18:30.700 –> 01:18:33.360
and then I thought you had like a lady girl in your band.
2093
01:18:33.380 –> 01:18:36.320
Yes, a lady girl, as opposed to what?
2094
01:18:36.620 –> 01:18:37.000
Okay.
2095
01:18:38.240 –> 01:18:39.120
Mic drop.
2096
01:18:40.840 –> 01:18:41.340
Thanks, Victor.
2097
01:18:41.340 –> 01:18:42.420
I don’t know, I just kind of felt.
2098
01:18:42.780 –> 01:18:43.220
Wow.
2099
01:18:43.620 –> 01:18:44.060
I love it.
2100
01:18:44.060 –> 01:18:45.980
So I posted a couple of different videos
2101
01:18:45.980 –> 01:18:49.120
from Saturday night and yes, one of them is from
2102
01:18:49.840 –> 01:18:52.060
a killer song that we used to play with the Pains
2103
01:18:52.060 –> 01:18:53.260
but there was another one there
2104
01:18:53.260 –> 01:18:55.020
that I know we didn’t play with the Pains.
2105
01:18:55.860 –> 01:18:56.320
So there.
2106
01:18:56.740 –> 01:18:59.100
And yes, I have posted videos before of Brooke singing.
2107
01:18:59.480 –> 01:19:02.360
She’s a, and I will have many more videos
2108
01:19:02.360 –> 01:19:04.500
to post of her, but thank you for paying attention.
2109
01:19:05.760 –> 01:19:08.100
Hey, listen, I’m counting the days
2110
01:19:08.100 –> 01:19:10.440
when I get to go to one of your shows again.
2111
01:19:10.940 –> 01:19:13.680
By the way, can I just say, and somebody says
2112
01:19:13.680 –> 01:19:16.740
I miss Schorzy, Victor already, Casey, thank you.
2113
01:19:16.960 –> 01:19:18.760
I mean, we haven’t even finished.
2114
01:19:19.100 –> 01:19:21.880
I mean, we just finished reviewing Schorzy.
2115
01:19:22.100 –> 01:19:24.080
So it was kind of cool also to go back
2116
01:19:24.080 –> 01:19:25.540
and watch some of the Letter Kenny stuff.
2117
01:19:25.540 –> 01:19:27.420
Cause it’s been a while we’ve been in Schorzy mode.
2118
01:19:27.740 –> 01:19:28.180
Yeah.
2119
01:19:28.180 –> 01:19:30.440
And so now we’re back to the OG for a bit.
2120
01:19:30.680 –> 01:19:33.520
And I mean, I’m guessing that the next season
2121
01:19:33.520 –> 01:19:36.020
we review will be season 11 of Letter Kenny.
2122
01:19:36.420 –> 01:19:38.860
So it was kind of good to get back into that mode.
2123
01:19:38.940 –> 01:19:39.960
So thank you for that, Jason.
2124
01:19:40.020 –> 01:19:40.300
Matt.
2125
01:19:41.800 –> 01:19:42.960
Yeah, this is a blast.
2126
01:19:43.200 –> 01:19:46.500
I honestly, I know there wasn’t as much banter
2127
01:19:46.500 –> 01:19:48.020
amongst this episode as there normally is
2128
01:19:48.020 –> 01:19:50.100
but I haven’t laughed this hard
2129
01:19:50.100 –> 01:19:52.340
in a long time on one of those episodes.
2130
01:19:52.420 –> 01:19:56.120
So thank you, Jason, for bringing all that content.
2131
01:19:56.280 –> 01:19:59.820
I love this idea of doing these character profiles.
2132
01:20:00.240 –> 01:20:02.320
I don’t know how we’ve let this one slip
2133
01:20:02.320 –> 01:20:05.880
through our fingers as we’ve been coming up with concepts
2134
01:20:05.880 –> 01:20:07.320
and everyone’s been producing.
2135
01:20:07.500 –> 01:20:08.200
I love it.
2136
01:20:08.380 –> 01:20:11.080
And I hope others take this and run with it
2137
01:20:11.080 –> 01:20:14.440
and help us produce other character spotlights
2138
01:20:14.440 –> 01:20:16.320
because you’re fucking right.
2139
01:20:16.460 –> 01:20:19.140
There are so many fantastic moments
2140
01:20:19.140 –> 01:20:21.520
with every individual on this show.
2141
01:20:22.320 –> 01:20:23.120
Let’s celebrate.
2142
01:20:23.920 –> 01:20:28.040
I’m looking forward to the big sexual character episode.
2143
01:20:28.060 –> 01:20:28.640
Hey, fucker.
2144
01:20:29.980 –> 01:20:30.820
Man, that’s just gonna be-
2145
01:20:30.820 –> 01:20:32.920
Let’s celebrate the hell out of each one of them
2146
01:20:32.920 –> 01:20:34.340
because they deserve it.
2147
01:20:34.660 –> 01:20:34.820
Absolutely.
2148
01:20:35.160 –> 01:20:36.380
My God, this is fun.
2149
01:20:36.460 –> 01:20:38.100
So Al, I know it was a lot of work, but good job, buddy.
2150
01:20:40.740 –> 01:20:41.660
No, this was fun.
2151
01:20:41.760 –> 01:20:42.540
This is so much fun.
2152
01:20:42.620 –> 01:20:42.940
I love it.
2153
01:20:42.940 –> 01:20:43.480
I laugh.
2154
01:20:43.700 –> 01:20:44.520
This is great, Jason.
2155
01:20:44.680 –> 01:20:45.560
Always good to see you, buddy.
2156
01:20:45.800 –> 01:20:47.360
I love that you went all in.
2157
01:20:47.680 –> 01:20:50.400
And yeah, you’re missing your game stick.
2158
01:20:50.480 –> 01:20:51.340
I had one earlier.
2159
01:20:51.360 –> 01:20:53.520
If I had it to give to you, I would
2160
01:20:53.520 –> 01:20:55.180
because you fucking deserve it.
2161
01:20:55.180 –> 01:20:55.520
Yes.
2162
01:20:56.200 –> 01:20:56.740
So thanks, bud.
2163
01:20:56.800 –> 01:20:57.980
Thanks for coming out.
2164
01:20:58.260 –> 01:21:00.060
See, I even wore a hat since you didn’t, Matt.
2165
01:21:00.780 –> 01:21:01.940
It’s all about balance.
2166
01:21:02.140 –> 01:21:02.900
It’s all about balance.
2167
01:21:03.140 –> 01:21:05.600
This is the first time I haven’t seen you
2168
01:21:05.600 –> 01:21:06.940
shuffling through the hotel.
2169
01:21:07.560 –> 01:21:08.060
That’s right.
2170
01:21:08.400 –> 01:21:08.440
It’s great.
2171
01:21:08.640 –> 01:21:09.220
I love it.
2172
01:21:09.520 –> 01:21:09.680
Yeah.
2173
01:21:09.680 –> 01:21:12.860
Did you switch shifts to be off tonight?
2174
01:21:13.760 –> 01:21:14.060
No.
2175
01:21:15.120 –> 01:21:16.900
So somebody took vacation.
2176
01:21:17.200 –> 01:21:19.920
So my normal day’s off for Tuesday, Wednesday,
2177
01:21:20.100 –> 01:21:21.080
but somebody took vacation,
2178
01:21:21.280 –> 01:21:22.540
so it’s off Wednesday, Thursday.
2179
01:21:22.680 –> 01:21:23.220
There you go.
2180
01:21:23.620 –> 01:21:24.720
I don’t want that cow.
2181
01:21:25.640 –> 01:21:26.840
In seven days-
2182
01:21:26.840 –> 01:21:27.600
I want the cow.
2183
01:21:27.600 –> 01:21:31.760
I worked eight days worth of work in seven days.
2184
01:21:31.800 –> 01:21:32.180
Yeesh.
2185
01:21:32.360 –> 01:21:32.840
That’s not fair.
2186
01:21:33.300 –> 01:21:33.780
Oh my.
2187
01:21:33.860 –> 01:21:34.480
That’s okay.
2188
01:21:35.660 –> 01:21:36.720
It’s good money.
2189
01:21:37.000 –> 01:21:37.360
Good money.
2190
01:21:37.360 –> 01:21:37.920
Okay, good.
2191
01:21:38.000 –> 01:21:39.100
I want the cow.
2192
01:21:39.380 –> 01:21:40.180
I want the cow.
2193
01:21:40.720 –> 01:21:42.760
You’re gonna have to fight my wife for it,
2194
01:21:42.960 –> 01:21:43.440
and I guarantee you-
2195
01:21:43.440 –> 01:21:44.100
What’s her name?
2196
01:21:44.280 –> 01:21:44.720
What’s her name?
2197
01:21:45.000 –> 01:21:45.740
Tell her I’m not very big.
2198
01:21:45.740 –> 01:21:46.540
He’s security.
2199
01:21:46.720 –> 01:21:48.580
You’re not getting out with the pitcher, Matt.
2200
01:21:48.580 –> 01:21:49.160
I know.
2201
01:21:49.380 –> 01:21:50.300
I’m not very big.
2202
01:21:50.580 –> 01:21:51.180
I’m not-
2203
01:21:51.180 –> 01:21:52.940
You will not win against her.
2204
01:21:52.940 –> 01:21:53.580
I know.
2205
01:21:53.660 –> 01:21:55.460
I’m not even gonna challenge that.
2206
01:21:55.800 –> 01:21:56.760
But I’m more-
2207
01:21:56.760 –> 01:21:58.020
You’re gonna take her?
2208
01:21:58.500 –> 01:22:00.280
You’re gonna have a nine-year-old
2209
01:22:00.280 –> 01:22:04.000
who is freaking vicious as hell go after you
2210
01:22:04.000 –> 01:22:06.000
if you don’t get five foot plus.
2211
01:22:06.240 –> 01:22:07.080
I’m covert.
2212
01:22:07.720 –> 01:22:08.640
You won’t even know I’m there.
2213
01:22:08.840 –> 01:22:10.760
You’re gonna walk out with a thing
2214
01:22:10.760 –> 01:22:11.880
hanging around your neck.
2215
01:22:12.240 –> 01:22:12.860
Yeah, yeah, you are.
2216
01:22:13.280 –> 01:22:13.300
It’s the cow.
2217
01:22:13.380 –> 01:22:13.900
It’s security, Matt.
2218
01:22:14.200 –> 01:22:14.360
It’s security.
2219
01:22:16.120 –> 01:22:17.740
There’s a sensor on that cow.
2220
01:22:17.900 –> 01:22:18.780
I’ll be surprised.
2221
01:22:18.840 –> 01:22:19.200
Okay.
2222
01:22:19.340 –> 01:22:21.320
He’s got an alarm set up to that cow,
2223
01:22:21.320 –> 01:22:22.080
so if you remove it-
2224
01:22:22.080 –> 01:22:24.000
But in all seriousness though, I want the cow.
2225
01:22:24.160 –> 01:22:24.340
Yeah.
2226
01:22:24.340 –> 01:22:24.780
There you go.
2227
01:22:25.060 –> 01:22:26.580
Jason, you were incredible tonight.
2228
01:22:26.580 –> 01:22:27.760
Thank you so much.
2229
01:22:27.780 –> 01:22:29.540
You did an amazing job.
2230
01:22:29.680 –> 01:22:32.040
I can’t believe you did all that homework.
2231
01:22:33.120 –> 01:22:36.080
It took how many years for me to get through them all?
2232
01:22:36.340 –> 01:22:38.080
So the fact that you just took a week
2233
01:22:38.080 –> 01:22:40.560
in order to get all of that, pull it all together,
2234
01:22:40.560 –> 01:22:44.040
and create a pretty sweet ass Excel spreadsheet.
2235
01:22:44.540 –> 01:22:45.360
If that’s-
2236
01:22:45.360 –> 01:22:47.340
Oh yeah, Tanya appreciates a good spreadsheet,
2237
01:22:47.420 –> 01:22:47.900
by the way.
2238
01:22:48.180 –> 01:22:48.640
I do, I do.
2239
01:22:48.720 –> 01:22:50.420
Nothing turns me on more, actually,
2240
01:22:50.520 –> 01:22:52.280
than a good Excel spreadsheet.
2241
01:22:53.600 –> 01:22:53.760
Yeah.
2242
01:22:53.760 –> 01:22:55.640
So I did make all my taco stuff.
2243
01:22:56.280 –> 01:22:59.140
Oh, you nailed everything, man.
2244
01:22:59.300 –> 01:23:02.980
You got the custom-made Squirrely Squirrel hat,
2245
01:23:03.100 –> 01:23:06.220
Squirrely Dan hat, the overalls, the plaid shirt,
2246
01:23:06.320 –> 01:23:09.740
the tacos, the cow picture, you nailed it.
2247
01:23:09.760 –> 01:23:10.440
You’ve set the bar.
2248
01:23:10.440 –> 01:23:10.980
Absolutely nailed it.
2249
01:23:11.120 –> 01:23:12.180
You’re at this level.
2250
01:23:12.380 –> 01:23:14.740
Now everyone else has to get to this level.
2251
01:23:15.040 –> 01:23:17.180
And what a great kickoff to a character,
2252
01:23:17.340 –> 01:23:18.820
because Squirrely Dan, come on,
2253
01:23:19.200 –> 01:23:21.640
all of the best lines are Squirrely’s.
2254
01:23:22.280 –> 01:23:24.980
You know, his whole, and help me out,
2255
01:23:24.980 –> 01:23:26.160
because now I’m going to draw a blank.
2256
01:23:27.980 –> 01:23:31.280
I regret nothing, and oh my God,
2257
01:23:31.420 –> 01:23:32.780
I appreciates about you.
2258
01:23:32.860 –> 01:23:34.120
Oh, look, there’s the floor.
2259
01:23:35.660 –> 01:23:39.420
He just has so many great one-liners,
2260
01:23:39.720 –> 01:23:42.760
that anyone that says it or has a t-shirt of it,
2261
01:23:42.760 –> 01:23:44.740
you know exactly who said it, right?
2262
01:23:44.740 –> 01:23:48.740
Even if it’s a computer-generated line.
2263
01:23:49.600 –> 01:23:51.980
Those are absolutely his lines.
2264
01:23:52.520 –> 01:23:55.180
I’m with Liz, sorry, Casey.
2265
01:23:55.340 –> 01:23:56.440
I’m with you, Casey.
2266
01:23:56.680 –> 01:23:58.240
I was thinking Gayler as well.
2267
01:23:58.680 –> 01:24:01.560
There is no character that I hated more at the beginning,
2268
01:24:01.980 –> 01:24:03.780
or misunderstood more at the beginning,
2269
01:24:03.820 –> 01:24:06.120
and no character I love more now.
2270
01:24:06.500 –> 01:24:09.120
She just went through a transformation,
2271
01:24:09.300 –> 01:24:14.540
and I would totally, absolutely watch episodes again
2272
01:24:14.540 –> 01:24:16.820
with her and watch that transformation.
2273
01:24:16.820 –> 01:24:18.240
Don’t worry, Casey, you can do it though,
2274
01:24:18.260 –> 01:24:19.340
because there’s no way in hell 10
2275
01:24:19.340 –> 01:24:20.460
you’ll have the time to do it.
2276
01:24:20.460 –> 01:24:23.100
But I support you 100%,
2277
01:24:23.100 –> 01:24:26.180
and I would love to watch that all over again.
2278
01:24:27.740 –> 01:24:29.160
She’s a, I just-
2279
01:24:29.160 –> 01:24:31.280
Somebody’s gotta take Glenn, please.
2280
01:24:31.780 –> 01:24:32.180
Somebody-
2281
01:24:32.840 –> 01:24:33.600
Oh, Glenn too.
2282
01:24:33.960 –> 01:24:35.940
Glenn I didn’t understand at the beginning either.
2283
01:24:36.240 –> 01:24:37.520
He was a little-
2284
01:24:37.520 –> 01:24:39.260
Oh, Liz or Kenny wants to switch to Glenn.
2285
01:24:39.400 –> 01:24:41.200
All right, okay, so Liz or Kenny gets Glenn.
2286
01:24:42.620 –> 01:24:44.920
Yeah, Glenn was another one that I was like,
2287
01:24:44.920 –> 01:24:46.240
what is this man about?
2288
01:24:46.580 –> 01:24:47.660
And then relationships.
2289
01:24:47.800 –> 01:24:49.300
I think that’s when he broke me,
2290
01:24:49.300 –> 01:24:51.780
and I was like, oh my God, I would just want more.
2291
01:24:52.020 –> 01:24:53.520
I just want more and more of that man.
2292
01:24:54.760 –> 01:24:55.680
All right, yeah.
2293
01:24:57.080 –> 01:24:58.840
Reviewing Wayne or Katie
2294
01:24:58.840 –> 01:25:01.300
would be the longest one to do.
2295
01:25:01.680 –> 01:25:03.160
Here’s the thing with Katie though.
2296
01:25:03.920 –> 01:25:05.520
Katie’s not there for comedy,
2297
01:25:05.880 –> 01:25:07.980
so I’m not sure you could find any kind of,
2298
01:25:08.060 –> 01:25:10.000
I mean, if you’re looking for funny scenes with Katie,
2299
01:25:10.080 –> 01:25:11.780
you’re not gonna really find a lot, right?
2300
01:25:11.780 –> 01:25:13.100
Maybe the rap scene.
2301
01:25:13.540 –> 01:25:15.820
Yeah, but even that’s not funny, yeah.
2302
01:25:16.110 –> 01:25:17.420
This is fucking brilliant.
2303
01:25:18.080 –> 01:25:19.220
Katie’s hottest moments.
2304
01:25:19.600 –> 01:25:21.480
Yeah, Katie would have to be something like that.
2305
01:25:22.440 –> 01:25:24.040
Katie’s famous put-downs,
2306
01:25:24.140 –> 01:25:27.120
cause she was like, are you finished with that yogurt?
2307
01:25:27.900 –> 01:25:32.020
She’s always doing those lines and to Dirk,
2308
01:25:32.160 –> 01:25:33.020
whatever his name was.
2309
01:25:34.840 –> 01:25:36.740
Katie’s most impactful moments.
2310
01:25:37.140 –> 01:25:38.520
Yeah, cause it wouldn’t be funny.
2311
01:25:38.660 –> 01:25:40.580
There’s nothing funny about the Katie character
2312
01:25:40.580 –> 01:25:41.940
or very little funny about her.
2313
01:25:41.940 –> 01:25:45.780
And hers with the dog with the finger up.
2314
01:25:46.020 –> 01:25:47.480
She was, that was a good moment.
2315
01:25:47.700 –> 01:25:49.820
Yeah, no, it’s so good moments and good put-downs
2316
01:25:49.820 –> 01:25:50.120
or whatever.
2317
01:25:50.160 –> 01:25:51.920
So I can see Katie put-downs or Katie,
2318
01:25:52.080 –> 01:25:53.840
but yeah, she’s not funny.
2319
01:25:54.460 –> 01:25:55.520
But yeah, that’ll be interesting.
2320
01:25:57.360 –> 01:25:59.300
I would do eye candy moments.
2321
01:25:59.600 –> 01:26:00.300
Eye candy, yeah.
2322
01:26:00.400 –> 01:26:02.500
Eye candy or put-downs, I think.
2323
01:26:02.540 –> 01:26:07.600
And then we have to do Victor’s MVPs.
2324
01:26:08.620 –> 01:26:09.540
Casey disagrees.
2325
01:26:09.540 –> 01:26:11.320
She thinks Katie is funny.
2326
01:26:11.960 –> 01:26:15.940
All of the clips about Victor’s MVPs.
2327
01:26:16.280 –> 01:26:17.620
We’re not encouraging this.
2328
01:26:17.840 –> 01:26:19.380
No, we’re not encouraging this.
2329
01:26:20.700 –> 01:26:22.420
You couldn’t do Bonnie McMurray.
2330
01:26:23.140 –> 01:26:24.940
Yeah, that’s another one who isn’t really for funny.
2331
01:26:25.660 –> 01:26:28.000
That would just be all the slow motion scenes
2332
01:26:28.000 –> 01:26:29.280
for funny, yeah.
2333
01:26:31.200 –> 01:26:36.140
Oh, you cannot make out what Mr. McMurray is saying.
2334
01:26:36.360 –> 01:26:37.660
Oh, I mean, there’s a ton of that.
2335
01:26:37.680 –> 01:26:40.940
All the inaudible, like what the hell is he saying?
2336
01:26:41.320 –> 01:26:44.080
Anyway, this I think is gonna turn into a bunch
2337
01:26:44.080 –> 01:26:45.160
of really fun episodes.
2338
01:26:45.420 –> 01:26:47.340
So thank you, Jason, for getting the ball rolling.
2339
01:26:47.400 –> 01:26:48.500
Do you have any final comments?
2340
01:26:51.000 –> 01:26:52.920
Don’t leave your sex toys in the hotels.
2341
01:26:54.620 –> 01:26:58.400
All right, do you have any stories there
2342
01:26:58.400 –> 01:26:59.700
before I play us off?
2343
01:26:59.880 –> 01:27:01.480
What’s your favorite story?
2344
01:27:01.500 –> 01:27:04.900
Let’s just say some woman left her toy
2345
01:27:04.900 –> 01:27:10.520
and I was laughing because the day shift supervisor
2346
01:27:10.520 –> 01:27:13.740
for my department, I laughed my ass off
2347
01:27:13.740 –> 01:27:15.700
because he’s like, do I call her?
2348
01:27:16.260 –> 01:27:17.840
I don’t know if I should call her.
2349
01:27:17.900 –> 01:27:21.280
He’s like, just uber, uber fucking embarrassed.
2350
01:27:21.540 –> 01:27:24.340
I’m like, yeah, I never call with those.
2351
01:27:25.800 –> 01:27:27.920
Just, yeah, because we’re supposed to call.
2352
01:27:27.940 –> 01:27:29.000
Do you put it in the lost and found?
2353
01:27:29.160 –> 01:27:30.320
You’re supposed to call the customer?
2354
01:27:31.120 –> 01:27:33.380
Yeah, yes, we have to call the prior guest.
2355
01:27:34.260 –> 01:27:37.500
Guest, right, and hand delivery.
2356
01:27:38.260 –> 01:27:38.940
Geez, I hope not.
2357
01:27:38.940 –> 01:27:40.040
So we fed exit to him.
2358
01:27:40.040 –> 01:27:40.400
What?
2359
01:27:40.580 –> 01:27:41.120
Oh yeah, okay.
2360
01:27:41.640 –> 01:27:42.800
So at least like, so when you have,
2361
01:27:42.960 –> 01:27:45.240
you don’t have like a separate loss before you fed exit.
2362
01:27:45.340 –> 01:27:47.780
You don’t have a separate loss and found for the sex toys
2363
01:27:47.780 –> 01:27:49.400
that like when little Billy comes in
2364
01:27:49.400 –> 01:27:51.760
looking for his lost stuffed teddy bear,
2365
01:27:51.840 –> 01:27:53.300
he’s not rummaging through the box
2366
01:27:53.300 –> 01:27:55.040
and finding anal beads instead, right?
2367
01:27:55.100 –> 01:27:56.440
You have to remove the battery.
2368
01:27:57.040 –> 01:27:58.820
It’s all in a goldfish.
2369
01:28:00.080 –> 01:28:01.740
It’s all in a numbered system
2370
01:28:01.740 –> 01:28:04.520
and computer and all that.
2371
01:28:04.860 –> 01:28:05.280
Wow.
2372
01:28:05.820 –> 01:28:07.620
So what’s your inventory of the Dildos?
2373
01:28:07.620 –> 01:28:07.940
Jesus.
2374
01:28:09.500 –> 01:28:10.960
What’s your lost and found look like?
2375
01:28:10.980 –> 01:28:12.140
This has been the new,
2376
01:28:12.380 –> 01:28:14.460
this is the newest one so far.
2377
01:28:14.480 –> 01:28:16.140
Like it has been years ago,
2378
01:28:16.140 –> 01:28:18.820
but somebody legitimately left a bag.
2379
01:28:19.040 –> 01:28:21.580
I mean, a bag of dicks.
2380
01:28:21.660 –> 01:28:22.140
Wow.
2381
01:28:22.760 –> 01:28:23.100
So, like.
2382
01:28:23.980 –> 01:28:25.400
Like, were they all the same
2383
01:28:25.400 –> 01:28:26.480
or was it a variety?
2384
01:28:26.740 –> 01:28:28.060
Oh, it was a variety.
2385
01:28:28.160 –> 01:28:28.640
Okay.
2386
01:28:28.880 –> 01:28:29.400
Bag of dicks.
2387
01:28:29.440 –> 01:28:31.160
So being the smart ass I am,
2388
01:28:31.240 –> 01:28:32.800
hey, yes, I did the report on everything,
2389
01:28:32.800 –> 01:28:35.200
but then I put it in my boss’s chair
2390
01:28:35.200 –> 01:28:36.660
for when he came in the next day
2391
01:28:36.660 –> 01:28:38.800
and was like, hey, you left these in your room.
2392
01:28:38.900 –> 01:28:39.840
Oh, man.
2393
01:28:40.000 –> 01:28:41.800
Wasn’t that one of the letter Kenny episodes?
2394
01:28:42.000 –> 01:28:42.780
Bag of dicks.
2395
01:28:43.060 –> 01:28:43.600
Bag of dicks.
2396
01:28:44.480 –> 01:28:46.380
I wonder if people just do things
2397
01:28:46.380 –> 01:28:50.660
just to mess with the hotel staff.
2398
01:28:50.660 –> 01:28:50.940
Staff, yeah.
2399
01:28:51.560 –> 01:28:52.420
If I had the money.
2400
01:28:52.640 –> 01:28:54.540
Or mess with the hotel staff.
2401
01:28:54.960 –> 01:28:58.380
Like I once worked at checkout as a cashier
2402
01:28:58.380 –> 01:28:59.320
and I remember,
2403
01:28:59.480 –> 01:29:01.340
I distinctly remember this guy coming through
2404
01:29:01.340 –> 01:29:03.120
and he had like a can of whipped cream,
2405
01:29:03.340 –> 01:29:04.520
a disposable camera,
2406
01:29:04.520 –> 01:29:07.080
like many boxes of condoms.
2407
01:29:07.640 –> 01:29:08.860
And it was just like.
2408
01:29:09.160 –> 01:29:10.160
What time was it?
2409
01:29:10.500 –> 01:29:10.880
Yeah.
2410
01:29:11.140 –> 01:29:14.860
And I’m like, dude, like, who does this?
2411
01:29:14.940 –> 01:29:15.720
You remembered it.
2412
01:29:15.820 –> 01:29:16.040
Yeah.
2413
01:29:16.100 –> 01:29:20.120
Like you didn’t even try to disguise what you’re doing.
2414
01:29:20.280 –> 01:29:23.320
So it’s either a joke and I’m on camera somewhere
2415
01:29:23.320 –> 01:29:25.540
or yeah, you’re whatever.
2416
01:29:25.800 –> 01:29:26.520
I don’t know what you’re doing.
2417
01:29:26.780 –> 01:29:28.440
Why are you judging on either front?
2418
01:29:28.900 –> 01:29:30.180
Or are you jealous?
2419
01:29:30.380 –> 01:29:32.100
Or like, this sounds like a good time.
2420
01:29:32.100 –> 01:29:35.280
Like legitimately, when we get certain loss
2421
01:29:35.280 –> 01:29:36.420
of down things in,
2422
01:29:36.500 –> 01:29:38.680
we have a good laugh at some of the shit.
2423
01:29:39.120 –> 01:29:39.700
Like we’re like.
2424
01:29:39.700 –> 01:29:40.200
I bet.
2425
01:29:40.860 –> 01:29:41.180
What?
2426
01:29:41.660 –> 01:29:42.360
How did you,
2427
01:29:42.720 –> 01:29:43.740
how do you leave this?
2428
01:29:44.020 –> 01:29:45.140
Like how, how, what?
2429
01:29:45.800 –> 01:29:46.880
Why would you leave this?
2430
01:29:46.880 –> 01:29:48.100
This sounds amazing.
2431
01:29:48.320 –> 01:29:51.360
Like this is a whole story in itself.
2432
01:29:51.900 –> 01:29:53.500
There’s shit that I’ve gotten.
2433
01:29:54.040 –> 01:29:56.740
And like we have the, the Gen Con.
2434
01:29:56.940 –> 01:29:58.500
So we just legitimately had a whole bunch
2435
01:29:58.500 –> 01:30:00.020
of like cosplay shit left.
2436
01:30:00.020 –> 01:30:00.640
Oh boy.
2437
01:30:00.640 –> 01:30:03.480
But like, there’s this like wizard staff thing
2438
01:30:03.480 –> 01:30:06.480
and I’m going around and shaking at people.
2439
01:30:06.600 –> 01:30:06.820
No.
2440
01:30:06.960 –> 01:30:08.020
And like in the hallway,
2441
01:30:08.320 –> 01:30:10.040
you shall not pass.
2442
01:30:10.060 –> 01:30:11.840
Is it rubber or?
2443
01:30:12.380 –> 01:30:14.200
No, they like made it out of like,
2444
01:30:14.200 –> 01:30:16.140
I think styrofoam and some other stuff.
2445
01:30:16.780 –> 01:30:17.400
Oh my.
2446
01:30:17.580 –> 01:30:18.540
Not a sex toy.
2447
01:30:18.900 –> 01:30:18.940
No.
2448
01:30:18.940 –> 01:30:19.840
Not a sex toy.
2449
01:30:20.260 –> 01:30:20.520
No.
2450
01:30:20.660 –> 01:30:22.120
If that was a sex toy,
2451
01:30:23.060 –> 01:30:24.260
I’ll just put it this way.
2452
01:30:24.380 –> 01:30:25.600
It would go out the mouth.
2453
01:30:26.060 –> 01:30:26.720
Oh boy.
2454
01:30:26.720 –> 01:30:27.000
Oh my.
2455
01:30:29.940 –> 01:30:33.720
Oh, I legitimately Shorsie at my work.
2456
01:30:33.880 –> 01:30:35.940
You guys have no clue.
2457
01:30:36.100 –> 01:30:36.880
Oh my.
2458
01:30:38.240 –> 01:30:40.720
I just recently, one of the guys,
2459
01:30:41.260 –> 01:30:42.600
because I decided to fuck with him,
2460
01:30:42.720 –> 01:30:44.620
I sent him the lemon party.org.
2461
01:30:44.620 –> 01:30:45.140
Oh yeah.
2462
01:30:45.700 –> 01:30:48.780
But I got rid of the rest of the stuff.
2463
01:30:49.080 –> 01:30:50.580
So all’s it was, was that.
2464
01:30:50.860 –> 01:30:52.800
I was like, Hey, did you look at that link I sent you
2465
01:30:52.800 –> 01:30:54.680
because you sick fucking bastard.
2466
01:30:55.560 –> 01:30:56.560
So no lies.
2467
01:30:56.560 –> 01:31:00.600
I never even heard of lemon party until this podcast.
2468
01:31:01.340 –> 01:31:04.640
And I am normally someone who cannot resist
2469
01:31:05.820 –> 01:31:08.200
following up on something I hear about.
2470
01:31:08.600 –> 01:31:11.060
I have not yet looked up lemon party
2471
01:31:11.060 –> 01:31:13.380
and I will not look up lemon party
2472
01:31:13.380 –> 01:31:17.680
because you guys have tainted the tail, the tail.
2473
01:31:19.140 –> 01:31:21.220
I feel like that’s something I’m not gonna be able to
2474
01:31:21.220 –> 01:31:24.540
unsee and I’m not willing to take that chance.
2475
01:31:25.660 –> 01:31:28.000
But I’ve also had the, you know,
2476
01:31:29.240 –> 01:31:32.200
check like 67 year old man for an STD.
2477
01:31:32.540 –> 01:31:34.300
So at that point it’s.
2478
01:31:34.320 –> 01:31:35.760
That was part of your job description.
2479
01:31:35.900 –> 01:31:36.340
What?
2480
01:31:36.860 –> 01:31:37.960
As a medic in the army.
2481
01:31:38.260 –> 01:31:38.940
Oh, okay.
2482
01:31:39.080 –> 01:31:40.360
Well, that’s a different job.
2483
01:31:40.360 –> 01:31:40.660
All right.
2484
01:31:40.660 –> 01:31:42.420
It’s like, what do you work for?
2485
01:31:42.420 –> 01:31:44.480
I’ve never heard of a hotel staff doing that.
2486
01:31:44.860 –> 01:31:45.100
Yeah.
2487
01:31:46.240 –> 01:31:48.200
And Lizzie Kenny says, Matt, you said taint.
2488
01:31:48.200 –> 01:31:50.180
It’s what the upper class deal with.
2489
01:31:52.200 –> 01:31:52.640
Amazing.
2490
01:31:53.220 –> 01:31:53.640
All right, guys.
2491
01:31:53.640 –> 01:31:56.200
I gotta play us off here with a song
2492
01:31:56.200 –> 01:31:57.620
from the Valentine’s day episode
2493
01:31:57.620 –> 01:32:00.380
that I was reminded of clipping these clips.
2494
01:32:00.380 –> 01:32:01.080
It’s a great song.
2495
01:32:01.180 –> 01:32:04.900
It’s called Now I Know Better by Adam Sabler.
2496
01:32:22.640 –> 01:32:24.140
And that’s all we have for this episode.
2497
01:32:24.280 –> 01:32:26.600
Next week, the voice of God, Dennis Guggen,
2498
01:32:26.640 –> 01:32:29.300
makes his long anticipated return to the produce stand.
2499
01:32:29.760 –> 01:32:32.400
He’s coming on to kick out the top 10 best fights
2500
01:32:32.400 –> 01:32:33.140
on Letter Kenny.
2501
01:32:33.480 –> 01:32:35.560
It’s always fun when we have Dennis on
2502
01:32:35.560 –> 01:32:36.740
so you won’t wanna miss this.
2503
01:32:37.260 –> 01:32:38.540
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2510
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01:32:55.300 –> 01:32:56.820
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2514
01:32:59.420 –> 01:33:00.120
Thanks for joining us.
2515
01:33:00.160 –> 01:33:02.020
Now we’re gonna go practice our squirrely dance
2516
01:33:02.020 –> 01:33:03.020
spit takes.
2517
01:33:03.160 –> 01:33:05.380
Somewhere nice and far from my podcasting equipment.
2518
01:33:05.740 –> 01:33:06.880
See you at the after party.
2519
01:33:06.880 –> 01:33:10.000
On behalf of Jason, Victor, Matt, Tanya, and myself,
2520
01:33:10.340 –> 01:33:11.840
thank you for listening and have a great week.
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