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The gang at The Produce Stand are joined by their listeners for a special holiday social.
Two Nights Before Christmas:
Two nights before Christmas,
And all through the pod,
All the DGNs were stirring,
Awaiting the squad.
The stockings were hung,
By the portal with care,
In hopes that three wise men,
Soon would be there.
The children were nestled,
All snug in their rooms,
Al cracked the Puppers,
And fired up the zoom.
And Tan with a wine glass,
And Matt with his rye,
Victor might be there,
Who knows what THAT guy.
Al checked the clock,
The time it was nearing,
From the zoom waiting room,
Degens were appearing.
He called out, “Get ready!”,
To the screen full of faces,
This bunch of good buddies,
From all different places.
There’s Robbie and Burleigh,
There’s Erin and Kace,
Tobias and Miriam,
Hoopla and Tres.
There’s Mike and Michelle,
There’s Joey and Jeff,
Adrian, Jack,
And all of the rest.
From clear across the pond,
There’s Trollinger and Ban,
Awesome brought a menorah,
‘Cuz it’s Hanukkah man!
If you’re new, don’t be scared,
There’s nothing to fear,
We’re glad you could make it,
You’re all welcome here.
Now Al and Tan smile,
As the festivities begin,
Like mom and dad,
Degen’ing with their friends.
They think to themselves,
“Now we’re all here together,
This could be the best,
Christmas AG Hall ever!”
So raise a wise man or three,
To the good times we’ve had,
Happy holidays to all!
Yes, even you Chad.
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