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Tag: PFTW

On Fame…

Dec 18, 2020

Fame isn’t an indicator of quality, rather good publicity.
A Pandemic Tweet

Dec 17, 2020

The longer I live, the more I think stupidity should…
A Pandemic Tweet

Dec 14, 2020

Monday is the 2020 of weekdays.
Reply All

Mar 7, 2020

I’ve said before, but I’ll keep on saying it until…
Halftime Tweet

Feb 2, 2020

How could anyone tell if there was a wardrobe malfunction…
Cybertruck

Nov 28, 2019

Elon Musk is hoping his team has designed the car…
A Little HR Humour…

Oct 17, 2019

A group of fish is a school. A group lions…
Reply All Appreciation Tweet

Sep 27, 2019

Reply All is the best podcast! If you’re a fan…
Bots Be Crazy!

Sep 22, 2019

Wife: Hey Google, is it supposed to rain tonight? Google:…
#RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

Aug 2, 2019

Today #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter was trending on Twitter. Here are my entries:
The Loudest Sound In History!

Jul 29, 2019

The longest, loudest sound in history is the zipper on…
You’re Not Fooling Anyone

May 19, 2019

Just saw a tow truck with the name “First Choice…
Don’t Kid Yourself…

May 18, 2019

If your jeans have a tag that says ‘Modern Fit’…
A Little Consistency Please?

May 7, 2019

I feel like the term ‘Sneak Peek’ is a missed…
On Gardening…

May 20, 2018

Whoever said gardening is relaxing is an asshole.
PFTW Proverb

Jul 23, 2016

All cold food comes to those who wait.
One Chord To Another

May 14, 2016

Going to see Sloan tonight play their full One Chord…
An Age-Old Adage…

Sep 1, 2015

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but desperation is…