To Make a Long Story Short…
Have you ever noticed that when someone says, “To make a long story short…” the story doesn’t actually get shorter, but it does—in fact—become longer?…
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Quote of the Day
“Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight.”
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Have You Ever…
Impetuous Thoughts is a blog by a fellow Canuck that I check on every now and then. Even though he’s a Habs fan, I still…
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They Should Really Have a Screening Process For This
This past June, I wrote an entry on my birthday that made a mysterious reference to me receiving a very cool gift. Apparently, one of…
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Quote of the Day
“He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.”
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HAHAHA! I just Got That!
Chilly Willy…a euphemism for a cold pecker! I get it! This just goes to show you how fucked up cartoons were when I was a…
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Quote of the Day
“Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer.”
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Big in…Malaysia?
When I began keeping stats for this blog, I fully expected the majority of the readership to come from Canada (me being Canadian), with the…
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I…Uh…I Got Nothing…
…but shame to offer Charles Wang, owner of the New York Islanders. After I praised the organization for seeing it fit to hire blacklisted Head…
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Dinner Raises Funds, but DJ Fails to Raise the Roof
Last night Tanya and I attended a dinner to raise money for the Weekend to End Breast Cancer 60 K walk coming up this September…
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Quote of the Day
“I dream, therefore I exist.”
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O-lé, olé olé olé…
I just want to say congratulations to Italy for their World Cup win. Even though I wasn’t cheering for you, you won it fair and…
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Sinking Argonauts
The Argonauts are floundering a bit since their home opener last month. They went on the road for two games against the Blue Bombers and…
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All-Star Jays
Lots of Jays on the All-Star roster this year! Not since the glory years have we seen as many. Even our manager will be there.…
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NHL Free Agency
The Toronto Maple Leafs enter 2006 NHL free agency needing more scoring and speed. Here’s what the Leafs should do to improve their roster.
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World Cup Woes
Portugal lost to France in the semi-final…oh well, it was a nice ride while it lasted. If you ask me, they were on borrowed time…
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From Me To You
The author wishes fellow Canadians a belated happy Canada Day, reflecting on the nation’s 139th anniversary of Confederation. They highlight the relatively new Canadian flag…
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A Long Weekend
While most Canadians were celebrating this past long weekend, my family and I were mourning. My grandfather succumbed to cancer on Friday—he was 77 and…