Here are some of our favourite moments from The Produce Stand Podcast for Season 1 of Shoresy.
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When I walked in, the guy says, you’re Canadian.
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I said, yes, proudly.
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And he said, you ever heard of a show called Shorsie?
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I was like, seriously, that’s like the automatic association.
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So it was absolutely fantastic.
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Not only do I know it, but I know the best goddamn Shorsie podcast
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that’s out there.
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So listen to the Friday stand and I’ll take the car.
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Al doesn’t want to edit.
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I told you I’m not editing teleprompter.
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I read anything that’s on there.
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Kiso’s flexing muscle, his acting muscle.
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He hasn’t flexed.
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He’s not allowed to flex at Letter Kenny.
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Letter Kenny, he’s supposed to be stoic.
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He’s supposed to be squinty and he does it well.
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He saw his eyes.
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He does it well.
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In this one here, Shorsie.
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I didn’t even know he could open his eyes.
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There you go.
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She’s so young.
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Oh my God.
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In the chat, she asked, what’s a duet tank?
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Who said that?
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I can’t remember the last time I heard the word duet tank.
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It’s been a while, but still.
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Our kids still have duet tanks.
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Yeah, maybe they call them something different.
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Did you force them upon them?
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You called them duet tanks.
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The school gave them duet tanks for each subject.
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She says in her defense, she’s 25.
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OK.
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But she’s a teacher.
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I love the little touch of all of them
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eating their drumsticks over bowls.
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That’s the only way to do it.
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No, it isn’t.
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That’s how I do it.
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Is it really?
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I never use the bowl.
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I’ve only ever seen her.
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You’re an animal.
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Why?
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Yeah.
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Victor, I agree with you full heartedly.
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The cone will always fall.
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And what if you’re one of those slow eaters
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and you don’t know how to lick properly?
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You’re such an amateur if you need a bowl.
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If you need a bowl.
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That’s not a you problem.
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That’s a you problem.
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That’s your floor’s problem.
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If you’re going to eat a stick.
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I’ve never dropped a nut.
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Well, I’d like to lead with a heartfelt happy birthday.
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Oh, Victor, you’re my favorite panelist.
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See what you did there, Victor.
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You did a stick.
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And I approve of it.
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It’s not so much why he did.
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It’s what you did it.
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I know.
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I get it.
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Look at all of us grown ass adults over here voting
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on the proper way to eat a stick.
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That’s from Crystal.
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What are they?
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Five?
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I’ve never used a bowl in my entire history
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of eating a stick.
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That’s from our buddy Dean.
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And here’s the final word is from our sponsor.
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You can’t say no to our sponsor who says it is literally
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made of an of an edible handle.
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No bowl required unless it’s 40 degrees out
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and you can’t eat it fast enough.
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And in that case, you eat it over grass.
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And that’s from our sponsor and buddy Eric.
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Anyway, it’s a fresh for me, Victor.
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What about you?
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Yeah, I mean, shit.
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See, this is why you shouldn’t have buttons.
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Buttons aren’t toys, Victor.
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Last time I was there, I was so happy.
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Feels like it’s been forever since we did this.
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Like it was a week ago.
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Yeah, but what happened out there?
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I don’t have a concussion.
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She was very lonely after one week alone.
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And I was here and you were in there.
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And you were referring to the computer when you said in there.
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You were in there in the computer.
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Hold on.
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Vesectomies can reverse them.
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No, no.
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Yeah.
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I will not accept that as fact.
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You did pay.
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No, I know you’re cheap.
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You did pay the extra and have it tested after to make sure
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that there was no swimmers.
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Listen, I’m done my update for the week.
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OK, it’s Britton Moe’s turn to do their update.
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It could be because I went to high school with some of the great
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players went to my high school.
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We called the girls in high school who looked up
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with the Greyhounds Hound Pounders.
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So Mercedes reminded me of those girls.
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That does not sound like something you want to be called.
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Yeah, it’s kind of tough by these Hound Pounders.
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Love it.
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Remember, Alana is a good name.
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Alana?
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It’s a girl.
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It is a girl.
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We do have a girl.
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Fantastic.
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Yeah, I’m not telling tales out of school.
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Can you imagine that?
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Surprise.
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This is your gender reveal.
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We’re going to start doing gender reveal podcasts.
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If he did that, if he challenged Tyler Johnson
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to do that, imagine what Kiso is going to do for his own show.
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He’s going to bulk the fuck up.
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He’s going to come back looking like number one from the umbrella.
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Oh, yeah, he’s going to come back.
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He’s going to care and all.
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What do you think is coming out?
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Fuck boys, it’s all slip and slide up here.
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I’m probably putting it at number two, though.
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I don’t think it was like my favorite of this season,
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but it was definitely really, really strong.
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I really enjoyed it.
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Victor, how about you?
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Yeah, I think it’s appropriate to give this one a number two.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Victor.
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Oh, man.
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And I want more of Mark Michaels.
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Mark Michaels, really?
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Really?
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Yes, yes.
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You ever miss the Mark Michaels?
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I want to see more of Michael.
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I know.
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How do you get more?
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There’d be butthole then.
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Oh, man.
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That’s not great.
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Character.
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Definitely clip that out.
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He’s not a Neanderthal like we thought in Letter Canning.
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He’s actually very cultured and dignified
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and does require his guests and himself to use a bowl.
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Oh, for fuck’s sake, you’re such a jerk.
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So, you know, that’s what it is.
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All right.
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Amy, I loved your hand gesture on that one.
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Help us out here, Tiara.
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Basically, just say anything and you win.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you always make very valid arguments.
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Have we all?
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Most of you, you’ve mispronounced invalid.
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We should get coffee to sponsor the podcast.
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We should.
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Yes.
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Why have we never thought of that before?
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I give up.
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Thank you, Eric, and I both coffee and Victor for that
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inspired. That is bloody brilliant.
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Oh, Victor.
What are you thinking?