The gang at The Produce Stand discuss episode 3 of season 2 of Letterkenny titled, ‘Relationships’. Listen in as the gang talks about the episode and reminisces about the beatings they got as children.
Episode Limerick
The Hicks are playin’ catch the other day,
When Squirrely Dan talks of attentions paid,
Wayne goes on 3 dates,
In search of a mate,
Third time’s just right to get Wayne laid.
Chapters:
- 00:00:00 – Introduction
- 00:01:53 – How Was Your Week?
- 00:09:14 – Twitter Roll Call
- 00:13:23 – Don’t Bore Us, Get To The Chorus! (Episode Recap)
- 00:58:15 – First Impressions
- 00:57:54 – Episode Ratings
- 01:08:01 – Episode Rankings
- 01:09:24 – Listener Comments
- 01:15:39 – Final Comments
- 01:17:53 – Outro
Final Rating
- Victor: Fresh
- Mat: Fresh
- Tanya: Fresh
- Al: Fresh
Scientific Twitter Poll
- Fresh: 100%
- Clearance: N/A
- Compost: N/A
Featured Music
- Fame by Annakin Slayd (Spotify)
- Take It to Fantastic by Cannonball Jane (Spotify)
- Never Forever by Dead Soft (Spotify)
- Blue Gowns by Blue Hawaii (Spotify)
- Raptor by Rustie (Spotify)
- Lost in the Sauce by Blondtron & Waspy
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You’re hocking the ball around with your pals the other day.
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It’s Thursday, Thursday.
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And that means we are once again hanging out at the produce stand,
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a podcast paying tribute to the great Canadian show Letter Kenny.
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Now, I know what you’re thinking.
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There are many other podcasts about Letter Kenny out there,
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but this one is not too hard, not too soft.
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This one is just right.
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Well done.
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I’m your host
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and joining me in the room, as always, is the lovely Tanya.
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And online we have Squirrely Matt and the vivacious Victor.
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How are you guys doing tonight?
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Excellent. Oh, good. All right.
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Yes. OK, I’ve been waiting to do this to wait.
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All right.
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I mean, we’ve been sitting here for five minutes
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waiting for Victor to show up to open my beer.
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Yes. You know, I needed it, Victor. I needed it.
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So what do you drink?
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Is that Lisbon in your background, Victor?
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No, that’s the least say where I’m from.
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Lisi looks like Lisbon.
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It’s got the the the castle on the mountaintop overlooking the city.
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It’s very nice.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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That’s how people defend their cities.
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Yes. Well, I mean, all right.
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They stick the castle.
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That’s liquid gold right there.
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What are you drinking, Matt?
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Oh, because it’s been a special kind of day.
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I’m drinking an Amsterdam Fracture Amsterdam.
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What’s an average beer?
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Um, five percent alcohol fiber.
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Yeah, this one’s nine point one. Crazy.
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You know, that’s why they call it fracture.
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I’ve been I’ve been munching all night.
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I’m a little full, but I usually drink two beers during the show.
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I figured I just do one all in one shot or double it up.
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You’re going to run out. You’re going to have another one.
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Anyway, let’s start with how’s your week and we’ll start.
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I’ve got it.
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Today’s order is going to be Victor first.
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Go ahead, Victor. How’s your week?
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Oh, wow. Yeah, it looks pretty good.
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We since last time we chatted, you have a new roof.
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Congratulations. Medical roof.
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And we’ve had some rain, too, to test the sound quality.
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How is it just in time?
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It’s the same. We’ve got three.
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Oh, boy. What do you call those things?
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Skylights. So so I think that makes more noise than the roof itself.
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So we haven’t really noticed.
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And no, it’s nice.
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We and you know, this one’s supposed to last for 40 years at least.
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OK, so, yeah, hopefully, you know, never have to think about it again.
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OK, so so I get the visual.
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Did you go with a fun color? Like, what what did you do?
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I mean, it’s not pink or anything like that.
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It’s it’s it’s not so different from the color we had before,
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just because that was kind of went with the house.
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It’s a darker brown and it has a texture on it, but it is metal.
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But from afar, it looks like a regular shingle,
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but it’s got that new kind of new shine to it, if you will.
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And so everyone kind of like stops and looks, which is kind of cool.
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And so, you know, it’s gave it a really nice facelift.
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It’s a tin roof, rusted.
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No, it’s not tin.
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It’s not. No, I had to say it’s a composite.
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I wanted to.
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I wanted the opportunity to quote B-52s first.
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Matt, how was your week?
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It’s been good, man. It’s busy.
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It’s been great.
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Because you were drinking a nine point nine point zero.
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Well, yeah, I’m tired.
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And actually leading up to the show, I wasn’t sure I was going to make it.
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But I couldn’t let you guys down.
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So I downed a coffee.
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I and I dabbled into my childhood and had some orange slices,
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like a halftime little kick up.
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And then I cracked a nine point one to start the show.
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And halfway through this podcast, we’ll give you a freezy.
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How’s that?
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Yeah, I’m in, man.
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Freezy. But no, the week’s been good.
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Do you have a small, I don’t know, bone to pick with one of you?
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Because I’m a little confused.
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And so yesterday and I still don’t have a response.
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So I’m someone when you’re on the bus here, a random feline entered my
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my my DMS on Instagram is
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malicious, menacing looking pumpkin arrived in my private messages
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with no context at all.
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Pumpkin spice spam is what it is.
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So Victor, tell me why.
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Why are we getting pictures of pumpkin?
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Yeah, I got I got the same picture in our private mess.
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And they’re not even just regular cat pictures.
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They’re glam shots of his cat.
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Victor has a kind of eerie and an exotic and I don’t know.
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And kind of scary all in the same same photo.
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Accurate. Yeah, I got scolded as well on Facebook because I posted it on
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Facebook and I don’t post anything on social media really almost ever.
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So I got a reply from a colleague, a friend slash colleague
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that was you haven’t posted on Facebook for 18 months.
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And and and you haven’t no no kit ticks,
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no updates on where I’m, you know, on life, on covid, what’s happening.
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And and just and now pumpkin makes it to Facebook.
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Good job. Well, your kids are beyond the cute stage now,
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so you wouldn’t post pictures of them.
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But yeah, you used to post at least like videos of you playing guitar
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and stuff and and not even one of those.
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Yeah, no, it’s true.
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I just you know, it was a thing, right?
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I mean, the only reason I originally got an Instagram account
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was because my daughter got one and she was still in her early teens.
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And I you want to want to make sure she wasn’t getting herself
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into any trouble.
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And so I needed a reason.
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So that was it.
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And then once I didn’t need to worry about her anymore,
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I kind of, you know, lost interest in it.
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But but pumpkin, pumpkin’s there now.
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So there you go.
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So, you know, thank you.
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It made my day.
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I really wasn’t sure what it was about, but I pumpkin was there.
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Prime for greatness.
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And I enjoyed it.
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So but before before you get to to the to your guys weeks
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and what you’re going to do next, I need to stop.
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And I’m going to let you do your thing, Al.
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But thank you to Twitter today because you care for what you wish for.
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All right.
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Wow.
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Begging, begging for more followers.
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And and he always does his portion.
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So it’s really going to be hilarious because you guys thank you.
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You made him scramble the last.
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Oh, my God. Did you ever?
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Holy crap.
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How he’s going to approach the Twitter follower section of our show.
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So I’m going to let you guys do your week
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and then I’m going to let Al spend 20 minutes thanking all the followers.
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So thank you for all episodes to like I’ve got my soundboard
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is loaded with this episode anyway.
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So, yes, Tanya, quickly, how was your week?
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I’m just going to say, good, go.
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Maybe I’ll speak for both of us.
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So we’re we’re now officially moved down into the basement for for the kitchen.
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We’ve been eating and cooking in the kitchen all week.
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And this weekend, we’re moving the bedrooms down.
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So as of this weekend, we’re fully living downstairs.
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And next weekend, we start demolishing the kitchen.
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We start tearing down walls and stuff.
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The dumpster gets delivered tomorrow into our driveway.
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And that means the neighbors are going to, you know, discreetly
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try to throw garbage into the dumpster while we’re not looking.
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Can I bring a few things here?
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And that’s OK, because I’ve done the same
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when our neighbors have had dumpsters.
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And yeah, so it’s very exciting stuff.
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And the other piece of news yesterday at my son in my son’s class,
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somebody threw up and I was like, holy crap, here we go.
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Oh, wow. Yeah.
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So is that even a symptom, though?
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Well, that’s a thing, right?
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So the symptoms and today and today in Ontario, they’ve changed the symptoms,
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although I think throwing up is still on there.
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Like, but so I get this morning.
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So my son stayed at home to stay at home today because we were waiting for
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we were expecting, you know, a communication from school or something
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to say what had happened.
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One of the kids was sick.
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The kid threw up.
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So they took her and her younger sister out of their classrooms
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and they isolated the kids in the library and they they they cleaned
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the classroom down and they did all it took all the proper precautions.
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And we were sitting here waiting for word to see whether it’s safe
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for him to go back to school the next day.
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And we got nothing.
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So he stayed home today.
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But I did drop my daughter off because she’s in second grade.
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So different class or whatever.
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And talk to the principal and he said, yeah, look, you know,
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as long as there’s no positive test, it’s business as usual.
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He’s like, I’ve sent other kids home.
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So, you know, for puking and for having runny noses, that’s going to happen.
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And we can’t panic every time, which makes sense.
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And he’s like, if if the kid tests
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positive and we get a positive result, then it’s out of our hands.
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And then public health steps in and then you guys will know and all that
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stuff so happily and in our area, there’s seven active cases.
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So it’s not like it’s really high.
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So we’re pretty, you know, we’re pretty good.
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And the chances are everything’s fine.
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But, yeah, that was our week.
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Fun stuff.
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OK, so as
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as Matt alluded today and I don’t know what I was thinking, but I thought, OK,
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I looked at our Twitter follower account and we were at 98.
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I’m like, wow, we’re like two followers away from 100.
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So I put out a tweet and say, hey, we’re two followers away.
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How about some help? And then boom, not since the great tweet
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of Ed Norton, which was just last week.
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And actually this week, it’s almost double what we got from the Ed Norton tweet.
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Last week, we got as of last week, thirty five new followers.
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So, yeah, Matt, you’re right.
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I’m going to try to go through this as quickly as I can.
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Here we go. Julie Beaslin,
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Pava Terazi from Ashtabula, Ohio, Yuri, Veronica W., Liz Schneider,
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Scott Gilligan from Toronto, Bonnie McLean from Australia,
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Jack Little, awesome one, Neil from Columbus, Ohio, Josh Hinch,
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Livy from Indiana, Toronto Mike.
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Finally, he joined.
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And you know what? Aren’t you guys friends?
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We are friends. What an asshole he is, right?
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But I think it’s because he was waiting.
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He was actually number 99.
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I think he was waiting to be number 99.
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So thank you, Toronto Mike, for joining.
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It’s not like he’s listening.
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He just did it probably because I begged and I’m not too proud to beg.
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I’ve already said that. So that was number 99.
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So number 100 was a town.
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I’m guessing he’s from Atlanta.
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Eric Marshall, Chris Wagner from Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
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I even spelt it wrong.
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Massachusetts today, Junior,
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angry National Park from the planet Earth came back from Texas.
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Chris Evans, Eric Lunger conscripted.
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He’s from somewhere on the I-35 in Texas or something like that.
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Seth Stout from Indiana, S.
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Murphy, that Lisa girl, ha ha charade you are from older and wiser.
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I don’t know what that means, but OK, a bog slut.
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I love some of these.
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Redbeard from Moncton, New Brunswick.
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I feel like maybe, Matt, you know who Redbeard is, do you?
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Or no, I don’t know. Oh, I thought because I thought because I
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know one person from New Brunswick.
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Now I know them all.
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I thought you guys had some kind of interaction there.
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Maybe you didn’t. And you’re from out East, right?
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So I don’t know. Anyway, strange breed.
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They’re a band from Vancouver, B.C.
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I think we attracted them from the Toronto Mike.
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They were on Toronto Mike a while ago.
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Alex Cock, Brittany DeRosa from upstate New York.
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Don’t be a child.
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Oh, grow up. Yeah, grow up.
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I just liked your paws and swallow after the taking a breath.
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Holy fuck. It’s going to be one of those.
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All right. I’m almost done here.
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Jessica Steckle from Portland, Oregon.
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Matt Sorrento from Rockland, again, Massachusetts.
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Matt Osborne, Massachusetts.
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I said two shits.
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Test and trace is the only way Kyle
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from Iowa and Hoboken Mets fan from Hoboken, New Jersey.
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Wow. Thank you all.
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Again, I’m not above begging and it worked today.
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Like I put out one tweet.
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I only needed two and we got, you know, thirty five.
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So thank you all.
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I was laughing my ass off here at home,
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watching those followers go because I’m thinking as you do all I mean,
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let’s get real, Tanya Victor and I do nothing.
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I’ll just all the preparation.
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So I was thinking of you building your list minutes before.
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And I’m pretty sure two more just joined.
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Yeah, I got a buzz.
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So I’ll have to get called out next week.
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Yeah, it’ll be next. Oh, I love the.
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Victor’s background is a train wreck.
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Why? So far things are going smoothly.
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Why would you?
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But I mean, it shows we love all our fans and we will call you out.
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Oh, yes, yes, at least our Twitter followers.
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We have like actually twice the amount
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of Facebook followers, but we don’t give them any.
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We don’t pay them any any attention.
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OK, so here we go.
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Well, don’t bore us. Get to the chorus.
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Last week, we reviewed season two episode two, The Election.
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That episode received a fresh rating from Tanya, a clearance from Matt and myself
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and a compost from Victor tonight where recap Victor’s laughing.
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He’s he’s remembering right now.
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Oh, yeah, that’s right.
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I was an asshole last weekend. All right.
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Tonight. Oh, and by the way,
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my scientific Twitter poll for that for last week’s episode,
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20 percent agreed with Tanya, 50, 60 percent agreed with Matt and I gave
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it a clearance and 20 percent agreed with Victor and gave it a compost.
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So it’s you know, it actually kind of matches what we what we have.
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Have you recovered from last year?
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I know you were really, really upset.
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Oh, my gosh, you guys got me all riled up.
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Like I didn’t think you were coming back this week.
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It was awesome.
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So tonight we’re recapping and reviewing season two,
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episode three relationship.
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So we’re going to start off with Victor.
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Did you do your homework, Victor?
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I did my homework and I did the extra credit credit.
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Oh, yes. Perfect.
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Matt, did you do your homework?
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Of course I did.
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Did you do the extra credit?
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I announced all that already.
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I mean, not on the show.
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Yeah, this is homework thing.
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It’s becoming a little daunting, but yes, I’m doing it.
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Follow along. All right, Tanya, did you do your homework?
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Of course I did. You sat me down.
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Yes, I always make sure she does.
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Here we go.
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Cold open.
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The Hicks are playing catch and talking about Squirrely Dan’s date with his
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sweetie the night before already.
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This is going to be a great, great start.
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He took her to the chip truck.
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He had fries and gravy.
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She had hers with salt and malt vinegar.
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This triggers a discussion about the
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differences between Canada and the US as it pertains to condiments in
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restaurants like no vinegars on the tables, no Kraft peanut butters,
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no all dress chips or ketchup chips either.
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Figure it out.
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Yeah, they do have six different types of Captain Crunch, though.
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Squirrely Dan saw a comedian talk about it on the just for years.
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He can’t remember his name, though,
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a bit long winded for Squirrely Dan’s taste, but overall a good guy.
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So the reason that’s funny and I mentioned the extracurricular
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homework is because the comedian he’s talking about is K.
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Trevor Wilson, who is Squirrely Dan, the comedian and actor.
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So what did you notice, though?
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He said four different types of Captain Crunch in the stand up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So is there six?
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Yeah, that’s the other.
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What are the other two is what I can’t stop thinking about.
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Oh, let me have a go.
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Yeah, well, is it just extra crunch berries?
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Yeah, it’s a it’s a fun routine.
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I loved his, you know, just for years and just, yeah, then
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breaking the fourth wall almost by by talking about him in third person.
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Yeah, and and the extracurricular homework I asked you guys to do was was to watch
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his just for laughs a bit on Captain Crunch.
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So I’m glad you guys did that.
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And hopefully that made it even funnier when he mentioned it in the show.
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Well, it’s so true.
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I mean, like the foods are very
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different and there are lists of things like you called out two big ones.
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And I have friends in the US that if we go visit, they always expect
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that we’re going to bring them ketchup chips because apparently that’s not a
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thing down there. Get on it.
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Seriously. Wow.
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Yeah, but you know, here’s another weird one that always caught me up.
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And I don’t know if this is unanimous across all the US, but I’m an iced tea guy.
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And when I say iced tea, I mean, the shitty nest tea that we get here.
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Oh, yeah. Completely different.
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Sugary mess. I love it.
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But you go there.
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I remember I went to I think I was
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in Atlanta and I ordered an iced tea and then they said sweetened or
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unsweetened and I was floored by this option.
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I’m like, what the fuck do you mean?
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Yeah, I think you got an option.
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It doesn’t come in a can.
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Yeah, I didn’t know what it meant.
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I know down there iced tea is actual like brewed tea, cold tea.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s not.
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It’s not the crap that we think.
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I took the lighter side out of fear and I chose unsweetened, which clearly was a
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mistake. And you proceeded to put from you proceeded to put five tablespoons of
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sugar into it, right?
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I’m wondering why it’s not dissolving.
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Yeah, exactly.
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OK, just to just to to answer your question, there is a cotton candy
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crunch. Oh, my God.
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And there is a red, white and blue crunch.
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Of course. That’s not a flavor.
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None of them are.
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The Crunch Berry, of course, the peanut butter crunch and the oops, all berry.
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So so maybe if we because that just for laughs looks like it was, you know,
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a few years ago, maybe it was a few years.
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Maybe he’s updated it and now he’s got six.
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So back to Squirrely Dan’s date,
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things went so well that they got a little bits of fooling around.
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Derry, Derry tries to get Squirrely Dan to elaborate,
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but all Squirrely Dan will cop to his Frenching a little.
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Wayne says it’s impolite to kiss and tell.
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Squirrely Dan doesn’t like to kiss and tell.
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But the Frenching did take a hard left
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turn from which he has yet to recover.
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This piques Wayne interest, even though he doesn’t like to ask
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Squirrely Dan to kiss and tell.
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He’s now very curious.
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So Squirrely Dan elaborates.
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I’m sure you boys have had a couple
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curve balls thrown your way between the sheets.
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Well, not to be polite, but you know, sometimes a gal
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will be kissing around on the area near your genitals, but not quite on your
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genitals, makes me ticklish and insecure.
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You know, not to be polite, but sometimes a gal will do some kissing on the ears,
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which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears,
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sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected.
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Squirrely Dan
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kind of likes both of those things.
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And that’s why they call him Squirrely Dan.
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Reason fucking five million, Wayne says under his breath.
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So now it’s his turn to overshare.
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Well, not to be polite, but this gal suggested that
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maybe I should have some attentions paid to my butthole.
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Whatever ever happened to you guys,
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you ever have a gal suggest that you need some attentions paid to your buttholes?
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Attentions paid. I love that.
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Wayne just stands there with one hand behind him as if guarding his butthole.
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Derry promptly drops the ball thrown at him from Squirrely Dan as Squirrely Dan
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stands there pleading for some acknowledgment of his predicament.
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The game of catch continues, but this time only between Wayne and Derry.
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Oh, can I just say, can I just say a hard no, I guess?
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She put a couple of fingers up there and
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turns out he got a niraganus on a niraganus on the hot button.
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Gave it a tickle and
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yeah,
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it feels pretty good, you guys.
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OK, I really liked it.
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Pop fly.
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Well, very natural.
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Oh, man.
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OK, well, hold on.
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We’re not done yet.
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So the game of catch intensifies as Wayne and Derry graduate to pop flies
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and grounders. Nice.
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So you get the body in front of the body.
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They call it milking the prostate.
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So, yeah.
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And then back to a very bothered Wayne who blinks twice and really, really
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reiterates his first word of wisdom.
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And that is what’s implied to kiss and tell.
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And then the music starts.
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So there you go. That’s that is before the credits even roll.
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Dude, I’m going to I’m going to say this.
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That is singlehandedly the best scene I’ve seen as entire series to date.
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I could like just listen to you guys.
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I could not stop laughing.
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Everything about that was brilliant.
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The way they just sort of stepped aside, ignored him.
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He was so looking for validation and what was going on.
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And they weren’t even giving him the time of day.
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It was it was just comedic brilliance in that whole scene.
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The writing, the physical humor.
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Yeah, everything, everything about it.
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Derry can’t.
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Spice 10-4 on that one.
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Yeah, Derry can’t throw, by the way.
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He’s got an awkward throw.
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I mean, if these guys are all former hockey players, his throw like I can
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understand squirrely and maybe having an awkward throw.
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But Derry’s throw is just, you know, they’re baseball.
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No, I know.
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00:21:57.000 –> 00:22:00.360
But still, like usually if you’re athletic, you’re athletic.
466
00:22:01.060 –> 00:22:02.600
And that’s a I don’t know.
467
00:22:02.660 –> 00:22:06.480
Maybe he’s acting that maybe he’s acting like he’s got a bad throw.
468
00:22:06.520 –> 00:22:07.600
But anyway. All right.
469
00:22:07.680 –> 00:22:12.740
So scene one after the credits, the Hicks are in Wayne and Katie’s kitchen.
470
00:22:13.300 –> 00:22:17.260
Derry is eviscerating a yogurt yogurt cup, as per usual.
471
00:22:17.780 –> 00:22:19.760
He asks Katie where Stewart has been,
472
00:22:19.880 –> 00:22:22.980
and she says he’s not talking to her and she doesn’t know why.
473
00:22:23.140 –> 00:22:24.720
Katie serves up a stack of pancakes
474
00:22:24.720 –> 00:22:28.180
with the birthday candle in it for Wayne, as per his birthday tradition.
475
00:22:28.680 –> 00:22:31.360
Wayne is sitting at the table with his dog Gus in his lap.
476
00:22:32.020 –> 00:22:35.520
The Hicks got Wayne a birthday present, but he says we don’t make a thing
477
00:22:35.520 –> 00:22:38.740
of birthdays in this family, so Derry suggests skipping his super,
478
00:22:38.740 –> 00:22:41.440
super soft birthday this year, which gets a hard no from Wayne.
479
00:22:41.440 –> 00:22:44.180
Katie says the gift is less of a birthday
480
00:22:44.180 –> 00:22:48.700
thing and more of an efficiency thing, which triggers a word of wisdom from Wayne.
481
00:22:49.340 –> 00:22:53.000
Again, if you could be one thing, you should be efficient.
482
00:22:53.700 –> 00:22:56.900
The Hicks got Wayne an appointment with a matchmaker.
483
00:22:57.280 –> 00:22:59.420
Wayne does not like the idea.
484
00:22:59.560 –> 00:23:01.280
Get the take up.
485
00:23:01.460 –> 00:23:02.340
We’ll start walking.
486
00:23:02.540 –> 00:23:03.700
We won’t do online dating.
487
00:23:03.920 –> 00:23:04.820
There’s no more modians.
488
00:23:04.880 –> 00:23:06.140
You can’t meet girls there.
489
00:23:06.220 –> 00:23:07.340
Your handcuff cowboy.
490
00:23:07.340 –> 00:23:09.140
You figured out. Yeah, figures it out.
491
00:23:09.200 –> 00:23:10.080
You tell me to figure it out.
492
00:23:10.080 –> 00:23:11.020
You don’t want to figure it out.
493
00:23:11.020 –> 00:23:12.340
All you have to do is sit down
494
00:23:12.340 –> 00:23:16.060
with a matchmaker, answer a few questions, and then she sets you up on three dates
495
00:23:16.060 –> 00:23:17.700
with girls that she thinks she’ll jive with.
496
00:23:18.660 –> 00:23:20.460
The Hicks go off on a tangent about
497
00:23:20.460 –> 00:23:25.600
jiving Pete because she said jive, his testicles and his botched vasectomy.
498
00:23:25.980 –> 00:23:28.880
They’ve all seen jiving Pete’s swollen nuts.
499
00:23:30.460 –> 00:23:33.480
It looks like a rambutan, which is to say this hairy fruit.
500
00:23:33.600 –> 00:23:34.880
So not smooth like a persimmon.
501
00:23:34.940 –> 00:23:36.340
No, although it is about the size
502
00:23:36.340 –> 00:23:38.560
of a persimmons, which, of course, is much like a tomato.
503
00:23:38.560 –> 00:23:39.580
It’s a sort of potent piece.
504
00:23:39.680 –> 00:23:42.760
Pike was some trick pulling off when he titled Tomatoes Fruits.
505
00:23:43.320 –> 00:23:43.720
Well,
506
00:23:44.380 –> 00:23:48.220
now both Jive and Pete’s nuts have a story which I hope guarantees
507
00:23:48.220 –> 00:23:51.160
that I’ll never have to listen to another story about Jive and Pete’s nuts.
508
00:23:51.160 –> 00:23:52.980
He’s a good guy. He’s a real good guy.
509
00:23:53.160 –> 00:23:53.820
No, he’s a great guy.
510
00:23:55.520 –> 00:24:00.100
So again, the writing in this episode is so fucking top notch.
511
00:24:00.580 –> 00:24:03.860
And then the physical humor that they add to it, like in that in the
512
00:24:03.860 –> 00:24:07.760
pre credit scene, but in this scene, I mean, who has a rambutan just
513
00:24:07.760 –> 00:24:11.160
laying around for squirrely Dan just, oh, look like a rambutan.
514
00:24:11.200 –> 00:24:12.720
And he’s holding this thing in his hand.
515
00:24:12.740 –> 00:24:14.440
And then the persimmon, like, you know,
516
00:24:14.440 –> 00:24:16.900
I’ve seen persimmons around here, but I’ve never seen a rambutan.
517
00:24:17.320 –> 00:24:18.700
I’ve never heard that word.
518
00:24:18.720 –> 00:24:19.940
I still not even sure what you’re saying.
519
00:24:19.960 –> 00:24:21.260
Yeah, I had to look it up on the
520
00:24:21.260 –> 00:24:23.100
Internet in order to know what he was talking about.
521
00:24:23.640 –> 00:24:24.600
But and what is it?
522
00:24:24.680 –> 00:24:28.480
It’s a fuzzy, odd looking tropical fruit related to the lychee.
523
00:24:28.540 –> 00:24:30.260
So I know what a lychee is, but a rambutan.
524
00:24:30.260 –> 00:24:31.220
I don’t know.
525
00:24:31.220 –> 00:24:33.260
So he just happened to have one in his hand when describing
526
00:24:33.260 –> 00:24:35.060
like a cousin of an orangutan.
527
00:24:35.220 –> 00:24:38.060
But do you open it with like a nutcracker?
528
00:24:38.480 –> 00:24:39.600
I I don’t know.
529
00:24:39.600 –> 00:24:40.380
You’re asking me. I don’t know.
530
00:24:40.460 –> 00:24:41.900
I didn’t know that much of it.
531
00:24:41.900 –> 00:24:45.500
I just need to get on a Google and we get some samples.
532
00:24:46.720 –> 00:24:47.240
What’s that?
533
00:24:47.420 –> 00:24:50.160
Can we Uber eat some samples of a rambutans?
534
00:24:50.220 –> 00:24:50.720
I don’t know.
535
00:24:50.840 –> 00:24:52.340
How would you spell this?
536
00:24:52.340 –> 00:24:53.660
A rambutan. It’s right there.
537
00:24:54.860 –> 00:24:55.700
Rambutan, right?
538
00:24:56.180 –> 00:24:57.200
OK, I’m hurting.
539
00:24:57.280 –> 00:24:58.780
I’m hearing an A at the beginning.
540
00:24:58.880 –> 00:25:00.040
Ram. Is it a ram?
541
00:25:00.240 –> 00:25:01.760
No, just rambutan.
542
00:25:02.960 –> 00:25:04.560
Rambutan on a fucking word.
543
00:25:05.020 –> 00:25:07.240
Anyway, talk returns to the plot of the episode
544
00:25:07.240 –> 00:25:10.000
and a little bit of applied peer pressure.
545
00:25:10.680 –> 00:25:13.100
Wayne, you’re looking for love and you said it yourself.
546
00:25:13.120 –> 00:25:15.100
If you can be one thing, be efficient.
547
00:25:15.340 –> 00:25:16.540
There’s a wants, there’s a rights.
548
00:25:16.740 –> 00:25:17.240
Figures it out.
549
00:25:17.500 –> 00:25:18.680
Peter Pater, let’s get out or figure it out.
550
00:25:18.780 –> 00:25:20.580
You shouldn’t gang up on people on their birthdays.
551
00:25:20.720 –> 00:25:22.660
We don’t make a thing of birthdays in this family.
552
00:25:22.900 –> 00:25:24.020
Just come in this afternoon.
553
00:25:24.180 –> 00:25:25.280
Don’t be in your barn clothes.
554
00:25:27.100 –> 00:25:28.460
Don’t be in your barn clothes.
555
00:25:28.460 –> 00:25:32.440
So, I mean, you know, we’re in we’re into episode three.
556
00:25:32.460 –> 00:25:35.180
And I know last week, especially Victor, was complaining
557
00:25:35.180 –> 00:25:37.300
that this whole season was supposed to be about
558
00:25:38.700 –> 00:25:40.000
Wayne looking for love.
559
00:25:40.100 –> 00:25:41.620
And we’re finally getting to it, right?
560
00:25:42.400 –> 00:25:44.380
But it’s taken three episodes to get to it.
561
00:25:46.120 –> 00:25:48.940
Scene two, Riley and Jonesy are parked outside the rink
562
00:25:48.940 –> 00:25:50.920
ranting about how much they hate pracky.
563
00:25:51.180 –> 00:25:55.760
They decided they’re going to dunk or act like an ass at practice.
564
00:25:57.380 –> 00:25:59.460
Like, I’m just going to crack you like a donk.
565
00:25:59.680 –> 00:26:00.740
Like a donk all day.
566
00:26:01.060 –> 00:26:02.860
Just blast clappers at the hash marks.
567
00:26:03.300 –> 00:26:04.440
Fucking plug tendy bars.
568
00:26:04.740 –> 00:26:05.860
Clappies from the hashees, buddy.
569
00:26:05.880 –> 00:26:07.540
Just stepping into one from the ladies team.
570
00:26:07.840 –> 00:26:09.040
Just bulldoze us people.
571
00:26:09.060 –> 00:26:10.440
Just firing ringers at his ears.
572
00:26:10.600 –> 00:26:11.640
Just firing warm up ringers.
573
00:26:11.660 –> 00:26:13.820
Just tossing chest high sauce at the boys.
574
00:26:13.840 –> 00:26:15.460
Just tossing ankle high rocket sauce.
575
00:26:15.500 –> 00:26:17.200
Just tossing mad sues up the middle.
576
00:26:17.220 –> 00:26:19.320
Just tossing mad sues to the trolley tracks.
577
00:26:19.360 –> 00:26:22.020
Just tossing mad break out sues directly in the state.
578
00:26:22.100 –> 00:26:23.980
Just tossing mad break out sues.
579
00:26:26.320 –> 00:26:31.060
So there’s not a lot to uncover there because it’s kind of a throwaway scene.
580
00:26:31.120 –> 00:26:35.480
But I had to look up what a suey was because that was the one thing that they mentioned
581
00:26:35.480 –> 00:26:36.640
that I had no idea what it was.
582
00:26:36.860 –> 00:26:38.920
And it’s basically a suicide pass.
583
00:26:39.740 –> 00:26:41.200
So, OK, yeah, a pass.
584
00:26:41.760 –> 00:26:44.760
And I mean, and I think this is going to come up more and more in this
585
00:26:44.760 –> 00:26:49.460
in this show is this episode had some real highlights, but there’s a few
586
00:26:49.460 –> 00:26:52.260
what you described throwaway moments.
587
00:26:52.260 –> 00:26:57.620
And yeah, their their presence in this episode definitely felt very throwaway.
588
00:26:57.720 –> 00:27:02.140
Yeah, very. And by the way, just a suicide pass is the receiver
589
00:27:02.140 –> 00:27:06.440
who receives a pass and gets destroyed by a guy who is hitting him
590
00:27:06.440 –> 00:27:09.080
because he’s too busy looking at the puck. Exactly.
591
00:27:09.320 –> 00:27:12.760
Yeah. So but we’ll continue.
592
00:27:12.920 –> 00:27:14.280
See number three back at the barn.
593
00:27:14.280 –> 00:27:15.860
Katie and Wayne are with the matchmaker.
594
00:27:15.960 –> 00:27:18.520
She explains a little bit about her service.
595
00:27:19.120 –> 00:27:21.000
So a little bit about me.
596
00:27:21.000 –> 00:27:25.180
My service is called Goldilocks and the three dates.
597
00:27:25.760 –> 00:27:27.580
Katie forgot to tell her not to tell you that.
598
00:27:28.140 –> 00:27:32.500
So I modeled my business after the charming story that it’s inspired by.
599
00:27:32.800 –> 00:27:37.360
I send my clients on three dates and like the beds that Goldilocks
600
00:27:37.360 –> 00:27:41.160
laid down in after eating the three bears porridge.
601
00:27:41.320 –> 00:27:46.480
Maybe one is too hard and maybe one is too soft.
602
00:27:46.480 –> 00:27:51.680
But in the end, we hope that maybe one is just right.
603
00:27:51.680 –> 00:27:53.820
Katie, get after it. You’re losing him.
604
00:27:55.660 –> 00:27:58.800
The funniest part of those of this scene is just Wayne
605
00:27:58.800 –> 00:28:01.960
reacting to this ridiculous matchmaker.
606
00:28:03.340 –> 00:28:04.740
But again, here’s here’s my thought.
607
00:28:04.860 –> 00:28:09.060
I I hate her like I think like I would do Wayne in that.
608
00:28:09.220 –> 00:28:11.260
But I like the logic.
609
00:28:11.420 –> 00:28:14.880
I think there’s some there’s some thinking there that she’s onto something.
610
00:28:14.940 –> 00:28:16.380
The name is terrible. She’s terrible.
611
00:28:17.000 –> 00:28:18.420
She played it. She played it well.
612
00:28:18.540 –> 00:28:22.160
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying but I she’s onto something.
613
00:28:23.200 –> 00:28:25.720
Well, the match it was a bit over the top.
614
00:28:25.940 –> 00:28:27.260
But yeah, yeah.
615
00:28:27.480 –> 00:28:30.000
The matchmaker asked Wayne to tell her a little bit about himself.
616
00:28:30.200 –> 00:28:32.900
His response is it’s impolite to talk about yourself.
617
00:28:33.820 –> 00:28:36.080
But that’s why Katie’s there.
618
00:28:37.120 –> 00:28:41.380
Keeps his track clean, loves his dogs, enjoys a beer and a smoke.
619
00:28:41.980 –> 00:28:44.920
Then the matchmaker asks about Wayne’s past relationships.
620
00:28:44.920 –> 00:28:47.600
His response again, you shouldn’t air your dirty laundry.
621
00:28:48.360 –> 00:28:49.260
Again, Katie to the rescue.
622
00:28:49.620 –> 00:28:52.020
Five years ended a while ago. No baggage.
623
00:28:52.960 –> 00:28:56.520
And so next, the matchmaker asked how much Wayne makes in a fiscal year.
624
00:28:56.620 –> 00:28:58.040
This this is the last straw.
625
00:28:58.260 –> 00:29:00.380
Wayne yells at Katie, who responds for him.
626
00:29:00.500 –> 00:29:02.280
It’s impolite to talk about your money.
627
00:29:02.540 –> 00:29:07.840
But when she adds, but then she adds he’s no slouch under her breath.
628
00:29:08.880 –> 00:29:10.660
The matchmaker has all the information she needs,
629
00:29:10.680 –> 00:29:12.420
and she’s about to begin Wayne’s story.
630
00:29:12.420 –> 00:29:15.620
And Wayne just storms off before she can finish her spiel.
631
00:29:16.100 –> 00:29:18.660
Next scene, the Hicks are out playing catch again.
632
00:29:19.060 –> 00:29:21.360
Squirrely Dan and Derry question Wayne about his initial
633
00:29:21.360 –> 00:29:23.040
consultation with the matchmaker.
634
00:29:23.100 –> 00:29:24.520
Wayne gets annoyed with their questioning.
635
00:29:25.280 –> 00:29:26.180
Stuart shows up.
636
00:29:26.380 –> 00:29:28.880
He wants to know if Katie has mentioned anything to them
637
00:29:28.880 –> 00:29:30.220
about him not talking to her.
638
00:29:30.460 –> 00:29:31.380
Wayne can confirm.
639
00:29:31.740 –> 00:29:35.260
And Stuart’s pleased because he wants her to know he’s upset with her.
640
00:29:36.720 –> 00:29:37.240
It’s working.
641
00:29:37.360 –> 00:29:39.740
What’s working by not talking to her, she will form the conclusion
642
00:29:39.740 –> 00:29:42.020
that I’m upset with her and eventually ask me why.
643
00:29:42.020 –> 00:29:43.320
Why are you so butthurt, Stuart?
644
00:29:44.160 –> 00:29:45.820
Well, she just kidding, I don’t give a fuck.
645
00:29:45.940 –> 00:29:49.200
Wait, you’re upset with her and you want to communicate that
646
00:29:49.200 –> 00:29:51.300
or not communicate this to me.
647
00:29:52.300 –> 00:29:54.040
You are spare parts, aren’t you?
648
00:29:54.320 –> 00:29:56.920
But let me know if Katie asks about me.
649
00:29:57.920 –> 00:29:59.140
And as Stuart walks away,
650
00:29:59.240 –> 00:30:01.700
Wayne throws the baseball and hits Stuart in the back.
651
00:30:05.900 –> 00:30:07.980
I can watch that on repeat.
652
00:30:09.260 –> 00:30:11.740
All right. Next scene, date number one.
653
00:30:12.020 –> 00:30:16.260
At the Ford Dancer’s Resto bar, about 35 minutes east of town,
654
00:30:16.540 –> 00:30:18.260
Wayne meets his first date.
655
00:30:19.520 –> 00:30:21.040
I’m Kim. I’m a psychologist.
656
00:30:21.160 –> 00:30:22.740
I’m a feminist. I’ll be paying the bill.
657
00:30:22.940 –> 00:30:23.600
I’m Wayne.
658
00:30:24.520 –> 00:30:27.740
The date is unexpectedly interrupted by Pastor Glenn.
659
00:30:30.360 –> 00:30:32.380
What? Glenn, how are you now?
660
00:30:33.400 –> 00:30:34.780
Oh, good. Oh, not so bad.
661
00:30:35.020 –> 00:30:36.900
Well, I guess the kittens out of the clutch on this one.
662
00:30:37.360 –> 00:30:40.260
I also have to work as a waitress to make ends meet.
663
00:30:40.260 –> 00:30:41.840
I’m sure you do. I’m Kim.
664
00:30:42.480 –> 00:30:43.900
Are you ever look at you?
665
00:30:44.000 –> 00:30:45.500
I’m loving this. You’re like a shark.
666
00:30:45.760 –> 00:30:48.600
I’m scared, like a Julie Moore, like a Jesse Chastain.
667
00:30:48.760 –> 00:30:51.100
What can I get you to drink? We’ll need a minute.
668
00:30:51.900 –> 00:30:53.220
Please and thank you.
669
00:30:53.700 –> 00:30:55.220
All right. Well, you’ll take care of
670
00:30:55.220 –> 00:30:57.100
little Miss Nikki Kidman here till I get back.
671
00:30:57.180 –> 00:30:58.820
Mr. McConaughey. Sure, I will.
672
00:31:01.120 –> 00:31:03.820
I’m really I’m already identified as a waitress.
673
00:31:03.960 –> 00:31:04.460
Yeah, I know.
674
00:31:04.800 –> 00:31:07.320
I’m really hoping that this this episode here
675
00:31:07.320 –> 00:31:11.080
goes a little bit to changing Victor’s mind about Wayne.
676
00:31:11.480 –> 00:31:15.340
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Pastor Glenn or Glenn.
677
00:31:15.340 –> 00:31:15.780
Glenn, yeah.
678
00:31:16.180 –> 00:31:19.740
In this episode has now shot himself all the way up to being,
679
00:31:19.960 –> 00:31:21.900
I think, my second or third favorite character.
680
00:31:21.900 –> 00:31:22.620
He’s loved him.
681
00:31:22.840 –> 00:31:24.560
Yeah, he’s really good in this.
682
00:31:25.180 –> 00:31:28.560
So Glenn leaves and the therapy session,
683
00:31:28.560 –> 00:31:30.460
I mean, the date begins.
684
00:31:31.220 –> 00:31:32.640
He crosses his arms.
685
00:31:33.020 –> 00:31:34.940
Are you aware of the psychology behind that?
686
00:31:34.940 –> 00:31:37.420
Now, when you say he, you’re talking about me, right?
687
00:31:37.620 –> 00:31:38.600
He has wit.
688
00:31:39.200 –> 00:31:40.500
Do you know why you cross your arms?
689
00:31:40.520 –> 00:31:42.480
Feels like you’re talking to two people right now.
690
00:31:42.760 –> 00:31:45.640
Crossing your arms, whether it be consciously or subconsciously,
691
00:31:45.640 –> 00:31:46.800
is a sign of defense.
692
00:31:47.060 –> 00:31:48.540
You’re protecting your vital organs.
693
00:31:48.780 –> 00:31:50.000
Do you feel threatened by me?
694
00:31:50.000 –> 00:31:51.540
Well, I don’t, but the other guy might.
695
00:31:51.780 –> 00:31:53.560
He is hilarious.
696
00:31:54.000 –> 00:31:55.340
Enough psychology for now.
697
00:31:55.560 –> 00:31:57.300
What do you know about feminism, Wayne?
698
00:31:57.320 –> 00:31:59.900
I know it’s unsafe territory to discuss with a feminist.
699
00:31:59.960 –> 00:32:01.260
Why? Someone will start shouting.
700
00:32:01.400 –> 00:32:02.580
Why? I don’t know.
701
00:32:03.320 –> 00:32:06.320
Feminism is the belief that women and men should have equal rights
702
00:32:06.320 –> 00:32:07.100
and opportunities.
703
00:32:07.860 –> 00:32:09.520
So are you a feminist, Wayne?
704
00:32:09.660 –> 00:32:12.400
Well, I trust my sister with just about any job under the sun
705
00:32:12.400 –> 00:32:13.380
over a man.
706
00:32:14.000 –> 00:32:15.120
Except this one, I guess.
707
00:32:15.180 –> 00:32:16.560
Excuse me? Not to be impolite,
708
00:32:16.580 –> 00:32:19.340
but you’re not exposed to talk about sex, politics or religion
709
00:32:19.340 –> 00:32:20.360
at the supper table.
710
00:32:22.720 –> 00:32:27.000
So I know you said the first scene, the opening scene
711
00:32:27.000 –> 00:32:29.840
before the credits was your favorite scene in the whole thing.
712
00:32:30.120 –> 00:32:31.840
It was really, really funny.
713
00:32:31.840 –> 00:32:35.500
But I got to say the writing in this scene, I fucking love.
714
00:32:35.560 –> 00:32:38.300
I think it’s one of the best written scenes so far on the show.
715
00:32:39.080 –> 00:32:41.120
Just I mean, I’ll give you that.
716
00:32:41.200 –> 00:32:43.640
I mean, I mean, the whole episode was very well written,
717
00:32:43.640 –> 00:32:46.000
but I had never laughed as hard.
718
00:32:46.340 –> 00:32:51.960
I appreciate the pauses and the and the cadence of a scene.
719
00:32:52.000 –> 00:32:54.600
I think the first scene, that’s what carried me.
720
00:32:54.680 –> 00:32:57.140
It was just so well overall.
721
00:32:57.180 –> 00:32:58.240
So the writing was good.
722
00:32:58.540 –> 00:33:00.800
The flow of it, the body language.
723
00:33:00.800 –> 00:33:04.160
I just I literally was I’m not even kidding you.
724
00:33:04.220 –> 00:33:06.500
I was crying watching that first scene for sure.
725
00:33:06.520 –> 00:33:09.400
And I think it is a it’s really funny scene.
726
00:33:09.700 –> 00:33:12.800
The reason I really love this scene, the writing is great.
727
00:33:13.280 –> 00:33:15.380
But this is the first time like Wayne.
728
00:33:17.200 –> 00:33:20.560
So Wayne has always been like the guy with like all the
729
00:33:20.560 –> 00:33:22.860
the useless knowledge kind of facts and stuff like that.
730
00:33:22.860 –> 00:33:26.040
And so around the other Hicks and around the other characters
731
00:33:26.040 –> 00:33:30.120
on the show, he seems smart just because. Right.
732
00:33:30.120 –> 00:33:33.840
But in this one, he’s he’s facing somebody who’s
733
00:33:33.840 –> 00:33:35.640
who’s really intelligent.
734
00:33:35.820 –> 00:33:39.700
And he’s going back and forth with her, like without missing a beat.
735
00:33:39.940 –> 00:33:43.560
And this is the first time we see Wayne like, OK, this guy is sharp.
736
00:33:43.620 –> 00:33:45.040
Like he he’s a hick.
737
00:33:45.340 –> 00:33:49.900
But man, he’s he’s someone to reckon with in a verbal kind of argument.
738
00:33:50.040 –> 00:33:53.100
Right. I really, really enjoy this scene because I think it showed
739
00:33:53.100 –> 00:33:55.380
a level of Wayne that we haven’t seen yet.
740
00:33:56.360 –> 00:33:57.060
What did you think?
741
00:33:57.060 –> 00:33:59.940
I think it’s it’s true.
742
00:34:00.160 –> 00:34:02.440
It’s just there are two kind of
743
00:34:03.040 –> 00:34:06.300
we’re talking about the two scenes from two different perspectives.
744
00:34:06.500 –> 00:34:10.280
One is intelligence and, you know, the writing style
745
00:34:10.280 –> 00:34:14.360
and and and and just the, you know,
746
00:34:14.460 –> 00:34:16.980
seeing Wayne on a kind of in a new in a new light.
747
00:34:16.980 –> 00:34:20.500
Yeah. Whereas the other scene is just just just laughter.
748
00:34:20.719 –> 00:34:21.699
Yeah, no, yeah.
749
00:34:21.840 –> 00:34:24.440
So, yeah, my point isn’t that it’s funnier than the other scene,
750
00:34:24.440 –> 00:34:26.380
but I just love the writing in this scene.
751
00:34:26.380 –> 00:34:30.780
I think it and the acting and the just yeah, I think it’s really good.
752
00:34:30.900 –> 00:34:35.280
So Kim asked Kim asked both have Mary Kim asked Wayne
753
00:34:35.280 –> 00:34:37.800
what he wants, presumably, presumably out of life.
754
00:34:37.900 –> 00:34:39.580
And Wayne just says he wants a gusset brew.
755
00:34:40.159 –> 00:34:42.659
Pastor Glenn returns to take their drink order.
756
00:34:42.940 –> 00:34:46.139
Kim orders a Caesar and Wayne a pint of pint of lager, something local,
757
00:34:46.520 –> 00:34:48.580
a local lager for Mr.
758
00:34:48.719 –> 00:34:51.120
Brando and a Caesar from Sandy Bullock.
759
00:34:51.260 –> 00:34:54.139
Wayne and Kim get into an amazing back and forth argument
760
00:34:54.139 –> 00:34:58.360
over the differences between a restal bar, a gastro lounge and a brasserie.
761
00:34:59.120 –> 00:35:01.440
Kim is impressed with Wayne’s arguing skills.
762
00:35:02.380 –> 00:35:05.540
Do you know what an emergency call is, Wayne?
763
00:35:05.660 –> 00:35:10.460
Negative. It’s when you have a friend call 10, 15 minutes into a date.
764
00:35:10.560 –> 00:35:12.300
To be sure, the date isn’t a total bust.
765
00:35:12.360 –> 00:35:15.280
And if it is, then you can play the phone call as though
766
00:35:15.280 –> 00:35:16.840
it’s an emergency and leave the date.
767
00:35:16.980 –> 00:35:17.640
Well, that’s fair.
768
00:35:17.640 –> 00:35:19.440
I guess we are first cousin to an emergency.
769
00:35:19.720 –> 00:35:22.680
A good one. And you shouldn’t be afraid of it.
770
00:35:22.680 –> 00:35:24.820
I think we could do good things here.
771
00:35:26.000 –> 00:35:30.600
I’m going to call my friend and cancel her pending emergency call.
772
00:35:30.640 –> 00:35:34.620
And when I get back, let’s talk about your feelings, Wayne.
773
00:35:34.780 –> 00:35:38.000
OK, let’s really talk about them.
774
00:35:38.160 –> 00:35:41.780
OK, I want to take them and I want to talk about them.
775
00:35:43.080 –> 00:35:47.180
She she’s kind of terrifying in a very sexy way.
776
00:35:47.300 –> 00:35:49.480
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure.
777
00:35:50.140 –> 00:35:53.040
Kim leaves and Wayne calls the matchmaker.
778
00:35:53.580 –> 00:35:55.320
Oh, it’s Wayne. How are you now?
779
00:35:56.140 –> 00:35:56.940
Oh, not so bad.
780
00:35:57.340 –> 00:35:59.060
Yeah, this one’s too hard.
781
00:36:02.160 –> 00:36:04.380
So good. It’s so good.
782
00:36:05.200 –> 00:36:06.800
Oh, man. All right.
783
00:36:07.060 –> 00:36:10.300
Scene number six, the skids are dancing outside the dollar store.
784
00:36:10.480 –> 00:36:11.560
Stuart walks up.
785
00:36:11.880 –> 00:36:15.100
He shows the skids that he comes in peace by dropping his EpiPen.
786
00:36:18.080 –> 00:36:21.040
I should have added a trigger warning for our U.S.
787
00:36:21.240 –> 00:36:22.500
friends who are listening right now.
788
00:36:23.180 –> 00:36:25.220
More and more EpiPens are wasted in this episode.
789
00:36:25.640 –> 00:36:27.600
Seven hundred bucks every time they throw it on the ground.
790
00:36:28.220 –> 00:36:31.260
Yeah. Stuart asked the skids if they’ve seen Katie around.
791
00:36:31.300 –> 00:36:33.340
They haven’t. They wonder if there’s trouble in paradise.
792
00:36:33.720 –> 00:36:36.840
If there was, she would know it because Stuart isn’t talking to her.
793
00:36:37.040 –> 00:36:38.540
The skids approve of Stuart’s tactics.
794
00:36:38.580 –> 00:36:39.380
Of course, they would.
795
00:36:39.860 –> 00:36:43.180
The skids go on to compare how much gaming each of them are getting done.
796
00:36:43.180 –> 00:36:46.460
Sounds like a lot like Jim Ratz bragging about how much they work out.
797
00:36:46.740 –> 00:36:50.620
Stuart asks if they want to hit up a happy hour and roll is ready to take him back.
798
00:36:50.720 –> 00:36:53.160
But Devin pulls rolled back and sends Stuart away,
799
00:36:53.320 –> 00:36:55.740
but not before throwing a soccer ball and hitting Stuart.
800
00:36:57.200 –> 00:37:00.920
Cut to the next scene at Super Scoops ice cream.
801
00:37:01.080 –> 00:37:02.940
Poor Stuart upcountry.
802
00:37:03.820 –> 00:37:05.600
It was still funny at this point, by the way.
803
00:37:05.720 –> 00:37:06.940
Yes. Yes.
804
00:37:07.220 –> 00:37:09.740
Wayne meets Lisa once again.
805
00:37:09.940 –> 00:37:13.060
Their date is interrupted by Pastor Glenn, who is also working
806
00:37:13.060 –> 00:37:14.380
at the ice cream truck.
807
00:37:15.800 –> 00:37:19.400
Are you ever look at you, America’s little sweetheart over here.
808
00:37:19.400 –> 00:37:23.000
You’re like a little Katie Heigl or like a little Katie Hudson.
809
00:37:23.460 –> 00:37:24.160
We’re going to get you.
810
00:37:24.300 –> 00:37:25.320
Do you have cookies and cream?
811
00:37:26.120 –> 00:37:27.680
Do you have cookies and cream?
812
00:37:27.720 –> 00:37:29.140
I sure do have cookies and cream.
813
00:37:30.020 –> 00:37:34.880
I’m thinking maybe a vanilla fudge swirl chunk for Mr. Newman over here.
814
00:37:35.000 –> 00:37:35.940
That’ll do. Thank you.
815
00:37:36.040 –> 00:37:38.240
OK. And you’re going to keep an eye on little Katie Blanchett here for me
816
00:37:38.240 –> 00:37:40.500
till I get back. Sure will. Thank you.
817
00:37:40.520 –> 00:37:41.160
Be right back.
818
00:37:42.140 –> 00:37:44.400
I love how he ran away, by the way.
819
00:37:44.880 –> 00:37:48.580
Yeah, Glenn leaves Wayne to his date.
820
00:37:48.960 –> 00:37:50.940
Lisa is a preschool principal.
821
00:37:51.020 –> 00:37:53.300
And if you don’t recall Wayne’s view on kids,
822
00:37:53.460 –> 00:37:57.340
please refer to the fart book episode where Wayne says,
823
00:37:57.680 –> 00:37:59.340
Oh, there’s nothing better than a fart.
824
00:38:00.260 –> 00:38:01.940
Except kids falling off bikes, maybe.
825
00:38:01.980 –> 00:38:04.000
Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day.
826
00:38:04.000 –> 00:38:05.380
I don’t give a shit about your kid.
827
00:38:07.620 –> 00:38:09.200
So we’re not allowed to laugh.
828
00:38:09.200 –> 00:38:10.680
She gave that a compliment.
829
00:38:11.540 –> 00:38:12.940
Lisa doesn’t let Wayne respond.
830
00:38:12.960 –> 00:38:14.180
I said it had funny moments.
831
00:38:16.280 –> 00:38:17.580
Lisa doesn’t let Wayne respond.
832
00:38:17.700 –> 00:38:19.160
She knows that everybody loves kids.
833
00:38:19.240 –> 00:38:20.520
They’re so silly.
834
00:38:21.380 –> 00:38:22.680
I know everyone likes kids.
835
00:38:22.940 –> 00:38:23.680
They’re so silly.
836
00:38:24.060 –> 00:38:25.260
I love them when they’re silly.
837
00:38:25.800 –> 00:38:28.920
But if they get too silly, they have to come see me.
838
00:38:29.020 –> 00:38:30.620
Silly. Trouble.
839
00:38:30.900 –> 00:38:32.880
We use gentler terms as a policy.
840
00:38:33.220 –> 00:38:34.840
Well, so what happens when they come see you?
841
00:38:35.100 –> 00:38:37.640
Well, we do things a little differently in our program.
842
00:38:37.640 –> 00:38:40.180
The approach is progressive and positive.
843
00:38:40.620 –> 00:38:43.780
We issue a hug consent form to parents, which allows us to hug their kids
844
00:38:43.780 –> 00:38:47.980
because 99 percent of the time all kids need is a hug.
845
00:38:48.040 –> 00:38:49.420
A hug. A squeeze.
846
00:38:49.560 –> 00:38:50.940
We squeeze them. An embrace.
847
00:38:51.080 –> 00:38:53.720
Oh, oh. Well, what is it?
848
00:38:53.880 –> 00:38:54.060
Nothing.
849
00:38:54.660 –> 00:38:55.380
Wayne. Yeah.
850
00:38:55.620 –> 00:38:56.320
Speak freely.
851
00:38:56.680 –> 00:38:57.420
No, I’d better not.
852
00:38:57.840 –> 00:39:00.120
That’s the only way we’ll get to know each other.
853
00:39:00.740 –> 00:39:03.840
Wayne doesn’t want to elaborate, but Lisa persists.
854
00:39:04.440 –> 00:39:07.160
So. But do you ever smack them?
855
00:39:07.160 –> 00:39:08.060
Excuse me?
856
00:39:08.120 –> 00:39:09.180
Will I give them a good whack?
857
00:39:09.700 –> 00:39:10.380
I don’t follow.
858
00:39:10.460 –> 00:39:13.880
Do you ever hit the kid like you’re being too silly?
859
00:39:14.780 –> 00:39:17.540
No, Wayne, we never hit our kids.
860
00:39:17.600 –> 00:39:18.800
You shouldn’t hit kids.
861
00:39:19.000 –> 00:39:20.660
Well, I know what, don’t you remember how scared you were
862
00:39:20.660 –> 00:39:22.280
of your principal when you were growing up?
863
00:39:22.420 –> 00:39:24.460
It’s because he’d smack you if you were being too silly.
864
00:39:24.600 –> 00:39:27.040
Heck, your parents wanted you to have a principal who would smack you.
865
00:39:27.040 –> 00:39:29.920
They took comfort in the fact they were sending you to a place every day
866
00:39:29.920 –> 00:39:33.000
where someone would smack you for them if you were being too silly.
867
00:39:33.220 –> 00:39:35.720
And sometimes I see kids these days kind of think like,
868
00:39:35.720 –> 00:39:38.120
like, well, she can still do that.
869
00:39:40.320 –> 00:39:42.100
It’s a fucked up topic, man.
870
00:39:43.560 –> 00:39:47.360
I’m not too ashamed to admit that I’ve probably made the same point before.
871
00:39:47.500 –> 00:39:49.820
We’re like, sometimes I wish, you know.
872
00:39:50.000 –> 00:39:54.040
Yeah. Well, I even remember as a kid, I mean, we again,
873
00:39:54.040 –> 00:39:56.880
I know we’re sort of roughly in the same age range.
874
00:39:56.980 –> 00:39:58.220
I’m giving a range.
875
00:39:58.420 –> 00:40:01.980
But I mean, our parents, very different world,
876
00:40:02.340 –> 00:40:04.680
our our our grow up, very different world.
877
00:40:04.680 –> 00:40:07.020
Now, today’s world, it’s like unacceptable.
878
00:40:07.120 –> 00:40:11.040
But I can actually remember moments where I’m running from my dad.
879
00:40:11.420 –> 00:40:14.500
And there was one time in particular where he’s chasing me
880
00:40:14.500 –> 00:40:15.740
because of something stupid I did.
881
00:40:16.060 –> 00:40:21.680
He then tripped, fell on his face over it over a footstool.
882
00:40:22.100 –> 00:40:23.000
I was scared.
883
00:40:23.140 –> 00:40:25.700
I ran out the goddamn front door down the street
884
00:40:25.700 –> 00:40:27.220
and didn’t come home until night.
885
00:40:27.360 –> 00:40:30.100
Like, I’m like, I am not stepping inside that door
886
00:40:30.100 –> 00:40:31.800
because he was already angry.
887
00:40:31.800 –> 00:40:33.480
And then he fell. Oh, yeah.
888
00:40:33.480 –> 00:40:36.020
Oh, I do not want to face that man.
889
00:40:36.140 –> 00:40:38.380
All right. So I have a story.
890
00:40:40.560 –> 00:40:42.420
Go ahead. I love the story.
891
00:40:42.880 –> 00:40:44.280
So this is back in Belize.
892
00:40:44.460 –> 00:40:45.360
I was seven.
893
00:40:47.460 –> 00:40:51.580
And and and somebody told my dad that I swore in Russian.
894
00:40:51.980 –> 00:40:53.960
The Russian swearing is quite severe.
895
00:40:55.040 –> 00:40:57.760
And and I didn’t really know what what it meant, what I said.
896
00:40:57.780 –> 00:41:00.940
I just heard it in a on a playground and it’s pretty bad.
897
00:41:00.940 –> 00:41:06.100
And so my dad came came over to me and said, let me tell you a story.
898
00:41:08.500 –> 00:41:11.960
He said, it all sounds so much better when you tell them Russian.
899
00:41:12.180 –> 00:41:13.760
But we’ll give it our best.
900
00:41:13.980 –> 00:41:15.500
So much more ominous, I’m sure.
901
00:41:15.800 –> 00:41:19.260
Yes. Yes. So he said, you know, when I was your age,
902
00:41:21.380 –> 00:41:25.880
I was outside and I wrote a bad word with a stick in the sand.
903
00:41:26.540 –> 00:41:30.400
And the neighbor saw me do it and told my mother.
904
00:41:30.400 –> 00:41:33.440
And my mother told my dad.
905
00:41:35.060 –> 00:41:37.460
And when I came through the door,
906
00:41:38.240 –> 00:41:42.380
I’m not sure what happened, but I was suddenly flying through the air
907
00:41:45.040 –> 00:41:47.800
and landed on the other end of the room.
908
00:41:50.000 –> 00:41:54.060
And and and my dad came came over to me and said,
909
00:41:54.120 –> 00:41:58.920
if I ever hear you do this again, next time you will not land.
910
00:41:58.920 –> 00:42:00.300
So wow.
911
00:42:00.620 –> 00:42:04.520
So I just so I just so I just wanted to tell you this story.
912
00:42:04.960 –> 00:42:06.200
My dad is telling me.
913
00:42:06.280 –> 00:42:08.480
And and then he walked away.
914
00:42:09.140 –> 00:42:11.930
He might as well have just said, I will break you.
915
00:42:12.540 –> 00:42:14.200
Just left me with that video.
916
00:42:14.460 –> 00:42:16.480
Right. And yeah.
917
00:42:16.480 –> 00:42:17.520
And so there you go.
918
00:42:17.580 –> 00:42:18.700
So that’s how they do it.
919
00:42:18.700 –> 00:42:20.480
Do things back in the Soviet Union.
920
00:42:20.480 –> 00:42:22.600
You know what? It’s not even funny.
921
00:42:22.960 –> 00:42:27.060
Well, no, look, I’ve we’ve had the conversations at the coffee shop
922
00:42:27.060 –> 00:42:28.660
where we’re crying in tears.
923
00:42:28.660 –> 00:42:29.620
Me and my friends.
924
00:42:29.740 –> 00:42:33.260
And we’re all we’re all sharing our stories of getting beaten up.
925
00:42:33.320 –> 00:42:34.040
I mean, I’m Portuguese.
926
00:42:34.160 –> 00:42:35.560
I was I was raised by the hand.
927
00:42:35.660 –> 00:42:37.840
It was my mom doing the beating.
928
00:42:39.000 –> 00:42:40.800
But funny enough, and I sort of got this.
929
00:42:40.820 –> 00:42:41.780
This wasn’t planned this way.
930
00:42:41.780 –> 00:42:44.880
But last week, I was having a conversation with my with my daughter.
931
00:42:45.100 –> 00:42:47.520
She’s she’s six years old in grade two.
932
00:42:47.640 –> 00:42:51.540
And she asked me, tell me about your teachers in school and stuff like that.
933
00:42:51.560 –> 00:42:53.060
So I was like, well, what do you want to know?
934
00:42:53.140 –> 00:42:55.740
So like, who’s your kindergarten teacher?
935
00:42:55.800 –> 00:42:57.980
And I said, oh, it was Mrs. McNeil.
936
00:42:57.980 –> 00:42:59.260
And she said, oh, yeah. Was she nice?
937
00:42:59.380 –> 00:43:00.340
Yeah, she was nice.
938
00:43:00.400 –> 00:43:01.920
Except one, she smacked me.
939
00:43:02.020 –> 00:43:03.280
She goes, she what?
940
00:43:03.460 –> 00:43:04.500
Say she smacked me.
941
00:43:04.560 –> 00:43:05.740
What in the face?
942
00:43:05.940 –> 00:43:06.680
I’m like, yeah.
943
00:43:06.820 –> 00:43:07.920
Well, she goes, what did you do?
944
00:43:08.000 –> 00:43:08.900
I said, well, I said a bad word.
945
00:43:09.040 –> 00:43:10.260
I said a word that I shouldn’t say.
946
00:43:10.660 –> 00:43:13.880
And she’s like, so now she starts trying to guess what the word was.
947
00:43:14.100 –> 00:43:15.140
Was it the F word?
948
00:43:15.180 –> 00:43:16.020
Like, no, no, no.
949
00:43:16.080 –> 00:43:17.160
Was it the S words?
950
00:43:17.200 –> 00:43:18.380
It was an S word.
951
00:43:18.380 –> 00:43:19.820
She goes, was it stupid?
952
00:43:19.880 –> 00:43:20.700
And like, no, it was shit.
953
00:43:20.720 –> 00:43:21.460
Like I said, shit.
954
00:43:21.480 –> 00:43:22.380
I was four years old.
955
00:43:22.480 –> 00:43:24.260
I said, shit, I had no idea what I was saying.
956
00:43:24.260 –> 00:43:26.200
And I got smacked by my kindergarten teacher.
957
00:43:26.200 –> 00:43:27.760
But that’s, you know,
958
00:43:28.400 –> 00:43:32.240
she was like, she couldn’t believe that I told her that a teacher hit me
959
00:43:32.240 –> 00:43:34.500
because I said a bad word in class.
960
00:43:34.720 –> 00:43:36.460
So, yeah, things have changed quite a bit.
961
00:43:36.820 –> 00:43:38.200
OK, well, I have to share.
962
00:43:38.600 –> 00:43:39.680
I have to share my story.
963
00:43:40.120 –> 00:43:45.160
Mine, mine was so our our hits came from my dad’s
964
00:43:45.980 –> 00:43:49.000
rubber slipper on our butt on our butts.
965
00:43:49.360 –> 00:43:53.740
And he would like flick his foot and the shoe would come up
966
00:43:53.740 –> 00:43:55.340
and he would catch it in midair.
967
00:43:55.340 –> 00:43:59.940
And then you couldn’t get out of the room faster than his slipper
968
00:43:59.940 –> 00:44:01.220
would hit you in the ass.
969
00:44:01.640 –> 00:44:06.940
So the funny part about this is that he would wear out his slippers every year
970
00:44:06.940 –> 00:44:08.780
because he would hit us with them.
971
00:44:09.580 –> 00:44:12.880
And at Christmas time, my mom would take us to the store
972
00:44:12.880 –> 00:44:15.420
and we would buy him a new pair of slippers.
973
00:44:15.440 –> 00:44:20.240
So we were forced to buy the torture device.
974
00:44:20.980 –> 00:44:21.220
Right.
975
00:44:21.800 –> 00:44:22.340
It’s so devious.
976
00:44:22.340 –> 00:44:26.600
Back on that scratch in my head going in some form of mental
977
00:44:26.600 –> 00:44:28.160
and emotional torture.
978
00:44:28.180 –> 00:44:29.380
Sounds very odd.
979
00:44:29.400 –> 00:44:31.080
It was a very yeah.
980
00:44:31.180 –> 00:44:36.040
Like you, you tried to like back out of the eventually
981
00:44:36.040 –> 00:44:38.400
you’d have to turn and that’s when he’d get you.
982
00:44:38.520 –> 00:44:41.940
And it was like if we were to share all the great beating stories,
983
00:44:42.080 –> 00:44:43.720
this podcast would be two hours long.
984
00:44:43.720 –> 00:44:44.600
So we’ll have to move on.
985
00:44:44.720 –> 00:44:46.640
But yeah, that’s that’s some great stuff.
986
00:44:47.600 –> 00:44:48.600
All right.
987
00:44:48.740 –> 00:44:52.320
Wayne goes on to say that another problem with kids is sitting in school
988
00:44:52.320 –> 00:44:53.500
all day makes them soft.
989
00:44:54.020 –> 00:44:56.940
Lisa fakes getting her emergency call and runs off.
990
00:44:57.260 –> 00:44:59.000
Wayne calls the matchmaker.
991
00:45:00.340 –> 00:45:00.980
It’s Wayne.
992
00:45:01.600 –> 00:45:03.020
How are you now?
993
00:45:03.380 –> 00:45:04.340
Well, not so bad.
994
00:45:04.920 –> 00:45:06.600
Yeah, this one’s too soft.
995
00:45:08.200 –> 00:45:09.500
That was so predictable.
996
00:45:09.700 –> 00:45:12.620
It was, but he made the right call on that one.
997
00:45:12.640 –> 00:45:15.340
I think you should have saw the first one through a bit more.
998
00:45:17.260 –> 00:45:19.560
All right. Next scene for a night or so.
999
00:45:19.820 –> 00:45:21.360
Next scene, back at the farm.
1000
00:45:21.360 –> 00:45:25.120
Stuart is not so silently moping around Katie’s proximity
1001
00:45:25.120 –> 00:45:26.460
to try to get her attention.
1002
00:45:26.720 –> 00:45:30.560
She will not give him the satisfaction until she finally gives in.
1003
00:45:31.360 –> 00:45:33.480
It’s been three days. Why haven’t you asked me what’s wrong?
1004
00:45:33.900 –> 00:45:34.520
Something wrong.
1005
00:45:34.880 –> 00:45:36.880
Of course it is. You act like I don’t know.
1006
00:45:36.880 –> 00:45:39.260
I have known that it’s called the silent treatment.
1007
00:45:39.960 –> 00:45:41.580
Step one, I stopped talking to you.
1008
00:45:41.620 –> 00:45:44.160
Step two, you’ve found the conclusion that something is wrong.
1009
00:45:44.380 –> 00:45:46.560
Step three, you ask me what’s wrong.
1010
00:45:46.700 –> 00:45:47.660
What’s up with step one?
1011
00:45:47.680 –> 00:45:49.280
You skipped step one and two.
1012
00:45:49.320 –> 00:45:50.180
What’s step three again?
1013
00:45:50.180 –> 00:45:52.200
You ask me what’s wrong.
1014
00:45:52.560 –> 00:45:53.880
Got it. Good.
1015
00:45:54.800 –> 00:45:56.640
You bet. Go ahead.
1016
00:45:57.640 –> 00:45:59.480
Where? Step three.
1017
00:45:59.880 –> 00:46:00.800
What’s step three again?
1018
00:46:02.260 –> 00:46:03.680
We’ll skip step three.
1019
00:46:04.360 –> 00:46:05.920
I’m just going to tell you what’s wrong.
1020
00:46:06.200 –> 00:46:07.460
That should have been step one.
1021
00:46:07.460 –> 00:46:09.540
Wrong. Step one and two are fundamental steps.
1022
00:46:10.120 –> 00:46:11.400
You missed step, Stuart.
1023
00:46:12.180 –> 00:46:16.300
How? Step one, become angry with someone.
1024
00:46:16.400 –> 00:46:19.120
Step two, tell that someone that you’re angry.
1025
00:46:19.120 –> 00:46:21.980
Step three, resolve anger with that someone.
1026
00:46:22.200 –> 00:46:26.920
Step four, step four, step four, resume peaceful existence.
1027
00:46:28.800 –> 00:46:31.160
That that’s one of Katie’s shining moments, too.
1028
00:46:31.420 –> 00:46:33.600
Great, great, really well written scene.
1029
00:46:35.040 –> 00:46:37.840
Katie dumps Stuart, telling him it’s time for him to go.
1030
00:46:38.100 –> 00:46:41.120
It was a rebound, even though there was no physical active rebounding.
1031
00:46:41.420 –> 00:46:44.300
Tanya should be happy to hear that, which was a first for her.
1032
00:46:44.640 –> 00:46:45.880
Stuart asked her why.
1033
00:46:46.900 –> 00:46:52.360
No one has time for the silent treatment, Stuart, not even a letter, Kenny Adios.
1034
00:46:53.980 –> 00:46:56.520
Katie leaves Stuart standing there, and as a camera pulls back,
1035
00:46:56.520 –> 00:46:59.260
you see Darian squirreling down, we’re playing catch and witnessing
1036
00:46:59.260 –> 00:47:00.940
the whole thing as he walks away.
1037
00:47:00.980 –> 00:47:02.720
They hit him with the baseball again.
1038
00:47:03.800 –> 00:47:06.700
And so I actually felt from this time,
1039
00:47:06.860 –> 00:47:11.200
I’m all for pain and laughing at people and their pain.
1040
00:47:12.200 –> 00:47:14.220
But it just got mean.
1041
00:47:14.220 –> 00:47:17.060
Yeah. Well, at that point, he just started crying.
1042
00:47:17.340 –> 00:47:18.160
Yeah. He was lying there.
1043
00:47:18.280 –> 00:47:18.760
Not even that.
1044
00:47:18.900 –> 00:47:20.720
Like it was three times.
1045
00:47:20.740 –> 00:47:23.440
Like the first time was I I was on the floor laughing.
1046
00:47:23.560 –> 00:47:24.880
Second time I laughed.
1047
00:47:25.080 –> 00:47:28.240
This time I almost I was I felt for him like this is not OK.
1048
00:47:28.640 –> 00:47:31.080
Well, because he just also got dumped and then.
1049
00:47:31.160 –> 00:47:33.060
Yeah. And then on top of that, I don’t care about that.
1050
00:47:33.400 –> 00:47:35.200
Yeah. But he was already hurting from that.
1051
00:47:35.220 –> 00:47:37.440
And then he got hit again and started crying.
1052
00:47:37.680 –> 00:47:39.400
Well, I think it’s different, though, too.
1053
00:47:39.420 –> 00:47:42.280
Like no one likes getting smacked in the back of the head.
1054
00:47:42.280 –> 00:47:43.520
Like that’s a dishonor.
1055
00:47:43.600 –> 00:47:45.580
Like it’s a it’s a very I don’t know.
1056
00:47:45.640 –> 00:47:47.620
That is it takes it too far.
1057
00:47:47.760 –> 00:47:50.320
Hitting hitting the back of the leg, the ass, the whatever.
1058
00:47:50.900 –> 00:47:53.580
Yeah, OK. But it’s taking it too far.
1059
00:47:54.260 –> 00:47:55.200
So I caught that, too.
1060
00:47:55.220 –> 00:47:57.080
The head the head hit versus the back.
1061
00:47:57.140 –> 00:48:00.000
You’re right. I had different feelings associated that.
1062
00:48:00.040 –> 00:48:02.680
Yeah. So let’s go back to episode one of this season
1063
00:48:02.680 –> 00:48:04.440
where Tanya didn’t like it at all.
1064
00:48:04.440 –> 00:48:07.280
And it was mostly because she took exception to the fact
1065
00:48:07.280 –> 00:48:10.720
that Stewart and Katie or Katie is dating Stewart.
1066
00:48:10.720 –> 00:48:11.480
He hated that.
1067
00:48:11.480 –> 00:48:16.300
He was licking her face like and she’s like, and I was.
1068
00:48:16.540 –> 00:48:19.240
Yeah. So now now she wasn’t standing up to him.
1069
00:48:19.240 –> 00:48:20.580
She wasn’t. No, I didn’t.
1070
00:48:20.680 –> 00:48:24.280
Well, now you hear like there was no physical activity at all.
1071
00:48:24.300 –> 00:48:27.480
And it was just a pity, you know, pity date.
1072
00:48:28.420 –> 00:48:29.680
Does that make you feel better?
1073
00:48:29.960 –> 00:48:33.020
So it’s yeah, I like to be more favorable to his neediness.
1074
00:48:34.740 –> 00:48:36.700
Yeah. No one has time for that.
1075
00:48:37.560 –> 00:48:39.020
Ain’t no one got time for that.
1076
00:48:39.120 –> 00:48:40.820
It’s not at least not on letter, Kenny.
1077
00:48:40.820 –> 00:48:45.740
Next scene, date number three at the chip truck east of town.
1078
00:48:45.980 –> 00:48:47.100
Wayne meets his date.
1079
00:48:47.800 –> 00:48:50.020
It’s Angie, his ex.
1080
00:48:50.520 –> 00:48:51.820
They share a tense moment.
1081
00:48:52.140 –> 00:48:54.980
And then once again, Pastor Glenn interrupts.
1082
00:48:55.060 –> 00:48:56.940
But this time it’s not because he works there.
1083
00:48:57.160 –> 00:48:58.340
He just loves the fries.
1084
00:48:58.720 –> 00:49:01.920
He sees Angie and then who is this?
1085
00:49:02.180 –> 00:49:03.600
You’re a masterpiece, aren’t you?
1086
00:49:03.660 –> 00:49:05.180
You’re like a Shelly Pfeiffer.
1087
00:49:05.280 –> 00:49:08.440
You’re like a Charlie Theron or like a Penny Cruise.
1088
00:49:08.440 –> 00:49:10.780
Oh, you’re like a little Angie Jolie.
1089
00:49:10.920 –> 00:49:12.040
That’s who you are. You’re Angie.
1090
00:49:12.840 –> 00:49:13.720
How are you now?
1091
00:49:14.260 –> 00:49:15.640
Good. And you? Well, not so bad.
1092
00:49:16.880 –> 00:49:18.060
So we meet Angie.
1093
00:49:18.580 –> 00:49:20.140
So how does Paz? OK.
1094
00:49:20.340 –> 00:49:22.500
OK, wait, Paz, Paz. Yeah.
1095
00:49:22.640 –> 00:49:25.540
Because I’m a I’m a I’m a story follower.
1096
00:49:25.600 –> 00:49:29.100
And if he dated for five years,
1097
00:49:29.320 –> 00:49:31.600
Pastor Glenn would have known who Angie was.
1098
00:49:31.800 –> 00:49:36.260
Well, we don’t know how close Pastor Glenn is to Glenn.
1099
00:49:36.260 –> 00:49:39.360
Works at three frickin different places.
1100
00:49:39.360 –> 00:49:40.520
Plus the church.
1101
00:49:40.940 –> 00:49:42.580
There’s no way that it would have been.
1102
00:49:42.580 –> 00:49:44.580
Yeah. So they dated though, in high school.
1103
00:49:44.820 –> 00:49:46.120
Maybe Pastor Glenn, a little bit of a hole.
1104
00:49:46.220 –> 00:49:47.800
Well, yeah, maybe. Yeah.
1105
00:49:48.380 –> 00:49:52.560
I also mean, although I loved Pastor Glenn’s content in this episode,
1106
00:49:52.660 –> 00:49:55.960
I didn’t understand why he was at all these places.
1107
00:49:56.040 –> 00:49:57.220
It didn’t make any sense.
1108
00:49:57.240 –> 00:50:00.500
Like from a story perspective, I’m like, there’s no way
1109
00:50:00.500 –> 00:50:01.580
this doesn’t make any sense.
1110
00:50:01.580 –> 00:50:03.940
It was a comedy standpoint. Yeah, he’s got it.
1111
00:50:03.940 –> 00:50:05.620
So it was a it was a hard one to.
1112
00:50:05.620 –> 00:50:09.840
He’s got a comment on all his dates and call them by these famous women’s names.
1113
00:50:10.140 –> 00:50:13.700
But but but a really familiar version of each of each woman’s name,
1114
00:50:13.820 –> 00:50:18.360
like instead of Penelope Cruz, it’s Penny Cruz instead of Charlie’s there.
1115
00:50:18.580 –> 00:50:20.820
And it was it was a char there.
1116
00:50:20.900 –> 00:50:22.140
Whatever. It was it was funny.
1117
00:50:22.740 –> 00:50:25.620
Like I said, I enjoyed his content, but I didn’t understand.
1118
00:50:25.920 –> 00:50:29.820
It just seems so forced to put him into these scenes because you’re
1119
00:50:29.820 –> 00:50:34.800
watching this because you’re forgetting that this show is not this similar to,
1120
00:50:34.800 –> 00:50:39.220
let’s say, the Simpsons or Family Guy or kind of a cartoon,
1121
00:50:39.760 –> 00:50:40.940
except the five action.
1122
00:50:41.420 –> 00:50:43.580
So you’re it’s not like pure reality.
1123
00:50:43.700 –> 00:50:48.520
Sometimes you’re going to get things that are propish or for the for,
1124
00:50:48.640 –> 00:50:52.080
you know, it’s like, you know, taking a bit of a road trip to for punchline.
1125
00:50:52.300 –> 00:50:55.320
The whole point of Pastor Glenn being in these scenes
1126
00:50:55.320 –> 00:50:57.660
is to change Victor’s mind on Pastor Glenn.
1127
00:50:57.920 –> 00:50:59.160
That’s all it is.
1128
00:50:59.200 –> 00:51:02.100
No. Well, we make our own reality.
1129
00:51:02.300 –> 00:51:04.220
And in my case, that’s true.
1130
00:51:04.220 –> 00:51:06.600
Yeah. He didn’t make things uncomfortable.
1131
00:51:07.000 –> 00:51:09.360
He was a comedy. He was there for comedy.
1132
00:51:09.580 –> 00:51:11.200
Oh, no, he was he was great. I agree.
1133
00:51:11.440 –> 00:51:13.580
I just I didn’t understand from a story perspective.
1134
00:51:13.580 –> 00:51:16.400
He was he was he without him.
1135
00:51:16.800 –> 00:51:19.120
This this episode would have been good.
1136
00:51:19.220 –> 00:51:22.240
And he was a catalyst for greatness in this episode.
1137
00:51:22.520 –> 00:51:23.620
So I look at that.
1138
00:51:24.080 –> 00:51:26.440
I praise from Victor on Pastor Glenn.
1139
00:51:27.020 –> 00:51:30.000
Angie wants to talk with Wayne in his truck.
1140
00:51:30.260 –> 00:51:31.980
She grabs him by the jeans waist.
1141
00:51:31.980 –> 00:51:34.520
Wayne says, OK.
1142
00:51:36.000 –> 00:51:38.780
And cut to the next scene where Wayne is sitting at the produce
1143
00:51:38.780 –> 00:51:41.660
stand with the puppers and a shot of Gus and Brew.
1144
00:51:41.760 –> 00:51:43.560
And he’s speaking to the camera.
1145
00:51:44.940 –> 00:51:46.480
Now, that was just right.
1146
00:51:47.800 –> 00:51:49.720
Did you see the smile on his face?
1147
00:51:49.740 –> 00:51:52.940
Oh, yeah. Well, it’s it’s, you know, that whole
1148
00:51:52.940 –> 00:51:56.840
getting back together sex is always, you know, the familiar familiarity.
1149
00:51:57.400 –> 00:51:59.860
And he’s having he’s having such a hard time
1150
00:51:59.860 –> 00:52:02.740
finding somebody we just applaud Wayne for a second.
1151
00:52:05.960 –> 00:52:06.920
Yes, well done.
1152
00:52:07.320 –> 00:52:12.580
I like the head for a second for not reacting to Al’s comfort and insane.
1153
00:52:15.200 –> 00:52:16.380
Let’s see here.
1154
00:52:16.720 –> 00:52:19.620
The others ask Wayne how he made out.
1155
00:52:19.700 –> 00:52:22.740
It seems they didn’t know it was Angie, because I think if they did,
1156
00:52:22.740 –> 00:52:24.580
they would have probably given him a hard time,
1157
00:52:24.740 –> 00:52:27.140
but they give him a hard time anyway.
1158
00:52:27.260 –> 00:52:29.640
I just know Toker and then simply to kiss and tell.
1159
00:52:29.640 –> 00:52:31.220
Nothing wrong with a little stick on the hang down.
1160
00:52:31.360 –> 00:52:32.960
Nothing wrong with a little takes on it, right?
1161
00:52:33.160 –> 00:52:34.600
A little hissing and the skizzing.
1162
00:52:34.720 –> 00:52:36.540
Well, I know there’s nothing wrong with a little going to the boneyard.
1163
00:52:36.660 –> 00:52:38.880
I know that nothing wrong with a little bacon making nothing wrong.
1164
00:52:39.000 –> 00:52:40.300
A little shot, Twix, winds and waters.
1165
00:52:40.340 –> 00:52:41.840
A little building the blanket monster.
1166
00:52:41.840 –> 00:52:42.840
Oh, I know there’s nothing wrong.
1167
00:52:42.860 –> 00:52:44.480
A little pituitary poke. I know that.
1168
00:52:44.520 –> 00:52:46.880
Nothing wrong with little making the beast with two backs,
1169
00:52:47.060 –> 00:52:49.120
making feats for children’s stockings testing.
1170
00:52:49.180 –> 00:52:50.840
The tubes. I know there’s nothing wrong.
1171
00:52:50.900 –> 00:52:52.780
We’ll crawl up the skin slide. I know that.
1172
00:52:52.820 –> 00:52:55.200
No, there are little he has.
1173
00:52:55.600 –> 00:52:57.300
Yes, yes, yes. Yeah.
1174
00:52:57.420 –> 00:52:58.840
Just pump the brakes right there.
1175
00:52:59.420 –> 00:53:06.060
So, the hicks go on the jag about how women sound when they’re orgasming in pornos.
1176
00:53:08.080 –> 00:53:12.780
When have you ever heard a girl go, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, other than in a porno?
1177
00:53:14.120 –> 00:53:15.060
I don’t believe I have.
1178
00:53:15.260 –> 00:53:15.660
Maybe neither.
1179
00:53:15.760 –> 00:53:17.400
That’s because we don’t say that.
1180
00:53:17.400 –> 00:53:17.780
Well.
1181
00:53:17.960 –> 00:53:19.040
Not unless it’s in a porno.
1182
00:53:19.220 –> 00:53:22.780
Now, my comment, you see, the way Darry did the yes, yes, yes, yeses is not the
1183
00:53:22.780 –> 00:53:24.560
way they do the yes, yes, yes, and in pornos.
1184
00:53:24.620 –> 00:53:25.800
That’s the way they do it.
1185
00:53:25.800 –> 00:53:30.820
The girl gets all excited and she goes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1186
00:53:30.940 –> 00:53:34.080
Yes, but the way you’re doing the yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is not the way they do
1187
00:53:34.080 –> 00:53:35.040
the yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1188
00:53:35.080 –> 00:53:39.020
If it is the way they do it, they go yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1189
00:53:39.080 –> 00:53:40.000
That’s exactly how they do it.
1190
00:53:40.020 –> 00:53:40.540
No, they don’t.
1191
00:53:40.540 –> 00:53:43.720
What they do is they find a super high pitch for those first four yeses, and then
1192
00:53:43.720 –> 00:53:45.500
they come in all dramatic for that final yes.
1193
00:53:45.580 –> 00:53:48.060
So it goes a little something like yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and then they get all
1194
00:53:48.060 –> 00:53:50.580
dramatic for that final yes, a yes.
1195
00:53:51.380 –> 00:53:52.660
I don’t think that’s how they do it.
1196
00:53:52.660 –> 00:53:53.680
They have to hear it again.
1197
00:53:53.900 –> 00:53:56.200
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1198
00:53:57.040 –> 00:54:01.200
Yeah, porno girls do that, but only when the porno guys aren’t busy finding some
1199
00:54:01.200 –> 00:54:07.360
super low tone and repeating over and over again, ah, fuck, ah, fuck.
1200
00:54:07.740 –> 00:54:09.520
That takes a bit of offense to that, Miss Katie.
1201
00:54:09.560 –> 00:54:14.740
Says I have a naturally low voice and I do like to say, ah, fuck, ah, fuck,
1202
00:54:14.920 –> 00:54:16.000
except that I don’t do it in pornos.
1203
00:54:16.180 –> 00:54:19.000
Well, then you should do voiceovers for English jug foreign pornos, Dan,
1204
00:54:19.000 –> 00:54:22.140
because that was a textbook, ah, fuck, ah, fuck.
1205
00:54:22.140 –> 00:54:23.140
Well, thank you, Miss Katie.
1206
00:54:23.360 –> 00:54:27.380
I’ve never had any complaints from any of my sexual companions about my book.
1207
00:54:28.020 –> 00:54:28.800
Oh, fuck.
1208
00:54:29.460 –> 00:54:30.900
Sorry. It had to.
1209
00:54:31.020 –> 00:54:31.640
I couldn’t cut it off.
1210
00:54:31.640 –> 00:54:32.460
There was no place.
1211
00:54:32.640 –> 00:54:33.640
I’m glad you kept it going.
1212
00:54:34.200 –> 00:54:34.980
Oh, my God.
1213
00:54:35.600 –> 00:54:39.680
I was I was hoping and praying that Jim would show up and do his impression.
1214
00:54:40.020 –> 00:54:41.340
Oh, yeah.
1215
00:54:42.160 –> 00:54:45.640
OK, was when when when Derry was doing his all I could be
1216
00:54:45.640 –> 00:54:49.240
all I could think of is bad or bad, bad or bad.
1217
00:54:49.560 –> 00:54:50.740
Sweet matter.
1218
00:54:51.700 –> 00:54:53.780
See, I heard like a race car.
1219
00:54:56.700 –> 00:54:57.940
You’re right, though, Victor.
1220
00:54:58.860 –> 00:55:01.620
Wayne’s version sounded like it could have been done by Jim Dickens.
1221
00:55:01.640 –> 00:55:02.900
An auctioneer. An auctioneer.
1222
00:55:03.060 –> 00:55:06.140
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1223
00:55:07.220 –> 00:55:07.820
Oh, man.
1224
00:55:08.040 –> 00:55:10.660
The whole hilarious scene continues for another few minutes
1225
00:55:10.660 –> 00:55:14.100
and then ends with a crescendo of yeses and ah fucks.
1226
00:55:14.160 –> 00:55:16.680
And oh, my God’s. Oh, man.
1227
00:55:16.980 –> 00:55:20.180
OK, so I have to ask the question, Victor, did you watch this with your son?
1228
00:55:20.180 –> 00:55:22.260
And was that really uncomfortable?
1229
00:55:23.680 –> 00:55:27.920
No, I watched it was actually William and Linda this time.
1230
00:55:28.640 –> 00:55:30.600
And we all love the episode.
1231
00:55:30.820 –> 00:55:33.900
We didn’t necessarily pause and talk about those scenes
1232
00:55:33.900 –> 00:55:36.360
just because it’s not like it was necessary.
1233
00:55:36.700 –> 00:55:37.640
How old is your son again?
1234
00:55:38.040 –> 00:55:39.760
Seventeen. He’s 17.
1235
00:55:40.280 –> 00:55:40.780
Yeah. OK.
1236
00:55:40.980 –> 00:55:43.720
So I know last I think last episode, you said
1237
00:55:43.720 –> 00:55:46.100
Linda may have got kind of given up on the show.
1238
00:55:46.100 –> 00:55:47.220
She didn’t want to watch. Yeah.
1239
00:55:47.220 –> 00:55:48.760
I’m really glad she watched this.
1240
00:55:48.960 –> 00:55:49.360
She doesn’t hate it.
1241
00:55:49.360 –> 00:55:50.840
She can take it or leave it.
1242
00:55:51.120 –> 00:55:54.600
Yeah. But after this episode, do you think she’ll be interested again?
1243
00:55:56.000 –> 00:55:58.840
Yeah, I like again, like I think she’s her.
1244
00:55:58.880 –> 00:56:01.940
Her position is if she’s around and she’s not doing something else,
1245
00:56:01.940 –> 00:56:03.520
she’ll be happy to watch it.
1246
00:56:03.520 –> 00:56:06.340
But if she’s like, yeah, whatever, going for a walk
1247
00:56:06.340 –> 00:56:10.100
or doing her exercise or whatever, then we can go ahead without her.
1248
00:56:10.140 –> 00:56:13.480
All right. We got a couple more just short scenes here. Scene 11.
1249
00:56:14.000 –> 00:56:16.060
Jonesy and Riley are sitting in their jeep outside the ring,
1250
00:56:16.140 –> 00:56:17.900
still talking about donking at Pracke.
1251
00:56:17.900 –> 00:56:20.180
I didn’t pull a clip for that scene.
1252
00:56:20.240 –> 00:56:22.400
Twelve outside the dollar store.
1253
00:56:22.460 –> 00:56:24.520
The skids are well skidding.
1254
00:56:24.940 –> 00:56:28.060
And when Stewart approaches in an overly dramatic,
1255
00:56:28.440 –> 00:56:32.580
often slow motion montage, Stewart and Devin have a dance battle.
1256
00:56:33.040 –> 00:56:35.500
In the end, Stewart wins when Devin falls to injury
1257
00:56:35.500 –> 00:56:39.080
and Stewart regains his bowler hat of leadership of the skids
1258
00:56:39.080 –> 00:56:43.960
and order among the skids is once again restored and fade to black.
1259
00:56:44.880 –> 00:56:46.740
So there we go.
1260
00:56:46.740 –> 00:56:49.080
Wait, could we could we for a second just pause?
1261
00:56:49.260 –> 00:56:52.100
And I can’t remember if it was this scene or the previous dance scene
1262
00:56:52.100 –> 00:56:55.220
where Rald was doing some crazy breakdance.
1263
00:56:55.220 –> 00:56:57.120
Yeah, he’s he’s pretty good. He’s pretty good.
1264
00:56:57.140 –> 00:56:59.020
Yeah, that was crazy. That was nuts.
1265
00:56:59.020 –> 00:57:01.800
I was, you know, a little respect there. Yeah. Yeah.
1266
00:57:01.920 –> 00:57:03.640
And I loved it coming into the scene.
1267
00:57:03.820 –> 00:57:06.820
I had forgotten because I seen this episode a long time ago,
1268
00:57:06.860 –> 00:57:10.580
but I I knew was coming as soon as I saw the cardboard on the ground.
1269
00:57:11.260 –> 00:57:12.980
I’m like, the cardboard’s there.
1270
00:57:13.040 –> 00:57:14.200
The dance is coming.
1271
00:57:14.560 –> 00:57:16.160
This is how we do it in the street.
1272
00:57:16.160 –> 00:57:17.760
Here we go.
1273
00:57:19.440 –> 00:57:21.940
Do the kids today know what breakdancing means?
1274
00:57:22.040 –> 00:57:23.400
You know what? I think it’s making a comeback.
1275
00:57:23.400 –> 00:57:28.540
We actually went to a festival and there were was cardboard on the ground
1276
00:57:28.540 –> 00:57:33.880
and there was a bunch of, you know, people that were were amazing.
1277
00:57:34.600 –> 00:57:35.560
Absolutely. What’s old is new again.
1278
00:57:35.980 –> 00:57:39.460
And actually, I guess what I’m saying is, is that what it’s still called?
1279
00:57:39.660 –> 00:57:41.960
Or is there like has it been reborn at something new?
1280
00:57:42.120 –> 00:57:43.260
I think it’s still breakdancing.
1281
00:57:43.620 –> 00:57:45.080
I think that’s politically fine.
1282
00:57:45.080 –> 00:57:47.140
And then they had kids come up
1283
00:57:47.140 –> 00:57:51.460
and they would show them like a move or whatever, and then they would do it.
1284
00:57:51.460 –> 00:57:54.780
And some of these moves that they’ve got now are way like more impressive
1285
00:57:54.780 –> 00:57:57.640
than the shit that we were doing, you know, what we’re trying to do before.
1286
00:57:57.960 –> 00:58:00.460
Like when you watch that, you ever reevaluate, you know, man,
1287
00:58:00.460 –> 00:58:03.020
I wish I took the time to learn something cool like that.
1288
00:58:03.100 –> 00:58:04.500
Like, oh, man, I know I do.
1289
00:58:04.880 –> 00:58:08.360
Well, I never had the like I was able to do some breakdancing
1290
00:58:08.360 –> 00:58:11.320
back when I was a teenager, but now your break was different, though.
1291
00:58:15.080 –> 00:58:18.140
All right. So let’s do the Portuguese show.
1292
00:58:18.220 –> 00:58:20.560
Yeah. Initial initial reactions.
1293
00:58:20.740 –> 00:58:21.540
No, no ratings yet.
1294
00:58:21.640 –> 00:58:25.420
Let’s just just your overall thoughts of the episode.
1295
00:58:25.420 –> 00:58:31.620
Victor, go just just, you know, just pure joy.
1296
00:58:32.100 –> 00:58:35.300
Lots of laughter, just lots of unforced laughter, which is,
1297
00:58:35.320 –> 00:58:39.340
you know, a good, good health sign of a good comedy show.
1298
00:58:40.140 –> 00:58:43.180
Lots of depth to characters and build, you know, again,
1299
00:58:43.180 –> 00:58:46.660
introduction of giving re kind of rebirth
1300
00:58:46.660 –> 00:58:50.440
to some older characters and new light like like Pastor Glenn.
1301
00:58:50.620 –> 00:58:51.720
Just lots of good things.
1302
00:58:51.980 –> 00:58:54.900
And the things that I typically don’t like were kind of in the background
1303
00:58:54.900 –> 00:58:58.620
and without giving too much spotlight or focus, which was great.
1304
00:58:59.460 –> 00:59:03.340
So all the key players were were kind of in a forefront.
1305
00:59:03.760 –> 00:59:06.320
And yeah, just generally, I loved it, Matt.
1306
00:59:07.560 –> 00:59:12.200
Yeah, I mean, I had I’d say two of my biggest laughs of the entire series.
1307
00:59:12.790 –> 00:59:16.460
This episode, there was definitely, I would say, a few.
1308
00:59:16.700 –> 00:59:18.220
I almost call them a commercial breaks.
1309
00:59:18.440 –> 00:59:21.080
Like there was some gaps and some weird fillers in it.
1310
00:59:22.500 –> 00:59:27.220
But I mean, all and I, I very much echo what Victor said.
1311
00:59:27.340 –> 00:59:30.960
I just enjoyed this episode straight, straight through from start to finish.
1312
00:59:32.020 –> 00:59:33.640
Tanya, I agree.
1313
00:59:33.740 –> 00:59:36.580
Like, I really could have done without
1314
00:59:37.240 –> 00:59:40.980
the skids that whole sense a unicorn coming.
1315
00:59:40.980 –> 00:59:42.240
That whole part.
1316
00:59:42.260 –> 00:59:43.000
Don’t get ahead of yourself.
1317
00:59:43.500 –> 00:59:46.000
I didn’t need and and and same with the jocks.
1318
00:59:46.020 –> 00:59:48.580
I didn’t need their their bit in it either.
1319
00:59:48.700 –> 00:59:50.580
The fillers weren’t necessary.
1320
00:59:51.060 –> 00:59:52.240
Everything else was good.
1321
00:59:52.760 –> 00:59:54.560
That should have. Yeah, it should.
1322
00:59:54.940 –> 00:59:57.360
We don’t need to see them every single episode.
1323
00:59:57.700 –> 01:00:01.620
I mean, Matt, don’t be calling a shout out with 30 seconds left in the game.
1324
01:00:03.320 –> 01:00:07.280
Or a no hitter, a no hitter with a few few innings left.
1325
01:00:07.520 –> 01:00:10.080
So I’m going to agree with everything you’re saying.
1326
01:00:10.080 –> 01:00:11.540
Brilliant episode.
1327
01:00:11.880 –> 01:00:13.260
Best writing so far.
1328
01:00:13.540 –> 01:00:15.000
Funniest moment so far.
1329
01:00:16.180 –> 01:00:18.340
Riley and Jonesy really didn’t have to be in this episode.
1330
01:00:18.440 –> 01:00:22.340
I think they were they were thrown in maybe to make time, you know.
1331
01:00:22.980 –> 01:00:26.100
Yeah, they were they were the commercial breaks that Matt was alluding to.
1332
01:00:26.280 –> 01:00:27.240
They were pretty useless.
1333
01:00:27.320 –> 01:00:30.900
In fact, I considered not pulling the clip from them, but but I’m like,
1334
01:00:30.900 –> 01:00:32.960
you know, maybe I shouldn’t have.
1335
01:00:33.160 –> 01:00:36.020
But anyway, it didn’t they didn’t feel like they
1336
01:00:36.020 –> 01:00:37.940
qualify as a qualifies our point.
1337
01:00:38.180 –> 01:00:39.240
So I think that’s fine. Yeah.
1338
01:00:39.240 –> 01:00:40.860
And it didn’t make sense.
1339
01:00:41.060 –> 01:00:44.040
I agree. The the the skid thing for at least with the skid thing,
1340
01:00:44.040 –> 01:00:49.240
the the storyline about Stuart coming back and taking back leadership of the skids.
1341
01:00:49.320 –> 01:00:51.660
I mean, it’s there and that served the purpose.
1342
01:00:51.700 –> 01:00:55.480
So as much as you may not like the characters and that
1343
01:00:55.480 –> 01:00:59.700
and dance scene was pretty ridiculous, but it was also to me.
1344
01:00:59.700 –> 01:01:00.780
It was fun. I found it funny.
1345
01:01:01.060 –> 01:01:02.500
So, I mean, I enjoyed it. Yeah.
1346
01:01:03.000 –> 01:01:04.500
That’s just what’s funny about Stuart.
1347
01:01:04.620 –> 01:01:08.960
This is the second time returning back to to the throne.
1348
01:01:08.960 –> 01:01:11.120
Yeah. Right. The first time after that.
1349
01:01:13.180 –> 01:01:15.420
Oh, the rave. Yeah. Backstabbing.
1350
01:01:15.560 –> 01:01:18.920
Yeah. Exactly. And then now this time, so. Yeah.
1351
01:01:18.920 –> 01:01:20.740
And generally, I’m with you.
1352
01:01:21.080 –> 01:01:22.460
Yeah. And I’m generally I’m with you guys.
1353
01:01:22.500 –> 01:01:24.600
I mean, I don’t always enjoy the skid scenes,
1354
01:01:24.600 –> 01:01:29.180
but even though the last one was kind of awkward and kind of I actually enjoyed it.
1355
01:01:29.180 –> 01:01:31.920
It was it was fun to watch. Yeah.
1356
01:01:31.920 –> 01:01:33.320
And I knew what was going on.
1357
01:01:33.320 –> 01:01:37.760
This sort of, you know, challenge for leadership and the way it panned out
1358
01:01:37.760 –> 01:01:40.440
and the bowler had significance at the end.
1359
01:01:40.720 –> 01:01:42.640
I I actually really liked the scene.
1360
01:01:42.680 –> 01:01:47.740
Yeah, I would have rathered it been like, you know, a video game.
1361
01:01:48.200 –> 01:01:51.300
You know, I don’t know. Video game off.
1362
01:01:51.560 –> 01:01:55.400
It was a video game. They were playing dance, dance, revolution. Yeah.
1363
01:01:55.760 –> 01:01:57.660
They were playing dance, dance, revolution.
1364
01:01:57.900 –> 01:01:59.480
Yeah. Yeah. Just.
1365
01:01:59.600 –> 01:02:00.560
It was a dental. Come on.
1366
01:02:00.700 –> 01:02:02.480
One of your favorite movies is Footloose.
1367
01:02:02.560 –> 01:02:04.720
Basically, they they did Footloose.
1368
01:02:04.720 –> 01:02:09.960
They just did it in a very, very sad, sad, sad way.
1369
01:02:10.500 –> 01:02:11.620
Yeah. All right.
1370
01:02:11.740 –> 01:02:16.380
So ratings, Victor, would you give this a fresh clearance or compost?
1371
01:02:17.140 –> 01:02:19.220
Oh, this is a super crispy fresh.
1372
01:02:19.400 –> 01:02:21.380
This is the freshest that you can get.
1373
01:02:21.460 –> 01:02:24.760
All right. Matt, fresh clearance or compost.
1374
01:02:25.660 –> 01:02:27.680
Yeah, I’m going to leave that with.
1375
01:02:28.460 –> 01:02:31.280
I like I said, I mean, there was definitely some fillers.
1376
01:02:31.280 –> 01:02:35.920
The and I was afraid of the fillers and the ending might have deterred Tanya.
1377
01:02:36.060 –> 01:02:37.440
I’m hoping not enough.
1378
01:02:37.460 –> 01:02:41.340
But I think the rest of the episode, 100 percent fresh.
1379
01:02:41.680 –> 01:02:44.300
I loved it, man. I just laughed my ass off.
1380
01:02:44.560 –> 01:02:46.260
The writing was so on point.
1381
01:02:47.120 –> 01:02:50.180
And it was just it was just such a well told episode.
1382
01:02:50.220 –> 01:02:54.040
All right. So fresh. Tanya, what say you?
1383
01:02:56.300 –> 01:03:00.080
Oh, OK. So she who gave fart book a fresh.
1384
01:03:00.420 –> 01:03:02.440
Not to give you any pressure.
1385
01:03:02.960 –> 01:03:04.240
Was it just right?
1386
01:03:04.280 –> 01:03:06.720
It’s not 100 percent fresh.
1387
01:03:07.160 –> 01:03:12.760
It’s not it’s not because because those bits, those they were they were fillers.
1388
01:03:13.000 –> 01:03:15.640
And and it wasn’t from start to end there.
1389
01:03:15.960 –> 01:03:18.440
Because if they weren’t there, it’s like, absolutely.
1390
01:03:18.640 –> 01:03:19.960
I would give it 100 percent.
1391
01:03:20.040 –> 01:03:21.000
But they were there.
1392
01:03:21.200 –> 01:03:23.680
So it borders between clearance and fresh.
1393
01:03:23.900 –> 01:03:24.940
I will give it a fresh.
1394
01:03:25.400 –> 01:03:29.220
I will. But it’s not 100 percent.
1395
01:03:29.220 –> 01:03:30.660
Can you say that one more time?
1396
01:03:32.700 –> 01:03:37.340
OK, so because I mean, if you gave this something less than fresh
1397
01:03:37.340 –> 01:03:39.680
after giving fart book fresh, I don’t know.
1398
01:03:39.880 –> 01:03:43.200
I laughed out loud. No, do not get me wrong, though.
1399
01:03:43.280 –> 01:03:47.980
The moments that were in there that were solid, they were absolutely solid.
1400
01:03:48.180 –> 01:03:50.100
Like no doubt at all.
1401
01:03:50.560 –> 01:03:55.200
It was just those fillers that it was just like you were you were so riled up
1402
01:03:55.200 –> 01:03:58.720
and laughing and and tears coming down my face.
1403
01:03:58.720 –> 01:04:02.860
And then all of a sudden, it’s just like, well, well, like it’s just like it.
1404
01:04:03.080 –> 01:04:03.820
It’s like that.
1405
01:04:04.200 –> 01:04:05.620
It’s like a commercial break.
1406
01:04:05.700 –> 01:04:08.620
It’s like it kind of loses some momentum.
1407
01:04:08.620 –> 01:04:09.960
And then you laugh again.
1408
01:04:09.960 –> 01:04:12.460
And then it just loses some momentum one more time.
1409
01:04:12.500 –> 01:04:14.080
Yeah. And that was my fear.
1410
01:04:14.220 –> 01:04:15.460
I was I was thinking that watching.
1411
01:04:15.640 –> 01:04:16.800
I’m like, I’m so afraid.
1412
01:04:16.940 –> 01:04:18.860
I’m like, I think we’re going to get a fresh across the board.
1413
01:04:19.100 –> 01:04:23.980
But those off scenes, I think you know what I’m talking about then.
1414
01:04:24.040 –> 01:04:27.900
Sure. But yeah, but but the key to what you’re saying is,
1415
01:04:27.900 –> 01:04:31.500
you know, between the commercial, like after you come back from the commercial
1416
01:04:31.500 –> 01:04:32.780
break, the story continues.
1417
01:04:32.940 –> 01:04:34.340
It’s not yet another skit.
1418
01:04:34.340 –> 01:04:38.620
And I think that’s that’s the key to to to to making sure that you’re
1419
01:04:38.620 –> 01:04:41.660
giving this the proper rating that, yes, you’ve got the commercial breaks,
1420
01:04:41.700 –> 01:04:44.540
but you’ve got this wonderful story that is woven throughout.
1421
01:04:44.760 –> 01:04:48.300
And there’s no when you come back, you come back to the show.
1422
01:04:48.740 –> 01:04:52.040
And and and you’re you know, so I think it works.
1423
01:04:52.220 –> 01:04:54.860
No, I hear you. I I give it a fresh.
1424
01:04:55.120 –> 01:04:57.760
The the funny was definitely 100 percent funny.
1425
01:04:57.900 –> 01:04:59.820
Could have done without the commercial breaks.
1426
01:05:00.860 –> 01:05:04.960
So and I mean, even the best shows are aren’t going to be like
1427
01:05:04.960 –> 01:05:07.240
right through the whole thing from beginning to end.
1428
01:05:07.340 –> 01:05:09.420
You’re laughing your ass off from beginning and there’s going to be
1429
01:05:09.420 –> 01:05:10.940
some some lulls in between.
1430
01:05:11.820 –> 01:05:13.080
So anyway, my turn.
1431
01:05:14.060 –> 01:05:17.140
This is a perfect Letterkenny episode.
1432
01:05:17.140 –> 01:05:19.040
It’s about as perfect as you can get.
1433
01:05:19.360 –> 01:05:21.600
Like up until now, it is unicorn is here.
1434
01:05:21.680 –> 01:05:23.620
It is the perfect Letterkenny episode.
1435
01:05:24.020 –> 01:05:25.980
The writing is top notch.
1436
01:05:26.120 –> 01:05:27.100
Best writing so far.
1437
01:05:27.100 –> 01:05:31.660
The physical humor is so good, so, so good.
1438
01:05:31.920 –> 01:05:35.140
The reactions, just the everything, the movements.
1439
01:05:35.380 –> 01:05:38.260
It’s almost like they have like a choreographer, their choreographing
1440
01:05:39.080 –> 01:05:43.120
movement, especially like Wayne, his stature, like his stances,
1441
01:05:43.620 –> 01:05:46.900
the way he moves, just everything, everything about this episode was perfect.
1442
01:05:47.220 –> 01:05:47.740
I agree.
1443
01:05:48.440 –> 01:05:50.220
The we could have done without the hockey players.
1444
01:05:50.500 –> 01:05:52.940
But I mean, it’s such a tiny, tiny point
1445
01:05:52.940 –> 01:05:56.220
that I would not let it ruin this perfect episode.
1446
01:05:56.220 –> 01:05:58.280
And by the way, I don’t know if you guys realize this,
1447
01:05:58.280 –> 01:06:01.620
but this was this season’s concept episode.
1448
01:06:02.060 –> 01:06:05.420
If Fartbook was season one’s concept, this was season two’s concept.
1449
01:06:05.840 –> 01:06:07.260
This the whole it was.
1450
01:06:07.400 –> 01:06:09.220
Why was Fartbook season one’s concept?
1451
01:06:09.240 –> 01:06:12.860
Concept episode because an episode about that, they wrapped it around a theme.
1452
01:06:12.940 –> 01:06:15.120
Like so it was about Facebook theme, right?
1453
01:06:15.280 –> 01:06:16.820
This one here, they wrapped it around.
1454
01:06:16.940 –> 01:06:20.120
Yeah, the the Goldilocks and the three bears theme,
1455
01:06:20.120 –> 01:06:22.300
and they stuck to it right from the beginning to the end.
1456
01:06:22.620 –> 01:06:25.520
They they they made the analogy at the beginning and they stuck to it.
1457
01:06:25.520 –> 01:06:28.220
And it was perfect. It was perfectly suited for this.
1458
01:06:28.440 –> 01:06:30.820
I remember back when when I was trying to convince Tanya
1459
01:06:30.820 –> 01:06:34.120
that this was a good show, I showed her an episode thinking,
1460
01:06:34.180 –> 01:06:35.040
oh, this is really good.
1461
01:06:35.060 –> 01:06:35.940
You should really watch this.
1462
01:06:35.960 –> 01:06:37.220
And she didn’t think much of it.
1463
01:06:37.220 –> 01:06:39.180
I feel like this is the one I should have shown her,
1464
01:06:39.240 –> 01:06:41.180
although it probably still wouldn’t have made a difference
1465
01:06:41.180 –> 01:06:42.920
because I think it’s the context, though.
1466
01:06:43.000 –> 01:06:45.340
Yeah, it’s the context, knowing the characters.
1467
01:06:45.520 –> 01:06:46.740
But yeah, absolutely.
1468
01:06:46.860 –> 01:06:48.620
This is the freshest of fresh.
1469
01:06:48.820 –> 01:06:52.560
I’m with I’m with all you guys, but but with Victor and Matt, especially
1470
01:06:52.560 –> 01:06:55.240
because Tanya still thinks it’s a bit of a borderline episode.
1471
01:06:56.320 –> 01:07:00.400
So it’s funny, guys, I kind of felt and I was I was a little excited,
1472
01:07:00.400 –> 01:07:03.220
but I didn’t want to, you know, like like like like Matt,
1473
01:07:03.220 –> 01:07:05.240
I didn’t want to blow my load and get too excited.
1474
01:07:06.260 –> 01:07:10.320
But so I thought, OK, I need a special sound effect for when
1475
01:07:10.320 –> 01:07:11.640
for when this happens.
1476
01:07:12.040 –> 01:07:15.840
So hopefully in this episode kind of provided the perfect sound effect,
1477
01:07:15.840 –> 01:07:16.800
I think, for it.
1478
01:07:18.000 –> 01:07:21.420
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1479
01:07:23.620 –> 01:07:25.060
Oh, my God. Yes.
1480
01:07:26.240 –> 01:07:27.280
We did it, guys.
1481
01:07:27.500 –> 01:07:29.420
We did it. We made it.
1482
01:07:29.620 –> 01:07:32.420
We got them. We’ve done this once before, though, haven’t we?
1483
01:07:32.840 –> 01:07:34.000
I don’t know where we all agree.
1484
01:07:34.400 –> 01:07:35.580
I think we’ve all done.
1485
01:07:35.580 –> 01:07:38.340
No, yeah, I think the last episode of season one,
1486
01:07:38.480 –> 01:07:39.560
I think we all agreed was fresh.
1487
01:07:39.880 –> 01:07:40.400
Did we not?
1488
01:07:40.720 –> 01:07:41.660
We just pretend we didn’t.
1489
01:07:41.780 –> 01:07:42.680
This one’s really excited.
1490
01:07:42.680 –> 01:07:43.360
No, no, we did.
1491
01:07:43.420 –> 01:07:44.840
But it was a virtual agreement.
1492
01:07:45.040 –> 01:07:46.620
Yeah, you weren’t here.
1493
01:07:46.740 –> 01:07:47.920
Oh, yeah. Matt was in here. But yeah,
1494
01:07:48.080 –> 01:07:50.640
and Victor and I was mailed in his vote and there was a controversy.
1495
01:07:50.960 –> 01:07:53.600
And I didn’t have this amazing mail in voting fraud.
1496
01:07:53.600 –> 01:07:55.580
I didn’t have more counted properly.
1497
01:07:56.520 –> 01:07:58.640
I didn’t have the amazing sound effect for that.
1498
01:08:01.080 –> 01:08:03.280
All right. All right.
1499
01:08:03.300 –> 01:08:04.500
Top fives.
1500
01:08:04.780 –> 01:08:07.600
Victor, where do you put this in your top five?
1501
01:08:07.920 –> 01:08:09.460
Oh, this shoots up to the top.
1502
01:08:09.640 –> 01:08:11.500
Number one, I was going to read them all out to you,
1503
01:08:11.500 –> 01:08:14.180
but I had a feeling maybe this is your number top number one.
1504
01:08:14.660 –> 01:08:15.020
OK, yeah.
1505
01:08:15.120 –> 01:08:18.920
No, it’s just the top and the natural order of progression.
1506
01:08:21.979 –> 01:08:24.540
OK, sorry, I was in the middle of a drink there.
1507
01:08:24.700 –> 01:08:26.140
Matt, where did you put this?
1508
01:08:26.260 –> 01:08:29.620
You need to read your same thing because it’s open and ended
1509
01:08:29.620 –> 01:08:31.399
with two of the funniest moments.
1510
01:08:32.080 –> 01:08:35.140
And again, I’m going to just disregard those commercial breaks.
1511
01:08:35.200 –> 01:08:37.420
Yeah, this is 100 percent of the one right now.
1512
01:08:37.800 –> 01:08:42.020
OK, Tanya, do you need me to read a read out your detail orient?
1513
01:08:42.040 –> 01:08:44.979
All right. So number one, you have a fuss at the back in the back bush.
1514
01:08:45.000 –> 01:08:47.700
So that was the last episode of season one.
1515
01:08:47.720 –> 01:08:48.500
This is funny.
1516
01:08:48.500 –> 01:08:51.279
Then I got a fart book and stick it in one.
1517
01:08:51.859 –> 01:08:54.520
Wow. Hey, and you know what?
1518
01:08:54.939 –> 01:08:56.040
I’m going to make it.
1519
01:08:56.359 –> 01:08:57.560
I’m going to make it.
1520
01:08:57.640 –> 01:08:59.960
Once again, I’m going to make it a no hitter.
1521
01:09:00.060 –> 01:09:02.300
I put it in my number one spot as well.
1522
01:09:02.960 –> 01:09:03.979
Number one spot as well.
1523
01:09:03.979 –> 01:09:07.279
Stick it into no squirrely Dan over here.
1524
01:09:07.300 –> 01:09:09.399
Let me just say you guys.
1525
01:09:10.420 –> 01:09:12.520
Hey, this is my wife. You’re talking.
1526
01:09:15.120 –> 01:09:16.640
Oh, you brought her on the show, man.
1527
01:09:17.520 –> 01:09:18.520
One of us.
1528
01:09:18.520 –> 01:09:20.560
I’m a big girl. I can hold it.
1529
01:09:20.560 –> 01:09:21.700
OK, my own.
1530
01:09:21.920 –> 01:09:24.220
So everyone it’s everyone’s number one episode now.
1531
01:09:24.220 –> 01:09:26.979
I’m just going to move on to listen to her comments real quick here.
1532
01:09:27.859 –> 01:09:30.120
Miriam DeJohn, she
1533
01:09:31.180 –> 01:09:33.580
tweeted at us and said, Who is Brad Stewart?
1534
01:09:33.720 –> 01:09:35.880
I believe she was referring to.
1535
01:09:36.180 –> 01:09:37.080
Thank you, Miriam.
1536
01:09:38.479 –> 01:09:42.240
Victor, who swore he said Brad Pitt, but he didn’t.
1537
01:09:43.180 –> 01:09:43.700
And didn’t he?
1538
01:09:43.840 –> 01:09:45.740
No, you heard it back again, Brad Stewart.
1539
01:09:45.740 –> 01:09:46.439
Did you?
1540
01:09:46.779 –> 01:09:48.859
I felt so good when I saw that tweet.
1541
01:09:50.120 –> 01:09:51.660
Brad Stewart was a good hockey player.
1542
01:09:51.819 –> 01:09:53.000
I will say that.
1543
01:09:53.220 –> 01:09:55.020
And then all relevance to the show.
1544
01:09:55.380 –> 01:09:56.060
That’s OK.
1545
01:09:56.360 –> 01:09:59.040
So I posted a scientific Twitter poll.
1546
01:09:59.380 –> 01:10:02.780
Was Pastor Glenn wearing bicycle shorts or underwear when he arrived
1547
01:10:02.780 –> 01:10:05.300
to the campaign video shoot from last episode?
1548
01:10:06.280 –> 01:10:09.640
This is closer than I’m comfortable with, but 55 percent.
1549
01:10:09.780 –> 01:10:13.300
Fifty five point six percent said obviously they were bicycle shorts.
1550
01:10:13.300 –> 01:10:14.360
Agreed with me.
1551
01:10:14.360 –> 01:10:16.860
And forty four point four percent said it was underwear.
1552
01:10:17.760 –> 01:10:22.120
See, now, if that poll was taken in the European kind of
1553
01:10:22.740 –> 01:10:25.320
they would totally say bicycle shorts.
1554
01:10:25.360 –> 01:10:27.820
So here’s the Boondocks podcast.
1555
01:10:28.000 –> 01:10:31.260
They tweeted us and said, I’d say give your balls a tug,
1556
01:10:31.320 –> 01:10:34.540
but it looks like your your bicycle shorts are doing that for you.
1557
01:10:34.540 –> 01:10:38.660
So I do believe that is a line that Wayne utters at some point
1558
01:10:38.660 –> 01:10:42.780
in an episode commenting on Pastor Glenn’s biker shorts.
1559
01:10:42.780 –> 01:10:46.960
So not biker by bicycle shorts or bicycle shorts.
1560
01:10:47.740 –> 01:10:49.600
Those are two different things.
1561
01:10:49.920 –> 01:10:52.500
Beck said, thank you for the shout out.
1562
01:10:52.600 –> 01:10:54.300
I just finished season two.
1563
01:10:54.540 –> 01:10:55.780
What a cliffhanger back.
1564
01:10:55.920 –> 01:10:56.700
Thank you for listening.
1565
01:10:56.800 –> 01:10:58.280
And don’t get ahead of yourself.
1566
01:10:58.300 –> 01:11:01.100
I agree. Can’t wait for that cliffhanger.
1567
01:11:02.740 –> 01:11:04.580
Beck also said, I’m loving it.
1568
01:11:04.580 –> 01:11:06.700
Oh, she’s talking about the podcast, our podcast.
1569
01:11:06.900 –> 01:11:07.480
I’m loving it.
1570
01:11:07.500 –> 01:11:10.580
Perfect timing is I needed another comedy to fill Schitt’s Creek void.
1571
01:11:10.700 –> 01:11:12.000
Actually, she’s talking about letter, Kenny.
1572
01:11:13.140 –> 01:11:14.880
And sorry, can we just quit?
1573
01:11:15.040 –> 01:11:18.980
I mean, I wanted to show this out last week because I’m a Schitt’s Creek fan as well.
1574
01:11:19.300 –> 01:11:22.160
And I was so excited when I saw Schitt’s Creek
1575
01:11:22.160 –> 01:11:24.600
take the sweep of the Grammys for the comedy categories.
1576
01:11:24.620 –> 01:11:26.400
It was exciting to watch.
1577
01:11:26.600 –> 01:11:29.500
And if you haven’t watched that show in your letter, Kenny fan,
1578
01:11:29.500 –> 01:11:30.900
I still recommend that one.
1579
01:11:30.980 –> 01:11:31.680
It’s amazing.
1580
01:11:32.080 –> 01:11:33.800
It’s so well done, so well written.
1581
01:11:33.980 –> 01:11:35.340
Tanya and I have started it.
1582
01:11:35.340 –> 01:11:36.420
We’re six episodes.
1583
01:11:36.700 –> 01:11:38.480
So let me ask you a question.
1584
01:11:38.540 –> 01:11:40.740
I watched two episodes and it did.
1585
01:11:40.740 –> 01:11:43.520
And I kind of gave up because it didn’t capture me.
1586
01:11:43.620 –> 01:11:45.080
But this was a couple of years ago.
1587
01:11:45.780 –> 01:11:49.160
So is how long do I need to go before I get hooked?
1588
01:11:49.640 –> 01:11:52.220
See, I personally loved it from the very first episode.
1589
01:11:52.480 –> 01:11:56.480
It’s it’s such a fun story and it’s so inclusive and so smart.
1590
01:11:56.860 –> 01:11:58.900
And I mean, we talk about writing and letter, Kenny.
1591
01:11:59.720 –> 01:12:00.780
That is Schitt’s Creek.
1592
01:12:01.000 –> 01:12:03.700
It is so brilliant that show together.
1593
01:12:04.060 –> 01:12:06.840
You and I share the same brain brainwave.
1594
01:12:07.360 –> 01:12:09.040
Well, at least at the beginning, we did.
1595
01:12:09.040 –> 01:12:13.220
So I’m going to say we’re six episodes in on Schitt’s Creek right now.
1596
01:12:13.220 –> 01:12:14.700
Yeah, about that. Yeah.
1597
01:12:14.700 –> 01:12:19.820
Yeah. So about that, to to get kind of invested into what’s going on
1598
01:12:19.820 –> 01:12:23.960
and kind of get past the the that little hump
1599
01:12:23.960 –> 01:12:26.220
at the beginning of, well, what the hell is this?
1600
01:12:26.320 –> 01:12:27.660
Are you getting to know the the characters?
1601
01:12:28.300 –> 01:12:29.480
And yeah, yeah.
1602
01:12:29.480 –> 01:12:30.780
Yeah, I do.
1603
01:12:30.820 –> 01:12:33.660
It’s not that I there isn’t anything about it that I didn’t like.
1604
01:12:33.680 –> 01:12:35.700
I just felt like I could take it or leave it.
1605
01:12:35.700 –> 01:12:39.840
Yeah, I suggest you give it another try.
1606
01:12:40.380 –> 01:12:44.280
I did that and I binged the whole thing and I love that series.
1607
01:12:44.560 –> 01:12:47.860
So, Victor, I didn’t I didn’t get the first time I tried it.
1608
01:12:47.860 –> 01:12:50.780
I don’t think I finished the first episode because it wasn’t.
1609
01:12:50.940 –> 01:12:52.700
Yeah, it didn’t appeal to me at the time.
1610
01:12:53.540 –> 01:12:56.360
Yeah, the characters weren’t very redeeming yet.
1611
01:12:56.860 –> 01:12:59.860
And I mean, six episodes and it’s getting a little bit better.
1612
01:13:00.000 –> 01:13:03.020
I’ve read somewhere that you kind of have to give it the first season.
1613
01:13:03.020 –> 01:13:06.000
And then after the first season is when it gets really good.
1614
01:13:06.740 –> 01:13:08.100
So we’re going to see.
1615
01:13:08.280 –> 01:13:09.820
But anyway, Tanya and I are invested now.
1616
01:13:09.920 –> 01:13:13.340
We’re going to it’s our half hour comedy after after we watch an hour.
1617
01:13:13.700 –> 01:13:16.040
I guess I guess an episode one, I can’t remember.
1618
01:13:16.460 –> 01:13:17.560
I whatever happened to them.
1619
01:13:18.000 –> 01:13:19.380
I didn’t really feel sorry for them.
1620
01:13:19.640 –> 01:13:21.960
Right. That’s the point. Yeah, that’s the point.
1621
01:13:22.060 –> 01:13:23.480
You kind of hate them at first.
1622
01:13:23.520 –> 01:13:27.220
And then you the show will change your opinion of these characters.
1623
01:13:27.800 –> 01:13:29.280
All right. So it’s really well.
1624
01:13:29.280 –> 01:13:33.080
Yeah, yeah, it’s our half hour comedy that we have to watch
1625
01:13:33.080 –> 01:13:37.540
after an hour of awake or awake, awake, awake, awake, awake, awake,
1626
01:13:37.540 –> 01:13:39.640
which is really good, but but pretty intense.
1627
01:13:40.480 –> 01:13:43.720
Yeah, I heard kind of both sides of that space one, right?
1628
01:13:43.740 –> 01:13:45.900
Yeah. So far, I mean, I’m enjoying it.
1629
01:13:45.900 –> 01:13:48.220
Yeah, we also watching Utopia right now.
1630
01:13:48.420 –> 01:13:51.520
So I just I’m on episode eight of that. Oh, yeah.
1631
01:13:52.020 –> 01:13:53.880
We just finished the boys.
1632
01:13:54.020 –> 01:13:56.600
Oh, Victor, you would like the one we just finished the great.
1633
01:13:56.760 –> 01:13:59.080
It’s Russian. It’s so good.
1634
01:13:59.080 –> 01:14:01.120
It’s so good. It’s hilarious.
1635
01:14:01.340 –> 01:14:02.640
It’s really quick.
1636
01:14:03.220 –> 01:14:05.440
It’s a it’s a it’s kind of a great
1637
01:14:06.240 –> 01:14:12.200
and off like it’s a historical comedy about Catherine the Great, the Russian.
1638
01:14:12.480 –> 01:14:13.780
Oh, is that on Amazon?
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What’s it on Hulu? It’s actually a Hulu show.
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Oh, it’s on. OK, so I’ll need it is a method.
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But it’s really good.
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Really, really, really good.
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Cannot was good. Cannot recommend it enough.
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01:14:24.800 –> 01:14:26.740
The writing was amazing. It was funny.
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01:14:26.740 –> 01:14:29.720
It’s not very historical, but it’s hysterical.
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01:14:29.980 –> 01:14:33.340
Yeah. And I’ll come back with you at you with
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if I think I already did it before.
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01:14:35.380 –> 01:14:37.540
But Ted Lasso, super awesome.
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Just finished the season.
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01:14:39.080 –> 01:14:40.600
Oh, my God. What an awesome show.
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01:14:40.760 –> 01:14:41.880
So watch that one.
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01:14:42.060 –> 01:14:44.020
I’ll take the greats. You take Ted.
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01:14:44.320 –> 01:14:45.460
What when we have? Yeah.
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01:14:45.520 –> 01:14:46.640
OK, I got to finish these up here.
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McMurray points out that he is only wearing his underwear.
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There’s also a possibility that they are a pair of stylish European shorts.
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That’s from our buddy Anthony Pacheco from from California.
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01:14:58.480 –> 01:15:00.100
You guys are hilarious.
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01:15:00.140 –> 01:15:01.540
That’s from Soul Coach.
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01:15:02.320 –> 01:15:05.260
Well, you know, you, Victor, do you know who this is?
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01:15:05.760 –> 01:15:08.180
This is a former colleague of ours at work.
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01:15:11.210 –> 01:15:12.410
Are you sure I’d be looking at something?
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01:15:12.510 –> 01:15:14.930
Soul Coach. No, I’m just by the name Soul Coach.
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01:15:15.070 –> 01:15:16.410
Do you know who it is? S.O.L. Coach.
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01:15:18.090 –> 01:15:19.770
Our that’s not from my.
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01:15:19.770 –> 01:15:22.070
It’s our friend Evelyn from from from work.
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01:15:22.850 –> 01:15:24.590
Oh, of course. So she’s listening.
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01:15:25.290 –> 01:15:26.350
Thank you, Evelyn, for listening.
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01:15:26.350 –> 01:15:29.610
And do not don’t discount Fartbook, or we’re going to have a talk.
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01:15:29.650 –> 01:15:34.050
And that’s again from the Boondock Saints, sorry, Boondock podcast.
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All right. So that’s it.
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Before I play us off, do we have any final words?
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Well, we’ll start with just start.
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I’m going to start. I’m just excited.
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01:15:47.990 –> 01:15:52.810
I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m excited that we all agreed for once.
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01:15:52.890 –> 01:15:54.250
I’m tired of fighting, guys.
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01:15:54.790 –> 01:15:57.270
This is a happy place for friends.
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01:15:57.550 –> 01:16:01.450
But hey, I came I came with it last week.
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01:16:01.690 –> 01:16:04.450
Like you guys were the ones that let me know she’s right.
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01:16:04.530 –> 01:16:06.570
She she had a fresh rating last week.
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01:16:06.690 –> 01:16:07.950
And we’re the ones who didn’t agree.
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01:16:07.970 –> 01:16:11.970
I was ready. I married to and I know women sometimes don’t like to be wrong,
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01:16:11.970 –> 01:16:15.230
but it’s OK. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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01:16:15.230 –> 01:16:16.970
We still love you. Oh, man.
1685
01:16:17.210 –> 01:16:20.490
Did I mention I went to three hours of diversity training this afternoon
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01:16:20.490 –> 01:16:26.290
And that comment would not fly three fucking hours.
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01:16:28.110 –> 01:16:30.510
Oh man, yeah, inclusion and diversity.
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01:16:31.490 –> 01:16:34.990
We had a harassment course that we had to do
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01:16:34.990 –> 01:16:36.710
and I thought, I’m working from home.
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01:16:36.830 –> 01:16:39.010
If Alan slaps my ass in the kitchen,
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01:16:39.150 –> 01:16:40.750
can I call it into work?
1692
01:16:41.990 –> 01:16:42.430
I can get fired.
1693
01:16:42.430 –> 01:16:43.130
I could get fired.
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01:16:43.270 –> 01:16:44.230
How would that work?
1695
01:16:47.070 –> 01:16:48.810
Victor, any final comments?
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01:16:49.450 –> 01:16:50.370
I don’t know why.
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01:16:50.850 –> 01:16:55.210
I don’t know how I can follow that up, but I don’t know.
1698
01:16:55.310 –> 01:16:59.430
I just feel like we kind of hit the big leagues now.
1699
01:17:00.050 –> 01:17:03.710
This is prime time and I hope that it maintains
1700
01:17:03.710 –> 01:17:06.570
at this level, because if it does,
1701
01:17:06.670 –> 01:17:11.530
then this show becomes an actual, you know,
1702
01:17:12.310 –> 01:17:16.250
it ends up living up to kind of the cult following
1703
01:17:16.250 –> 01:17:18.450
that it has now, because up until now,
1704
01:17:18.450 –> 01:17:19.770
it’s been kind of hidden.
1705
01:17:21.090 –> 01:17:23.850
Okay, Tanya, did you have any final?
1706
01:17:24.090 –> 01:17:29.150
I expect this to be this way from here on out.
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01:17:30.710 –> 01:17:31.810
It’s not going to happen.
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01:17:31.810 –> 01:17:33.470
It’s not going to happen.
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01:17:33.630 –> 01:17:34.750
I mean, yeah, it’s an eight season.
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01:17:34.750 –> 01:17:37.550
I’m an optimist, but I mean, I’ve seen the show
1711
01:17:37.550 –> 01:17:38.650
and I know where we’re heading
1712
01:17:39.130 –> 01:17:41.550
and I know you guys well enough already.
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01:17:41.650 –> 01:17:43.090
We are going to clash.
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01:17:43.750 –> 01:17:44.750
We are going to clash.
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01:17:44.870 –> 01:17:47.410
I thought it was the perfect Lutter Kenny episode.
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01:17:47.410 –> 01:17:50.390
I’m happy that we all agree and I’m looking forward
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01:17:51.470 –> 01:17:55.510
to future episodes, but for now, we’re going to let,
1718
01:17:56.310 –> 01:17:58.490
let’s see, Cannonball Jane take us out
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01:17:58.490 –> 01:18:00.810
with a song called Take It To Fantastic.
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And that’s all we have for this episode.
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Next week, we’ll recap and review season two,
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01:18:08.340 –> 01:18:11.160
episode four, The Native Flu.
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01:18:12.200 –> 01:18:13.580
Please rate us on iTunes.
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01:18:13.760 –> 01:18:14.480
If you like the show,
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01:18:14.540 –> 01:18:16.820
follow us on Twitter at produce stan pod.
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01:18:17.160 –> 01:18:18.760
Oh, by the way, Matt, can you hear me?
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I can, sir.
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01:18:21.880 –> 01:18:24.340
During the time it took us to record this podcast,
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we have 11 new Twitter followers.
1730
01:18:27.280 –> 01:18:27.540
I know.
1731
01:18:27.600 –> 01:18:29.600
Should we take a few moments to call them out now?
1732
01:18:29.720 –> 01:18:31.060
I’ll call them out next week.
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01:18:31.440 –> 01:18:33.640
Thank you so much for listening and for following.
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01:18:33.980 –> 01:18:35.780
We also invite you to visit our website,
1735
01:18:36.000 –> 01:18:39.680
the produce stan pod.com for episode recaps
1736
01:18:39.680 –> 01:18:40.780
and a list of our favorite episodes.
1737
01:18:41.140 –> 01:18:42.040
Thank you for joining us.
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01:18:42.120 –> 01:18:43.900
Now we’re going to have a dance battle
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01:18:43.900 –> 01:18:46.420
to see who will host the podcast going forward.
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From all of us at the produce stan, have a good night.
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