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This Friday we’re headed to the Toronto to play a show in the west end at Dakota’s Sports Bar & Grill. It’s a great place…
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A group of fish is a school. A group lions is a pride. A group of crows is a murder. A group of wolves is…

Well that couldn’t have gone any better! We had a great time with an amazing crowd at Donaleigh’s for our Barrie debut! We had people…

Wife: Hey Google, is it supposed to rain tonight? Google: Yes, it will rain late tonight. Me literally a second later: Hey Google how much…

Today #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter was trending on Twitter. Here are my entries:

The longest, loudest sound in history is the zipper on that tent when you’re trying to sneak out for a piss at 3am while camping.

Yesterday when describing someone who was really drunk I used the term “he was Marc Gasol drunk”. I feel like I’ve coined a phrase. What…

Tonight I had the pleasure of being a guest on the Toronto Mike’d podcast!

Just saw a tow truck with the name “First Choice Towing” on it. When’s the last time you chose your towing company? I feel like…

If your jeans have a tag that says ‘Modern Fit’ don’t kid yourself…young people aren’t wearing that shit.

I feel like the term ‘Sneak Peek’ is a missed opportunity for consistency in the English language.

It all started with a house party at our buddy Matt’s house. Back it was Brooke and myself on vocals. I played a little guitar,…

As much as I love the Toy Story franchise and other movies that feature toys that come alive and are self-aware, one unintended consequence is…

If you haven’t paid attention to our poster art, you’re missing out! Our resident lead guit’artist’ Stuart Narduzzo is a super-talented graphic designer. He designs…

The wife and I have started watching Black Mirror on Netflix. HOLY CRAP! Deliciously disturbing. It’s this generation’s Twilight Zone!