
They Should Really Have a Screening Process For This
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This past June, I wrote an entry on my birthday that made a mysterious reference to me receiving a very cool gift. Apparently, one of my friends who came by my blog—the only one, I thought—guessed what that gift might…

“He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.”

Chilly Willy…a euphemism for a cold pecker! I get it! This just goes to show you how fucked up cartoons were when I was a kid…