Our Next Show…
This Friday we’re headed to the Toronto to play a show in the west end at Dakota’s Sports Bar & Grill. It’s a great place…
-
-
A Little HR Humour…
A group of fish is a school. A group lions is a pride. A group of crows is a murder. A group of wolves is…
-
The Week Ends At Donaleigh’s
Well that couldn’t have gone any better! We had a great time with an amazing crowd at Donaleigh’s for our Barrie debut! We had people…
-
Reply All Appreciation Tweet
Reply All is the best podcast! If you’re a fan of anything internet and you’re not listening to this podcast, then you’re not really a…
-
Gig #2 Announcement
Now that the first show is out of the way, it’s time to look ahead to the next one, Luckily we won’t have to wait…
-
Bots Be Crazy!
Wife: Hey Google, is it supposed to rain tonight? Google: Yes, it will rain late tonight. Me literally a second later: Hey Google how much…
-
Our First Gig
Our first gig as a band was at a place called Bar97 in Newmarket, Ontario. The lineup for the night was: Brooke – Lead Vocals;…
-
#RuinABandNameWithOneLetter
Today #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter was trending on Twitter. Here are my entries:
-
The Loudest Sound In History!
The longest, loudest sound in history is the zipper on that tent when you’re trying to sneak out for a piss at 3am while camping.
-
How Drunk?
Yesterday when describing someone who was really drunk I used the term “he was Marc Gasol drunk”. I feel like I’ve coined a phrase. What…
-
My Best Of Toronto Mike’d Podcast Vol. I
Tonight I had the pleasure of being a guest on the Toronto Mike’d podcast!
-
You’re Not Fooling Anyone
Just saw a tow truck with the name “First Choice Towing” on it. When’s the last time you chose your towing company? I feel like…
-
Don’t Kid Yourself…
If your jeans have a tag that says ‘Modern Fit’ don’t kid yourself…young people aren’t wearing that shit.
-
A Little Consistency Please?
I feel like the term ‘Sneak Peek’ is a missed opportunity for consistency in the English language.
-
Humble Beginnings
It all started with a house party at our buddy Matt’s house. Back it was Brooke and myself on vocals. I played a little guitar,…
-
Damn You Toy Story!
As much as I love the Toy Story franchise and other movies that feature toys that come alive and are self-aware, one unintended consequence is…
-
2018 A Year In Royal Pains Posters
If you haven’t paid attention to our poster art, you’re missing out! Our resident lead guit’artist’ Stuart Narduzzo is a super-talented graphic designer. He designs…
-
Black Mirror
The wife and I have started watching Black Mirror on Netflix. HOLY CRAP! Deliciously disturbing. It’s this generation’s Twilight Zone!