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Al is busy cheating on us with another podcast—damn you Toronto Mike!—so the Takeover Team assembles once more—probably sooner than they expected. Join them as they traverse the country (via portal) to assemble—adding members as they go—and provide some more great YEWniversal content!
Episode Limerick:
Looks guys, the Limericks, I don’t mind sharin’,
Really? ‘Cause it sound like you’re not fucking caring,
Naw, you ain’t gettin’ a pass,
So pull your finger outta your ass,
Ok fine, let’s just go pick up Erin.
*Diabolical Coffee ad music by penguinmusic from Pixabay
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scene residential neighborhood somewhere in the greater san francisco metroplex
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oh okay that was cool forget flying forget driving a portal is the only way to go all right let me
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see let me uh check the address this this should be the place greetings visitor uh hello
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please state the purpose of your visit i uh i was needing to uh i was i was looking for awesome
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are you selling something no are you soliciting donations um no are you federal agents
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wait do you have a warrant no monster warriors corny cut rate children’s program from the mid-90s
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or criminally underrated homage to low budget 50s horror flicks
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huh i want to choose my answer very carefully on that one oh thank god awesome how are you now
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good and you not so bad it’s time fine you’ve heard al they’re not able to record this week
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so sounds like the perfect opportunity for a clandestine super secret takeover team invasion
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hey we’re not like field team six come on awesome it’ll be fun okay let’s go get the
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others so wait what happens if you answer the monster question wrong your afternoon gets a whole
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lot worse ah scene outside a nondescript house in north mississippi
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oh you’re right the portal is absolutely the way to go right oh this is some
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bullshit eat let’s get trace and get out of here casey awesome y’all passing through or
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how are you now oh i’m doing all right you know work’s been busy and
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take over time what again already your enthusiasm seems a little lacking a bit
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we need our bard we need our cunning linguist look guys the limericks i don’t mind sharing
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really because this sounds like you’re not fucking caring nah you ain’t gonna pass
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pull your finger out of your ass okay fine let’s just go pick up aaron scene outside house
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in chicago suburbs race oh are you serious i got most of it up it went everywhere i got
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motion sickness i’ve never been in a portal before oh god okay come on let’s just go get
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aaron oh my god my aaron how are you now good and you not so bad oh trace aaron got it
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mm-hmm guys guys guys i knew we’d be getting the team together i mean deep in my heart i knew it
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aaron you ready am i ready i’m already packed i’ve got trivia and beer and the google doc
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and the talking robot quiz and meat and i think i got a powerpoint oh and i told my
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friends to go ahead and learn without me if we’re not back in time you know back to school
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dab see that trace that’s enthusiasm guys i love you like so much you are the best
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and this is amazing what we do being creative together and having fun and wait hang on what
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you guys know what we need let’s go what do you mean hoopla
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oh and i know exactly where to get it oh oh case you got a portal oh yeah i’m so so happy for you
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you so deserve it oh smell scene outside of residence in suburban seattle hey you did
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better this time you didn’t have a spit yep hey guys what um liz good and you
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not so bad hey yeah yeah awesome i heard just saying the takeover team is here
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this can’t be good wait a minute am i in trouble we have come to the realization that we’re in need
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of something and not just any something a very specific something that we know that you possess
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i give up what do i have that the takeover team needs hoopla hoopla oh i got hoopla
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man i got hoopla for days i got the hoopla you craves well then grab that hoopla because we
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gotta take over to do can you dig it throw me a fucking shovel i knew that you could
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can i bring my puppers daisy yes yes nice portal case pretty badass right
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yeah looks like daisy smells something bad she does right straight right right
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next stop the produce stand let’s get on the go boys hell yeah fuck yeah
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you’re having a fucking brain hematoma huh that fresh produce stand there that’s a beauty
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what do you listen to my favorite murder podcast taggarton torrance podcast the produce stand
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uh fucking sexy it’s thirsty thursday and that means we are once again hanging out at produce
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stand the podcast paying tribute to all things in the universe now i know what you’re thinking
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there are a lot of podcasts out there about letter kenny but this is the only one that brings
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in the jv team when the first string players catch the native flu i’m casey your host and
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joining me tonight are the tps takeover crew and the dm degens we’re taking over again
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because al tanya matt and victor decided to cut class so sharpen your pencils and grab an
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extra cup of coffee because your favorite substitute hosts are taking over the show
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hey there wait what are we doing again the sponsor read oh okay wait we have a sponsor yes it’s eric
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oh i know eric he’s a good guy i know did you know he sells coffee yes of course i think
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it’s called diabolical coffee can we just it’s devilishly good coffee you don’t say he also
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sells diabolically awesome swag terrific he’s got a roast for all tastes is that right yeah
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you can order whole bean course standard grind and espresso it’s espresso but whatever hey uh
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don’t you and tanya use k cups you know we do i think he has those two wonderful imagine if
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we could use promo code like kodastan to get 10 off coffee or merch from his store yes that
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would be cool wait a minute i just had a brilliant idea what’s that we should get
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to sponsor the podcast we should yes why have we never thought of that before i give up
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right now you can get 20 percent off actually previously on letter kenny last week denis the
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voice of god gogan brought his list of favorite letter kenny fights and taught us all how to
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scrap so don’t fuck with us on the playground today people tonight we are now gathered for
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third installment of the takeover crew this has become sort of an institution and it’s a
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little intimidating i’m casey your host and joining me are the tps takeover crew aaron
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awesome trace and liz joining us for this episode and then we also have the dmd gens
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represented by josh steven adrian denis and michelle welcome everybody how are you now
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so let’s go around the horn aaron how are you now oh good and you not well i’m all right okay
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that’s about i’m not gonna lie i feel trace now i understand we want to be authentic right
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be authentic but get ready for the thunder because here i come because first grade or grade
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one has started and let me tell you the stories are already rolling in i i swear to
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a friend today went to this to my sink grabbed a cup of water just dumped it down his shirt
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came to me and said i accidentally got water on my shirt i was like yes that was an accident
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and then um you know for uh for victor there there was some some word on the train tracks
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today um one friend was was playing with the train tracks and one of them had or two of them
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were chock full of handcuffs and the other ones were full of wood
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whatever you guys want to do with that do with it but uh i’m gonna pass that’s we weren’t
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talking about first graders i could make some jokes oh yeah i know there’s a lot of adult
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jokes in there you just have to be oh that’s yeah but i can’t just can’t do it yes so um
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that’s the word in grade one everybody word did we have a question that we wanted people
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to answer now or is that for later oh we can do that later okay later trace how are you
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now good new not so bad thank you thank you nailed it one take trace that’s me
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um so how are you what’s going on this week how’s your week been oh my week’s been crazy it’s
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the end of the month at work and that’s always fun and by fun i mean not fun right uh
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everything’s fine been looking forward to this and god bless us all adrian dropped in the chat
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alfredo sauce oh yes yes and marinara too right well two things uh and my beloved hometown of
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memphis tennessee a 18 wheeler got into a wreck and the trailer dumped over and the trailer
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was full of alfredo sauce the highway was full of alfredo sauce the big note was it smelled great
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until it didn’t yeah was it cool out it was not nice and it was not cool oh boy yeah and uh
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the only other thing is if there’s any other memphians listening today i want to wish a
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story all the pictures are pictures are wondrous
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awesome how are you now i am cooking alive i’m not gonna lie lads we’re just gonna gloss over
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the traditional greeting it’s supposed to be 100 every day for the rest of this week and
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then getting into next week sunday monday and tuesday are all supposed to be not just over 100
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but over 105 jeez goodness so i’m gonna die this is my last appearance um it’s good knowing
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all of you i love you and have wonderful lives so next week is the memorial right
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yeah jeez you know jeez you gotta get them in the grill quick yes well it was it’s been a
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yeah it’s been i got the intro right
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very good tracy we’re all so proud of you since you blew it off yeah i did by choice
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not because i forgot hey awesome stay hydrated yeah thank you hydration is wayne’s love language
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stay hydrated liz how are you now good and you i’m all right things are things are just
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good here i mean there’s nothing really exciting going on it is
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not boiling hot we don’t have um pasta sauce on the freeway we i am apartment hunting um which
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a challenge um so yeah my my neighbor the cop is telling me where not to live
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because he doesn’t get a cs shot so he’s already vetoed at least three or four places i’ve
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looked at um but other than that i mean it’s just it’s a work uh three-day weekend coming
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up for us down here in the states and um i think that’s pretty exciting
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okay yeah normal and status like solid status quo is can’t be overrated like i think that’s the
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most underrated thing in the world yeah good i mean that’s really good in you yeah yeah not
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so bad josh how are you now good and you not so bad getting better actually this is like
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the thing that i needed therapy yeah what’s going on josh busy busy going like 20 different
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directions but uh what else is new has a letter kenny army depot still there yeah if you can
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get there there’s 81 has been a mess lately the interstate they’ve had accident after
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accident so everybody’s had to take detours today alone there was four accidents in the
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i’ve lived in virginia for 20 years and 20 years ago they were talking about fixing i-81
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and they haven’t yeah 81 is a mess i hate it i don’t take it unless i have to but
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unfortunately i have to when i do have to go into work but today was a work from home day so
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i didn’t have to worry about it nice that’s good adrian how are you now
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good new not so bad what’s going on with you how’s life life is good uh getting ready to head to
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vermont this weekend gonna hike a bunch of mountains up there doing um doing a fundraiser
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which is called 46 climbs which is a fundraiser as part of national suicide awareness week
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so i’m gonna climb some mountains and raise some money which is pretty cool
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nice to be able to give back to the mental health community because hiking’s been so clutch for
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me um getting out there so can we is there a way that we can contribute do you have a link or
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something you can send us yes um if you go to my twitter handle which is abo underscore
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brewer there is a link to my fundraising page in the bio so that will run through
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the end of next week right now i believe the goal which is around 1330 hikers around the world
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raising over a hundred thousand dollars and the amount of feet pledged right now is 533
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times the height of mount everest so that’s pretty sweet yeah right round of applause for
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adrian a fantastic man thank you for doing yeah i’m not gonna lie adrian i thought you’re
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gonna tell us that you’re hiking remont because you ran out of mountains in maine
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uh that’s part of it too yeah you knew there’s an ulterior motive
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uh the wife and dog are coming too they’re gonna i think she’s gonna go to ben and jerry
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so hopefully i get some uh leftovers when i get back you’ll have earned it
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that’s fantastic adrian that’s awesome thank you yeah steven how are you now
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good new not so bad glad to hear it thanks how’s your week been yeah uh status quo you know
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um i took tomorrow off it is my birthday weekend i will be uh 40 the big four on sunday
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i’m sure i got some gray coming in you know i can feel it in the old right in this area
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is that why you’re always sitting in the dark yeah well there i’m hoping i’ll be let out of
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the dungeon this weekend we’ll see but uh no a friend of mine a friend a couple is coming up
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to visit us this weekend from all around we’re gonna hang out watch the first football game and
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just looking forward to a nice nice long weekend it is college football weekend isn’t it
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finally i know i’m the only one who cares but i still enjoy it i kind of care i kind of
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care that’s okay you get about all around so do you get some good delegating out there
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no there’s not gonna be telegating here i mean we’ll we’ll hang out on the back porch and we’ll
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bar you know grill and have a bunch of finger foods and beers and stuff like that but you
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know i’m gonna tell you really jmu is on espn’s game day twice nice oh yeah yeah it’s so
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i love i hate football but i love football at jmu because it’s my college and i just love
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going back it’s so it’s so like high school but more mature because we’re alumni
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you can drink beer legally this time yeah game day was at jmu huh game day was at jmu twice
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twice what do you mean like twice ever no yeah like twice ever that’s huge for a mid-level
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school in virginia that’s huge for anybody yes i can’t see him okay fine cool oh i’ll
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put the link in the chat yeah um i just okay this is not a football podcast i’ll drop links
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for you too in the chat just settle down okay settle down denis how are you now oh it’s not
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we’ve got a situation here awesome’s already burning up down there
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listen awesome can have keys open again awesome can have keys up i’m glad you concede
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denis how was your week yeah not a whole lot of time has transpired since the episode but
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we’ve been having rolling blackouts here because of storms so we’ve been doing ninja
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classes at the dojo because i don’t know much i’ve talked about it on the pod but
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on the afternoons i teach martial arts and then i i do security and personal security at night
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and on weekends so uh we had lights out at the dojo when we brought the kids in and we
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you know just decided to do some ninja training so they could learn how to fight in the dark
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that’s cute have you ever done black black light ninja training nope we we’ve had black
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at the dojo but didn’t do a lot of training sometimes we have stuff like that it’s fun
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you could take like videos and put like stick figures do you remember those old
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cartoons where they had like people in black suits but they were like like like 70 sesame
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street yeah you can buy that as a holiday costume they glow in the dark take videos of
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them give them to their parents did anybody play that flash game ninja burger maybe you
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okay denis my alarm that was your alarm that’s aggressive bud damn you it’s am radio
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fucking hell it’s trying to get him is that even like it’s a 1978 alarm clock yeah
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are you okay that would scare me awake does that scare you awake or
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damn you hypervigilance i just wake up before it goes off denis comes up swinging every morning
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denis fights in his sleep like ron from i’ve had access complain of uh renegade jokes so
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anyone want to take that one we’re just gonna let that slide or
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wow michelle michelle are you there please be there oh she’s unmuted
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oh no can’t talk too much traffic noise
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here’s her update play the read it awesome read it
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do you can’t talk too much traffic noise on the street caddy wampus from possible
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letterkenny filming scene in downtown sudbury so far just bright lights inside the grand theater
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and big overhead light onto the street i’m taking advantage of university school of
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architecture wi-fi free but spotty well played oh fantastic michelle also says omg denis and
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oh my god guys i would take michelle in our throuple denis wouldn’t you
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i’m sorry i’m sorry i didn’t take about 20 mad props for myself out there doing the lord’s work
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seriously michelle are not worthy in the streets we bow to you also if you run into
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anybody just let them know that we’re all on now and if they want the link they can dm us and just
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give us the 401 or just turn your camera on and put them on but she said internet was spotty
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my lord oh my god and eliza is crashing the cake over it’s our boss i need to change our
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power point this is crazy everybody’s gonna be busy look busy hey kacy hi miriam
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we can’t do anything we’re we’re at a party i will zoom in on our drive home yeah me too
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we’re gonna burn the place down now
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it was fine okay we gotta go it’s too love you guys all right bye
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happy to be here oh we miss you we’re so happy you’re here it’s all the record and
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how are you now eliza i’m doing really good um i just tested negative for covid i’m so
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fucking happy about it
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it’s my first time testing negative since i tested positive and so
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i’m really happy that i’ll be negative for the school year because i start on tuesday so
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i’m so excited way to go cool teacher i’m a really cool teacher actually everybody says so
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that’s what i saw on twitter no i got a reputation about it in my school like i’m
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the cool sithbrite teacher there’s three plus i’m the cool one yes own it that’s cred man
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that’s cred amongst like 12 year olds it really is no i i called a whole bunch of
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yesterday and all the kids i talked to were so excited i was their teacher like i’m really
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excited about it oh that feels so good ah that’s wonderful see you’re amazing gotta
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love that it’s like you’re a rock star right you walk in the building you’re like i’m here
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that’s what i feel like no because also like all the teachers this past week
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when they’ve seen me because i’ve been like just in my room the whole time in a mask
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because i don’t want to give anyone covid but i still need to set up my room
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um and every time someone sees me they always ask me oh how are you feeling how are you doing
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and it just makes me feel so loved oh that’s so nice and this is a message out there to
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anyone who’s listening just throw your teacher some love they love hearing it and they don’t
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hear it enough so please throw them all all the love and money some love in their pocketbook
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and money yeah yeah and money and discretion on your definition of love and extra crayons
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and markers and notebooks sensual love and tissues and yeah no i had like four families
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be like oh please just text me if you need any supplies throughout the year like i’m more
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than happy to help and i saved all of their contact information i’m like i’m going to text
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you so yeah yeah make sure you just send them your fucking amazon list there eh
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i’m all amazon wish list do you have a wish list but i’m not allowed to send them that
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i can just tell them oh can you please bring me pencils or please bring me cleanups and
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then whatever they buy but i can’t get we could share it couldn’t we can you give it to us
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please bring me a box of water i absolutely can give it to you guys so drop it in the chat
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okay um it’s on my phone but i will get it there yes because i really would appreciate
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it so much oh my gosh yes throw the love around yes teachers how are you how do you know
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oh i’m really good hey and you oh not so bad i’m happy that you’re happy now how was your week
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it was good um it’s a different pace at work because last a week ago we had our big event
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and then we were still a little high from that like into thursday and then
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had a weekend to myself where i just sort of crashed i threw axes every night like friday
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saturday and sunday night um like you eliza i’m sort of the cool axe thrower at my place which i
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kind of like i’m like number one of the normal people which is third place there are two guys
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who are just obscenely good at axe throwing and they’re great guys and i love them and
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they’re friends of mine but i can i will never reach them because they just like four
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eyes in a row and then a kill shot which if people don’t anyway they’re really good so
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i did that this weekend and that made me feel like a badass and i enjoyed that and
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i’m tired and then yeah um you know to be fair i’m 42
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old woman
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that was so hot you guys
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anyway it was it was a good weekend and i’m just feeling like sort of like grounded and heavy
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and like into my work and into myself things are really good at work i’m really lucky to
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have a partner a colleague who is creative and ethical working in an ethical reasoning office is
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like the best job you can have i never thought i would have a job that feels like a privilege
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but i feel like i have a job where i have a lot of privilege to be doing the work that i do
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so that’s so amazing yeah it’s been things are good i’m i’m very good we got another
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friend we have another friend joey joey chester he always whenever he shows up i always feel
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like we’re at a hot dog eating contest or an episode of a uk like jersey shore type show
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like joey chester could be on the only way is that what chicken wings
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they’re air fried first and then i put them on a pan and sauce them all different sauces and i
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right well played tracy bb bro hey michelle we got the whole gang joey how are you now
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oh not so bad new oh good and you don’t even have to be here and it gets budget
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i got it right joey what’s the what’s the good word tell us about oh he’s already on
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how’s that have you been
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school started for ems
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so today wrapped up week two we’ve already got a test next wednesday
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um and it is going very quickly the amount of material and everything so they just
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because you need to so i bet stressful with still working full time but this is what it is
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you can do it we have faith in you thanks guys it’s only till december so
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i can be stressed for three months no big deal yeah it’s gonna be stressed anyways so whatever
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that’s awesome learning emt is not stressful at all so good to get the whole idea exactly
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exactly smooth saving from here well i’m glad to hear that you’re back in school
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just so you guys know that you signed up for you’re back in school letter candy style
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so we are in letter candy style back to school edition and because of that if you can check
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the chats we’re gonna start this off with a little cahoot yeah right right what a cahoot
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um we are um i’m gonna share the screen so you guys can see it all but if you click on that link
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you will be able to head into a little cahoot you’re just gonna type your name there or
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whatever name you choose eliza you were the cutest thing since like puppies what the
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puppies love that just can’t um captain lion just out of curiosity what’s that i said who’s
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captain lion 36 i don’t know crochet shorts i know who that is crochet shorts getting
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the hell out of there all right how many people i don’t even know how many people
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i’m waiting for but um i’m gonna start it in about five seconds this is what i do with
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friends i give them some time five four three and while i count down i’m gonna tell you the
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rules because i shouldn’t be counting down so you hear what’s going on so there’s going to be a
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question on the board and you are going to have to indicate which shape and or color is the
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answer now fastest person does get extra points so oh awesomes in i’m not playing
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that’s not me that’s fu awesome that’s chad what god damn that’s definitely josh
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he here oh yeah that’s definitely no it’s not me i’m mine’s josh
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okay so we got dennis who’s oh it’s crochet shorts fu awesome get the
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fuck out steven you played last night oh he’s cool yeah all right well i’m gonna start this
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and uh all right liz you ready yep because you’re fucking going how do you be honest there we go
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all right am i just reading them you’re gonna read questions and i’ll read the answers you got
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it professor trisha’s trivia all right what is the teacher’s name from little kenny red is
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blue miss trish yellow miss trisha green missed happy i answered you soon oh no
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all right you have five seconds to count down um and it just goes
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for y’all answer there we go the answer was miss trisha we had three correct answers
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oh and i yeah thank you thank you for the two that didn’t get us
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appreciates you all right so far josh is in the lead who j dog is next dennis coming up in third
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eliza debess and mitch coming up next here we go friends here’s question number two liz
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what course what course does professor trisha teach uh red is gender sexuality and women’s
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studies blue is women’s studies uh yellow is gender in women’s studies and everyone guessed
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before i answered the right uh the answer was women’s studies we had three that got that one
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correct and i’m just gonna say who’s still in the lead and it’s josh there you go
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close and dennis is in third f you oh i can’t even say that
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what episode does professor trisha first get mentioned is it red we don’t fight at weddings
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blue puck bunny and yellow modines too or green finding stormy stud oh yeah which one could it
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and i have no idea the answer was finding stormy a stud four friends got that correct
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josh is on fire whoo josh get it josh j dog is second oh he’s got the highest answer
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streak of three i know coming in hot josh it isn’t not nothing
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oh it’s not not raining question four what kind of parade did professor trisha say
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so everybody we’re laughing because there is a zombie jesus parade which happens to be the
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green option that’s the picture for this red is victory parade blue is pride parade and yellow
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is uh international women’s day parade and the answer is the crucifix that does it for me
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how did you guys i forgot one friend got it right it is pride parade uh thank you international
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women’s day parade got a lot of votes i know i like that idea though i like that yeah i’d go
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to one gosh still in the lead j dog two dennis three come on dennis you can do it coming in
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hot too yeah all right question five what does wane give to dan in the episode to help him
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with his women’s studies class red is sharpened pencils blue is a notebook yellow is a pencil
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case and green is professor trisha’s and if you see this picture this was michelle posted
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this it says jared queso under the mistletoe for all the ladies what yeah michelle my let
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give us the good fan service y’all everybody go follow her yeah she’s great her such a good
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yeah um so this one was pencil case we had four correct answers on this one oh jay dog just took
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the top spot this is just got a wheel in here whoo oh yeah adrian three correct answers in the
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dan after he brings up professor trisha by saying i withdraw is it wane katie we are
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red for wane blue for katie yellow for dairy and green for labina dick dick dick
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someone dismisses dan who is it gonna be and katie we had three friends guess that one
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nice job oh jay dog still the lead in a dream coming up behind that’s what she said what she said
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user degen seven and yes ready according to professor trisha how will someone we actually
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different questions oh sorry what happened i don’t know oh but it’s which actor portrays
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professor trisha is it janelle williams red blue is megan rass yellow is marisol nichols and
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green is nazine everyone okay answered uh the answer was nazine contractor and one
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friend got that correct let’s check our leaderboard jay dog higher
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all right i’m gonna be honest that was a shot in the dark
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shot works also what she said
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according to professor trisha how will someone be more receptive receptive to you if you’re
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them a complaint so is it red by making it your problem blue by listening to their words yellow
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by looking them in their eyes or green by focusing on their concern this is a tricky one
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and i’d like you to notice the pictures because there is a progression she is currently dressed
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and that’s all i’ll say the answer is by making it your problem we had three friends
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get that correct let’s check it out dennis is creeping up to third jay dog is still in first
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and adrian is in second you guys are rocking and rolling great question nine where does
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professor trisha say it is very common to answer through um red is permission alley blue is the
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front door yellow is the back door and green is the sliding box i’m off to permission alley
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sounds like negotiation oh boy the answer is the back door no one okay permission alley thank you
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flooding box was good erin sliding box was excellent and it’s a crime that nobody chose
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that i would have taken the hit on points to answer that
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jay dog taking the top spot rushing the competition man answer streak of five
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dennis moved up to the second place and adrian is in third you guys are rocking hand number 10
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what did professor trisha pick for her tire pumping as a woman she admired to get the ball
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rolling whoa is it uh red lizzie sear i probably just butchered that i apologize
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uh blue jean manse uh yellow carrie derrick and green her mom clearly the green no mama
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just the high answer here um thank you for her mom love it uh lizzie please somebody
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sear it is this year she gave a dude gonorrhea yes because she gave someone gonorrhea
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bonus points to trace and liz
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all right j dog still in the top spot dennis with on fire look at that josh creeping up
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to number three again all right how many questions do we have left two more this is 11
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what degree does professor trisha have well look at that picture yeah right see i’m telling
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you uh red is master’s blue is phd yellow is two phds and green is an honorary bachelor’s in
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english no offense to those that it is a phd she has a singular phd a piled higher and you
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could see it in that last picture i’m gonna say that’s all two phds that last picture
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yeah i was gonna say whoa oh do we have a question on the question um all right j
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dog is number one gosh number two and three is dennis guys this is the final question
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let’s get ready how does professor trisha end the seminar for the men
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she says uh red go show your love to the women in your life blue go show some love to the women
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in your life go give some go give some love i can’t even read yeah go through this round
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erin’s in it to win it a lot of people said uh go appreciate the women in your life however
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it was go give some love to the one that i missed
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hey drunk erin how are you now
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not so bad what about some chastity day
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i have no use for chastity dick
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all right here’s the podium can somebody who’s not me say this is dennis
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and our winner tonight
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runners up we got elmo adrianis and eliza the best and you got snaps for the cool
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kids it just all right now which one of you assholes was fu awesome
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that’d be me
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all right i know you guys are super sick of my voice so um i’m gonna hand this over to some
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robots we’re gonna be listening to some robots uh sharing some but so here yeah for those of
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you who have not done robot trivia yet you are in for a treat wow so um this is who said it back
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to school edition um each one of these quotes is either something that we have learned or
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a part of your day we’re going to go through a whole collegiate not collegiate let’s say high
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school schedule here um if you know the answer please throw it in the chat i’ll be watching
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the chat and keeping score bitches casey’s gonna score both casey’s nicer than i am
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she is because at this point everyone’s gonna score so let’s do this guys everybody
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all right so our first period is math i’m watching you people wait hold on
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before we start math you gotta share your sound i gotta share my sound
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casey got me i got you i do all the time girl what’s quadruple what’s what’s after a threeple
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i don’t know if i should i should get in on this quadruple
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pretty much you guys i’m gonna shut up
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misogynistic if you both
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i am willing to give 69 percent of my company to a partner why 69 percent both sides benefit
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00:45:56.620 –> 00:46:01.000
good enough who said it all right josh said mccurt Murray
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and not incorrect incorrect Murray nope not Stuart nope not rolled not McMurray
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00:46:11.420 –> 00:46:14.620
anyone else Riley Steven
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00:46:16.660 –> 00:46:23.020
oh yeah that guy there you are even so the answer the answer was Gayler
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00:46:24.660 –> 00:46:29.000
so we’re gonna go on to the second period second period of science
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now i went on the internet and researched ostriches firstly ostriches can run up to 70
385
00:46:37.000 –> 00:46:41.980
miles an hour so catching one even a sick one is a super tall order
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00:46:47.080 –> 00:46:53.760
the answer was Wayne i know i saw it yes Steven got Wayne first all right Dennis
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00:46:53.760 –> 00:47:02.300
was first to respond with Darrell yeah close one of the Hicks now in third period we have
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00:47:03.000 –> 00:47:09.240
let’s listen up you know what the jaws of life are it’s like that but for your meat
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00:47:10.260 –> 00:47:11.980
if you’d like me to play that again
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00:47:15.620 –> 00:47:18.040
Joey got it we have
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00:47:22.940 –> 00:47:28.320
from my favorite episode she taught us a lot for health
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00:47:30.360 –> 00:47:32.860
all right fourth period is history
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and most people don’t know this but Canada Gooses were the deciding factor in the 1995
394
00:47:39.620 –> 00:47:46.280
Quebec referendum they kept this country together Joey
395
00:47:49.300 –> 00:47:57.460
it was mccurry pulled even with Steven yeah nice um so in between fourth period and
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00:47:57.460 –> 00:48:03.000
fifth period you had a little bathroom break so not sure i’m up for squishy poopies
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00:48:03.920 –> 00:48:06.940
if it ain’t yumzies in my tumzies my poopies go squishy
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00:48:09.660 –> 00:48:11.480
pussy oh my god
399
00:48:14.420 –> 00:48:21.080
no oh close Adrian close Steven i don’t remember what their fucking names are
400
00:48:22.720 –> 00:48:29.360
it’s not Fiske it’s not Boomtown any other guess so close it’s been a while it’s the
401
00:48:29.360 –> 00:48:34.080
white guy it’s the white guy in the middle of the two no it was not yorkie
402
00:48:34.960 –> 00:48:39.640
no not yorkie all right anybody else give it to him i don’t remember that fucking
403
00:48:39.640 –> 00:48:46.040
name it’s Schultz i think he turns it over to Fiske doesn’t he yeah
404
00:48:46.040 –> 00:48:51.700
so we have grammar coming up in period five
405
00:48:53.040 –> 00:49:00.180
no i i know what it is i just i just don’t think you need to put an s at the end of that word
406
00:49:00.180 –> 00:49:04.720
i just i’m pretty sure you don’t need the nest to pluralize those words
407
00:49:08.650 –> 00:49:16.150
we got a dan who was the first dan Dennis Dennis on the board do it
408
00:49:16.150 –> 00:49:16.910
yeah
409
00:49:18.610 –> 00:49:25.310
i know that was a tough those ones are tough to understand all right you guys
410
00:49:25.310 –> 00:49:28.890
unfortunately you made it to recess attention you’re not going outside
411
00:49:28.890 –> 00:49:34.550
you got to listen to the to the principal here but i do know this if i find out you are lying
412
00:49:34.550 –> 00:49:42.340
to me the wrath of an angry dick will leave a lasting mark once all right Steven said Noah
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00:49:42.340 –> 00:49:47.000
oh i think the life Dennis Dennis again
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00:49:49.460 –> 00:49:53.510
could remember the first name do not cross that woman
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00:49:54.160 –> 00:50:00.900
are you have a double e l a that’s uh english language arts okay here we go wait
416
00:50:01.760 –> 00:50:06.520
Katie had it right it was wrong on the monitor triskydecaphobia is spelled t
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00:50:06.520 –> 00:50:18.240
r i s k a i d e k a p h o b i a danis who was the first Joey that’d be me
418
00:50:20.040 –> 00:50:29.820
that’d be me that’d be me all right here we go home act it’s time to learn how to cook
419
00:50:29.820 –> 00:50:35.420
she used to take my member in her time little fingers just roll it so gently like she was
420
00:50:35.420 –> 00:50:39.700
holding a soft cinnamon twist you know just getting it ready for the oven
421
00:50:40.220 –> 00:50:44.760
come on Joey Joey no i think coach’s wife did
422
00:50:47.100 –> 00:50:51.840
technically yes as reported you have to wipe yourself off Steven at least there was a
423
00:50:51.840 –> 00:50:58.860
hose readily available you’re right it’s a part of home ec right is cleaning up afterwards
424
00:50:58.860 –> 00:51:09.740
uh so we got some story time listen up children we don’t have robert munch book reports overdue
425
00:51:09.740 –> 00:51:16.420
but if i had to pick my favorite it’d be more than that
426
00:51:18.930 –> 00:51:28.610
that’s right it was really it’s really even three steven said oh he’s at four danis is at
427
00:51:28.610 –> 00:51:34.990
two steven what was your thought on that one i was that was a that was a coin flip
428
00:51:35.570 –> 00:51:41.010
that was i don’t know which one i just guessed one i feel like both of them should count but
429
00:51:41.010 –> 00:51:45.730
i know why they’re interchangeable but also jonesy said his was love you or
430
00:51:46.210 –> 00:51:51.910
his was um paperback princess because love you somebody already get uh they love you forever
431
00:51:51.910 –> 00:51:57.330
yeah picked i love you forever i love robert munch those books are literally the best
432
00:51:57.330 –> 00:52:02.890
actually i’m gonna redo one tomorrow all right guys this is our final robotic quotes
433
00:52:02.890 –> 00:52:05.890
and it’s about friendship because that’s what school is all about
434
00:52:07.270 –> 00:52:13.190
now i’m always excited to see a dick but two dicks at once my cup runs over
435
00:52:13.190 –> 00:52:15.950
to what do i owe the pleasure of getting double dicked
436
00:52:15.950 –> 00:52:19.820
oh my god
437
00:52:25.300 –> 00:52:27.320
wasn’t that the sausage episode
438
00:52:30.960 –> 00:52:40.380
and it was glenn all right y’all are wondrous oh steven with four joey with four and dennis
439
00:52:40.380 –> 00:52:46.420
with two oh we need a tiebreaker joey steven i’m thinking of a number
440
00:52:51.360 –> 00:52:58.320
takeovers there have never been a tie i don’t even know i’m still going with 69
441
00:52:58.960 –> 00:53:09.960
wow awesome ask an impossible question oh okay um oh shit yep that’s right sack up
442
00:53:09.960 –> 00:53:18.440
is the animal that glenn asks wayne and daryl to get out from underneath the
443
00:53:19.760 –> 00:53:29.920
uh church possum talk yes adrian yeah that’s the winner joey oh it was who said possum first
444
00:53:29.920 –> 00:53:36.440
yeah well but it’s a tiebreaker but they didn’t put it in the chat it was one-on-one
445
00:53:36.440 –> 00:53:42.580
but they said it yeah he said he said no he said it first i’ll give it to joey he said it first
446
00:53:42.580 –> 00:53:51.410
he did all right joey you win all of that i was about to say one of those
447
00:53:52.620 –> 00:53:59.820
you win another week of emt school absolutely nothing congratulations all right
448
00:53:59.820 –> 00:54:08.620
uh in the words of wayne i have to go so i’m going to have awesome kick us off with some
449
00:54:08.620 –> 00:54:15.020
uh rapid fire awesome you ready to share the rules and okay
450
00:54:17.360 –> 00:54:25.020
i’m gonna ask each of you a question and it applies to any universe character
451
00:54:25.020 –> 00:54:34.320
but you may only answer with one word all right now in order of sharing
452
00:54:35.040 –> 00:54:44.140
josh you first who would get you in detention oh dan
453
00:54:46.760 –> 00:54:53.950
what’s he teaching you didn’t say they were teaching no who would get you in detention like
454
00:54:53.950 –> 00:54:58.990
who would get you in trouble oh who would yeah dan would get me in trouble like you’re
455
00:54:58.990 –> 00:55:05.410
piling around with dan yeah yeah okay squirrel in us being frowned upon most of the day right
456
00:55:05.410 –> 00:55:17.720
yeah definitely getting squirrely with dan all right adrian who would you study with might have
457
00:55:17.720 –> 00:55:20.460
to go down there as well seems like a brown noser
458
00:55:20.460 –> 00:55:21.960
oh
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00:55:24.380 –> 00:55:32.160
only for professor trisha all right steven who would you take to prom
460
00:55:34.480 –> 00:55:42.180
katie oh denis hey my just between us girls who’s your first kiss
461
00:55:45.520 –> 00:55:50.190
oh mrs mcmurray
462
00:55:53.070 –> 00:55:56.510
you’re kind of missing the rapid fire element here
463
00:56:00.120 –> 00:56:09.380
okay i’m dummy i have to give it some thought all right michelle i think we’re gonna skip
464
00:56:09.380 –> 00:56:18.750
michelle because she’s still on mute so eliza who would you let cheat off your paper
465
00:56:18.750 –> 00:56:31.610
they’re all you’re considerate joey who would you miss the most if they moved away
466
00:56:31.610 –> 00:56:50.800
okay trace who would you vote the most popular uh tannis okay uh oh shit it’s me
467
00:56:50.800 –> 00:56:54.840
it’s rapid fire awesome awesome question
468
00:56:57.160 –> 00:57:06.540
uh who would i vote the biggest flirt katie all right next one uh liz who would you vote
469
00:57:06.540 –> 00:57:19.370
the class clown dan okay being so squirrely yeah casey who would you vote cutest couple
470
00:57:20.170 –> 00:57:21.370
steward enrolled
471
00:57:25.130 –> 00:57:32.170
erin i was gonna say erin who’s the life of the party me uh yeah
472
00:57:34.390 –> 00:57:36.910
sorry well erin is the acceptable answer
473
00:57:40.390 –> 00:57:44.570
okay uh back to the top josh who would you vote most athletic
474
00:57:58.440 –> 00:58:03.820
uh really you’re telling dan he don’t run fast when he’s running away from anybody he’s the way
475
00:58:11.770 –> 00:58:20.460
okay okay adrian anyone see the rails anymore or we just completely off of them
476
00:58:21.180 –> 00:58:26.280
yeah no we’ve we’ve gone off a while ago adrian who would you vote most changed
477
00:58:28.730 –> 00:58:31.110
or is he
478
00:58:31.110 –> 00:58:37.590
ooh steven who would you vote most likely to succeed
479
00:58:40.240 –> 00:58:45.850
wane dennis who would you vote most forgettable
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00:58:53.940 –> 00:59:04.140
mary fray good one okay eliza who would you vote most unique sure is he
481
00:59:04.780 –> 00:59:13.680
yeah that tracks yeah that family dynamic who are you under the bleachers with oh barney
482
00:59:15.360 –> 00:59:22.900
god damn it maybe laura more fucking laura more whoever i think let’s be honest
483
00:59:22.900 –> 00:59:26.080
yes who steals the answers to the final
484
00:59:28.120 –> 00:59:36.660
oh um okay let’s see now it’s on me who uh who would you sit with at lunch i would sit with wane
485
00:59:36.660 –> 00:59:45.460
and katie at lunch uh liz that was the one answer well you don’t get one without the other
486
00:59:45.460 –> 00:59:54.160
do you it’s like jonesy okay liz who are you ditching school with tannis
487
00:59:54.160 –> 01:00:03.320
yes yeah she’d be fun holy yeah yeah i see that i see that list yeah casey who is in the school
488
01:00:03.320 –> 01:00:12.840
mascot costume oh um fucking oh i can’t remember his name because i’m a little high
489
01:00:13.880 –> 01:00:14.360
auctioneer
490
01:00:25.980 –> 01:00:30.920
that’s why he’s in the costume they had to make it that big and it’s ridiculous
491
01:00:32.040 –> 01:00:36.160
okay erin you’re the last one on our list so i’m making up a bonus question
492
01:00:36.160 –> 01:00:41.520
if you had to have all these assholes in your classroom who would you give detention
493
01:00:42.240 –> 01:00:48.580
are they giving detention to you yeah uh probably dary i don’t know why i love him but
494
01:00:49.420 –> 01:00:56.120
he’s always in his barn clothes in barn clothes just get dressed buddy boomtown
495
01:00:58.440 –> 01:01:05.380
michaels with his dick out yeah there you go you might be in prison right i was good i wanted
496
01:01:05.380 –> 01:01:10.360
to change i wanted to change my last answer to michaels uh for for most of what was most
497
01:01:10.360 –> 01:01:18.140
improved or likely to succeed because he stepped up all right yeah yeah i agree i thought about it
498
01:01:18.140 –> 01:01:24.300
afterwards but i give it to uh waffle’s brother i forget his name big mo big mo
499
01:01:24.300 –> 01:01:31.960
all right well the question we get
500
01:01:31.960 –> 01:01:44.420
what oh well that’s i mean we’re right at an hour um and that’s like awesome thank you everybody
501
01:01:44.420 –> 01:01:51.940
for showing up um we are gonna wrap it up final thoughts uh let’s start with question
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01:01:51.940 –> 01:01:59.710
to ponder right oh oh oh right right right this is to think about and take away with you
503
01:02:00.710 –> 01:02:07.170
who drop it in the chat or if you know right away go ahead and say it who would you want to be your
504
01:02:07.170 –> 01:02:14.170
teacher and what class are they teaching in the universe and math because then i would actually
505
01:02:14.170 –> 01:02:22.850
fucking pay attention or more anything she wants to oh sure is he phys ed good for you steven
506
01:02:25.670 –> 01:02:29.630
because you know he’s also going to teach sex and that’s going to be an awesome class too
507
01:02:29.710 –> 01:02:31.230
all right
508
01:02:43.290 –> 01:02:48.350
i was gonna say gailer gailer
509
01:02:54.210 –> 01:03:00.290
I think it would be dairy teaching, veterinary science, Connor teaching dance.
510
01:03:00.310 –> 01:03:03.930
That’s a good one. I like it. Stuart web design. All right.
511
01:03:04.150 –> 01:03:07.170
No, it would be, it would, it would be, um, Oh my God, the,
512
01:03:07.170 –> 01:03:08.990
the ginger teaching, uh, husbandry.
513
01:03:08.990 –> 01:03:11.470
Oh, allegedly.
514
01:03:19.030 –> 01:03:22.390
Wayne could teach me how to bail. Hey, I’m okay with that.
515
01:03:23.890 –> 01:03:26.830
Call you what you want.
516
01:03:26.830 –> 01:03:28.490
I fucked it up. I meant barley.
517
01:03:32.490 –> 01:03:33.990
Darryl could teach shop.
518
01:03:35.270 –> 01:03:36.810
You just want one to toss you around.
519
01:03:37.830 –> 01:03:42.000
Yeah. I mean, who does it? Who’s going to teach him how to draft truck?
520
01:03:45.030 –> 01:03:46.600
Man asks you for help. You help them.
521
01:03:49.270 –> 01:03:50.110
I can’t.
522
01:03:50.350 –> 01:03:56.550
So dumb. All right. I’m going to bring it all home. We’re going to do some final thoughts,
523
01:03:56.970 –> 01:04:02.750
wrap this puppy up and get to the after show is what are your, what are your final thoughts?
524
01:04:02.750 –> 01:04:10.030
Um, this was fun as usual, and you guys are always the highlight of my week. And thank you
525
01:04:10.030 –> 01:04:17.130
for including me in this and bringing me into the inner circle of the, whatever that number
526
01:04:17.130 –> 01:04:28.860
is there. 69, 69, 69, whatever that is. Definitely. Clearly I need to go back to school.
527
01:04:30.360 –> 01:04:35.160
901, 901. Yeah. Okay. I’m done.
528
01:04:35.340 –> 01:04:38.080
Speaking of 901, happy 901 trace. Final thoughts.
529
01:04:40.820 –> 01:04:47.920
We’re getting better at this. I didn’t screw up the intro. Uh, we got through with that.
530
01:04:48.000 –> 01:04:52.720
Everybody talking over each other, which is always a win. And you fuckers are
531
01:04:52.720 –> 01:05:01.420
all. Aaron, final thoughts.
532
01:05:01.660 –> 01:05:07.360
I just want to thank everyone for coming to play. It’s, it’s a lot of fun. Um, I, you know,
533
01:05:07.480 –> 01:05:12.480
back to school time is always stressful. And this has just been a highlight. Thank you guys.
534
01:05:12.600 –> 01:05:16.680
And cheers. Cheers. Josh, final thoughts.
535
01:05:17.580 –> 01:05:21.080
Uh, it was nice to actually get back on here and see everybody. It feels like it’s been
536
01:05:21.080 –> 01:05:25.920
forever. So it was a lot of fun. Well, I apologize for some of the games. I was only
537
01:05:25.920 –> 01:05:31.000
half paying attention, but, uh, I guess, uh, trying to make sure the girls learn their stuff.
538
01:05:31.000 –> 01:05:34.680
They need to learn was more important. So I’m trying to get that started for them. So
539
01:05:34.680 –> 01:05:38.020
not that I don’t like hanging out with you D Jen’s, but you know,
540
01:05:38.780 –> 01:05:44.420
you’re a good guy. You’re a real good guy. Don’t tell too many people that.
541
01:05:44.940 –> 01:05:48.840
Well, we just told an entire audience of podcast listeners. So you’re gonna have to
542
01:05:49.440 –> 01:05:51.780
Adrian, final thoughts.
543
01:05:53.600 –> 01:05:58.320
Really great being on with you guys. Uh, really have to make myself stay up late and do this
544
01:05:58.320 –> 01:06:05.560
more often. Uh, and very, uh, inspirational seeing, uh, all you awesome people that are
545
01:06:05.560 –> 01:06:11.760
molding our use of tomorrow. Um, as they go back to school. So we’ll have a new generation
546
01:06:11.760 –> 01:06:17.850
of D Jen’s coming up behind us, I think, which is always a good thing. Sure.
547
01:06:18.790 –> 01:06:22.330
I see Michelle’s in, we’re doing final thoughts, Michelle.
548
01:06:24.130 –> 01:06:24.990
Oh, she’s gone.
549
01:06:28.990 –> 01:06:29.330
Yay.
550
01:06:30.810 –> 01:06:35.450
I just wanted to show you what I’m seeing, which is a whole lot of nothing like most death,
551
01:06:36.150 –> 01:06:42.550
most shootings, I think. So anyway, but it’s quieter in my car now and my phone’s dying
552
01:06:42.550 –> 01:06:44.630
and I have to pee. So
553
01:06:44.630 –> 01:06:47.790
Oh, the situation you found yourself in there, Michelle.
554
01:06:48.090 –> 01:06:50.590
Thanks for stalking Michelle.
555
01:06:50.890 –> 01:06:55.590
Yeah, so much fun. I’m not a very good, uh, stakeout person.
556
01:06:56.550 –> 01:06:57.910
You’ve done wonderfully.
557
01:06:59.430 –> 01:07:00.870
The thing of beauty. Thank you for sure.
558
01:07:00.870 –> 01:07:01.390
You’re there.
559
01:07:01.570 –> 01:07:06.290
Thanks. Thanks for the girls. Everyone’s been doing the Lord’s work.
560
01:07:07.590 –> 01:07:08.790
That’s right.
561
01:07:09.670 –> 01:07:11.310
Eliza, final thoughts.
562
01:07:11.930 –> 01:07:16.870
I’m so happy I was able to join tonight. I haven’t been able in the past few weeks,
563
01:07:16.950 –> 01:07:22.030
just because I’ve been really busy. But I’m really happy I was able to be here tonight
564
01:07:22.030 –> 01:07:26.710
and I should be able to be here most nights following this since I’ll be back at school
565
01:07:26.710 –> 01:07:32.330
and I’m not going to make plans on Thursdays anymore. And so hopefully I’m here a lot more
566
01:07:32.330 –> 01:07:36.130
and I had so much fun doing the trivia, even though I was really, really bad at it.
567
01:07:36.130 –> 01:07:41.530
Um, I just, I need to rewatch the series. I think that’s what tonight showed me.
568
01:07:41.710 –> 01:07:45.750
Um, but I really appreciate you all. I love that you guys are supporting educators.
569
01:07:46.270 –> 01:07:50.250
Um, if you guys ended up buying anything on my Amazon wish list, just let me know
570
01:07:50.250 –> 01:07:54.830
because the Amazon doesn’t buy anything. Um, and I want to send you like a thank
571
01:07:54.830 –> 01:07:59.490
you note. So please tell me if you did. Um, but I love you guys all and I love
572
01:07:59.490 –> 01:08:02.130
being a part of this community and you guys are all great. So thank you guys.
573
01:08:02.910 –> 01:08:04.190
We love you too babe.
574
01:08:04.790 –> 01:08:08.210
We love you. We’re so glad to see you. Joey, final thoughts.
575
01:08:09.830 –> 01:08:13.430
Uh, yeah, similar, similar to Eliza. I’ve been real busy last several weeks,
576
01:08:13.430 –> 01:08:18.370
but now that I have a routine with school, uh, my Thursdays are open.
577
01:08:18.750 –> 01:08:21.470
So I think from here on out, I’ll be able to join for a little while.
578
01:08:21.850 –> 01:08:26.590
Certainly make the effort to, uh, especially if it means just winning trivia every night.
579
01:08:28.670 –> 01:08:31.770
We’re too busy to win every damn thing. We did Jeff wasn’t here.
580
01:08:32.630 –> 01:08:33.990
Yeah. Good point.
581
01:08:34.689 –> 01:08:38.130
Uh, but yeah, I appreciate you guys stepping up now for the third time.
582
01:08:38.130 –> 01:08:40.229
And as Trey said, you absolutely get better.
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Happy to be a part of it tonight. Thank you guys for stopping by.
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Thanks for being here.
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Dennis final thoughts.
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01:08:49.470 –> 01:08:55.390
Hey, uh, genuinely surprised I did that well on, uh, the trivia because I’ve
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listened to previous episodes and you guys are just tearing through this stuff.
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01:08:58.430 –> 01:09:01.430
I’m like, how the hell does anybody remember that much?
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That was all Liz.
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Awesome. Final thoughts.
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I continue to be impressed by us and, uh, yeah, we do keep improving.
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I don’t know how we’re going to top it next time,
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but I look forward to finding out and thanks for coming out.
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01:09:25.149 –> 01:09:25.490
You guys.
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Yes. Thank you everybody for coming out to really love doing this.
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I entered.
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Adrian.
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I missed Adrian.
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I said, I don’t know how we’re going to top it.
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01:09:38.410 –> 01:09:41.170
And he goes, maybe power bottom it in the chat.
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Instead of saying it out loud.
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You’re going to drop.
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01:09:51.130 –> 01:09:52.790
Oh my God.
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01:09:52.990 –> 01:09:55.790
Well, Trey’s appreciated us not talking over each other.
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01:09:59.410 –> 01:10:01.930
He felt very safe to put that in the chat.
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01:10:01.950 –> 01:10:01.970
Yeah.
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01:10:05.110 –> 01:10:07.850
I want you to use your out loud words next time.
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01:10:08.490 –> 01:10:09.090
Please.
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01:10:10.550 –> 01:10:11.330
All right.
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01:10:11.390 –> 01:10:12.350
On the side of discretion.
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01:10:12.770 –> 01:10:16.030
We just ever done that.
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01:10:16.770 –> 01:10:17.710
And awesome.
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01:10:18.710 –> 01:10:20.810
Just discretion is not her bag.
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01:10:21.970 –> 01:10:23.630
No, I love it.
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01:10:24.130 –> 01:10:25.010
I love that.
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01:10:25.110 –> 01:10:27.210
That is what I appreciate about you.
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Awesome.
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01:10:28.870 –> 01:10:29.630
Oh my God.
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01:10:29.630 –> 01:10:31.450
Before she buys a discretion bag.
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01:10:32.490 –> 01:10:33.010
Hmm.
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01:10:34.130 –> 01:10:34.990
Oh, geez.
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01:10:36.610 –> 01:10:37.130
Okay.
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01:10:37.910 –> 01:10:42.710
I’m going to, I’m going to pull myself together and center myself because I really.
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01:10:44.830 –> 01:10:48.330
Feeling down and I definitely feel lifted.
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01:10:48.330 –> 01:10:52.590
Now you guys are wonderful people and I’m glad we found each other.
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01:10:52.590 –> 01:10:53.970
And this is so much fun to do.
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01:10:54.050 –> 01:10:56.810
And I’m sorry if I screamed everybody’s heads off when Al showed up,
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but I’m really, really excited to see him at the after party.
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So I’m going to get us up on out of here.
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01:11:10.300 –> 01:11:11.180
That’s Lisa.
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01:11:14.580 –> 01:11:15.840
Yeah, tell them.
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01:11:16.620 –> 01:11:21.040
That’s Lisa Le Bon with Aujourd’hui ma vue c’est la de la mer.
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01:11:22.600 –> 01:11:24.020
Well done, Aaron.
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01:11:26.760 –> 01:11:27.160
Too practice.
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01:11:28.220 –> 01:11:29.940
Does this song just mean life is shit?
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01:11:30.260 –> 01:11:31.520
Mercy boo cat as well.
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01:11:33.940 –> 01:11:35.060
All right.
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01:11:35.140 –> 01:11:36.200
That’s all for tonight.
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01:11:36.400 –> 01:11:37.600
School is out for summer.
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01:11:37.600 –> 01:11:40.540
School is out for one more week.
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The TPS crew will be back next week.
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01:11:43.060 –> 01:11:45.880
And so will I with my favorite Gaylor moment.
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01:11:48.640 –> 01:11:50.060
It’s going to be so much fun.
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01:11:50.900 –> 01:11:54.180
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01:12:22.480 –> 01:12:28.180
And now we’re all headed off to the after party to go party with Al and Miriam and Juan
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and all the other DMD gens who are going to join us on behalf of Aaron, Awesome, Trace,
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01:12:33.460 –> 01:12:36.460
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You’ll be cool.
What are you thinking?